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Robert Reich: The California billionaire tax explained

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces peace plan with Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Expert says “I’m Pretty Sure Трамп’s Dying” ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has threatened Iran with destruction
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп had NO IDEA Melania was making an Epstein statement & he’s back to making threats to Iran
• The Resistance: ♫ 2547—Time to Invoke the 25th Amendment ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s latest meltdown—The Truth Social post everyone is talking about
• The God Show: MAGA calls for Трамп’s impeachment for war crimes
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп chickens out after threatening a whole civilization with death & even crazies think he’s crazy
• Stephen: The fog of peace & how Bibi got Трамп to bomb Iran & JD Vance’s cringe call
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Old No-Nuts is SO Nuts (But Still He Loves Donuts) ♬
• Rachel Maddow: Report exposes a Трамп scheme to override midterm vote with bogus crisis
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off (Трамп Edition) ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ Gotta Take a Трамп (Right Now) ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s insane Easter message
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп fires Bondi over Epstein Files & says he’ll bring Iran back to stone age
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Behold the Holy Gas Prices—Risen Indeed! ♬:

• Executive Odors: ♫ Goldsphinchter ♬
• The Daily Show: Трамп puts “America First” with Iran war, closed Strait of Hormuz & recession worry
• JoJoFromJerz: “Civilization will die”—The truth about Трамп’s terrifying war deadline
• Stephen: Трамп threatens to rain hell on Iran’s civilians & Easter at the White House
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s totally UNHINGED Easter weekend, “ultimatum” for Iran & hospitalization rumors
• Liberal Redneck: So America is totally losing this war with Iran, right?
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Just Another TACO Tuesday ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ TACO Tuesday ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Just Another TACO Tuesday ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has agreed a ceasefire with Iran
• LegalEagle: Трамп’s illegalist war gets illegaler
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares himself a “smooth war criminal”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ One Big Beautiful Obit ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s profane and perverse Iran social media post is why the 25th Amendment was written
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Still the Same (Трамп edition) ♬:

• The Resistance: ♫ Two Different People (Ideally) ♬
• Stella Magz: Трамп threatens to end Iranian civilization….
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard prepares to bomb bridges in Iran
• The Resistance: ♫ Constitutional Optional ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп declares total victory in Iran, aims to make big money & JD Vance calls the ceasefire fragile
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Genocide Don” Трамп’s Long-Desired Nickname ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s “Art of the Deal”—The war with Iran continues
• The Late Show: The goddamn White House Easter motherfuckin’ egg roll
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Great Pretender—The Great Surrender ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito sings—Трамп War Timeline ♬

Christopher Titus: Bruce Springsteen shuts down Трамп

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets of Minneapolis ♬ (Live From Minneapolis):

Corrupt, Lawless, Losers:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Lay With Трамп, You’re Gonna Get Screwed ♬
• LegalEagle: Bondi’s Out
• The Resistance: ♫ How To Spot A War Criminal ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Please Let Me Stay ♬
• Randy Rainbow: ♫ Not What They’re Paid For ♬:

• SNL Weekend Update: Kristi Noem’s husband on his bimbo scandal
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Melania’s Epstein speech
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ GOP Denies Knowledge of Трамп’s Insanity ♬
• The God Show: Bless the woman who called The Dotard a pedophile in front of Melanie
• ScaredKetchup: Melanie’s Epstein files presser—The rehearsal
• John D. Cundle: ♫ I Watched FAUX News Today ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Bondi, Bye Bye! ♬:

• The Late Show: The Prez Ain’t Right
• JoJoFromJerz: Beyond the script—Breaking down Melanie’s first major 2026 speech
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ That War That Was Not A War ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Go Saying Melanie Knew Epstein! ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Kristi Noem’s husband and the “bimbofication” secret is a national security problem

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

How is everyone?

• The Forest Service is good for forestry business. Such short sighted cuts.
• Let the health inspectors in to the immigrant detention center.
• Hey, stop deporting people who are doing good. And really anyone who isn’t here to do harm.
• The native plant sale is going on now at the UW.

Guys, I’m exhausted. Biking to Drinking Liberally and back is great. But! Sometimes I get an adrenaline rush, especially if I take a different route because of all of the construction on Eastlake. And so I got home at a reasonable time, but didn’t get to sleep for a while. I don’t know. I’m going to ride my bike more now that it’s nice out.

I don’t know, it’s much nicer than a car and quicker than the bus in many cases. Maybe it’s time to get an e-bike?

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations over a drink. All are welcomed.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

I hope you had a nice Easter, or if you don’t celebrate, a nice Sunday where some shops were closed.

I still haven’t taken the 2 Line on the Eastside since the connection. But this week for sure. Where would you go for a nice dinner, or a good tourist trap to waste an afternoon? Or a nice bike ride?

Robert Reich: Could this actually end Citizens United?

No Kings:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Need a King ♬
• Jacob Soboroff: People are standing up in “POWERFUL numbers,” No Kings organizer on huge turnout against some Felon
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Ain’t No King ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings, No ICE, No War ♬
• Tom Chapin, John Forster & friends: ♫ No Kings! ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Even some Трамп’s voters joined the “No Kings” protests
• The Resistance: ♫ Regime Change Begins at Home ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ No Kings! ♬
• Bruce Springsteen ♫ performs “Streets of Minneapolis” at No Kings rally in St. Paul ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls No Kings a hoax
• ScaredKetchup and Adriana Celine: ♫ NO KINGS 3.0 (NO I-C-E in the USA) ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ We the People ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ Better To Die In Iran ♬

The Misadventures of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• The Resistance: ♫ Ailing, Flailing, Failing ♬
• Christopher Titus: War for dummies!
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ This Damn Old Schnook ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s new ballroom—Liberace’s estate sale meets a bar fight
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Your reward in Трамп World for doing a “tremendous job” is to be fired
• Stephen: Трамп wants to cut and run in Iran & Pope responds after Hegseth invokes Jesus & ballroom blocked
• Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt explains Трамп’s extremely good speech about Iran
• The Late Show: When will Трамп’s Iran war end?
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s White House speech on Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donald J, He’s NOT Okay ♬
• Stephen: Farewell, Pam Bondi & Трамп’s Iran update, other wars lasted longer
• The God Show: God SMITES Трамп for blaming everything on Democrats
• Jon Stewart: No Kings rallies can’t stop CPAC’s Трамп glazing & Iran war hits one month
• The Resistance: ♫ Not My President—From Opposite Sides, Same Conclusion ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard blames Iran failure on Black astronaut
• The Late Show: Трамп reveals new ballroom photos
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ We’ll Keep Talking ‘Bout Epstein ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is doing a very good job of sounding like the surrendering loser of his own war
• Desi Lydic: Трамп drops in on SCOTUS & bulldozes Judge’s ballroom construction ruling
• Stephen: No one knows what Трамп is thinking & storming out of SCOTUS
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп a sucker for war crimes ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ Irish Drinking Song Roasting Трамп ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to conversion therapy decision

Lewis Black: Prediction markets

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band: ♫ Live From Minneapolis ♬

…And the Rest of the Sycophants, Lackeys, Liars and Lickspittles:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Those Poor Idiots (For the Last Трампers) ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Airport ICE plan is a Gong Show and Mike Lindell gets served
• Stella Magz: Pam Bondi fired from her professional loyalist job….
• Lucas Bean: The MAGA movement is falling apart
• JoJoFromJerz: She’s gone—Pam Bondi fired in major shake-up
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song of Hope for Трампers (As Dotard Crashes and Burns) ♬
• The God Show: HAHA! Pam Bondi FIRED!
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Pam ♬:

• Brenna Perez: Todd Blanche replacing Pam Bondi?
• Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler is informed that Pam Bondi has been fired
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ No Rules for Being ICE ♬
• LegalEagle: The DOJ just settled a case it already won
• JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth’s cosplay patriotism will cost us all
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye, Pam Bondi ♬
• Desi Lydic: Kristi Noem’s husband gets busty & Lindsey Graham spotted at Disney World
• The Resistance: ♫ Do You Remember The Oath You Took? ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Many Boobs of Kristi Noem ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Keep Young and Beautiful (a song for Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon) ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito Sings “PAM BONDI Bye-Bye” ♬
• The God Show: They threw Pam Bondi in the TRASH
• Brenna Perez: Ding, dong, Pam Bondi’s GONE!
• Stella Magz: Karma for Kristi Noem as her worst month ever continues
• JoJoFromJerz: The HYPOCRISY of Kristi Noem’s husband’s SECRET DOUBLE LIFE
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth, Insecure Needle Stick ♬
• The God Show: Jesus DESTROYS Karoline Leavitt’s Prayer

Jesse Welles: ♫ Domestic Error (live in Portland) ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Good mornin’.

• Stop sharing information with ICE goons.
• Can’t go big enough on density. Good for Mayor Wilson.
• What killed Blazing Bagels? Spoiler alert: It wasn’t that there will be a millionaire tax in a few years.
• Agrotourism isn’t where you go to another country and yell at them. Apparently.
• Librarians and press staff at the UW walked out the other day.

Oh, no, I was totally prepared and didn’t forget to write anything until a few stops away from work. Um, you did!. No, it was totally me, April Fool’s.

It’s Tuesday, and that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations over a drink. Stop by if you wish.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Other than opening day, I still have not taken the 2 Line on the Eastside. But, now it’s connected. You can catch a train in Downtown Seattle and get North, South, and East out of the city without transferring. New stations opening. Less car dependence for everyone.

The future looks pretty great for the region. For connectivity. For ditching the stress of driving. It has come a long way since I was a suburban kid who had to take a winding bus to get Downtown. I can only imagine what 10, 20, 30 years hence looks like if we have the political will to keep up the momentum.

Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell: ♫ Everything Is Great! ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ God, Abraham, and Xanax ♬ (performance)

Трамп’s War (Brought to You by Jeffery Epstein):

• Stella Magz: KKKaroline claims talks are “productive”. Iran says, “Nah”
• Josh Johnson: Трамп gets mystery gift from Iran & sends ICE into airports to force the SAVE Act
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп failed his own self-administered cognitive test while Iran’s regime was watching
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Million Dollar Missiles, Billion Dollar Boats ♬
• Puppet Regime: Putin & Xi sit with gratitude in new podcast
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s Iran mess just got way worse
• Seth Meyers: Iran rejects Трамп’s peace plan after mystery “present,” & Hegseth’s “throttle” comment
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fed daily sizzle reel of stuff blowing up in Iran & Melanie has a robot in the White House
• Stella Magz: Трамп hallucinates that Iran called to make a deal….
• Jon Stewart: Трамп bullshits about Iran negotiations & throws ICE into airport chaos mix
• Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts out loud about the war with Iran
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is at Graceland during Iran war
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s big present
• Stella Magz: Трамп’s cryptic clues are getting old….
• Puppet Regime: Трамп tells it “strait” to Merz and Macron
• Josh Johnson: Трамп claims Iran war is won, but Hegseth’s new recruitment standards say otherwise

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets of Minneapolis ♬ (performance)

Ross Childs: The American voter VS The S.A.V.E. Act:

John Oliver: Police stings

Brenna Perez: Addictive algos—Big tech LOSES in court

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzonus:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп and Tom Homan bring ICE to TSA
• The Resistance: ♫ Tried of Winning ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets a fictitious award from Congress, a prize from Iran & the MAGA media is outraged at Jimmy
• Parody Project: ♫ You’re So Strange ♬
• The God Show: Bless the reporter who fact-checked The lyin’ Dotard to his face
• JoJoFromJerz: Asleep at the wheel? Трамп under fire over war briefings
• Ari Melber: Sad convicted felon rails as revenge cases FAIL & he can’t get $200M from DOJ
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Stars, The Strips and The Liar ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ There’s Always A Tweet ♬:
  There’s Always A Tweet
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Got Nothin’ but Disrespect for Dopey Dotard ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп declares victory in Iran war, votes by mail & Jimmy chats with Jeffrey Epstein lookalike
• The Resistance: ♫ Illiterate ♬
• ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s Meme-a-Palooza
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates the death of Robert Mueller
• Seth Meyers: Трамп puts ICE in airports, backs down on Iran threat amid oil crisis and blames Hegseth
• The Resistance: ♫ Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Bringing Small-D Energy to US Currency ♬
• The God Show: Трамп cancels Easter and Jesus responds
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Mail-In, Mail-Out ♬
• Christopher Titus: Of course, the chaos continues!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп says he’s “glad” Robert Mueller died, deploys ICE to airports & Iran war has no end in sight
• The Resistance: ♫ History Will Judge the Complicit ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ 250th “Presidential” Coins ♬
• Seth Meyers: Mike Johnson gives Трамп another made-up trophy, Трамп reveals mystery gift from Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Contrasting Robert Mueller with The Dotard Трамп ♬

JoJoFromJerz: ICE at the gate—The new reality for travelers in 2026

The God Show: Democrats flip Mar-a-Lago in humiliating loss for The Dotard

LegalEagle: The Maduro arraignment

Criminals, Liars, Grifters, and Idiots (Apparently):

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey Graham, Трамп’s favorite little cracker ♬
• The God Show: Mike Lindell get served papers at CPAC while on live TV
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Hegseth
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ FAFO Gas ♬
• Josh Johnson: Melania brings a robot to the White House & RFK Jr. did what to a dead raccoon?
• Executive Odors: ♫ If You See Kay (M.A.G.A.) ♬
• LegalEagle: DOJ lawyer ejected from courtroom
• Bette Midler: ♫ AllYouFascistsBoundtoLose ♬:

• ONN: Epidemiologists confirm first airborne transmission of Mar-A-Lago face
• Liberal Redneck: What exactly are ICE agents supposed to do at airports, anyway?
• The God Show: FBI director Kash Patel got HACKED and he’s pissed
• Stella Magz: RFK Jr. did WHAT?!?!?
• LegalEagle: The secret DOGE tapes are a catastrophe
• The Resistance: ♫ Apparently, I’m An Idiot ♬

Desi Lydic shudders at politicians’ cringe vids & rizzless podcasts

Jesse Welles: ♫ Good Morning America ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

On Saturday you can take light rail across the lake to a No Kings rally.

• So many types of bees.
• I can’t believe that Wilson is still Assessor. At least he’s facing consequences.
• Appreciate Axios’s 3 part look at the Seattle crisis response team needing cops to tag along.
• Look at all of the volunteer commissions in Spokane County. There’s probably one to join, or at least get involved with, in your area.

I feel like recently I have started these by talking about the weather. But today is different I am talking about talking about the weather.

• Look at all of the No Kings events.
• Some Seattle City Council members really like the Flock cameras (item 2).
• Cherry blossoms. So dang many.
• 3 cheers to the kids doing ICE Out protests.
• Family Promise of Puget Sound has money to keep going.

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally toasts in the Spring season. Stop by, hang out, and enjoy a beverage.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Good morning. I am still adjusting to the nice weather. How lovely, though. Too cold for shorts  not that it stopped some of you.

• The fewer Flock cameras, the better.
• The fewer parking spots, the better.
• The fewer ICE agents at airports, the better. And SeaTac has 0 as the correct number.
• I am struggling to figure out what the sign off should be. Contact your member of Congress is fine, but maybe something more Washington specific?