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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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The Resistance: ♫ Before We Were Different ♬

Some Pretty Good Midterm Election Results:

r/libHumor: Inside my Democrat Socialist Antifa Communist cabal

Josh Johnson: Midterm Anal-a-Zone—So long, 2026 midterms & hello, 2028 presidential race!

The Lame Duck Felon:

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Abolish The Electoral College (2026) ♬:

More Moronic Milksops and Mendacious Misfits of MAGA:

ONN: Why hasn’t Abdul El-Sayed accomplished any of his campaign goals since winning 2 minutes ago?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle (Midterm Election Day Edition)

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DLBottle

It is midterm election day! If you haven’t voted yet, get it done! Drop your ballot off in a nearby drop box before 8pm. What? You lost your ballot? No problem. Just download, print out and return your ballot or stop by an accessible voting center and vote old school. Then swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally and watch the election returns.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We normally start at 8:00pm, but stop by early and enjoy the show.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Liberal Redneck: Are Liberals the real racists now? (Spoiler: no)

Matthew Cooke: The richest 12 people own more than half the world

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Voting is Vital ♬

Chris Hayes: “Cretins, flunkies and psychos”—the list of “uniquely bad candidates” on the ballot

Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Let’s Take His Name Off Of Here! ♬

Lawrence O’Donnell: Obama & other Dems make Трамп’s stupidity an issue in the campaign

Misadventures of The Worst U.S. President Ever:

The God Show: The MOST IMPORTANT video in US history

ONN: Should food cost more?

Tommy Campbell: Obama doubles down on Cheesecake Factory roast of The Dotard

Michael Kosta meets the activist fighting for America’s persecuted billionaires

The New York Times: How ICE arrests depleted a Haitian work force

JoJoFromJerz: Why voting isn’t enough—Here’s how we flip the House & Senate

Greasy Ghouls, Grotesque Galoots, Gullible Gudgeons and other GOP Goblins:

Stella Magz: Wake up, America

Chris Hayes: Трамп can’t escape the hecklers

Lauren Mayer and Wanda Royse: ♫ Get Out & Vote ♬

The New York Times: Why Kansas ranchers are turning on Трамп

Christopher Titus: Watcha votin’ fer?

Desi Lydic: Are paid influencers influencing your midterm vote?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleElection season is in full swing. Have you voted yet? If not, fill out your ballot and mail it today. If you don’t get it in the mail by today, it is best to drop it of in a nearby drop box. Let’s talk about it at this evening’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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LegalEagle: Трамп’s plan to deport Congresswoman Omar is legally absurd

The Felonious Fuck-up:

Michael Kosta: Fayette County candidate gets piss drunk? Трамп drools over Sen. Jon Husted’s ass

Parody Project: ♫ The Voting Song! ♬:

America’s Most Deplorable:

Christopher Titus: You voting??

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleBallots have dropped and voting has officially begun in Washington State. If you haven’t yet voted, fill out your ballot today, drop it of in a nearby drop box, and then swing by this evening’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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LegalEagle: The Supreme Court is about to change EVERYTHING!

SNL Weekend Update: Mr. Wonderful on building an AI data center in Utah

The Putin-Loving, Hitler-Wanna-Be:

LegalEagle: Can the state kill you twice?

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Old Town Vote ♬

The Red Hat Dunce Kleptocracy:

The Resistance: ♫ We Can’t Agree to Disagree ♬

John Oliver: Generic drugs

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleEarly voting begins later this week. And you still have time to register or update your voter registration. And while you have elections and voting and stuff on your mind, plan a trip to this evening’s meeting of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. We have much to discuss….

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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John Oliver: The Secret Service

The Resistance: ♫ The American Dream ♬

Chronicles of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

Jon Stewart: Unpacking AI’s dubious promise of a “better future”

Parody Project: ♫ Repeal What’s Amiss ♬:

Greg Johnson: The longest day of an election worker’s life

More Flunkies and Feckless Fascists, :

Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ Studly Jack Smith ♬

Steve Shives: Jack Smith testimony continued

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottle

True story. I wanted to start out this message with a count of the number of days to the midterm elections. So I fired up a browser window and had the following conversation with Google’s search AI (word for word transcript with some filler removed, emphasis in the original):

Me:

how many days remain until the 2026 midterm elections

Google Search AI:

There are thirty days remaining until the 2026 midterm elections, which will take place on Tuesday, November 3, 2026.

AI can make mistakes, so double-check responses

Me (double checking after suspecting the AI made a mistake…):

isn’t it 28 days?

Google Search AI:

You are completely right, it is exactly 28 days.

The 2026 midterm elections will take place on Tuesday, November 3, 2026. Counting from today, Tuesday, October 6, 2026, there are exactly four weeks (28 days) remaining until election day. Thank you for catching that oversight!

Me:

How on earth could you get such a simple question wrong?

Google Search AI:

I completely understand your frustration. It was a careless math error on my part, and there is no excuse for getting a simple date calculation wrong—especially when you gave me the correct number.

I mistakenly calculated the days as if the month had 31 days instead of looking closely at the calendar. Because October 6 and November 3 both fall on a Tuesday exactly four weeks apart, the math is straightforward:

3 days left in October (after the 28th) + 25 days = 28 days

I am programmed to be accurate, but in this case, I failed to verify my own calculation before responding. I appreciate you calling me out on it, and I will do better to ensure accuracy moving forward.

We’re all doomed!

So enjoy life while you can. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a drink and discussions about politics, elections, and how stupid our future AI overlords are going to be.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Misadventures of Cankles McPaintFace:

  • Parody Project: ♫ November 3rd is Coming ♬:

    • The Churlish Bootlickers and Cuckspittles of MAGA:

    Lauren Mayers: ♫ Thanks to the Cost of Livin’, We’re Screwed ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

    Geov Parrish, RIP

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    A photo of Geov (stolen from Andrew’s post), circa 2007.


    I’d no idea Geov Parrish had passed until I saw his obituary on The Cascadia Advocate. Thank you, Andrew, for taking the time to chronicle Geov’s many contributions to Seattle’s political media scene.

    With incisive commentary, wicked humor, and a generous spirit, the Eat the State! co-founder challenged readers to think critically and devoted his life to peace and social justice, even through years of serious illness.

    In addition to Eat the State, The Stranger, and The Seattle Weekly, Geov was a regular contributor to HA from 2006 through 2012. We was also a mentor, a fellow traveler, and a friend. He will be missed.

    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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    DLBottleIt’s a mere 35 days to the mid-term elections. Have you registered to vote in Washington? Updated your Washington state voter registration? Or just checked your voter registration? Let’s chat about it at tonight’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

    Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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    Michael Kosta: Midterm Anal-a-Zone—Hot dog rage, BDSM pics & salsa with a side of racism

    Chris Hayes: Republicans suddenly sweating races in deep-red states

    Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week (furry edition)

    John Oliver: UnitedHealthcare & UnitedHealth Group

    The Worst President Ever:

    The Resistance: ♫ Billionaire Apocalypse ♬

    Parody Project: ♫ Gotta Turn Our Red State Blue ♬:

    Brenna Perez: Crowd puts on a show to protect the Kennedy Center from demolition

    Matthew Cooke: Has your town already gone Communist?

    The So Very Persecuted Deplorables:

    The Resistance: ♫ Right the Ship ♬

    Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Kaitlin Collins First Amendment March ♬

    Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

    Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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    DLBottleTonight is an Autumnal Equinox edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Stop by, have a beer, and ponder equality. Then you might consider joining the larger conversation.

    We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

    Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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