LegalEagle: Guess who’s back in court
The Felonious Von Shitzenpantz Chronicles:
- Paula Poundstone: Just take the compliment, Dotard
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ More Evidence Трамп Cares About YOU! ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard loves his ballroom more than America
- The Resistance: ♫ Make America Hairy Again ♬
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s 3rd impeachment advent calendar ♬
- Chris Hayes: Трамп FUMES after court blocks ballroom construction
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It;s Damn Near Over ♬
- Paula Poundstone: Even Tucker turned on you, Dotard
- Tiny Hands Productions: The best viral political memes on the internet
- Cathy Fink & Marcy Marxer: ♫ Lie, Dotard, Lie ♬:
- Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп’s tariffs
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard mocks his supporters losing fund
- Paula Poundstone: Dotard, you do age in reverse
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s AMAZING Record of Achievement ♬
- LegalEagle: Трамп loses bigly in bribe-jet case
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Please be scared! ♬
- Tommy Campbell: Трамп creates a stench at Lindsey Graham’s funeral
- Paula Poundstone: The Dotard’s bank closed 300 of his accounts
- Tiny Hands Productions: The most hilarious political memes
- ScaredKetchup: The NEW Трамп Show
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s successes continue to pile up ♬
- Paula Poundstone: Why do you need tax immunity, Dotard?
- Tiny Hands Productions: The wildest political memes….
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Abdul El-Sayed winning
- Paula Poundstone: Nobody’s afraid of you anymore, Dotard
- Raging Grannies of Tuolumne & Calaveras (RGTC): ♫ The President is a Clown ♬:
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп passes the buck again ♬
- Tiny Hands Productions: The ultimate political memes for laughs
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Greedy Glutton, Dotard Трамп ♬
- JoJoFromJerz: You NEED to see Трамп’s latest look!
- Paula Poundstone: It was your CONTRACTOR, Dotard!
- John D. Cundle: ♫ The Don of Dung ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s the GREATEST! ♬
- Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes everyone talked about this week
John Oliver: Police surveillance technology
The Chud Club:
- Caitlin Speaks: MAGA needs English class
- JoJoFromJerz: GOP’s “protect kids” lie exposed by Max Miller scandal
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for Emotionally-Stunted Elon Musk ♬
- Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Medicine with RFK Jr.
- The Resistance: ♫ Goodbye GOP ♬
- Rachel Maddow: Staffing your administration with people from TV turns out to be a bad idea
- Knotheadusc: ♫ Trad Wives… ♬:
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Don’t Ever Mess with Jeanine Pirro ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Denying, Mitch is Dying, and Western States are Frying ♬
- Christopher Titus: FAUCI EXPOSED!
- The Resistance: ♫ Poop In Your Lettuce ♬
- Lauren Mayer: ♫ Texas Crazy ♬:
- JoJoFromJerz: Bill Cassidy just cemented his legacy of shame
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Rand Paul’s Neighbor (Fauci hearing song) ♬
- The God Show: Трампers RAGE at Трамп, who’s in COMPLETE denial
- Robert Reich: Who is the World’s Worst Billionaire?
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ You Blame Fauci ♬
Jesse Welles: ♫ War Pigs (live) ♬
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
Looks like Capitol One’s anti-money laundering measures work too well if they swept up Trump. Although don’t big businesses have multiple accounts?
https://youtu.be/BBydsvJX8vM
Nice little song.
Behold the fruits of boxcheck:
That adds up to 3,000, for the incoming freshmen at UW who only scored 800 on their SATs and don’t know how to carry the 1.
At the University of California, one of every 12 incoming students does math below middle school grade level.
Lower admissions standards enough and anyone can get into professional school. Isn’t that right. YLB.
Wait until Democrats get a load of how many of those job-losing foreigners who used to vote illegally are no longer around to keep doing it.
This is why markets gained yesterday despite the top-line employment figures. Another reason is the private sector gained 55k jobs while government lost 30k.
Hey libbies, remember who you wanted to run Florida instead of DeSantis?
Here’s TMZ with a little reminder:
Andrew Gillum
Back In Jail After Allegedly Testing Positive For Meth
“Allegedly” means his drug test on his court date came up positive.
Andrew Gillum makes Graham Platner seem normal by comparison.
Congratulations, Attorney General Blanche!
Alternate Headline:
Iran Issues Terms of Surrender
In Unplanned and Misguided
American War.
Did any of you check out Professor Sachs or Colonel Wilkerson on “Judging Freedom” as I suggested recently?
Just imagine what the failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool must have at his home.
@ 8
What else do you swallow whole?
@10 – You’re the gobble here on HA, Vacuous Troll.
Congratulations, Attorney General Blanche!
Defender of the Epstein legacy and its bff, teh orangeman rapist..
With a sicko-phantic cheer squad sporting the likes of widbee kreepfuck waving pom poms an Epstein defender doesn’t need enemies.
Lower admissions standards enough and anyone can get into professional school.
You’ll be here when my son gets his professional license, to have it rubbed in your face. Well as long as you’re being paid and David Goldstein doesn’t pull the plug on this pop stand.
Meanwhile, 1.7 Million native-born Americans have gained a job.
Oh wow.. we have a cheerleader for the future prospects of “anchor babies”.. (Sanctioned by the SCOTUS.. Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, Coney Barrett.. blah blah)… Who’d a thunk it from magat reborn teh kreepfuck?
heh.. whatever happened to Mitch Daniels?… guffaw…
Oh this is going to warm kreepfuck’s heart. From the Murdoch Journal:
Negative attitudes toward Christianity are becoming more common among young Israelis
JERUSALEM—In Jerusalem’s Old City, a group of Israeli teenagers recently banged on the door of the headquarters of the Armenian Apostolic Church and asked if there were Christians inside it. They wanted to spit at them.
The boys said it was a religious duty, or mitzvah, to humiliate Christians, or, as they called them, idol worshipers. “We are supposed to hate them,” explained one teen, wrapped in an Israeli flag.
http://archive.today/2026.08.0.....l-5ea40ac7
Jewish Israelis SPITTING and HATING on Christians.. Isn’t that special!
Next thing ya know, teh orangeman rapist on orders from Bibi will command Epstein defender Blanche to “investigate” teh Murdoch Journal for “anti-semitism” or “anti-christianity” or… no.. no.. anti-semitism.. just anti-semitism.. Mossad has teh dirty pictures.
Now where did these young jewish Israelis learn to do this? Where else? Their parents, knodding in the Synagogue to the rabbi.. their elders. Where else..
To be fair not all Israelis are on board with this. What do they have to say?
“This is the reality: Whomever is a Christian—visibly a Christian—is becoming a target,” said Yisca Harani, an Israeli scholar who monitors anti-Christian hatred. “There are a growing number of religious Jews who do this, and it is not being taken seriously by Israeli authorities. They are turning a blind eye, and that is an encouragement.”
Blind eye? To say the least:
In 2013, attackers desecrated a Protestant cemetery in Jerusalem. Two years later, Jewish extremists set fire to a monastery in Tabgha, a place where Christians believe Jesus performed the loaves-and-fish miracle.
Itamar Ben-Gvir, Israel’s far-right national security minister, was the defense lawyer of the arsonists. He has said spitting on Christians is an ancient Jewish custom and shouldn’t be considered a crime.
Benedictine Abbot Nikodemus Schnabel said the situation has worsened dramatically since he first arrived in Jerusalem in 2000. At the time, spitting was rare. “Now there is no day that people are not spitting at me,” said the German-born monk. The attackers often come for his pectoral cross and sometimes shout at him to remove it.
heh.. teh widbee kreepfuck is good with it.. Israel does no wrong, ever..
Yeah, National Security risk to have fresh water
I am the Gestopo! Thank You head Trill
Mitch McConnell should have resigned from the Senate due to his health issues. He didn’t because Kentucky’s governor is a Democrat, and, should McConnell resign, the governor would appoint a replacement Senator. Whoever that might be would certainly not be a Republican.
I’m hoping Thomas Massie runs for Mitch’s seat as a “Fuck you” to the AIPAC mafia that “primaried” him out of the House race in November. It’s time we finally crush the Epstein Zionist traitors to the Constitution. If they don’t like that, they call all go live fucking in Tel Aviv.
@ 17
He didn’t because Kentucky’s governor is a Democrat, and, should McConnell resign, the governor would appoint a replacement Senator.
The governor wants to be president, which would moderate his anti-GOP appointing proclivities.
Now that you brought it up, what was RBG’s reason for not resigning in 2015? Certainly it was not because she feared Barack’s choice to replace her, whomever (s)he would have been.
Might it be because she believed herself sufficiently healthy to continue serving, as might Cocaine Mitch?
The Republican Senate didn’t cover itself with glory by confirming Todd Blanche. That was a vote against rule of law, and for politicizing federal law enforcement.
@3 Lower admissions standards enough and anyone can get into professional school.
You’re proof of that.
@4 I don’t know who this idiot “Geiger Capital” is, but I know you’re an idiot, because if you click on your own link what you’ll see is a chart showing employment steadily rising among both foreign-born and native-born workers, except for the Covid dip. I’m not sure what you’re trying to prove here, but it doesn’t look like you’ve proved it.
Coincidentally, or perhaps not by coincidence, CNN’s headline story today reads,
https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/08/politics/immigration-enforcement-worksites-industry-lobbying
Everyone knows Trump’s policies aren’t for the economy, they’re about reviving white supremacy. If small businesses and farmers suffer from his Gestapo throwing their workers into dungeons, Trump doesn’t care. And their having voted for this, it’s self-inflicted.
@18: You just made a terrific argument as to why we should have term limits for members of the House, Senate and Supreme Court. While we’re at it, let’s enact age limits for those positions, too. I think age 75 ought to be the goal.
“they’re about reviving white supremacy.”
Oh please, give it a rest!
@5,6 At least he can say he’s on drugs. What’s Trump’s excuse? DeSantis’s? Yours?
@10 For sure, that’s what Fauci gets for trying to save their lives. I wonder if they’re still alive? This guy isn’t.
@22 let’s enact age limits for those positions
An IQ test would be better. One for voters, too, but the GOP will never allow that for obvious reasons.
@23 No, I won’t give it a rest, because Trump is a racist, this is a racist administration, and the goal of his War Against Immigrants™ is to “make America white again.” And Christian Nationalist, too.
He will fail.
More jump edits than a Biden invitation to debate.
You might not be powerless but it’s only because you’re not a Democrat in federal office.
The Seattle Times ran a story about the unofficial Park and Ride(a paid lot not part of the station) next to Mt. American Station giving way to Affordable Housing. It’s actually a bigger project using surplus land from the construction of the station and East Portal if the Beacon Hill Tunnel, plus the former UW Consolidated Laundry Facility and the former Value Village. Demolition of those two is almost complete, been observing it while catching the train to work. How the former UW facility escaped the NIMBYs who want everything declared protected landmark I’ll never know. In South Lake Union, Tgere is a building given such protection, that is abandoned.
In largely forgotten stories…the broadview six.
AUSA Andrew Boutros was ordered to provide the full grand jury transcripts for a civil case to defendants council. He was also ordered to provide it to the trial judge for potential disciplinary action.
But there’s a gap in the transcript provided. It occurs coincidentally just after a member of the grand jury tells the government that they heard this case last week and it’s a crock of shit. According to statements by that juror he was then replaced with the government requiring replacement with an alternate that WOULD hand down an indictment.
That’s the missing part in now both written and audio recordings of the proceedings turned over to defense and trial judge.
Boutros was already going to be lucky to keep his license to practice law and now that the trial judges is weighing a ‘tampering with evidence’ charge he’s going to be lucky tonstay out of prison.
Unless he gets a pardon.
Don’t give it a rest Roger. Pars sounds like a Nazi white supremacist.
This country is fucked
@ 30
… he’s going to be lucky tonstay out of prison.
Unless he gets a pardon.
IOWSSDD
And enough skin-lightening facial foundation to make Michael Jackson appear Nigerian by comparison.
FREE SOEECH ON CAMPUS!
Remember when some right wing linatic shot someone and Milo was speaking?
UW cancels Hasan Piker appearance citing lack of logistical planning. The appearance was scheduled for January so LITERALLY no chance to formalize and finalize new logistics
Brandi “Universities need conservative diversity” Kruse is already making celebratory video posts.
@ 34
The appearance was scheduled for January so LITERALLY no chance to formalize and finalize new logistics
The appearance was scheduled for Town Hall Seattle – meaning your “FREE SPEECH ON CAMPUS” bullshit doesn’t even get the location right – so PLENTY OF TIME for a non-university entity to pick up the ball.
You know, Goldy, if you showered more frequently and didn’t wear sweaters that look like sweatshirts, you’d be able to pal around with the liberal upper crust, too.
Although I’m sure for you it’s enough to simply receive “earned income” from one of them.
What non-university entity will pay Hasan Piker’s appearance fee to show up in Seattle in a non-election year?
There must be some federally funded NGO rolling in dough and willing to waste money on a hate-spewing liberal.
Oh, wait…
White hetero player inadvertently bumps black homo referee, causing her to take a step back.
Technical foul.
WNBA is a heavily subsidized clown show composed of 90% amateur players. DEI cosplaying as professional sport.
Now, women’s fastpitch? I’d pay to see a professional team in Seattle. Those women have skillz.
It’s not just HA’s’ failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool who serves up hanging curves down the middle for someone else to tee off on:
Continuing on from the latest “who’s seen The Odyssey”?
Elmo is in serious negotiations to produce an Odyssey directed by Uwe Boll and casting Erika Kirk as Helen of Troy.
Erika will shrug off all that pagan idolatry stuff to defeat woke, woke, woke, woke.. Make heaven crowded.
Disaster successfully averted:
If only Democrats had shown some spine three years ago.
@ 41
Continuing on from the latest “who’s seen The Odyssey”?
It was simple curiosity when I brought it up. I haven’t seen Oppenheimer yet. I’d like to see it in one sitting and three hours of down time isn’t yet a realistic option for me.
One of the things yet to be talked about when men claiming to be women are able to infiltrate the WNBA is all of the really cool dunks they’ll be able to create using a ball with the diameter the women use.
People might even start to willingly pay to watch the WNBA.
@38 I agree WEBA refereeing is an amateur clown show. So are your posts about it. 🤡🤡🤡
@40 You’re comparing RFK to Todd Blanche?
🤣😂😅😀😹🤡🥳🥳🤠🙃😁😄😆😊🤩🤤🙃🙃🤪😹
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6019003-trump-lincoln-memorial-vandalism/
Here’s one of the photos:
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/117063165801239278
Note the material’s color: Taupe, not blue. Which suggests the photo isn’t of the reflecting pool. The alleged “graffiti” is the word “rip” and an arrow pointing to a rip in the material. Which looks like a marking for maintenance purposes.
Random Thought of the Day: Doctor Dumbfuck doesn’t have any patients, because they’re all dead.
@48 Unemployed hospital janitors have no patients.
29)Meant Mt Baker Station.
@49 Are you suggesting his Caribbean medical degree is fake, and he’s only a run-of-the-mill horsefucker, not a horsefucker with an ersatz professional degree? That could explain why he’s an apartment landlord to put food on his table.
And Dumbfuck thinks the migration was for the search of better jobs.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/aug/09/italy-condemns-spain-border-controls-ceuta-fallout-intensifies
No wonder that he is called Dumbfuck. And now he’ll start his 180.
Israel and the United States, trying to divide Europe.
From the above link
Europeans aren’t uneducated trailer dwellers looking to blame for their trailer park ways.
This is how you win.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/09/abdul-el-sayed-michigan-senate-trump
This is by no means a prediction of a win, but it is the opposite of a loss.
And, also, I thought Obama was the first Muslim Sen.
The Nobel Prize for mRNA research that led to a Covid vaccine jointly went to … an immigrant.
https://www.uclsciencemagazine.com/sss8/
Maybe that’s why MAGA hates the vax.
It’s hard to choose who is the bigger idiot:
• The dude who had a sad because SPCX shares had briefly fallen below their IPO issue price of $135 (and currently, shares are priced at
Space Exploration Technologies Corp
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@ 57
The Nobel Prize for mRNA research that led to a Covid vaccine jointly went to … an immigrant.
Legal or illegal?
Because if you cannot answer this question you likely have no point. Moreover, Elon Musk is an immigrant and he’s accomplished far more than merely help create a vaccine that
• confers immunity from infection• prevents virus transmission.
• reduces the severity of illness in some people
And yet you don't point out Musk's immigrant status as somehow key to his success, do you?
@ 55
This is how you win.
Because “two very different Americas” sounds nothing like the “Two Americas” catchphrase that brought John Edwards such success in 2004 and in 2008.
G-clown doesn’t even know who John Edwards is.
The Gates Foundation is doing something Republicans won’t: Supporting health science.
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/health/gates-foundation-to-give-historic-540-million-to-uw-health-institute/
@59 Apparently you’re unaware of her biography. When she was a postdoc at Temple University, her status was under the J-1 exchange visitor program; and when she left for Johns Hopkins, her boss at Temple tried to have her deported and she had to hire an immigration lawyer. So, she had legal status, but it was temporary and revocable, which put her in a gray area.
As for Musk, thanks for making my point that immigrants make important contributions, and Trump’s anti-immigration policies deprive our nation of the contributions those individuals can make, though in his case I wouldn’t mind if he went somewhere else and meddled in some other country’s politics.
@ 61
The Gates Foundation is doing something
RepublicansWarren Buffett won’t:Why does HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool laud the actions of pedophiles?
You’re on the wrong side of the immigration debate, dumbfuck.
What HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool refers to as gambling.
@63 Buffett, who has a reputation to protect, wants nothing to do with Epstein’s crowd. Can’t say the same for you, your party, and its leaders, who have no reputations worth protecting.
@65 What you’re telling us is you’re not dumb enough to own the stock, only dumb enough to gamble with options.
@ 67
What you are telling us is that you do not possess a basic understanding of the use of options as investment strategy.
Sophie is failing to protect the Kids.
https://www.rawstory.com/boebert-son-child-charges/
Sophie does not care about the Kids.
https://www.rawstory.com/max-miller-rnc/
Trump’s anti-science, anti-health crusade rolls along:
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/10/trump-vaccine-executive-order-autism.html
There’s gonna be more sick kids thanks to dumb MAGA voters.
@68 Bank of New York is up 37% this year, and I own 1400 shares, so I’ve made a $60,000 gain in just one stock while sitting here on my ass doing nothing. Why would I screw around with your penny-ante options trades?
And Sophie could gives two fucks.
More Family Values we can believe in.
https://kfor.com/news/local/stillwater-man-faces-murder-charges-for-killing-wife-says-logan-county-da/
Slip sliding and slithering away…
https://www.wfsb.com/2026/08/04/beacon-falls-man-charged-with-killing-wife-because-he-thought-she-was-serpent-due-court/
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/6021249-cooper-leads-nc-senate-poll/
Pickup.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/6021387-max-miller-seat-tossup/
Pickup.
Since we’re talking about vandalism, Trump is an environmental vandal on a planetary scale.
https://mezha.net/eng/bukvy/8386cee0_trump_administration_ends/
@ 72
… options trades?
Because in addition to what you claim to earn via capital gains, which may or may not still be there when it’s time to sell, you could make a couple of hundred thousand additional dollars annually wisely trading options.
It helps to have continuing earned income, which you do not.
Options generate income when the market trades sideways or down. Options protect large gains when there is concern that a substantial decline in share price might occur.
Not every year will be a 37% YTD gainer.
One of the surest plays in options is betting that Trump Media stock will fall. The company has never made a profit and shares that fools bought for $175 in 2021 are now worth 9 bucks.
Voter explains to GOP candidate why she’s not going to be elected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6B7Ek27AnA
(She also lost in 2024.)
This is what happens when ICE hires police academy washouts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g64yz9gl_pM
Congratulations to teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee:
Somehow he’s [orangeman rapist] maneuvered himself into a more vulnerable spot regarding Iran than any president since Jimmy Carter. As in the 1979-80 hostage crisis, the Islamic Republic is exerting political pressure that it can dial up on the US leader ahead of a national election. A week ago, Trump’s team predicted a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz was imminent. But Tehran, now dictating terms to the US global superpower, has imposed tough new conditions.
At the same time, Trump faces a separate but related problem at home. The war’s impact on energy prices is further souring voter perceptions of the economy. He’s entered the doom loop in which presidents and officials scan data for silver linings but voters see only indifference to their plights. Twists like Friday’s bad jobs report are untimely for the GOP with November fast approaching.
https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/10/politics/trump-iran-economy-strait-of-hormuz-analysis
kreepee dumbfuck of widbee has voted for Carter..
TWICE.
Roll tape..
I guess the Ponzi Scheme on Wall Street doesn’t factor in Fascism and a Dictatorship. Every other fart that passes in the air becomes a reason but not the fall of democracy.
The more the media stooges try to fear monger “soshulism” the dumber they come across.