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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/28/26, 9:37 pm

LegalEagle: John Oliver is a lawsuit gremlin (and I love it!)

Vox: Is the food at the farmers market safer?

Shenanigans of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • MockPolitrick: ♫ Трамп’s Tariff Tantrum ♬
  • Christopher Titus: (Трамп) He LOVES You??
  • Paula Poundstone: Lake America, Dotard?
  • Chris Hayes: Governing from a land of make believe…Трамп’s belief he can control reality
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The best viral political memes on the Internet
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Dotard, the Farting President ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Even your crowd boos you, Dotard
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ The Sun Has Been Renamed America ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s Lake America stunt backfires
  • Unsourced News: Трамп blames Canada
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Future generations may laugh at Трамп’s madness. But first, we will have to survive it.
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are absolutely unstoppable
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп learns the hard way, ‘incompetence has consequences’
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s Now Called Lake America ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Has Just One Request ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s fat-shaming history comes back to haunt him
  • Paula Poundstone: Just do the job, Dotard
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The craziest political memes
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Iran war HUMILIATION—The armada of excuses ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Rosie O’Donnell stuffs White House turkey ♬
  • Jelly Roll on Трамп calling people fat, and hosting IndyCar race
  • JoJoFromJerz: Great Lakes distraction? Don’t take Трамп’s bait:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: The Internet’s favorite political memes
  • Christopher Titus: No one’s seen anything like it!
  • Paula Poundstone: You tore up D.C. for this, Dotard
  • The God Show: Трамп PANICS as Canada targets RED STATES
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America
  • Ali Velshi: A flailing and terrified Трамп continues attacks on voting as thousands join March on Washington
  • JoJoFromJerz: Where is Трамп’s mystery meat ACTUALLY coming from?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ America is GREAT Again! (Due to Трамп) ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Wildest political memes
  • Paula Poundstone: Dolly said no to you twice, Dotard
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ From the Kids’ Picture book “All About Трамп” ♬

Robert Reich: THIS is why your electricity bill is so high

Sycophants, Shysters, Sickos, and Snowflakes :

  • Paula Poundstone: They all lie for you, Dotard
  • Jen Psaki: Massive scandal ROCKS Florida politics with major national implications
  • Get High, Watch This: Melania Трамп vs Natalie Harp in an epic battle…
  • LegalEagle: Truth Social is now an illegal insider trading platform
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Crazy Human Printer ♬:

  • Caitlin Speaks: The Natalie Harp rabbit hole is WILD
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—The Wizard of OZ
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Natalie Harp is Ivanka 2.0 ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that are taking social media by storm
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Thank You for the Bullsh!t (Karoline Leavitt) ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Sean Duffy turned the Department of Transportation into reality TV
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Unworthy Of Your Love (the Natalie Harp song) ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ballad of Pentagon Pete ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Who exactly is Natalie Harp anyway?
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s bizarre relationship with Natalie Harp roasted

Matthew Cooke: Lazy people don’t deserve healthcare!?!

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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99 Stoopid Comments

Comments

  1. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/28/26 at 9:59 pm

    Truth Social as illegal insider training? Probably time to update and codify limits and expectations on profiting from office. Goes for Congressmembers and Senators of both parties.

  2. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Friday, 8/28/26 at 10:01 pm

    @1 – Term limits.

  3. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Friday, 8/28/26 at 10:07 pm

    Seems like the AIM-424 will be an AWACS killer. About time the US gets one, China has been working on one.for awhile. This one will have a range of at least 200 miles, and there is talk of a 1000 mile range air to air missile. With all these long range missiles, hope they don’t drop the gun again. Every time they say air to air combat is dead, the opposition never gets the memo.

    https://www.twz.com/air/aim-424-malice-very-long-range-air-to-air-missile-emerges-from-the-shadows

  4. Ka$h spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 4:24 am

    Nothing can possibly go wrong.

    The FBI previously refused to hire job applicants if they admitted to hiring sex workers or stealing from an employer — or engaging in acts of bestiality.

    Today, those acts, which are mostly illegal across the country, are no longer automatic deal breakers for applicants to the nation’s top law enforcement agency.

  5. 8PPG spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 5:30 am

    The time of year is upon us when WNBA teams take to their Instagrams to tout their players and the awards they’ll hope they win. Like Aces A’Ja Wilson MVP, Dream Angel Reese, Defensive POY.

    Fever put up a post for Sophie Cunningham, 6th Player of the Year.

    Commenters and fans were quick to make that ‘January 6th Player of the Year.’

  6. China spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 6:51 am

    Your country falling apart.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/27/trump-iran-war-navy-budget

    China no.

  7. Greatest Nation on God’s Green Earth spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 8:31 am

    China is selling record numbers of EVs, 70% of the world market. So many that domestic Petrol suppliers are replacing urban filling stations with BYD’s rapid charging islands.

    Buc-Cees is giving press statement about building more 50 pump with clean bathrooms mega gas in ‘conservative states.

    China is rapidly building renewable energy production and modernizing the grid to meet the EV demand.

    The USA is charging residential customers a small fortune to build more natural gas for billionaire’s data center projects.

    American Newsertainment, “the greatest threat to America is a blogger you’ve never heard of until now named Hasan”

    We’re a broken society

  8. China spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 9:49 am

    We’re a broken society

    And the world knows it.

  9. It’s a repetitive process. spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 9:54 am

    6, 7, 8:

    Therein lies the problem with republics: excessive and reckless spending dooms them to failure. Authoritarian tyranny always follows.

  10. Explosive Diarrhea spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 9:55 am

    We got through decades of low measles rates and extremely rare food contamination outbreaks and then something happened.

    RFK Jr. blames the media.

    In 10 years, there have been 3 measles deaths in America. There are now about 1.2 million deaths every year from food-induced illness. The media and certain demagogic politicians are constantly trying to scare us about infectious disease.”

    He also called them ‘so called measles deaths’ because when a person is old and catches measles it was the old that killed them.

  11. Well at least he didn’t Seig Heil the crowd spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 11:05 am

    Media to Democrats:

    HEY! Why are you and your campaign not distancing yourself from that Anti Semite who’s posting history is filled with racist and violent rhetoric?

    Media to Republicans:

    It’s just campaign money.

    Tech billionaire Elon Musk is jumping into the midterms with a huge investment in a plan to boost Republican voter turnout

  12. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 11:06 am

    A quote from Colonel Macgregor (appearing on Deep Dive):

    “Both parties are captives of the same lobby.”

    Any guess as to who that lobby is?

  13. Protect and Serve spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 11:28 am

    This is just Monday through Thursday of THIS WEEK.

    Arrests
    Knoxville TN, Officer Nagamoto, sexual desecration of a corpse

    Ford County (KS) Deputy Sheriff Jacobs, sexual assault, 15 year old male.

    Baltimore, BPD officer Oxendine, rape of a domestic violence victim he was driving home from giving her statement

    Liberty County, TX livestock enforcement employee Winkler, possession of child porn.

    Hannover, NC Deputy Sheriff, rape and sexual assault

    Springfield CO PD officer Martin, arrested in Florida, soliciting a minor for prostitution.

    Brooksville (FL) PD Officer (ret) sexual battery of a minor.

    Not a trans person in the batch

  14. If we just keep them from SEEING we bombed out the whole thing spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:27 pm

    The world knowing is Anti-Semitic.

    A photograph of Palestinian footballers playing on a makeshift pitch surrounded by the ruins of Gaza has been removed from a major sports photography exhibition in France following complaints from pro-Israel campaigners.

    The image, taken by Palestinian Associated Press photojournalist Jehad Alshrafi, had been displayed on the port esplanade as part of the second Deauville Sport Images Festival in Normandy.

    It showed players from Gaza Sports Club and Al-Ahly Club competing on a newly constructed football field surrounded by buildings destroyed during Israeli ground and air operations

  15. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:28 pm

    This is the kind of juvenile trolling you expect from a seventh-grader, not a President of the United States.

    https://www.aol.com/articles/trump-shares-chart-ranking-himself-172501000.html

    Our national leader has the mind of a 12-year-old. Thanks for nothing, Republican voters. You deserve him more than we do.

  16. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:30 pm

    @2 Term limits don’t solve a problem like Trump or MAGA voters. However, term limits for SCOTUS seems like a good idea. At least there’d be a time limit on how long we have to live with a greedy and corrupt justice.

  17. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:33 pm

    @ 16

    However, term limits for SCOTUS seems like a good idea.

    Aw, don’t fret, Cupcake. You’ll be long dead by the time President J.D. Vance appoints the replacement associate justices for Sotomayor and Kagan.

    An 8-1 conservative majority seems fair punishment for the shit liberals have pulled in the last 18 years.

  18. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:37 pm

    @ 7

    China is selling record numbers of EVs, 70% of the world market.

    And unable to pass US passenger vehicle safety regulations.

    China pushes the EV version of the Yugo.

  19. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:37 pm

    @11 Is he going to offer fake $1 million checks to his surrogates again?

  20. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:38 pm

    @12 That’s rapidly changing in the case of one of those parties.

  21. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:41 pm

    @17 The only way you’ll keep your SCOTUS majority is if Thomas and Alito retire before Jan. 3 and they show no inclination of doing so. They won’t live forever and their replacements will have a lot of cleanup and repair work to do, as U.S. law now resembles a certain valley in Nepal.

  22. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:42 pm

    @ 10

    He also called them ‘so called measles deaths’ because when a person is old and catches measles it was the old that killed them.

    He called them “so-called measles deaths” because when a dude was killed on his motorcycle during the Wuhan shutdown era and while letting him die a quick-test for COVID-19 was run and came up positive, his death was attributed to COVID-19 rather than tomassive vehicle trauma.

    He called them “so-called measles deaths” because the county coroner is unaware of deaths due to the measles virus during the period in question Shapiro is citing.

    He called them “so-called measles deaths” because no one believes blue state government officials anymore. Been there, done that.

  23. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:45 pm

    @ 12

    Any guess as to who that lobby is?

    NFL.

  24. Calvin Coolidge spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:48 pm

    @18

    It’s cute how you think THAT’S why.

    Polaris passed but was deemed to have too much Chinese ownership so they’re gone after this model year.

  25. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:49 pm

    @ 14

    It showed players from Gaza Sports Club and Al-Ahly Club competing on a newly constructed football field surrounded by buildings destroyed during Israeli ground and air operations

    Hey, not everything claimed as imported construction materials can be turned into a rocket by Gazans.

  26. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 1:56 pm

    @ 24

    Polaris passed but was deemed to have too much Chinese ownership so they’re gone after this model year.

    Since I owned a Polaris 600 for a few years before selling it because I never used it I was perplexed about what you wrote. Electric ATVs are silly but Polaris still sells them.

    And then I realized you must have meant Polestar.

    Polaris is owned by Bombardier, the same company that formerly produced Evinrude OB motors (I have a boat with an Evinrude E-TEC 150).

    Polestar is essentially a Volvo product, ownership aside. Although Polestars won’t be sold in the US anymore, the ones out there can be serviced at Volvo dealers. Volvo was once Swedish. Polestar’s roots are Swedish.

  27. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 2:14 pm

    In this week’s DL thread HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool hung a Darwin award around the neck of a Pennsylvanian dead due (purportedly) to measles.

    That Pennsylvanian turned out to be a newborn who died of a splenic rupture received during passage through his mother’s birth canal. He apparently tested positive for measles. Had he lived his first vaccination would not have been for weeks.

    Darwin is vicious. Roger Rabbit is an ignorant moron.

  28. Boxcheck Momala spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 2:55 pm

    Why, Josh, why?

    Shapiro’s Jewishness makes him stand out from the other prospective Democrat candidates for the DNC presidential nomination.

    Shapiro’s stupidity and dishonesty puts him smack dab in the middle of the group.

    The measles thing was an own goal. I’m glad Josh was not my running mate in 2024. In 2028 I promise not to be his.

  29. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 4:21 pm

    Right now on Metro’s Chaos Weekend aka Fall Shakeup/Service Change, so far looking good, although some got a problem with Rt372 being eliminated, the frequent route that connected the two UW campuses. Also, no bus service on I-90 west of Mercer Island, as 554 and 550 have been eliminated with 2 Line opening. The new 215 Mercer Island-Issaquah with limited service continuing to North Bend.

  30. Cal spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 5:50 pm

    @26

    Yep Polestar, my bad. But your info is out of date.

    The simplest answer? Polestar is listed on the NASDAQ (ticker symbol: PSNY), but the real control sits firmly with Geely, the Chinese automotive group headed by billionaire Li Shufu. Volvo Cars—once Polestar’s closest relative—has stepped back, trimming its shareholding to a minority stake.

    It was Volvo’s divestiture that triggered US Regulators to recommend the ban.

    Biden put the rules in place as a National Security risk and Slotkin/Morena bill would codify it.

  31. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 6:00 pm

    @ 30

    It was Volvo’s divestiture that triggered US Regulators to recommend the ban.

    No argument there. My point is that Polestar isn’t some China-sourced heap of cobalt and aluminum destined to die in an EV graveyard in 3 years, like all the rest of the Chinese crap. It’s Swedish technology, which just happens to now be majority-owned by a Chinese firm.

    So yes, you can crow that you are correct as long as we agree that by “Chinese-made” you really mean “Swedish-made by a Chinese-owned company”.

  32. Cool Story Bro spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 6:13 pm

    @37

    When a Republican hack is elected county coroner.

    It is still unclear whether measles played a role in the infant’s death. An infection can cause the spleen to enlarge — which raises the risk of rupture — but that could be difficult to detect in an autopsy after a rupture has occurred.

    Diamantoni, a Republican who has held the elected position since 2008, said he did not find evidence that the infant’s spleen was enlarged.

    A thing , spleen rupture of infant during birth, that AAP, AMA and NIH characterize as ‘so infrequent it rarely appears in case literature’ happened here. Because it CAN’T be an enlarged spleen from Measles because that would embarrass Republicans.

    Here we see the origins of another GOP lie.

  33. Vicious Troll spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 6:48 pm

    Abdul El Sayed spent part of today apologizing to Jews.

    Tomorrow he’s booked on a junket to apologize to women who look like “JD Vance’s Hindu wife”. Of whom YLB is not fond.

    Michigan’s Senate race is not going well for libbies.

  34. The Pain, Spleen Edition spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 7:23 pm

    Stolen Valor!

    Cleanup Stolen Valor on Aisle January 6!

    Michigan Senate candidate Mike Rogers says he saw Bin Laden’s body with his ‘own eyes’. He did not

    There was a new poll out today. LV El Sayed +4, MOE 4 meaning anything from a dead heat to El Sayed +8

    Y’all didn’t HAVE to nominate the child sex abuse connected candidate, but you did.

  35. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 8:30 pm

    @27 In which the dumbfuck troll pretends exposing pregnant women to measles isn’t a problem.

    Great medical advice you’re dishing out there, doc. 🤡

  36. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 8:38 pm

    If an ICE agent hits your car, then leaves the scene without the driver identifying himself and providing insurance information, is that a crime?

    https://www.ospreynews.net/p/ice-agents-surround-man-shoreline-fender-bender-crash

    I would report it to the police as a hit-and-run, and to my insurance company as an “uninsured driver.”

  37. Insurance spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 10:15 pm

    @36

    That’s why uninsured motorist insurance.is important.

  38. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 11:33 pm

    apologizing to Jews.

    Which ones? The terrorist one? The IDF? Or Bibi’s goons? Or the good ones?

    I don’t think the good ones are looking for an apology.

  39. G spews:

    Saturday, 8/29/26 at 11:42 pm

    Well, well, well, what do we have here,

    https://www.newarkpostonline.com/news/court-docs-kirk-middle-school-teacher-spent-months-grooming-student-online-with-sexual-messages/article_8cb0dc0a-f3c9-11ef-83ba-f78e0a0302d2.html

    Why isn’t the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus a political topic?

  40. Hurt People Hurt People spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 6:18 am

    And that is just a fact and it is more justifiable than People that were not hurt hurting people.

    Florida knows this – Stand Your Ground – and in that case it’s not even retroactive, but proactive.

  41. ACAB spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 6:32 am

    City of Los Angeles ordered to pay $5.8M because a trained to fear for his life at all times trigger itchy officer decided a white plastic fork was a deadly weapon.

    City took it to trial and now will spend a few million more trying to whittle down the judgement on appeal.

    They could have just scrapped the training of ‘go home alive’ that makes cops trigger happy idiots instead.

  42. Steppin Fetchet spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 6:55 am

    Wow that’s quite the bit of propaganda Fox News.

    Viral Dearborn pastor delivers blunt warning on El-Sayed Senate bid: ‘Can you imagine?’

    The Detroit pastor claims the Michigan Democratic nominee wants to recommend federal judges aligned with Islamic law

    DETROIT — A Black Christian pastor who went viral online for clashing with the city council in the nearby majority-Arab city of Dearborn issued a stark warning about Michigan senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed.

    Detroit or Dearborn?

    Say, did you mention the pastor spoke at the 2024 RNC? What about giving a Benediction at the 2025 inauguration? How about his own website says he grew his church from 13 in 2019 to “500 weekly attendees”? Or that he preaches hate against Islam and leads ‘Muslims Get Out!’ rallies in Dearborn?

    Nah, we found a black guy who isn’t voting El-Sayed so we’re riding him with lots of stories until Mike Rogers loses.

  43. 240 House Seats spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 7:05 am

    Stage two:

    Anger

    Step Four:

    Bargaining

    Stage Five:

    Acceptance

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump
    THE FAKE POLLS USED BY OUR CROOKED MEDIA ARE OUT OF CONTROL,(1) AND SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT IT. (5) FCC TO THE RESCUE!(4) President DJT

  44. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 8:40 am

    I see the Seattle Storm has to import its fans.

    @wesyang
    Wesley Yang
    @wesyang

    The claim that 400K trans-identified people have fled their states is based on an extrapolation from a non-representative poll that found a total of ten (10) people had fled a state

    @benryanwriter
    Benjamin Ryan
    @benryanwriter
    Jul 7
    This Washington Post article claims that an NORC survey found 400,000 trans people have recently fled to another state.

    As @kittypurrzog pointed out on @TheBARPod, the 400K figure was, with some faulty math, extrapolated by Erin Reed based on the NORC survey, which included just …

    11:17 PM · Aug 28, 2026

    Seattle is now Trannyville. Or is it all just a money grab?

    Seattle LGBTQ Commission requests state of emergency

    FOX 13 Seattle
    https://www.fox13seattle.com › News › LGBTQ Issues
    May 20, 2026 — Seattle urged to declare LGBTQ state of emergency. Seattle is facing a resource crisis as thousands of transgender people seek refuge there.

  45. Jasmine Crockett spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 8:42 am

    @ 42

    Nah, we found a black guy who isn’t voting El-Sayed …

    Imagine how many of these you’ll find when you do your election post-mortem. Things are bigger in Texas, but they’re not only in Texas.

  46. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 8:45 am

    @ 38

    I don’t think the good ones are looking for an apology.

    Maybe that’s because according to you and PDF the good Jews are all dead.

  47. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 8:54 am

    @ 42

    Say, did you mention the pastor spoke at the 2024 RNC?

    Something about throwing stones in glass churches… What was the saying?

    El-Sayed touts endorsement from pastor who praised notorious antisemite infamous for calling Jews ‘termites’
    El-Sayed’s campaign paid $75,000 in consulting fees to a nonprofit run by pastor with links to Louis Farrakhan.

    Unprincipled liberal will do anything to win the MI black vote.

    In June, Sheffield stopped by El-Sayed’s campaign office to record a promotional video for the candidate. More recently, the Washington Free Beacon reported that the El-Sayed campaign had paid a nonprofit run by Sheffield $75,000 for “consulting” fees between October 2025 and June of this year.

    Sheffield’s previous radio station suspended him in 2018 after he endorsed Democratic Rep. Shri Thanedar’s failed bid for Michigan governor after accepting tens of thousands of dollars in “consulting” fees from him, according to the Free Beacon.

    Write a check big enough and this black pastor will endorse Satan.

  48. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 9:03 am

    I’ve been to Iceland a few times but never outside the airport.

    Politics Global
    @PolitlcsGlobal

    🚨🇮🇸 BREAKING: Iceland has rejected a government proposal to restart negotiations on EU membership

    “Should negotiations on Iceland’s membership in the European Union start again?”

    ❌ NO – 52.5%
    ✅ YES – 47.5%

    12:52 AM · Aug 30, 2026

    Guess if I want a good kebab in the future I’ll need to look someplace other than Reykjavik.

  49. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 9:11 am

    What, no liberal tears?

    Milo Yiannopoulos is deported from U.S.

    NPR
    https://www.npr.org › 2026/08/29 › nx-s1-5948731
    19 hours ago — “On August 27, ICE arrested Milo Yiannopoulos, an illegal alien from the United Kingdom, at the Louis Armstrong New Orleans International …

  50. Abrego Garcia spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 10:09 am

    @48

    Weird how he wasn’t sent to a concentration camp, a country not his country of origin, not given maggot laced food, and returned to The political hell hole and Civil War, torn nation of… Great Britain in about 48 hours.

    So so so so sad and desperate.

  51. Senator Elect El Sayed spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 11:16 am

    @47

    A guy I bought dinner with once went to a conference where Nancy Reagan was a speaker so I have links to St. Ron.

    The sad sad sad desperation continues.

    You know who doesn’t give a fuck about Louis Farrakhan outside of a handful of hip hop rhymes from ‘old school jamz’ on Spottify? Millennials and Gen Z.

  52. She Hated You Sir spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 11:44 am

    Donnie posted a photo in his fake Twatter of him and Dolly Parton standing next to each other. And Ms. Parton’s representatives were quick to point out the two have never met.

    Of course it was AI generated.

    As the snarky kids on social media are quick to point out, multiple Photos of Donnie and Jeffrey hanging out are real. Donnie and Dolly are faked.

  53. Everyone Watches Women’s Sports spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 11:49 am

    Royce White took an all expenses paid trip to be protester at an Indiana Fever game wearing a blonde wig because long blonde hair is all it takes to be trans.

    The guy with a 50year restraining order to stay away from his ex and her kids and a court order to repay back child support is just protecting girls.

  54. Vicious Troll spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 1:20 pm

    @ 53

    … because long blonde hair is all it takes to be trans.

    No, claiming to be trans is all it takes to be trans.

  55. Talarico for Senate spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 1:50 pm

    Ken Paxton went on the friendly Fox this morning and was asked about the brewing controversy about his voting illegally in a district he didn’t live and about his 15 homes and he TOTALLY cleared it up.

    So, when we bought a new house, we moved our primary residence to – to a house. So that was both were dictated by the Constitution, and then they changed the Constitution.

    Pick-Up

  56. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 1:54 pm

    @43 The dummkopf in the White House seems to think the FCC can be enlisted to restrain free speech, or at least hopes it can. Here’s another example of that bizarre disordered thinking:

    https://thehill.com/homenews/media/6059558-trump-threatens-nbc-welker-fcc/

  57. Conservative Tears spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 1:56 pm

    @54

    That and a binkie will help you sleep soundly.

  58. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 1:58 pm

    @47 Write a check big enough and this black pastor will endorse Satan.

    So why aren’t Republicans knocking on his door? The only reason I can think of is they already get Satan’s endorsement for free.

  59. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/30/26 at 2:00 pm

    @49 I’m thinking maybe he was broke and turned himself in to ICE so someone else would pay for his airfare home, though if he put up a GoFundMe he would have all the one-way tickets out of the U.S. he could ever use.

  60. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 9:55 am

    It is truly amazing how people let their own self-interest drive them to make stupid statements.”

    – Anthony Fauci

    Fauci then let his own self-interest drive him to invoke the Fifth Amendment rather than testify before Congress.

  61. The Midterms spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 10:45 am

    Oil’s up again, Donnie spent the night posting AI Videos of the war he’s ‘winning’, the Navy’s out of money…

    And Dumbfuck starts the day rehashing Dr. Fauci from weeks ago.

    The sad desperation continues.

  62. John Roberts spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 11:49 am

    We’re clearly not trying to suppress the vote,” state Rep. Matt Shaheen (R-66), the chairman of the Texas House Elections Committee, told the Associated Press. “That’s a silly accusation.”

    He says as they prepare to vote on eliminating 92 voting locations in majority Democratic Tarrant County less than 90 days before an election.

  63. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 12:36 pm

    Remember when Trump promoted “Freedom Fuel” at select gas stations and bragged about those gas stations “lowering the price at the pump … for our 47th president?”

    https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/5958968-white-house-launches-freedom-fuel-gas-stations/

    Well, it turns out they were able to lower the price because they didn’t pay the distributor for the gas. (How Republican is that?!)

    https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/6059912-freedom-fuel-lawsuit-unpaid-gas/

    And now the distributor is suing to get paid for $4 million of stolen gas.

    https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.paed.660197/gov.uscourts.paed.660197.1.0.pdf

  64. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 12:43 pm

    @60 Fauci then let his own self-interest drive him to invoke the Fifth Amendment rather than testify before Congress.

    It would be stupid for anyone to not take the Fifth when summoned to a witch hunt. If GOP snipe hunters hauled me before a congressional committee to testify on any subject (choose one), I’d take the Fifth, too.

    But you wouldn’t, would you? Because you’re stupid.

  65. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 12:45 pm

    By the way, is something wrong with protecting your self-interest from nutjobs and liars who are out to get you?

  66. Letitia James spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 12:48 pm

    @ 65

    By the way, is something wrong with protecting your self-interest from nutjobs and liars who are out to get you?

    From what has been written on HA it’s very wrong when the defendant is Donald Trump.

  67. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 1:04 pm

    The 100 shares I bought in my IRA back in 1993 are now 2,800 shares after two splits. I otherwise haven’t touched them.

    Yahoo Finance
    It’s Tim Cook’s last day as Apple CEO. Investors are $4 trillion richer because of him.

    Those AAPL shares are now worth quite a bit more than the residence of HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool. Who stupidly bet his retirement on the likes of GE, and then held on way, way too long.

  68. EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 3:24 pm

    Looks like so far, besides route changes, 2 more routes are being converted to battery buses, 156, and RapidRide F. Don’t agree with the latter, going to need articulated buses on the F if traffic to KCE HQ increases.

  69. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 3:39 pm

    @66 Nice try, doc. Impersonating a Democratic AG, I see, because you’re too cowardly to post this drivel under your own alias. It isn’t comparable to the GOP’s bad-faith witch hunt against Fauci because Trump is an adjuciated guilty defendant. A judge found a pattern of fraud in his business dealings, a finding upheld by the appeals court. Fauci isn’t guilty of anything except trying to save lives, including yours.

  70. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 3:47 pm

    @67 You’ve been telling us you don’t own stock, you only trade options, so you were either lying then or are lying now.

    2800 shares of Apple are worth $887,180 at today’s closing price. My residence is worth more than that, so you’re lying about that, too.

    But they’re probably worth more than the trailer you live in, with the blue tarp thrown over it to cover the roof leaks.

  71. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 3:54 pm

    By the way, Apple has split 4 times since 1993: 2-for-1 on June 21, 2000; 2-for-1 on February 28, 2005; 7-for-1 on June 9, 2014; and 4-for-1 on August 28, 2020.

    https://www.fool.com/investing/how-to-invest/stocks/apple-history/

    So, someone who bought 100 shares in 1993 would have 200 shares after the 2000 split, 400 shares after the 2005 split, 2800 shares after the 2014 split, and 11,200 shares after the 2020 split.

    You either can’t count and do math, or you’re lying again. I think you’re lying, because if you actually had $3,548,720 of Apple stock, you’d have been crowing about it from your tarp covered rooftop long before now.

  72. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 4:01 pm

    George W. Bush started a war against Iraq under false pretenses. Donald J. Trump started a war against Iran under stupid pretenses, i.e. because Bibi told him to. At least Shrub was his own man and didn’t let himself by bossed around by foreign despots.

  73. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 7:26 pm

    @ 71

    I think I must have sold 3/4 of my holdings long ago and no longer remember the first two splits or the sale. If that’s lying, I’m probably guilty. Not sure otherwise how to explain 2800.

  74. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 9:07 pm

    @72 – They’re all owned by the Epstein Zionists: GWB, Obama, Trump, Biden – all of them.

    And the House and Senate, too.

  75. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/31/26 at 9:14 pm

    @73 So your memory is as bad as your math? What about all the times you told us you don’t own stock?

  76. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 5:42 am

    Please enjoy video footage and still photos of the asshole a plurality of California Democrats wanted to be their next governor, as he is detained by the FBI, served a search warrant, and is relieved of the possession of his cell phone and laptop computer:

    Video footage of the encounter then shows Swalwell, wearing a backpack and dragging a rollbag, being escorted throughout San Francisco’s airport. He’s taken up an escalator and eventually arrives in a hallway with a sign that says “restricted area.” He then enters a room with multiple people.

    Agents served Swalwell with a search warrant at about 8:25 p.m. and seized a white Apple iPhone, its charging cable and wall adapter, and an Apple MacBook Pro, according to an inventory filed with the warrant.
    …
    The FBI warrant used to seize Swalwell’s phone and laptop cited a federal civil-rights statute that can be used to prosecute public officials who abuse their government power — suggesting the feds may suspect Swalwell used his official role to silence women who accused him of sexual misconduct.

    One former staffer has accused Swalwell of raping her when she was too intoxicated to consent, according to the San Francisco Chronicle. Another woman has accused him of drugging and sexually assaulting her in 2018, while two others have alleged he sent them unsolicited images of his genitals.

    Hair Gel and Pelosi certainly have left a wonderful legacy of followers in their footsteps.

  77. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 5:50 am

    Goldy’s Eagles loyalty, explained:

    Oli London
    @OliLondonTV

    There are the Philadelphia Eagles male cheerleaders.

    8:28 AM · Aug 31, 2026

    Fret not, YLB. There’s plenty for you to cheer for in addition to CTE this year, too.

  78. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 6:33 am

    Won’t it be cool when, fresh out of “professional” school, YLB’s kid ends up having to assume the debts of California, Illinois, and New York?

    State Bailouts; Will They Come?
    How Will Senators and Representatives Vote?</strong

    If a state cannot raise taxes enough to balance its finances and can no longer access the debt markets on reasonable terms, something has to give. Default, restructuring, or some form of federal intervention becomes increasingly difficult to avoid.

  79. English Mother Fucker Do You Speak It spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 8:43 am

    DEI Hire Markwayne Mullin had a press conference for some reason today and didn’t dispel the notion that he’s a blithering idiot.

    The Democrats throw out all these fearmongels to try to make ICE and President Trump’s administration look as worse as possible

  80. Pete Just Does whatever and I don’t care spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 10:39 am

    How did MAGA Mike Jesus Johnson respond to a question about the firings and non-promotion of a disproportionate black and female employees at an agency Congress is tasked with overseeing and passing their Multi-Trillion budgets?

    I’m not qualified

  81. WhiteSupremacy Party spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 11:24 am

    Years ago would’ve been a good time, but now is also a good time for the grand old pedophiles to demand Paul LePage exit the stage permanently.

    New leaked and old videos cut together

    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8cLwuCX/

  82. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 11:45 am

    @ 80

    … the firings and non-promotion of a disproportionate black and female employees at an agency Congress is tasked with overseeing and passing their Multi-Trillion budgets?

    This sounds a lot what the GOP did to Boxcheck Momala in 2024.

    Heh.

  83. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 11:51 am

    Back when the NFL cheerleader fad started in the ’80s, somebody suggested that the Rams name their cheerleading squad The Embraceable Ewes.

    Which was cute, but the concept probably wouldn’t have worked for the Bills, which has a buffalo as its helmet emblem.

    Newsweek:

    Which NFL Teams Have Male Cheerleaders?
    According to posts shared on their social media accounts, the following teams have male cheerleaders this season:

    Baltimore Ravens
    Los Angeles Rams
    Minnesota Vikings
    New England Patriots
    New Orleans Saints
    Philadelphia Eagles
    San Francisco 49ers
    Seattle Seahawks
    Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    Tennessee Titans
    Washington Commanders

  84. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 12:35 pm

    @76 You seem to be okay with voting for pedophiles and criminals, as long as they’re from your party.

  85. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 12:37 pm

    @78 Remember WPPS? The bondholders ate shit for breakfast.

  86. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 12:38 pm

    @79 The guy ran a plumbing business before he became a Republican officeholder, what do you expect.

  87. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 12:41 pm

    @82 The GOP didn’t do anything to Kamala in 2024. But it’s not surprising that you’ve already forgotten it’s voters who choose the president and other elected officials in our country, given the rest of your party has.

  88. Dude Bros spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 1:50 pm

    @83

    Man time flies from Toxic Male fans vowing to never support the league over ‘fags dancing’ to more than a third of the league having men on the squad and no one cares.

    Except a guy so obsessed with manliness we can assume he dresses up purty and does his face so the horse will try harder.

  89. The Midterms spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 1:53 pm

    Man, it was way back 2025 when the the right was tossing off loads over DOGE costing the treasury billions in the name of SAVING MUNEEEE and RFK was fixing the food supply and dropping FDA inspectors and the Billionaire Blowjob Bill was chipping away at SNAP and states were passing new laws because, “If you’re on food stamps you need to be eating rice and beans.”

    Now we have tainted rice too.

    Good luck in November.

  90. The Midterms spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 2:00 pm

    Speaking of me, Cook moved some more things to the left. Fl Governor, Alaska Senate and

    Wait for it…

    Abdul El Sayed. That analysis doesn’t include today’s Michigan State U poll with and outside the MOE LV +5 for Democrats.

  91. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 5:15 pm

    @ 89

    Now we have tainted rice too.

    I read there are 27,000 bags of rice recalled for contamination with foreign material.

    Say, did this ever happen before January 20, 2025?

    Product Recalls Published July 20, 2024 11:18am EDT
    Rice sold in 7 states recalled due to possible contamination of ‘rodent origin’

    About 4,600 cases of the 16-ounce polybags of “Lundberg Family Farms Sustainable Wild Blend Gourmet Rice” are impacted by the recall announcement, said the Food and Drug Administration.

    There are six bags per case, meaning there are more than 27,000 bags under this recall.

    Same size recall, also for foreign content.

    But since it was 2024 and you had a sickly incumbent to protect, you didn’t care.

  92. Roger Rabbit spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 5:19 pm

    @91 Recalls of tainted food happen. What’s different now is there used to be federal food inspectors on the beat the public could trust before Trump politicized and gutted the agency.

  93. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 5:21 pm

    Cool, cool.

    We Found Every 9/11 Tweet Abdul El-Sayed Didn’t Want You to See

    But there’s another headache coming: El-Sayed’s deleted tweets about the 9/11 attacks over the years. The best part is that he tried to turn the deadliest terror attack into a “both sides” argument, saying 9/11 was awful, but our justified war against terrorism, a long campaign of self-defense, was somehow equally atrocious. No, sir, only radical Islam is evil, along with the terrorism it breeds, like COVID in a Wuhan lab.

    There are 11 tweets from 2020 to 2022 in which this guy decided to trivialize that awful day. And as you could expect, he bashes America more than al-Qaeda. Are we shocked? No, this is who this guy is and has been for years. It only got masked because Gretchen Whitmer took him to the woodshed the last time he ran for statewide office.

    Unmasked, now.

    Democrats could have avoided this crap sandwich by going with Haley Stevens. Instead they voted to watch this POS cost them the Senate majority.

    Just when you thought Hasan Piker couldn’t get any more disgusting, too.

  94. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 5:27 pm

    @ 92

    What’s different now is there used to be federal food inspectors …

    The recall was voluntary and initiated by the manufacturer, clown.

    Event ID:

    98740

    Voluntary / Mandated:

    Voluntary: Firm initiated

    I see the material was contaminated in California. In YLBland this means it’s the governor’s fault. So it’s on Hair Gel.

  95. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 6:16 pm

    Americans are petrified. Trust me. We are.

    We were going to do our winter NHL vacay in Edmonton, but now we’re doing it in SLC. Because Carney. [And 19F/3F in January up there, but I digress.]

  96. The Not Brainwashed spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 7:18 pm

    @91

    So if our war of righteous self-defense was so defensible, why’d we attack two countries that DIDN’T finance the attack and find the perpetrator in another country we didn’t attack?

    History is hard.

    How many Iraqi civilians did we kill?

  97. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 8:07 pm

    @ 96

    Try again. @ 91 was about a rice recall.

  98. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 8:14 pm

    This should be interesting.

    @MI_Republicans
    Michigan House Republicans
    @MI_Republicans
    🚨BREAKING: DEVELOPMENT ON MICHIGAN CITIZENS ONLY VOTING🚨

    U.S. Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh has ordered Jocelyn Benson, the State Board of Canvassers, and other Michigan officials to respond by NOON TOMORROW to an emergency Supreme Court application seeking to put the Michigan Citizens Only Voting amendment on the November ballot🗳️

    Michigan officials must file their response soon, a key step as the Supreme Court considers whether to grant emergency relief.

    @MI_Republicans
    Michigan House Republicans
    @MI_Republicans
    Aug 26
    🚨BREAKING: House Republicans form select committee to look into Board of Canvassers processes after the recent decision to block the election integrity initiative🚨

    709,841 Michiganders signed onto the Michigan Citizenship Requirement for Voting Amendment after the group turned in 263,643 MORE signatures than necessary. But the Board still turned it down.

    Nearly a million Michiganders had their voice ignored. We’re going to open up a public discussion about what happened, take expert testimony, and get to the bottom of it. That’s the best way to make sure the Board makes the best recommendations going forward.

    10:30 AM · Sep 1, 2026

    Democrats don’t want an initiative on the ballot this Fall. So they sat on the submitted petition for months, called it inadequate, and then are slow-rolling the effort to cure defects before time runs out.

    Oh. The Democrat in charge wants True Gretch’s job.

  99. Vicious Troll spews:

    Tuesday, 9/1/26 at 8:19 pm

    YLB believes Lindsay Clancy.

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