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Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mother Nature will not miss us when we’re gone ♬

Steve Shives: The dismantling of 60 minutes is everyone’s problem

The Resistance: ♫ Just A Song—Until The Whole Damn Room Sings Along ♬

Vox: How the war in Iran could end affordable air travel

Reign of The Felon Von ShitzOnUs:

• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Night He Drove Old Dotard Down ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп upgrades rides for “Horsemen of the Apocalypse” ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Read him Goodnight Moon—He’s asleep…AGAIN!
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Sundowning ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s $250 bill mocked, RFK Jr.’s snake stunt backfires
• Michael Kosta: Трамп’s losing streak seeps into Iran & Netanyahu gets a taste of mean girl Трамп
• Parody Project: ♫ Pardon Me ♬
• Tiny Hands Productions: The most outrageous political memes
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп got bored with Iran
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to losing his slush fund
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Did Трамп’s doctor recommend a caretaker or an undertaker? ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’ve Got A Friend ♬:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп threatens late night TV again, might be upset we won a Peabody & his suspicious health report
• Rachel Maddow: Yes, Трамп could get in trouble for his “IRS settlement” slush fund scheme
• JoJoFromJerz: 52 posts in 6 hours? This IS NOT NORMAL!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Impeach the Bastard Now ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Camel Test President vs Real Achievements ♬
• Robert Reich: Трамп’s scheme to rig the midterms
• John Oliver: Трамп’s pardons
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s January 6 Slush Fund Blocked
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Failing President—The Fake Leader Musical ♬
• Tiny Hands Productions: Трамп memes that are somehow too real
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s concert turns into total disaster, about the Kennedy Center, and he brags about health exam
• Michael Kosta: POTUS hires America’s least-qualified spy & Трамп’s portrait graces new $250 bill?
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп’s Lame Ass Fair ♬:

• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Like The President ♬:
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Gotten Crazy, Uh-huh ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: It’s too late for Трамп to kill the $1.776B political monster he created
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп is forever barred from IRS audits
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is bigger than skyscrapers
• Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that broke the internet
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s tyranny has an EXPIRATION DATE ♬
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп’s political pressure is DESTROYING the DOJ in court
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп brags about his brain, crowd size & pool, CBS fires Scott Pelley & Don Jr’s honeymoon video
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп humiliates critics by landing top music act ♬
• Jon Stewart: Трамп can’t negotiate for shit, and the Iran peace talks prove it
• CBC News: How hard was it for Трамп to ace his cognitive test?
• Seth Meyers: Трамп drops Jan. 6 slush fund & war and gas prices trigger GOP midterm panic
• Christopher Titus: The carney White House:

• John D. Cundle: ♫ AI Colbert vs Трамп—The Satire Singularity ♬
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп tells Kaitlin Collins to smile—then falls asleep
• Michael Kosta: Трамп wants White House UFC ring to stay & NJ candidate Tom Kean is MIA
• Tiny Hands Productions: Craziest political memes
• Chris Hayes: Трамп’s revenge tour is blowing up in his face
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is a big loser in California and in Congress
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Massive Success Applauded by Dems ♬
• Seth Meyers: Rubio grilled on Трамп sleeping, Трамп’s reflecting pool obsession and sex toys in Iowa
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV—The Dotard’s “Genius” Cognitive Test Roast ♬
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп cancels freedom 250 concert after artists drop out
• JoJoFromJerz: A UFC Octagon On The Lawn? REALLY?!

Steve Shives: An error that proves voting by mail is safe

Jordan Klepper heads to NOLA for America’s semiquincentennial

The Resistance: ♫ E Pluribus Unum ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Despicable Pseudo-Patriots And Other MAGA Trash:

• Haze Sessions: ♫ Red (Jesse Welles cover) ♬
• Jesse Welles: ♫ The Ballard of Big Balls (live) ♬
• Paula Poundstone: Rubio said he never saw Трамп sleep
• JoJoFromJerz: No sympathy—You knew exactly who he was
• LegalEagle: OpenAI humiliates Elon in court
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Ogden Nash Goes Blue? ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: The GRIM TRUTH about Трамп’s NIGHTMARE GRIP on MAGA
• Paula Poundstone: Lara Трамп interviews kids’ grandpa
• Unsourced News: 60 SECONDS—Melania denies everything
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Shut Up You Ugly Duck ♬
• Stella Magz: Ivanka Трамп, “Daddy, I want a golden island”
• LegalEagle: Grand Jury tampering, vindictive prosecution, sanctions—This one has it all
• JoJoFromJerz: “He should resign”—Republican Rep. Andy Ogles’ homophobic outrage

Tiny Hands Productions: These memes are saying what everyone’s thinking

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Resistance: ♫ How Much Longer Can We Keep Doing This? (The Vibe in America) ♬

Stella Magz: The Mamdani Effect apparently induces amnesia….

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is getting together this evenings for adventures in politics, elections, the media, etc. Oh…and drinks. You are invited to stop by and join us.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes that deserve rewards

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s approval rating hits new low, America’s 250th party is a mess & Iran war may be over soon?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Heart is Failing (But He’s Used to Failure) ♬
• Christopher Titus: Insane-sorship!
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s “dental appointment” excuse
• Shirley Șerban: ♫ It’s Not Complicated ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Village Idiot—The Nation Designed To Fail ♬
• Chris Hayes: Трамп’s “snake” story is coming back to bite America
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard mocks Memorial Day
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Burn All the Coal Up! (from the Трамп EPA Glee Club Song Book) ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ ♬:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп assembles his cabinet of clowns
• Paula Poundstone: Dotard the Slalom Skier
• JoJoFromJerz: WTF is going on with The Dotard’s health?!
• Amanda’s Mild Takes: The Felon Von Shitzinpantz’s Ls for the week!!
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is suing E Jean Caroll
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tips for Dealing with Трамп (or Toddlers) ♬
• The Other Brother: ♫ Ballroom Bye Bye ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ Every Day is Another Low ♬
• Tiny Hands Productions: These Трамп memes are actually hilarious
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s rhyming dictionary
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s “Page Not Found” DOJ ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard’s Dumb (Or so I heard.) ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Hey, Big Grifter ♬
• Puppet Regime: Трамп has a thing called Iran:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп skips Jr’s wedding, attacks DUMOCRATS on Memorial Day & claims his physical went PERFECTLY
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп skips Dotard Jr wedding for Iran “deal”
• John D. Cundle: ♫ No other President…. ♬
• Chris Hayes: Three judges smack down Трамп in one day
• LegalEagle: I confronted Congress about Трамп’s $1.8 billion fraud
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces new music for state fair
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ He Ain’t Nothin’ But a Gilded Pig ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Hello Greenland ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп vs. The Troops—Actions speak louder than words

Liberal Redneck: Can James Talarico truly hope to win in Texas?

Criminals, Grifters, and The MAGA Sheep:

• JoJoFromJerz: Where is Tom Kean Jr.? The disappearing Congressman exposed!
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп shrugs off Don Jr.’s wedding and Jan. 6 slush fund backlash
• Stella Magz: Megyn Kelly continues to embarrass herself….
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Cabinet Song (This really brings them together) ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ Jim Crow Two Point Oh ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: The “Supreme Court of Masculinity” is an absolute joke
• Brenna Perez: NC Republicans want to execute me?!
• Ross Childs: Fake 🍑🍑ination department
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Last Cabinet Meeting ♬
• LegalEagle: Crazy Texas Judge claims jurisdiction over Rhode Island
• Stella Magz: Katie Miller defends her gargoyle….
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Don Jr’s Gonna Have a Wife Tonight ♬

Brenna Perez: The resolution to Abrego Garcia’s case is ironically perfect…

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I hope you had a lovely long weekend. Or if you had to work, that at least it was quiet.

• People don’t want to live near data centers.
• The case against Spokane 3 is nasty work by the Justice Department.
• I enjoyed this piece about the art in Mayor Wilson’s office.

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for drinks and conversation. We’ll be talking all things politics.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Stephen: Bruce Springsteen sings “Streets of Minneapolis”

John Oliver: Structured settlements & factoring companies

New York Times: Why some voters are turning on Трамп

Reign of The Felon Von ShitzOnUs:

• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s 37% “Victory Waltz” ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Lullabye ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard completely destroys Lauren Boebert
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—Трамп and U.S. in Steep Decline! ♬
• Paula Poundstone: Just leave, Dotard
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wages war on Republicans & makes his bank account great again, and farewell to Colbert
• The Other Brother: ♫ Трамп’s Slush Fund ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ Extreme Deceiver ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Mar-a-Lago Construction Blues—Funding The Golden Ballroom Gone Wrong ♬
• LegalEagle: My blood is boiling (about that “settlement”)
• JoJoFromJerz: They are robbing us!
• Knotheadusc: ♫ 8647 in 26 ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Don’t Have The Cards ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ 8647 = Impeach—The Bedminster Fairway Protest Song ♬
• Paula Poundstone: Bunker, bunker, bunker!
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп knows he’s losing his “slush fund” and his ballroom
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls butterflies gay
• Ronny Chieng: Трамп taps Todd Blanche for J6er slush fund & makes bank after boosting stocks
• John D. Cundle: ♫ 47 On The Run ♬
• Paula Poundstone: Two weeks Dotard
• Jen Psaki: Video suggests Трамп botched deadline for lawsuit at heart of $1.776 billion “slush fund”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Welcomes Ebola Virus In West Wing Ceremony ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Art of the Steal—Трамп’s $1.776B Anti‑Weaponization Slush Fund ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Swindle While I Can ♬:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes his most brazenly corrupt move ever, blabs about ballroom & backs off Iran deadline
• The Resistance: ♫ Demanding More ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to end of Stephen Colbert
• The Other Brother: ♫ America’s Screwed ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Cancel Трамп, Keep Colbert ♬
• The Late Show: How President Трамп negotiates with himself
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard claims he dominated Xi in China
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s “dumb person” remark, Трамп phone & china trip mocked
• John Di Domenico: Трамп loves Xi!—Xi tolerates Трамп!
• Paula Poundstone: Poor Baby Dotard
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Golden Ballroom ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Congratulations Mr. President—“Best of the Worst” ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Stranglehold ♬
• Jon Stewart: Трамп gushes over Xi & Jon helps 2026 graduates land a job the Трамп way
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп meets with Xi Jinping in China & rejects Iran’s reparations demands
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s crazy posting spree, embarrassing trip to China & a deep dark government conspiracy!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ 1.7 Billion Dollars for Dotard’s 25-cent Reputation? ♬
• Samantha Bee: The Трамп/Epstein Reading Room:

• JoJoFromJerz: Zero empathy—The truth about the sociopath running the country
• Paula Poundstone: Bull in a China shop
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard just owned the IRS
• The Other Brother: ♫ All My Tariffs ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ The Dotard Went Down To China ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Van Blinkle—The President who slept through everything ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трамп Administration Explained Musically ♬

More Perfect Union: Billionaires found a new way to steal your retirement

Randy Rainbow: ♫ Where the hell is our Congress? ♬:

Robert Reich: Meet the biggest super PACs of 2026

The Rest of the Sycophants, Thieves, Imbeciles, Grifters, and Liars:

• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп DEMANDS reparations for January 6 rioters OUT OF YOUR WALLET!
• Paula Poundstone: Kash was scrapbooking?!?
• Jesse Welles: ♫ Masks Off ♬:

• Christopher Titus: Insurrection for profit!!!
• SNL: Jeffrey Epstein ghost
• LegalEagle: Трамп’s TV judge crashes out
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Whiskey Tango Foxtrot America Why Jan 6 Rioters May Get Paid While Epstein Victims Fight for Justice ♬
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ DJT’s Slush Fund ♬:

• Stephen: Insurrectionists hit the jackpot & a Middle East chill pill & how the ballroom ties together
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s circus of incompetence is stupider than you think
• The Resistance: ♫ The Plot That’s Not So Secret ♬

ONN: OpenAI announces construction of new data center on top of sick child

More Perfect Union: The shocking billionaire plot to steal the election

JoJoFromJerz: Political burnout—Is anyone else exhausted?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

This whole interview is harrowing. Amazon workers are getting fucked and it needs to stop. If it’s government action, if it’s unionization if it’s customer backlash or something else, the status quo is unacceptable.

But holy shit, everyone. We planted one tree…. one fucking tree…. one goddam tree 6000 miles away from where we killed your son. One tree. For your caregiver. One motherfucking tree.

Everyone? How are we?

• The Spokane 3 trial is really exposing how awful Spokane police and ICE are.
• I keep saying write your legislators and members of Congress and other officials. As well as other actions. My friend and a Drinking Liberally alum is trying to make a clearinghouse of all of the sorts of things that you can do.
• Fire season looks to be particularly bad because the Trump Administration are fighting the worst fights.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening for more adventures in politics and elections. And you are invited, so stop by!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

I hope you had a lovely weekend. I didn’t do shit, but I managed to still be exhausted this morning. Anyway:

• The trial of the Spokane 3 starts today. What absurd bullshit.
• King County Regional Homelessness Authority are not up to the task.
• Stabbed 40 times. Fuck transphobia.
• Don’t short change Seattle on pass through maintenance revenue. Our roads are in not great condition because of stuff like this.

Puppet Regime: The regime in the wild, for Sir David Attenborough

John Oliver: USPS Postal Inspectors

Parody Project: ♫ What a crazy-ass world ♬

The Resistance: ♫ I Want My Flag Back ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• John D. Cundle: ♫ Dirty Deeds Трамп‑Level Cheap ♬
• The Late Show: ♫ “This war has been won” ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Трамп Mobile Phone
• The Resistance: ♫ When I Think About You (I Think About Me) ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ Mini-War by a Mini-Mind ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Just Remember November ♬
• Stephen: Handshake dominance & Трамп, “I only say the truth,” & FAUX News in China
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Worst President Lifetime Achievement Award ♬
• The God Show: Did Трамп shit his pants in China?
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп HATES women—Don’t be surprised what he does next!
• Ari Melber: Трамп SPIRALS as gas revolt spans Rogan, GOP, Indys, Liberals
• Seth Meyers: Трамп mocked in China during trip, Australia scraps Трамп Tower due to “toxic” brand
• John D. Cundle: ♫ I Am the Very Model of a Modern MAGA General ♬
• Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Трамп’s big beautiful ballroom:

• Charlamagne Tha God isn’t laughing at Трамп’s third-term “jokes”
• John Di Domenico: Трамп gold statue—“Don the colossus”
• Chris Hayes: Трамп’s reflecting pool deal looks as CORRUPT as you think
• The Resistance: ♫ A Very Useful Idiot ♬
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп dismisses Iran weapons fire as “love tap” & Kash Patel’s personalized whiskey
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Welcome to the Golden Age of Трамп ♬
• Get High, Watch This: Трамп’S golden super statue!!! It’s going to save AMERICA!!!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Hopes to Turn D.C. into “Las Vegas East” ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Iran war confession, profane tirade & wild posting spree
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Ballroom for the Queen (No Health Care for You) ♬
• Chris Hayes: Трамп seeks BILLIONS in taxpayer cash in IRS suit
• Stephen: Трамп’s “very simple” Iran war plan, Трамп’s posterbating on Mother’s Day, and the golden calf Трамп idolatry
• JoJoFromJerz: Narcissism in gold—Трамп’s new golden statue
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Dream ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dementia Dotard ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ I Only Say The Truth (And That Was A Lie) ♬
• Christopher Titus: (Трамп) He LOVES you??
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Only Low IQ Is You ♬
• J-L Cauvin: Honest Dotard explains his fund for criminals?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп’s a Dick ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Art of the Kneel—Трамп’s “Tough on China” Trade War ♬
• The Late Show: This Is Not A Golden Calf!
• Jordan Klepper: Xi makes Трамп climb stairs, learn ancient Greek history & tremble over Taiwan talk
• Stephen: Трамп, “I don’t think about anybody” & when does the President sleep & don’t worry about hantavirus
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Authoritarian Monopoly ♬

John Oliver: The Shadow Docket

Stephen: President Obama on the 2015 Iran nuclear deal

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Monument Reflecting Pool Reflects Growth of Slime in DC ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Deplorables:

• Stella Magz: Трамп supporter realizes he got scammed….
• Paula Poundstone: J.D. Vance called out fraud. Paula has notes
• Jordan Klepper: MAGA rages over missing Трамп phones & POTUS heads to China with Elon and the boys
• SNL Weekend Update: Tucker Carlson on liberal politics and the 2026 Met Gala
• Jen Psaki: Kash’s boozy boasts backfire as drinking questions follow him to another hearing
• Liberal Redneck: How the South is about to become even more MAGA and insane
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Under-Babied Tonight ♬:

• JoJoFromJerz: Why Dr. Oz’s “underbabied” theory is pure distraction
• Paula Poundstone: D is NOT a good grade!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Rich are Getting Pissed (Oh heavens!) ♬
• SNL: Kavanaugh Hegseth Patel Bar
• Jordan Klepper: RFK Jr. dissatisfied with teen sperm & Sean Duffy gets back to reality
• Stella Magz: Conservatives are the new snowflakes….
• Jen Psaki: Vance focuses on fraud with especially bad timing for Трамп
• Paula Poundstone: The Dotard has a special job for you
• Jesse Welles: ♫ Call Me When You Win The War ♬

Robert Reich and Tara Raghuveer: What your landlord doesn’t want you to know

The Late Show: ♫ Who Showed Up To ChatGPT’s Birthday Party? ♬

Bruce W. Nelson: Release the (Epstein/Трамп) files!

The Resistance: ♫ We Are The Resistance! ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Sorry the open thread so late, in my defense I just plan forgot.

Patty Murray has done a lot of good lately. Probably the best in decades. Maybe it’s easier to be in opposition to a garbage human than the drudgery of governing. But, a lot of Senators have not been up to the task. Cantwell is significantly worse. The rest of Senate leadership has been worse.

And yet.

It’s probably best if this is her last term. She won election in 1992. And there has been there ever since. She’s now of the longest serving members.

It would probably be a good primary election to replace her. A lot of people would like a shot at it. I think it would be good to get some new blood.

The point is it’s fine to retire in your 70’s. Even if you’re still doing good work. Leave them wanting more. But only if you leave.

Please join us tonight as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together to discuss politics, elections, the media, and whatnot over a cold one.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Good morning to each of you, individually.

• Happy Week Without Driving to all who celebrate. I am glad that I got rid of my car several years ago, now.
• You need a good reason, but more people should throw rocks at Seattle tech bros. Seriously though, what an asshole.
• Report any yellow legged hornets.
• Yay for primary elections.