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• It’s a pretty gross sci fi surveillance state future we find ourselves in.
• Anywhere is a bathroom if you’re a bird.
• Of all the things to take pride in! Islamophobia?
• Anyway, it sounds like there may be posts from Darryl but I’m out until Monday so enjoy Thanksgiving and the long weekend.

Let’s talk (political) turkey. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening, join the conversation, and enjoy your beverage of choice.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Beautiful day for a bike ride if you bundle up.

• We’re disproportionately arresting Native youth.
• Gaps in the bike lanes are quite frustrating.
• The City of Seattle sure decided to screw up the budget going forward.

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why Do We Feel Left Behind? (A Song for American Workers) ♬

The Reign of King Felon Von Shitzonus:

• JoJoFromJerz: The Dotard Трамп thinks you’re stupid
• Sen. Patty Murray: slams Трамп for calling for members of Congress to be arrested and hanged
• The Late Show: Things happen
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Cruelty Is the Message ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Quiet, Piggy! ♬
• John Di Domenico: Трамп makes special appearance at Randy Rainbow LIVE in Las Vegas
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’m sick of The Dotard Трамп ♬:

• Ronnie Chieng: Трамп can’t keep his hands off MBS as Epstein files release is imminent
• Stella Magz: Трамп and the Department of Defensive….
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Anti-American and Antichrist ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Dues and Don’ts of Трамп’s USA ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Bitch Better Have My SNAP! ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dementia Don, The White House Con ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ Twenty-Five Forty-Seven ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Pig ♬:

• Stella Magz: Трамп & his Saudi prince charming….
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп calls for Jimmy Kimmel to be fired AGAIN, threatens members of Congress & signs Epstein bill
• Christopher Titus: Terrorists in the White House
• Lawrence: The Трамп presidency is collapsing like the Berlin Wall collapsed
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What a crappy President we’ve got! ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Wreck of the Трамп Presidency ♬

John Oliver: Public media

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Child Molesters, Liars, Idiots and Other MAGA Grifters:

• ScaredKetchup: Epstein Island—“Quiet, Piggy”
• The Resistance: ♫ A Little Bit Nazi — A Little Bit Rock ‘N Roll ♬
• Liberal Redneck: Congress votes to release Epstein files (for some reason)
• Champnella: Republican legal theory—Racist young Republicans are “kids” at 35 and Epstein victims are adults at 15
• Ronny Chieng: Epstein bill has Трамп & co. freaking out & Melania delivers AI war cry
• Seth Meyers: Трамп posts unhinged rant on Epstein and spirals over affordability as poll numbers tank
• Jesse Welles: ♫ Join ICE ♬:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: MTG was a LIBERAL
• Jen Psaki: Трамп fails to stop Epstein bill as his political grip slips and sycophants fall away
• Stephen: Epstein files vote is a huge loss for Трамп & “Quiet piggy” & dictator besties & a flying McDonald’s
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ballad of Pedo Don (A Foul Fictional Character) ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to release Epstein files
• Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks Greene and Massie amid MAGA civil war over Epstein scandal
• Brenna Perez: Epstein files release PASSING?!
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Frightened Little Fascists ♬:

• Stephen: Schumer, “Трамп ‘can’t fuck around’ with Epstein files release’ & messing with Texas & RFK on DMT
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп faces Republican revolt over Epstein files & breaks up with Marjorie Taylor Greene
• Seth Meyers: Трамп loses battle to conceal Epstein files; Greene hits back over “Traitor” nickname
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Tricycle is Tipping ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Some felon crushed by Epstein emails—Newsom trolls him again
• SNL Weekend Update: Government shutdown ends and Epstein email says Трамп “Knew about the girls”
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: DOJ Films presents “The Epstein-O-Matic”
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Take Me Home, Epstein Files ♬:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп braces for Hurricane Epstein, spews nonsense & lEon joins for dinner with Saudi Crown Prince
• Steve Shives: Why I’m in the Epstein files 11,000 times
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Oh Pam Bondi ♬
• LegalEagle: Congress just rebelled against Трамп
• Jon Stewart: Epstein emails reveal “Bubba” bombshell about Трамп & Republicans pretend it’s NBD
• Ronnie Chieng: MTG claps back at Трамп as House votes to release Epstein files
• Stephen: Jeffrey Epstein, “Трамп’s a bad guy” & “Bubba” was neither a Clinton nor a horse & Трамп, “I don’t care”
• Jesse Welles: ♫ Red ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп put his surrender and humiliation in writing signing Epstein files bill
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Mr. MAGA Man ♬:

• Stephen: Did Трамп really sign Epstein files bill? & Pam Bondi’s flip flop & Sean Duffy’s travel advice
• Ari Melber: The 1st Epstein files! MAGA’s Bannon plotted to redeem “monster” sex trafficker Epstein
• Champnella: I fixed Sean Duffy’s Department of Transportation ad…
• ScaredKetchup: Epstein Island 2
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Marjorie ♬
• Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosta: RFK Hospital—An original series inspired by the medical advice of RFK Jr.
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’m Gonna Change the Epstein News Today ♬
• SNL: Epstein White House briefing

Robert Reich: Our economy is in danger. Here’s why

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I was at the coffee shop and the barista casually said “happy Friday.” And I realized I had to be at work shortly but I haven’t written anything. So here you are and thanks to her.

Good morning, you lovelies and uggos.

• Books With Pictures is having a fundraiser. I know it’s Portland, but they’re great.
• Who wants a little jet fuel in their blueberries?
• Pasco seems to think it has too many healthy teeth, as they vote to remove fluoride from the water.
• Feds want to cut homeless funding. And while state and local governments can make up some of the money, it’s a lot to make up.

Feeling some political tension these days? Looking for a release? It doesn’t take a vote of Congress…just drop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Relax, have a beer, and join the conversation.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

What a delight last weekend was. I would have liked to see more sun, but it made the hours when it broke through the clouds glorious. But! A light drizzle or no rain at all is a fine time to ride a bike or go for a walk.

The long dark and its cousin the midday gray can be tough if they’re an excuse to stay in. But get out in it. I mean, have a good rain coat and some waterproof shoes. But seriously it’s good to get out. Enjoy yourself.

Nick Offerman: America’s small farms are being slaughtered by corporations

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzonus:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Sleepy Don” A Lullaby ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Capt’n Bone Spurs doesn’t give a fuck about our veterans
• Glenn Kirschner: Judge orders release of some immigrants detained in Трамп’s “Midway Blitz” operation in Chicago
• The Late Show: The Dotard J. Трамп sleepy-time coin collection
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
• John Di Domenico: Трамп rips Mamdani & wants troops in NYC
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When The Crowd Starts Booing the President ♬
• Stephen: Трамп threatens air traffic controllers & the math on 50-year mortgages
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Go to Sleep ♬
• Randy Rainbow: ♫ Big Phoney Schmuck! ♬:

• Steve Shives: Brainstorming how Трамп can get a third term
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп falls asleep in Oval Office chaos and Newsom trolls him again
• Josh Johnson: Трамп’s affordability tailspin—50-year mortgages, tariff checks & maybe socialism
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I believe in the Dotard Трамп ♬
• SNL: Oval Office press conference
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on food stamps
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dozy Donnie, Asleep at the Wheel ♬
• Marsh Family: ♫ Трамп’ll Nail Ya ♬
• SNL Weekend Update: Executive collapses in Oval Office & Zohran Mamdani elected New Mayor of NYC
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Two Truths and a Lie ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Bought Me A Supreme ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп–Terrible Taste and Likely Tastes Terrible ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard suing BBC for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

Matthew Cooke: The Mamdani effect

ScaredKetchup: Dead celebs react to new SOUTH PARK episode

The Deplorable Brigade:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is lost in his own fear about the Epstein emails. His silence proves it.
• Seth Meyers: Трамп aides meet in situation room to discuss Epstein crisis & MAGA furious over visas
• Ari Melber: New Epstein emails implicate the felonious President and his DOJ
• Stephen: “Of Course [Трамп] knew about the girls”
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Let’s go with the lie ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is betrayed by Boebert & Mace on Epstein files
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп knew about the girls—Jeffery Epstein ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is Rotten ♬
• Josh Johnson: Epstein emails implicating Трамп surface as Ghislaine gets VIP treatment in prison
• Caitlin Speaks: Mike Johnson’s $3.7 million “roommate” scandal explained
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ F.B. Eyes ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп rocked by new Epstein Bombshell, shows off gaudy White House redesign
• Desi Lydic & Troy Iwata recap MAGA’s night of flops at the FAUX Nation Patriot Awards
• Lawrence O’Donnell: In newly public emails Epstein says “of course” Трамп “knew about the girls”
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Dirty Dotard ♬
• Ari Melber: Трамп panics over 20K Epstein emails and Bondi shredding her own “cover up” memo
• Stella Magz: Трамп did what to Bill Clinton?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
• Mother Jones: Why Border Patrol recruits at rodeos
• Josh Johnson: Epstein-Трамп saga gets 20K pages longer & Megyn Kelly splits hairs on pedophilia:

• Stella Magz: Karoline Leavitt ditches her cross for this press conference
• LegalEagle: Epstein implicates Трамп
• Chris Hayes: Never-before-seen Epstein emails—Трамп “spent hours” with victim inside house
• The Resistance: ♫ Cover-Up ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Files Foster Fear for Foul Fathead! ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Knew Epstein ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Release the files ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Epstein’s Island ♬
• Ari Melber: Трамп is in the Epstein emails—He “knew,” spent “hours” with victim
• Stell Magz: Let’s play a game…Two truths and a lie
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Epstein emails about him

LegalEagle: Sandwich hero wins trial over hero sandwich

Total Shut-show Shuts:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп booed at NFL game; Democrats cave on shutdown despite big wins, favorable polls
• Lawrence O’Donnell: With Трамп’s shutdown ending, Dems are closer than ever to forcing Epstein files release
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates shutdown win
• Stephen: Dem defectors vote to end shutdown, get nothing from GOP & Трамп stadium & asleep in the Oval Office
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets booed at NFL game & Democrats cave on government shutdown

Barack Obama surprises plane of veterans as they arrive in Washington

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Yuck. What a miserable day. Avoid the rain if you can. A good day to take the bus. Anyway:

• Parking lots are awful for cities. So I am glad to see Spokane considering taxing them.
• You guys! Katie Wilson is going to be the mayor of Seattle.
• Marie Gluesenkamp Perez remains the most frustrating Democrat. I get that the district is tough for Democrats but the Obamacare subsidies should be a gimme.

• Fuck the people deporting wildland firefighters, still.
• I wouldn’t call it yet, but it’s sure looking likely that Katie Wilson is going to win the mayor’s race. Still, make sure that your vote was counted.
• This administration is absolute garbage. Part a billion, no funds for foreign students at the UW.

Join us Tuesday night for some adventures in post-election politics (over a pint) at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet each and and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Well, the shutdown is going to end. Not with subsidies, with nothing more than a promise for a vote. At least Washington’s Senators voted against this abomination. Ugh, man. Indivisible has a script if you want to call Patty Murray or Maria Cantwell and ask to boot Schumer.

Anyway, today is a good day to donate to the Rainier Valley Food Bank.

Robert Reich: What Democrats SHOULD be doing

Stephen: The Late Show CSI—Criminal sandwich investigation

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Great Tariff Swindle ♬
• Desi Lydic: Трамп vs. New York—The President’s feud with the Big Apple goes way back
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gets emotional about Nancy Pelosi retiring
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп’s tone-deaf bathroom remodel, S.N.A.P. benefits run out
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп targets obesity & threatens Nigeria while airlines cut flights amid shutdown
• Lawrence O’Donnell: You are not alone tonight if you disapprove of The Felon Von Shitzonyou’s presidency
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Dictator State of Mind ♬
• Chris Hayes: Трамп REELS as groceries gaffe, SNAP fight, and “Great Gatsby” optics collide
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Poncho and The ICE Man, A Ballad ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard deporting World Series MVP?
• Seth Meyers: Трамп renovates White House bathroom as courts rule against him on SNAP funding
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies:The Great Fatsby
• SNL: White House Makeover
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Johnson 3-Step ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Newsom trolls Трамп’s cognitive test—Halloween costumes are comedy gold
• Stephen: MAGA parties while children go hungry & Трамп’s shady crypto pardon
• J-L Cauvin: Some felon’s obituary for Dick Cheney
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп looking away from a man in need should be the portrait for his second term
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп throws Great Gatsby party as SNAP benefits expire & blames Democrats for shutdown
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Paper Tiger ♬:

• ScaredKetchup: Don Rickles & Jimi Hendrix roast Трамп—Club Dead
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ His Brain Has Reached its End ♬
• Jen Psaki: “Sandwich guy” acquitted by jury—another faceplant for Трамп’s DOJ
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Die or Slump With Трамп ♬
• Champnella: In midst of government shutdown, Трамп throws a Roaring 20s Halloween Party
• JoJoFromJerz: The Dotard is a sociopath
• The Late Show: The President’s solution for widespread flight cancellations
• Jen Psaki: Трамп learns to say “affordability,” but doesn’t seem to grasp its meaning
• Steve Shives: Nuclear paranoia is back!
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard sets record for longest government shutdown

LegalEagle: The DOJ indicted a YouTuber (Kat Abu), and it’s bullshit

Matthew Cooke: “Socialism never worked”

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

More Fucking Deplorables:

• Stella Magz: Erika Kirk & JD Vance soft launch was a hard watch….
• Chris Hayes: Jasmine Crockett RIPS Mike Johnson’s “petulant child” stunt
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A song for “Nasty Nancy” Mace ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Believe ♬:

• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Cry More Mamdani Tears ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ (If “Loving” Vance is Wrong,) I Don’t Want to be Right ♬
• SNL Weekend Update: George Santos on the New York City Marathon
• JoJoFromJerz: Weird how Mike Johnson suddenly loses his memory huh?
• Ross Childs: JD Vance and Erika Kirk
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth Has a Large Delusion ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Usha, Are You Okay? ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Epstein File (Give Us Something to Talk About) ♬:

• Caitlin Speaks: JD Vance will be whatever he needs to be
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Dick Cheney Is Dead ♬
• Champnella: Speaker Mike “I don’t know” Johnson vs Sgt Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Horror House Monsters ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Shut Yo Damn Mouth ♬

Electile DysFunction:

• Jordan Klepper: NYC Mayor race, Mamdani hits the club & Cuomo fingers his O.J. Bronco
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Gets His Ass Whooped at the Polls (like in 2020) ♬
• Seth Meyers: Some felon blames the shutdown for huge Democratic wins & Zohran Mamdani’s historic NYC victory
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mamdani vs Cuomo & The Dotard threatens to delay SNAP benefits & brags about Трампified Kennedy Center
• Christopher Titus: REPUBLI-GEDDON!
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed the Democrats have won the 2025 elections
• Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Zohran Mamdani, NYC’s radical new Mayor:

• Liberal Redneck: On election day’s big win
• Stephen: Mamdani hits the club & Cuomo’s dubious endorsements & Pelosi, Трамп is “A vile creature”
• Ali Velshi: Трамп’s reaction to Tuesday’s crushing election defeat? Basically, “Let them eat cake”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s very bad election night as Democrats win, Republicans cry fraud & longest shutdown ever
• Stephen: Dems sweep! & Mamdani, “New York will be the light” & Sherrill, Spanberger declare victory
• Jordan Klepper: Mamdani and Democrats score big wins & conservatives melt down
• Knotheadusc: ♫ I Guess We Showed Them ♬:

• Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ The Vote In California ♬
• Seth Meyers: FAUX and GOP admit anti-Трамп backlash fueled huge Democratic election wins
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard has an election night meltdown
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is living in fear tonight of just how bad election night will be for him next year

Stephen: Air travel pain intensifies & FIFA’s fake Peace Prize & Americans need to lose 135 billion pounds

LegalEagle: Circuit Judges are fed up with SCOTUS

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

• The Seattle Mayor’s race is still too close to call. Aaaaaa.
• We really need to fix the Federal access to police surveillance data.
• And speaking of, Redmond stop contracting with Flock Safety.
• I love the people making whistle kits.
• With the Trump Administration being little shits about SNAP benefits, today is a good day to donate to the Vashon Food Bank.