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Brenna Perez: Louisiana SOLD OUT to Elon & SpaceX in WORST deal ever

Jesse Welles: ♫ War Pigs (Live at the Gorge Amphitheater) ♬

Cadet Bone Spurs:

Robert Reich: Who would a wealth tax really work?

Parody Project: ♫ Born in Time to Watch the Nation Fall ♬

The MAGA Peanut Gallery:

Charlie Parr: ♫ (What’s so funny about) Universal Healthcare? ♬

ONN: Democracy files for Chapter 11

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  2. Ross / Rachel
    David / Maddie
    Leonard / Penny

    We know people in North Ireland and people in Ireland sometimes say, ‘Hey, when are you guys getting together?

    North Ireland?

  3. She went full Roger Rabbit. You never go full Roger Rabbit.

    Politics & Government
    Democratic Party pulls support for NC House candidate

    In a statement, party officials said they “unequivocally reject and condemn” posts by Shelly Headen, the Democratic nominee for North Carolina House District 62.

    The posts include comments about an attack on some conservative states and suggest violence could be more effective than peaceful protest.

    The party said the comments “violate everything our party represents.”

    You can’t claim to be an atheist AND compare yourself to Jesus Christ, libbie:

    She said: “I think our only hope is an attack on US soil, preferably Alabama, Louisiana where the stupid people live.”

    She said: “I’ve sacrificed myself just like Jesus sacrificed himself on the cross, and Martin Luther King and Abraham Lincoln and all the people that put themselves out there to sacrifice for our country,” she said. “If a few angry moments on social media are the end, then so be it. MAGA will keep winning if we continue with not standing up for what’s right.”

    MAGA will keep winning because uninformed libbies like YLB choose to put up with misinformed, sadly vicious libbies like Roger Rabbit.

  4. I was away for most of yesterday and did not have the opportunity to commemorate 9/11 with this famous line from the late Norm Macdonald:

    What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Muslims?”

    The NYT didn’t know it was a joke and tried to replicate it:

    Facing Islamophobia, Mamdani Keeps Focus on 9/11 Victims

    The New York Times
    https://www.nytimes.com › 2026/09/11 › nyregion › m…
    18 hours ago — In recent weeks, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has visited firehouses around New York City as part of an effort to direct the public’s attention …

  5. Wait until they find out it still doesn’t get them to 12:

    The Babylon Bee
    @TheBabylonBee

    White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote

    From babylonbee.com

    10:00 AM · Sep 11, 2026

  6. Uh oh.

    As Texas Senate race tightens, Talarico’s mask is slipping | Opinion
    Newly surfaced comments on capitalism, faith and abortion reveal Texas state Rep. James Talarico is more progressive than his campaign lets on. Voters are starting to notice.

    “From abortion to guns to voting, a reactionary minority is threatening our most basic rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Leaders at all levels have to start using every tool in the toolbox to protect our freedoms,” Talarico posted on X in 2022.

    He might be campaigning like a Christian who embraces capitalism and champions Texans’ freedoms, but his actual positions on capitalism, faith and abortion don’t reflect the values of most Republicans – or, likely, of most Texans.

    Wait until someone points out to him on camera that abortion is an intentional termination of the basic right to life.

  7. What’s this?

    RETURNING BIDEN OVERCHARGES TO WORKING FAMILIES: Today, President Donald J. Trump announced that the federal government will return to the American people hundreds of millions in Obamacare overcharges, collected by the Biden Administration, by issuing refunds of $500 per person to nearly 1 million Americans in 30 states. Today’s actions directly refund the Americans most exposed to the higher costs imposed by the Biden Administration’s gross mismanagement of Obamacare.

    The Biden Administration overcharged Americans through Obamacare plan exchange “user fees” that were passed on to consumers in the form of higher premiums, funding the operations of the federal Obamacare exchange far in excess of what was needed to run the exchange.

    Only four of the 30 states in which consumers were overcharged are blue states.

    These states include Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

    Small wonder Team Biden had no interest in giving the money back.

  8. A few of the columnists greatest hits:

    “ I’m still mad about Fauci. Are you?”

    “ Lindsey Graham proved principle, bipartisanship can coexist”

    “The left’s Reflecting Pool obsession is absurd”

    I NEED YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. WE ARE A CHRISTIAN NATION. I MOVED TO TEXAS TO BE MORE JUDGMENTAL. I AM A WHITE CHRISTIAN WOMAN. LISTEN TO ME

    Pick up.

  9. @6

    That’s fantastic news!

    We already spent the DOGE refund. And the Tariff rebate.

  10. RFKjr

    The party of my body, my choice silenced the voices of 10s of 1000s of mothers who believe their children had suffered vaccine injuries.”

    People who believe the Earth is flat are also being vindicated.

  12. @3 You can’t claim to be an atheist AND compare yourself to Jesus Christ

    Funny you should bring that up. Tell that to the antichrist you voted for THREE TIMES because you’re a dumbfuck.

  13. @4 What terrifies me is if ISIS were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Americans?”

    An irrational fear that Republicans have milked, and continue to milk, for all its worth. You wouldn’t be trying to do that, would you by any chance?

  15. @6 Yeah, in TexAss, being against oligarchy and school shootings isn’t politic. There’s nothing wrong with Talarico, only with TexAss voters. Something is wrong with you, too. Throughout your childhood, did you fool your mother into believing there was no lasting damage from that time you were an infant and she dropped you on your head?

  16. Diesel jumped another $.11 overnight.

    That weekly trip to H-E-B for food for you family is getting more expensive.

  18. @ 16

    That weekly trip to H-E-B for food for you family is getting more expensive.

    Stuff got more expensive when inflation hit 9% in June, 2022. We’re all still here.

  19. MAGA will keep winning

    because billionaire munee is used to fund magats to make even more billions for the billionaires and good people, who way outnumber the billionaires do little to nothing.

    Good chance of that changing in November.

  20. Donald Trump’s childhood home has sold for nearly $2 million after a renovation transformed the New York City residence from a mold-ridden cat den to a modern abode. … The seller, Tommy Lin, had purchased the five-bedroom, three-bathroom home last year for $835,000 after it sat vacant and neglected for years. Lin, a developer, spent another $500,000 on an eight-month interior overhaul ….

    https://abcnews.com/US/wireStory/president-donald-trumps-childhood-home-sells-2-million-136393061

    One assumes the place would’ve gone for more if Trump hadn’t lived there, and the $500K included hiring an exorcist.

  21. A pastor kicked off a recent campaign stop for Michael Whatley, the Republican nominee for Senate, with a prayer that asked God to bestow “integrity and honesty” upon the event and to right wrongs “hammered down on the conservative movement.”

    The prayer was hardly unusual by North Carolina political standards. What was surprising was the man who delivered it. Pastor Daimon L. King is a registered sex offender, twice sentenced to prison for convictions involving children, according to state and court records.

    https://www.aol.com/articles/convicted-sex-offender-offered-opening-214710000.html

    Pickup.

  22. @ 20

    … a mold-ridden cat den to a modern abode. … it sat vacant and neglected for years.

    One assumes the place would’ve gone for more if Trump hadn’t lived there

    We’ll take your word for it. No one has the decades-long experience of inhabiting a neglected, mold-ridden den the way you do, Roger Rabbit.

  23. 25 years ago, shutting down US Airspace, turned out commanding NORAD that day, was a Canadian General. The NORAD cooperation working in times of crisis.

  24. 13)Big fear on that is access to Pakistan’s Nukes. Supposedly they keep the pm on the move, but security isn’t exactly stellar.

  25. @ 21

    Pastor Daimon L. King is a registered sex offender …

    Classified government information entrusted to Hillary Clinton was found on the laptop computer of a man who was convicted of a sex offense just over a year later. This classified information was nestled amongst the man’s pedophilic images.

    The man was married to #CrookedHillary’s then-Girl Friday, Huma Abedin.

  26. @ 19

    Oh, look!

    YLB believes there are no billionaires bankrolling the Democrat effort this year, or at least is unaware that more than a couple of them are doing so.

    Anybody still wonder why @ 3 I referred to YLB as an uninformed libbie?

  27. @ 23

    … commanding NORAD that day, was a Canadian General.

    An American four-star general or admiral commands NORAD every day.

  28. YLB believes there are no billionaires bankrolling the Democrat effort this year, or at least is unaware that more than a couple of them are doing so.

    Way more on the repuke side. And with way more whacko greedhead intent. See Peter “antichrist” Thiel. Even a dumbass tool like you would grant that.

    heh.. oops.. giving you way too much credit..

  29. @25

    Your whaddabouts are getting more sad and desperate.

    On the one hand:
    A guy who had been dumped by all Democrats running for office who was once married to a chief of staff.

    On the other:
    A guy who is also a convicted sex offender is on the stage as the spiritual advisor to the candidate giving the prayer.

  30. 27)Overall, but actually commanding the watch was a Canadian General, and the Director of Operations. One watch is all-Canadian.

  31. @22 No one has the decades-long experience of inhabiting a neglected, mold-ridden den the way you do, Roger Rabbit.

    No one? I think I’ll fact-check that one with your horse.

  32. @25 The man was married to #CrookedHillary’s then-Girl Friday, Huma Abedin.

    And when she found out, she divorced him. Does your wife know about your relationship with the horse?

  33. @26 Which party do most billionaires bankroll? Whose candidates get the most oligarch money?

  36. If you’re an American national, have a U.S. passport, and can enlist in the U.S. military, why wouldn’t you assume you can vote, too? And even if you know the law distinguishes between “U.S. national” and “U.S. citizen,”

    when there was no such option on voter registration forms, [and] she was told by city representatives that it was appropriate to mark herself as a citizen,

    why wouldn’t she?

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/sep/12/alaska-drops-case-american-samoans-citizen-voting-form

  37. 34)NORAD had to be ready to assist if needed. One airliner was almost shot down over Alaska/Yukon, because when acknowledging the divert order, squawked the hijacked code. When I saw that, and it was KAL, I said, never flying them. Their pilots make some of the worst mistakes. Transponder squawk wrong code, or in the case of KAL 007, forget to switch on the INS .

  39. Media:

    ASK ABOUT MEN IN GIRLS SPORTS!!

    Republican U.S. Senate candidate Mike Rogers didn’t just vote twice against legislation guaranteeing health care for first responders sickened by the Sept. 11 attacks.

    A Metro Times review of congressional records found nine separate votes or legislative actions between 2003 and 2010 in which Rogers opposed, tried to block, or sought to restrict federal health care funding for 9/11 responders, seven more than previously reported.

  41. One thing that keeps popping up in my social media feeds about 9/11 is a gesture by Allies in the wake. Days earlier a NATO excercise had concluded and ships were returning home. The German Destroyer Lutjens and her crew immediately sought out the nearest American destroyer to salute and displayed a hastily made banner saying “We Stand by You”. The irony, the nearest American DDG was the USS Sir Winston Churchill

    . The Lutjens class DDG were nearing retirement, all three named after WWII officers that they thought were clean. One from each service, Lutjens, if you ignore the British Portrayals in Sink the Bismark, he was the most clean. Rommel, it’s murky. Molders, and the only one of the trio preserved, evidence came to light, that now has tge Luftwaffe acting like they never heard of him.

  42. @41

    I had drinks with some Luftwaffe guys in England, back around ‘81 or so. They were an interesting group of lads.

    After that evening, I never touched Scotch again!

  43. Years ago I heard a story about some pilots in a hangar shooting the breeze about their war flying, when one of them asked the mechanic bent over the engine compartment of a Cessna, “What did you fly in the war, Willy?”

    “ME-109,” came the reply.

  44. A Metro Times review of congressional records found nine separate votes or legislative actions between 2003 and 2010 in which Rogers opposed, tried to block, or sought to restrict federal health care funding for 9/11 responders, seven more than previously reported.

    Give me some young fresh pussy. I need it fresh.

  47. While you HA libbies are busy cheering Donald Trump’s approval ratings, maybe give some thought to Americans’ approval of how their young ones are being educated:

    Education satisfaction hits record low as college readiness declines
    • Only 32 percent of American adults say they are ‘completely’ or ‘somewhat’ satisfied with the quality of K-12 education, the lowest figure in Gallup’s 27-year trend, according to a Sept. 7 poll.
    • The decline comes as academic-readiness concerns reach higher education, with UC San Diego reporting a sharp increase in incoming students with below-high-school-level math skills.

    That’s a lot of money to be spending on “professional” school education of that low quality, YLB.

  48. … now has tge Luftwaffe acting like they never heard of him.

    I doubt we’ll ever see a USS Biden. Although the Chinese may name an aircraft carrier after him, in recognition of all of he did to elevate CCP’s interests over those of the US.

  55. @39

    Face the Nation got the memo but El-Sayed refuses to play along.

    Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you’ve asked about a Twitch streamerin California. I’ve done four events in Michigan this week and you know what didn’t come up? Twitch streamers in California. You know what did come up? Grocery prices. The fact that people can’t see a doctor. The worry they have about the quality of air and water. I’m not interested about having a conversation about a Twitch streamer in California because they are not raising prices of gas and groceries. I’m more interested in having a conversation about tariff polices, about trade wars we shouldn’t be fighting, about hit wars with Iran, about AI which we were supposed to talk about right now. We should talk about the issues that effect people instead of getting distracted by whatever the President says we should be talking about. Their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don’t pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion. His family has made even more. How ‘bout your family in Michigan”

    -understood Doctor but republicans have made it a big attack on you so I wanted to give you a chance to clarify but we’ll leave it there for now.*

    The fourth insistence we talk about republicans talking points.

  56. @47

    Slash finding, pass voicjers, slash funding, concentrate on bathroom bills, slash funding, ban books, slash funding, destroy the Department of Education, slash funding…

    WHY AREN’T VOTERS MAD A DEMOCRATS FOR FAILING WOKE SCHOOLS?!?!?!?!

    Of the 25 states with lowest per pupil spending, only two are reliably blue.

    Of the 25 states with the lowest K-12 % at or below grade level proficiency, 5 are reliably blue.

    All of that is googleable.

  58. The tea leaves are pointing to an even worse showing for the Pedophile Party of “Yessir Mister Trump” than we’ve imagined.

    Please enjoy this video of Kansas Incumbent Senator having a very large crowd shout at him at the Kansas State Fair.

    Kansas. Hutchinson KS. Very far from the blue islands of Manhattan and KC parts of Kansas.

    https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP83HVV9U/

  59. @57 Yeah, a white woman* snooping around Kamala’s digs definitely calls for a wall on the Mexican border.

    * Actually, I don’t know that she’s white. You don’t know that she isn’t. That information isn’t public.

  60. No lies told, Senator Ossoff

    Last week the broken old man threw a two day party in Texas while it costs more than ever to fill up your truck, stock your fridge, and power your home … they spent most of the last year covering up for the world’s most famous pedophile”

  61. 48)The idea was clean officers, they have largely played it safe with surface combatants named after states and cities since then. Of course, Bundesmarine subs are only numbers, being modern U-Boats. Good design, Israel operates a few, soon Canada. The Type 209 was only built for export and some were in the Argentine Navy but the fire control system was broken during the Falklands.

  62. America’s top (not best) military strategist has some advice for the Ukrainian leader:

    U.S. President Donald Trump on Sunday called on Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to halt strikes on Russian diesel, saying the attacks are causing a fuel shortage.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-calls-zelenskyy-halt-strikes-russia-diesel-ukraine_n_6aa6b56fe4b054da7a22d067?origin=home-latest-news-unit

    Er, yup, that’s the idea. Diesel powers tanks, armored vehicles, and army supply trucks. Which makes it a legitimate military target. But if that’s a problem for Russia in other respects, it’s easy enough to solve: Just end the war against Ukraine and all will be good.

  68. 9/11 is an extra reason Debt of Honor was never adapted into a movie or series. Although Tom Clancy was getting upset with some adaptations of the Ryanverse towards the end. Especially Patriot Games, in the book, the Ulster Liberation Army target wasn’t a fictional cousin of the Queen mother, it was Charles, Dianna, and a young Prince William. It sets up a part of the Arya verse, with the Prince of Wales representing the UK at the Funeral in Executive Orders because of his connection to the new President.

    Tom Clancy when asked, called the Intel failure a failure of imagination, and pointed out in his book, it was a disgruntled pilot who just lost relatives in a war(which the pilot supported, as it was going to make Japan Great Again), flying a 747 on a one way flight vs a coordinated attack sieving transcontinental flights and turning them into guided weapons. The flight path in the book, was the pilot took off from Vancouver as the US ban on JAL flights was still in effect, with a filed flight plan that he was deadheading to London, so he had burned most of the fuel by the time he reached DC.

    Clancy was a genius but not perfect. I stopped following the series after Executive Orders, can’t do much with a desk bound Ryan. Although up until after Bear and the Dragon, no Putin and Russia needed NATO to fend off China over Siberia.

    The best pop culture 9/11 reference is For All Mankind, they eliminated the reasons for 9/11 so it didn’t happen. My Second most favorite timeline change in the show, after John Lennon getting rushed to the Hospital faster. Bad news, the assailant didn’t get Life, good news, him, George, Paul, and Ringo didn’t waste their second chance.

  69. Meanwhile at the OH MY GOD THEY FUCKED UP ranch.

    Iran (Yemeni Houthis) seized a bunch of territory along the Red Sea AND launched drone attacks against the East/West pipeline which WAS diverting oil for the Saudis until today when it is on fire.

    Reports, well not American media because they’re busy talking about a Twitch streamer and Trans Athletes, report the Saudis requested US Air support which did not come either because Pete was on a bender or we just don’t have any to provide anymore.

  74. Concerned that Diesel price spikes are going to cause impact on small to medium transit operators in the state. Even with fuel tax exemption, still vulnerable. It’s ot like Metro which does fuel hedging, and can wether it for now. One small operator here immune, may Ironically be in one of the reddest counties. LINK Transit, Diesels are used for longer routes like Wenatchee-Manson, and some express services on 2 and 97. Battery electrics cover half or more of daily vehicle deployments, and Chelan PUD is probably cheaper than the equivalent amount of Diesel those buses would have used.

  76. We will not have any change for the better in the US until we stop electing Democrats and Republicans to the House, Senate and White House. Those parties have been totally bought and paid for by the Epstein Zionist Class. They will do the Zionists’ bidding as long as they are in elected office. They will always put Israel first, no matter what.

  79. Hewoh every buddy, Elaine wanted me to tell you that she’s doing ok, it was just a little mishap, she was trying to reach for my cane but slid on a little wet spot and fell backwards, hitting her head on the gurney but just a little bruised. I tell her all the time, “Elaine watch for those wet spots”. I think she’s learned her lesson now. Talk to you again soon.

  81. @79 Yes, yes, I saw a video of a body in a wheelchair resembling Mitch being wheeled into the Senate. It could be Mitch, but on the other hand, it also could be

    (1) AI
    (2) a clone
    (3) an imposter
    (4) an actor
    (5) a robot
    (6) his dead body (think “Weekend at Bernie’s”), note the frozen smile

    So, I’m not sold yet that he’s still breathing and sentient.

  83. Newsom says he won’t run in 2028 if Kamala does. I’m not enamored of either of them. The Democrat who continues to impress me is Buttigieg — he’s bright, articulate, level-headed, and well-informed.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twn9TZoumHU

    Who cares if he’s gay? Only Republicans do. He has a problem with black voters, but has time to work on that, and blacks won’t vote for anybody the MAGAts nominate.

  84. Trump’s midterms USPS mail ballot scheme just lost at the Supreme Court.

    Of course, the court’s two most notoriously corrupt and partisan hacks voted against the lower court injunction.

  85. Who cares if he’s gay?

    The same country that put orangeman rapist in the White House..

    Twice..

    If this country wasn’t ready for Mormon President RMoney, it’s hardly prepared for a gay man married to a same sex partner.. with kids.

    There’s one gay Governor I can think of – Jared Polis. Married with kids. About as maddeningly centrist as Slayer Pete. I don’t see either one of them shoring up what’s left of the blue wall.

  86. Shorter Alito in dissent:

    Illegal voting is real* and it is a problem* and I’m comfortable taking legal votes away from untold numbers of legitimate voters to be sure.

    Qanon in a robe.

    *it isn’t

  88. Daryll,

    We can’t go an hour without seeing Drumpf face all over the place. It would be nice not to see it here. Too may pictures of it.

  91. @85 It’s too damned bad that after the voters have spoken we always end up with the lowest denominator.

    We’re living in an era when being well qualified for the presidency disqualifies a person from the office.

  93. In today’s environmental vandalism news, Trump eliminated restrictions on coal plant emissions.

    Also, Trump — who’s become a vocal promoter of data centers (eat shit, local communities) — says he’s against regulating AI, and the only protection we need from AI running amok is a strong leader, namely him.

    It seems like he wants to kill us all.

  95. “10-year Treasury yield touches 19-year high”

    This use to be one of the Dumbfuck Hack’s favorites, but not anymore. He’s taking all 9″ like a champ!

  96. It takes a LOT to fire an officer when the Union closes ranks around them.

    But illegally using the city’s flock database to pinpoint the location of a woman and then passing the information to a civilian who happens to be you cousin after the woman filed a domestic violence complaint against him is enough apparently. At least in San Jose.

  97. So’d you hear the one about the State Department whisking a diplomat out of Vauxhall (London) and onto a flight home after child abuse material was found on his devices before English prosecutors could investigate?

  98. Anyone look at Brent Crude prices today? Or WTI?

    How about natural gas as we’re about a month away from people needing to not freeze at home.

  99. Europe: Don’t do it.
    NATO: Don’t do it.
    Joint Chiefs: Don’t do it.
    Israel: IRAN BAD THEY NEAR NUKE GET!
    CIA: Iran is no where close
    Chevron/Texaco/BP/Shell: Don’t do it.

    Whiskey Pete Hegseth: I have a HUUUUUUUUUUUGE penis!

    Saudi Arabia has informed its European customers that late-September crude oil cargoes will be cancelled, due to the East-West pipeline being shut after last week’s attacks and Yemen’s Houthis taking over the entire Red Sea coast, per three sources to Reuters.

  100. The sooner the US ends its empire, the better! I suggest ending it in a ordered, mannerly way rather than some more wars!

  103. Dumbfuck has been missing in action. Maybe he’s starting to be ashamed. Maybe he’s looking for some hideaway and thinking of leaving America.

    I’m sure the hack will be back and tweet tweet.

  105. @95 Trump’s fiscal policies are spinning out of control.
    @98 Trump’s Iran war is spinning out of control, too.

    Trump is not in control.

  106. Trump’s 2027 and 2025 tax cuts aren’t sustainable. The stock market is soaring because corporations are making record profits; some of that money needs to go to the Treasury instead of shareholders. Significant revenue can be gained by enforcing existing tax laws against billionaire and millionaire tax evaders, too.

    There’s also room for spending cuts without harming essential government functions and programs by reining in this spendthrift president: The Iran war, ICE and CBP, Trump’s vanity projects, and simply down on corruption.

    The bond market is telling Trump it’s not going to fund his shit anymore without being paid much higher interest rates. He’s not in control anymore, bond investors are taking charge now.

  107. Asked about why he FBI is relaxing their ‘morals’ standards including a ban on those who’ e engaged in bestiality…

    PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it

    KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?

    P: Well, we have great canines, but we’re not going to disqualify them

    K: I’m trying to understand why you did this.

    Then Ka$h went on to imply that we can’t discriminate against people who’ve been forced into bestiality. Because that’s a thing apparently that came up in a background check?

    Did Dumbfuck try to become an agent?

  108. @103 He may be on vacation, or maybe his wife locked him in his bedroom to keep him away from the horse for a few days. I sure hope he’s not dead. HA trolls are nearly impossible to replace, and there’s never been another troll like him.

  109. Donnie, MORE PEOPLE WATCHED MY CONVENTION THAN THE NFL!

    I AM THE GREATEST!

    Facts:
    Seahawks Patriots 25million viewers
    Tump Cult Show 3million viewers

    He also won the 2020 election, remember?

  110. @99

    Never mind WHAT the Saudi’s are saying about their pipeline (3-5 week shutdown) I KNOW BETTER!

    Saudi pipeline closure is a brief interruption that will last days, U.S. Energy secretary Chris Wright tells CNBC

  111. Newsom says he won’t run in 2028 if Kamala does. I’m not enamored of either of them. The Democrat who continues to impress me is Buttigieg — he’s bright, articulate, level-headed, and well-informed.

    I’m liiking an Ossoff/Talarico ticket.

  113. I hate to be doomsday, but we won’t make it to 2028.

    This administration wouldn’t be acting the way they are acting if they thought that they would have to relinquish their power in 2028.

  114. I see Joe Manchin endorsed Susan Collins. Can’t say I’m surprised. But this is b.s.:

    “You lose the Susan Collinses of the Senate, you’re losing the soul of the Senate — basically, a person you can talk to, who wants to do the right thing all of the time. Now, everybody says, “Oh, she doesn’t do this, doesn’t speak up.” Susan is always in there, always in the trenches,” Manchin said Monday on CNBC.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/6088483-manchin-susan-collins-senate/

    Soul, conscience, centrist, whatever — she’s none of those things. She’s a two-faced, forked-tongue snake. And Maine voters finally see through her charades.

  115. While they come in all shapes and sizes, we know for a fact that Republican women are all butt-ugly. Every single damned one of them. I say it’s the crazy eyes, like they’re thinking about eating a little puppy, and those damned crazy smiles, like they’ve just finished eating one.

    This latest latest ugly MAGA bitch, Natalie, has both of those things going for her

  117. Dumbfuck has been missing in action.

    Guess the air went out of the fellate Israel 24/7 balloon.

  118. @117 Not for Robert Kraft and his stooge. At least all the other artists are walking out on Ed Sheeran, because they want nothing to do with a billionaire’s censorship of Israeli genocide.

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