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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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John Oliver: The Secret Service

The Resistance: ♫ The American Dream ♬

Chronicles of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

Jon Stewart: Unpacking AI’s dubious promise of a “better future”

Parody Project: ♫ Repeal What’s Amiss ♬:

Greg Johnson: The longest day of an election worker’s life

More Flunkies and Feckless Fascists, :

Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Studly Jack Smith ♬

Steve Shives: Jack Smith testimony continued

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. Was he confusing San Diego for San Francisco when he made that comment? San Diego is home to Camp Pendleton and the Pacific Fleet. Something we wouldn’t want nuked.

  2. Looking at the coverage of the American Public Transportation Association Transform conference and Expo, always great to see new manufacturers give it a try. COR Transit is a subsidiary of bus distributor ABC Companies, playing it safe with Diesel at first. Solaris, been around 30, battery electric model 15, although only recently adapted for the U5. VINFAST is a Vietnamese manufacturer, may not catch on. At least they aren’t techbros this time.

    https://www.sustainable-bus.com/news/apta-expo-2026-chicago-overview/

  4. @3 So is Donald Trump, but you voted for him anyway, because you have no class either. You’re too wimpy to be a thug, though. That’s one of your very few saving graces.

  5. Speaking of no class …

    After speaking at length about not winning this year’s Nobel Peace Prize at his rally in Syracuse, New York, President Donald Trump continued his tantrum on social media in a long screed posted close to midnight.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/live-updates_n_6ac355f8e4b0bc90e3ffdbb1

    Childish, if you ask me. Anyway, the Nobel Prize isn’t something you apply for, or nominate yourself for, unless of course you’re Donald Trump. But that doesn’t mean he’ll get it.

  6. @1 Yeah, probably. San Francisco is a gay mecca; San Diego is a military town. The scary thing is, if he orders use of a nuclear weapon, he may confuse Tehran and Tempe.

  7. VT is a horse fucking racist.

    (Why the negro lady shit talk to the white lady on the court after white lady committed flagrant)

  8. Less than a month out, Michael Whatley has pulled his TV ads.

    Seems campaigning with a host of pedophiles on the stage is problematic. Who knew.

    Gonna take what’s left of the donations and launder it to NAMBLA.

    Pick Up.

  9. The longest serving Indiana State House member, REPUBLICAN Ron Altong arrested and charged with shoplifting at two different WalMarts in his district. Seems like more charges to come.

    Says he’s been going through a lot lately and mandating medical help. For Shoplifting.

  10. Cook Political report moves Kansas Senste race from Tildr Republican to Toss Up.

    16 times, yes 16 times, more new DEMOCRATIC registrations in Kansas than Republican this cycle.

    Pick Up.

  11. Cook Political Report moves Texas Senate race from tilt Democratic to Lean Democratic.

    Pick Up

  12. Greg Abbott forced to run. Well not literally. The GrandOldPedophiles facing tightening polls are having to spend to try to save Greg.

    And Greg needs to do what he’s never had to do. Actually campaign in the final weeks.

    Worth noting here in light of the fake Talarico stories, Greg doesn’t even HAVE a campaign schedule on the Governor or Campaign web site. He never thought he’d need to get in front of voters in October.

    But he was apparently at a Mom’s for Liberty Summit yesterday.

    Apologies to Salt-n-Peppa

    🎶 Let’s ban some books baby,
    Let’s talk about you and me
    Let’s talk about three trans girls
    Graphic novel with a lesbo so Busty
    Let’s talk about Energy
    Or not Maybe
    (Tries to dance)

    (Freestyle screams) “MY OPPONENT IS A RADICAL SOCIALIST! TURNS THE FROGS GAY! VEGAN! ABDUL EL-SAYED! THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!”

    Mmmmmmm
    Pick Up

  13. In the latest filing on The Broadview Six civil suit against the administration, Tects, Emails indicating that charging, going to Grand Jury l, dismissing a Juror and trying again was commanded by DoJ in DC.

    Too bad ‘Just following orders’ won’t help you keep your law license.

  14. It’s been over a year now since..

    10/5/2025..

    Thought I’d do a before and after. Here’s the “old” Bob..

    Phrase Analysis Report for Bob
    Range: 2024-10-04 to 2025-10-05
    Export Type: first (Items: 50)
    Generated on: 2026-10-09 18:20:16 -0700
    ================================================================================
    Tally | Last Used | Phrase
    ——————————————————————————–
    1014 | 2025-10-04 11:52 | welfare queen
    844 | 2025-10-04 11:52 | queen ylb
    843 | 2025-10-04 11:52 | welfare queen ylb
    757 | 2025-10-04 11:48 | robinhood dumbfuck
    746 | 2025-10-04 11:48 | dumbfuck rabbit
    693 | 2025-10-04 11:48 | robinhood dumbfuck rabbit
    498 | 2025-10-04 11:49 | boxcheck momala
    284 | 2025-10-03 11:08 | donald trump
    185 | 2025-09-29 09:53 | going to
    179 | 2025-10-02 11:21 | to do
    174 | 2025-10-04 11:48 | according to
    171 | 2025-10-04 09:56 | fucked kids
    158 | 2025-10-04 11:25 | queen ylbs
    158 | 2025-10-04 11:25 | welfare queen ylbs
    154 | 2025-09-29 08:50 | joe biden
    147 | 2025-09-29 11:46 | qos mchillbilly
    124 | 2025-10-02 06:53 | kamala harris
    122 | 2025-10-01 11:51 | white house
    119 | 2025-10-04 07:33 | even bigger
    119 | 2025-09-30 09:51 | to get
    118 | 2025-09-21 11:32 | to make
    118 | 2025-10-02 11:05 | i dont
    117 | 2025-10-03 09:49 | want to
    115 | 2025-10-04 07:33 | the even bigger fucking
    115 | 2025-10-04 07:33 | bigger fucking
    115 | 2025-10-04 07:33 | even bigger fucking
    115 | 2025-10-04 07:33 | the even bigger
    113 | 2025-10-04 07:33 | fucking moron
    111 | 2025-10-04 07:33 | even bigger fucking moron
    111 | 2025-10-04 07:33 | bigger fucking moron

    A year or so before 10/5/2025

  15. Dang filter swallowed the “after”..

    136 Donald Trump (at the top)
    100 “failed former”
    100 “boxcheck momala..

    Let it swallow that.. oh good survived.

  16. This is unconscionable..

    jerkoff dickbrane BOWMAN will not watch the livestream of the execution of the mass murdering Army Major with a funny last name..

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ck20r39nl3qzo

    How weak! For the magats of the world like kreepee dumbfuck, there is no higher calling than killing a guy with a funny last name. Murderer or not. That has to lose dumfuck’s vote but not even RMoney APOLOGIZING for bullying a gay kid can deter kreepee dumbfuck..

    After all, its fookin’ munee is at stake.

    Dumbfuck can only hope the firing squad wears IDF uniforms.. Perhaps too much to hope for.. awwww…

  17. Say, G-clown, how’d you lose all that weight, anyway?

    Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Is Exploding in The US. And It’s Growing Resistant to Medicine
    Health
    08 October 2026

    Now, emerging evidence suggests that sexual contact is a major route of transmission.

    It’s difficult to verify this information, however, as patients and clinicians may not realize that Shigella can be sexually transmitted, and sexual history may not be recorded.

    That said, according to US CDC data, more than a third of patients with extensively drug-resistant shigellosis were hospitalized, and nearly half of those with known HIV status had HIV.

    To think that G-clown thought that felching was just some harmless, tasty fun.

  18. @ 6

    San Francisco is a gay mecca

    A cesspool of diseases just waiting to infect gullible bottoms.

  21. Shame jobs as aides to Republicans Congresspeople are getting scarce come January.

    TMZ reports that Diego Sarabia, one of the Cornell students accused of sexual assault, has been fired from his job at Wells Fargo as prosecutors reopen their investigation

  22. Oh dear.

    Trafalger (Republican) has a poll with Talarico outside the margin of error

    The only age group where Paxton does well is 65+.

  23. @22 He does well among adjudicated rapists, too, but that guy votes by mail in Florida, not Texas.

  24. While you were liberaling:

    SEATTLE — On January 1, a sales tax bump will take effect across King County.

    King County Council approved the small sales tax bump, with 6-3 vote, to help increase the number of emergency shelter options for homeless children and families.
    …
    King County Council was able to pass this new sales tax without voter approval thanks to a new law passed by the state legislature earlier this year that gives local governments the authority to pass small tax increases to be used for constructing or acquiring affordable housing, behavioral health services facilities and other similar projects.

    But money is fungible, so funds voted for items allowable enable funds that would otherwise be spent here to be spent on items not specifically envisioned by the legislators.

    Well, envisioned, sure. Just not spoken out loud.

    So let’s hurry up and take this new money and go cut the tits of some confused teenage girls before they come to realize that a crush on Taylor Swift doesn’t mean they’re a boy in a girl suit.

    Oh. It’s only another 1/10%.

  26. Let’s not paint Kansas blue just yet.

    University of Kansas removes menstrual products from men’s bathrooms

  27. @24 Oh. It’s only another 1/10%.

    More Apple stock math. It’s 1/100%. Don’t you ever fact-check anything? (Don’t answer that, we’ll know you’re lying.)

  28. On Monday when visiting the Peace Arch, only place where there is a crosswalk on I-5 that I know of, but it’s in the no man’s land between Ports of Entry in the transition between I-5 and BC99. I did see a Border Patrol officer in the park do a little profiling, but it was two people in motorcycle gear without motorcycles. Don’t care who they look like, definitely ask what they were up to, but it was a simple answer, they parked outside the park to save on the parking fee. Took the trip to see if it can be done only on regional/local transit. Timed the trip home, about 5 hours with transfers in Bellingham, Mount Vernon, Everett, and Lynwood. Skagit Transit should do rider surveys on the 90X, to see how many riders transfer to it from the 512. It might be worth it to extend 90X to Lynwood, same rules would apply for how it operates on North Broadway in Everett.

  29. @ 28

    On Monday when visiting the Peace Arch, only place where there is a crosswalk on I-5 that I know of …

    Naw, babe, there’s one by the Convention Centert in DT Seattle. Been on it myself. You need to get out more.

  30. @ 27

    Try again. The newly added tax increase is one-tenth of one percent of the purchase price of the taxable item.

    Which is 1/10%, or .001 of the purchase price.

    You are wrong. Moreover, you can’t afford the additional $4/year KC claims will be paid by the average County resident due to the increase.

  31. @24

    Funny how you don’t mention it at all and Sinclair’Media’s KOMO reichstag TV puts it in paragraph 6.

    This new sales tax will amount to 1 cent for a 100-dollar purchase. It will bring in an estimated $10 million in revenue each year.

    WE NEED YOU TO BE OUTRAGED THAT WHAT NOW COSTS YOU $1000 IS GOING TO COST YOU $1001.

    THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO REPEAL THE TAX ON PEOPLE MAKING FEDERALLY ADJUSTED GROSS INCOME OVER $1M IN A SINGLE TAXABLE YEAR. THINK ABOUT WHAT WON’T TRICKLE DOWN ON YOU!

  32. @32

    I have the finest luxury box for the Seahawks. 9 games. They discount it a bit for pre-season. It’s $360,000 and then I have to shell out for the playoffs if we get there.

    Now that Seattle has made it $363,600 I gave it up and moved to Idaho.

    Boise State is just as exciting for negotiating billion dollar projects in the 3rd quarter. The Aquasox are great and I can jet in to Everett. Spokane Chiefs Hockey is ALLLLLLL I need.

  33. @26

    I had to quit driving the semi. Not enough profit on a tank, I’m wearing three sweaters after I quarter filled the heating oil tank. I’m eating hot dogs and canned soup to keep the belly full….

    BUT AT LEAST THERE’S NO TAMPON MACHINE IN THE MEN’S ROOM OF THE COLLEGE I NEVER APPLIED TO.

  34. We’re gonna miss KKK Karoline.

    Katie Zacharia:

    “The drugs they use in the abortion pill are the same as they used in the Nazi externment (sic) camps.

    AAAAAAWWWWWESOME

  35. @30 The newly added tax increase is one-tenth of one percent of the purchase price of the taxable item.

    It is not.

    NEW SECTION. SECTION 4.
    A. To provide necessary moneys for the purposes identified in section 6 of this ordinance, an additional one-hundredth of one percent sales and use tax is hereby levied, fixed and imposed on all taxable events within King County as defined in chapter 82.08 or 82.12 RCW.

    https://kingcounty.legistar.com/ViewReport.ashx?M=R&N=Text&GID=111&ID=6973753&GUID=F0EE068A-307F-4FE5-A4B7-E8631A2CA2BB&Title=Legislation+Text

  36. @32 You can’t do math either. It’s $360,036. Showing my work,

    If you divide $360,000 by 100, there are 3,600 100s in 360,000.

    If you multiply each 100 by 1 penny, there are 3,600 pennies in 3,600 100s.

    3,600 pennies = $36.00.

    The good news is you don’t have to move to Idaho if you can scrape up $36. You probably can get that much by robbing your kids’ piggybanks. If they complain, tell them they would hate Idaho’s cold winters and racist schools.

    These rich people. Sheesh. Always lying about their tax burden.

  39. But money is fungible, so funds voted for items allowable enable funds that would otherwise be spent here to be spent on items not specifically envisioned by the legislators.

    That is so cute. Now ask Drump what he does with moeny approved by congress.

  42. Poor grammar aside, this is pretty interesting:

    Nick Sortor
    @nicksortor

    Good morning, @jamestalarico! Would YOU like to reveal where you *actually* were these past couple weeks, or should me and @RheinAmacher do it?

    Please let us know by 1pm ET today!

    Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🇺🇸

    Last edited 4:50 AM · Oct 11, 2026

    And remember, “I was hiking in the Appalachian trail.” is already taken.

  43. Joke du jour:

    @Kasparov63
    Garry Kasparov
    @Kasparov63

    Maybe next year they’ll give the Chemistry prize to a Hamas bomb maker.

    @HenMazzig
    Hen Mazzig
    @HenMazzig
    Oct 9

    The Nobel committee chair says they have “great faith” in Navi Pillay’s integrity, but whether the Hamas-Israel war can be called a genocide is for the ICJ to decide, not them.

    Then why give the Peace Prize to the person whose commission already decided it, with no authority to …
    10:45 AM · Oct 9, 2026

  44. Thank you.

    Bobby LaValley
    @Bobby_LaVallley

    Yikes.

    Abdul El-Sayed on Michigan football: “Is Michigan ever going to win a game without cheating? I say this as a Wolverine.”

    10:29 AM · Oct 9, 2026

  45. Yeah, streaming executions was a shocking and barbaric thing in 2002.

    BRENNAN: Nidal Hasan is in a wheelchair. Doesn’t the administration risk livestreaming this and making him a martyr? Couldn’t this be a risk to the homeland?

    MARKWAYNE MULLIN: No one has to watch it

    B: Well then why are you livestreaming it?

    MULLIN: The president is restoring American values

  46. So let’s hurry up and take this new money and go cut the tits of some confused teenage girls…

    before they’re tortured to death by the Epstein class, a club that kreepshit pines to enter..

    before they’re “recruited” to “entertain” at kreepfuck’s fav vip room.

    or should me and @RheinAmacher do itmake shit up?

    for the benefit of teh kreepfuck class?

  48. cut the tits of some confused teenage girls before they come to realize that a crush on Taylor Swift doesn’t mean they’re a boy in a girl suit.

    That’s something of new one.. What happened to “chicks with dicks”?

    kreepfuck hasn’t used that since 7/16?

    Fess up kreepshit.. Has Darryl or Mary Kay cucked you over “chicks with dicks”?

    Too funee.. Witness it compromising its troll “principles”…

  49. cut the tits of some confused teenage girls before they come to realize that a crush on Taylor Swift doesn’t mean they’re a boy in a girl suit.

    That’s something of new one.. What happened to “chicks with dicks”?

    Or just let the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus take care of them and let Daddy or Baby Momma’s man kill them.

    hehehehe

  52. If Talarico really was in an Ohio mental health facility, somebody is going to jail.

    According to Sortor, a hospital employee told him that Talarico had been a patient. … Conservative radio host Todd Starnes posted a warning …. “Knowingly obtaining or disclosing protected health information (PHI) under false pretenses is a criminal offense” ….

    https://www.rawstory.com/james-talarico-2678071492/

    Lie, or HIPAA violation, take your choice. Either way, Doctor Dumbfuck gloms onto it, because he has no ethical sense.

  53. Maybe this is why Doctor Dumbfuck hasn’t been citing GOP pollsters very much:

    Things have gotten so bad for Republicans heading into the midterms that some of their strategists don’t want anyone to see the polling, according to a top election analyst.

    https://www.rawstory.com/gop-midterms-2678070728/

    Could Democrats end up with a 60-seat Senate and 100-seat House majority? I have no idea, since we can’t see the polling.

  55. Elon Musk
    @elonmusk

    Zelensky has gone too far

    What was too far?

    Ukrainian drones took out two Russian owned daatacenters, Yandex Kaluga, Vladimir and Sasovo (3 of 9 owned by the Russian ‘Google’ Yandex)

    Posts about German NeoNazi party ADF on Twatter drop 49%.

    We can’t have proof that Twatter is a white supremacist propaganda juggernaut with direct ties to Putin.

    THAT IS TOO FAR!

  56. the election “will strip MAGA from power in the Congress, statehouses, governors’ mansions, town councils and county offices from east to west, north to south across the United States.

    Admit it or not.. magatry was the ultimate dream of the clownservaturds from the frothing at the mouth fanatics for Goldwater through Nixon through worshipping the ground bonzo Raygun walked on to bootlicking the empty suit warmonger shrub to their orange demon idol, the bloated rapist orangeman.

    The teabaggers told us the inmates had taken over the asylum..

    magatry told us the “asylum” almost swallowed the country whole..

    almost.. but thankfully not quite..

  57. @56 To impressionable teens like me, growing up in a Republican community under the tutelage of conservative teachers, Goldwater seemed to have all the answers. The world appeared black-and-white, and not yet shades of gray. That would require more life experience.

    Then, as a poor youth trying to work his way through college, I quickly discovered which party cares about the unprivileged have-nots, and by my sophomore year I was a Democrat for life. It started out as a matter of who was feeding me.

    Supporting the civil rights movement and women’s equality, and other liberal causes, eventually came as part of the package, along with realizing that Republicans were just wrong about nearly everything.

  58. Republicans didn’t use to be completely nuts. Something snapped when Trump took over their party. A collective madness took root, and they all followed him like lemmings heading over a cliff.

    But the genesis of it was always there. He didn’t invent the GOP’s racism, he just tapped into it. Same with their intolerance of people different from them, their notion of being God’s chosen people, and their fascist tendencies.

    But for people who claim to be as religious as they are, it’s surprising they chose to follow a Mephistopheles.

  60. Talarico spent much of the last 2 weeks in the loony bin.

    At least Fetterman had the good sense to get elected before doing it.

  61. @59 The solution for that sort of thing is to make ICE agents subject to the same liability rules that state and local police are, and pay the settlements out of ICE’s fixed budget.

  63. I wonder if Fetterman is related to the Captain William Fetterman who bragged he and his 80 men were going to “ride through the whole Sioux nation” of 1,000 warriors, which they did, they merely failed to come out on the other side.

  64. 63)Those engagements, might have worked out if the Army had adopted repeating rifles and carbines en masse.

  65. @64 A third of Fetterman’s force, 27 of 81 men, were equipped with Spencer repeating carbines. What they really needed was machineguns and air support.

    Or, failing everything else, to have followed Col. Carrington’s orders, which were to not venture beyond Lodge Trail Ridge.

  66. @42 & 60

    I hope dumbfuck has been following the story closely over on the Twatter.

    Turns out Sotor’s alleged call to the facility is AI generated

    Accounts that posted the data analysis of the call, proving it was AI have immediately been suspended by Elon’s Twatter

    Elon’s Twatter Has frozen the ability to add community notes to what is increasingly looking like Alex Jones level level as Paxton goes down in flames

    Elon gonna spend some time in committees under oath.

  68. It was a bagger before but being a magat was in its destiny..

    It cried on camera after blowing a million of its own dollars to be Governor of California only to be shoved aside by a former bodybuilder turned crappy action movie actor.

    And here it babbles shit until shut down by another unhinged magat.

    https://youtu.be/v1uW5lDiYRI?si=cUJfB99vED2QdMki

    A sad, moldering head case.

  69. @68 Congressman Issa should know something about criminal process from his earlier career as a car thief.

  70. 29)Legal crosswalk, but my example doesn’t really count, it’s no longer an Interstate, as it’s not a high speed roadway l between ports of entry. Weirdest thing in recent travels I have seen, is on some portions of Interstates, like Westbound 90 entering Issaquah is a sign saying all bicycles must exit. Shocked me, thought they were prohibited on Interstates.

  71. Problem is, you decided that should be Boxcheck Momala.

    Join Indivisible Whidbey, SOS Whidbey,
    and Whidbey Island League of Women Voters for the next NO KINGS rally!
    Meet at COUPEVILLE OVERPASS for a Get Out the Vote Rally!

    Saturday, October 17th ~ 11 a.m. – 1 p.m.

    Bring your friends and your neighbors!
    Vote early and vote the whole ballot!
    Use a ballot drop box to return your ballot.

    We decide who represents us. We decide what comes next.

    So you had to watch what came next. How’s that working out for you?

    Think on your sins.

  72. This is the problem with the Media and Pols, blaming this all on Donnie. The GOP did this to themselves. They need to take some of the credit.

    Right now, they are playing to their base to save face. But as soon as the election is over and Donnie doesn’t want to relinquish power and his reign as a dictator they’ll sit by an watch.

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/10/12/politics/midterms-republican-losses-trump

    ” And after months of pressing President Donald Trump to ramp up his travel on behalf of key candidates, some Republicans now worry he’s grown so unpopular that his presence on the campaign trail may in some cases be doing more harm than good. One House Republican running for re-election said of the president’s numbers: “Trump is dragging the party down.””

    Donnie didn’t do this all by himself, he had their help. The Heritage Foundation helped with the big plan of dictatorship.

    Republicans dragged down their part – be accountable and take some responsibility for yourselves, you fucks.

  73. DJIA really sucking ass this year. I wonder what the next year of fascism will bring?

    https://www.google.com/search?q=can+you+give+me+a+table+if+the+DJIA+loss+or+gains+by+year+from+2016+to+2026&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari&iga=1&utm_campaign=safari_share_1

    ear Annual Return (Gain / Loss) Market Context
    2026 (YTD) +7.47% Continued upward momentum targeting fresh milestones.
    2025 +12.97% Strong double-digit expansion driven by broad economic growth.
    2024 +12.88% Tech expansion and stabilizing interest rates powered the index.
    2023 +13.70% Resilient economic performance defying inflation and recession fears.
    2022 -8.78% Market correction fueled by aggressive Federal Reserve rate hikes.
    2021 +18.73% Massive post-pandemic cyclical rotation and economic reopening.
    2020 +7.25% Sudden COVID-19 pandemic crash followed by a rapid, historic recovery.
    2019 +22.34% Excellent rebound year supported by a shift toward looser monetary policy.
    2018 -5.63% Dragged down by brewing global trade tensions and tightening interest rates.
    2017 +25.08% Exceptional global growth and the anticipation of corporate tax cuts.
    2016 +13.42% Steady gains capped off by a strong post-election rally.

  74. @ 73

    DJIA really sucking ass this year.

    That’s because you choose to whine about 30 companies rather than marvel at the performance of 500 companies.

    Had a look at 500 companies instead, G-clown?

    The S&P 500 Index (.INX) is up 14.11% year-to-date (YTD) as of October 12, 2026. Counting dividends, the index has delivered a total return of 15.14% so far this year.

    Being homosexual, you of course look for every opportunity to suck ass, so your preferred interest in a share index with a short-term performance that makes you salivate at the thought of felching guys in that dark, greasy alley behind the gay bar is no surprise to any of us.

  75. The authoritarian interference in our elections began, of course, with Merrick Garland’s decision to raid Donald Trump’s residence in such a public manner.

    @krassenstein
    Brian Krassenstein
    @krassenstein

    BREAKING: Three weeks from her election Trump’s DHS just raided the home of Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar.

    The authoritarian interference in our elections continues.

    6:56 AM · Oct 12, 2026

  76. Turns out Sotor’s alleged call to the facility is AI generated

    kreepfuck reduced to pimping sloppy lies peddled by magat hacks.. oh but got teh elmo pump at teh nazi site..

    yawwwnn.. next

  77. I see liberals have a new judicial target.

    Gina Milan
    @ginamilan_

    Just so we’re clear…

    A federal judge in D.C. signed off on the search warrant for Ilhan Omar’s home. The DOJ had to show probable cause as part of an ongoing criminal investigation into her immigration paperwork. In a district full of liberal judges, that doesn’t happen without serious evidence.

    Today is a very good day for America.

    5:39 AM · Oct 12, 2026

  78. Merrick Garland’s decision to raid Donald Trump’s residence in such a public manner.

    LMAO… Raid on the sex club August 2022…

    rapist orangeman didn’t announce for third run until November.

    South Florida judge passed muster on probable cause for the search warrant..

    teh babblin’ butthole would babble “chronological”…. yawwn.. silly..

    butterymales!!!

  79. criminal investigation into her immigration paperwork…

    lmao.. yep, teh magats got a real hardon for “denaturalization”…

    and so does a certain brain damage from widbee..

  80. Copilot Search Branding

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    S&P 500 Annual Gains/Losses (2016–2026)
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    Year
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    2026 +15.1
    2025 +17.9
    2024 +25.0
    2023 +26.3
    2022 −18.1
    2021 +28.7
    2020 +18.4
    2019 +31.5
    2018 −4.4
    2017 +21.8
    2016 +12.0

    Marvel away. You’re probably impressed by you being an x-ray technician too.

  81. @ 78

    LMAO… Raid on the sex club August 2022…

    rapist orangeman didn’t declare for third run until November.

    Continuing a trend of being late to understand virtually everything, YLB professes ignorance of Donald Trump’s 2024 plans until the latter’s formal announcement.

    The same YLB was gobsmacked when #CrookedHillary declared for the 2016 presidential race, because in 2013

    NEWS
    Hillary Clinton Says She Won’t Run For President Again — Ever
    Joseph SpectorROC
    May 18, 2013

    she said she’d never do it again.

  82. you know you clearly lost the argument when you have to through in “Homosexual”

    Well done Dumbfuck

  85. @ 82

    you know you clearly lost the argument when you have to through in “Homosexual”

    YLB, how many “Heterosexual Neanderthal” posts has G-clown spewed so far in 2026?

    You are a psychotic hypocrite, G-clown.

  86. professes ignorance of Donald Trump’s 2024 plans until the latter’s formal announcement.

    too funee.. after months of the national archive asking rapist orangeman for the documents and rapist orangeman lying about what it had, even to its own lawyers..

    And then rapist orangman babbled that all it had to do to “declassify” was think “declassify” in its head..

    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-hannity-presidents-can-declassify-documents-thinking-about-it

    the greater “crime” to widbee brain damage was being “public”..

    butterymales!!! Is there any idiocy widbee brain damage won’t buy into?

  87. @ 86

    … won’t buy into?

    I won’t buy into any argument that Joe Biden was fit to serve as president in 2024. Only a truly gullible fuck would believe otherwise.

    It clearly was not “a cold”. It was the mask, dropped.

  88. The center right has spoken.

    Never mind that he his son in law runs a Nazi blog. Never mind the candidate has reposted Nazi memes from the son in law’s Nazi blog. Never mind that he had a staffer who reposted KKK and Nazi pages on social media. Never mind that he has had regular interactions with Holocaust deniers. WHAT’S IMPORTANT IS WHAT HASAN PIKER DID.

    And civility.

    “Jon Ossoff, my advice to him is, if you start calling your political opponents Nazis, maybe it’s time to shut up. That’s just not what we do here in this country.” — David Brooks

  90. @85

    I merely pointed out the sexual orientation that the Neanderthal Virus comes with.

    Context buddy. Keep being a dumbfuck. There are many of you per capita, but you probably skew Shitbey Island.

    Go put on your cheerleaders skirt.

    Funny – now you need YLB’s help, are you not capable of doing your own deeds?

    All done watching men in tights pedal around?

  92. Jeff Bezos has a blunt answer for why housing is so expensive

    In Bezos’s view, housing is a basic supply and demand problem. He argued that government programs have made it worse by subsidizing demand while limiting how much new housing gets built.

    https://www.aol.com/articles/jeff-bezos-blunt-answer-why-183300000.html

    That’s fine for him to say. He can afford any house or castle he wants. Probably has several of them. Government programs that make housing accessible to more people do increase demand; he’s not wrong about that. They move people from living in their cars into housing, or enable workers to buy homes closer to their jobs. That’s what you should want.

    Government programs undeniably create market distortions. But the market result isn’t always a socially desirable result. Pure economic Darwinism, while perhaps maximizing market efficiency, leads to unacceptable social consequences. So you balance societal needs against market efficiency, and sacrifice a bit of the latter to satisfy the former. Those programs smooth out capitalism’s social distortions, as when the market goes too far in creating winners and losers.

    So, beware of rich capitalists peddling pure capitalism in the name of market efficiency. They are blind to human needs, for example, to the need of young families for housing can they afford within reach of their jobs.

    Bezos’ solution to the housing shortage is to freeze them out of the market, not provide housing for everyone. When the market fails to do that, it’s right and necessary for the government to step in with a helping hand. That’s something people like him will never understand, so we have to ignore them and go ahead and do what needs to be done, rather than letting the cold, ruthless, impersonal market consign human beings to misery.

  93. @71 They’re saying millions of U.S. citizens casting their votes get to decide what comes next. You have a problem with that? Are you for letting one person override the election results? Fuck that.

  94. @72 There is not a single Republican in Congress who has acted independently in the best interests of the country. They’ve all bowed down to Trump and his policies. They’ve all turned a blind eye to his lawlessness and corruption. So the name on the ballot means nothing; voting for any “R” is voting for Trump and his lawlessness, corruption, and destructive policies. If you vote Republican, you hate America and freedom, and above all, you hate your fellow citizens.

  95. Bombings could commence under a celebratory DJT or a pissed-off DJT.

    The Iran Watcher
    @TheIranWatcher

    The United States is rebuilding the aerial refuelling network required for a renewed high-intensity air campaign against the Islamic Republic.

    Seventeen USAF tankers have returned to Europe in the last 48–72 hours, while three more have moved from the American West Coast to the East Coast in preparation to cross the Atlantic.

    Either way, it’s nearly November 3.

    Moving tankers does not itself launch a war. It shortens the time between a presidential order and sustained strikes, while signalling that the United States is preparing for more than a symbolic attack.

    The Islamic Republic may have received a temporary pause. The returning tankers show that America is ensuring the regime cannot mistake that pause for safety.

  97. @74 That’s because you choose to whine about 30 companies rather than marvel at the performance of 500 companies.

    Let your Barrons subscription expire, did you? Or maybe you were reading it in the library all along, and the library was closed this weekend. Because apparently you didn’t read this:

    After three straight calendar years of plus-size returns, the S&P 500 index has already made 15% so far in 2026. But the median return, or middle of the pack among index members, is just 2%, and more than a quarter of index members have tumbled by double-digit percentages. By now you might have heard why. The index is being pulled higher by tech and artificial intelligence heavyweights, and not much else.

    (Quoted from Barrons, October 12, 2026 print edition, page 8.)

    This nonsense is right in there with your Apple stock bullshit. A correct statement would be “rather than marvel at the performance of 7 or 8 companies of the 500 companies making up the S&P 500 index.”

  98. @75 The FBI found boxes of stolen classified government documents, including highly sensitive nuclear war fighting plans, in private citizen Trump’s sex club powder room. A grand jury of two dozen or so ordinary citizens determined that was an indictable crime.

    What do you suppose they found in Ilhan Omar’s residence of comparable lawbreaking and national security import?

    You’re so full of shit it makes a rabbit’s teeth hurt.

  99. @77 Since the identity of the judge hasn’t been made public, it could be a DOJ-appointed immigration judge for all we know.

    The Justice Department has said HSI agents executed a “judicially authorized search warrant” that the department itself secured, as part of “an ongoing federal criminal investigation,” the Associated Press reported. It has not said what the investigation concerns. Critics have argued that HSI’s involvement signals an immigration case, and Fox’s sources said it centers on paperwork Omar’s late father filled out when she was a child.

    https://www.rawstory.com/ilhan-omar-2678074472/

    No, immigration judges don’t have that authority, so normally you’d assume an Article 3 judge signed off on the search warrant after being presented with non-fabricated evidence. But there’s no telling with these guys, because of this:

    HSI agents keep getting caught lying to judges

    (Same link)

    So I guess we’ll have to wait and see whether there’s an actual crime there, or this is another reflecting pool liner case. Since it’s in D.C., I won’t be surprised if the repeatedly discredited Trump lackey Jeanne Pirro’s fingers are in this pie.

  100. My guess is they’re looking for some irregularity in her immigration papers so they can try to deport her. And if they can’t find one, they’ll make one up.

    Never mind that they’re carrying out the orders of a Russian agent and Putin fanboy. Nothing to see there, move along.

  101. You know if the Untied States increased Diesel exports from Canada 4% instead of tariffs on our neighbor we’d be getting the amount of the still not really agreed Russian deal each week.

  102. The ‘Whistleblower’ DoJ used to get a warrant to raid a sitting congressman’s house at 4:30am is gonna turn out to be Nick Shirley

  103. @101 The U.S. consumes roughly 360,000 tons of diesel per day (as of 2025), so Trump is selling out Ukraine for less than a one day supply.

  104. Both Daily Mail and Fox News are reporting the search was carried out by HSI agents and is connected to “immigration paperwork.” Photos on the Fox website also show at least one ICE agent present at the raid.

    I wonder if the search warrant is an administrative warrant signed by an HSI or ICE agent. They could dispel this by letting us see the warrant, but they won’t let us see the warrant.

  105. Huh. Weird. Another thing mostly disappeared when Ukraine blew up the Russian Bot AI servers.

    Alberta Separatists.

  106. In today’s episode of “Our Dumbest President”

    Q: You said Russia and Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire, but both sides said they have not agreed to that

    TRUMP: Well they agreed, you know why? Because I said ‘you agree.’ That’s why.

    As Russia attacks Ukraine.

  107. Shorter Roger Rabbit @ 97:

    “You know @ 74, you are absolutely correct. Moreover, some of the holdings in the S&P 500 did very well in 2026, which is why you are correct.”

    You don’t say.

  109. MAGA watches another conspiracy theory blow up in its face

    Two weeks ago, GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri saw his conspiracy theory about former special counsel Jack Smith implode spectacularly at a congressional hearing for all to see.

    Rather than seemingly learning a lesson from that episode, the MAGA movement in recent days embraced another sketchy theory that quickly fell apart — that Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico was missing from the campaign trail because of a mental health episode.

    There have been plenty of such episodes this year. And it’s hardly just random social media accounts.

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/10/12/politics/talarico-conspiracy-theory-maga-trump

    It’s the whole fucking Republican party and everyone in it.

    The underlying problem isn’t gullibility, or failure to fact-check, though MAGA is guilty of that. It’s dishonesty and lack of character. I say that because these episodes aren’t accidents, these conspiracy theories are fabricated with full knowledge of their falsity, and propagated by liars seeking to score cheap political points.

    And there’s no Republican who doesn’t embrace it, or call it out, or tell the perpetrators to stop. Not one.

    Here on HA, the semi-educated troll who claims to be a doctor reposts this shit with abandon and doesn’t even blink when it blows up in his face. Have you no shame, doc? Have you no shame?

  110. @107 The lying troll is now reduced to making up fake Roger Rabbit quotes.

    He isn’t having a bad day, he’s having a bad year.

  111. Here is the NASDAQ for Dumbfuck.

    The annual price performance of the NASDAQ Composite Index (^IXIC) shows its yearly percentage losses and gains from 2016 through October 2026:

    NASDAQ Composite Annual Performance (2016 – 2026)

    Year Annual Performance (Gain / Loss) Key Market Context

    2016 +9.91% Growth led by mid-year stabilization and post-election market rallies.

    2017 +27.24% Strong global economic expansion and booming large-cap tech sector.

    2018 -4.36% Market correction late in the year driven by trade tensions and interest rate hikes.

    2019 +37.89% Significant rebound fueled by Federal Reserve interest rate cuts.

    2020 +42.58% Massive acceleration in tech and digital adoption during the COVID-19 pandemic.

    2021 +20.73% Extended economic recovery and strong corporate earnings.

    2022 -33.47% Steep bear market triggered by high inflation and aggressive Federal Reserve rate hikes.

    2023 +42.13% Massive recovery sparked by the expansion of Generative AI infrastructure and tech.

    2024 +29.83% Continued institutional growth and strong earnings from tech giants.

    2025 +19.78% Sustained market expansion following a broader macroeconomic stabilization.

    2026 (YTD) +17.70% The index reached new historic highs of 27,599

    Nothing out of the extraordinary, like Dumbfuck himself

  112. Oh this is funny AF.

    I like Kacey Misgraves. Ever since I heard ‘Pageant Material’ on Swingin’ Doors’ on KEXP. She grew up in a 5000 resident town in way north and way east Texas.

    I don’t like the Nashville hit machine modern country, where a bunch of people get together, write a bunch of bland songs and find a singer or band they can market into hits. It’s the K-Pop of America. Ella Langley is the current #1 song holder with a song recorded in Nashville, written by Luke Dick, Miranda Lambert, Joybeth Taylor & Ella Langley likely because if the artist changes a note or word in the recording…they’re one of the songwriters.

    Ella Langley is from Alabama.

    The Song is called ‘Choosin Texas’. It’s the story of a girl who falls in love with a boy in Nashville but he’s off to hook up with a floozy from Texas. He’s ‘Choosin’ Texas’. ‘Choosin’ Texas’ in the context of the song is decidedly NOT positive.

    Over the weekend James Talarico posted a photo of meeting Kacey Musgraves in the loony bin at her show in Dallas, Texas. (Side note: Google “Kacey Musgraves Truck Nuts”)

    Kristi Noem, former ND Governor, being dumb as a box of tax payer funded private jet parts twatted,

    I’ll take Ella Langley over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.”

    So the first thing that happened is Ella Langley, or likely her people Untagged herself from the tweet because she probably admires Kacey and her mostly self-song written Albums.

    Then Kacey Musgraves quote twatted it.

    I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

    And if you’re curious ‘Pageant Material’ Kacey Musgraves

  113. Have you no shame, doc? Have you no shame?

    Since he’s not a doctor there can’t be a response.

    Maybe if we ask, Have you no shame, you x-ray technician? Have you no shame?

  115. The Nobel Prize in Economics announced today went to two Americans who improved on the Keynesian model for government intervention in economic crises.

  116. @87 I won’t buy into any argument that Joe Biden was fit to serve as president in 2024.

    So of course, being a dumbfuck, you voted for someone even less fit.

  122. They’re calling her the “Temu attorney.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/katie-zacharia-attorney-2678079254/

    😂🤣😅

    Look, she did graduate from an accredited U.S. law school, and I get that U.S. bar exams are hard. I passed on my first try, but roughly a third of U.S. law school grads don’t. That doesn’t necessarily mean the bar exam is too hard, it may mean law school is too easy.

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