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Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ America’s Low Birthrate Explained ♬

The Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Ruins the Country and the World ♬
• Ari Melber: Red line defeat! See Трамп’s 7-2 Supreme Court loss decoded in LEGAL SPECIAL
• The Late Show: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s new comedy album is available now
• Bill Hoover: ♫ Oh, Russkies (come take your fucking clown) ♬
• Gvnzng “Victor”: ♫ 99 Days of Трамп Mistakes—99 Days of Трамп ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s first 100 days in office & he travels back to 2007 to try to stop him
• Desi Lydic: Jon Meacham—The origin of the first 100 days & how America will remember The Felon Von Shitzenpantz
• Seth Meyers: Трамп blames Biden for shrinking economy as tariffs cause recession fears
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s interview with The Atlantic
• LegalEagle: You can’t exile US citizens, especially 4-year-old cancer patients
• Steve Shives: Трамп’s executive order explainer
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s “Flagpole”—Compensation or A Cry for Help? ♬
• Stephen: ♫ Our historically unpopular President & Трампp’s sub deals & DOGE done? ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп blames Biden for stock market drop, thinks photoshopped pic is real & RFK Jr’s health briefing
• ScaredKetchup: Трамп caught snoring at Pope Francis funeral
• Knotheadusc: ♫ To Know Him is to Loathe Him ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is now America’s biggest loser in the history of presidents’ first 100 days
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп causes uproar at Pope’s funeral, approval rating lowest in 80 years & Santos going to prison
• Stephen: Трамп passes the buck on bad economy & strippers predict a recession & the President vs. Photoshop
• John Oliver: RFK Jr. & HHS
• Steve Shives: Due process—What are we afraid of?
• John D. Cundle: ♫ No Toys for You! Трамп as the Christmas Toy Grinch ♬
• The Late Show: Footage of Трамп’s trade talks with China’s President
• Parody Project: ♫ Kick Him Out ♬
• John Waldron: Why Трамп’s LYING is a BLESSING IN DISGUISE!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is SUPPOSED to work FOR US! ♬
• The Other Brother: ♫ 100 Days ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Dictator Dotard Трамп ♬
• LegalEagle: The FBI just arrested two judges
• Desi Lydic: Meet the DOGE layoff victims that Elon Musk deemed wasteful
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s “horrible” record-low poll numbers and insane Time Magazine interview
• Jon Stewart on Трамп’s first 100 Days: Destroying America’s reputation, economy, & leverage
• John D. Cundle: ♫ A Darkly Satirical Rock Anthem for the First Hundred Days ♬:

• Robert Reich: Трамп’s 100 day report card
• Michael Kosta: Mike Waltz leaves the group chat for a U.N. one & Трамп’s town hall gets racist
• Stella Magz: Only 100 days?!?!?!?!?
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Depression Dotard ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ It Sucks to be Трамп ♬
• Christopher Titus: Shocking moments you missed in the oval office!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fires his first Cabinet member, gets protested across country & called a “Man of DEEP FAITH!”
• Stephen: Трамп ousts Mike Waltz & stockpiling toilet paper & Bondi’s fentanyl formula
• Desi Lydic: Трамп fights ABC interviewer over Photoshopped image
• Rachel Maddow: Real mission of DOGE seen in new insights on federal data and privacy
• Liberal Redneck: How to feel about Трамп’s first 100 days (2025 edition)
• Steve Shives: Трамп’s truthless tattoo Трампery
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Playing the B-team to run out the game ♬
• Bill Hoover: ♫ The Poot-Elump ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп ousts Waltz after Signal scandal, says kids don’t need toys affected by tariffs
• Big Tentacle: Town Crier—The tariff revolt that started in Boston
• LegalEagle joins 500 law firms to FIGHT BACK

Wired: Historian answers cold war questions

Michael Kosta: The cure to Трамп derangement syndrome is “hang in there!”

Deplorables:

• Steve Shives: lEon Musk puts a hat on a hat
• JoJoFromJerz: It truly is tyranny of the unfuckable, isn’t it?
• The Daily Show: Stephen Miller—Sucking the blood out of American democracy
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth’s VERY Manly Make-up Room ♬
• Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Musk Got Fu-u-u-u-u-ucked ♬:

• The Late Show: ♫ Trump Crony Club ♬
• Lewis Black’s Rantcast: RFK Jr. is dumb
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What would Трамп need to do before Republicans draw the line? ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Will George Santos get a Von Shitzenpantz pardon?

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Tommy Campbell: Why Mark Carney’s win is a win for all

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– Ann Davison inventing community court after ending it is pretty wild.

– Seattle, what a hellhole.

– When you’re cutting HIV funds, maybe you found something other than waste.

– The session is over, but you can still contact your legislator. Or Representative.

– Not local, but Justice Gorsuch is lying.

– So yeah, how about that legislature.

– Gross, Portland Catholic School. Don’t be racist.

– I am much less pro trucks in general than the author of this piece. But yes, Cybertrucks don’t even truck well.

Quick reminder that the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight, as usual. Feel free to stop by.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub or, maybe, out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

The legislature adjourned Sine Die over the weekend. Some stuff passed that even recently seemed impossible: Rent stabilization, even if it’s not as far as I would like, and parking reforms especially seemed like impossible tasks just a few years ago.

And yet. And yet. Without a wealth tax, the budget is still cuts heavy. Shame.

I am still going to tell you to write to your legislator, but things aren’t as urgent now that the session is over.

The legislature adjourned Sine Die over the weekend. Some stuff passed that even recently seemed impossible: Rent stabilization, even if it’s not as far as I would like, and parking reforms especially seemed like impossible tasks just a few years ago.

And yet. And yet. Without a wealth tax, the budget is still cuts heavy. Shame.

I am still going to tell you to write to your legislator, but things aren’t as urgent now that the session is over.

Steve Shives: Trans people are the threatened, not the threat

Big Tentacle: April 19—You say you want a revolution.

The Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп aggressively attacks 1st amendment, Elon Musk wants out of DOGE & MAGA minions do dumb stuff
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is crashing ♬
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп facing impotence as courts hand him loss after loss; court of public opinion no less harsh
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ J.D. and The Pope ♬
• Christopher Titus: Трамп versus Harvard
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—NO IDEA What He’s Doing. 25th Amendment Time? ♬
• Jabari Jones: ♫ Flunky Трамп—New National Anthem ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ Karoline’s Cross ♬:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Behind the Powder—The Pentagon makeup room
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What “FDT” Means to Me ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп, a “humiliated clown” who always pretends he never backs down, backed down again
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Back in Charge Again ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Night They Drove Old Donnie Down ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Again and Again ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth—A Man Who Keeps NO Secrets ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s unhinged Easter post, more Hegseth hypocrisy & Pope Francis meets JD Vance before passing
• LegalEagle: Трамп retaliates by taking kids’ lunch money (literally)
• Adam Conover: You are not safe
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Day by Day, Трампp Destroys America ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Putin with epic meltdown
• Rachel Maddow: Anti-Трамп protests sweep the nation, crossing the threshold of mainstream media attention
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ “Oops! They Screwed Up Again” ♬:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Vladimir, STOP! ♬
• Dark Brandon: Pete Hegseth—From FAUX News to Signal family secrets
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s pipes are leaking, too ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ If ♬
• Big Tentacle: Kidnapped by the U.S. Government
• Jimmy Kimmel: Hegseth reportedly builds Pentagon makeup studio & lEon Musk’s screaming match with Трамп advisor
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Where Political Careers Go to Die ♬
• LegalEagle: DOJ inadvertently files attorney client memo (that says their case sucks)

Marsh Family: ♫ Flight from Earth (parody of Katy Perry’s “Firework” on the Blue Origin space launch) ♬

Deplorables and Other Imbeciles and Nutburgers:

• Jabari Jones: J.D. Vance—Cringe Italian style
• Steve Hofstetter: A rant on Florida politicians
• Puppet Regime: Finding America’s most spineless
• Ari Melber: Musk demoted again! lEon retreats as he loses $1 billion PER DAY under Von Shitzenpantz
• Ross Childs: The Pope nope’d JD Vance
• Jabari Jones: J.D. Vance—India
• Bruce W. Nelson: Aiders and abettors
• Robert Reich: How to prevent future Трампs
• Steve Shives: RFK Jr.—Autism detective:

• Tommy Campbell: Why Kristi Noem’s stolen purse is a problem
• LegalEagle: Insider trading from Трамп’s duties?
• Parody Project: ♫ Joe Rogan sings, “I’m a Ponderer” ♬
• Stella Magz: The Pope dies after meeting JD Vance….
• Jordan Klepper shares his wildest MAGAverse moments
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Pope Met JD Vance, Then Died ♬
• ScaredKetchup: Why are these tiny white balls taking over the GOP?

John D. Cundle: ♫ The Superheroes of America ♬

The Daily Show celebrates Earth Day by tackling climate change

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– This article about the closure of the Psychiatric Center for Children and Adolescents in Spokane and a suicide that it might have prevented is rough, but worth the read.

– Trans kids can still play sports in Washington.

– The state budget may be more cruel to homeless people in right of ways than it is currently.

– Did you know, you can contact your legislators and members of Congress? It’s true!

I have said it before. Tariffs can be part of sound industrial policy. Even rather large ones. But they shouldn’t be the entire policy. So yeah, when they hurt industries, and there isn’t a whole suite of policies offsetting that, it’s just garbage. I worry Trump’s gross incompetence could hurt future politicians’ ability to do it right.

It is election day in Washington state. So fill out that ballot, drop it off at a drop box and then join us for an evening of politics and conversation over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub or, maybe, out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

– Keep the goddam passenger ferry.

– This Seattle City Council is not great, and the comprehensive plan won’t go nearly far enough. But at least it can go somewhere.

– Who is going to be street drinking during the World Cup?

– Yay for the transit oriented development bill.

– Spokane is doing good on traffic safety. Let see how much it comes to fruition.

– Anyway, calling your legislator or member of Congress is free.

John D. Cundle: ♫ Long As I Can See the Light (At the Ballot Box) ♬

Wired: How governments spy on protestors—And how to avoid it

The Kidnapping Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• SNL Weekend Update: Chen Biao on Трамп’s China tariffs
• John D. Cundle: ♫ MAGA MATH—The Reciprocal Tariff Two-Step ♬
• The Late Show: A visit from the Tariff Fairy
• Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—White supremacy
• LegalEagle: Трамп ordered to return wrongly deported man (Kilmar Abrego Garcia)
• LegalEagle: An extraordinary update on Abrego Garcia
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard meets with El Salvador President
• Steve Shives: Трамп’s deportations to El Salvador are the latest stop on a long road
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot at the White House (Blue Version) ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ While Трамп’s Shower Drips, His Sanity Slips ♬
• SNL: Трамп Easter 2025
• Jimmy Kimmel: Trump threatens Harvard with outlandish demands & Republican ass kissing reaches new heights
• Stephen: The Dotard defies SCOTUS, sets off constitutional crisis & “homegrowns” are next & Harvard pushes back
• John D. Cundle: ♫ My Grandma Has a Message for the President ♬
• Christopher Titus: What is happening in America under Трамп administration?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Seven AMAZING Трамп Facts ♬
• John Di Domenico: Recession over?? Трамп breaks silence on tariffs and the market
• Ronny Chieng: Harvard rejects Трамп order, SCOTUS gets left on read & Md. Sen. takes rescue vacay
• John Oliver: Трамп & tariffs
• Randy Rainbow: ♫ Fees, Fees, Fees ♬:

• John D. Cundle: ♫ Tariff On, Tariff Off ♬
• Robert Reich: Трамп’s tax cuts were worse than we thought
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s conversation with Bill Maher LEAKED
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Donnie Dictator” Limits Press Access to The White House ♬
• Adam Conover: The tariffs are just so stupid
• Rachel Maddow: Lost in the sauce—Stories Трамп probably hoped you wouldn’t notice while he “flooded the zone”
• Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s deportation and how Трамп fails to deliver
• Mother Jones: The real reason El Salvador’s President cozied up to Трамп
• Liberal Redneck: So we just openly disappear people now?
• JoJoFromJerz: Looks like someone let the genius out of the stable again
• The Other Brother: ♫ Where are all my stocks and bonds? ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп describes “bad hombre”
• Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—The wrong RFK
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп pauses tariffs & Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants fluoride out of water
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Sen. Van Hollen outsmarted Трамп today helping Abrego Garcia get a step closer to justice
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot at the White House (Red Version) ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Demands More Water Pressure (to Flush Us Down the Drain) ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard destroys Jerome Powell as a “fake Black”
• Steve Shives: Trade war—Diner vs. barber shop:

• Michael Kosta: Are Canadians ready to join team USA? Pro & anti-Трамп supporters sound off
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Sorry Dotard, Your Trade Policy Gets an “F” ♬
• LegalEagle: Signal war plans versus Hillary’s emails
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп, Pickled Herring, and Who to Trust ♬
• The Late Show: ♫ Elmo dropsa a Трамп diss track ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп brags about his “excellent health” & more tariff confusion
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп exposed in hot mic moment planning further abuse of power
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces he’s holding Judge Boasberg in contempt
• Desi Lydic: Трамп’s tariffs ruined America’s reputation. Does anyone still respect us?
• SNL: The White Potus
• Parody Project: ♫ Will Not Save You ♬
• Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Don’t engage with MAGA
• Stephen: Трамп vs. the courts & El Presidente targets “homegrowns” & Iowa seniors turn on Sen. Grassley
• The Late Show: How Warner Bros. might court Трамп’s favor
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп now has “constitutional dementia” about Harvard & deporting American citizens
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Jesus, Take the Wheel (Away from The Dotard Трамп) ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Redefining “American Exceptionalism” ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп redecorates White House in ALL GOLD, still waiting on Epstein files & Canadians are MAD!

ScaredKetchup: Why you need REAL ID before your next flight in 2025!

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Knock on the Door (protest song) ♬

Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Dear Bernie Sanders—an activist’s lament ♬

Deplorables:

• Tommy Campbell: Why Mike Lindell was detained in Canada
• Ronny Chieng: ♫ RFK Jr. sparks outrage over autism remarks & lEon Musk slides into DMs and wombs ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ All The Chickens Are In Congress (That’s Why Eggs Are So Expensive) ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones JD Vance
• Ross Childs: JD Vance breaks a trophy
• Jimmy KimmelТрамп won’t bring back mistakenly deported man, lEon’s baby making quest & MyPillow Mike evicted

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Liberal, and Proud of It ♬

SNL Weekend Update: Emil Wakim on American patriotism

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– The legislature is in the last few weeks. The budget is… come on Bob Ferguson.

– But at least good news on trans healthcare.

– Grays Harbor’s levee is in danger because of the Trump Administration.

– Anyway, contact your legislator or member of Congress.

Depending on where you are in Washington, you may have a ballot in the mail. Here in King County, we have the important issue of something something fingerprints. The Fuse voter guide is pro, so I will probably just go with that. But I don’t know, just it feels weird having the vote rather than it just being part of the police budget.

Anyway, if you’re confused about what’s on your ballot, Fuse do a pretty good job. So check out their voting guide.

Anyway, anyway today is a good day to contact your legislator or member of Congress.

It is a lovely evening to stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally’s weekly get-together. We just hang out and chat over a beer.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub or, maybe, out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.