JoJoFromJerz: Violence is NEVER the answer (but neither is the anti-free-speech bullshit!)
Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the White House Correspondents’ Dinner shooting
Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- J-L Cauvin: Is the Dotard boycotting the Michael Jackson movie?
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 24 Great Reasons Why we NEED a Ballroom ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s totally unhinged assault rifle pic, big night with King Charles & James Comey vendetta
- The God Show: Bless the 60 Minutes question that made Трамп go full Nixon
- Josh Johnson: Трамп and Republicans want YOU to pay $400 million for his ballroom
- Liberal Redneck: So there was another attempt on Трамп’s life…OR WAS THERE?!?
- JoJoFromJerz: Branding America—Трамп’s plan to put his face on your passport
- Christopher Titus: Трамп jumps the shark DAILY!
- JoJoFromJerz: Трамп lectures America on “dangerous rhetoric”….Seriously?
- The Marsh Family: ♫ The British King is Here! ♬:
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates the end of the Voting Rights Act
- Desi Lydic: Desi Lydic chronicles Трамп’s forever war on windmills
- Jimmy Kimmel: Some brain-addled felon attacks Jimmy Kimmel AGAIN & wants him fired “SOON”
- Seth Meyers: Трамп posts unhinged gun meme in threat to Iran, Hegseth mocked over Strait of Hormuz
- John D. Cundle: ♫ The King’s Speech—King Charles ROASTS Трамп at the White House ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ For the “Extraordinarily Brilliant” Dotard J. Трамп ♬
- Jon Stewart: Трамп spins dinner shooting for ballroom agenda & Blitzer is CNN’s one-shoed hero
- Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s big nap and Hegseth plays doctor
- Jen Psaki: Трамп, apparently oblivious, makes the same joke for which he wants Kimmel fired
- The God Show: Donald HUMILIATES Melania in front of KING CHARLES!
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard demands a boycott of Jimmy Kimmel
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Discourages Violence (When He’s Not Encouraging It) ♬
- Josh Johnson: Трамп indicts Comey over seashells & King Charles is King of congressional comedy
- Lauren Mayer: ♫ You’re A Schmuck ♬:
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп vs Science ♬
- Seth Meyers: Трамп demands ballroom after WHCD shooting, Kash Patel “likely to be fired”
- Jesse Welles: ♫ Lone Wolves ♬
- Stella Magz: Dinner with Трамп sounds like a blast….
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп visits with King Charles, wants us to pay for ballroom & did he just joke about his own death!?!
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’ll keep on labeling Трамп a fascist ♬
- John Di Domenico: Трамп demands a $500M ballroom for “safety”
- The Resistance: ♫ Please Just Drink The Bleach ♬
- John D. Cundle: ♫ They Indicted SEASHELLS?! ♬
- Seth Meyers: Трамп roasted by King Charles, Lindsey Graham wants YOU to pay for Трамп’s ballroom
- JoJoFromJerz: Taxpayer funded luxury—The new White House ballroom scandal
John Oliver: Chatbots
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
And the Other Right Wing Lunatics, Sociopaths, and Deplorables:
- Bette Midler: ♫ ALL YOU FASCISTS (Bound to Lose) ♬
- The God Show: Melanie FREAKS out over AMAZING Jimmy Kimmel joke
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ JD Anxiously Awaits a Promotion ♬
- LegalEagle: One shelluva a dumb indictment
- JoJoForJerz: He said “No quarter.” Hegseth’s darkest threat yet:
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Todd Blanch—Трамп’s mindless sock puppet ♬
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Rudy Giuliani ♬
- Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt explains how Трамп saved the White House correspondents’ dinner
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Your Guy Was a Moron ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel: Melanie & Dotard Трамп demanding his firing & the White House correspondents’ dinner
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kash for Corruption ♬
Josh Johnson: SCOTUS deals blow to Voting Rights Act & Трамп deals blow to NASA chief’s ears
LegalEagle: Shadow docket leak is insane
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I like this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnLaj8nbOP0
Show your work.
Don’t be a coward.
250 years later, an British King addressing Congress. Interestingly, the current official title is actually newer than the US. About a 100 years ago the title was adjusted for Irish Independence.
A few years ago, Puyallup Nation was pushing to rename Mt Rainier to Mt Tahoma. They were pushing the Patriotic angle and wanted it a permanent change, but too bad it could not have been temporary, say until 2033. For the 250th Anniversary, we have the tallest peak in the state named after the first President, named after a British officer Although looking up Admiral Rainier’s service in the RN during the Revolutionary War, wasn’t much of a commander when it came to direct combat with the Continental Navy, capturing just one privateer.
Fuck you, Darryl, you worthless piece of shit.
First domino of the Republican economic catastrophe.
Only 5 ships transiting in the last 24 hours.
Less than 2% of normal traffic.
Brent crude is $110.
You will never see $70 crude again in your lifetimes.
If the “war phase” of the U.S. conflict with Iran has “terminated” than it’s news to us. We’ve been waiting and planning since mid April to hear from official U.S. channels that it is safe to begin operations reopening safe passage of the Strait of Hormuz.
Not a peep.
8 – It’s “then,” not “than” in your first sentence.
Live long enough, you see it all:
In their primary runoff for the Republican nomination for U.S. Senate, John Cornyn can say that Ken Paxton is divorcing his wife, that he’s alleged to have had multiple mistresses, that his own senior staff has accused him of corruption. All that is damning and true. But Paxton can make one charge that is more powerful than anything Cornyn can pin on Ken, and which may well push the attorney general over the line on May 26: John Cornyn was in office twenty years ago. There’s really no getting around that. It’s on his Wikipedia page.
To put a finer point on it, Cornyn has the stink of George W. Bush about him…
The expectation might be that the Texas GOP has golden statues to Bush in every place it meets. It does not. A substantial portion of Republicans in the state are out to seek and destroy any last trace of the party left over from the Bush era—between 1994 and 2004 or so. When it was reported on April 15 that Bush had donated $5,000 to Cornyn’s campaign, the signal fires went up through the right-wing movement.
https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/texas-republicans-turn-on-george-w-bush/?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us
lmao… trolls here at HA couldn’t fellate empty suit Bush enough.. looking at you widbee dumbfuck.. too funee..
Hey where’s that cucked troll anywaze?
heh..
Sunlight has to travel 93 million miles to reach the Earth, but none of those miles go through the Strait of Hormuz.
CNN has the widespread damage to US Military assets in the Gulf.
We dis it for Israel. We did it for the Saudis.
We did it because Pete Hegseth has a small dick and wanted to kill some Ay-Rabs.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/01/world/video/us-military-bases-iran-strikes-images-invs-digvid
Half billion aircraft, satellite installations…gone. Almost like Iran had a target list and Donnie gave the go ahead.
Draining the reflecting pool was a great idea. Gave someone the ability to mark it with 86 47.
Q to secretary ‘Real World’ Duffy, “What do you say to those who say Spirit’s demise is due to the sudden rise in fuel costs caused by the war in Iran?’
Sean ‘Uniquely Unserious Nominee’ Duffy, “Joe Biden”’
No worries! Trump will be out-of-office by this time next year. Just don’t run a bumbling idiot in ‘28, and you Dems can get the White House, too.
FOX Nooz: “WE FOUND 34,000 ACTUAL DEAD PEOPLE REGISTERED TO VOTE IN NORTH CAROLINA!!!!
More than 100,000 people in North Carolina die each year.
@216 What makes you think our country wouldn’t elect another bumbling idiot? Remember, half the voters have below-average IQs.
Why are you so bother by Donnie… the problem isn’t just he. The problem is he and the Repuke Party, and you for giving them such comfort. Blame yourself. You did this.
SIR! Even when you fail you are a hero! Jet Fuel price is not your fault.
18 – That’s exactly what the Democrats did in 2024.
@21 No. Biden wasn’t lawless. He didn’t drag us into Netanyahu’s war. He didn’t slash and burn Medicaid and food assistance for the working poor. His administration wasn’t a gang of incompetents corrupt up to their eyeballs. Spare us your idiotic false equivalency.
22 – The Democrats stupidly ran Kamala Harris in 2024, you idiot.
ran Kamala Harris in 2024
And she got more votes than orange pants shitter in 2020.. Coulda won if not for the…
cheating..
Refute Palast if you gotta pair. Odds are you don’t
And you nominated a con man, a pedophile, a rapist, a mafia crime boss, liar. And you elected him.
And now you’re paying for it.
So what’s your point? Dumbfuck!
Why do I keep getting implicated in prostitution rings?
https://www.cltampa.com/news/tampa-maga-influencer-craig-long-arrested-in-grady-judds-prostitution-sting/
One of the lying troll’s tops.
Because of course his bestie told him a Real Big Boy Strong Leader doesn’t need NATO.
Politico
Watch out for the elderly people, they are dangerously!
Looking at this one. It took like 10 cops to fend this off.
https://www.wboc.com/news/dsp-troopers-cleared-in-two-separate-fatal-shootings/article_157b1a46-b61f-4ff0-bc39-df758cdf88c6.html
Not an immigrant. Just a true blood patriotic American! 🇺🇸. USA USA USA!
WHITE POWER!
https://www.wboc.com/news/sussex-co-man-pleads-guilty-to-picking-up-12-year-old-in-pennsylvania-for-sex/article_b3bbe1eb-89da-4b25-8260-e3ee6b3409da.html
@ 16
Just don’t run a bumbling idiot in ‘28, and you Dems can get the White House, too.
The preceding sentence was necessary because the DNC chose bumbling idiots in 2020 and 2024.
Boy does this look staged to me.
https://apnews.com/video/prosecutors-release-video-of-armed-man-storming-correspondents-dinner-3891591cb4c3496082908cd68f7fe53e
Nothing like setting up the metal detectors after the event started. The gunmen knew exactly where to run. He ran full bore.
@31 Demonstrates the proper way to bootlick.
RE “sociopaths”
By FAR the most vital urgent and DEEP understanding everyone needs to gain is that a mafia network of manipulating PSYCHOPATHS (or sociopaths) is, and always has been, governing big businesses and institutions (eg official medicine, big academia, big tech, big banks, big religions), governments and the world — the evidence is very solid in front of everyone’s “awake” nose: https://www.rolf-hefti.com/covid-19-coronavirus.html
“We’ll sit on the edge of our seats watching made-up tales about psychopathic killers while psychopathic killers rule the world.” — Caitlin Johnstone, Independent Journalist
Yet…
“I’ve come to realize that the biggest problem anywhere in the world is that people’s perceptions of reality are compulsively filtered through the screening mesh of WHAT THEY WANT, AND DO NOT WANT, TO BE TRUE.” — Travis Walton, Author
And psychopaths are typically NOT how Hollywood propaganda movies (or the Wikipedia/WebMD propaganda outlets) have showcased them. And therefore one better RE-learns what a psychopath REALLY is. One’ll then know why they exploit/harm everyone, why they want to control everyone and have been creating a new world order/global dictatorship, and many other formerly puzzling things will become very clear.
But global rulership by psychopaths is only ONE part of the equation that makes up the destructive human condition as the cited article above explains.
Without a proper understanding, and full acknowledgment, of the true WHOLE problem and reality, no real constructive LASTING change is possible for humanity.
And if anyone does NOT acknowledge, recognize, and face (either wittingly or unwittingly) the WHOLE truth THEY are helping to prevent this from happening. And so they are “part of the problem” and not part of the solution.
“The world is the way that it is because most people do not care enough (even if they SAY they want things to be different) to change it through their actions.” — Mark Passio, Spiritual Teacher
“There are large numbers of scientists, doctors, and presstitutes who will sell out truth for money, such as those who describe people dropping dead on a daily basis as “rare” when it it happening all over the vaccinated world.” — Paul Craig Roberts, Ph.D., American economist & former US empire official, in 2024
“If we have learned anything in the past six years, it is that vaccinologists, doctors, and the government in general do not have good intentions and never did. The clear intention of everyone concerned was and is to make as much dirty money as possible, letting any amount of collateral damage slide, including a genocide and mass poisoning [with Covid-19 jabs]. The fact [is] that Big Pharma just murdered millions of people, with the full support of government, media, and “science”. With Covid, everyone is part of the fraud, many of them paid off, so no one has any reason to expose it, and big reasons to bury it. Don’t believe anything these people tell you, ABOUT ANYTHING. It isn’t time for a civil war against your neighbors, it is time for a revolution against these hoaxers and thieves.” — Miles Mathis, American author, in 2025
“Ignorance is the root cause of all Evil. Since only Knowledge eradicates ignorance, it is our duty and moral obligation to educate ourselves, as well as the masses around us.” — Anonymous
The dollar is as impotent as the men of the Tepuke Party.
https://apnews.com/article/trump-dollar-currency-inflation-dd9a898575e378e6144b3f152e9d8ea0
It’s not a ballroom, it’s a lie. It’s a Nazi headquarters.
The RNC chose a convicted felon who fucks little kids.
After the special election yesterday the mayor of a reliably Red Houston suburb that’s been diluted into the new Texas congressional maps is a black democrat. The Republican endorsed ‘non-partisan’) candidate has been mayor for almost two decades. The city and county voted for Trump in 2016,2020 and 2024.
Talarico has a new stump speech:
Gerrymandering will not save you.
In a normal country, evidence of buying pardons would launch a bipartisan impeachment and a criminal investigation.
He should have just blamed the Jews.
On March 31st Cornell President Michael I. Kotlikoff struck two students with his car. His statement to police is he was being harassed by pro Palestinian protesters and struck student’s blocking his car for ‘his safety’.
Then the student newspaper got all the campus security footage and, Nah. Dude ran into them because he wasn’t looking.
He’s still telling the tale of fearing for his life.
Term limits
Let’s see now.
Outside of an insurrection, who has legal jurisdiction to arrest a President?
Any call for…
…leads inevitably to expansion and reform of the federal courts.
Welcome aboard.
The clear intention of everyone concerned was and is to make as much dirty money as possible, letting any amount of collateral damage slide, including a genocide and mass poisoning [with Covid-19 jabs]. The fact [is] that Big Pharma just murdered millions of people, with the full support of government, media, and “science”.
lmao.. see that kreepfuck.. your beloved orange “operation warp speed” leader is a mass “poisoner”.. with bleach, horse dewormer and black lights.. heh..
Have had 6 Moderna jabs, still going strong.. Everyone in my family as well..
Paranoid drivel..
@ 44
Have had 6 Moderna jabs, still going strong.. Everyone in my family as well..
You and everyone in your family would very likely be “still going strong” without the vaccines but with naturally acquired immunity.
A reminder that the vaccines do not prevent infection or transmission thereof. They merely reduce the severity of symptoms once the infection is contracted. The people they provide the most benefit to are significantly older than your family members. Moreover, with what we know about risks to heart muscle and immune status in young adult men, a strong argument can be made that your sons risked more than they gained by subjecting themselves to vaccination. Give this another two years of data mining and it will likely be a declarative statement rather than a mere argument.
Hiding teachers from children for much/most of two years has dulled the intelligence of a generation. It was far from worth it, but it is what Tony and Randi wanted.
Claiming that your family’s health is due to such ineffective vaccines is an uninformed falsity, YLB. Although Gezundheit! to your family’s continued good health.
Yes, the “imperial” presidency is a big problem for the survival of democracy and democratic social institutions.
To “fix” the presidency you must first fix the federal courts and the Department of Justice, in that order. There is a perfectly logical sequence that only requires a reasonable focus.
1. Turnout.
2. Vote for Democrats.
3. Vote in particular, whenever possible, only for Democrats who support major reforms of the federal judiciary and the Department of Justice.
What kind of reforms? Dilution of the current extremist majority on the court by any legal means. What are those means? Court expansion. Expanding the court to equal the number of federal courts of appeals – 13. This would be in keeping with and in proportion to the history of the court. The Supreme Court only hears a small fraction of the cases brought to it. And it is not only getting ridiculously slow in its work, it has recently begun declining to perform the actual work that the Constitution calls upon it to perform. The so-called “shadow docket” simply describes a court unable to perform the hard work of considering and arguing to reach a legally sound conclusive basis for its decisions. It can’t keep up with this president and his corrupt needs without taking short cuts.
Likewise the COAs can also be expanded. This is also long overdue.
Also Congress has the Constitutional authority to develop and impose a code of conduct upon all federal judges, included Supreme Court Justices.
We need to win elections with the right Democrats willing to move forward with this kind of reform immediately.
lmao @ 45.. Not only is it MAGA it’s MAHA too… cucked and fellating a kook Kennedy..
https://www.oklahoman.com/story/opinion/columns/guest/2026/05/01/oklahomans-need-transparency-consistency-on-vaccines-opinion/89814006007/
Nothing about orange pants shitting warp speed?
You seemed to be pretty impressed with it at one time..
“Fuck yeah, it’s Trump’s vaccine victory.”
laughable klown..
Although Gezundheit!
Can I get a “boxcheck” and “cold” on that?
https://apnews.com/article/consumer-prices-gas-inflation-5c2037950e57d8e5d402a40b8fc41384
While you’re at it, thrown in a “cunt” or “twat”… Ooops.. you’re minder wouldn’t approve..
All the way to November.
My dude, where the fuck are you eating?
Todd Blanch
@40
So, you’re not a fan?
Hiding teachers from children for much/most of two years has dulled the intelligence of a generation. It was far from worth it, but it is what Tony and Randi wanted.
All this drivel demonstrates is how dulled you were by the leaded fumes from I5 over toonerville.
Who knew kreepfuck would be an advocate for k-12 public education as it “sharpens intelligence”.. (rolls eyes)..
Motion to dismiss hearing:
Opposing council public statements.
A reminder that the vaccines do not prevent infection or transmission thereof.
https://resources.healthgrades.com/right-care/vaccines/14-diseases-nearly-eliminated-by-vaccines
Only reminds me that you’re a moldering ass.
I continue to believe that Fauxchahontas is a highly intelligent person. But this has to hurt:
Fauxchahontas very vocally pushed the weakling Secretary of Transportation Mayor Pete and the feckless Biden administration to oppose the Spirit-Jet Blue merger, and the pressure Mayor Pete & Co then applied to a federal judge caused the merger to be denied.
The result: One less airline. Fewer flights. Higher fares.
This will be rammed down Mayor Pete’s throat as soon as the short-statured homosexual announces his 2028 presidential campaign.
No one is more to blame than Elizabeth Warren, but it will be hung around Mayor Pete’s neck.
Which certainly seems fair.
·
The collapse of Spirit Airlines is a Biden win for flyers!
@ 53
Only reminds me that you’re a moldering ass.
YLB, you embarrass yourself.
We vaccinate against the flu every year because every year the virus has mutated to a different form. The same thing occurs with coronaviruses, YLB.
the short-statured homosexual announces his 2028 presidential campaign.
sez teh dumbfuck that once touted Jared Polis who is one inch shorter..
https://horsesass.org/2022/06/22/wednesday-open-thread-47/#comment-1458214
And was ignorant of Polis’ homosexuality and same sex marriage until your truly clued it in. yawwwn..
First it votes for a guy who spewed “gook” while asking the entire country for their vote and it seemed to favor a gay Dem for President one inch shorter than Mayor Pete.
Addled by ignorance and silliness.
The try hard is here.
Jet Blue buying Spirit would have reduced competition and Jet Blue retracted their bid because of their own financial issues.
And the really inconvenient truth that Spirit had secured credit and was oreparinf to emerge fron bamkruptcy until, as repoeted weeks ago by thos mother fucking commies at the Walk Street Journal (4/15/2026)
And ANTIFA Fox Business Channel:
@39 We used to worry about communists in Central America; now, we need to worry about Israeli meddling in Central America? ☹️
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“Paranoid drivel” mumbles YLB…..meanwhile the same YLB is clinging to the idea that the 2024 elections were “stolen”.
Paranoia indeed……
@ 58
Jet Blue buying Spirit would have reduced competition and Jet Blue retracted their bid because of their own financial issues.
The Biden administration’s Neera Tanden thinks differently:
The merger failed because the Biden administration, its Department of Justice, and their friends in the federal judiciary cause it to fail. When Team Biden’s own stars (Tanden reported to Klain who was Biden’s top guy) own up to it you make a fool of yourself by attempting to deny reality.
@45 Strange that the one and only doctor posting on HA should promote a Typhoid Mary approach to managing a killer pandemic: “Let natural immunity handle it!” Covid-19, like the Black Death, weeded out those with weaker immune systems; and, in many Covid cases, weaker intelligence …
This is going to be remembered as one of the great Democrat own-goals of all time.
After what NY state and VA have done, GOP is right to respond. Such a pity Democrats thought 1964 would last forever.
@54 Spirit likely would still be flying if Trump hadn’t doubled jet fuel prices, dummy.
You need to brush up on cause and effect.
@62 I think we should honestly assess whether the Garland DoJ stopping the JetBlue merger with Spirit Airlines was the right call.
While we’re at it, let’s also assess whether Trump attacking Iran was the right call. It’s not like the impact of fuel prices wasn’t foreseeable.
the idea that the 2024 elections were “stolen”.
Hmmmm.. I see no refutation of Palast’s argument. cuz’ junior high boi can’t argue its way out of a paper bag.. Its argument style is middle school taunts.
Palast claims the “steal” was nothing new numbnuts.
Just Jim Crow v2.0.. Mainline Republicans running elections for years in Republican counties in battleground states were run out on a rail after 2020 in favor of magat tools who would do anything to resurrect their orange dear cults leader. The kind of tools who’d sign up to be a fraudulent elector at the drop of a hat.
Now be a good liddle tool and work on your hot wheels. The orange asswipe you voted for is promising tanker loads of Iranian oil for it.
@62
Doesn’t change that Spirit had financial backing and an approved plan to emerge from Bankruptcy in 2026.
That plan was torpedoed by PeeWee Donnie’s Iranian Adventure.
I know it’s hard to cope with facts and you’re trying to get on board with new cult doctrine.
Bottom line, Spirit would be flying today if Donnie and Pete had listened to LITERALLY EVERYONE in the Pentagon telling them they had a terrible idea.
Meanwhile, Trump is trying to kill off wind energy using the excuse that wind turbines interfere with radar.
https://tinyurl.com/62hb7c84
They can, but there are workarounds.
https://spectrum.ieee.org/offshore-wind-military-radar
I suspect his real reason is wind competes with fossil fuels.
Who knew YLB had so much in common with the maga right!?!!
Each complains that their respective losing elections in 2020 and 2024 were “stolen”
Bwahahhahahahahahhahabahhahahah!
Strange bedfellows indeed!!!
Just take the fucking L, YLB. You should be used to it by now.
@64 After what NY state and VA have done, GOP is right to respond. Such a pity Democrats thought 1964 would last forever.
You’re forgetting who who started the tit-for-tat redistricting. And Trump doesn’t seem to have all that much confidence in it, if a recent video I saw of a Senate hearing in which Hegseth refused to answer questions about deploying troops to polling places, clearly indicating Trump is keeping that option open.
Barney Frank giving a deathbed interview to rail against the ‘Too far left’ Democrats is why we lose.
If he could Schumer would recruit him to run.
@64
For 30+ years some version of “He’s going to cancel the election to stay in power” has been the big ole anti-American democracy paranoia.
Elections cancelled to stay in power:
Louisiana
Alabama
Tennessee
And other Republican governors are expected to try.
Wonder what the incumbent backlash is going to look like?
Ask a Texas mayor. Or the many Red to Blue special elections since 2024.
Each complains that their respective losing elections in 2020 and 2024 were “stolen”
Hey, false equivalences are a step up from middle school name calling..
But still no refutation of Greg Palast’s argument, no attempts however weakly cuz.. too weak in the head.
Bwahahhahahahahahhahabahhahahah!
heh… yawwwn… orders ignored.. lol..
47,
the lying troll guzzling tallow and jacking jerk juice and weird supplements to be more like Alex Jones.
Spectacular.
Dog Owners beware – we need you to collect your canines dog shit so we can burn it for fuel. If you do not comply you will be jailed to the fullest extent.
Futhermoe, I signed an EO that will requie all non-white citizens to collect their own feces and bury it in their backyards, due to the lack of water and elecricity to treat your shit.
This is a National Security issue. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION.
If it wasn’t for me all you old Dumbfucks would be dead.
Thank You.
No, Let’s not. He is my God.
Yeah, Pedo Epstien was on suicide watch too (wink wink).
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/white-house-correspondents-dinner-shooting-suspect-restrictive-suicide-rcna343283
I am very depressed. They said I would be taken care of if I were to take on the job. but I thought they were talking about sending me to some polenesian Island.
A lot of the old Dumbfucks are dead in spite of you.
Literally in spite.
Yes. It was a big, exciting crap-shoot for the un-vaccinated. And the odds of making it get longer the more you are surrounded by other Dumbfucks. So please note that none of the most infamous of Dumbfucks declined to vaccinate.
The Insane Failing Cult Leader? Vaxxed.
Diet Private? Vaxxed.
Whiskey Pete? Vaxxed.
MTG? Vaxxed.
etc.
Oh, lying troll? Vaxxed. Of course.
Virtually every infamous Dumbfuck out there that you know that did not get a COVID-19 vaccination got infected and had to be treated very aggressively with drugs and treatments that were in short supply and not always available to the average Dumbfuck with a death wish to shoot the odds. A few died. We all know their names and celebrate their groovy sacrifice for stupidity. Trump almost died. Rogan was sick as fuck, treated in hospital, and recovered only very slowly. Is Rogan’s “natural immunity” as good as yours with a yearly booster? No, of course not. Because just like the influenza vaccine, the COVID vaccine is modified each year to track as closely as possible to the virus that is actively circulating. Your healthcare provided vaccinated immunity is being adjusted every year. Rogan is stuck in 2021, five years out of date. Roll them bones!
U.S. drivers will be pleased to learn U.S. oil companies are sending
5 million bpd of American oil to Asia.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/03/us-crude-oil-exports-surge-to-record-as-tankers-flock-to-gulf-coast.html
@80 This is, and always will be, the classic Washington case of vaccine dumbfuckery:
“Washington State Trooper Robert LaMay, who famously quit over the COVID-19 vaccine mandates, has died after a battle with the virus, as reported by KIRO Newsradio. LaMay’s video of his final sign-off telling Gov. Inslee to “kiss my —” made headlines. Chief John R. Batiste released a statement Friday evening:
https://mynorthwest.com/local/state-trooper-told-off-gov-inslee-dies-covid/3328852
Auto China 2026 Beijing:
Battery that charges from 10% to 98% in sux minutes.
Detroit Auto Show:
WE GOT FLEET EFFICIENCY STANDARDS KILLED!
For our Israel kneepadder kreepfuck..
Gay pride in Israel..
Israel, a nation where all the homosexuals are “competent”.. More than a few have served in the IDF and brutalized some Ay-rabs.. Props to them, eh kreepfuck?
“Aids-infected”, bareback, HIV jokes don’t apply to there.
Yawn.. And the place is falling apart. The following is a long video, I’ve fast forwarded to the part about Jews fleeing the place.
https://youtu.be/rNz6SpFEu4o?t=1567
Watch the whole thing if you like. It’s a decent history lecture.
And better yet “Israelism” is free to watch on YT:
https://youtu.be/qQHUro6u6Kc?si=sp8mS3ZscUkhrfMq
Great documentary.
As a gay individual I would say that Israeli Pride is hypocrisy if those same individuals aren’t opposed to genocide and the ill treatment of Palestinians. It’s actually very dangerous for the gay community around the world. They’ll become the victims themselves, along with other gay people around the world, after the Heterosexual Neanderthals move on from getting rid of the Palestinians.
No racism, no bigotry, no hate, period!
I got a haircut from my Jewish barber in NYC yesterday. And his motto is Peace and Love, and understanding of each other.
No racism, no bigotry, no hate, period!
Amen, G-man!
Masters of indoctrination. Easy to see why they (conservatives) use the word so much
@87 Peace.
@ 80
So please note that none of the most infamous of Dumbfucks declined to vaccinate.
Tears In Heaven for the vaccinated who didn’t make it. Because they were vaxxed.
Thanks to The Wuhan vaccine Slowhand isn’t just a nickname now.
If the vaccines for The Wuhan were so great, why did Team Biden try so hard to prevent the vaccine-associated morbidity data from getting out?
And why was such important information shared only in face-to-face meetings rather than via emails or documents?
Maybe when one of YLB’s sons is hospitalized with vaccine-induced myocarditis we’ll see some seriousness from YLB. Until then we’ll be treated to YLB’s claims @ 53 that all vaccines are alike.
Trump should have banned the vaccine in his 1st fake presidency.
They want disarray.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/03/pentagon-pete-hegseth-us-military
“Military analysts say Hegseth’s recent firings dovetail with plans spelled out in Project 2025, the radical blueprint drawn up by the rightwing Heritage Foundation that has closely guided Trump’s second-term policies.
“It talked about an officer purge and going after the so-called woke officers at the senior level,” said Paul Eaton, a retired army major-general who commanded US forces after the 2003 invasion of Iraq. “They want to create ideologically pure armed forces that will be pliant to the president and his secretary of defense and whose oath will be more to a person than to the constitution.””
This is a deeply flawed assumption consisting almost entirely of silly magical wish-casting.
As both Roger and I have often pointed out (somewhat facetiously, but less and less so) there is nothing in Rucho v. Common Cause prohibiting unusual boundaries seeking to concentrate or dilute partisan voter representation. In the case of your state of Washington, district boundaries could very easily and under Rucho very legally be drawn to divide up the Puget Sound metropolitan area of highly educated, high earning Democrats to extend East and west to dilute rural Republican votes eliminating every Republican member in a single biennium. That can be done with Mary a peep in every one of the 17 states where Democrats have a controlling trifecta, and more than a few where Democrats are close to a trifecta thanks to the growing disgust with MAGA and the summer of $10 gas and canceled vacations.
We aren’t in Ron Johnson’s MAGA cult. We have no interest in his MAGA cult orthodoxies and delusions.
Clapton is in his eighties now. He spent 25 years downing a bottle of scotch a day along with heroin and speedball.
He got old.
And he injured himself.
The impotent dollar.
Not a statistic that Bob will think is of any importance. The market is zooming,
https://apnews.com/article/trump-dollar-currency-inflation-dd9a898575e378e6144b3f152e9d8ea0
Jew man shoves nun for fun.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/jerusalem-christians-not-surprised-by-attack-on-nun-as-abuse-becomes-routine/
Disbarred former Personal Attorney to Felon Trump Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is listed in “critical condition” at Miami Mount Sinai Total Landscaping being treated for a potentially life threatening case of sharting.
If only it had been a little spitball then Bob may have noticed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G036ev-AhKA
Nun meets Heterosexual Neanderthal Jew Man
https://apnews.com/article/israel-jerusalem-nun-attack-christians-3844675fc3af27c56b10a2ac1aaddbc1
I did that!
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/5/1/greek-orthodox-church-sounds-alarm-over-attacks-on-christians-in-jerusalem
Come the day.
https://x.com/Mythicalblue_/status/2050946828355682803/video/1?s=61
is hospitalized with vaccine-induced myocarditis…
lmao.. Oldest is married and youngest in pro school..
Everything’s just cool with them while a kreepfuck in widbee molders and slouches towards “that certain day”..
kreepfuck be jelly over pissing away a life stacking grievances and resenting what the fuck ever…
Now that he’s gone MAHA he can live forever if he can just rid himself of the deadly “seed oils” and find a local source for raw milk, psilocybin, domestic honey, and horse steroids. /s
@18: Yeah, that’s who you voted for in ‘20 & ‘24. You will probably do the same in 2028, if you don’t drop dead first!