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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 9/25/26, 11:06 pm

Michael Kosta: Midterm Anal-a-Zone—Hot dog rage, BDSM pics & salsa with a side of racism

Chris Hayes: Republicans suddenly sweating races in deep-red states

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (furry edition)

John Oliver: UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group

The Worst President Ever:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп wants drones & snipers in his 250-foot arch
  • Paula Poundstone: Give you another chance, Dotard?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’m Sticking With Трамп (Like He Stuck with Epstein) ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп showers Chinese President with praise
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Get Out of My Pool ♬
  • The God Show: Cowardly Трамп HUMILIATED in front of entire world
  • Stella Magz: Трамп celebrates Man Crush Monday with Mayor Mamdani
  • Paula Poundstone: Wife or nurse, Dotard?
  • Jon Stewart: White House bans media outlets & MAGA embraces AI while demonizing immigrants
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that had everyone laughing
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп talks shit at the U.N., rebrands AI as “superintelligence” & praises Mamdani
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Dummy with the Wig On Top ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s threatening ramble at the UN and his minions defend news ban
  • Paula Poundstone: Welcome to Трамп TV, Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ Too StupidToo Stupid ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Obituary Song ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s GOP allies distance themselves from him, media ban lifted, Xi gets red carpet
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Impeach Him Now! ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ After Трамп ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s attacks on the press WON’T hide the TRUTH!
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The most epic political memes you’ve ever seen
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s media ban backfires, arch gets drones & snipers & Seth recaps a crazy summer
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Bidin’ His Time… Трамп style ♬:

  • Toon Trampu: ♫ Funniest Трамп cartoons on 23 Sept ♬
  • Brenna Perez: It took Greenland for Трамп to understand NATO?!
  • Paula Poundstone: It’s a military complex, Dotard?
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The craziest political memes
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп campaigns in safe spaces to avoid embarrassment and minimize damage
  • Robert Reich: The 10 Commandments (for cleaning up after Трамп)
  • Steve Shives: Only losers name things after themselves
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп, Leading the World in “Super Stupidity” R&D ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s unhinged UN speech leaves the world STUNNED!
  • The God Show: Трамп CRASHES OUT after Трамп TV FLOPS
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Dotard Трамп—The Worst of All Time ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ This Isn’t Normal ♬:

  • Paula Poundstone: You’re terrible at hiring, Dotard
  • Jimmy Fallon: Who said it? The Dotard Трамп vs. cartoon characters
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s press ban backfires hilariously
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп sparks GOP anger over lavish Xi visit and Iran as approval hits new low
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is the “lead witness” for media companies suing over his White House ban
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too funny
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard threatens Iran at the U.N.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Kennedy Center Lament” song ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп, The Lord of the Lies ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Nobody clapped, Dotard!

The Resistance: ♫ Billionaire Apocalypse ♬

Parody Project: ♫ Gotta Turn Our Red State Blue ♬:

Brenna Perez: Crowd puts on a show to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition

Matthew Cooke: Has your town already gone Communist?

The So Very Persecuted Deplorables:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Lauren Bobert’s scandal
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Accept Трамп’s Lies, Just Lie to Yourself! ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes have no filter
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s record is so bad JD Vance is begging for a DO-OVER!
  • Stella Magz: Lauren Boebert puts the Bi in bipartisanship….
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп spooked by plane at Xi meeting & Sen. Tuberville rails against flying furries
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s TV network FLOPS and panicking Republicans spew NONSENSE
  • Winlar: ♫ Come on Straight White Men! ♬:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: The most unfiltered political memes
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Are You a Трамп Sucker? ♬
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп can’t find Rubio, Pirro tackles meteorite corruption & Melania gets a sequel
  • JoJoFromJerz: Is THIS what you call “America First”?
  • The God Show: Трамп HUMILIATED when media PULLS his mic
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance VS. Obamacare
  • Stella Magz: MAGA farmers are FINALLY realizing the truth about Трамп
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп bans news outlets from the White House, has a thing for Mamdani & is Melania A.I.?

The Resistance: ♫ Right the Ship ♬

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Kaitlin Collins First Amendment March ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 9/25/26 at 11:19 pm

    Must admit, I was expecting FOX to remember when Obama barred one Fox cameraman, and the DC Bureaus of the other networks stood up for them. This was time to return the favor.

  2. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 9/25/26 at 11:24 pm

    Had high hopes for this private operation, especially because the railroad it ran on, was an early quitter, never hosted Amtrak, so perfect for revival of private operation passenger trains to be tried on.

    https://www.trains.com/pro/passenger/intercity/brightline-bankruptcy-structured-to-ensure-service-growth-continue-analysis/

  3. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:47 am

    Neanderthals.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wisconsin-fraternity-hazing-basement-rcna599852

  4. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:54 am

    When your racism works against you.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/ohio-gop-leaders-advise-ramaswamy-to-stop-campaigning-with-private-jet-270556229507?cid=referral_taboolafeed

  5. Creeping Socialism spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 7:50 am

    This is why he’s winning. That and pointing out Mike Roger’s dedicated to Donnie’s desires in Dallas debacle despite a debate in Detroit.

    If a politician takes money from weapons manufacturers, don’t be surprised when they back weapons contracts.

    If a politician takes money from Big Pharma, don’t be surprised when they try to stop guaranteed healthcare.

    That’s why I don’t take ANY corporate money. None.

  6. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 9:21 am

    @3 the “process” for minting fresh new klownservaturds. witness kreepee dumbfuck and liddle assiwipe, teh aroma of sedona.

  7. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 9:25 am

    Say, YLB’s kids might have a chance after all:

    Benny Johnson
    The Benny Show
    @bennyjohnson

    DHS just revealed that rent prices are DROPPING in cities with increased levels of ICE enforcement.

    -San Antonio: -4.8%
    -Austin: -4.3%
    -Dallas: -3%
    -Houston: -3%
    -Miami: -2.6%
    -Phoenix: -4.2%
    -Atlanta: -3.2%
    -Nashville: -5.3%
    -New Orleans: -8%

    The most effective solution to the affordability crisis: Mass Deportations

    9:09 PM · Sep 25, 2026

  8. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 9:27 am

    Just my feeling. You don’t get the backlash if you get HIV via injecting drugs versus having sex (god give function). It becomes a heterosexual problem and not a homosexual problem.

    https://www.npr.org/2026/09/26/g-s1-144667/hiv-crystal-meth-epidemic-fiji

    And I don’t understand how this could happen when there are drugs on the market to protect against infection.

    Driving, so I didn’t read the whole article, but maybe it says.

  9. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 9:28 am

    @ 2

    https://www.trains.com/pro/passenger/intercity/brightline-bankruptcy-structured-to-ensure-service-growth-continue-analysis/

    The problem is, demand and demand growth are nonexistent. The only thing planned for is to spend more, not to create a need so that revenue is generated from it.

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 9:31 am

    @ 8

    Driving, so I didn’t read the whole article, but maybe it says.

    G-clown might not die from AIDS-associated amoebic encephalopathy if he hits a telephone pole instead.

    But when he hits that pole his last thought will still be how much those anal ulcers hurt.

  11. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 9:33 am

    I woke up this morning in Spain, opened my shades, and there’s a big Palestinian flag hanging from the balcony railing across the street.

    Unlocked
    We left the U.S. for Spain and bought a house for $72,000—‘It was one of the biggest leaps of faith we’d ever taken’
    Published Sat, Sep 26 202610:00 AM EDT

    More Palestinian flags than Spanish national flags, and this country just won the World Cup.

  12. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 9:43 am

    This Tucker interview is freaking krazy…

    By the way, Graham Platner was the choice of voters. Remember them in Maine? He won. He won. So, yeah, he was the overwhelming choice. But, of course, they don’t get to vote for him in the fall because the Democratic Party, including the Democratic Party of Maine, which is run who aren’t even from Maine, rich girls not from Maine. Literally, rich girls not from Maine. I hope everyone’s offended by that because it’s true. Yeah, they took him out. They took him out in a fake sex scandal. So, my view, I’m not here to endorse Graham Platner. I’m not endorsing Graham Platner. I’m not voting in– you know, I’m not voting at all. However, I’m endorsing the idea that voters ought to have a real choice. Not between, you know, two species of the same flavor but between flavors that they choose themselves.

    https://www.npr.org/transcripts/nx-s1-5903129

    That’s hilarious. kreepee dumbfuck called Platner “evil”.. Imagine that. Dumbfuck going along with the Dem Party run by “rich girls not from Maine.”

    And speaking of fake sex scandals, didn’t Tucker light dumbfuck’s fire with that Menendez “underage hookers” bullshit?

    I just think the irony is just too rich.

  13. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 10:04 am

    Oh it goes on…

    And the Republican chairman, Brian Mast of Florida, served, volunteered with the IDF, and then showed up in the House of Representatives wearing an IDF uniform, a foreign military uniform. That’s the chairman of the committee that signed off on this decision. Where did this– where did this idea come from? It came from the US Embassy in Jerusalem. Who’s the ambassador? Mike Huckabee, completely an extremist and a committed Christian Zionist. His deputy, who runs the embassy, is the stepson of Mark Levin. It’s like you couldn’t make this up. None of this is an antisemitic conspiracy theory. There’s nothing antisemitic about it. It is– what you’re seeing now revealed is the control of what was supposed to be the most powerful country in the world by a country of 9 million people with no resources. So it’s a bewildering thing to see out loud, and it is out in the open. And there’s an attempt to rewrite history– reality in real time and deny that any of it’s true. But it is true…

    And he was annoyed that I had given Huckabee a hard time when this whole conversation about Huckabee. And I said, here, as the son of an ambassador, I know what the job entails. And your ambassador, your representative to this nation, just called for rearranging the Middle East and allowing Israel to take parts of Saudi Arabia, Jordan, and Syria. Like, this is a diplomatic incident. And so we had this whole conversation about this. But then I said, this war is not about Iran’s nuclear program, which you told me and the world that you eliminated back in last summer, in June.

    Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Syria.. Yep, it is written:

    When the sun had set and darkness had fallen, a smoking firepot with a blazing torch appeared and passed between the pieces. On that day the Lord made a covenant with Abram and said, “To your descendants I give this land, from the Wadi e of Egypt to the great river, the Euphrates— the land of the Kenites, Kenizzites, Kadmonites, Hittites, Perizzites, Rephaites, Amorites, Canaanites, Girgashites and Jebusites.”

    https://biblehub.com/niv/genesis/15.htm

    Not saying all Israelis believe this, but the ones who back the current government and will continue to back the likes of Bibi – yeah, they believe it heart and soul.

  14. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 10:16 am

    The Benny Show

    LMAO… that “closeted” always wrong wing influencer..

    great source..

    correlation, causation.. just more dumbfuckery..

  15. Reality Based Facts spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 10:46 am

    @7

    When you see Benny Johnson hyping a DHS claim safe to assume it’s fake.

    San Antonio -2.6
    Austin -2.25
    Dallas -.92%
    Houston -1.4%
    (One night stop to wonder what effect deportation (persons) and the halt of migration into Texas 25-26 will have on a real census under Democratic control on someone’s predictions about reapportionment, but I digress)

    Miami +1%
    Phoenix -1.9%
    Atlanta +1.2%
    Nashville +.2%
    New Orleans. -1.2%

    All of this is googlable to avoid embarrassment. Now what I suspect is DHS is looking at a very narrow period, 1-2 months during the summer when moves and occupancy rates are heavily affected by student housing vacancies and families moving. This pattern is annual. When compared to previous year tells a wildly different story.

    Huh, Austin is dealing with record high (last decade) evictions. City of Houston, 3 times higher than Harris county. Phoenix is up. In fact 7 of the 9 cities DHS is lying about average rent evectikns are up in 2026.

    But I’m sure it’s not economics causing rental inventory increases. It’s gotta be the ICE.

    Google.

    If it’s Benny Johnson, verify and never trust.

  16. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 12:03 pm

    Nothing much is likely to change in the ‘26 or ‘28 elections. The Zionist Oligarchs will STILL control the US government, and we will continue to try to have an empire we cannot afford.

  17. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 1:23 pm

    @7 I’m sure overbuilding and less migration had nothing to do with it. (sarcasm) I’m also quite certain you’re a dumbfuck.

    Austin rents have fallen about 8% since mid-2023. Migration to Austin from other parts of the US fell between 2021 and 2024, slowing housing demand. Meanwhile, many residential buildings — with permits approved from 2021 to 2023 during a demand boom — began to flood the market, increasing supply … a mismatch led to the decrease in rents … rents also weakened more in areas where prices had risen unusually high relative to local incomes and their historical norms. Sunderji said that “Austin is the extreme case on every part of the combination, but the combination is general.”

    https://www.businessinsider.com/rents-are-falling-us-cities-but-rising-in-others-2026-9?op=1

    The troll’s M.O. is to grab onto a factoid and then milk it like a farmboy trying to get cow’s milk out of a goat, perhaps thinking we won’t notice.

  18. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 1:27 pm

    @10 G-clown might not die from AIDS-associated amoebic encephalopathy if he hits a telephone pole instead.

    LOL! Once in a blue moon the troll says something that’s actually funny.

  19. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 1:46 pm

    @11 Maybe that country isn’t as saturated with pro-Israel propaganda as ours is., and people there have greater awareness of what’s actually happening in the Middle East.

    Israel once was a natural object of our sympathy as a refuge for Jews persecuted elsewhere, including in Russia and other countries than Germany, in the aftermath of the horrors of the Holocaust.

    Militant Palestinians have a long history of committing appalling terrorist acts against Israel and also non-Israeli Jews, starting with 1972 Munich, including the Achille Lauro in which the hijackers pushed an American Jew in a wheelchair overboard, plane hijackings, Entebbe, suicide bombers, and most recently the Oct. 7 terror attack that killed over 1,200 Israelis. That makes their cause unsympathetic.

    But recently Netanyahu’s government has flipped the script, turning the IDF into oppressors who behave like Hitler’s Wehrmact, and the Palestinian civil population into victims. Targeting, ambushing, and killing journalists, doctors and nurses, aid workers, and children in food lines doesn’t help. Neither do the West Bank settlers.

    The Palestinian people exist. They have to live somewhere. Some high-ranking Israeli officials, not to mention murderous settlers, go around suggesting they should cease to exist. The space between Nazi genocide and Israeli policy keeps shrinking.

    Europe is way ahead of us — and ahead of you — in recognizing what modern Israel has become: A redux of the genocidal regime the founding Israelis fled. Few Holocaust survivors are still alive; today’s Israel is a killer nation with expansionist ambitions. And some Americans are waking up to that fact and rethinking their attitude toward Israel, because what Israel has become under Netanyahu is utterly alien to America’s historical values.

    It doesn’t surprise me that American ex-pats see Palestinian flags flying in Spain. What they’re probably seeing less of is American flags flying in Europe. Trump did that, and by voting for him, people like you did that. Decent people and rabbits can only hope the Trump pestilence blows over, and our own country becomes less rather than more like Israel.

  20. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 1:58 pm

    @15 Listening to the troll, you’d think immigrant day laborers were taking all the high-end apartments that Americans with college degrees couldn’t afford.

  21. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 2:02 pm

    @21

    Fox News host Jesse Watters … said he hopes that Democrats win the House of Representatives in the upcoming midterm elections. During Friday’s edition of “The Five,” Watters said he wants the Democrats to win because … “I want to see my guy Pete Hegseth in front of the House Oversight Committee, just punching them in the face, …. I want to see Don[ald Trump] Jr. up there, I want to see [Stephen] Miller up there just giving it to these guys.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/jesse-watters-fox-news-midterms-democrats_n_6ab73501e4b07c8d2e68a795?origin=home-latest-news-unit

    Lotta hubris there.

  22. Jessie “look out girls rape is back” Waters spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 3:24 pm

    @21

    That won’t work with Democrats holding the gavel.

    Whack, that wasn’t the question.

    Whack, Joe Biden isn’t the president.

    Whack, Hunter Biden is irrelevant

    Whack, how drunk are you?

    Whack, state for the record, when was the last time you used cocaine?

    YOU WILL ANSWER THE QUESTIONS

    (Pete’s getting impeached anyway)

  23. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 4:10 pm

    I woke up this morning in Spain, opened my shades, and there’s a big Palestinian flag hanging from the balcony railing across the street.

    The troll disappoints. It’s supposed to hurl a cheap shot like:

    The fish rots from the head down..

    No check for the troll…

  24. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 4:19 pm

    @ 19

    It doesn’t surprise me that American ex-pats see Palestinian flags flying in Spain. What they’re probably seeing less of is American flags flying in Europe.

    Hey, recently arrived Muslims need something to burn when they run out of tires.

  25. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:15 pm

    @24 Your religious bigotry is on full display.

  26. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:18 pm

    I guess Dumbfuck has never heard of stop lights.

  27. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:20 pm

    Hey Spaniards have moral courage and conviction unlike Dumbfuck whom supports genocide.

    Just ask Tucker.

    Crawl back under your rock, Dumbfuck.

  28. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:29 pm

    President Trump criticized the media on Saturday following reports that GOP Rep. Byron Donalds (Fla.) removed several references to the president’s endorsement of his gubernatorial bid from his campaign website.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6113353-trump-denies-byron-donalds-endorsement-story/

    It’s not that hard to ask a staffer to check the campaign website to see if the reports are true, but Trump would rather shoot the media messenger.

  29. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:29 pm

    Maybe Boob’s interest in living in Spain or Europe is because he has those same thoughts. Why else watch that video?

  30. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:31 pm

    Kinda looks like maybe the Trump-controlled board deliberately sabotaged the Kennedy Center — presumably on his instructions. He sooo badly wants to tear down that building …

    https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6113290-kennedy-center-whistleblower-letter-repairs/

  31. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 6:38 pm

    The most effective solution to the affordability crisis: Mass Deportations

    Well, wouldn’t you say that you’ll be paying more for groceries and services that you might be saving in rent?

    Dahhhhhhh

  32. G spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 7:00 pm

    What’s Dumbfuck doing in Spain, of all European countries, the one most hated by Drumpf.

    He should wear a MAGA hat there.

  33. Steve spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 8:07 pm

    Apple stock

    Heh.

  34. My socks are smarter than Trump spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 8:39 pm

    So if the primary thing driving your political fortunes to a ruinous election is the price of Gasoline and Deisel do you:

    A: end the war causing the worldwide shortage

    B: launch a ‘war effort’ patriotic request for people to drive less

    C: Announce you’re ending ‘Obama’s EV Mandate’ for the fourth time since inauguration only this time you’re rolling back fleet efficiency standards so manufacturers can make even lower MPG vehicles increasing gas and diesel demand?

    If you answered C, congratulations. You are as dumb as Donald Trump .

  35. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 9/26/26 at 10:12 pm

    9)They did a few things right, Dispatching by a neutral party, and their rolling stock, Amtrak uses it too, and a new version of it enters service on Amtrak Cascades next week. The Venture/Airo platform, definitely going to help state supported services, which if it weren’t for the freight railroads, should be up for bid. Amtrak Cascades will be using Standard Diesel-Electric, butte next batch for the NEC will be a game changer on state-supported services in North Carolina, Virginia, Pennsylvania, New York, and Vermont. No more locomotive swaps at the end of NEC Catenary, baggage cars on the NEC Airos will have a Pantograph on the first car behind the locomotive to draw power for the traction motors.

  36. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 1:00 am

    The big oil deal that Trump bragged about isn’t with the Venezuelan government, but with a private company run by a shady Venezuelan businessman who’s on friendly terms with Marco Rubio.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/26/donald-trump-oil-deal-with-venezuela

  37. G spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 7:07 am

    The Repulbican Party (Conservatives) are a vicious mother fuckers Party.

    https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/karl-rove-tells-texas-audience-he-got-credible-threats-after-saying-hed-vote-for-a-democrat-id-like-to-meet-that-sumabtch/

    They aren’t against crime. They are the criminals.

  38. G spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 7:09 am

    Like Boob, they are filled with a bunch of instigating traitors that will turn on you and fuck over whoever they can for their greed and power.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2026/09/26/trump-maria-elvira-salazar-immigration-florida-01094098

  39. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 12:06 pm

    The late Lindsay Graham’s South Carolina Senate seat shouldn’t be in play. But it is.

    Sen. Darline Graham (R-S.C.) and her Democratic opponent, Annie Andrews, are locked in a dead heat in the race for South Carolina’s Senate seat, according to a new poll released Saturday evening. The survey, conducted by right-leaning polling firm Trafalgar Group, found Graham leading Andrews by just one point — with a just under three-point error margin — among likely South Carolina voters.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/6113414-graham-andrews-south-carolina-poll-close/

    Possible pickup.

  40. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 3:26 pm

    It’s not at all surprising that Trump is running political ads at taxpayer expense. Add that to a long and growing list of impeachable offenses.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/live-updates_n_6ab0ecffe4b02be6d95a360d/liveblog_6ab884c2e4b07c8d2e68d030?origin=home-latest-news-unit

  41. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 3:39 pm

    American wins the men’s professional cycling world road race championship for the first time since 1993.

    In Canada.

    He is assisted earlier in the race by his pro cycling teammate, who is Mexican.

  42. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 7:07 pm

    He is assisted earlier in the race by his pro cycling teammate, who is Mexican.

    Next think ya know, kreepfuck will dm to teh ‘meskin a link to the self deport app.. and babble about all teh munee teh meskin’ will get…

    And if no response, report teh “illegal” to ice.

    (rolls eyes)

    Citizen? pffft… like that would help..

  43. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 8:55 pm

    Good, and about time:

    Dems vow to confront Israel on violence against Palestinians: ‘Out of control’

    If they flip the House, Democrats say they’re ready to confront Israel on the rise of settler violence in the West Bank. “That cannot continue,” Jeffries told reporters last week in the Capitol. … Most Democrats say the settlements represent a simple theft of real estate, undermining the prospects of a negotiated peace agreement ….

    “I support Israel’s right to exist as a Jewish and democratic state,” Jeffries said. “And we need to lean into the notion that creating a Palestinian state — so that the Palestinian people can achieve the dignity and self-determination that they long deserve — needs to be a twin priority.”

    “As Palestinian civilians face a campaign of devastation and fear from violent extremist settlers, the United States must send a strong message that this behavior is unacceptable and that it remains committed to freedom, security, prosperity and self-determination for all Israelis and Palestinians,” [Sen.] Coons said in a statement.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/6112471-democrats-to-confront-netanyahu-israel-west-bank/

  44. Donald J Trump Super Intelligence spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 9:26 pm

    President Xi. I know how much you respect me so I can sell you some missiles.* maybe some plabes*

    How ‘bout a warship

    * actual offer confirmed to NYTimes by Ambassador David Purdue.

  45. Kevin gO’Fuckerselves spews:

    Sunday, 9/27/26 at 10:40 pm

    Ireland’s KKK tried to march down public roads in Northern Ireland today.

    The Irish weren’t having it.

  46. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 7:18 am

    Speaking @ 45 of the north Atlantic islands, the British Airways lounge at Heathrow lets you pour your own bourbon (and the other, lesser liquors). I think I overserved myself. It’s probably cheaper than to staff a bar.

    Although the scone with the strawberry preserves and the clotted cream was lovely when accompanied by Bulleit and a small amount of club soda.

    The British Airways lounge in Seattle, BTW, is much more exclusive. Small number of lounge users and a dedicated bartender. I might or might not stop in when I arrive.

    I think Alaska Airlines lounges in SEA are quickly heading to zoo territory. Fuck those credit cards; they end up letting almost everyone in.

  47. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 7:21 am

    @ 41, 42

    Americans finished 1st, 4th, 8th.

    Quinn Simmons is one funny-lookin’ dude, but he’s a workhorse.

  48. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 7:25 am

    @ 41, 42, 47

    While American dominance yesterday was the top story, the more impressive story is owned by the silver medalist from Down Under:

    On March 5, the veteran Australian rider crashed head-on with a fire truck at a combined speed of 100km/h.

    Matthews suffered an open arm fracture, severed thumb tendons, broke both wrists and sustained a sinus fracture that required stitches to his face.

    “I hit a fire truck at pretty much 100km/h, I was doing 50 and the truck was doing 50,” Matthews told the Detour podcast prior to this year’s Tour de France.

    And last year the dude suffered a pulmonary embolism.

  49. G spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 9:11 am

    President Xi. I know how much you respect me so I can sell you some missiles.* maybe some plabes*

    How ‘bout a warship

    * actual offer confirmed to NYTimes by Ambassador David Purdue.

    Every Democrat should get behind this. The Rubes will find nothing wrong with it until the Dems get behind it. Get them to turn on Drumpy.

    Also, its actually not a bad move if you have an annalist view and thing you can go around killing everyone with a nuclear bomb. Get some money for that shit before we all die.

  50. G spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 9:15 am

    See, this would help with making this more prevalent.

    https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-loyalists-list-white-house-fraud-liar-b3057627.html

    Dems should get behind the Arms to China. Have to use reverse phycology on the sycophants. Not the Dem pols, but the liberals in general.

  51. G spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 9:27 am

    Boy, it’s a shame that Bibi didn’t have similar intelligence to prevent the October attack, maybe it could have prevented all that death…. (or maybe not).

    https://www.today.com/video/5-men-arrested-on-suspected-terror-plot-at-us-air-base-in-britain-270642245507

  52. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 9:58 am

    @51 He probably did, but had no desire to prevent the attack, which has served his political interests mightily.

    Shrub, at least, was merely negligent when he ignored warnings about Al Qaeda.

  53. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 10:01 am

    Stop deluding yourself that Republicans are a party that champions individual freedom. The opposite is true, and now they want to tell you what to study in college.

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-education-2677953974/

  54. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 10:06 am

    @46 I expect we’ll be seeing you in one of those You Tube videos of police dragging belligerent, drunken, racist passengers off planes for raising a row in the cabin and assaulting the flight attendant.

  55. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 10:11 am

    @46 they end up letting almost everyone in

    Including you, apparently.

  56. Tweedle Dee spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 10:20 am

    53
    I wouldn’t call Democrats “champions of individual freedom” either. Government always seeks to grow. That means lessening individual liberties.

  57. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 10:27 am

    Why would anyone build a steel plant in Iowa?

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/28/trump-steel-plant-iowa.html

    It will, of course, be subsidized by consumers, who will pay higher prices for steel as tariffs reduce competition from cheaper imports. And it will be owned by foreigners.

  58. G spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 12:42 pm

    It’s great that Boob is able to enjoy watching men in tights pedal around while the Stock Market is crashing.

  59. G spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 12:44 pm

    Government always seeks to grow. That means lessening individual liberties.

    Government can grow and lessen any individual liberties unlike fascist pigs run by billionaires. Rude awakening for you – hope you survive.

  60. G spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 12:45 pm

    @53 it just dawned on me that Trump alone wasn’t responsible for J6, every Project 2025 supporter watched it with joy and was glad to let Trump take all the credit, they aren’t that dumb.

  61. G spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 1:06 pm

    @53 why do I not I have to click on the link provided to know that it is related to religion.

    Should I look?

  62. G spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 1:12 pm

    I wonder what Boob’s Grindr profile looks like – is he wearing tights?

  63. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 2:08 pm

    @56 I want government to lessen your “individual liberty” to do things harmful to others. I don’t want government telling you what you can study in college, or what to think or say.

    I doubt you’re capable of distinguising between what government should regulate and what it should leave well enough alone. That requires critical thinking skills.

  64. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 3:06 pm

    Tried the Day Trip to Blaine on the bus, this time planned not tge spur of the moment. Traffic at the truck crossing not as low as I expected. Next time I might visit the Park first.

  65. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 4:11 pm

    The Brits caught some guys (allegedly with explosive) in the vicinity of a Royal Air Force base where the US has some bombers parked on the ramp. I suspect this is yet another false-flag operation being conducted by the MI-6/CIA/Mossad cabal to increase international tensions and get us into a nuclear war.

    Governments use false-fall ops often to force the population to do its bidding. Take the Spanish-American War, for instance. The US blew up its own ship so as to declare war on Spain and expand US control over Caribbean nations. Wilson knew the Lusitania was a valid target for the Imperial German Navy in WWI, but still allowed Americans to be killed in the name of Wilson’s vanity. Johnson used the false Gulf of Tonkin op to get us deeply into the Vietnam War. Bush-II knew the 9/11 attacks were on the way, yet he sat idly by while thousands of Americans were killed.

    Governments don’t really care how many of their citizens they get killed with those self-serving, stupid policies.

  66. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 7:32 pm

    65)One of WWII’s greatest tragedies as far as loss of life, the Gusloff, was a legitimate target, When the Soviet sub found her, she was evacuating both civilians, and soldiers, serving as a Naval Auxiliary, and carried anti-aircraft armament. Still, the torpedo itself didn’t cause all the loss on the Gusloff, the Germans cramming nearly 10,000 aboard her were also responsible.

  67. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 8:02 pm

    Why does the GOP attract so many criminals?

    Utah state Rep. Trevor Lee resigned from the Legislature Monday, hours after prosecutors charged him with multiple felonies tied to an alleged scheme to fraudulently secure a home loan.

    https://www.rawstory.com/gop-gerrymander/

    By the way, this guy was a real piece of garbage even before he got caught:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trevor_Lee_(politician)

  68. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 9/28/26 at 10:32 pm

    A judge on Monday vacated a Trump administration rule that would withhold 20% of federal counterterrorism funds allocated for states unless states and certain municipalities made certain changes to how they administer elections.

    To find out what those changes are (they’re onerous, expensive, unfunded, and tainted by ideology), read the article here:

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/09/28/elections-dhs-counterterrorism.html

  69. The Midterms spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 7:12 am

    Susan? Sue? Do you have some concerns? It’s starting to get cold in Maine. Why’d you vote for the Billionaire Blowjob Bill that eliminated the $2000 heat pump installation tax credit? Why do you WANT buildings to be less efficient?

    Filling a standard 275-gallon oil tank in Maine costs ~$740 more than last year, after the statewide average hit a record $6.02 per gallon.

    https://www.bangordailynews.com/2026/09/28/business/business-energy/maine-heating-oil-prices-record-high-iran-war/

  70. GrandOldPedophiles spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 7:18 am

    We’re still putting rapists with no relevant experience in high profile posts. We’re the GOP.

    Give us more time.

    Comedian Russell Brand on Tuesday will moderate one of the panels scheduled for the second Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) summit in Washington, D.C.

    Brand, who has been part of and supported the MAHA movement launched by Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., is set to moderate a discussion about reforms to the U.S. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS)

  71. The Midterms spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 7:33 am

    Acton and Brown pulling away.

    Ohio is turning Blue, Donnie.

  72. The Midterms spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 7:40 am

    Now that El-Sayed is leading in poll after poll after poll, Mike Rogers has discovered he’s against the Iran war to get gas prices down.

    Which he cheerlead for in March through August.

  73. The Midterms spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 7:46 am

    Kick them when they’re down. Taking a 15 point victory in a gerrymandered red state is the point.

    look at this shit

    https://bsky.app/profile/sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social/post/3mwnrqztlt722

  74. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 8:31 am

    @70 I guess my question is what does Russell Brand know about health care, other than his long association with illegal drugs? I mean, who in their right mind cares what he has to say about Medicare and Medicaid? He isn’t even an American.

    MAHA is a laughingstock.

  75. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 8:38 am

    Republicans, in their Jack Smith Witch Hunt Hearing™, are full of shit.

    Grassley asserts that Smith misused his investigative powers and politically targeted Republicans. Smith, who as a career prosecutor went after Republicans and Democrats, has denied such allegations.

    Later, Missouri Republican Eric Schmitt … tried to imply that [Smith] had been in communication with Fani Willis …. He tried to place Smith in Atlanta at a Hawks game. But Schmitt appeared to have confused his basketball teams: Smith had actually been in attendance at an Iowa Hawkeyes game ….

    Can’t even keep basketball teams straight. Sheesh.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/senate-gop-press-jack-smith-trump-jan-6-probe-doj-targets-investigator-rcna600306

    Present-day Republicans all have one thing in common, besides their obsequiousness to Trump: Incompetence. On any subject, on any day, they don’t know what they’re talking about. No wonder everything is collapsing around us.

  76. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 8:52 am

    Looks like Republican fiscal mismanagement is finally catching up to the stock market, which has been falling all this month.

  77. G spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 9:18 am

    I’m hearing a False Flag of Iranian attacks on the US such that Martial Law is in place by the Election.

    The situation being what it is for the Repukes and Donnie and their Project 2025 aspirations, I really wouldn’t bet against it.

  78. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 9:21 am

    Watch Jack Smith keep his cool while GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt makes a total ass of himself by falsely accusing Smith of perjury because he can’t keep basketball teams straight.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cygW3laAL7E

  79. This Pig spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 9:21 am

    White men can’t jump.

    https://x.com/SarahHuckabee/status/2104535664079290746?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2104649431710671231%7Ctwgr%5E34f01b5eeb8732a9596309b8ab331b011d8910ec%7Ctwcon%5Es3_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newsweek.com%2Frepublicans-anti-snap-benefit-ad-featuring-white-man-sparks-maga-fury-12499996

    https://www.newsweek.com/republicans-anti-snap-benefit-ad-featuring-white-man-sparks-maga-fury-12499996

    Brad needs to get off his ass and pay $6.00 for gas

  80. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 9:30 am

    This one is close to home — Point Roberts, to be exact, which is connected by land to British Columbia but is part of Washington State, and populated roughly 50-50 by American and Canadian citizens.

    One of those Canadian citizens was returning home from a trip on British Columbia soil when U.S. Border Patrol officers detained her, and questioned her for 6 hours, until 2 a.m. in the morning, about whether she had ever voted in a U.S. election.

    Apparently other Canadians entering or re-entering the U.S. at our state’s border with Canada have been subjected to similar treatment.

    It looks to me like the Trump administration is harassing Canadians because the Orange Crybaby doesn’t like their prime minister standing up to him and pushing back against his bullying.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG_fXssxl_w

  81. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 10:48 am

    The bond market is sending us the signal that the shit is about to hit the fan.

  82. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 11:41 am

    80)Point Roberts is Precinct 101 in Whatcom County, 790 for Harris, about 277 for Trump plus 10 for RFK Jr. Guess DHS thinks those 790 were almost all Canadians.

    https://results.vote.wa.gov/results/20241105/whatcom/precincts-162430.html

    Saw Border Patrol truck in the parking lot of the Park in Blaine yesterday, if it weren’t for the 75A/B coming for my first leg of the journey home, would have looked up the rules of Peace Arch State Park.

  83. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 11:54 am

    Probably due to watching a lot of True Crime videos, YouTube algorithm sent me many videos about the case of Christa Pike. Looks set to be finally executed (mostly against the Death Penalty myself) tomorrow. If one is to be Tennessee’s first woman executed in over 200 years, she’s definitely the one. I’m all for appeals, but this despicable soon to be corpse was 18 when she committed the murder of a fellow JobCorps enrollee, she’s now about 50. Also, should trying to kill another inmate be grounds to deny an appeal?

  84. Libertarian spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 12:14 pm

    ” That requires critical thinking skills.”

    Well, there’s something you have in common with Tweedle Dee, Roger.

  85. lmao spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 3:05 pm

    Something about that widbee troll and two wheeled crotch stims.

  86. Fuck you you fucking fuck spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 4:27 pm

    Vamce Boelter, the Republican MAGA assassin from Minnesota filed a motion to make his victims, their families and the survivors of the dead ones not make defamatory statements about him.

  87. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 5:49 pm

    @83 Adding an attempted murder rap to your resume after being sent to prison for murder doesn’t help your clemency request.

    YouTube is all about eyeballs and money.

  88. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/29/26 at 6:01 pm

    @84 Sez the sixth-grade dropout to the lawyer.

    A characteristic of stupid people is they don’t know they’re stupid.

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