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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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JoJoFromJerz: Wake the fuck up before it is too late

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Am Proud to Be American (An Anthem for our Time) ♬

The Von Shitzenpantz Debacle:

ONN: Last-ever global warming report released for posterity

Michael Kosta: America gets diarrhea, CDC has no money to help & Iran war budget explodes

Other Deplorables, Thieves, Sycophants and Grifters:

InfoWars: This is why Big Pharma is TERRIFIED of fish milk

LegalEagle: “She said” IS evidence

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. Ro Khanna seems like a decent guy. The Israelis gave him a little shit a short time ago, when he paid a visit to the West Bank. That episode shows that Israel is not an ally of the US.

  3. If the Maine ICE shooting teaches us anything, it’s that ICE will hire literally anybody:

    An Army veteran with a history of violence and serious mental health issues was the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officer who fatally shot a 25-year-old Colombian man in Maine on Monday, the Associated Press (AP) reports, citing court records and interviews with his family.

    https://www.newsweek.com/david-brouillette-ice-agent-linked-deadly-maine-shooting-12207183

  5. TX: GOP hold.

    Earlier today, it was revealed that Talarico had been receiving millions from billionaire Epstein-associated Reid Hoffman. Hoffman was featured prominently in the Epstein files for making trips to Jeffrey Epstein’s island and to other Epstein residences, as well as exchanging gifts with Epstein with notes about “the girls.”

    According to FEC records, Hoffman has given more than $10 million to Talarico or PACs supporting the progressive candidate. Meanwhile, Talarico has gone as far as to claim that “the Epstein class has no place in Texas” in attempted smear attacks against his Republican opponent Ken Paxton despite being bank rolled by those very people.

  6. @ 1

    Ro Khanna seems like a decent guy.

    Report spotlights Ro Khanna’s lavish lifestyle amid anti-wealth rhetoric

    Lavish property holdings: Khanna owns an $6M, 8,000-square-foot D.C. mansion with marble finishes and a four-story elevator, and is moving to an even larger, more expensive home.

    Family financial interests: His children hold stakes in private golf clubs, a $65B wealth management firm, and hedge funds — investments Khanna has publicly criticized.

    Public image clash: Critics say Khanna’s luxury lifestyle conflicts with his advocacy for taxing billionaires and denouncing economic inequality.

    This makes the Trump children super-decent.

  7. Violent leftists learned yesterday that Adam Smith is vulnerable to threats of violence.

    Rep. Adam Smith (D-WA), the top Democrat on the House Armed Services Committee, indicated he voted to cut off military aid to Israel in part because of sustained personal threats against his family and his staff, part of what he described as a violent and relentless campaign of intimidation by far-left anti-Israel activists.

    Smith voted on Wednesday to support an amendment introduced by Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) to strip $3.3 billion in U.S. aid to Israel from the 2027 State Department appropriations bill — a major reversal by the hawkish Democrat after he previously told Jewish Insider he planned to oppose the measure.

    In a statement explaining his vote in favor, the high-ranking defense lawmaker said it was a “very close vote.” He said that despite voting to cut off U.S. aid, he was “deeply concerned” about the tactics used by far left activists to pressure him to support such a measure.

    “To date, my family and I have had our home vandalized, a fire has been set in my driveway, my neighbors’ lives have been disrupted by demonstrations in the middle of the night, town halls meant to be forums for dialogue have been shut down, and a staff member has been physically assaulted,” Smith said in a statement on X.

  8. @6

    Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie are the only two people in the House who aren’t totally OWNED by the Zionist lobby!

    Thomas Massie may have fallen victim to Zionist malfeasance, but Khanna is still in there, calling attention to the Zionist cabal running the US government.

  9. With the Blue Angels, at least at Seafair the crowds are away from Centerpoint, although they do fly close to terrain. When they break from a loop or the Solos, they got to quickly get to 400ft to avoid Mt Baker, especially since 2019. That was tge year the Flightbox shifted South, in conjunction with Light Rail construction on the bridge. Yes, the trains will be running during the show, it’s the reason the bridge no longer closes.

  10. @5

    Assumes a 2014 Epstein meeting with a campaign donor overrides Donald fucking little girls and Paxton sucking off Donald for an endorsement.

    And overrides

    Inside the child sex abuse case that resulted in Ken Paxton’s office offering a plea deal of just one day in jail

    Sad. Low energy

  11. @6 So only Republicans are supposed to have money?

    P.S., it’s his wife’s money, and he helps her enjoy it.

  12. So about the long shot REPUBLICAN candidate for a Florida house seat getting arrested by FBI for putting on his Marine uniform and recording instagram reels about Trump being the Anti-Christ and needed t be eliminated.

    Why is the Christian right s violent?

  13. So the OTHER ex wife of the Maine ICE murderer talks:

    If you were to ask me whether I believe David Brouillette is capable of this level of extreme violence, my answer is unequivocally yes.”

    Side note to the story for ICE supporter Susan Collin’s, local residents have told the press that ICE left the bloodstain when five hours later they removed the body and left.

    Guess putting the head on a pike and leaving it is a little to much even for THESE guys.

  14. That Mike Lindell is still registered to vote in Texas while running a laughable campaign fr Minnesota Governor with Donnie’s foul chested endorsement is toooooooooooo daaaaaaaammmmmmnnnn fffuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnyyyyy

  15. The crem rises to the flop

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders
    @SarahHuckabee
    X.com

    In our state, you cannot replace Arkansas law with Sharia law. We will not allow it. Period.

    12:11 PM • 7/17/26 • 719K Views

    In our state, you cannot replace Whidbey Island with a fantasyland made of capybara and gay-friendly Pukachu. We will not allow it. Period.

  16. Connecticut Federal court is the latest to look at Donnie’s demand for Al the states’ voter roll data and say, “ Ew gross get the fuck outta here.”

    0-16

  17. @ 14

    That Mike Lindell is still registered to vote in Texas …

    When’s the last time anyone moved and notified the Secretary of State to take them off the voter roll in the state they’re leaving?

    For all we know Darryl’s still registered to vote in PA and in WI.

  22. @19

    Your problem is you and your ilk didn’t realize the way to win a war is to take the preventative measure of buying the US government before starting said war. That’s what the Zionists did: they bought the House, Senate and White House long before this Iran business.

    Heck, if the Zionists said “Attack Canada,” Trump and Company would salute smartly, say “Yes Sir!” immediately and launch nukes against Ottawa.

    Yep, your side would have won easily if you first bought the US government before starting that silliness.

  23. @17

    Look who’s pointing out the SAVE act and the arguments for it are bullshit.

    I guess I forgot to add pillow biter is not yet registered in MN so can’t vote in his election.

  24. Two more dead servicemen and another missing in Donnie’s desperate attempt to not talk about the Epstein files.

    Say, still not a hint of unclassified confirmation the ‘daring rescue’ of the Easter pilot ever happened. Jut Hegseth saying “trust me, testoterbro!”

  25. I wonder if Tara Reade was a Russian agent all along, and was paid to help Trump? That could explain why she fled to Russia after being exposed as a fraud.

  26. Given a choice of evils, who would you rather have meddling in U.S. elections, China or Trump? In other words, who’s the greater threat to our democracy?

    This is just a thought experiment.

  27. Trump is the last, and I do mean the very last, person I want deciding who can vote in U.S. elections.

  29. There’s a certain type of Gravy Seal MAGA who is obsessed with a shitty movie from the ‘00s

    Pete Hegseth: “We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset”

    Sparta, Outnumbered, lasted a while longer than expected (seven days) they all died. Observable lost cause theory. Persia rules the area for another 50 years. Read a book.

  30. @ 22

    … the way to win a war is to take the preventative measure of buying the US government before starting said war. That’s what the Zionists did: they bought the House, Senate and White House long before this Iran business.

    Sure, but who did the Jews have to buy off to be able to control the weather?

  31. @ 24

    Say, still not a hint of unclassified confirmation the ‘daring rescue’ of the Easter pilot ever happened…

    Really nothing for you to be concerned about. Half the libbie spewers on this site won’t be able to afford to see the movie until it’s on Amazon Prime, anyway.

    Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Film …

    Variety
    https://variety.com › film › news › michael-bay-directing…
    May 20, 2026 — Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Film About Two Pilots Recovered From Iran · Variety Confidential.

  33. @31

    Rudy, Rudy, Rudy

    The Blind Side

    Catch Me if you Can

    And for the Bay stans

    Pearl Harbor

    13 Hours

    All marketed as stories that actually happened.

  34. Biden loses 13 servicemembers in Kabul: “Run away faster!”

    DJT47 loses two servicemembers in Jordan: “Wipe them out.”

    U.S. Central Command
    @CENTCOM

    Today at 6 p.m. ET, U.S. forces began launching new airstrikes against Iran at the Commander in Chief’s direction. The strikes are designed to further degrade Iran’s ability to threaten commercial shipping in the Strait of Hormuz and swiftly punish Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps forces who launched attacks against American service members in Jordan last night.

    10:17 PM · Jul 18, 2026

  36. @ 33

    All marketed as stories that actually happened.

    You left off Schindler’s List and Flight 93.

  37. @34 strikes are designed to further degrade Iran’s ability to threaten commercial shipping in the Strait of Hormuz

    And this is accomplished by blowing up bridges and power plants in the interior?

  38. @34

    Biden executes the plan mandated by Trump.

    At least we’re down to every few month you try to fuck that pig.

  39. The totally defeated country still had 34 Targets.

    Like a children’s hospital’

    I gave you the map.

  40. 57 years ago tonight his great uncle orchestrated Jack Schlossberg’s congressional primary defeat.

    Echoes of War
    @EchoesofWarYT

    A US senator killed a 28 year old woman, left her to drown, spent zero days in jail, and then served 40 more years in the Senate. 57 years ago tonight. Almost nobody remembers her name.

    57 years ago tonight, July 18 1969, on a tiny island called Chappaquiddick that most Americans could not find on a map, the most infamous car accident in US history happened while the entire world was staring at the sky waiting for men to walk on the moon.

    Senator Ted Kennedy left a cottage party for the “Boiler Room Girls,” the young women who had worked themselves to exhaustion on his brother Bobby’s campaign the year before Bobby was shot, and he drove off with 28 year old Mary Jo Kopechne around 11:15 pm. He said he was taking her to the ferry.

    Instead the car went off the Dike Bridge, a narrow wooden bridge with no guardrail, and flipped upside down into the black tidal water of Poucha Pond. Kennedy got out. Mary Jo did not.

    And here is the part history never forgave: he did not knock on the lit up house just yards away that had a phone, he did not call police, he walked back to the party and then he went to bed.

    He reported it roughly 10 hours later, the next morning, only after two fishermen had already found the car and her body. The diver who pulled her out, John Farrar, said she had likely survived for a while inside an air pocket and might be alive today if anyone had simply called for help that night.

    Two days later Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon, and so the greatest achievement in human history shared the front page with a drowned woman and a senator who waited until sunrise.

    The punishment for all of it: a guilty plea to leaving the scene, a two month suspended sentence, not a single day served. He kept his Senate seat for 40 more years until he died in 2009, one of the most powerful men in the country.

    Strip away the famous last name and you are left with something painfully simple. A young woman trusted the wrong man to drive her home, and he chose himself.

    Say her name tonight. Not his. Mary Jo Kopechne.

    7:41 PM · Jul 18, 2026

  41. @ 37

    And this is accomplished by blowing up bridges and power plants in the interior?

    HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool does not understand that said bridges arewere used to transport munitions and drones to the Iranian coast, from which they are fired on the Hormuz Strait.

    Interference with supply lines as part of military strategy is an unfamiliar concept to HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool.

  42. @40 How does a guy who died in 2009 orchestrate a 2026 primary defeat? This more likely has something to do with it:

    Schlossberg’s candidacy has been criticized by primary opponents and political analysts for a lack of professional experience and local civic engagement. In May 2026, The New York Times published an investigative report characterizing Schlossberg’s campaign operation as “erratic and plagued by turnover”. Former staffers alleged that Schlossberg frequently missed weekly strategy meetings, abruptly terminated personnel, or neglected to formally notify employees of their dismissal.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Schlossberg

    Maybe he thought being JFK’s grandson was enough.

  43. @40 (continued)

    Ted should have gotten same time we would get for vehicular homicide, and the Jan. 6 rioters shouldn’t have been pardoned and shouldn’t get “settlements” from a taxpayer-funded slush fund, can we agree on that?

  45. @ 42

    Maybe he thought being JFK’s grandson was enough.

    You silly libbies thought being Biden’s VP would be enough.

    And don’t get me started with Darcy Burner’s cred.

  46. Speaking of books, you actually might want to take your own advice and read one or 3.

    Your conclusion and durations are so far off it laughable.

    Always a good time when someone thinks they are smart, then proceed to own-goal themselves – all in one post.

    Golf clap…..

  47. Sparta Won is correct…..I even wrote 9 books about the era.

    “Sparta Lost” would do well to read what I worked so hard to document. It could help prevent looking like an ass in the future…

  49. Though this was a late aviation related April Fools, but looks like it’s real. I was familiar with the attempt to restart production of a modernized Consolidated PBY, but didn’t expect any orders. First one is from a company licensing the Pan Am brand.

    https://catalinaaircrafttrust.com/news

  50. The Tates are in a Florida jail.

    You remember the Brothers Tate. They’re the British child rapist sex traffickers wanted in Romania, the UK and most recently the USA who Donnie intervened last year to get them a weekend pass from Romanian house arrest to come to America.

    And said no to the Brits extradition request to grab them on that trip. Good friends with Joe Rogan and Dana White. Seems they thought they had protection to come host a fighting event in Miami.

    US Marshals weren’t playing along.

  51. So big fun…

    Taylor Farms is identified now as the ‘one major supplier’ the FDA made a point of NOT naming in their July 16th press release on explosive diarrhea caused by cyclosporiasis. cyclosporiasis, a thing the CDC used to track until RFKjr and DOGE hollowed out the CDC because COVID was a hoax and raw milk is super good for you.

    Taylor Farms:
    $1m to MAGA Inc. Super PAC. Three months later FDA delays food traceability rule on inspections DIRECTLY dealing with Taylor Farms the near monopoly supplier of fresh lettuce to US Restaurants and grocery.

    Bruce Taylor, Taylor farms founder $1m to Tump 2024 and just for fun, $2m to Ron DeSantis over his years in FL politics.

  53. How nice to take a vacay from HA trolls..

    Caught the metro near the homestead with my carry-on and backpack. Took the ST light rail to SEATAC.. So convenient, affordable..

    Biden loses 13 servicemembers in Kabul
    –
    And kills al Zawahiri in a later strike and some others in another retaliatory strike. Yeah, they may have been innocents but they were people with funny last names so that should have made a kreepfuck happy.. heh..

    And yes al Zawahiri was al Qaeda not Isis but again who’s counting except dumbshit trolls.

    … soleimani.. soleimani… bleat.. bleat..

    Back to vacay.. C’ya

  54. Word is that Ellen Page will be on the cover of next month’s Men’s Health magazine.

    I guess the lesson from this is that if HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool could ever save enough money to have his moobs chopped off, he’d be “healthy”, too.

  55. @ 53

    Took the ST light rail to SEATAC.. So convenient, affordable..

    YLB, if light rail was so “affordable” wouldn’t Sound Transit be able to put it everywhere?

    YLB, everything can be “affordable” if enough people other than YLB can be forced to heavily subsidize it.

  56. @40

    Ah yes, the movie that was going to derail Obama according to Dumbfuck so many years ago.

    Why does “almost nobody know her name?” Other than 100% of political junkies on this blog and millions like it?

    Because it was 57 years ago, the kids casting their first federal votes in 2026 were 1-3 years old when Ted Kennedy died and people old enough to vote when it happened are 75 years old now.

    Ask the kids if they know Jane Fonda.

  58. @ 57

    Please enjoy this video of …

    Did it make up for Election Night, 2024?

    While you cheer south Jersey hecklers, Donald and Melania are receiving the royal treatment at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford as I write. 31 minutes in and I’ve dozed off twice. How boring is this sport.

  59. Now that his mom’s gone this might be Steve’s best chance to get laid:

    Transgender neo-Nazi assigned to women’s prison, despite wearing a mustache and being biologically male

  60. @55 Oh look, another Republican is complaining about taxes he doesn’t pay. Meanwhile, if he comes to Seattle, he can get cheap and convenient rides subsidized by local taxpayers.

  61. A Maine Democrat candidate for US Senate, who lost to Collins by 37% in 2014, has removed herself from consideration after freezing in the candidates’ debate last week.

    Looks like Collins will face a commie with a sexual assault history and a mortgage fraud history.

  62. Another candidate for DNC nominee for US Senate in Maine:

    Sergeant News Network
    @sgtnewsnetwork
    ·
    Maine Democrat Dan Kleban: “The reputation of the Democratic Party is is in the toilet.”

    4:28 AM · Jul 17, 2026

    Well, after you cut the dick off a 14 year-old tranny without telling his mom you’ve gotta throw it somewhere.

  63. @ 60

    …another Republican is complaining about taxes he doesn’t pay.

    My residential rental is worth substantially more than the shithold you subsist in, and I pay substantially higher Regional Transit District RE taxes than you do. ST3 receives funding from them.

    I probably pay higher sales taxes in that district than you do, too. ST receives funding from them.

    The piddly amount that goes to ST3 from your car tabs doesn’t begin to cover that difference.

  64. Well, this isn’t anything that a whopping dose of vicious socialism can’t cure:

    Sarah Longwell
    @SarahLongwell25

    At some point Dems are going to have to grapple with the reality that in the face of all of Trump and Republicans’ manifest horribleness and incompetence, people aren’t rushing toward the Democrats. If you think the DSA stuff is helping, you’ve never talked to a swing voter.

    Ronald Brownstein
    @RonBrownstein
    8h
    Trump’s job approval rating has plummeted below the level that triggered midterm wave elections vs Clinton 94, W. Bush in 2006, Obama in 2010 & Trump himself in 2018. And yet most surveys do not show Dems establishing a clear advantage in the key races that will decide control.
    4:26 PM · Jul 19, 2026

  67. @63 Next you’ll want us to believe you don’t pass those taxes on to your tenant.

  68. Go ahead, make us believe you, not your tenant, pay those taxes. And that a resident of Freeland pays Seattle sales taxes.

  69. @63 The piddly amount that goes to ST3 from your car tabs doesn’t begin to cover that difference.

    You’ve got me dead to rights this time. As a disabled veteran, I get free car tabs. As our state legislature sees it, 13 months in Vietnam was payment enough.

  72. Well, this isn’t anything that a whopping dose of vicious socialism can’t cure

    Work it bitch.

  74. Not again, moderating my comment, for no reason.

    You are the reason for fascists.

    Please explain for the moderation and deleting my comment

  75. Was it the word? Or the multiple links?

    Fascists sensor indiscriminately.

    You let the guy that says this blog is on life support post unfiltered.

    Fascism blog. Maybe the troll will come to your rescue. You owe me one.

  76. So apparently we’re back to indiscriminately moderating comments for no reason other than the moderator’s feelings got hurt. The double standards.

  77. I post a link or links of many wives, and one daughter that are killed by their husbands, and Daddy. I reference their sexuality and call them a bad name, and there goes the slide to fascism by none other than a horses ass.

  78. Three weeks ago some GUY killed his wife in Zion National Park.

    (Insert your own link here because the last one inserted was deleted by some snowflake)

  79. @ 67

    Next you’ll want us to believe you don’t pass those taxes on to your tenant.

    This from the failed investor who will pass a pitifully small portfolio on to his deeply disappointed heirs.

    Although I see HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless bloviating fool has backtracked quickly from his silly claim that I don’t pay the same types of ST3 taxes that he does.

  80. Ohh and 2 weeks ago (no not years, you heard that right, weeks) some GUY in Cobb County Georgia (I got two peaches Georgia) killed the wife, and son.

    (Again, insert your own link)

  81. @ 68

    And that a resident of Freeland pays Seattle sales taxes.

    I pay taxes at the Metropolitan Grill, at Jack’s BBQ, and at Saltoro. I pay taxes during Happy Hour. I pay taxes when I park. I pay taxes when I buy concert or game tix. I pay taxes when I stay over because of something really late or really early.

    And because you can’t afford to do anything more than open a ramen package three times a day and a Depends package once a week, I pay more sales taxes than you do.

  82. @ 74

    Please explain for the moderation and deleting my comment

    Likely exactly the same reason that one of mine didn’t make it, yesterday, and again today. Shit happens and there are occasional glitches with everything, everywhere.

    The difference is that I don’t go all Birdcage‘s Nathan Lane over it the way you do, G-clown.

  84. The difference is that I don’t go all Birdcage‘s Nathan Lane over it the way you do, G-clown.

    . Funny!

    Well, I merely posted about 5 or 6 links of how MEN were killing their wives and babies. And I think a snowflake melted.

    And I guess I have to say it in a nicer manner. Or it will be deleted. There is a melting flake.

  85. Robin was a hot man there.

    I think you secretly would like me to be more of Nathan’s kind, well maybe if I was black, with BBC

  86. …..Gman. Appears that even the mod is tired of your psychotic bullshit posts.

    Go fuck off…..and I mean an all-the-way fuck off….no half measure fuck offs allowed you twisted freak.

  87. @76-78 Posts with more than 3 links are automatically deleted. Try splitting up your links in multiple posts. Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, etc.

  88. @79 I’m not stupid enough to be a landlord, but apparently you are.
    I don’t pay a cent of ST3 taxes on my stock investments. No failed water heaters, no yard to keep up, no deadbeat tenants to evict.

  89. @81 Not to mention what you spend on gas to drive all the way from Freeland to Seattle to eat in a restaurant. Rabbits eat for free, I don’t want to eat what you eat, and the money I save on eating out (and all the ancillary expenses) goes into stocks.

    Sounds like you’re helping to pay for the stadiums, too, not just light rail. Seattle appreciates your business. Keep paying those taxes, bub, so I don’t have to.

    And this dude actually thinks he’s smarter than me.

    🐰

  90. @82 Since your posts glow in the dark, maybe you set off some sort of geiger counter embedded in the WordPress software.

  91. @84 I guess I have to say it in a nicer manner.

    Actually, you don’t. All you have to do is use no more than 3 links per post. To use more links, break it up into multiple posts.

  92. @86 The mod never saw it. He used too many links, and it was automatically deleted. Try posting 4 links in one very polite, cogent, and engaging post, and watch what happens to your post. This blog doesn’t allow more than 3 links per post, no matter who posts it or what the post says.

  93. If you want to know why the GrandOldPedophiles and the corporate Democrats are so terrified of DSA, Mayor Katie Wilson speaking plain truth to everyone under 60:

    Most of all, we must tell our own story. It’s time to discard the notion that Seattle is “dying.” The forces pushing that narrative never wanted Seattle to succeed. This isn’t a call to ignore challenges, but to tackle them with a sense of possibility, because we’ve seen what our city feels like when we pull together.

    Cities are humanity’s greatest invention.
    Where opportunity, creativity, culture and democracy come together. Cities are where people who are different from one another learn how to live together. Cities are where innovation happens because people encounter new ideas, new neighbors and new possibilities. That’s always been Seattle’s story, and we have an opportunity, a responsibility, to write the next chapter.

  94. You know what also helped Ted Kennedy get away with it aside from Massachusetts not passing a Vehicular Homicide law for 30ish years after Chappaquiddick?

    Ask Neil and Buzz and the Apollo crew. “That’s one car accident and a giant leap for Mankind.”

  95. Twatter:
    They made a black woman Helen of Troy!

    Elliott page as ACHILLES?!?

    Go woke go broke!

    Audiences: TAKE MY MONEY

  96. Go fuck off…..and I mean an all-the-way fuck off….no half measure fuck offs allowed you twisted freak.

    Hey Cocksucker come suck my cock. Then go have your viral moment and go abuse your girlfriend or wife.

  97. Behold the 2028 DSA nominee for vice president:

    The cop, who said he was on campus for a stolen vehicle investigation, then threatened to put him in cuffs and take him to a Baker Act facility for psychiatric hold, and Vick said, “f*cking try it.”

    The officer then called for backup to deal with the unhinged student, and upon saying over the radio, “he’s having a breakdown,” things escalated with Vick screaming, “She! She! Just say the right pronouns!”

    I think this dude was G-clown’s college roomie.

  99. Ain’t nobody interested in touching that little gnarled-up piss-pipe you call a dick.

  101. Jonas Vingegaard’s Tour de France effort yesterday ended when he crashed out after his front wheel slipped in a turn.

    At 2 a.m. yesterday morning he was rousted out of bed to pee into a cup by the UCI doping control.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  102. 96

    The only “viral moment” happening around here is the ooze dripping out of your salad-hole.

  104. 103

    Well firstly, I would never beat my wife.

    Secondly, I am not a “boy”.

    Save your “boy” descriptions for the underage twinks you hustle on grindr.

  105. @97 Is it okay if we call you “girlie” or “pussy” from now on? Of course it is. But we wouldn’t try that on a real man.

  107. Darcy Burner lifetime election results

    2006 – Loss
    2008 – Loss
    2012 – Loss
    2016 – Loss

    No wonder the rabbit has the hots for her….

    the people have spoken…..4 times.

  109. @ 107

    No wonder the rabbit has the hots for her….

    Pretty sure it’s because he’d fit right in with all the other men she’d never be able to successfully arouse.

  110. The guy just went away. This may be why:

    Graham Platner’s Wife Probed for Medicaid Fraud, Leaked DHHS Doc Shows
    Graham Platner’s household was being investigated for welfare fraud even as Platner dismissed claims of widespread welfare fraud.

    The documents, provided by a source who asked to remain anonymous, show alleged welfare overpayments totaling more than $9,000 in Medicaid benefits, known in Maine as MaineCare.

    The records, from a “Fraud Investigation Recovery” case opened under Incident #2511-014, list Amy J. Gertner, Platner’s wife, as the suspect and Platner himself as a “Household Member.” Both share the address in Sullivan.

    Case is still active.

  111. A reminder that the Schumer Shutdown accomplished nothing but exposing Democrats as impotent.

  112. It certainly does not help that YLB’s children will never be able to afford to bring children into the world themselves.

    Nick Freitas
    @NickJFreitas

    Democrats don’t have enough children to be a viable party in 20 years…

    That’s why they insist on:

    1. Lax voting laws (Cheating)
    2. Mass immigration (Replacement)
    3. Gov control of education (Indoctrination)

    3:28 PM · Jul 20, 2026

  114. For the rest of you, Darcy, at least, is warm and fuzzy. That’s more than those two porcupines can say.

  115. @110 Funny how no reputable news source is picking up that story. Well, maybe tomorrow.

    By the way, “overpayment” doesn’t automatically mean “fraud” and “being investigated” doesn’t automatically mean “guilty,” except to Republican simps.

  116. @112 Sounds like another two-time loser Republican politician is feeling butt-hurt.

    We have an election system that works just fine. Voting fraud is virtually non-existent, so throwing up more barriers to voting is a “solution” looking for a problem, and is a partisan scheme to keep the other side’s supporters from voting, with black voters a primary target. Coming from an openly racist president and party, it’s more than a little reminiscent of Jim Crow.

    To register, voters have to swear they’re citizens under penalty of perjury, and non-citizens can go to prison if they’re caught. The tiny handful of non-citizens who slip through nearly always do so because of misunderstanding and/or administrative error, and the SAVE Act does nothing to make the system proof against human error.

    Elections aren’t perfect, and don’t have to be. What is attainable is the best-run elections we’re humanly capable of. Obviously, you get that result by hiring election professionals to manage elections. The last thing we need is opinionated politicians with partisan objectives interfering.

    Do not expect a dumbfuck to understand this.

  122. 107

    She asked for a hug…..I politely refused.

    you still jerking off to her 2008 campaign pics?

  124. Darcy has hugged me the same number of times as she has won elections.

    A big fat ZERO.

  125. @ 114

    For the rest of you, Darcy, at least, is warm and fuzzy.

    For all of us, Darcy Burner was never a Microsoft executive.

    She was never effective, competent, or victorious, either.

  126. @ 116

    Sounds like another two-time loser Republican politician is feeling butt-hurt.

    And when #CrookedHillary claimed the 2016 election was stolen, it sounded like a two-time loser Democrat politician was feeling butt-hurt.

  127. The imposter @123 apparently doesn’t know the difference between a public hug in a pub and sex. We can surmise he’s never had either.

  128. @124 It’s just as well you don’t know what you’re missing, and she even more so.

  131. Funny watching rabbit constantly going to the mat for a 4-time political loser.

    Water seeks its own level..

  133. @131 It’s even funnier watching you obsess over a rabbit hug. I’ll bet you’ve never picked up and petted a bunny in your entire life. Heck, if you saw one crossing the street, you’d probably try to run over it with your car.

  135. The only obsession here is you and your creep-crush on a political loser.

    Deal with it

  136. @135 Huh. I simply posted that Darcy hugs rabbits, after someone else brought up Darcy again. You must be new here, because it’s an old theme I’ve reposted many times through the years. It’s my standard response to Darcy-bashing. But for some reason, rooted in your twisted psyche, you can’t stop grumbling about a simple repost. In response, I’m giving you the verbal beatdown you deserve.

  137. @ 130

    Trump’s strategic concept of war evidently consists of tit-for-tat body stacking.

    So did FDR’s, in December, 1941.

  138. @ 135

    The only obsession here is you and your creep-crush on a political loser.

    It’s because she once replied to him.

  140. “It’s a world of laughter
    A world of ch-”

    https://local12.com/news/nation-world/man-dies-after-cardiac-emergency-on-its-a-small-world-disney-world-magic-kingdom-fdacs-report-details-second-quarter-theme-park-injuries-at-universal-and-disney-attractions-cincinnati-florida-department-of-agriculture-and-consumer-services-fdacs (WKRC) – A man reportedly died after experiencing a cardiac emergency while riding “it’s a small world” at Disney World’s Magic Kingdom.

    According to WESH, citing information from the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services (FDACS), a man reportedly died after suffering a cardiac emergency while riding “it’s a small world” at Magic Kingdom in April.

    No gator required.

  141. Just think how much better prepared for life YLB’s kids would be had they gone to school somewhere useful.

    Spencer Pratt
    @spencerpratt
    ·
    “a black fourth grader in Mississippi is two and a half times as likely to be proficient in math and reading as one in California”

    Don’t let communists run your state.

    7:14 AM · Jul 20, 2026

  142. When Tucker Carlson and Megan Kelly are both attacking MAGA, strange things are afoot at the Circle-K!

  144. 143

    Popcorn at the ready waiting for Gman’s next meltdown…

    Imagine being one of his coworkers……lol

  145. Since HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool does not understand the rationale behind hitting Iranian bridges:

    CENTCOM also confirmed that the Kehuristan Bridge in Hormozgan Province was rendered unusable. The bridge links Bandar Abbas with western Hormozgan and forms part of one of the province’s main transportation routes.

    Roads, bridges and railways are how Iran moves mobile launchers, fuel, ammunition and replacement equipment. Disrupting those routes makes it harder to sustain missile operations, even if launchers survive.

  146. @145 –

    The Ukraine War was a mistake and needs to end now.

    The War in Iran is a bad mistake, and Trump is being the Epstein-Zionists’ bitch by having the US involved in it in any way.

    NATO should have ended at least 25 years ago.

    It’s time for the US to LEAVE Europe! It’s also time for the US to leave South Korea and Japan.

    In short, in it’s TIME TO END THE FUCKING EMPIRE. WE’RE BROKE, in case you haven’t’ noticed!

  147. What’s it mean when a Democrat governor of a NE US blue state admits more 6,000 aliens were registered to vote in that state, and that hundreds of aliens have already voted in her state?

    Governor Mikie Sherrill
    @GovSherrillNJ

    Last week I learned that a serious software error in New Jersey’s Motor Vehicle System led to the registration of roughly 6,600 people who indicated that they were not U.S. citizens between June 2023 and June 2024, almost three years prior to my taking office. These individuals answered “no” when asked on a keypad whether they were a U.S. citizen when applying for drivers’ licenses and identification cards, but through no fault of their own, the system registered them anyway.

    This happened under the previous administration and, upon learning this information, I immediately ordered my chief counsel to launch an investigation to get to the bottom of what occurred. I also ordered the removal of any residents from our voter rolls who were erroneously added between June 2023 and June 2024. The new MVC Administrator that I appointed has begun the process of replacing the vendor responsible for administering the system.

    Our preliminary analysis shows fewer than 400 individuals who were newly registered for the first time because of the error voted. They were registered as Democrats, Republicans and Unaffiliated voters and were scattered across the state.

    It means that DJT47 was correct.

  148. CBS News:

    The special counsel’s report, released in 2024, included passages that referenced Biden’s conversations with Zwonitzer. The special counsel wrote the recordings showed the former president’s “diminished faculties and faulty memory,” and said his conversations with Zwonitzer were “painfully slow, with Mr. Biden struggling to remember events and straining at times to read and relay his own notebook entries.”

    Those conversations occurred in 2016 and 2017.

    Now consider that idiots like YLB thought Biden was still good to go for another four years in mid-2024.

    Now the world will be able to hear just how cognitively deficient Joe Biden was years before Democrats chose him over the diminutive homosexual to be their 2020 standard-bearer.

  149. Cmon now VT, give YL B a break.

    He has it on good authority that Joe Biden caught a cold on an 11 hour non-stop redeye flight from JFK to Dulles….after which he suffered from jet lag, as any normal person would after enduring such as arduous flight.

  150. It turns out it’s not just HA’s failed former attorney and perpetual useless, bloviating fool who serves up hanging curves straight down the middle:

    Pete Buttigieg
    @PeteButtigieg

    Donald Trump’s departure from the political scene will come.

    The most important question is: then what?

    5:40 PM · Jul 20, 2026

    Meanwhile, YLB doesn’t understand why Mayor Pete isn’t certain that Donald Trump will run for a third term.

  151. @137 So did FDR’s, in December, 1941.

    This ranks as one of your most ignorant posts ever. America had a strategy in World War 2. Countless books have been written about it. You should read one sometime.

    Trump has no strategy in Iran. This war resembles a toddler trying to beat a square peg into a round hole.

  152. @141 First of all, that’s basedon demographically adjusted scores, and Mississippi’s and Louisiana’s unadjusted scores are much lower. Secondly, those states’ adjusted scores (255 and 254) are only marginally higher than California’s (244).

    https://x.com/panickssery/status/1909333745091723524

    And finally, explain where the “communism” is in what California isn’t doing that Mississippi is doing.

    https://edsource.org/2024/california-should-follow-mississippis-lead-on-reading-instruction/706540

  153. @146 The Ukraine War was a mistake and needs to end now.

    Tell that to Putin.

    Starting wars is easier than ending them, as Putin is finding out. But don’t expect someone incapable of learning anything to ever figure that out. You know who I’m talking about.

  154. @147 It means that DJT47 was correct.

    Liar, liar, pants on fire! Trump’s wildly false claims about election fraud are still wildly false. A one-time software glitch in one state that didn’t change any election results doesn’t validate his election lies.

  155. @150 Is there a point in there somewhere? Trump isn’t president for life, much less president for eternity. He will leave the political scene. Nobody knows when. When he does, apart from the coast-to-coast celebrations and dancing in the streets, what will happen next? Nobody knows that, either.

  156. @153 –

    The Ukraine War started after YEARS of the US fucking around and trying to interfere where it had no business. It was set up by a bunch of Brits trying to re-do the Crimean War and a lot of Neocon crazy bastards like Victoria Nuland and John Bolton.

  157. @156 The Ukraine War started when Putin invaded Ukraine with the intention of taking over the former Soviet republic.

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