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Robert Reich: Could this actually end Citizens United?

No Kings:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Need a King ♬
• Jacob Soboroff: People are standing up in “POWERFUL numbers,” No Kings organizer on huge turnout against some Felon
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Ain’t No King ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings, No ICE, No War ♬
• Tom Chapin, John Forster & friends: ♫ No Kings! ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Even some Трамп’s voters joined the “No Kings” protests
• The Resistance: ♫ Regime Change Begins at Home ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ No Kings! ♬
• Bruce Springsteen ♫ performs “Streets of Minneapolis” at No Kings rally in St. Paul ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls No Kings a hoax
• ScaredKetchup and Adriana Celine: ♫ NO KINGS 3.0 (NO I-C-E in the USA) ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ We the People ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ Better To Die In Iran ♬

The Misadventures of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• The Resistance: ♫ Ailing, Flailing, Failing ♬
• Christopher Titus: War for dummies!
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ This Damn Old Schnook ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s new ballroom—Liberace’s estate sale meets a bar fight
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Your reward in Трамп World for doing a “tremendous job” is to be fired
• Stephen: Трамп wants to cut and run in Iran & Pope responds after Hegseth invokes Jesus & ballroom blocked
• Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt explains Трамп’s extremely good speech about Iran
• The Late Show: When will Трамп’s Iran war end?
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s White House speech on Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donald J, He’s NOT Okay ♬
• Stephen: Farewell, Pam Bondi & Трамп’s Iran update, other wars lasted longer
• The God Show: God SMITES Трамп for blaming everything on Democrats
• Jon Stewart: No Kings rallies can’t stop CPAC’s Трамп glazing & Iran war hits one month
• The Resistance: ♫ Not My President—From Opposite Sides, Same Conclusion ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard blames Iran failure on Black astronaut
• The Late Show: Трамп reveals new ballroom photos
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ We’ll Keep Talking ‘Bout Epstein ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is doing a very good job of sounding like the surrendering loser of his own war
• Desi Lydic: Трамп drops in on SCOTUS & bulldozes Judge’s ballroom construction ruling
• Stephen: No one knows what Трамп is thinking & storming out of SCOTUS
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп a sucker for war crimes ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ Irish Drinking Song Roasting Трамп ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to conversion therapy decision

Lewis Black: Prediction markets

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band: ♫ Live From Minneapolis ♬

…And the Rest of the Sycophants, Lackeys, Liars and Lickspittles:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Those Poor Idiots (For the Last Трампers) ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Airport ICE plan is a Gong Show and Mike Lindell gets served
• Stella Magz: Pam Bondi fired from her professional loyalist job….
• Lucas Bean: The MAGA movement is falling apart
• JoJoFromJerz: She’s gone—Pam Bondi fired in major shake-up
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song of Hope for Трампers (As Dotard Crashes and Burns) ♬
• The God Show: HAHA! Pam Bondi FIRED!
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Pam ♬:

• Brenna Perez: Todd Blanche replacing Pam Bondi?
• Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler is informed that Pam Bondi has been fired
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ No Rules for Being ICE ♬
• LegalEagle: The DOJ just settled a case it already won
• JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth’s cosplay patriotism will cost us all
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye, Pam Bondi ♬
• Desi Lydic: Kristi Noem’s husband gets busty & Lindsey Graham spotted at Disney World
• The Resistance: ♫ Do You Remember The Oath You Took? ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Many Boobs of Kristi Noem ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Keep Young and Beautiful (a song for Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon) ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito Sings “PAM BONDI Bye-Bye” ♬
• The God Show: They threw Pam Bondi in the TRASH
• Brenna Perez: Ding, dong, Pam Bondi’s GONE!
• Stella Magz: Karma for Kristi Noem as her worst month ever continues
• JoJoFromJerz: The HYPOCRISY of Kristi Noem’s husband’s SECRET DOUBLE LIFE
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth, Insecure Needle Stick ♬
• The God Show: Jesus DESTROYS Karoline Leavitt’s Prayer

Jesse Welles: ♫ Domestic Error (live in Portland) ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Good mornin’.

• Stop sharing information with ICE goons.
• Can’t go big enough on density. Good for Mayor Wilson.
• What killed Blazing Bagels? Spoiler alert: It wasn’t that there will be a millionaire tax in a few years.
• Agrotourism isn’t where you go to another country and yell at them. Apparently.
• Librarians and press staff at the UW walked out the other day.

Oh, no, I was totally prepared and didn’t forget to write anything until a few stops away from work. Um, you did!. No, it was totally me, April Fool’s.

It’s Tuesday, and that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations over a drink. Stop by if you wish.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Other than opening day, I still have not taken the 2 Line on the Eastside. But, now it’s connected. You can catch a train in Downtown Seattle and get North, South, and East out of the city without transferring. New stations opening. Less car dependence for everyone.

The future looks pretty great for the region. For connectivity. For ditching the stress of driving. It has come a long way since I was a suburban kid who had to take a winding bus to get Downtown. I can only imagine what 10, 20, 30 years hence looks like if we have the political will to keep up the momentum.

Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell: ♫ Everything Is Great! ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ God, Abraham, and Xanax ♬ (performance)

Трамп’s War (Brought to You by Jeffery Epstein):

• Stella Magz: KKKaroline claims talks are “productive”. Iran says, “Nah”
• Josh Johnson: Трамп gets mystery gift from Iran & sends ICE into airports to force the SAVE Act
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп failed his own self-administered cognitive test while Iran’s regime was watching
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Million Dollar Missiles, Billion Dollar Boats ♬
• Puppet Regime: Putin & Xi sit with gratitude in new podcast
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s Iran mess just got way worse
• Seth Meyers: Iran rejects Трамп’s peace plan after mystery “present,” & Hegseth’s “throttle” comment
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fed daily sizzle reel of stuff blowing up in Iran & Melanie has a robot in the White House
• Stella Magz: Трамп hallucinates that Iran called to make a deal….
• Jon Stewart: Трамп bullshits about Iran negotiations & throws ICE into airport chaos mix
• Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts out loud about the war with Iran
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is at Graceland during Iran war
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s big present
• Stella Magz: Трамп’s cryptic clues are getting old….
• Puppet Regime: Трамп tells it “strait” to Merz and Macron
• Josh Johnson: Трамп claims Iran war is won, but Hegseth’s new recruitment standards say otherwise

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets of Minneapolis ♬ (performance)

Ross Childs: The American voter VS The S.A.V.E. Act:

John Oliver: Police stings

Brenna Perez: Addictive algos—Big tech LOSES in court

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzonus:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп and Tom Homan bring ICE to TSA
• The Resistance: ♫ Tried of Winning ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets a fictitious award from Congress, a prize from Iran & the MAGA media is outraged at Jimmy
• Parody Project: ♫ You’re So Strange ♬
• The God Show: Bless the reporter who fact-checked The lyin’ Dotard to his face
• JoJoFromJerz: Asleep at the wheel? Трамп under fire over war briefings
• Ari Melber: Sad convicted felon rails as revenge cases FAIL & he can’t get $200M from DOJ
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Stars, The Strips and The Liar ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ There’s Always A Tweet ♬:
  There’s Always A Tweet
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Got Nothin’ but Disrespect for Dopey Dotard ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп declares victory in Iran war, votes by mail & Jimmy chats with Jeffrey Epstein lookalike
• The Resistance: ♫ Illiterate ♬
• ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s Meme-a-Palooza
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates the death of Robert Mueller
• Seth Meyers: Трамп puts ICE in airports, backs down on Iran threat amid oil crisis and blames Hegseth
• The Resistance: ♫ Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Bringing Small-D Energy to US Currency ♬
• The God Show: Трамп cancels Easter and Jesus responds
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Mail-In, Mail-Out ♬
• Christopher Titus: Of course, the chaos continues!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп says he’s “glad” Robert Mueller died, deploys ICE to airports & Iran war has no end in sight
• The Resistance: ♫ History Will Judge the Complicit ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ 250th “Presidential” Coins ♬
• Seth Meyers: Mike Johnson gives Трамп another made-up trophy, Трамп reveals mystery gift from Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Contrasting Robert Mueller with The Dotard Трамп ♬

JoJoFromJerz: ICE at the gate—The new reality for travelers in 2026

The God Show: Democrats flip Mar-a-Lago in humiliating loss for The Dotard

LegalEagle: The Maduro arraignment

Criminals, Liars, Grifters, and Idiots (Apparently):

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey Graham, Трамп’s favorite little cracker ♬
• The God Show: Mike Lindell get served papers at CPAC while on live TV
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Hegseth
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ FAFO Gas ♬
• Josh Johnson: Melania brings a robot to the White House & RFK Jr. did what to a dead raccoon?
• Executive Odors: ♫ If You See Kay (M.A.G.A.) ♬
• LegalEagle: DOJ lawyer ejected from courtroom
• Bette Midler: ♫ AllYouFascistsBoundtoLose ♬:

• ONN: Epidemiologists confirm first airborne transmission of Mar-A-Lago face
• Liberal Redneck: What exactly are ICE agents supposed to do at airports, anyway?
• The God Show: FBI director Kash Patel got HACKED and he’s pissed
• Stella Magz: RFK Jr. did WHAT?!?!?
• LegalEagle: The secret DOGE tapes are a catastrophe
• The Resistance: ♫ Apparently, I’m An Idiot ♬

Desi Lydic shudders at politicians’ cringe vids & rizzless podcasts

Jesse Welles: ♫ Good Morning America ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

On Saturday you can take light rail across the lake to a No Kings rally.

• So many types of bees.
• I can’t believe that Wilson is still Assessor. At least he’s facing consequences.
• Appreciate Axios’s 3 part look at the Seattle crisis response team needing cops to tag along.
• Look at all of the volunteer commissions in Spokane County. There’s probably one to join, or at least get involved with, in your area.

I feel like recently I have started these by talking about the weather. But today is different I am talking about talking about the weather.

• Look at all of the No Kings events.
• Some Seattle City Council members really like the Flock cameras (item 2).
• Cherry blossoms. So dang many.
• 3 cheers to the kids doing ICE Out protests.
• Family Promise of Puget Sound has money to keep going.

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally toasts in the Spring season. Stop by, hang out, and enjoy a beverage.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Good morning. I am still adjusting to the nice weather. How lovely, though. Too cold for shorts  not that it stopped some of you.

• The fewer Flock cameras, the better.
• The fewer parking spots, the better.
• The fewer ICE agents at airports, the better. And SeaTac has 0 as the correct number.
• I am struggling to figure out what the sign off should be. Contact your member of Congress is fine, but maybe something more Washington specific?

LegalEagle: Anthropic just told the government “No”

Elective War Without End, Amen:

• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп posts “Make Iran great again,” and says U.S. won war on day one
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Yes Siree, Трамп Has Kicked Off WWIII ♬
• Get High, Watch This: Трампs update on Iran… and other stupid stuff
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп brags about killing & attacks “late night morons” and Iran war coverage
• Stella Magz: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz wants our allies to clean up his shitshow
• Parody Project: ♫ After the War ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s stupidity is utterly flawless at exposing his own lies on the Iran war
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz ♬:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Strait of Hormuz ♬
• SNL: Трамп gas prices
• Jon Stewart invites panel of Трампs to debate Iran war
• Stephen: Trump says he’ll bomb Iran “just for fun” & Hegseth wants a patriotic press & dig we must??
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Incursion Subversion to Mask Past Perversion ♬
• Jen Psaki: Трамп UPSET at lack of media cheerleading for his war, tries bullying
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Never Bomb Countries With Oil ♬
• Puppet Regime: Regime invades streamers with Special Military Operation
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’ll “take” Cuba, Rand Paul rips DHS pick Mullin, Gabbard grilled on Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants $200 billion for emotional support war
• The Late Show: Surprise her with a 2026 Lexus
• LegalEagle: War crimes in Iran
• The Late Show: Bombing Iran? Try Havinaplan
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп compares Iran strikes to Pearl Harbor
• Stephen: Allies pass on helping Трамп fight Iran and MarineTraffic is amazing & taking Cuba
• Christopher Titus: War is peace. Dumb is smart.
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп’s Iran war, takeover of Cuba, MAGA brawls over micropenises & is the new Ayatollah gay?
• Seth Meyers: NATO countries rebuff Трамп’s plea to help with Strait of Hormuz amid Iran oil crisis

The Resistance: ♫ Please Don’t Give Up On Us (A Letter to Our Allies) ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Attacked by Radicalized Cowboy! ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Inside Трамп’s controversial clemency spree freeing criminals
• The Daily Show: ntroducing Free Speech Plus—Pay what you need to say what you want!
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп just had a MAJOR senior moment, “President Gavin Newsom”
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Who Cares What He Says? ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What Трамп Does “Just for Fun” ♬
• Jen Psaki: Lying? Confused? Трамп spins WEIRD Iran fantasy narrative contradicted by reports
• LegalEagle: Трамп’s DOJ settles with Ticketmaster
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tries to hijack next election, attacks Newsom’s dyslexia & MAGA official resigns over Iran war
• Lawrence O’Donnell: When asked, Трамп refused to honor fallen U.S. troops in his war
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’re Not Fit To Gov ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s St. Patrick’s day speech
• The Resistance: Real Трамп quotes set to an unsettling 80s disco groove
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s war on voting rights & windmills, Markwayne Mullin grilled by Senate & no pay for TSA agents
• Seth Meyers: Трамп voter rips him over soaring gas prices, MAGA says high prices are a “sacrifice”
• JoJoFromJerz: A new low? Трамп mocks people with learning disabilities (again)
• Ari Melber: The Felon Von Shitzinpantz can’t escape Epstein—DOJ under pressure as files EXPOSE Epstein’s bid to scrub past online
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the passing of Chuck Norris
• Rohit Chopra: Трамп sold you out to credit card companies
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes a Pearl Harbor joke in front of Japanese Prime Minister & is he lying about Epstein!?

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Steve Shives: The Twilight Zone’s “The Shelter” is the perfect parable for this moment

The Stupidest Motherfucking Sycophants, Liars, and Idiots You’ve Ever Seen:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Simple Song of Sociopaths (mostly) ♬
• MAGA Country: ♫ Not So Sweet Karoline ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Marco… Those shoes don’t fit. At all.
• Stella Magz: Tulsi Gabbard—Brown-noser or responsibility dodger?
• Chris Hayes: Gabbard BUSTED for omitting key Iran line that contradicted Трамп
• Jordan Klepper: MAGA spins high oil prices into patriotism & Rand Paul beefs with Markwayne Mullin
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for Pete Hegseth ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Take J.D. ♬
• SNL: MAHAspital:

• John Oliver: J.D. Vance
• Tommy Campbell: Trump Forces Staff to Wear Matching Shoes
• Jen Psaki: Dems dump Epstein meeting with A.G., demanding oath to stop lying
• SNL Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson on liberal politics and the 2026 Oscars
• John Oliver: J.D. Vance
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Baggy Shoes ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Shoes ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Big Shoes to Fill (The Marco Rubio Song) ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Melanie Трамп labels herself ‘A VISIONARY’ in bizarre self-absorbed speech
• The Resistance: ♫ Mar-a-Lago Face ♬

Sen. Patty Murray: Thoughts on the “SAVE America” Act

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The ferns and the moss are happy with this gray. But I can use some sun.

• Fuck ICE
• Also, fuck long COVID.
• Fuck CONCACAF, as long as we’re here.
• I don’t even drive, but fuck these gas prices.

Happy Transit Operator Appreciation Day everyone. If you said “thank you” enough while exiting your bus, the Water Taxi fairy will reward you.

• Nobody wants the TransAlta power plant but President Trump orders it to stay open is a real microcosm of his entire administration.
• Matt Shea, go away.
• Are there more important elections this year than the banner in the International District? Maybe. But I won’t see my member of Congress or state legislators as often.
• 500 shelter units by the end of May feels very ambitious.
• A nurse is a human in Washington.

It is a Saint Patrick’s Day edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening. Stop by for a drink, diverse conversation and good luck.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Hey gang, how was your weekend?

Just seeing the list of bills Governor Ferguson has signed, it looks mostly good. But other than the billionaire tax, nothing strikes me as particularly bold. Like, I don’t need every bill to be amazing, but I do want more.

I don’t know. Let’s he’s definitely better than any Republican would be. But, in a state that hasn’t elected a Republican governor since 1980, that’s not enough.