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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 4/17/26, 11:14 pm

Steve Shives: Hungary just voted out its autocrat—Now it’s our turn

Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп throws a tantrum over his ballroom, feud with Pope continues & roadkill enthusiast RFK Jr
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Man Who Knew Everything Wrong ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Think About Трамп ♬
  • Funny Songs & Song Parodies: Big Orange Man Boob
  • Austin Nasso: Трамп addresses Iran war in Florida
  • Stephen: President Трамп and The Doordash Grandma
  • Parody Project: ♫ Трамп—The felon clown ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп should be the new Ayatollah, no one believes his Jesus pic lie & MAGA reacts to Pope attacks
  • The God Show: Bless Dr. Jesus for humiliating Трамп
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Stuck in the Strait with You (Трамп to the Left, Ayatollah to the Right) ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s stupid ballroom ruled illegal
  • Stephen: JD Vance fails & Трамп got nothing from Iran & our Savior-In-Chief
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Doctor, Doctor! Give me the news! ♬:

  • Liberal Redneck: Nation shocked to find that history’s most megalomaniacal President thinks he’s God
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says “Jesus was like a Jewish doctor”
  • Stephen: A just war of words with the Pope & great vengeance and furious anger
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Send Трамп to Iran! ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ ТрампChild ♬
  • Christopher Titus: SUPERVILLAINS can’t stop won’t stop (best of)
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трампflation ♬
  • SNL: The Dotard making calls
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s low testosterone level blamed for Iran debacle ♬
  • Stephen: In Трамп’s economy, Americans can’t afford 7-Eleven & a day beyond Трамп & JD Vance says The Pope Should Be Careful
  • MockPolitrick: ♫ Трамп SPIRALS HARD as Grok’s Reality Check Goes VIRAL ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The King of Wrong ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s fear is palpable as authoritarian peer Orbán is resoundingly rejected in Hungary
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s Iran war defined by “madman” posts as Jesus while telling Pope he’s wrong
  • The Late Show: ♫ Antichrist Superstar ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Man Who Bankrupted 4 Casinos… Now He’s Dealing World War III ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп declares historic 17th victory in war with Iran
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп posted a picture depicting himself as Jesus
  • The Resistance: ♫ Nope, He Don’t Like The Pope ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Gospel According to Don ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ It’s a Shame ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dollar Store Jesus ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks the Pope, thinks he’s Jesus & bashes Springsteen in his most bananas posting spree yet
  • Christopher Titus: Shocking moments you missed in the Oval Office!
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Dr. No Good ♬
  • Nick Offerman: How Трамп is turning America’s 250th into a tribute to himself
  • Stella Magz: Paging Doctor Dotard….
  • Desi Lydic FAUXplains Трамп’s holy war against the Pope:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп, The Anti-Christ ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lashes out at the Pope AGAIN, posts an A.I. Jesus pic AGAIN & distracts from Iran AGAIN!
  • The God Show: Bless The Pope for smacking down The Dotard
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп gets a “big, fat” concession from Xi
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп explains the Pope, Jesus, and ‘My Jesus is rich’
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ DoorDash Granny ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Nacho President ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ They Not Pious ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s new career—Part-time messiah, full-time doctor?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп is Simply Clueless ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп, who failed at buying Stormy Daniels’ silence, now seeks Iran deal he previously ripped up
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Viktor Orban defeat

Brenna Perez: Why the Iran deal fell through

Shirley Șerban: ♫ Nero—A History Song for Today ♬

More of the Worst Losers, Sycophants, and Grifters:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Most Famous Slovene ♬
  • The Resistance: It’s On Us
  • Ronny Chieng: U.S. and Iran wage a meme war as Pete Hegseth blasts “unpatriotic” media
  • Stella Magz: JD Vance defends his woman’s honor….
  • The God Show: Bless Pope Leo for smiting Pete Hegseth
  • JoJoFromJerz: Quoting Pulp Fiction? Really?!
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance vs. Peace with Iran
  • Stephen: “He’s the Antichrist” & teleportation juice & America’s not making enough babies
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Cult—Anti-Christian and Anti-Democratic ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Fired! ♬:

  • The Late Show: A message from first lady Melanie Трамп
  • JoJoFromJerz: MAGA implodes—Трамп turns on his closest loyalists
  • SNL UK: Melanie Трамп plays two truths and a lie
  • The Resistance: ♫ Nobody Likes J.D. Vance ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Melania denies Epstein ties….It’s ridiculous
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and JD Vance sink Orbán’s re-election bid ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Send the Kush ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ It Ain’t Fun Being MAGA No More ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Pete Hegseth: Secretary Of MANSCAPING! (Best of)
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: RFK Jr. lied to Congress when he denied saying “every Black kid” should be “re-parented”
  • Ronny Chieng: JD Vance laughs off Трамп’s Jesus AI & FEMA official teleports to a Waffle House?
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп rages at Pope Leo, JD Vance fumbles Iran deal & Hungary ousts Viktor Orban
  • SNL Weekend Update: Vance says U.S. and Iran peace talks ended & Melanie Трамп denies ties to Epstein & RFK Jr. new podcast

Christopher Titus: Why women hate us

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 4/14/26, 5:11 pm

DLBottleMake the best of a rainy evening! Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally and join us in conversation and drinks.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 4/10/26, 11:08 pm

Robert Reich: The California billionaire tax explained

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces peace plan with Iran
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Expert says “I’m Pretty Sure Трамп’s Dying” ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has threatened Iran with destruction
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп had NO IDEA Melania was making an Epstein statement & he’s back to making threats to Iran
  • The Resistance: ♫ 2547—Time to Invoke the 25th Amendment ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s latest meltdown—The Truth Social post everyone is talking about
  • The God Show: MAGA calls for Трамп’s impeachment for war crimes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп chickens out after threatening a whole civilization with death & even crazies think he’s crazy
  • Stephen: The fog of peace & how Bibi got Трамп to bomb Iran & JD Vance’s cringe call
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Old No-Nuts is SO Nuts (But Still He Loves Donuts) ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Report exposes a Трамп scheme to override midterm vote with bogus crisis
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off (Трамп Edition) ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Gotta Take a Трамп (Right Now) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s insane Easter message
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп fires Bondi over Epstein Files & says he’ll bring Iran back to stone age
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Behold the Holy Gas Prices—Risen Indeed! ♬:

  • Executive Odors: ♫ Goldsphinchter ♬
  • The Daily Show: Трамп puts “America First” with Iran war, closed Strait of Hormuz & recession worry
  • JoJoFromJerz: “Civilization will die”—The truth about Трамп’s terrifying war deadline
  • Stephen: Трамп threatens to rain hell on Iran’s civilians & Easter at the White House
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s totally UNHINGED Easter weekend, “ultimatum” for Iran & hospitalization rumors
  • Liberal Redneck: So America is totally losing this war with Iran, right?
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Just Another TACO Tuesday ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ TACO Tuesday ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Just Another TACO Tuesday ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has agreed a ceasefire with Iran
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s illegalist war gets illegaler
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares himself a “smooth war criminal”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ One Big Beautiful Obit ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s profane and perverse Iran social media post is why the 25th Amendment was written
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Still the Same (Трамп edition) ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Two Different People (Ideally) ♬
  • Stella Magz: Трамп threatens to end Iranian civilization….
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard prepares to bomb bridges in Iran
  • The Resistance: ♫ Constitutional Optional ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп declares total victory in Iran, aims to make big money & JD Vance calls the ceasefire fragile
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Genocide Don” Трамп’s Long-Desired Nickname ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s “Art of the Deal”—The war with Iran continues
  • The Late Show: The goddamn White House Easter motherfuckin’ egg roll
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Great Pretender—The Great Surrender ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito sings—Трамп War Timeline ♬

Christopher Titus: Bruce Springsteen shuts down Трамп

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets of Minneapolis ♬ (Live From Minneapolis):

Corrupt, Lawless, Losers:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Lay With Трамп, You’re Gonna Get Screwed ♬
  • LegalEagle: Bondi’s Out
  • The Resistance: ♫ How To Spot A War Criminal ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Please Let Me Stay ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Not What They’re Paid For ♬:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Kristi Noem’s husband on his bimbo scandal
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Melania’s Epstein speech
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ GOP Denies Knowledge of Трамп’s Insanity ♬
  • The God Show: Bless the woman who called The Dotard a pedophile in front of Melanie
  • ScaredKetchup: Melanie’s Epstein files presser—The rehearsal
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I Watched FAUX News Today ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Bondi, Bye Bye! ♬:

  • The Late Show: The Prez Ain’t Right
  • JoJoFromJerz: Beyond the script—Breaking down Melanie’s first major 2026 speech
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ That War That Was Not A War ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Go Saying Melanie Knew Epstein! ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Kristi Noem’s husband and the “bimbofication” secret is a national security problem

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 4/7/26, 6:34 pm

DLBottlePlease join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations over a drink. All are welcomed.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 4/3/26, 10:44 pm

Robert Reich: Could this actually end Citizens United?

No Kings:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Need a King ♬
  • Jacob Soboroff: People are standing up in “POWERFUL numbers,” No Kings organizer on huge turnout against some Felon
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Ain’t No King ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings, No ICE, No War ♬
  • Tom Chapin, John Forster & friends: ♫ No Kings! ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Even some Трамп’s voters joined the “No Kings” protests
  • The Resistance: ♫ Regime Change Begins at Home ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ No Kings! ♬
  • Bruce Springsteen ♫ performs “Streets of Minneapolis” at No Kings rally in St. Paul ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls No Kings a hoax
  • ScaredKetchup and Adriana Celine: ♫ NO KINGS 3.0 (NO I-C-E in the USA) ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ We the People ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ Better To Die In Iran ♬

The Misadventures of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Ailing, Flailing, Failing ♬
  • Christopher Titus: War for dummies!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ This Damn Old Schnook ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s new ballroom—Liberace’s estate sale meets a bar fight
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Your reward in Трамп World for doing a “tremendous job” is to be fired
  • Stephen: Трамп wants to cut and run in Iran & Pope responds after Hegseth invokes Jesus & ballroom blocked
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt explains Трамп’s extremely good speech about Iran
  • The Late Show: When will Трамп’s Iran war end?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s White House speech on Iran
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donald J, He’s NOT Okay ♬
  • Stephen: Farewell, Pam Bondi & Трамп’s Iran update, other wars lasted longer
  • The God Show: God SMITES Трамп for blaming everything on Democrats
  • Jon Stewart: No Kings rallies can’t stop CPAC’s Трамп glazing & Iran war hits one month
  • The Resistance: ♫ Not My President—From Opposite Sides, Same Conclusion ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard blames Iran failure on Black astronaut
  • The Late Show: Трамп reveals new ballroom photos
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ We’ll Keep Talking ‘Bout Epstein ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is doing a very good job of sounding like the surrendering loser of his own war
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп drops in on SCOTUS & bulldozes Judge’s ballroom construction ruling
  • Stephen: No one knows what Трамп is thinking & storming out of SCOTUS
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп a sucker for war crimes ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Irish Drinking Song Roasting Трамп ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to conversion therapy decision

Lewis Black: Prediction markets

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band: ♫ Live From Minneapolis ♬

…And the Rest of the Sycophants, Lackeys, Liars and Lickspittles:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Those Poor Idiots (For the Last Трампers) ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Airport ICE plan is a Gong Show and Mike Lindell gets served
  • Stella Magz: Pam Bondi fired from her professional loyalist job….
  • Lucas Bean: The MAGA movement is falling apart
  • JoJoFromJerz: She’s gone—Pam Bondi fired in major shake-up
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song of Hope for Трампers (As Dotard Crashes and Burns) ♬
  • The God Show: HAHA! Pam Bondi FIRED!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Pam ♬:

  • Brenna Perez: Todd Blanche replacing Pam Bondi?
  • Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler is informed that Pam Bondi has been fired
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ No Rules for Being ICE ♬
  • LegalEagle: The DOJ just settled a case it already won
  • JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth’s cosplay patriotism will cost us all
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye, Pam Bondi ♬
  • Desi Lydic: Kristi Noem’s husband gets busty & Lindsey Graham spotted at Disney World
  • The Resistance: ♫ Do You Remember The Oath You Took? ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Many Boobs of Kristi Noem ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Keep Young and Beautiful (a song for Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito Sings “PAM BONDI Bye-Bye” ♬
  • The God Show: They threw Pam Bondi in the TRASH
  • Brenna Perez: Ding, dong, Pam Bondi’s GONE!
  • Stella Magz: Karma for Kristi Noem as her worst month ever continues
  • JoJoFromJerz: The HYPOCRISY of Kristi Noem’s husband’s SECRET DOUBLE LIFE
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth, Insecure Needle Stick ♬
  • The God Show: Jesus DESTROYS Karoline Leavitt’s Prayer

Jesse Welles: ♫ Domestic Error (live in Portland) ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/31/26, 6:45 am

DLBottleIt’s Tuesday, and that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations over a drink. Stop by if you wish.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/27/26, 10:19 pm

Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell: ♫ Everything Is Great! ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ God, Abraham, and Xanax ♬ (performance)

Трамп’s War (Brought to You by Jeffery Epstein):

  • Stella Magz: KKKaroline claims talks are “productive”. Iran says, “Nah”
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп gets mystery gift from Iran & sends ICE into airports to force the SAVE Act
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп failed his own self-administered cognitive test while Iran’s regime was watching
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Million Dollar Missiles, Billion Dollar Boats ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Putin & Xi sit with gratitude in new podcast
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s Iran mess just got way worse
  • Seth Meyers: Iran rejects Трамп’s peace plan after mystery “present,” & Hegseth’s “throttle” comment
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fed daily sizzle reel of stuff blowing up in Iran & Melanie has a robot in the White House
  • Stella Magz: Трамп hallucinates that Iran called to make a deal….
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп bullshits about Iran negotiations & throws ICE into airport chaos mix
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts out loud about the war with Iran
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is at Graceland during Iran war
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s big present
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s cryptic clues are getting old….
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп tells it “strait” to Merz and Macron
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп claims Iran war is won, but Hegseth’s new recruitment standards say otherwise

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets of Minneapolis ♬ (performance)

Ross Childs: The American voter VS The S.A.V.E. Act:

John Oliver: Police stings

Brenna Perez: Addictive algos—Big tech LOSES in court

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzonus:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп and Tom Homan bring ICE to TSA
  • The Resistance: ♫ Tried of Winning ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets a fictitious award from Congress, a prize from Iran & the MAGA media is outraged at Jimmy
  • Parody Project: ♫ You’re So Strange ♬
  • The God Show: Bless the reporter who fact-checked The lyin’ Dotard to his face
  • JoJoFromJerz: Asleep at the wheel? Трамп under fire over war briefings
  • Ari Melber: Sad convicted felon rails as revenge cases FAIL & he can’t get $200M from DOJ
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Stars, The Strips and The Liar ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ There’s Always A Tweet ♬:
    There’s Always A Tweet
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Got Nothin’ but Disrespect for Dopey Dotard ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп declares victory in Iran war, votes by mail & Jimmy chats with Jeffrey Epstein lookalike
  • The Resistance: ♫ Illiterate ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s Meme-a-Palooza
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates the death of Robert Mueller
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп puts ICE in airports, backs down on Iran threat amid oil crisis and blames Hegseth
  • The Resistance: ♫ Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Bringing Small-D Energy to US Currency ♬
  • The God Show: Трамп cancels Easter and Jesus responds
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Mail-In, Mail-Out ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Of course, the chaos continues!
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп says he’s “glad” Robert Mueller died, deploys ICE to airports & Iran war has no end in sight
  • The Resistance: ♫ History Will Judge the Complicit ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ 250th “Presidential” Coins ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Mike Johnson gives Трамп another made-up trophy, Трамп reveals mystery gift from Iran
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Contrasting Robert Mueller with The Dotard Трамп ♬

JoJoFromJerz: ICE at the gate—The new reality for travelers in 2026

The God Show: Democrats flip Mar-a-Lago in humiliating loss for The Dotard

LegalEagle: The Maduro arraignment

Criminals, Liars, Grifters, and Idiots (Apparently):

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey Graham, Трамп’s favorite little cracker ♬
  • The God Show: Mike Lindell get served papers at CPAC while on live TV
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Hegseth
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ FAFO Gas ♬
  • Josh Johnson: Melania brings a robot to the White House & RFK Jr. did what to a dead raccoon?
  • Executive Odors: ♫ If You See Kay (M.A.G.A.) ♬
  • LegalEagle: DOJ lawyer ejected from courtroom
  • Bette Midler: ♫ AllYouFascistsBoundtoLose ♬:

  • ONN: Epidemiologists confirm first airborne transmission of Mar-A-Lago face
  • Liberal Redneck: What exactly are ICE agents supposed to do at airports, anyway?
  • The God Show: FBI director Kash Patel got HACKED and he’s pissed
  • Stella Magz: RFK Jr. did WHAT?!?!?
  • LegalEagle: The secret DOGE tapes are a catastrophe
  • The Resistance: ♫ Apparently, I’m An Idiot ♬

Desi Lydic shudders at politicians’ cringe vids & rizzless podcasts

Jesse Welles: ♫ Good Morning America ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/24/26, 4:38 pm

DLBottlePlease join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally toasts in the Spring season. Stop by, hang out, and enjoy a beverage.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/20/26, 10:43 pm

LegalEagle: Anthropic just told the government “No”

Elective War Without End, Amen:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп posts “Make Iran great again,” and says U.S. won war on day one
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Yes Siree, Трамп Has Kicked Off WWIII ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Трампs update on Iran… and other stupid stuff
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп brags about killing & attacks “late night morons” and Iran war coverage
  • Stella Magz: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz wants our allies to clean up his shitshow
  • Parody Project: ♫ After the War ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s stupidity is utterly flawless at exposing his own lies on the Iran war
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Strait of Hormuz ♬
  • SNL: Трамп gas prices
  • Jon Stewart invites panel of Трампs to debate Iran war
  • Stephen: Trump says he’ll bomb Iran “just for fun” & Hegseth wants a patriotic press & dig we must??
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Incursion Subversion to Mask Past Perversion ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп UPSET at lack of media cheerleading for his war, tries bullying
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Never Bomb Countries With Oil ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Regime invades streamers with Special Military Operation
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’ll “take” Cuba, Rand Paul rips DHS pick Mullin, Gabbard grilled on Iran
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants $200 billion for emotional support war
  • The Late Show: Surprise her with a 2026 Lexus
  • LegalEagle: War crimes in Iran
  • The Late Show: Bombing Iran? Try Havinaplan
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп compares Iran strikes to Pearl Harbor
  • Stephen: Allies pass on helping Трамп fight Iran and MarineTraffic is amazing & taking Cuba
  • Christopher Titus: War is peace. Dumb is smart.
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп’s Iran war, takeover of Cuba, MAGA brawls over micropenises & is the new Ayatollah gay?
  • Seth Meyers: NATO countries rebuff Трамп’s plea to help with Strait of Hormuz amid Iran oil crisis

The Resistance: ♫ Please Don’t Give Up On Us (A Letter to Our Allies) ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Attacked by Radicalized Cowboy! ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Inside Трамп’s controversial clemency spree freeing criminals
  • The Daily Show: ntroducing Free Speech Plus—Pay what you need to say what you want!
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп just had a MAJOR senior moment, “President Gavin Newsom”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Who Cares What He Says? ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What Трамп Does “Just for Fun” ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Lying? Confused? Трамп spins WEIRD Iran fantasy narrative contradicted by reports
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s DOJ settles with Ticketmaster
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tries to hijack next election, attacks Newsom’s dyslexia & MAGA official resigns over Iran war
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: When asked, Трамп refused to honor fallen U.S. troops in his war
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’re Not Fit To Gov ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s St. Patrick’s day speech
  • The Resistance: Real Трамп quotes set to an unsettling 80s disco groove
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s war on voting rights & windmills, Markwayne Mullin grilled by Senate & no pay for TSA agents
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп voter rips him over soaring gas prices, MAGA says high prices are a “sacrifice”
  • JoJoFromJerz: A new low? Трамп mocks people with learning disabilities (again)
  • Ari Melber: The Felon Von Shitzinpantz can’t escape Epstein—DOJ under pressure as files EXPOSE Epstein’s bid to scrub past online
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the passing of Chuck Norris
  • Rohit Chopra: Трамп sold you out to credit card companies
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes a Pearl Harbor joke in front of Japanese Prime Minister & is he lying about Epstein!?

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Steve Shives: The Twilight Zone’s “The Shelter” is the perfect parable for this moment

The Stupidest Motherfucking Sycophants, Liars, and Idiots You’ve Ever Seen:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Simple Song of Sociopaths (mostly) ♬
  • MAGA Country: ♫ Not So Sweet Karoline ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Marco… Those shoes don’t fit. At all.
  • Stella Magz: Tulsi Gabbard—Brown-noser or responsibility dodger?
  • Chris Hayes: Gabbard BUSTED for omitting key Iran line that contradicted Трамп
  • Jordan Klepper: MAGA spins high oil prices into patriotism & Rand Paul beefs with Markwayne Mullin
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for Pete Hegseth ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Take J.D. ♬
  • SNL: MAHAspital:

  • John Oliver: J.D. Vance
  • Tommy Campbell: Trump Forces Staff to Wear Matching Shoes
  • Jen Psaki: Dems dump Epstein meeting with A.G., demanding oath to stop lying
  • SNL Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson on liberal politics and the 2026 Oscars
  • John Oliver: J.D. Vance
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Baggy Shoes ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Shoes ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Big Shoes to Fill (The Marco Rubio Song) ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Melanie Трамп labels herself ‘A VISIONARY’ in bizarre self-absorbed speech
  • The Resistance: ♫ Mar-a-Lago Face ♬

Sen. Patty Murray: Thoughts on the “SAVE America” Act

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/17/26, 3:51 pm

DLBottleIt is a Saint Patrick’s Day edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening. Stop by for a drink, diverse conversation and good luck.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/13/26, 10:20 pm

Barack and Michelle Obama announce that the Obama Presidential Center opens June 19

Reign of the Most Popular Guy in the Epstein Files:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп neck rash trolled & — Noem Roasted After Firing
  • Stephen: Oil market chaos & Трамп sez expensive gas is “a small price to pay” & D.C. hot rods
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Shaddap You Face– Little Dotard Edition! ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ GTFO! ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: He Lied To Us
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп’s war in Iran…so far!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ More Body Bags as Dotard Brags ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s an absolute disaster, Iran aspires to attack California & MAGA coalition is cracking
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s lie about Iran school bombing disgraces the American presidency
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard dances while the world burns….
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard drops biggest bomb ever on Iran
  • The Resistance: ♫ Don’t Believe a Word ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Oil and gas prices soar amid Трамп’s Iran war, worst energy crisis in decades
  • Parody Project: ♫ If You Only Had a Dog ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ When to wear a hat ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп got to name the war & tankers on fire & Hegseth’s insecurity
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s war in Iran shows he doesn’t know what he’s talking about
  • The God Show: Bless the PBS reporter who broke Трамп’s brain
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп about the Iran war
  • The Late Show: ♫ “Closing Time” by The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ We Still Got Трамп ♬
  • Marilyn Dee: ♫ You Give Buildings a Bad Name ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s war is costing over $2 billion a day!
  • David Corn: This may be the worst planned war in history
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & MAGA clash over sending troops to Iran & Hegseth splurges on steak & lobster
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Madman in the White House ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп golfs amid Iran war, wears his own merch to honor fallen soldiers & tries to fix next election
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ You Just Leave Your Hat On ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Everything He Touches Turns To Shit ♬
  • Stephen: Трампn sez “war is over” & Hegseth’s shellfish splurge & the Florsheim boys
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп gets terrible, horrible, infuriating news…and he’s DEVASTATED!!!
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Grief and Destruction ♬:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп fires Kristi Noem and wants to pick Iran’s next leader
  • Parody Project: ♫ When Johnny Comes Rolling Home (Iran War) ♬
  • The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп hosts “The Celebrity Ayatollah”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Then Don’t Start A War ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Angel of Death Considers PR Campaign Idea ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп claims Iran war will end soon, suggests school bombing wasn’t U.S. & Hegseth blows billions
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Iran war sparks massive oil crisis as he declares victory at bizarre rally
  • LegalEagle: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s Most Illegal War Yet
  • Stephen Colbert: Iran’s new iron fist & Трамп under fire for undignified transfer & not learning your damn language
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explaining why he wore a hat at Dover
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Even the Dopes are Getting Wise to Трамп ♬
  • The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп declares war on Asian carp
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп tries to name a new leader of Iran
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Uno Pendejo Blanco ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп wears disgusting MAGA merch hat at fallen troops ceremony
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s Iran war propaganda videos show the depths of his depravity
  • The Resistance: ♫ A Fish Starts To Stink At The Head ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп thinks we’re as dumb as he is, gaslights us on oil prices & Hegseth’s a sensitive snowflake

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

More Perfect Union: The secret reason you can’t buy a house

The Worst of the Rest:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Kristi Noem is an Unemployed Bird Legged… ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Next Golden Opportunity? ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Bondi, Bondi! ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: BUSTED! Team Трамп blew BILLIONS on fruit basket stands, donuts and crab?!
  • SNL: Hegseth Iran presser
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why Pete Hegseth is an Idiot ♬
  • Caitlin Speaks: Markwayne Mullin—Трамп’s pick to replace Kristi Noem might be WORSE:

  • Jon Stewart: GOP’s next-level hypocrisy on Minnesota ICE protests, 2nd Amendment & Epstein files
  • Stella Magz’s opinion: Pete Hegseth is a FRAUD
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Steve Witkoff—Rich, Dumb, and Dangerous ♬
  • LegalEagle: Bondi demands the DOJ be exempt from ethics oversight
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Markwayne Mullin, Watch Out He Bites! ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Guess That’s Why I’m Wearing Clown Shoes ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk’s sympathy tour scores her another job
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Behind Closed Doors (Kristi and Corey edition) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’m Not Thinking of the Epstein Files AGAIN ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Fixin’-To-Vote-Rag ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Say Goodbye, Dear Kristi Noem ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Where Is The Line ♬

John Oliver: USAID

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/10/26, 1:10 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together this evening for drinks and discussion. Join us, if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/6/26, 11:35 pm

Rogue History: The (literal) fight for free speech they don’t teach you

Whitest Kids U’ Know: We wouldn’t happen to be invading Iran today, would we?

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the US and Israeli strikes on Iran

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Iran war plan and timeline keep changing, Трамп gets distracted by drapes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s mixed messages about war in Iran, he gets a vigorous stroking by tech CEOs & his gross rash
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Nobody Likes Трамп (the SOTU song) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Just Look at These Drapes!” The Трамп War-Briefing Song ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard replaces the war draft with ICE
  • Dark Brandon: World War Epstein—Did Трамп start a war to distract from the files?
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп admin unable to explain attack on Iran
  • Stephen: Трамп can’t stop saying “war” & Israel says they will eliminate Iran’s next leader
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ No More Wars (Just One More Lie) ♬
  • The Late Show: Kesha blasts Трамп for stealing her song
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on Iran
  • ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito BANNED from YouTube (he’s BACK)
  • Christopher Titus: Epstein fury:

  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s CLOWN CAR CABINET now an alarming liability as threat from Iran spikes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Forget About Трамп and Epstein! ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп speaks lovingly about drapes as U.S. death toll in his Iran war rises
  • SNL: Трамп Iran war address
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hail The Heroic Draft Dodger! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп vs Iran—“The Plan Is We Have No Plan” ♬
  • Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Трамп’s Iran not-war
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: It’s ’cause the Midterms
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals Operation No Means Yes
  • 60 Minutes: This federal judge ruled against Трамп. Then the death threats rolled in
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Thank You President Трамп! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп distracts from Epstein files with war in Iran, MAGA tries to spin & Dotard’s big red rash
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & MAGA clash over whether Iran war is a “war,” & Трамп says wars can last forever
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп stumped by worst-case Iran scenario & Hegseth gives bullying pep talk
  • Parody Project: ♫ Pervy Con Man ♬:

  • Liberal Redneck: So does anyone know why we, ya know…STARTED A WAR WITH IRAN?!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Peace Board Bombing ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Most Highly Anticipated Obituary in the History of the World ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп FLUNKS wartime president test with disturbing, flippant attitude
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s insane plan to steal elections leaked
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп launches war with Iran and refuses to explain…anything
  • Stephen: U.S. abandons citizens across Middle East & Трамп, “The big one is coming” & Iran war is “God’s plan”
  • Rachel Maddow: British Intel spotted Трамп camp Russia ties
  • Puppet Regime: Trump & Netanyahu’s war plans hit a snag of “utmost concern”
  • The Late Show: The “war” against Iran
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Proof in The Трампstein Files ♬

Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Here’s to the State of Mississippi, 2026 ♬

John D. Cundle: ♫ Your Kids Go First ♬

Knotheadusc: ♫ I Don’t Want To Think About It ♬

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Justice John Roberts Song ♬

Shirley Șerban: ♫ I Will Survive? I’ll Unsubscribe! ♬:

The Late Show: Book your next event at Mar-a-Lago

Jesse Welles: ♫ The Great Caucasian God (live) ♬

LegalEagle: ICE gets hammered in court

Grifters, Goons, Ghouls, and Gullible Fucks:

  • Seth Meyers: Noem out at DHS & Bondi subpoenaed over Epstein files & gas prices rise due to Iran war
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fires Kristi Noem, missing Epstein files published & Republicans play both sides of Iran war
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Operation Epic Fury (or is it Epstein Fury?) ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth thinks fallen troops don’t deserve headlines
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Don’t You Want Me, Epstein? ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: War briefing with Pete
  • Stephen: America at whaaa? Seeking regime change. Hegseth: No “stupid” rules of engagement.
  • Michael Kosta: MAGA refuses to call Iran war a “war” as Americans scramble to flee Mideast
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Oh! Kristi ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп goes to war with Iran, Bill Clinton testifies about Epstein & Boebert explains inflation
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Adios Kristi Noem ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard fires Kristi Noem
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s son will not fight in his “illegal and unconstitutional war” in Iran
  • JoJoFromJerz: Wake up MAGA! Трамп’s using our troops as props!
  • NM RagingGranny: ♫ House of the Epstein Crimes ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kristi Noem—America’s Most Expensive Date ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: U.S. launches attack on Iran & Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei killed
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп axes Kristi Noem & Hegseth strong-arms “too-woke” Boy Scouts
  • Stephen: Noem’s colleagues celebrate her firing & ICE whistleblower testifies & RFK Jr. attacks New England
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Occam’s Razor ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ ICE Under My Skin ♬
  • Champnella: Love thy own fanatics
  • JoJoFromJerz: The Dotard FIRES Kristi Noem. The reason might surprise you…
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance & The McDonald’s CEO
  • Chris Hayes: Noem’s tenure is ending in spectacular and humiliating fashion
  • Rachel Maddow: Patel’s petty FBI firing spree guts key Iran unit at worst possible time
  • Stella Magz: Трамп to Kristi Noem, “You’re fired!”
  • Campbell: Трамп’s “mushroom doc” Casey Means & Boebert’s Clinton photo mess

John Oliver: Police body cameras

Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Culdesac is the first car-free neighborhood and conspiracy theorists hate it

Robert Reich: How we actually pay for war and billionaire tax cuts

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/3/26, 4:04 pm

DLBottleSwing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening. We’ll be watching a few elections around the U.S., engaging in discussions about politics, and having a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 2/27/26, 7:36 pm

USAFacts: A data-driven State of the Union

Rachel Maddow: DOJ is all apologies as judges lose patience with defied orders

Jesse Welles: ♫ Domestic Error (live) ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Some Find Lying Exhausting. Not Трамп ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gives medal to Connor Hellebuyck
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has raised global tariffs to 15%
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп throws tantrum at SOTU, tries to co-opt men’s hockey Olympic gold medal victory
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп claims everything is GREAT, MAGAland gives rave reviews & bombshell Epstein report about The Dotard
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is the only president stupid enough to believe he has unlimited power to set tariffs
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s State of Disaster
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Here Lies Трамп ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ And As He Begins to Ramble ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: That wasn’t a state of the union. It was an ad for erectile dysfunction.
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Real State of the Union (Stand Up, Speak Out) ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: The State of the (super divided, probably about to fully implode) Union, apparently
  • Jon Stewart: SCOTUS torches Трамп’s tariffs, Iran war looms & MAGA co-opts Team USA hockey win
  • Stephen: A dark speech filled with divisive lies & USA women’s hockey gets a better offer
  • Jimmy Kimmel reacts to Трамп’s State of the Union Address 2026
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Getting More Demented Every Day ♬
  • LegalEagle: Tariffs are dead! Long live tariffs!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard takes credit for USA hockey Olympic gold
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pervert Messiah (Now available in Orange!) ♬
  • Former Kimmel writer Bess Kalb hilariously roasts Трамп’s free speech charade (in Congressional testimony)
  • Desi Lydic: SOTU recap—Трамп gets Tarantino-gory & award-crazy in record-long address
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп threatens war with Iran over nuclear program he claimed he obliterated
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks Jimmy again, goes to war with Supreme Court & Kash Patel parties at Olympics
  • The Late Show: ♫ The Dotard Трамп Is Deeply Unpopular ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s speech was disborbing & why DOJ didn’t search Epstein’s storage units
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Little Dotard Melt-Down ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s State of the Union Speech LEAKED
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Legacy He Deserves ♬

LegalEagle: Colbert’s banned interview

Parody Project: ♫ Weapons of Mass Illumination ♬

Robert Reich: Billie Eilish debunks billionaire charity

Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ The Constitution Binds Us All ♬

The Gullible, The Grifters, and The Goons:

  • Tommy Campbell: RFK Jr & Kid Rock’s shirtless workout is trolled and mocked
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Join Ice (live) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He’s Coverin’ Up Them Files ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Kash Patel’s hockey fantasy
  • The Late Show: The DOJ explains missing Epstein files with allegations about Трамп
  • Seth Meyers: Kash Patel parties in Italy, SCOTUS strikes down tariffs, Трамп to release UFO files
  • Matthew Cooke: How is everyone still falling for this?:

  • Desi Lydic: RFK and Kid Rock strip down for workout video & Kristi Noem flies in a fuck plane
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп and the Pedophile Elite ♬
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Jesus Doesn’t Love You When You Lie (the Karoline Leavitt Song) ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ We Gotta Stop the Raids ♬
  • The Late Show: Kash Patel ruins hockey
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Red (live) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Official Business of the FBI ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ The Fate of Melania ♬:

  • Jordan Klepper: LindellTV News is QAnon meets QVC, and now they’re in the White House Press Corps
  • Desi Lydic: DOJ buries Epstein files on Трамп & snowball fight turns MAGA into snowflakes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп hasn’t testified about Epstein but Hillary Clinton forced to & Mayor Mamdani visits The Dotard
  • The Resistance: ♫ When Will MAGA Wake Up? ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to RFK fitness video

ONN: U.S. populace appoints designated survivor

LegalEagle: Super Bowl ad announces 4th amendment nightmare

John Oliver: Twitter

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