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Still on vacation. It’s difficult to believe how red cardinals actually are. Strange birds.

Bill Hoover: ♫ Will ICE Come Knockin ♬

Right Plight: Boots!

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Demands Ballroom Space ♬
• Stephen: Our twice-impeached President & Job Killer Трамп
• The Late Show: ♫ Putting Nukes On The Moon ♬
• Puppet Regime: Трамп’s deadline for Putin
• Dark Brandon: Did Трамп really fire the jobs lady over bad numbers?
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Diddler on the Roof ♬
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Трамп Is On The Roof ♬:

• The Other Brother: ♫ I’d Like to Give the World a Shock ♬
• Seth Meyers: Epstein strategy dinner canceled after backlash & Трамп mocks Tim Cook after gold gift
• The Late Show: Why Трамп wants a golden ballroom at the White House
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Lost His Little Mind ♬
• Robert Reich: Трамп’s gift to Amazon
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп botches fitness test launch, Dotard Jr. reacts to Scotland
• Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Rosie’s Anthem ♬:

• Stephen: Vance’s Epstein dinner & ICE’s age cap & RFK Jr. attacks vaccines & Трамп burns our tax dollars
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Crashing the Economy (As Predicted) ♬
• The Other Brother: ♫ The Saga of Dotard Трамп ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп’s new charts
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wanders on White House roof and rants about CA water and Dems gight GOP election rigging in TX
• Christopher Titus: Six months of psycho!!!
• Brenna Perez: Трамп wants to treat 14 year olds as adults… (Hasn’t he always?)
• Stephen: Highest tariffs since the ’30s & Colbert has better ratings & Little Prince Vance
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Plan for a Gilded Throne Room ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ I Guess That’s Why He Calls It Fake News ♬:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп fires BLS Commissioner after brutal job numbers & Pirro confirmed as US Attorney
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ White House reaction to tough questions ♬
• Jen Psaki: “TACO” Трамп appears to surrender to Putin in advance; replaces ultimatum with concession meeting
• Stephen: Why was The Dotard on the roof? Трамп’s disapproval rating. Did Ghislaine snitch? Red state rage
• Christopher Titus: The Hump with ZERO RESULTS!!!
• LegalEagle: Crime is legal in New Jersey (because Alina Habba is terrible)
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Why Stop at a Ballroom? ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—half the intellect and twice the ego ♬

John Oliver: Deferred prosecution agreements

Miscellaneous Deplorables, Perverts, and Fascists:

• The Daily Show: A deep dive into Трамп’s history with Epstein pt. 1
• The Daily Show: A deep dive into Трамп’s history with Epstein Pt. 2
• Ross Childs: Come back, Demmy-Crats!!
• Marsh Family: ♫ Game With The Names ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: As long as Трамп is alive, he should face questions about Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
• Jen Psaki: Lawsuit threatens to BLOW THE LID OFF the Трамп White House’s Epstein secrets
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Hold It Down ♬
• Rocky Mountain Mike:♫ Maxwell’s Golden Pardon ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Jeffrey Epstein Twist ♬:

• LegalEagle: Candace Owens defames the Macrons? (Popcorn time!)
• Steve Shives: Voter’s remorse helpline—Epstein files edition
• Brenna Perez: They removed part of the constitution (including Habeus Corpus)
• Liberal Redneck: MAGA continues to create their own reality
• Knotheadusc: ♫ She’s Lost that MAGA Feelin’… ♬:

• Stella Magz: Jeanine Pirro brings her intoxicating grit to D.C….
• Rocky Mountain Mike:“Snippy”—The complicit paper clip
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Revealing Трамп’s plan to marry Ghislaine Maxwell ♬

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Gerrymandering! ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Still on va-ca but you guys have a chat

Here are some things:

• We had an election earlier this week. How is your candidate or ballot measure doing? King County updates the election results once a day.
• Or you can read about how good the election was for progressives here or here.
• Someone really needed a cigarette.
• Jared Wise is a senior adviser for the Department of Justice. But way back in 2021, on January 6th, he was “advising” protesters to kill the police. “Only the best people.”
• Washington State is trying to hook you up with your money. Search the database here.
• RFK Jr. is fucking deranged. Unfortunately, his mental illness is going to needlessly kill many people. In 2021 alone, COVID vaccines saved about 15 million lives using one estimation method or saved about 20 million lives using another method. Kennedy’s toxic blend of arrogance, narcissism, susceptibility to conspiracy theories, lack of any medical training, and inability to recognize his own ignorance (an extreme case of the Dunning-Kruger effect) will kill many thousands, if not millions, of people.

Have a great day!

Today is primary Election Day in Washington, so if you haven’t sent in your ballot yet, do so now. You can drop it off before 8pm in a drop box near you or swing by a post office and drop it in the mail.

Looking for information about candidates? You can find your official voter’s pamphlet from this page. If you want a progressive take on the ballot measures and candidates, check out the Progressive Voter’s Guide by FUSE WA.

When you are done voting, swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a lively discussion and a beer.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

New England is lovely. I am still on vacation.

Liberal Redneck: Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and the truth about “woke cancel culture”

The Late Show: Tired of Democrats who don’t fight back against Republicans?

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп has no time for being President ♬
• Ali Velshi: From a souring economy to Epstein, Трамп “isn’t fixing anything”
• Steve Shives: Трамп continues murdering celebrities to distract from Epstein files
• LegalEagle: Pardon or immunity for Ghislaine?
• Knotheadusc: ♫ tay Awake… A lullaby for The Dotard ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп un-wokes Smithsonian
• The Late Show: ♫ Beyoncé Responds To Presnit Трамп ♬:

• Jen Psaki: Трамп blows up his own case for tariff power with scattershot excuses
• Political Primate: The Scottish welcome Трамп’s theatrical homecoming
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп skims nuclear safety funds to spruce up vanity gift plane from Qatar
• ScaredKetchup: The Трамп show is BACK w/ Epstein files + MORE
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard brings back the Presidential Fitness test
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Bawdy Song Making Fun of Трамп (Трампer trigger warning) ♬
• The Other Brother: ♫ August Sun ♬
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—Who is Трамп going to throw under the bus for Epstein Files?
• Jen Psaki: Трамп goes off the deep end over bad jobs numbers and even a FAUX panel is stunned
• Desi Lydic: Трамп invites Jesus to the workplace & GOP prays for a tariff rebate
• Knotheadusc: ♫ (He Never Promised Us A) Rose Garden ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s First Half a Year’s a Success! (He said so.) ♬
• Chris Hayes: Трамп will try to “cook the books” after firing labor stats chief, experts warn
• Peter Quentin: ♫ Deportees ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Scotland Hates Трамп ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Wanna Leave You Hangin’, but We Could ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Africa Melania ♬
• LegalEagle: Трамп to prosecute Obama for treason?

John Oliver: Gang databases

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Deplorable Dumpster:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп can’t escape Epstein questions in Scotland, calls Epstein Island a “privilege”
• Champnella: ♫ FRIENDS starring The Dotard Трамп and Jeffrey Epstein ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard goes after Marjorie Taylor Greene
• Dark Brandon: MAGA, you chose the Shit—Now you get to wear it
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ My Beef With Jeffrey Epstein ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—World’s Most Notorious Golf Cheat ♬
• LegalEagle: Epstein takes the Fifth about Трамп
• Jon Stewart: Трамп bombarded by Epstein Q’s in Scotland & MAGA “caddies” provide cover back home
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Holiday ♬:

• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 5 MAGA prayer requests
• Seth Meyers: Трамп “haunted” by Epstein questions, says Epstein poached spa staff as polls crater
• The Late Show: The Dotard von Shitzenpantz, master of impressions
• Desi Lydic: Horny, anti-woke nutburger GOP defend Sydney Sweeney amid denim ad backlash
• Liberal Redneck: What is their plan for Ghislaine??
• The Daily Show: Joe Rogan—The path to Roganlightenment
• Ari Melber: 47’s Epstein shame! Victims slam secretive, partisan failures by Трамп & DOJ in sex trafficking case
• Brenna Perez: Joe Rogan, “Do they think we’re babies?!” … Yeah, Joe.
• Dark Brandon: A very strong case of why MAGA voters are racist
• Stella Magz: Boebert’s son cited for child abuse…
• Jordan Klepper hears MAGA’s Epstein conspiracies over the years
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Alex Jones
• Tommy Campbell: Scotland mocks Трамп’s visit & Mike Lindell reacts to appeal
• Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer: ♫ It ain’t gonna go away! ♬:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates confirmation of Emil Bove
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donny Loved a Pedo (And The Pedo Loved ‘the Don’) ♬
• Seth Meyers: “Missing minute” in Epstein jail video deepens mystery & Трамп nods off at White House
• Jen Psaki: Трамп’s Epstein hole gets deeper with apparent special treatment of Ghislaine Maxwell
• Desi Lydic: Трамп asks Hegseth to cool it with the polygraphs & Kristi Noem goes horse girl
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп complains about losing spa staff & Mike Lindell talks jail
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Epstein Was Трамп’s Closest Friend (So what might we infer?) ♬
• Stephen: A Scottish welcome & Ghislaine Maxwell mystery & Paramount + Skydance = PSKY & are NBC and ABC next?

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I am on vacation next week and part of the following week. So open threads may be sporadic.

Anyway, I’m glad that the mayor and city attorney finally realized that Trump’s executive orders are bad. It’s like having elections forces them to do things. But there are people who understood that Trump is bad already.

– It is good to see faith leaders who seem to care about immigrants.

– Trump making electricity more expensive is an interesting story. But the headline framing it as a question was strange, and doesn’t fit the actual article.

– Don’t forget, your Cybertruck needs a regular wash in saltwater and lemon wash.

With Election Day in Washington just a week away, right now is a good time to fill out that ballot and drop it off at a drop box near you. Then, swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for conversations over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Oh hey. The newly opened Pier 58 looks pretty great. It looks like kids were really enjoying the new playground and people of all ages have more park space by the water. And whatever my objections were to the tunnel, this isn’t all in the shadow of a giant freeway.

As I was walking down the waterfront to work this morning, there were already kids playing on the playground. I think it’s a hit beyond just the opening celebrations.

LegalEagle: Can employers require brain chips?

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The World’s Largest Collection of Трамп Songs ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard releases the MLK files
• Stephen: The gloves are off & “I absolutely love that Colbert got fired” & Трамп & Epstein’s wonderful secret
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Fat Old Man, Big White House ♬
• Ali Velshi: Stephen Miller’s anti-immigrant pitch doesn’t hold up to scrutiny
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Ankles ♬:

• Jon Stewart on Colbert’s cancellation & Трамп’s “bawdy” Epstein doodles
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ How to Forget about Трамп (and save your sanity) ♬
• Robert Reich: How to take the fight to the oligarchy
• LegalEagle: Трамп can’t fire the Fed Chair (unless the Supreme Court was lying this whole time)
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Rotting Rotting ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Venous ♬:

• Charlamagne Tha God: Трамп vs. Biden—Who’s losing it faster?
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the passing of Ozzy Osbourne
• Puppet Regime: Trump and Zelensky (Cold)play Putin
• The Late Show: Will the Washington Commanders change their name?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—Трамп Hiding MAJOR Health Issues ♬

Alan Cumming: Attacks against the trans community & bringing kindness back in America

Deplorables:

• Michelle Wolf: Трамп’s Epstein coverup
• Dark Brandon: QAnon said “Trust the plan”—Then Трамп hid the files
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is living in abject terror about the Epstein files. His silence proves it.
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ghislaine Lives in Fear of Трамп’s Coverup ♬
• Jabari Jones: Трамп & Epstein—The voice mails
• Seth Meyers: WSJ’s Трамп-Epstein birthday letter bombshell rocks MAGA & Трамп’s doodles resurface
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Epstein Distraction Song ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for those Suffering from TDS (Trump Denial Syndrome) ♬
• ScaredKetchup: The UNTOLD TRUTH about Jeffery Epstein
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blurred my name with style ♬
• Jen Psaki: Трамп IMPLODING as Republicans shut down Congress to flee Epstein mess
• Dark Brandon: What is QAnon? A deep dive into America’s dumbest apocalypse
• The Other Brother: ♫ The Epstein List ♬
• Stephen: Epstein is a real problem for the GOP & Трамп’s creepy past & blaming Obama
• Jabari Jones: Трамп—So let it be written….
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп Is In the Epstein Files—Shutting Down The House ♬:

• Stella Magz: MAGA hypocrisy knows no bounds….
• Bill Hoover: ♫ Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein ♬
• Josh Johnson: Трамп dodges Epstein by attacking Obama, dropping MLK files & trying to change Coke
• Liberal Redneck: Трамп and Epstein ain’t going away!! (Hopefully)
• Dark Brandon: Dear MAGA, he’s not your daddy anymore
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s doodle letter evidence and Don Jr.’s HILARIOUS reaction

Jesse Welles: ♫ PBS ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– Renton, don’t vote for a guy who posts MAGA garbage on Facebook.

– Davison’s tenure as City Attorney is fucking embarrassing.

– During the Teen Dance Ordinance years, the Old Firehouse in Redmond was so rad to have. I am glad there are still people willing to fight for it.

– Stop covering for creeps.

– It’s hot again and I am working from my un-air conditioned apartment.

– Division Street in Spokane could be a lot better.

Coming home from Drinking Liberally, the bus (49 South) was as crowded as I’ve ever seen it at 10:00. Are people taking the bus while I-5 lanes are closed? If so, welcome and I hope you stay after it opens up.

– Anyway, your legislators and member of Congress go uncontacted. Tragic, but you can fix it.

Ballots have dropped in Washington state. Have questions? Bring them to tonight’s edition of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. We may not have the answers (because…you know, enigmas never age), but we’ll have fun discussing the options.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.