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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 5/1/26, 9:46 pm

JoJoFromJerz: Violence is NEVER the answer (but neither is the anti-free-speech bullshit!)

Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • J-L Cauvin: Is the Dotard boycotting the Michael Jackson movie?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 24 Great Reasons Why we NEED a Ballroom ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s totally unhinged assault rifle pic, big night with King Charles & James Comey vendetta
  • The God Show: Bless the 60 Minutes question that made Трамп go full Nixon
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп and Republicans want YOU to pay $400 million for his ballroom
  • Liberal Redneck: So there was another attempt on Трамп’s life…OR WAS THERE?!?
  • JoJoFromJerz: Branding America—Трамп’s plan to put his face on your passport
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп jumps the shark DAILY!
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп lectures America on “dangerous rhetoric”….Seriously?
  • The Marsh Family: ♫ The British King is Here! ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates the end of the Voting Rights Act
  • Desi Lydic: Desi Lydic chronicles Трамп’s forever war on windmills
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Some brain-addled felon attacks Jimmy Kimmel AGAIN & wants him fired “SOON”
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп posts unhinged gun meme in threat to Iran, Hegseth mocked over Strait of Hormuz
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The King’s Speech—King Charles ROASTS Трамп at the White House ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ For the “Extraordinarily Brilliant” Dotard J. Трамп ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп spins dinner shooting for ballroom agenda & Blitzer is CNN’s one-shoed hero
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s big nap and Hegseth plays doctor
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп, apparently oblivious, makes the same joke for which he wants Kimmel fired
  • The God Show: Donald HUMILIATES Melania in front of KING CHARLES!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard demands a boycott of Jimmy Kimmel
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Discourages Violence (When He’s Not Encouraging It) ♬
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп indicts Comey over seashells & King Charles is King of congressional comedy
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ You’re A Schmuck ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп vs Science ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп demands ballroom after WHCD shooting, Kash Patel “likely to be fired”
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Lone Wolves ♬
  • Stella Magz: Dinner with Трамп sounds like a blast….
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп visits with King Charles, wants us to pay for ballroom & did he just joke about his own death!?!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’ll keep on labeling Трамп a fascist ♬
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп demands a $500M ballroom for “safety”
  • The Resistance: ♫ Please Just Drink The Bleach ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ They Indicted SEASHELLS?! ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп roasted by King Charles, Lindsey Graham wants YOU to pay for Трамп’s ballroom
  • JoJoFromJerz: Taxpayer funded luxury—The new White House ballroom scandal

John Oliver: Chatbots

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

And the Other Right Wing Lunatics, Sociopaths, and Deplorables:

  • Bette Midler: ♫ ALL YOU FASCISTS (Bound to Lose) ♬
  • The God Show: Melanie FREAKS out over AMAZING Jimmy Kimmel joke
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ JD Anxiously Awaits a Promotion ♬
  • LegalEagle: One shelluva a dumb indictment
  • JoJoForJerz: He said “No quarter.” Hegseth’s darkest threat yet:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Todd Blanch—Трамп’s mindless sock puppet ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Rudy Giuliani ♬
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt explains how Трамп saved the White House correspondents’ dinner
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Your Guy Was a Moron ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Melanie & Dotard Трамп demanding his firing & the White House correspondents’ dinner
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kash for Corruption ♬

Josh Johnson: SCOTUS deals blow to Voting Rights Act & Трамп deals blow to NASA chief’s ears

LegalEagle: Shadow docket leak is insane

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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107 Stoopid Comments

Comments

  1. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 9:52 pm

    I like this guy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnLaj8nbOP0

  2. Professor Dumbledore spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 9:55 pm

    Show your work.

    Don’t be a coward.

  3. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 10:29 pm

    250 years later, an British King addressing Congress. Interestingly, the current official title is actually newer than the US. About a 100 years ago the title was adjusted for Irish Independence.

  4. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 10:35 pm

    A few years ago, Puyallup Nation was pushing to rename Mt Rainier to Mt Tahoma. They were pushing the Patriotic angle and wanted it a permanent change, but too bad it could not have been temporary, say until 2033. For the 250th Anniversary, we have the tallest peak in the state named after the first President, named after a British officer Although looking up Admiral Rainier’s service in the RN during the Revolutionary War, wasn’t much of a commander when it came to direct combat with the Continental Navy, capturing just one privateer.

  5. Steve spews:

    Friday, 5/1/26 at 10:40 pm

    Fuck you, Darryl, you worthless piece of shit.

  6. Spirit Airlines spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 6:07 am

    First domino of the Republican economic catastrophe.

  7. Strait of Hormuz Live Tracker spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 7:10 am

    Only 5 ships transiting in the last 24 hours.
    Less than 2% of normal traffic.
    Brent crude is $110.
    You will never see $70 crude again in your lifetimes.

  8. 50 Members of NATO and Their Allies Meeting in the Northwood Permanent Joint HQ spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 7:18 am

    If the “war phase” of the U.S. conflict with Iran has “terminated” than it’s news to us. We’ve been waiting and planning since mid April to hear from official U.S. channels that it is safe to begin operations reopening safe passage of the Strait of Hormuz.

    Not a peep.

  9. Miss Grammar spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 7:46 am

    8 – It’s “then,” not “than” in your first sentence.

  10. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 8:33 am

    Live long enough, you see it all:

    In their primary runoff for the Republican nomination for U.S. Senate, John Cornyn can say that Ken Paxton is divorcing his wife, that he’s alleged to have had multiple mistresses, that his own senior staff has accused him of corruption. All that is damning and true. But Paxton can make one charge that is more powerful than anything Cornyn can pin on Ken, and which may well push the attorney general over the line on May 26: John Cornyn was in office twenty years ago. There’s really no getting around that. It’s on his Wikipedia page.

    To put a finer point on it, Cornyn has the stink of George W. Bush about him…

    The expectation might be that the Texas GOP has golden statues to Bush in every place it meets. It does not. A substantial portion of Republicans in the state are out to seek and destroy any last trace of the party left over from the Bush era—between 1994 and 2004 or so. When it was reported on April 15 that Bush had donated $5,000 to Cornyn’s campaign, the signal fires went up through the right-wing movement.

    https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-republicans-turn-on-george-w-bush/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

    lmao… trolls here at HA couldn’t fellate empty suit Bush enough.. looking at you widbee dumbfuck.. too funee..

  11. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 8:48 am

    Hey where’s that cucked troll anywaze?

    heh..

  12. Bill McKibben spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 8:58 am

    Sunlight has to travel 93 million miles to reach the Earth, but none of those miles go through the Strait of Hormuz.

  13. Den Haag spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 9:00 am

    CNN has the widespread damage to US Military assets in the Gulf.

    We dis it for Israel. We did it for the Saudis.

    We did it because Pete Hegseth has a small dick and wanted to kill some Ay-Rabs.

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/01/world/video/us-military-bases-iran-strikes-images-invs-digvid

    Half billion aircraft, satellite installations…gone. Almost like Iran had a target list and Donnie gave the go ahead.

  14. Everyone Hates You spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 9:08 am

    Draining the reflecting pool was a great idea. Gave someone the ability to mark it with 86 47.

  15. The Party of Personal Responsibility spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 10:15 am

    Q to secretary ‘Real World’ Duffy, “What do you say to those who say Spirit’s demise is due to the sudden rise in fuel costs caused by the war in Iran?’

    Sean ‘Uniquely Unserious Nominee’ Duffy, “Joe Biden”’

    think it’s important to talk about why we are here today. Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg

  16. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 11:27 am

    No worries! Trump will be out-of-office by this time next year. Just don’t run a bumbling idiot in ‘28, and you Dems can get the White House, too.

  17. I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!! spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 11:53 am

    FOX Nooz: “WE FOUND 34,000 ACTUAL DEAD PEOPLE REGISTERED TO VOTE IN NORTH CAROLINA!!!!

    More than 100,000 people in North Carolina die each year.

  18. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 12:09 pm

    @216 What makes you think our country wouldn’t elect another bumbling idiot? Remember, half the voters have below-average IQs.

  19. G spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 1:13 pm

    No worries! Trump will be out-of-office by this time next year. Just don’t run a bumbling idiot in ‘28, and you Dems can get the White House, too.

    Why are you so bother by Donnie… the problem isn’t just he. The problem is he and the Repuke Party, and you for giving them such comfort. Blame yourself. You did this.

  20. You’re In a Cult spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 2:45 pm

    SIR! Even when you fail you are a hero! Jet Fuel price is not your fault.

    Chris Sununu: “Hats off to the President. @POTUS really tried 100 different ways to make this work because he cared about those customers. He cared about those employees. At the end of the day, Spirit was a financial disaster.”

  21. 30 Days in the Hole spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 3:23 pm

    18 – That’s exactly what the Democrats did in 2024.

  22. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 3:39 pm

    @21 No. Biden wasn’t lawless. He didn’t drag us into Netanyahu’s war. He didn’t slash and burn Medicaid and food assistance for the working poor. His administration wasn’t a gang of incompetents corrupt up to their eyeballs. Spare us your idiotic false equivalency.

  23. 30 Days in the Hole spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 3:42 pm

    22 – The Democrats stupidly ran Kamala Harris in 2024, you idiot.

  24. lmao spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 3:52 pm

    ran Kamala Harris in 2024

    And she got more votes than orange pants shitter in 2020.. Coulda won if not for the…

    cheating..

    Refute Palast if you gotta pair. Odds are you don’t

  25. G spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 3:59 pm

    And you nominated a con man, a pedophile, a rapist, a mafia crime boss, liar. And you elected him.

    And now you’re paying for it.

    So what’s your point? Dumbfuck!

  26. Donald Trump spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 4:09 pm

    Why do I keep getting implicated in prostitution rings?

    https://www.cltampa.com/news/tampa-maga-influencer-craig-long-arrested-in-grady-judds-prostitution-sting/

  27. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 4:52 pm

    Bill Mitchell
    @mitchellvii
    So let’s fast forward to 2 months from now.

    The war in Iran is long over and that terrorist nation is no longer a threat. Hamas and Hezbollah have been wiped out.

    Gas prices have fallen below $2 a gallon. Stocks are back to their all-time highs.

    With the Iranian threat gone in the Middle East investment pours into the area. Rebuilding starts in Gaza.

    The US economy takes off as all of that newly onshored business starts hiring.

    And once again Democrats have nothing.

    I’m feeling pretty good about the midterms.

    Thoughts? ⬇️
    1:49 PM · Mar 15, 2026 341.8K Views

    One of the lying troll’s tops.

  28. Better Red than Red spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 6:38 pm

    Because of course his bestie told him a Real Big Boy Strong Leader doesn’t need NATO.

    Politico

    Trump’s initial post about removing US troops from Germany came just hours after he spoke by phone with Russian President Vladimir Putin, who has long sought to reduce the number of NATO troops in Europe…

    “The Pentagon ‘was not expecting it’…

  29. G spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 8:48 pm

    Watch out for the elderly people, they are dangerously!

    Looking at this one. It took like 10 cops to fend this off.

    https://www.wboc.com/news/dsp-troopers-cleared-in-two-separate-fatal-shootings/article_157b1a46-b61f-4ff0-bc39-df758cdf88c6.html

  30. G spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 8:54 pm

    Not an immigrant. Just a true blood patriotic American! 🇺🇸. USA USA USA!

    WHITE POWER!

    https://www.wboc.com/news/sussex-co-man-pleads-guilty-to-picking-up-12-year-old-in-pennsylvania-for-sex/article_b3bbe1eb-89da-4b25-8260-e3ee6b3409da.html

  31. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 8:57 pm

    @ 16

    Just don’t run a bumbling idiot in ‘28, and you Dems can get the White House, too.

    The preceding sentence was necessary because the DNC chose bumbling idiots in 2020 and 2024.

  32. G spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 9:06 pm

    Boy does this look staged to me.

    https://apnews.com/video/prosecutors-release-video-of-armed-man-storming-correspondents-dinner-3891591cb4c3496082908cd68f7fe53e

    Nothing like setting up the metal detectors after the event started. The gunmen knew exactly where to run. He ran full bore.

  33. G spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 9:08 pm

    @31 Demonstrates the proper way to bootlick.

  34. Lijam spews:

    Saturday, 5/2/26 at 9:44 pm

    RE “sociopaths”

    By FAR the most vital urgent and DEEP understanding everyone needs to gain is that a mafia network of manipulating PSYCHOPATHS (or sociopaths) is, and always has been, governing big businesses and institutions (eg official medicine, big academia, big tech, big banks, big religions), governments and the world — the evidence is very solid in front of everyone’s “awake” nose: https://www.rolf-hefti.com/covid-19-coronavirus.html

    “We’ll sit on the edge of our seats watching made-up tales about psychopathic killers while psychopathic killers rule the world.” — Caitlin Johnstone, Independent Journalist

    Yet…

    “I’ve come to realize that the biggest problem anywhere in the world is that people’s perceptions of reality are compulsively filtered through the screening mesh of WHAT THEY WANT, AND DO NOT WANT, TO BE TRUE.” — Travis Walton, Author

    And psychopaths are typically NOT how Hollywood propaganda movies (or the Wikipedia/WebMD propaganda outlets) have showcased them. And therefore one better RE-learns what a psychopath REALLY is. One’ll then know why they exploit/harm everyone, why they want to control everyone and have been creating a new world order/global dictatorship, and many other formerly puzzling things will become very clear.

    But global rulership by psychopaths is only ONE part of the equation that makes up the destructive human condition as the cited article above explains.

    Without a proper understanding, and full acknowledgment, of the true WHOLE problem and reality, no real constructive LASTING change is possible for humanity.
    And if anyone does NOT acknowledge, recognize, and face (either wittingly or unwittingly) the WHOLE truth THEY are helping to prevent this from happening. And so they are “part of the problem” and not part of the solution.

    “The world is the way that it is because most people do not care enough (even if they SAY they want things to be different) to change it through their actions.” — Mark Passio, Spiritual Teacher

    “There are large numbers of scientists, doctors, and presstitutes who will sell out truth for money, such as those who describe people dropping dead on a daily basis as “rare” when it it happening all over the vaccinated world.” — Paul Craig Roberts, Ph.D., American economist & former US empire official, in 2024

    “If we have learned anything in the past six years, it is that vaccinologists, doctors, and the government in general do not have good intentions and never did. The clear intention of everyone concerned was and is to make as much dirty money as possible, letting any amount of collateral damage slide, including a genocide and mass poisoning [with Covid-19 jabs]. The fact [is] that Big Pharma just murdered millions of people, with the full support of government, media, and “science”. With Covid, everyone is part of the fraud, many of them paid off, so no one has any reason to expose it, and big reasons to bury it. Don’t believe anything these people tell you, ABOUT ANYTHING. It isn’t time for a civil war against your neighbors, it is time for a revolution against these hoaxers and thieves.” — Miles Mathis, American author, in 2025

    “Ignorance is the root cause of all Evil. Since only Knowledge eradicates ignorance, it is our duty and moral obligation to educate ourselves, as well as the masses around us.” — Anonymous

  35. G spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 6:05 am

    The dollar is as impotent as the men of the Tepuke Party.

    https://apnews.com/article/trump-dollar-currency-inflation-dd9a898575e378e6144b3f152e9d8ea0

  36. G spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 6:34 am

    It’s not a ballroom, it’s a lie. It’s a Nazi headquarters.

  37. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 7:09 am

    the DNC chose bumbling idiots in 2020 and 2024.

    The RNC chose a convicted felon who fucks little kids.

  38. The Midterms spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 7:51 am

    After the special election yesterday the mayor of a reliably Red Houston suburb that’s been diluted into the new Texas congressional maps is a black democrat. The Republican endorsed ‘non-partisan’) candidate has been mayor for almost two decades. The city and county voted for Trump in 2016,2020 and 2024.

    Talarico has a new stump speech:

    We are living in an era of corruption. I don’t just mean illegal activity. I mean corruption in the deeper sense — the rotting of something from the inside.

    This is, at its root, a spiritual crisis. And it will require a spiritual solution

    Gerrymandering will not save you.

  39. Arrest the president you got the evidence spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 8:12 am

    In a normal country, evidence of buying pardons would launch a bipartisan impeachment and a criminal investigation.

    Leaked WhatsApp, Signal, and Telegram recordings published by Spain’s Canal RED and Hondurasgate indicate that an Israeli-backed lobbying effort—reportedly involving Trump ally Roger Stone and supported by Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu—helped secure President Trump’s pardon of former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández, who had been sentenced in the U.S. to 45 years for drug trafficking.

    According to the recordings, the arrangement involved trading the pardon for a package of concessions in Honduras. The audios reference plans for a new military base and expanded access for foreign partners, alongside the expansion of semi-autonomous ZEDE zones and major AI and infrastructure contracts tied to U.S.-linked companies. The recordings do not clearly delineate which concessions are assigned to which actor, but frame them as part of a joint U.S.- and Israel-aligned agenda in the country.

    In one audio, Hernández says: “The prime minister of Israel…had everything to do with my release and negotiation.” In another, he claims the money tied to his release came from “a group of rabbis and people who supported Israel.”

  40. I’m not here to talk to STUDENTS spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 8:24 am

    He should have just blamed the Jews.

    On March 31st Cornell President Michael I. Kotlikoff struck two students with his car. His statement to police is he was being harassed by pro Palestinian protesters and struck student’s blocking his car for ‘his safety’.

    Then the student newspaper got all the campus security footage and, Nah. Dude ran into them because he wasn’t looking.

    He’s still telling the tale of fearing for his life.

  41. Scumbag spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 8:42 am

    Term limits

  42. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:07 am

    Arrest the president

    Let’s see now.

    Outside of an insurrection, who has legal jurisdiction to arrest a President?

  43. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:08 am

    Any call for…

    Term limits…

    …leads inevitably to expansion and reform of the federal courts.

    Welcome aboard.

  44. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:16 am

    The clear intention of everyone concerned was and is to make as much dirty money as possible, letting any amount of collateral damage slide, including a genocide and mass poisoning [with Covid-19 jabs]. The fact [is] that Big Pharma just murdered millions of people, with the full support of government, media, and “science”.

    lmao.. see that kreepfuck.. your beloved orange “operation warp speed” leader is a mass “poisoner”.. with bleach, horse dewormer and black lights.. heh..

    Have had 6 Moderna jabs, still going strong.. Everyone in my family as well..

    Paranoid drivel..

  45. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:24 am

    @ 44

    Have had 6 Moderna jabs, still going strong.. Everyone in my family as well..

    You and everyone in your family would very likely be “still going strong” without the vaccines but with naturally acquired immunity.

    A reminder that the vaccines do not prevent infection or transmission thereof. They merely reduce the severity of symptoms once the infection is contracted. The people they provide the most benefit to are significantly older than your family members. Moreover, with what we know about risks to heart muscle and immune status in young adult men, a strong argument can be made that your sons risked more than they gained by subjecting themselves to vaccination. Give this another two years of data mining and it will likely be a declarative statement rather than a mere argument.

    Hiding teachers from children for much/most of two years has dulled the intelligence of a generation. It was far from worth it, but it is what Tony and Randi wanted.

    Claiming that your family’s health is due to such ineffective vaccines is an uninformed falsity, YLB. Although Gezundheit! to your family’s continued good health.

  46. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:26 am

    Yes, the “imperial” presidency is a big problem for the survival of democracy and democratic social institutions.

    To “fix” the presidency you must first fix the federal courts and the Department of Justice, in that order. There is a perfectly logical sequence that only requires a reasonable focus.

    1. Turnout.
    2. Vote for Democrats.
    3. Vote in particular, whenever possible, only for Democrats who support major reforms of the federal judiciary and the Department of Justice.

    What kind of reforms? Dilution of the current extremist majority on the court by any legal means. What are those means? Court expansion. Expanding the court to equal the number of federal courts of appeals – 13. This would be in keeping with and in proportion to the history of the court. The Supreme Court only hears a small fraction of the cases brought to it. And it is not only getting ridiculously slow in its work, it has recently begun declining to perform the actual work that the Constitution calls upon it to perform. The so-called “shadow docket” simply describes a court unable to perform the hard work of considering and arguing to reach a legally sound conclusive basis for its decisions. It can’t keep up with this president and his corrupt needs without taking short cuts.

    Likewise the COAs can also be expanded. This is also long overdue.

    Also Congress has the Constitutional authority to develop and impose a code of conduct upon all federal judges, included Supreme Court Justices.

    We need to win elections with the right Democrats willing to move forward with this kind of reform immediately.

  47. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:29 am

    lmao @ 45.. Not only is it MAGA it’s MAHA too… cucked and fellating a kook Kennedy..

    https://www.oklahoman.com/story/opinion/columns/guest/2026/05/01/oklahomans-need-transparency-consistency-on-vaccines-opinion/89814006007/

    Nothing about orange pants shitting warp speed?

    You seemed to be pretty impressed with it at one time..

    “Fuck yeah, it’s Trump’s vaccine victory.”

    laughable klown..

  48. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:32 am

    Although Gezundheit!

    Can I get a “boxcheck” and “cold” on that?

    https://apnews.com/article/consumer-prices-gas-inflation-5c2037950e57d8e5d402a40b8fc41384

    While you’re at it, thrown in a “cunt” or “twat”… Ooops.. you’re minder wouldn’t approve..

    All the way to November.

  49. FKA Hops spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:33 am

    My dude, where the fuck are you eating?

    Todd Blanch

    There’s a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That’s not anything that’s crazy.”

  50. O’Shea Jackson spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:38 am

    @40

    So, you’re not a fan?

  51. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:44 am

    Hiding teachers from children for much/most of two years has dulled the intelligence of a generation. It was far from worth it, but it is what Tony and Randi wanted.

    All this drivel demonstrates is how dulled you were by the leaded fumes from I5 over toonerville.

    Who knew kreepfuck would be an advocate for k-12 public education as it “sharpens intelligence”.. (rolls eyes)..

  52. FKA Hops spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:45 am

    Motion to dismiss hearing:

    Opposing council public statements.

    WELKER, MEET THE PRESS, May 3, 2026: On Amazon, there are dozens of “8647” products being sold and purchased right now. Should individuals selling or buying that merchandise be concerned they are going to prosecuted?

    BLANCHE: Of course not.

  53. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 9:48 am

    A reminder that the vaccines do not prevent infection or transmission thereof.

    https://resources.healthgrades.com/right-care/vaccines/14-diseases-nearly-eliminated-by-vaccines

    Only reminds me that you’re a moldering ass.

  54. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 10:17 am

    I continue to believe that Fauxchahontas is a highly intelligent person. But this has to hurt:

    Elizabeth Warren
    @SenWarren

    I’ve warned for months that a
    @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares.

    @JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation.

    This is a Biden win for flyers!

    5:39 PM · Mar 5, 2024

    Fauxchahontas very vocally pushed the weakling Secretary of Transportation Mayor Pete and the feckless Biden administration to oppose the Spirit-Jet Blue merger, and the pressure Mayor Pete & Co then applied to a federal judge caused the merger to be denied.

    The result: One less airline. Fewer flights. Higher fares.

    This will be rammed down Mayor Pete’s throat as soon as the short-statured homosexual announces his 2028 presidential campaign.

    No one is more to blame than Elizabeth Warren, but it will be hung around Mayor Pete’s neck.

    Which certainly seems fair.
    ·

  55. Senator Elizabeth Warren spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 10:18 am

    The collapse of Spirit Airlines is a Biden win for flyers!

  56. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 10:21 am

    @ 53

    Only reminds me that you’re a moldering ass.

    YLB, you embarrass yourself.

    We vaccinate against the flu every year because every year the virus has mutated to a different form. The same thing occurs with coronaviruses, YLB.

  57. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 10:26 am

    the short-statured homosexual announces his 2028 presidential campaign.

    sez teh dumbfuck that once touted Jared Polis who is one inch shorter..

    https://horsesass.org/2022/06/22/wednesday-open-thread-47/#comment-1458214

    And was ignorant of Polis’ homosexuality and same sex marriage until your truly clued it in. yawwwn..

    First it votes for a guy who spewed “gook” while asking the entire country for their vote and it seemed to favor a gay Dem for President one inch shorter than Mayor Pete.

    Addled by ignorance and silliness.

  58. Truthiness spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 10:55 am

    The try hard is here.

    Jet Blue buying Spirit would have reduced competition and Jet Blue retracted their bid because of their own financial issues.

    And the really inconvenient truth that Spirit had secured credit and was oreparinf to emerge fron bamkruptcy until, as repoeted weeks ago by thos mother fucking commies at the Walk Street Journal (4/15/2026)

    Spirit’s Bankruptcy Exit in Flux as Jet Fuel Prices Surge

    Discussions with creditors include possible liquidation, according to people familiar with the matter

    And ANTIFA Fox Business Channel:

    Spirit Airlines is facing renewed financial pressure as rising fuel costs threaten to complicate its efforts to exit bankruptcy, adding uncertainty to its restructuring plan, according to reports
    …
    The financial impact could be critical. JPMorgan analysts, cited by the Journal, estimate that higher fuel prices could add roughly $360 million to Spirit’s expenses this year – exceeding the $337 million in cash the airline reported at the end of last year.

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 11:49 am

    @39 We used to worry about communists in Central America; now, we need to worry about Israeli meddling in Central America? ☹️

  60. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 11:51 am

    [Deleted, duplicate]

  61. That funny voice in your head spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 11:53 am

    “Paranoid drivel” mumbles YLB…..meanwhile the same YLB is clinging to the idea that the 2024 elections were “stolen”.

    Paranoia indeed……

  62. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 11:58 am

    @ 58

    Jet Blue buying Spirit would have reduced competition and Jet Blue retracted their bid because of their own financial issues.

    The Biden administration’s Neera Tanden thinks differently:

    Neera Tanden🌻
    @neeratanden

    Given the news today that Spirit Airlines is shuttering and thousands of people are losing their jobs, I think we should honestly assess whether the Garland DoJ stopping the JetBlue merger with Spirit Airlines was the right call. Perhaps it was but any analysis must consider as part of the equation the loss to so many families ro decide.

    5:54 AM · May 2, 2026

    The merger failed because the Biden administration, its Department of Justice, and their friends in the federal judiciary cause it to fail. When Team Biden’s own stars (Tanden reported to Klain who was Biden’s top guy) own up to it you make a fool of yourself by attempting to deny reality.

  63. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 11:59 am

    @45 Strange that the one and only doctor posting on HA should promote a Typhoid Mary approach to managing a killer pandemic: “Let natural immunity handle it!” Covid-19, like the Black Death, weeded out those with weaker immune systems; and, in many Covid cases, weaker intelligence …

  64. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:02 pm

    This is going to be remembered as one of the great Democrat own-goals of all time.

    Ben Hart
    @BenHart_Freedom

    If both parties MAXXED OUT on gerrymandering, the House would end up with 262 Republicans to 173 Democrats — according to leftist FiveThirtyEight.

    That’s because Republicans control more state governments with multiple districts, and Democrat voters congregate in cities. This makes it easy-peazy to pack Dem voters into fewer districts.

    Time to play hardball. Let’s do it . . . NOW!

    3:10 PM · May 1, 2026

    After what NY state and VA have done, GOP is right to respond. Such a pity Democrats thought 1964 would last forever.

  65. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:09 pm

    @54 Spirit likely would still be flying if Trump hadn’t doubled jet fuel prices, dummy.

    You need to brush up on cause and effect.

  66. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:12 pm

    @62 I think we should honestly assess whether the Garland DoJ stopping the JetBlue merger with Spirit Airlines was the right call.

    While we’re at it, let’s also assess whether Trump attacking Iran was the right call. It’s not like the impact of fuel prices wasn’t foreseeable.

  67. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:15 pm

    the idea that the 2024 elections were “stolen”.

    Hmmmm.. I see no refutation of Palast’s argument. cuz’ junior high boi can’t argue its way out of a paper bag.. Its argument style is middle school taunts.

    Palast claims the “steal” was nothing new numbnuts.

    Just Jim Crow v2.0.. Mainline Republicans running elections for years in Republican counties in battleground states were run out on a rail after 2020 in favor of magat tools who would do anything to resurrect their orange dear cults leader. The kind of tools who’d sign up to be a fraudulent elector at the drop of a hat.

    Now be a good liddle tool and work on your hot wheels. The orange asswipe you voted for is promising tanker loads of Iranian oil for it.

  68. The Friendly Skies spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:16 pm

    @62

    Doesn’t change that Spirit had financial backing and an approved plan to emerge from Bankruptcy in 2026.

    That plan was torpedoed by PeeWee Donnie’s Iranian Adventure.

    I know it’s hard to cope with facts and you’re trying to get on board with new cult doctrine.

    Bottom line, Spirit would be flying today if Donnie and Pete had listened to LITERALLY EVERYONE in the Pentagon telling them they had a terrible idea.

  69. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:18 pm

    Meanwhile, Trump is trying to kill off wind energy using the excuse that wind turbines interfere with radar.

    https://tinyurl.com/62hb7c84

    They can, but there are workarounds.

    https://spectrum.ieee.org/offshore-wind-military-radar

    I suspect his real reason is wind competes with fossil fuels.

  70. Their claims were paranoia!!!! Our claims are legit! spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:20 pm

    Who knew YLB had so much in common with the maga right!?!!

    Each complains that their respective losing elections in 2020 and 2024 were “stolen”

    Bwahahhahahahahahhahabahhahahah!

    Strange bedfellows indeed!!!

    Just take the fucking L, YLB. You should be used to it by now.

  71. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:24 pm

    @64 After what NY state and VA have done, GOP is right to respond. Such a pity Democrats thought 1964 would last forever.

    You’re forgetting who who started the tit-for-tat redistricting. And Trump doesn’t seem to have all that much confidence in it, if a recent video I saw of a Senate hearing in which Hegseth refused to answer questions about deploying troops to polling places, clearly indicating Trump is keeping that option open.

  72. Slightly to the left of Reagan spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:26 pm

    Barney Frank giving a deathbed interview to rail against the ‘Too far left’ Democrats is why we lose.

    If he could Schumer would recruit him to run.

  73. The Midterms spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:37 pm

    @64

    For 30+ years some version of “He’s going to cancel the election to stay in power” has been the big ole anti-American democracy paranoia.

    Elections cancelled to stay in power:

    Louisiana
    Alabama
    Tennessee

    And other Republican governors are expected to try.

    Wonder what the incumbent backlash is going to look like?

    Ask a Texas mayor. Or the many Red to Blue special elections since 2024.

  74. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:38 pm

    Each complains that their respective losing elections in 2020 and 2024 were “stolen”

    Hey, false equivalences are a step up from middle school name calling..

    But still no refutation of Greg Palast’s argument, no attempts however weakly cuz.. too weak in the head.

    Bwahahhahahahahahhahabahhahahah!

    heh… yawwwn… orders ignored.. lol..

  75. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 12:38 pm

    47,
    the lying troll guzzling tallow and jacking jerk juice and weird supplements to be more like Alex Jones.

    Spectacular.

  76. National Security spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 1:08 pm

    Dog Owners beware – we need you to collect your canines dog shit so we can burn it for fuel. If you do not comply you will be jailed to the fullest extent.

    Futhermoe, I signed an EO that will requie all non-white citizens to collect their own feces and bury it in their backyards, due to the lack of water and elecricity to treat your shit.

    This is a National Security issue. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.

  77. Corona Vaccine spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 1:17 pm

    If it wasn’t for me all you old Dumbfucks would be dead.

    Thank You.

  78. Dumbest of Dummies spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 1:22 pm

    While we’re at it, let’s also assess whether Trump attacking Iran was the right call. It’s not like the impact of fuel prices wasn’t foreseeable.

    No, Let’s not. He is my God.

  79. Acting Assasin spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 1:34 pm

    Yeah, Pedo Epstien was on suicide watch too (wink wink).

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/white-house-correspondents-dinner-shooting-suspect-restrictive-suicide-rcna343283

    I am very depressed. They said I would be taken care of if I were to take on the job. but I thought they were talking about sending me to some polenesian Island.

  80. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇸🐸🇺🇸 🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 1:51 pm

    If it wasn’t for me all you old Dumbfucks would be dead.

    A lot of the old Dumbfucks are dead in spite of you.

    Literally in spite.

    Yes. It was a big, exciting crap-shoot for the un-vaccinated. And the odds of making it get longer the more you are surrounded by other Dumbfucks. So please note that none of the most infamous of Dumbfucks declined to vaccinate.

    The Insane Failing Cult Leader? Vaxxed.
    Diet Private? Vaxxed.
    Whiskey Pete? Vaxxed.
    MTG? Vaxxed.
    etc.
    Oh, lying troll? Vaxxed. Of course.

    Virtually every infamous Dumbfuck out there that you know that did not get a COVID-19 vaccination got infected and had to be treated very aggressively with drugs and treatments that were in short supply and not always available to the average Dumbfuck with a death wish to shoot the odds. A few died. We all know their names and celebrate their groovy sacrifice for stupidity. Trump almost died. Rogan was sick as fuck, treated in hospital, and recovered only very slowly. Is Rogan’s “natural immunity” as good as yours with a yearly booster? No, of course not. Because just like the influenza vaccine, the COVID vaccine is modified each year to track as closely as possible to the virus that is actively circulating. Your healthcare provided vaccinated immunity is being adjusted every year. Rogan is stuck in 2021, five years out of date. Roll them bones!

  81. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 3:04 pm

    U.S. drivers will be pleased to learn U.S. oil companies are sending
    5 million bpd of American oil to Asia.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/03/us-crude-oil-exports-surge-to-record-as-tankers-flock-to-gulf-coast.html

  82. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 3:13 pm

    @80 This is, and always will be, the classic Washington case of vaccine dumbfuckery:

    “Washington State Trooper Robert LaMay, who famously quit over the COVID-19 vaccine mandates, has died after a battle with the virus, as reported by KIRO Newsradio. LaMay’s video of his final sign-off telling Gov. Inslee to “kiss my —” made headlines. Chief John R. Batiste released a statement Friday evening:

    ‘I am deeply saddened over the news that our former friend and colleague Trooper Robert LaMay has passed away. This agency’s prayers and remembrances are with his family and loved ones …'”

    https://mynorthwest.com/local/state-trooper-told-off-gov-inslee-dies-covid/3328852

  83. Merca! spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 3:41 pm

    Auto China 2026 Beijing:

    Battery that charges from 10% to 98% in sux minutes.

    Detroit Auto Show:

    WE GOT FLEET EFFICIENCY STANDARDS KILLED!

  84. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 3:54 pm

    For our Israel kneepadder kreepfuck..

    Gay pride in Israel..

    Israel, a nation where all the homosexuals are “competent”.. More than a few have served in the IDF and brutalized some Ay-rabs.. Props to them, eh kreepfuck?

    “Aids-infected”, bareback, HIV jokes don’t apply to there.

    Yawn.. And the place is falling apart. The following is a long video, I’ve fast forwarded to the part about Jews fleeing the place.

    https://youtu.be/rNz6SpFEu4o?t=1567

    Watch the whole thing if you like. It’s a decent history lecture.

  85. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 3:57 pm

    And better yet “Israelism” is free to watch on YT:

    https://youtu.be/qQHUro6u6Kc?si=sp8mS3ZscUkhrfMq

    Great documentary.

  86. G spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 4:12 pm

    As a gay individual I would say that Israeli Pride is hypocrisy if those same individuals aren’t opposed to genocide and the ill treatment of Palestinians. It’s actually very dangerous for the gay community around the world. They’ll become the victims themselves, along with other gay people around the world, after the Heterosexual Neanderthals move on from getting rid of the Palestinians.

    No racism, no bigotry, no hate, period!

    I got a haircut from my Jewish barber in NYC yesterday. And his motto is Peace and Love, and understanding of each other.

  87. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 4:18 pm

    No racism, no bigotry, no hate, period!

    Amen, G-man!

  88. G spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 4:28 pm

    Masters of indoctrination. Easy to see why they (conservatives) use the word so much

  89. G spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 4:29 pm

    @87 Peace.

  90. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 4:40 pm

    @ 80

    So please note that none of the most infamous of Dumbfucks declined to vaccinate.

    Tears In Heaven for the vaccinated who didn’t make it. Because they were vaxxed.

    Robin Monotti
    @robinmonotti

    Rolling Stone moved Eric Clapton down from the top 10 of greatest guitar players of all time to 35 because he admitted to being Covid “vaccine” injured & refused to discriminate on entry to his concerts based on “vaccine” status. They even admit the reasoning in the explanation!

    4:51 AM · May 3, 2026

    Thanks to The Wuhan vaccine Slowhand isn’t just a nickname now.

  91. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 4:52 pm

    If the vaccines for The Wuhan were so great, why did Team Biden try so hard to prevent the vaccine-associated morbidity data from getting out?

    According to a new Senate report and congressional testimony on Wednesday, Biden administration health officials deliberately ignored warning signs of possible serious reactions to the COVID-19 vaccine, including heart attacks, strokes, Bell’s palsy and sudden cardiac death.

    Within three months of the vaccines being rolled out, in March 2021, red flags were fluttering out of the weekly data dumps from doctors and patients reporting health problems after the shots, according to internal emails and meeting notes provided by the Department of Health and Human Services to Sen. Ron Johnson’s Homeland Security Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations.

    But when the FDA’s senior medical officer, Dr. Ana Szarfman, whose job was to monitor the vaccine data for warning signs, repeatedly raised the alarm throughout 2021, she was ignored, and emails show her colleagues tried to stop her from using a newer, more accurate statistical methodology to investigate the data.

    And why was such important information shared only in face-to-face meetings rather than via emails or documents?

    The documents uncovered by Johnson’s investigation staff point to the same alarming secrecy and efforts to avoid accountability that landed Fauci’s adviser, Morens, in trouble.

    The secrecy included instructions from FDA officials to discuss findings in person rather than over email and stopping or limiting the distribution of the weekly vaccine safety reports with the alleged intent of avoiding FOIA requests.

    Maybe when one of YLB’s sons is hospitalized with vaccine-induced myocarditis we’ll see some seriousness from YLB. Until then we’ll be treated to YLB’s claims @ 53 that all vaccines are alike.

  92. G spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 5:16 pm

    Trump should have banned the vaccine in his 1st fake presidency.

  93. G spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 5:17 pm

    They want disarray.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/03/pentagon-pete-hegseth-us-military

    “Military analysts say Hegseth’s recent firings dovetail with plans spelled out in Project 2025, the radical blueprint drawn up by the rightwing Heritage Foundation that has closely guided Trump’s second-term policies.

    “It talked about an officer purge and going after the so-called woke officers at the senior level,” said Paul Eaton, a retired army major-general who commanded US forces after the 2003 invasion of Iraq. “They want to create ideologically pure armed forces that will be pliant to the president and his secretary of defense and whose oath will be more to a person than to the constitution.””

  94. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 5:38 pm

    That’s because Republicans control more state governments with multiple districts, and Democrat voters congregate in cities. This makes it easy-peazy to pack Dem voters into fewer districts.

    This is a deeply flawed assumption consisting almost entirely of silly magical wish-casting.

    As both Roger and I have often pointed out (somewhat facetiously, but less and less so) there is nothing in Rucho v. Common Cause prohibiting unusual boundaries seeking to concentrate or dilute partisan voter representation. In the case of your state of Washington, district boundaries could very easily and under Rucho very legally be drawn to divide up the Puget Sound metropolitan area of highly educated, high earning Democrats to extend East and west to dilute rural Republican votes eliminating every Republican member in a single biennium. That can be done with Mary a peep in every one of the 17 states where Democrats have a controlling trifecta, and more than a few where Democrats are close to a trifecta thanks to the growing disgust with MAGA and the summer of $10 gas and canceled vacations.

  95. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 6:02 pm

    According to a new Senate report and congressional testimony on Wednesday,

    We aren’t in Ron Johnson’s MAGA cult. We have no interest in his MAGA cult orthodoxies and delusions.

  96. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 6:08 pm

    Tears In Heaven

    Clapton is in his eighties now. He spent 25 years downing a bottle of scotch a day along with heroin and speedball.

    He got old.
    And he injured himself.

  97. G spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 6:52 pm

    The impotent dollar.

    Not a statistic that Bob will think is of any importance. The market is zooming,

    https://apnews.com/article/trump-dollar-currency-inflation-dd9a898575e378e6144b3f152e9d8ea0

  98. Yet another anti-Semitic post to the Ones that do no wrong! spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 6:58 pm

    Jew man shoves nun for fun.

    https://www.timesofisrael.com/jerusalem-christians-not-surprised-by-attack-on-nun-as-abuse-becomes-routine/

  99. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 6:59 pm

    Disbarred former Personal Attorney to Felon Trump Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is listed in “critical condition” at Miami Mount Sinai Total Landscaping being treated for a potentially life threatening case of sharting.

  100. Jew do no wrongs spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 7:00 pm

    If only it had been a little spitball then Bob may have noticed

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G036ev-AhKA

  101. Yes it’s meeeee! spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 7:03 pm

    Nun meets Heterosexual Neanderthal Jew Man

    https://apnews.com/article/israel-jerusalem-nun-attack-christians-3844675fc3af27c56b10a2ac1aaddbc1

  102. Bibi spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 7:08 pm

    I did that!

    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/1/greek-orthodox-church-sounds-alarm-over-attacks-on-christians-in-jerusalem

  103. Bully Boy spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 7:16 pm

    Come the day.

    https://x.com/Mythicalblue_/status/2050946828355682803/video/1?s=61

  104. lmao spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 7:21 pm

    is hospitalized with vaccine-induced myocarditis…

    lmao.. Oldest is married and youngest in pro school..

    Everything’s just cool with them while a kreepfuck in widbee molders and slouches towards “that certain day”..

    kreepfuck be jelly over pissing away a life stacking grievances and resenting what the fuck ever…

  105. Elijah Dominic McDotcom 🇺🇲🐸🇺🇲🌊 spews:

    Sunday, 5/3/26 at 7:33 pm

    “that certain day”..

    Now that he’s gone MAHA he can live forever if he can just rid himself of the deadly “seed oils” and find a local source for raw milk, psilocybin, domestic honey, and horse steroids. /s

  106. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Monday, 5/4/26 at 10:10 am

    @18: Yeah, that’s who you voted for in ‘20 & ‘24. You will probably do the same in 2028, if you don’t drop dead first!

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