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Liberal Redneck: Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and the truth about “woke cancel culture”

The Late Show: Tired of Democrats who don’t fight back against Republicans?

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп has no time for being President ♬
• Ali Velshi: From a souring economy to Epstein, Трамп “isn’t fixing anything”
• Steve Shives: Трамп continues murdering celebrities to distract from Epstein files
• LegalEagle: Pardon or immunity for Ghislaine?
• Knotheadusc: ♫ tay Awake… A lullaby for The Dotard ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп un-wokes Smithsonian
• The Late Show: ♫ Beyoncé Responds To Presnit Трамп ♬:

• Jen Psaki: Трамп blows up his own case for tariff power with scattershot excuses
• Political Primate: The Scottish welcome Трамп’s theatrical homecoming
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп skims nuclear safety funds to spruce up vanity gift plane from Qatar
• ScaredKetchup: The Трамп show is BACK w/ Epstein files + MORE
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard brings back the Presidential Fitness test
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Bawdy Song Making Fun of Трамп (Трампer trigger warning) ♬
• The Other Brother: ♫ August Sun ♬
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—Who is Трамп going to throw under the bus for Epstein Files?
• Jen Psaki: Трамп goes off the deep end over bad jobs numbers and even a FAUX panel is stunned
• Desi Lydic: Трамп invites Jesus to the workplace & GOP prays for a tariff rebate
• Knotheadusc: ♫ (He Never Promised Us A) Rose Garden ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s First Half a Year’s a Success! (He said so.) ♬
• Chris Hayes: Трамп will try to “cook the books” after firing labor stats chief, experts warn
• Peter Quentin: ♫ Deportees ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Scotland Hates Трамп ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Wanna Leave You Hangin’, but We Could ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Africa Melania ♬
• LegalEagle: Трамп to prosecute Obama for treason?

John Oliver: Gang databases

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Deplorable Dumpster:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп can’t escape Epstein questions in Scotland, calls Epstein Island a “privilege”
• Champnella: ♫ FRIENDS starring The Dotard Трамп and Jeffrey Epstein ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard goes after Marjorie Taylor Greene
• Dark Brandon: MAGA, you chose the Shit—Now you get to wear it
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ My Beef With Jeffrey Epstein ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—World’s Most Notorious Golf Cheat ♬
• LegalEagle: Epstein takes the Fifth about Трамп
• Jon Stewart: Трамп bombarded by Epstein Q’s in Scotland & MAGA “caddies” provide cover back home
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Holiday ♬:

• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 5 MAGA prayer requests
• Seth Meyers: Трамп “haunted” by Epstein questions, says Epstein poached spa staff as polls crater
• The Late Show: The Dotard von Shitzenpantz, master of impressions
• Desi Lydic: Horny, anti-woke nutburger GOP defend Sydney Sweeney amid denim ad backlash
• Liberal Redneck: What is their plan for Ghislaine??
• The Daily Show: Joe Rogan—The path to Roganlightenment
• Ari Melber: 47’s Epstein shame! Victims slam secretive, partisan failures by Трамп & DOJ in sex trafficking case
• Brenna Perez: Joe Rogan, “Do they think we’re babies?!” … Yeah, Joe.
• Dark Brandon: A very strong case of why MAGA voters are racist
• Stella Magz: Boebert’s son cited for child abuse…
• Jordan Klepper hears MAGA’s Epstein conspiracies over the years
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Alex Jones
• Tommy Campbell: Scotland mocks Трамп’s visit & Mike Lindell reacts to appeal
• Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer: ♫ It ain’t gonna go away! ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates confirmation of Emil Bove
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donny Loved a Pedo (And The Pedo Loved ‘the Don’) ♬
• Seth Meyers: “Missing minute” in Epstein jail video deepens mystery & Трамп nods off at White House
• Jen Psaki: Трамп’s Epstein hole gets deeper with apparent special treatment of Ghislaine Maxwell
• Desi Lydic: Трамп asks Hegseth to cool it with the polygraphs & Kristi Noem goes horse girl
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп complains about losing spa staff & Mike Lindell talks jail
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Epstein Was Трамп’s Closest Friend (So what might we infer?) ♬
• Stephen: A Scottish welcome & Ghislaine Maxwell mystery & Paramount + Skydance = PSKY & are NBC and ABC next?

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I am on vacation next week and part of the following week. So open threads may be sporadic.

Anyway, I’m glad that the mayor and city attorney finally realized that Trump’s executive orders are bad. It’s like having elections forces them to do things. But there are people who understood that Trump is bad already.

– It is good to see faith leaders who seem to care about immigrants.

– Trump making electricity more expensive is an interesting story. But the headline framing it as a question was strange, and doesn’t fit the actual article.

– Don’t forget, your Cybertruck needs a regular wash in saltwater and lemon wash.

With Election Day in Washington just a week away, right now is a good time to fill out that ballot and drop it off at a drop box near you. Then, swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for conversations over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Oh hey. The newly opened Pier 58 looks pretty great. It looks like kids were really enjoying the new playground and people of all ages have more park space by the water. And whatever my objections were to the tunnel, this isn’t all in the shadow of a giant freeway.

As I was walking down the waterfront to work this morning, there were already kids playing on the playground. I think it’s a hit beyond just the opening celebrations.

LegalEagle: Can employers require brain chips?

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The World’s Largest Collection of Трамп Songs ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard releases the MLK files
• Stephen: The gloves are off & “I absolutely love that Colbert got fired” & Трамп & Epstein’s wonderful secret
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Fat Old Man, Big White House ♬
• Ali Velshi: Stephen Miller’s anti-immigrant pitch doesn’t hold up to scrutiny
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Ankles ♬:

• Jon Stewart on Colbert’s cancellation & Трамп’s “bawdy” Epstein doodles
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How to Forget about Трамп (and save your sanity) ♬
• Robert Reich: How to take the fight to the oligarchy
• LegalEagle: Трамп can’t fire the Fed Chair (unless the Supreme Court was lying this whole time)
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Rotting Rotting ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Venous ♬:

• Charlamagne Tha God: Трамп vs. Biden—Who’s losing it faster?
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the passing of Ozzy Osbourne
• Puppet Regime: Trump and Zelensky (Cold)play Putin
• The Late Show: Will the Washington Commanders change their name?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—Трамп Hiding MAJOR Health Issues ♬

Alan Cumming: Attacks against the trans community & bringing kindness back in America

Deplorables:

• Michelle Wolf: Трамп’s Epstein coverup
• Dark Brandon: QAnon said “Trust the plan”—Then Трамп hid the files
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is living in abject terror about the Epstein files. His silence proves it.
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ghislaine Lives in Fear of Трамп’s Coverup ♬
• Jabari Jones: Трамп & Epstein—The voice mails
• Seth Meyers: WSJ’s Трамп-Epstein birthday letter bombshell rocks MAGA & Трамп’s doodles resurface
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Epstein Distraction Song ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for those Suffering from TDS (Trump Denial Syndrome) ♬
• ScaredKetchup: The UNTOLD TRUTH about Jeffery Epstein
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blurred my name with style ♬
• Jen Psaki: Трамп IMPLODING as Republicans shut down Congress to flee Epstein mess
• Dark Brandon: What is QAnon? A deep dive into America’s dumbest apocalypse
• The Other Brother: ♫ The Epstein List ♬
• Stephen: Epstein is a real problem for the GOP & Трамп’s creepy past & blaming Obama
• Jabari Jones: Трамп—So let it be written….
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп Is In the Epstein Files—Shutting Down The House ♬:

• Stella Magz: MAGA hypocrisy knows no bounds….
• Bill Hoover: ♫ Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein ♬
• Josh Johnson: Трамп dodges Epstein by attacking Obama, dropping MLK files & trying to change Coke
• Liberal Redneck: Трамп and Epstein ain’t going away!! (Hopefully)
• Dark Brandon: Dear MAGA, he’s not your daddy anymore
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s doodle letter evidence and Don Jr.’s HILARIOUS reaction

Jesse Welles: ♫ PBS ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– Renton, don’t vote for a guy who posts MAGA garbage on Facebook.

– Davison’s tenure as City Attorney is fucking embarrassing.

– During the Teen Dance Ordinance years, the Old Firehouse in Redmond was so rad to have. I am glad there are still people willing to fight for it.

– Stop covering for creeps.

– It’s hot again and I am working from my un-air conditioned apartment.

– Division Street in Spokane could be a lot better.

Coming home from Drinking Liberally, the bus (49 South) was as crowded as I’ve ever seen it at 10:00. Are people taking the bus while I-5 lanes are closed? If so, welcome and I hope you stay after it opens up.

– Anyway, your legislators and member of Congress go uncontacted. Tragic, but you can fix it.

Ballots have dropped in Washington state. Have questions? Bring them to tonight’s edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. We may not have the answers (because…you know, enigmas never age), but we’ll have fun discussing the options.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Your ballot is arriving soon if it hasn’t already. Here are some voter guides. It’s more Seattle/ Western Washington centric than maybe it could be.

– Fuse has a progressive voter guide.

– The Stranger and the Urbanist both have endorsements.

– Seattle Bike Blog has many transportation and safe streets endorsements.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Epstein Coverup is in Full Swing ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler’s Трамп derangement rant
• Stella Magz: Трамп diagnosis—are we one Big Mac away?
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Releasing the Files (Трамп’s Epstein Files Saga) ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What is Dotard Трамп Trying to Hide? ♬
• Robert Reich: Why does Трамп hate Sesame Street?
• Jabari Jones: U.S.S.A.—Pictures of Liberty
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Deep-State Donald ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп vs Woke Superman—Who Will Win? ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard revokes Rosie O’Donnell’s citizenship
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Rumored to Have Leprosy ♬
• Stella Magz: Трамп hijacks Chelsea FIFA Club World Cup win!!!
• Jabari Jones: Трамп cankles
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’ve Considered Revoking Трамп’s Citizenship! ♬
• Nick Offerman Is Sounding the Alarm: America’s National Parks Are Under Attack
• Tommy Campbell: JD Vance caught trying to run and Трамп booed, crashes trophy photo
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard’s Latest Health Report ♬
• David Swerdloff: ♫ We Don’t Support The Liar ♬:

• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about Трамп fragrances
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп targets Fed Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, who says “Come at me, bitch!”
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Two Weeks ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard finds out he has cankles
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We’re Bringing Suffering Back! (Official hymn of the Трамп administration) ♬
• Jabari Jones: America—Land of the not-so-free

LegalEagle: “Religious parents are special”—Supreme Court

More Tales From the Deplorable Corps:

• Stephen: Paramount’s Трамп settlement—A big fat bribe & Jeffrey Epstein never dies & FIFA trophy row
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The essence of the Epstein letter
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard claims he never wrote a notes to Epstein
• Ari Melber: Трамп can’t defuse Epstein bomb—WH in FREEFALL as MAGA revolts, calls for firing, FBI official AWOL
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп breaks up with MAGA over “boring” Epstein files—“I don’t want their support”
• Ross Childs: JD Vance & the Epstein files
• Seth Meyers: Трамп calls Epstein case a “hoax” & turns on his “stupid” supporters amid MAGA mutiny
• Jabari Jones: Dotard Junior—Release the Epstein client list!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The MAGA “Ignorance is Bliss” song ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Meltdown! ♬:

• The Late Show: Inside Marjorie Taylor Greene’s weather bill
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s Epstein crisis EXPLODES—Fallout triggers MAGA revolt & plunges admin into chaos
• Jordan Klepper charts Трамп’s long history with Epstein & Ghislaine Maxwell
• Michael Kosta: Would you RSVP “Yes” to lEon Musk’s new political party?
• Stephen: Трамп to MAGA, “don’t talk about Jeffrey Epstein” & three missing minutes & the Unabomber’s professor
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Sycophant Ridge Episode 1
• Seth Meyers: MAGA melts down over Epstein & Трамп faces revolt from base & Bondi-Bongino feud erupts
• Off_JaWaggon: Where’s the Epstein list?
• Jon Stewart: Трамп’s Epstein meltdown, MAGA’s mutiny & Elmo’s antisemitic tweets
• Steve Shives: Трамп is your God now:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s JUST Like Jesus! ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ ICE Enforcement Ballad ♬
• Chris Hayes: Remember the Epstein scandal in the first Трамп term?
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Super Woke ♬
• Dark Brandon: The Трамп doodle brought to life
• The Late Show: The missing minute of the Epstein video
• Liberal Redneck: MAGA finally fires back at Трамп (to at least some degree anyway)
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп Epstein LEAKED phone call changes everything
• Desi Lydic FAUXsplains the Epstein files:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Epstein’s Best Friend Disavows Knowledge of Epstein ♬
• Jabari Jones: Charlie Kirk—Epstein who?
• Steve Shives: When this is over, we’ll remember who the cowards were
• LegalEagle: The Epstein file fiasco
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans to release the Epstein files
• Seth Meyers: MAGA in turmoil over Epstein; Трамп slams his own base and won’t appoint a Special Counsel
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Bronze Ear—Трамп’s sacred wound now available in collectible form
• Jabari Jones: Pam Bondi—Jeffrey Epstein hypnosis

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Hey, it’s under 80 degrees for a few days anyway.

– I don’t know if the US Attorney stepping down is related to the ICE related arrests but the timing is a lot.

– Good news if you feel like you need to protect dogs or kids in hot cars.

– After months in ICE detention, I can’t blame Alfredo Juarez Zeferino for accepting deportation, but dang.

– Ballots dropped this week. Get them postmarked or dropped off by August 5.

Man it’s going to be hot as fuck today. I am going to insist that you get yourself a big glass of water right now. Don’t wait. Throw some ice in. It already feels gross and it’s only getting worse.

It’s Tuesday! And that gives you a darned good excuse to go out, because the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will get together to talk politics and drink beer. Won’t you join us?

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

– Racing the 8 for hopefully better service in the future.

– We’re going to have to do more to save the orcas at a time when the Federal government is doing less.

Going to have to decide who to vote for for King County Executive soon. I recommend the Hacks and Wonks interviews if you haven’t heard them yet.