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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 4/24/26, 9:45 pm

John Oliver: Prediction markets

The Late Show: Tonight on TMZ DC

Puppet Regime: The Strait of Hormuz helpline

Stephen: Get high with the Pope & Трамп’s deranged social media blitz & Kash Patel’s drinking problems

The Reign of Jeffrey Epstein’s Best Friend:

  • The Resistance: ♫ This is What You Voted For ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ He’s Gonna Tear the White House Down ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacting to Netanyahu cancer
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s latest Iran threat, Eric Трамп’s Pentagon grift, GOP gerrymandering backfires
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard, Please Resign ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп’s “Art of the Deal” Iran strategy…that isn’t working
  • Stephen: Shrimp forever & Трамп claims he “would have won Vietnam,” & jet fuel running low
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп extends Iran ceasefire again, reads from Bible & Tucker Carlson apologizes for supporting him
  • The God Show: Draft dodger Dotard claims he would have won Viet Nam quickly
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Only Трамп thinks threatening war crimes and committing war crimes “will be my honor”
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s DoorDash stunt backfires & RFK Jr’s raccoon story is INSANE
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Dotard, You Don’t ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Hand Scar ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline—blasphemy edition
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s unnecessary war drags on, he wants to gift himself Medal of Honor & Kash Patel bombshell
  • Christopher Titus: The Strait Of VERMOUTH??
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп—ME, The People ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dementia Don Rambles On ♬
  • Stephen: Iran to Трамп, “You’re losing” & condom prices are up & penis in the sky & Patel drunk on the job?
  • Parody Project: ♫ Donny J., Go Away ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Catching up….
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп drags out Iran war as Hormuz blockade pokes holes in the condom industry
  • Stephen: Трамп plans revenge on the press & No Negotiations & Spirit Bailout? And Bobby’s heavy breathing
  • Chris Hayes: “The wheels are coming off.” Трамп already less popular than after Jan. 6
  • Mazlinithegreat♫ Gamblin’ in Iran ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has extended the ceasefire with Iran
  • Jimmy Kimmel roasts Трамп & his MAGA minions at our alternative White House correspondents’ dinner
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Look How Miserable Dotard Трамп Is! ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: The “Chosen One” marketing—Трамп’s newest religious branding
  • The Late Show: Operation Pubic Fury
  • Jen Psaki: Most Americans think Трамп is NOT mentally fit for office, FAUX News poll says
  • Parody Project: ♫ Que Será Será (Cell Block 3) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces 400th cease fire with Iran
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Strait of Hormuz ♬

Ronny Chieng: D-list celebs & fringy influencers run for office in the midterms

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses of the week

LegalEagle: Marijuana law blows

And the Deplorable Sycophants:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to drunk Kash Patel
  • The Resistance: ♫ He Don’t Love You Anymore ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Bar is Always Low at Kash Patel’s FBI ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: The ultimate suck-ups—The GOP’s race to please Трамп
  • Psychology Bites: Psychology of Трамп supporters
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s approval hits all-time low, Kash Patel’s “freakouts,” Labor Secretary resigns
  • Jordan Klepper: MAGA’s take on the Iran war & Трамп’s war with the Pope
  • Marsh Family: ♫ He’s Very Unwel ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s B-team of Inept Negotiators ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Kash Patel denies excessive drinking & Labor Secretary’s family plays HR violation bingo
  • Rachel Maddow: Alex Jones’ Infowars to become a joke on purpose as accountability finally catches up
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals the truth about Marco Rubio & Cuba
  • Stella Magz: Tucker Carlson is so brave….
  • The God Show: Bless Waj Ali For DESTROYING Pete Hegseth’s pastor to his FACE
  • LegalEagle: FBI Director sues journalists for reporting binge drinking
  • Michael Kosta: John Phelan fired as Navy Secretary, replaced with witch-hunter Hung Cao
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Kash Patel gets hammered, mouth-breather Kennedy, Трамп insists war is over & right-wingers blame Mamdani for Mets losing
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’M Fired ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: The apology tour—Tucker Carlson’s desperate pivot
  • ONN: Fractures emerge between GOP’s pro-pedophilia and extremely pro-pedophilia wings
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Pete Bible Fiction—Quotes Tarantino like scripture ♬

The Late Show: Introducing Godorade

John D. Cundle: ♫ Vote Out the Clowns ♬

The God Show: Bless The Onion for buying InfoWars!

JoJoFromJerz: The insult to the officers who defended the Capitol

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 4/24/26 at 10:31 pm

    The fired SECNAV did cancel the Comstellation class FFG , of which tge first couple were supposed to be based in Everett. Ordered in the first term, the whole idea was to take an off the shelf design, with limited modifications, and get it deployed. Instead they practically redid the original Italian design. He replaced it with a modified version of the Coast Guard’s National Security Cutter. Theoretically first hill should be ready by 2028. Different shipyards, Comstellation was being built in Wisconsin.

  2. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Friday, 4/24/26 at 11:03 pm

    It’s all about what the Zionist oligarchs want. That group owns and controls the US government, and they have some very nasty recordings/photos of US officials, via Epstein’s operation. That’s why this shit is occurring.

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