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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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John D. Cundle: ♫ Democracy (A Warning) ♬

Vox: The messy truth about free speech

Reign of “King” Felon Von Shitzonus:

Liberal Redneck: Does the American electoral system favor Democrats or Republicans?

And Other Sycophant And Narcissists:

John D. Cundle: ♫ The Scandal-Spangled Banner ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday Open Thread

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It’s the Friday before the election. Get your ballot postmarked, or better yet at this point, dropped off by Tuesday. Good, good.

Anyway, Microsoft Office changed their icons and I do not like it. I first noticed it at work, and thought, maybe it looks better on a phone. No. No it does not. I’m sure a lot of thought went into it and no I couldn’t do it better. I imagine that I will get used to it, eventually.

Anyway, that’s the most important bit of local tech company news.

Wednesday Open Thread

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleFeeling oppressed by our political system? Feeling helpless to make change? Empower yourself…vote! Find that ballot swimming in the sea of papers on the table, fill it out and drop it off. Then stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally to plot the revolution…or maybe to just relax over conversations and a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us either in the back room or out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Monday Open Thread

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The election season is upon us. You should have received your ballot by now. Get your ballot postmarked or dropped off by November 4. If you’re anything like me, you were able to get most of your ballot done pretty quickly, and then got to School Board, and sort of froze. I still don’t know who I am voting for, but here are some voter guides:

  • First off, The Stranger. Especially for Seattle area endorsements, they remain the most important, even if less so than at their height.
  • Fuse do a great job statewide.
  • The Urbanist!

Who are you voting for? I voted the left slate for Seattle, especially glad to vote for Katie Wilson and Erika Evans. Whoever you vote for for King County Executive is the right choice, but I went with Girmay Zahilay. And I am still trying to figure it out for School Board.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Stella Magz: American cattle farmers are having a cow….

The Scary Scary Hardest Left Militant Antifa Horde Riots:

Dark Brandon: Remember who we are

Reign of “King” Diarrhea Von Shitzonus:

Robert Reich: Is your grocery store ripping you off?

The Total (Epstein) Shutshow:

Jonathan Mann: ♫ CEOs Are Kings ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Miscellaneous MAGA Snowflakes and Whiners:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday Open Thread

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Heeeey, the election is coming up. Get your ballot postmarked or dropped off by November 4. And, hey, you don’t have to just vote. There’s still time to walk a few precincts. Or whatever your favorite candidate wants. Or the coordinated campaign.

Big things like Seattle mayor could use your help. But man oh man, nobody appreciates you like a lower profile campaign.

And if you can’t do that, you can still tell your friends. Or donate, but it’s kind of late for that. Politics is not just a spectator sport.

Wednesday Open Thread

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Coming to you from the bus, where I can see the ear buds why are you playing music from your phone? Are they just for show? Gaaaah.

  • Portland is a great city. So different from the one in Trump’s head.
  • Seems like not a great contract if it doesn’t have accountability for Seattle police officers
  • I was having difficulty logging on after the upgrade, so I didn’t mention it when it came out, but Keezy Young’s Hello Sunshine is great and good for spooky season.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleElection season is upon us. I’m told that some campaigns receive returned ballot updates and will stop sending you campaign materials after you vote. If that isn’t an incentive to vote right now, nothing is. So fill out that ballot right now, drop it off in a drop box, and then join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversation over drinks.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us either in the back room or out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Monday Open Thread

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Game 7, are you excited? This year’s M’s have been pretty special.

I moved here as a kid, but with a different team. So I didn’t live and die with them the same way as some of you did, but they have been a staple of the city. But I was here for the Griffey years. And 116 wins. And so many Almost Live! jokes in the lean years.

The fans who stuck with them through terrible seasons deserve this one. The fans who saw bad games in a bad Kingdome deserve this season. The fans who want to games in the middle of the playoff drought deserve this season.

Of course sports isn’t about deserve. And game 7 on the road is not going to be easy. Go M’s.

No Kings

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Protest sign that reads "No Kings! Yes Kongs" with the image of an Australian Shepherd and a classic Kong dog toy.
If you love America and cherish democracy, try to show up today. If you hate America and oppose democracy, go fuck yourself.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Steve Shives: One Nobel Peace Prize, please!

Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ You Know Who is Hating No Kings? ♬

John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings—Because We Love America—Don’t Miss Your Shot ♬

Reign of The Felonious Dick-Tater-Tot-in-Chief:

The Resistance: ♫ We Dissent—A Modern Protest Anthem for No Kings Day ♬

John Oliver: Bari Weiss

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Frogs Together Strong! ♬:

JoJoFromJerz: Get out there! NO KINGS

Christopher Titus: Who hates America? NO KINGS!!!

More Worst of the Worst:

Hot Garbage Productions: ♫ The Ballad of the Portland Frog Brigade ♬

Brenna Perez: Portland frogs—The joy (and power) of tactical frivolity

Matthew Cooke: Is ANTIFAscism really a violent, extremist movement?:

John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings—Liberty Street ♬

The Late Show: ♫ A Message From The Frog Resistance ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday Open Thread

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  • Your ballot was mailed out this week. Get your ballot postmarked or dropped off by November 4.
  • Find your No Kings protest here. Tell me your favorite sign from past events in the comments.
  • We really should stop building new roads until we get up to date on maintenance of existing ones.
  • This article going through Lunarium’s tea list is a delight, even as a wet sider who has never been to Lunarium.
  • I appreciate AG Brown’s proposed law to protect immigrant workers, here’s hoping the legislature picks it up in the next season.

Wednesday Open Thread

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  • I don’t know who has Mayor Harrell’s ear to convince him that 10 foot AI screens are what the people want, but swing and a miss.
  • I hope to see some of you at the No Kings rally on Saturday. Not sure if I’ll be at the one in Seattle or the suburban town where my parents live. I look forward to seeing your signs and at least a few inflatable animal costumes.
  • Apparently Seattle government didn’t think taking money from education to pay for police was happening enough.
  • Most of you probably don’t listen to Within the Wires, but now that it’s the last season, maybe here’s your chance.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleSome say that the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is a sleeper cell for Antifa terrorists! We think of it as more of a drinking society for the promotion of open discussion and debate. Either way…it totally terrifies the kakistocrats, kleptocrats, and weak-kneed quislings. Stop by and join the fun!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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