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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/21/26, 4:13 pm

DLBottleLooking for something to do on this fine summer evening? Consider stopping by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a serving of inspired conversation and good cheer. Oh…and a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/17/26, 4:26 pm

JoJoFromJerz: Wake the fuck up before it is too late

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Am Proud to Be American (An Anthem for our Time) ♬

The Von Shitzenpantz Debacle:

  • Paula Poundstone: The Dotard wanted a $250 bill with his face on it
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s “Find 11,780 Votes” ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s MAGA crime money plot HALTED. The IRS deal is BLOCKED
  • Jen Psaki: Breaking down the truth about Трамп’s election speech
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gives medical assessment of Graham’s death and backs down on Strait of Hormuz toll
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s “demented” speech showed how ready he is to interfere in the election
  • Ike Barinholtz (for Jimmy Kimmel): Трамп’s new war with Iran, Lindsey Graham’s sister replacing him & exclusive with Gov Gavin Newsom
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп’s corruption
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Speed of Dumbness ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп caught in spiral as his opposition grows
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—Dotard Трамп’s a Communist! ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes you need to see
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s Air Force One excuses get trolled
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп vows to defeat the Islamic Republic of Japan? ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: The Dotard’s building a 250-foot arch to himself
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Summertime—Трамп Edition ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Everything Трамп Touches Dies ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Is America great again yet?
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп embarrassed by another leak, freaks out on New York Times for sources
  • Paula Poundstone: The Dotard’s Kennedy Center is already rusting
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls Warnock & Ossoff fake Senators
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Teleprompter scandal, Hegseth’s weird testosterone fixation, Iran war escalates
  • Ike Barinholtz: Трамп to blame for explosive diarrhea outbreak #ТрампDiarrhea
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Reflections Of My Pool ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Lindsey Graham is dead, Трамп is confused…thinks Grim Reaper is after him!!!
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Presidential Pardon Polka ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s IndyCar Race, Lindsey Graham’s sis successor & toll war in Hormuz Strait
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп is President AND First Lady! ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Former officials knock Трамп’s document dump
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп sued himself—and lost
  • Ike Barinholtz: Трамп’s primetime speech, Teleprompter gambling scandal & White House crack down on leaks

ONN: Last-ever global warming report released for posterity

Michael Kosta: America gets diarrhea, CDC has no money to help & Iran war budget explodes

Other Deplorables, Thieves, Sycophants and Grifters:

  • Seth Meyers: Catching up on three weeks of insane news from Iran to Graham to McConnell
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Darline ♬
  • John Leguizamo on SCOTUS’s birthright ruling & the right-wing freakout that ensued
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth’s Goin’ Down (for the testosterone count) ♬
  • The God Show: Трамп can’t stop DUNKING on dead friend
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ I Do Not Think That Word Means What They Think It Means ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Say Goodbye to Lindsey Graham ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп nominees struggle to avoid saying true things that would upset Трамп
  • LegalEagle: Don’t say ELON MUSK KILLED CHILDREN
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard praises Pete Hegseth’s testosterone plan
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Where is Mitch? ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ He’s a Mitch ♬
  • The Resistance: I Just Got Off The Phone With Mitch
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ McConnell is FINE. Trust Me ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Diarrhoeapocalypse ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Todd Blanch ♬
  • Ike Barinholtz (for Jimmy Kimmel): Трамп’s crazy eulogy for Graham, Mitch McConnell’s “proof of life” photo & explosive diarrhea!
  • Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline—Трамп curse edition
  • Forbes: ‘I’m now broke’—Meet the investors who lost billions buying Трамп stocks and crypto
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Everyone Knows It’s Lindsey ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Lindsey Graham Meets John McCain At Heaven’s Gate ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Bless His Heart ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Hegseth announces testosterone tests & Vance fixates on Biden’s ice cream licking
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Blanche confessed who he really serves when he said of Трамп “I’m his lawyer”
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Deep In The Heart Of Paxton ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Return to Senate ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Lindsay Graham in Hell ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The internet’s most savage political memes
  • Jon Stewart: Lindsay Graham’s death & America’s geriatric political class

InfoWars: This is why Big Pharma is TERRIFIED of fish milk

LegalEagle: “She said” IS evidence

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/14/26, 5:02 pm

DLBottleIt is another fine summer evening, and a great time to get together with some friends and people of liberal persuasion. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for drinks and conversation. You’ll be glad you did.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/10/26, 6:34 pm

Steve Shives: A Common Sense Message from Thomas Paine for America’s 250th Birthday

The Resistance: ♫ Wide Awake ♬

Grifter-in-chief:

  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s Fourth of July was a disaster
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп secures status as historic laughing stock after hogging America 250 spotlight
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп makes a fool of himself with MENTAL STUMBLES at NATO meeting
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: JD Vance’s old accusation of Трамп being “cultural heroin” was on display this weekend
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’d LIKE to tell Трамп to go f…. ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп sleeps through the loudest fireworks show in American history
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп meddles in USA World Cup game & America’s 250th takes a nosedive
  • Steve Shives: Трамп announces creation of own Supreme Court:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too real….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Says that I’m a Communist! ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп wants his face on Mt. Rushmore
  • The Resistance: ♫ Deep State ♬
  • LegalEagle: I Followed The Money Behind Trump’s Freedom250 Grift…
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s (Perverse) Idea of America ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 SECONDS—The World Cup
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s failed state fair is comedy gold
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп declares Iran ceasefire “over” & goes no-contact with Spain:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Indictment! (Lady Justice Laughs at the Lincoln Reflecting Pool Case) ♬
  • The God Show: Belgium MOCKS The Dotard with his dance
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard on giving $5 million to E Jean Carroll
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп asked Infantino to review Balogun’s red card
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and his Do-Nothing Party ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These memes about Трамп are INSANE

John D. Cundle: ♫ They Didn’t Give Us America—They Entrusted It To Us ♬

Parody Project: ♫ If We Don’t, Who Will? ♬

And the Subordinate Grifters, Liars, Nazis, Thieves, Toadies, and Child Molesters:

  • JoJoFromJerz: The blatant HYPOCRISY behind Republican “moral principles”
  • LegalEagle: SCOTUS says Трамп can fire everyone…except the Fed
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Kiss an Anus Good Mornin’ ♬
  • Infowars and The Onion: Exposing CIA secrets—Jeffrey Epstein, JFK, and September 9/11:

  • Jen Psaki: Texas GOP Senate candidate Paxton has been voting illegally, report suggests
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Confederacy of Losers ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Stephen Miller is impossible to draw ♬

Lawrence O’Donnell: Lesson of the Platner campaign—Always wait for the vetting

Jesse Welles: ♫ American Dreams ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/7/26, 4:59 pm

DLBottleOn this fine summer evening, the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be meeting over drinks and conversation. Have something political you want to discuss? Stop by and join the conversation.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

190 Stoopid Comments

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/3/26, 10:18 pm

Michele Norris with Barack Obama: The “long journey” and vision for the Obama Presidential Center

LegalEagle: SCOTUS barely upholds the Constitution

The Resistance: ♫ Drop It In The Mail ♬

Christopher Titus: The boogie man of socialism!

Jeffery Epstein’s Best Friend:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп claimed his State Fair was “packed”
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s disastrous week
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Fair Assessment (of Трамп’s Fair) ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Memes roasting the internet
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Luck Be a Dictator ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Laughing All the Way to the Mid-Terms ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals his secret Supreme Court plan
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Algae Foam ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s 2nd Term of Chaos ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп lost three times at the Supreme Court
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Трамп’s buried and gone waltz ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Gets Schooled by Lincoln’s Reflecting Pool ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito sings, “Make Algae Great Again” ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to birthright citizenship
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These memes prove politics can be funny
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ He’s De-Mented! ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ E. Jean Shall Be Paid ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Doctors say Трамп has dementia—It’s accelerating
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп vs The Constitution—Savage civics lesson ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ God Plans to Silence Трамп ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп is the most corrupt President ever!
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s Reflecting Pool excuses get trolled
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Lincoln Memorial RIPS Трамп?! “It Ain’t Easy Being Green” ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп and FIFA…what could go wrong
  • Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ No, Nay, Never (No Voter Suppression!) ♬
  • The Marsh Family: ♫ Scratches ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the Great American State Fair
  • Paula Poundstone: Everyone walked out of Трамп’s State Fair
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп rejects his own “greatest deal ever” ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s birthright argument is unhinged and racist
  • John Di Domenico: ♫ Algae in the Stream ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Ketchup on the Carpet ♬
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ The Plane I Gain Remains in My Domain ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ America 250—Grade-A Pea Judging ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals a new Declaration of Independence
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s plan to control elections just got blocked
  • Parody Project: ♫ Tariffs Lies and Scorn ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Mirror—Waste, Fraud & Abuse Exposed ♬
  • Robert Reich: The founding fathers were quite clear
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—King of Destruction ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Roosevelt vs Трамп—Savage Civics Lesson ♬

The Onion: America—Birth of a nation

John Oliver: Redistricting

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The (Unofficial) ANTIFA Marching Song ♬

The Daily Show celebrates 250 years of America, and maybe 250 more?

The worst of Homo sapiens:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Justice Samuel Alito ♬
  • Jen Psaki: How Трамп played his followers for “SUCKERS” and grabbed big bucks for himself
  • MAGA Country: ♫ Little Marco (Sitcom Edition) ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Megyn Kelly can go FUCK herself!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Rotten, Republican S.O.B.s (Inspired by my dad) ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance goes to electric forest
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Ballard of Big Balls (live) ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп corruption makes fools of Supreme Court conservatives
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hey Трампers! Hey Losers! ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell reveals huge health news

thejuicemedia: : Honest government ad—Palantir

JoJoFromJerz: The MAGA money trail nobody’s talking about

The Resistance: ♫ We The People Still Means Us ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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