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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/21/26, 10:12 pm

The Onion: Welcome to the voting revolution—The Onion Voting Simulator 3D arrives this fall

Steve Shives: The absurdity of modern betting apps

The Dozy Dotard:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet is eating up these jokes
  • Robert Reich: Are we ready for hurricane Трамп?
  • Paula Poundstone: You can’t just circle it, Dotard
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
  • Rosie O’Donnell ♫ sings a song for The Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Get High Watch This: How a Трамп press conference should be. All reporters should do this!!!
  • Parody Project: ♫ Desperation Grows—Трамп’s Final Days ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Decoy President ♬
  • The God Show: Bless this reporter for breaking Трамп’s brain over “Natalie”
  • Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer: ♫ Time For Air Force Fun ♬:

  • Paula Poundstone: You made up an Admiral Dotard
  • Stella Magz: Трамп makes me sick!
  • Unsourced News: Трамп on Korea
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ TACO—Трамп always chickens out ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that deserve an award
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп made up the dog
  • The God Show: Thou shalt bring the USS Lincoln home
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Lying Piggy ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Whiner-in-chief ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Trump Turns White House Into “Mar-a-Lago North”
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Good Morning, Caterers! ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп left the press as a decoy to save himself
  • Paula Poundstone: Was that Broadway, Dotard?
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп announces the new Straight of Трамп!!
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Intertube’s favorite political memes
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп is a SHIT SHOW for real
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ When November Turns ♬
  • The Daily Show: The Presidential neck vag—When you want to look JUST like the President
  • Paula Poundstone: Rehearsing with Kim, Dotard?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard caught MOCKING the USS Lincoln
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Failure Upon Failure—Трамп’s Legacy ♬
  • The God Show: Bless Jon Ossoff for giving Трамп HELL
  • Paula Poundstone: You killed the grass, Dotard

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Can Get Through this Shit If We Try? ♬

More MAGA Dipshittery:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Nancy Mace tattoos
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and the brains behind the operation ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ 4th Wife Treatment ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: She’s your pick, Dotard?!?
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп and Natalie Harp!!! The ending is hilarious!!!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Printer Takes It All ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: MAHA—Make America hazardous again
  • The God Show: Leaked Трамп love letters from Natalie are CRAZY
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s beautiful note to Natalie ♬
  • MockPolitrick: ♫ When MAGA Country Goes Wrong ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Grifting in the USA ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Natalie ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Melania addresses the Natalie Harp situation
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses how Трамп is “winning” the Canadian tariff war
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Mar-A-Lago Woman ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reads a new Natalie Harp letter
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey’s Lonely ♬
  • The God Show: Natalie Harp’s own brother exposes her bizarre Трамп obsession
  • JoJoFromJerz: Who is Natalie Harp?!
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The funniest election and political memes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard dreams of Natalie Harp ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Who really has TDS? ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Natalie Harp
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Natalie’s Brother ♬
  • Stella Magz: Natalie Harp in Fatal Attraction
  • JoJoFromJerz: Ossoff broke MAGA

LegalEagle: Flock cameras are illegal (maybe)

John Oliver: Fetal personhood

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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101 Stoopid Comments

Comments

  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/21/26 at 10:32 pm

    With the controversy over CVN-81’s name, saw at least a few comments saying the navy should go back to Battles and famous warships for carriers. Should being back Yorktown and Hornet, and saw a few suggest Shangri-La. Latter makes sense, there was an Essex class with that name, partly as a response to FDR’s remark when asked where Doolittle’s Raiders launched from.

  2. The MIDTERMS spews:

    Friday, 8/21/26 at 10:42 pm

    Another winning idea fr November.

    The $40T deficit is Biden’s fault (JayDee Vance)

  3. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Friday, 8/21/26 at 10:47 pm

    Some in the Trump Administration are starting to talk about utilizing low-yield nuclear weapons in the current conflicts. The first time the US uses a nuke, it will open the door to total nuclear war. The same goes for ANY nation using a nuclear weapon

    End the Empire.

    Ukraine does not need to be in NATO.

    If Israel wants war with Iran, then it’s on them: we aren’t going to participate.

    Europe is responsible for Europe’s defense.

    Japan and Korea don’t need the US on their lands or sailing in their waters.

    Concentrate on America, not having an American Empire.

  4. November is Coming spews:

    Friday, 8/21/26 at 10:51 pm

    The guy sitting next to the guy who got kicked out of Donnie’s rally for giving him a double fisted finger was wearing a shirt that said ‘Kill Your Local Pedophile’

  5. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 3:11 am

    Federal government orders steep Colorado River water cuts for Arizona, California and Nevada

    https://abcnews.com/US/federal-government-orders-steep-colorado-river-water-cuts/story?id=135856655

    The two words they didn’t say, and never will, are “climate change.” Because, you know, that’s a hoax.

    This drought is small potatoes. Just wait until that hoax bites them in the ass big-time.

    It won’t do any good for us to say, “We told you so,” because even then they won’t listen.

  6. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 3:14 am

    @3 This isn’t new. Truman considered using nukes in Korea; Nixon considered using them in Vietnam.

    All it does is move up human extinction by a couple hundred years. Insects will do fine.

  7. The Midterms spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 9:49 am

    So now we have Republican pollster Fabrizio with El Sayed leading.

    Voters…”Do we go with the guy who wants kids to eat, billionaires to pay for it and health care we can afford or the one who’s #1 issue is trans kids in sports and loves the failed Iran war?

    Related, the GOP hasn’t led a single post primary poll for Senate in North Carolina. Pick Up.

  8. Pete spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:32 am

    Training, not trannies.

  9. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:34 am

    @ 2

    The $40T deficit is Biden’s fault

    Reagan’s, actually. And every advancement with that huge resultant flood of capital that the US has made in the last 40 years is Reagan’s fault as well.

  10. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:39 am

    @ 7

    So now we have Republican pollster Fabrizio with El Sayed leading.

    In a poll taken August 10-11. It’s August 22.

    Maybe stick with the other polls that have him up. A poll irrelevant on the date it’s published is…

    irrelevant.

  11. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:48 am

    @ 5

    The two words they didn’t say, and never will, are “climate change.” Because, you know, that’s a hoax.

    No, because – and you would know this had you read the article and clicked on a link within it, both of which you are too lazy to do – 70% of the water is used for agricultural purposes, largely growing grass and alfalfa to feed meat-producing animals.

    It would push us one step closer to eating the bugs in order to get our protein, but we could slaughter herds instead of growing the hay and grass to feed them, and use the water for the important stuff, like watering lawns and washing Honda Civics and Teslas every week.

  12. Politically Incorrect spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 11:02 am

    @3

    Absolutely!

  13. The Midterms spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 11:46 am

    Another example of the plan to win in November.

    US Trade Rep Jamieson Green on Donald Trump’s government price controls on beef through sudden importation to create an artificial surplus.

    What I will say is that under President Biden, the price of beef skyrocketed”

    Voters – “so when you said your #1 issue was bringing Bidinflation down and here you are saying you failed and prices went up?”

  14. The PAAAAAIN spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 12:02 pm

    @10

    a poll taken August 10-11. It’s August 22.

    Cry more.

    Which poll would you like.

    The Fox News one taken 8/6 to 8/10 that was released faster with Rogers +4

    Or TIPP taken the same dates El Sayed +3

    Or

    The most recent in the field Susquehanna, ended 8/17 El Sayed +7

    Even for you your point is incredibly piss poor

    There have been 4 polls released taken after El Sayed was officially the nominee. He leads in three of them.

    That is a REALLY excellent post from you.

  15. Mental Delcline spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 12:08 pm

    @11

    Hard to discern you point:

    The long term drought conditions causing the Colorado river watershed collapse are NOT climate change?

    The Trump administration is using water policy to force all you manly men to go vegan?

    The most likely version is your pathological need to respond to RR posts with insults no matter how much it makes you come off as a moronic crank.

  16. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 12:11 pm

    @10 In a poll taken August 10-11. It’s August 22.

    You think it’s getting better for you and your ilk? Sure, Jan.

  17. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 12:17 pm

    @11 Most Phoenix and Las Vegas residents don’t have lawns. And after you tell several million people to drink bottled water and stop bathing, there still won’t be enough water for data centers and irrigation, so unless it starts snowing and raining in the mountains, there will be agricultural cutbacks anyway because the oligarchs sure as hell won’t let it come out of their data center allocations.

  18. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 12:21 pm

    @15 I’ve got him wrapped around the little claw of my small paw.
    🐰🐰🐰

  19. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 12:26 pm

    Doctor Dumbfuck is a puppet on a string dancing to my beat.
    😅😂🤣

  20. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 3:13 pm

    @ 14

    Which poll would you like.
    The Fox News one taken 8/6 to 8/10 that was released faster with Rogers +4
    Or TIPP taken the same dates El Sayed +3
    Or
    The most recent in the field Susquehanna, ended 8/17 El Sayed +7

    The TIPP and Susquehanna polls. Each have a slight (plus 1.2-1.4) Republican bias, BTW, so El Sayed might actually be up + 4 and + 8, respectively.

    Since you asked.

  21. Bill and Ted spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 3:39 pm

    When Cenk Uygur says there is indeed a Deep State, strange things are afoot at the Circle-K!

  22. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 4:35 pm

    @20 Polls, primary and special election results, and anecdotal evidence all point in the same direction. Voters are disillusioned with Republicans. The Democrats also are distrusted and disliked, but they’re taking out their frustrations on Republican candidates. The problem facing the GOP is that voters see their choice as voting for more of the same, or voting for something different, and they’re primed to try something else. With Democrats leading in places like Texas and Arkansas, there’s reason to believe it’s going to be a rout.

  23. Donald Trump spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 5:08 pm

    Happy DC 500 weekend peasants.

    Don’t you love me?

    I’m your favorite.

    Did you like the frozen scrap meat?

    Aren’t I the greatest?

    I spent $3m just paving road for this chariot race. *

    Your money.

    That’s how much you should love me

    * security cost to taxpayers undisclosed

  24. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 6:00 pm

    Five jump cuts in 14 seconds: Biden’s invitation to Donald Trump for a debate.

    He said he’d even do it twice.

  25. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 6:01 pm

    @ 23

    * security cost to taxpayers undisclosed

    ** Security provided by the same 2024 team that protected Donald Trump in Butler, PA.

  26. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 6:06 pm

    Speaking of AI data centers and water usage, here’s an ad for Garage Beer and Liquid Death starring Jason Kelce.

    Not as good as the Newcastle Brown Ale Not-A-Super-Bowl-ad with Anna Kendrick. Kelce doesn’t have Kendrick’s rack. Or vocal range.

  27. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 6:24 pm

    5)Saw that situation on Lake Powell is getting dire, getting close to minimum power pool, and even worse, the dead pool line is not that far behind. The latter is where the Lake Level drops below the ability for Glen Canyon Dam to discharge water. I got curious if the Columbia River could face this. For the most part, the fact that most dams downriver of Grand Coulee are Run of the River, helps.

  28. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 6:31 pm

    A reminder that acetaminophen would never have been approved by any FDA panel of the last quarter-century.

    Scientists Warn of a Nearly 400% Increase in Toxic Liver Injuries – One Common Drug Leads the List

    Suck it up. It can’t hurt that much.

  29. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 7:30 pm

    Not in the first 7-plus months, anyway.

    Steve 🇺🇸
    RINO Removal Project
    @SteveLovesAmmo

    2021: Riots
    2022: Riots
    2023: Riots
    2024: Riots
    2025: Riots

    2026: SPLC indicted, Act Blue under investigation, USAID defunded — no riots.

    7:29 AM · Aug 21, 2026

    I’m betting on the first Wednesday in November is when the Democrat Despair Riot will be held. Unless Sotomayor dies before then.

  30. Bibi spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 7:40 pm

    Ukraine does not need to be in NATO.

    If Israel wants war with Iran, then it’s on them: we aren’t going to participate

    Yes, and thank you. Thank you for saying that we can do whatever we want but Ukraine can’t do what they want.

  31. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 8:50 pm

    @30 – Ukraine can do whatever it wants, but whatever those actions are, the US does NOT need to be involved. If Ukraine wants to take on Russia, then it’s on them.

    If Israel wants to take on Iran, then it’s on Israel.

    And if Israel is stupid enough to attempt to take on the Turks, they will be obliterated. It’s still “on Israel,,” not the US.

    Israel can do whatever it wants, but the US does not have to participate.

  32. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:33 pm

    @26 “Kendrick’s rack”

    Wherein the dumbfuck troll reminds us that he views women as sexual objects.

  33. Wake up and smell the damn coffee, idiot! spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:34 pm

    30

    The problem with people like you is you’re not smart enough to realize we are bankrupt. We have an empire we cannot afford, and we’re still looking for trouble overseas.

    We have enough problems here at how without going to look for foreign gremlins to conquer. We’re done.

  34. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:36 pm

    @29 Meanwhile, from the Correlation-Is-Causation section of the GOP Intellectual Services Department, this gem spews forth.

  35. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:39 pm

    @31 If Ukraine wants to take on Russia, then it’s on them.

    You’ve forgotten who attacked whom.

  36. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 10:43 pm

    Friday night surprise:

    The U.S. Postal Service has issued a “final order” to restrict mail-in voting, carrying out President Donald Trump’s executive order about two months ahead of the November midterm elections. In its rule, the agency said it would deliver mail ballots only in states that provide voter information to the Trump administration.

    https://www.ms.now/news/postal-service-order-mail-in-voting-trump-election

    The fact two injunctions are already in place against this “rule” tells you something about what its chances of implementation are. More states will be in court Monday morning.

    By the way, if the USPS carries out this threat, nobody in Washington State will get to vote in the November elections.

  37. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 11:06 pm

    @35 –

    “You’ve forgotten who attacked whom.”

    And you’ve forgotten who promised they’d never expand NATO one inch beyond the eastern border of reunited Germany in 1990.

  38. The Midterms spews:

    Saturday, 8/22/26 at 11:23 pm

    Other fun stories not really making the big time.

    Indiana has had Pedophile Party Governors for 20 years. Currently a massive Pedophile Party supermajority in both state houses. Pedophile control of the Senate since the 80s House control since 2011.

    In the last session approval of data centers and power company rate increases were good.

    Now Gary is without power for going on three weeks while the data centers keep churning.

    It’s getting lots of play in state.

    Indiana produces 296m pounds of beef mostly for domestic consumption. Also used to export $13B of goods to Canada.

    November is coming.

  39. Donnie spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 4:46 am

    ** Security provided by the same 2024 team that protected Donald Trump in Butler, PA.

    Yes, that well orchestrated staged event was the best and
    Deee most beautiful!

  40. Vlad spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 4:50 am

    Ukraine can do whatever it wants, but whatever those actions are, the US does NOT need to be involved. If Ukraine wants to take on Russia, then it’s on them

    Yes, Ukraine wants to join NATO. But thank You for Your Support.

  41. Fonnie spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 4:59 am

    The problem with people like you is you’re not smart enough to realize we are bankrupt. We have an empire we cannot afford, and we’re still looking for trouble overseas.

    We have enough problems here at how without going to look for foreign gremlins to conquer. We’re done.

    No. we are led by a party that wants to bankrupt the nation and world for their fascist world. We can afford it- we have new ballroom, new helipad, new and more billionaires, new Arch, New beautiful scummy pond, and more oil companies with greater profits, new wall, Country falling apart. Me richer and you less rich. So fuck you.

  42. Donnie 🦅 spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 5:06 am

    We will control you. Sit down and shut the fuck up. You can’t do whatever you want.

    🦅 🦅

  43. 🖕🏻 spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 5:15 am

    Did someone say riots. Was it the dumbfuck who said it?

    https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/08/22/right-wing-influencer-jake-lang-arrested-in-minneapolis-for-suspicion-of-rioting

  44. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 7:05 am

    Later today YLB will need to be away for a couple of hours.

    Kamel Amin Thaabet
    @K_AminThaabet

    “Israel is murdering children!!!! Now excuse me, I have to go to the rally for Lindsay Clancy.”

    9:59 AM · Aug 21, 2026

  45. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 7:09 am

    @ 43

    influencer-jake-lang-arrested-in-minneapolis-for-suspicion-of-rioting

    7 guys? That’s not a riot. That’s a refereed game of 3-on-3.

    [Alternative: 7 guys? That’s not a riot. That’s the line in the greasy alley outside the bar waiting their turn to do G-clown on your average Saturday night.]

  46. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 7:27 am

    Libbies hoping that gas prices help Democrats in November would do well to peruse the AAA site to view gas prices in relevant states.

    Washington’s $5.09 and California’s $5.61 really don’t matter in Texas ($3.65) or NC ($3.72), or even Maine ($4.10).

    Summer driving season ends in a couple of weeks. The election isn’t for another two months after that.

    And a lot can happen in only two months. Look what’s happened in just the last two weeks:

    Iran appears to be losing its grip on the Strait of Hormuz while traffic through the critical waterway has exploded by nearly 400% over the last two weeks — as ships increasingly use a US-backed corridor to cross.

    Nearly 200 ships navigated the strait last week, up from 150 the previous week and just 40 two weeks earlier, according to data from the UK Maritime Trade Operations Center.

    Add to that increased production from the US, from Venezuela, and a second N-S pipeline in UAE, plus expanded pipeline transit in Saudi Arabia. This is why the price spike in March was brief.

  47. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 7:34 am

    Black woman abandons “the African” to support the white guy.

    Political Polls
    @PpollingNumbers

    🔴 Dem State Rep. Karen Whitsett crosses party lines, joining Mike Rogers at a “Democrats for Rogers” event in Detroit.

    1:38 PM · Aug 20, 2026

    It’s almost as if communism wouldn’t be good for black folks.

  48. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 8:26 am

    326 days and no whining.

    Home at last: USS Gerald R. Ford returns after record-setting deployment

    Read more at: https://www.stripes.com/branches/navy/2026-05-16/ford-carrier-strike-group-homecoming-21680687.html
    Source – Stars and Stripes

    Of course, in May there was no impending election to attempt to influence.

  49. G spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 8:37 am

    7 guys? That’s not a riot. That’s a refereed game of 3-on-3

    Yeah, an instigator and/or terrorist. Go fuck yoursel you fucking NAZI.

    What’s wrong you got a problem with free speech? Freedoms? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.

  50. The Midterms spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 9:24 am

    Sen. Tim Scott, chair of NRSC, showing again he knows they can’t run on Economy, National Security, International Affairs, kitchen table issues or improving voters’ lives.

    (Meet the Press’ Welker) Collins says Trump’s Canada tariffs will increase costs on families. Is she right?

    SCOTT: Let’s look back at Biden–

    Welker: Wait. Trump has been in office for two years. Inflation was at 3% when Biden left office. It’s at 3.4% right now.

    S: Joe Biden …

    W: The Biden administration is over!

  51. Solid Post spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 10:21 am

    @46

    With September forecast to be similar hot weather to August the plan to artificially drop the price by starting winter blend early will cause the Butane in winter to evaporate. This probably won’t result in a noticeable drop in has mileage but it probably will result in engine damage of the closed fuel systems in modern cars.

    Also, one would do well to look at AAA gas prices before posting something stupid about red states where the Grand Old
    Pedos are going to lose Senate seats.

    Texas, +$0.90 from one year ago
    North Carolina, +$0.78 from one year ago
    Maine, +0.98 from one year ago

  52. Cool Story Bro spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 10:22 am

    @47

    Shorter

    Carrier group that didn’t have their logistical base blown up by Itan and so had food had an easier deployment.

  53. Typo police spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 10:30 am

    Iran

  54. F’em spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 10:54 am

    F’em

    https://www.notus.org/trump-white-house/ranchers-republicans-blast-president-trump-beef-import

  55. Nixon Freed the Slaves spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 12:02 pm

    @47

    Whomp whomp.

    2026 she announced that she would be retiring from the House for the next term and leaving the Democratic Party. She was an unsuccessful candidate for Detroit City Council in 2025.

  56. F’em Too spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 12:55 pm

    Fuck’em too. Dumb bastards.

    https://www.npr.org/2026/08/23/nx-s1-5942292/thousands-in-northwest-indiana-still-without-power-nearly-two-weeks-after-storm?unified=true&renderPlatform=nprone_ios

    Thoughts and Prayers that the fuck themselves.

  57. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 2:59 pm

    @45 How about 1,500 people breaching barriers, smashing windows, beating police, and threatening to kill the building occupants? Is that a riot?

  58. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 3:04 pm

    @47 Think you’re onto a groundswell of Democratic defections from “the African,” huh? Let’s see:

    Karen Whitsett (born November 8, 1967) is an American politician serving as a member of the Michigan House of Representatives since 2019, currently representing the 4th district. A former member of the Democratic Party, Whitsett is often considered one of the more conservative Democrats in the House. In January 2025, Whitsett announced that she would not attend House Democrat caucus meetings, and in 2026 she announced that she would be retiring from the House for the next term and leaving the Democratic Party.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Whitsett (footnotes omitted)

    This looks like a tidal wave of one water drop to me.

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 3:11 pm

    @48 The dumbfuck troll joins the Orange Draft Dodger in belittling service members who’ve been working 12 to 16 hour days in sweltering heat without showers, adequate food, flushing toilets, or contact with their loved ones back home.

    What was your military service, troll? Did you volunteer like I did? Or is your freedom to disparage those who serve freeloading on the millions who came before them who put up with lousy food, no showers, sweltering heat and freezing cold, torrential rains and baking sun, getting shot at and sometimes dying, so you can do what you do?

    A little gratitude would be nice, especially if you’re not one of us.

  60. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 3:14 pm

    @50 So instead they’re going to run on a platform emphasizing that fewer than 10 transgender athletes in college sports constitutes a national crisis.

  61. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 3:36 pm

    @48 326 days and no whining.

    USS Gerald Ford
    Days at sea: 326
    Port calls: 12

    USS Abraham Lincoln
    Days at sea: 295 and counting
    Port calls: 0

    “The USS Abraham Lincoln has been the longest aircraft carrier without a port call in modern history over 250 days,” Rep. Sara Jacobs, D-Calif., said.

    https://www.king5.com/article/news/nation-world/aircraft-carrier-uss-abraham-lincoln-returns-san-diego-crew-conditions-investigation/507-0f7a2ec9-785d-461e-b9ba-e1cd1196c978

  62. Delusions of Dumfuckery spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 3:51 pm

    Iran appears to be losing its grip on the Strait of Hormuz while traffic through the critical waterway has exploded by nearly 400% over the last two weeks — as ships increasingly use a US-backed corridor to cross.

    Nearly 200 ships navigated the strait last week, up from 150 the previous week and just 40 two weeks earlier, according to data from the UK Maritime Trade Operations Center.

    When you see people making big sweeping claims here, these are dumb people. Note the report says SHIPS not TANKERS but let’s pretend it’s all OIL SHIPS

    Pre-war 900-1000 OIL TANKERS navigated through the straight in a WEEK. Dumbfucks who don’t understand math and pass of propaganda are excited about administration claims of 350 ships in TWO WEEKS. Other sources say 279 ( https://hormuz.data-tracking.net/ ) in that period.

    Also almost every single ship is Iran or Oman flagged so the effect on world markets is negligible and US none. The notion that this signifies a “losing their grip” is detached from reality.

    And finally, that 400% increase represents a move from roughly EIGHT ships a day to TWENTY FIVE ships a day.

    Go back and read Dumbfuck’s post again and see how excited he is that 17% of the pre war tanker traffic is back on over the last two weeks.

    BRING ME A PLATTER OF THE FINEST MEATS AND CHEESES AND THREE BOTTLES OF REMY MARTIN LOUIS XIV FOR WE ARE CELEBRATING THE GREATNESS OF THE LEADER!

    ALL HAIL DEAR KEADER. THE LEADER IS AWESOME. THE LEADER IS LEADING US TO PROSPERITY.

  63. Donnie Killed off 250 Years of a Nation spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 6:02 pm

    Quite a weekend for the Most powerful man Nation in the world.

    Canada told the United States to Fuck off on tariffs.

    China told the United States to fuck off on Iran sanctions.

    North Korea broke contact with the United States and according to Ukrainian news sent 400 drone operators and 8000 troops to Russia to aid in that war.

    UAE, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey, Jordan, Pakistan and Indonesia tore up Jared Kushner’s “Abraham Accords” which Donnie touted as his lasting peace in the Middle East and the crowning achievement of his first term, condemning Israeli genocide in Gaza and demanding a return to pre 1967 borders including East Jerusalem.

    Iran and Iraq signed a cooperation agreement.

    Rupert Murdoch’s Wall Street Journal, noted communist agitators, editorialized that the depletion of American Weapons stockpiles, the all the above and the irrational actions of the President tell the world that America is no longer able to keep World Order.

  64. Everyone Watches Women’s Sports. spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 6:49 pm

    So Enis Kanter just wandered onto the floor to get into a shouting match with Natasha Cloud during the Sky/Fever game likely saving himself the embarrassment of not getting ‘drafted’ by earning a lifetime ban from WNBA arenas.

  65. Skeet of the Day spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 9:38 pm

    @64

    Sports Blogger Matt Brown

    damn, thats the biggest dildo they’ve had to get rid of at a WNBA game yet!

  66. ACAB spews:

    Sunday, 8/23/26 at 10:33 pm

    Sean Grayson, the motherfucker who ordered Sonya Massey to take the pot of water off the stove and then shot her three times for holding a pot of water that threatened him is dead.

    Colon cancer. Applied for ‘compassionate release’ to die at home with family. Corrections board said….ew. No.

  67. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 8:10 am

    She forgot Winning.

    Alice Smith
    @TheAliceSmith

    Things that are now rightwing:

    Investigative journalism
    Academic rigour
    Scientific dissent
    Nature
    Facts
    Biology
    Politeness
    Punctuality
    Normality
    Free speech
    Individual rights
    Rationality
    Objectivity
    Self-reliance
    Emotional restraint
    Delayed gratification

    11:57 AM · Aug 15, 2026

  68. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 8:14 am

    @ 64

    … earning a lifetime ban from WNBA arenas.

    No one treats a woman more viciously than another woman.

    At least now it’s evident how silly you all were to go along with the “Lia Thomas is a woman because he says he is.” crap.

  69. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 8:16 am

    @ 63

    Canada told the United States to Fuck off on tariffs.

    And then saw the loonie fall even further versus the USD.

    Still betting heavily on the Monty Python knight despite the amputation of his arms, I see.

  70. Lie about Options Trades spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 9:00 am

    @69

    Whatever will they do. Falling 3/10ths of a discontinued Canadian penny.

    When fans go to Toronto next weekend to see the Mariners they saved sixty cents a night on their $200C hotel. Gonna get the extra LARGE poutine with that.

    If there is a shit take to be had, dumbfuck will have it.

  71. The Midterms spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 9:32 am

    Whaddya think the share of women voters will be? 31%? 29%?

    JD Vance: “The Second Lady said, ‘Well, you can have one of two things. You can be VP, or you can have a fourth child.’ Ladies and gentlemen, I must be pretty persuasive, because I got both.”

    Ladies…Ew. You’re gross.

  72. Liberal Media spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 10:06 am

    So let me see if I’ve got this. You’re ordered hospitals to perform surgery against patients’ will?

    Trump on transgender kids: “In fact, hospitals now are doing reverse surgery, at my order”

    No we know he’s a senile old waste of skin and none of that is happening but there are people in the room so wrapped in the cult they believe it and there is ZERO media asking every single elected republican if they support forced gender assignment surgery on kids.

    Becuase.

    “Is there a place for DSA in the Democratic party” gets asked but “Is there a place for open racists like Tuberville and Ogles in the Republican Party,”

  73. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 10:41 am

    @72 – The mental deterioration of Biden and Trump indicate it’s time to establish an age limit for President, Vice-President, the House and Senate AND the Supreme Court.

    I suggest age 75, then out-old-office and government forever.

  74. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 10:46 am

    @ 73

    … it’s time to establish an age limit for President, Vice-President, the House and Senate AND the Supreme Court.

    Do we do that in the same executive order that we pack the Supreme Court and go straight popular vote/IRV in all elections at all levels of government, or might it be a bit more complicated than that?

  75. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 11:11 am

    @ 72

    You’re ordered hospitals to perform surgery against patients’ will?

    No, against the surgeons’ will if they’re only interested in cutting off breasts for money. Now if they want federal money they’ll have to put them back, too, when asked.

  76. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 11:13 am

    @ 70

    Whatever will they do. Falling 3/10ths of a discontinued Canadian penny.

    I see that Roger Rabbit has taught you everything you know about international currency markets.

  77. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 12:06 pm

    Those rich people, tsk tsk, think they can do whatever they want to.

    https://thehill.com/newsletters/keeping-score/6046806-san-francisco-49ers-owner-arrested-in-ohio/

  78. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 12:10 pm

    @73 If you’re going to categorically exclude 75+ from public service, you might as well categorically exclude Republicans, too, who are even more inimical to public welfare.

  79. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 12:14 pm

    @76 Which is more than you know about Canadians when Trump tries to tell them, “You’ll only trade with who I say you can.”

    In Ottowa and the provinces, Trump’s threats aren’t a trade issue, they’re a sovereignty issue.

    And their response was a great big, and well deserved, “Fuck off.”

  80. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 12:42 pm

    Bessent is trying to tape a bandaid on ballooning deficits. It isn’t working. Even the dumbfuck troll shouldn’t be surprised.

  81. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 12:44 pm

    The U.S. trying to support Japan’s currency is like two one-legged guys trying to walk by holding onto each other. That isn’t working very well, either. And the dumbfuck troll shouldn’t be surprised.

  82. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 12:47 pm

    The best thing Republicans have going for them is most Americans don’t know anything about this stuff.

    But they’ll know who was in office when the economy, dollar, and stock market came crashing down.

  83. Fox Business spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 1:04 pm

    @76

    So riddle me this fake financial investor,

    IF you know so much about foreign currency exchange and Canada’s ability to trade with not US Nations, why did they not come crawling along begging for mercy when the first round of Tariffs had CDA even lower against the USD than now?

    Maybe, just maybe, small fluctuations that occur on a daily/weekly/yearly basis are much less significant that you seem to believe.

    Maybe, just maybe the growth in value of Canadian exports from the trade deals Canada made with other nations and the rising Canadian GDP makes fluctuations in their currency much much much less significant than you assume.

    But what do I know? I don’t brag about fake options profits on the internet.

  84. ACAB spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 1:25 pm

    Police “We need those cameras TO KEEP OUR CHILDREN SAFE!”

    The Albany Police Department made a Facebook post on August 18 and requested “the public’s assistance with identifying” a suspect in a photo taken from surveillance camera.

    Police described the man’s crime as:

    “An individual dropped $30.00 on the ground while shopping. This individual picked up the money and did not turn it in to the employees.”

  85. Tom Ripley spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 2:06 pm

    This would be quite an accomplishment for the President if there were even the tinniest glimmer of truth in it.

    Linda McMahon: “After the Biden administration allowed schools to secretly transition students without parents’ knowledge, President Trump is defending parental rights like never before”

  86. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 2:55 pm

    @78 – Given the current climate in politics and government in America, that wouldn’t be such a bad idea.

  87. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 3:55 pm

    78)Ironically there is a nation that Trump wants to run, that has an age limit for judges and senators, Canada. Well the Senate is appointed by the Governor General(on advice from the PM), and two parties had competing ideas on fixing that. Conservatives wanted elections and a fixed term, which requires 7 provinces representing 50% to ratify. NDP called it antiquated and pushed for abolition. Which for many reasons isn’t going anywhere, like tgey may never have a majority in the House, too rigid on the Senate(they don’t recognize any Senator who affiliated with them), and it runs into an even harder hurdle on amending Canada’s Constitution, all 10 have to agree.

  88. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/24/26 at 10:03 pm

    Police aren’t always there to help you.

    Sedro-Woolley police have uncovered a multistate scam worth more than $1 million that stretches from the Pacific Northwest to South Florida, leading to the arrest of three men, including a police detective from the Miami area.

    https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/elderly-sedro-woolley-woman-scammed-out-of-1m-miami-area-detective-among-3-arrested/281-080babb7-a107-4f8f-a358-209ba94f9f2d

  89. But But But FRAUD spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 6:19 am

    If you want you can go on the YouTub and see a bad attorney for failed candidate Bianco in the seized ballot case arguing the statute on election law stating, “in no event shall ballots be moved” permitted the Sheriff to order armed goons to the county registrars office and leave with more than 6000 physical ballots.

    CA Supreme Court appears to be not having it.

  90. Run-on sentence. spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 6:27 am

    89

    Run-on sentence.

  91. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 7:09 am

    Look at the good things that can happen when USAID is slashed to the bone:

    New UNICEF-Led Data Undermines Claims of Gaza Famine

    The report, titled “Gaza Nutrition SMART Survey Result,” revealed a stark reversal from the declarations made almost exactly a year ago that a dire famine was ravaging the war-torn territory.

    “Wasting,” the report said, using a term for extreme thinness, “is low across all domains, suggesting no widespread acute malnutrition at population level.”

    At the rate of 0.5 percent, Gaza has one of the lowest rates of acute child malnutrition in the region, according to an analysis by The Free Press of data from the World Bank and the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification (IPC), a UN–affiliated hunger-monitoring system. The researchers also concluded that about 12 percent of children in Gaza had stunting, or impaired growth and development that is the result of poor nutrition. That is less than half of the region’s 26 percent stunting rate, according to the latest report on child malnutrition by UNICEF, the World Health Organization, and the World Bank.

    “I thought it would be much higher, to be honest,” said Elena Naumova, a Tufts University professor of nutrition epidemiology and data science, about the stunting rate in Gaza.

    The UNICEF-led team’s presentation also revealed that Gaza now faces a new challenge: obesity and excess weight, which affect a combined 4 percent of children under the age of 5.

    Maybe those fat Palestinian kids need to do some rock-throwing exercises to lose weight, amirite?

  92. Captain Obvious spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 7:20 am

    @91 – Yes, you’re right…very, very right!

  93. Lee Tolstoy spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 10:49 am

    @90

    Nope. Just a whole lot of dependent clauses.

    Some of us can think, speak, and write above a fifth grade level.

  94. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 11:48 am

    DONNIE TRUMP: If I can’t have my name on it, I’ll tear it down!

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-administration-says-might-demolish-kennedy-center-court-blocks-r-rcna594350

  95. Bernie spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 12:08 pm

    It’s a Ponzi scheme

  96. Bernie spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 12:10 pm

    @94

    He wants to rip the economy apart too so only the rich can survive

  97. Neanderthal Love spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 1:36 pm

    The heterosexual Neanderthal Virus is alive and well.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colorado-husband-arrested-claimed-wife-cut-own-throat-rcna593536

  98. Neanderthal Love spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 1:39 pm

    Alive and well.

    https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/minnesota-man-killed-his-wife-and-child-at-daycare-after-killing-another-relative-police-say

    Sophie, help me, you failed to protect me.

  99. Neanderthal Love spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 1:42 pm

    Sophie, help, help us. We are just kids living with a Neanderthal of your kind.

    https://www.courthousenews.com/officials-say-man-killed-wife-and-6-kids-then-himself-before-all-were-found-in-michigan-home-fire/

  100. Sophie Love spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 1:47 pm

    And they call it Puppy Loveeeee.

    https://www.qchron.com/editions/central/man-kills-wife-and-self-in-astoria-horror/article_51719dda-a9ec-57b0-8cad-870c3f2fd3e4.html

    Sophie. You got nothing better to do with your life. You have a husband yet?

  101. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 8/25/26 at 1:49 pm

    Here’s the bar complaint against Jeanine Pirro. Read and enjoy!

    https://tinyurl.com/f9mc2jzc

    I hope she gets disbarred. Lawyers and courts are the last line of defense against abuses of bar; and when a lawyer aids, abets, and furthers abuse of power, there should be ethical accountability.

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