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Monnnnnday Open Thread

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I hope you had a lovely weekend. I didn’t do shit, but I managed to still be exhausted this morning. Anyway:

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  1. Meanwhile the Times cleaned all the ‘uhms and uhs” out of his trip to China.

    If Iran surrenders, admits their Navy is gone and resting at the bottom of the sea, and their Air Force is no longer with us, and if their entire Military walks out of Tehran, weapons dropped and hands held high, each shouting ‘I surrender, I surrender’ while wildly waving the representative White Flag, and if their entire remaining Leadership signs all necessary ‘Documents of Surrender,’ and admit their defeat to the great power and force of the magnificent U.S.A., The Failing New York Times, The China Street Journal (WSJ!), Corrupt and now Irrelevant CNN, and all other members of the Fake News Media, will headline that Iran had a Masterful and Brilliant Victory over The United States of America, it wasn’t even close. The Dumacrats and Media have totally lost their way. They have gone absolutely CRAZY!!! President DJT”

  2. Ladies and Gentleman, I present to you the DeSantis and Republican miracle.

    Florida students rank last in reading scores amid ‘learning recession,’ report says

    But at least the kids aren’t reading about DEI!

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