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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/21/26, 10:12 pm

The Onion: Welcome to the voting revolution—The Onion Voting Simulator 3D arrives this fall

Steve Shives: The absurdity of modern betting apps

The Dozy Dotard:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet is eating up these jokes
  • Robert Reich: Are we ready for hurricane Трамп?
  • Paula Poundstone: You can’t just circle it, Dotard
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
  • Rosie O’Donnell ♫ sings a song for The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Get High Watch This: How a Трамп press conference should be. All reporters should do this!!!
  • Parody Project: ♫ Desperation Grows—Трамп’s Final Days ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Decoy President ♬
  • The God Show: Bless this reporter for breaking Трамп’s brain over “Natalie”
  • Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer: ♫ Time For Air Force Fun ♬:

  • Paula Poundstone: You made up an Admiral Dotard
  • Stella Magz: Трамп makes me sick!
  • Unsourced News: Трамп on Korea
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ TACO—Трамп always chickens out ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that deserve an award
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп made up the dog
  • The God Show: Thou shalt bring the USS Lincoln home
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Lying Piggy ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Whiner-in-chief ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Trump Turns White House Into “Mar-a-Lago North”
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Good Morning, Caterers! ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп left the press as a decoy to save himself
  • Paula Poundstone: Was that Broadway, Dotard?
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп announces the new Straight of Трамп!!
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Intertube’s favorite political memes
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп is a SHIT SHOW for real
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ When November Turns ♬
  • The Daily Show: The Presidential neck vag—When you want to look JUST like the President
  • Paula Poundstone: Rehearsing with Kim, Dotard?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard caught MOCKING the USS Lincoln
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Failure Upon Failure—Трамп’s Legacy ♬
  • The God Show: Bless Jon Ossoff for giving Трамп HELL
  • Paula Poundstone: You killed the grass, Dotard

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Can Get Through this Shit If We Try? ♬

More MAGA Dipshittery:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Nancy Mace tattoos
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and the brains behind the operation ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ 4th Wife Treatment ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: She’s your pick, Dotard?!?
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп and Natalie Harp!!! The ending is hilarious!!!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Printer Takes It All ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: MAHA—Make America hazardous again
  • The God Show: Leaked Трамп love letters from Natalie are CRAZY
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s beautiful note to Natalie ♬
  • MockPolitrick: ♫ When MAGA Country Goes Wrong ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Grifting in the USA ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Natalie ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Melania addresses the Natalie Harp situation
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses how Трамп is “winning” the Canadian tariff war
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Mar-A-Lago Woman ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reads a new Natalie Harp letter
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey’s Lonely ♬
  • The God Show: Natalie Harp’s own brother exposes her bizarre Трамп obsession
  • JoJoFromJerz: Who is Natalie Harp?!
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The funniest election and political memes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard dreams of Natalie Harp ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Who really has TDS? ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Natalie Harp
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Natalie’s Brother ♬
  • Stella Magz: Natalie Harp in Fatal Attraction
  • JoJoFromJerz: Ossoff broke MAGA

LegalEagle: Flock cameras are illegal (maybe)

John Oliver: Fetal personhood

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/18/26, 2:32 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together this fine evening to discuss politics, celebrate successes, and sip drinks. You are welcome to join us.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/14/26, 11:02 pm

The Resistance: ♫ Mind The Gap ♬

LegalEagle: Don’t wipe your phone at the airport

Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—-Bezos has changed

Jon Stewart: Donald Rumsfeld was my least favorite interview

Cankles Von Shitzenpantz:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Believe Me When I Tell You…. ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dozey Dotard ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: You’re jealous of Taylor Swift, Dotard
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are absolutely unstoppable
  • Get High, Watch This: Presidential food truck
  • The Resistance: ♫ Don’t Mess With Taylor Swift (Why Does Трамп Keep Talking About Taylor Swift?) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп and The Cowardly Lyin’ ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп owns this economy—Stop blaming Biden!
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s new hair gets mocked as he calls Canada “nasty”
  • Roy Zimmerman and friends: ♫ Drain the Swamp ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Food Truck One ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Shocking Dotard
  • Anthony Anderson: Трамп has weird new hair & falls asleep at work again
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Caroline Leavitt leaving
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The funniest election and political memes
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Got MUTED! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What’s That Thing Upon Your Head? ♬
  • The God Show: Трамп ZAPPED Awake!?
  • Paula Poundstone: You fell asleep again, Dotard
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Trump—Stable Genius with a BIG BRAIN! ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ It’s Hairspray! ♬:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: Funniest political memes breaking the internet today
  • Paula Poundstone: The White House isn’t yours, Dotard
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп—Always a Lie! ♬
  • Anthony Anderson: Трамп claims USA has TOTAL control over the Strait of Hormuz & bomb threat called in over sex toy
  • The Resistance: ♫ Imagine Being The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s catering cart escape!
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп’s new hair! He swears it isn’t roadkill
  • John Oliver: Трамп and the D.O.J.
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The ultimate political meme compilation
  • Paula Poundstone: You hid on a catering truck, Dotard
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп—Chaos for Sale ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Belittled Jeanine ♬:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes taking social media by storm
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to AOC breakup
  • The God Show: Трамп left his OWN people to DIE??
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Wants a Golden Carriage ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: A Judge said “NO,” Dotard
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Supporters—Billionaires or Idiots? ♬
  • Anthony Anderson: The Dotard hid in a catering cart and U.S. as the hottest country
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп meal cart
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп thinks he’s a pediatrician now
  • The Resistance: Трампavax™—Ask Your Doctor About the Cure for Трамп Exposure
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Tariffs & Temper Tantrums ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Ballroom or military complex, Dotard?

LegalEagle:Everyone’s wrong about John Oliver’s trademark law

Christopher Titus: The actual ARMAGEDDON

Winlar: ♫ Jimothy for President! ♬

More Perfect Union: We calculated how much water data centers actually use—the total will shock you

Spineless Lickspittle Corner:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Jared and Ivanka—Greed and Insatiable Need ♬
  • LegalEagle: Heads are rolling at Трамп’s DOJ over the algae pool
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt defends President Трамп’s new childhood vaccine program
  • JoJoFromJerz: Karoline Leavitt is leaving the White House—but her record remains
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance is a dad again…again!
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Karoline has decided to Leavitt
  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Seniors Need Their Drugs ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Ain’t Got No Spine ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Piggly Sad! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп & Musk, Horrid from Dawn ’til Dusk ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Cruelty on the high seas
  • Anthony Anderson: Трамп comments on escaping Iranian threat & Karoline Leavitt steps down
  • J-L Cauvin: Katie Miller’s dating history by The Dotard Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Investment in Todd Blanche pays off ♬
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt is not resigning because Трамп used her as bait
  • JoJoFromJerz: The consequences of voting for cruelty

Honest Government Ads: AI Data Centers

Puppet Regime: Aliens invade the regime

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/11/26, 9:16 am

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is meeting today for an evening of political chat, electoral analysis, and just chilling out.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

160 Stoopid Comments

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/7/26, 10:10 pm

LegalEagle: Guess who’s back in court

The Felonious Von Shitzenpantz Chronicles:

  • Paula Poundstone: Just take the compliment, Dotard
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ More Evidence Трамп Cares About YOU! ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard loves his ballroom more than America
  • The Resistance: ♫ Make America Hairy Again ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s 3rd impeachment advent calendar ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп FUMES after court blocks ballroom construction
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It;s Damn Near Over ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Even Tucker turned on you, Dotard
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The best viral political memes on the internet
  • Cathy Fink & Marcy Marxer: ♫ Lie, Dotard, Lie ♬:

  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп’s tariffs
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard mocks his supporters losing fund
  • Paula Poundstone: Dotard, you do age in reverse
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s AMAZING Record of Achievement ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп loses bigly in bribe-jet case
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Please be scared! ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп creates a stench at Lindsey Graham’s funeral
  • Paula Poundstone: The Dotard’s bank closed 300 of his accounts
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The most hilarious political memes
  • ScaredKetchup: The NEW Трамп Show
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s successes continue to pile up ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Why do you need tax immunity, Dotard?
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The wildest political memes….
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Abdul El-Sayed winning
  • Paula Poundstone: Nobody’s afraid of you anymore, Dotard
  • Raging Grannies of Tuolumne & Calaveras (RGTC): ♫ The President is a Clown ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп passes the buck again ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The ultimate political memes for laughs
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Greedy Glutton, Dotard Трамп ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: You NEED to see Трамп’s latest look!
  • Paula Poundstone: It was your CONTRACTOR, Dotard!
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Don of Dung ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s the GREATEST! ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes everyone talked about this week

John Oliver: Police surveillance technology

The Chud Club:

  • Caitlin Speaks: MAGA needs English class
  • JoJoFromJerz: GOP’s “protect kids” lie exposed by Max Miller scandal
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for Emotionally-Stunted Elon Musk ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Medicine with RFK Jr.
  • The Resistance: ♫ Goodbye GOP ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Staffing your administration with people from TV turns out to be a bad idea
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Trad Wives… ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Don’t Ever Mess with Jeanine Pirro ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Denying, Mitch is Dying, and Western States are Frying ♬
  • Christopher Titus: FAUCI EXPOSED!
  • The Resistance: ♫ Poop In Your Lettuce ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Texas Crazy ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Bill Cassidy just cemented his legacy of shame
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Rand Paul’s Neighbor (Fauci hearing song) ♬
  • The God Show: Трампers RAGE at Трамп, who’s in COMPLETE denial
  • Robert Reich: Who is the World’s Worst Billionaire?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ You Blame Fauci ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ War Pigs (live) ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

85 Stoopid Comments

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/4/26, 8:55 am

DLBottleToday is election day in Washington State. If you haven’t already, fill out that ballot and deposit it in a
drop box near you before 8pm. Then swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally to chat about the election, politics, and whatnot.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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