Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- The Resistance: ♫ This song is not allowed! ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Breathtaking Inanity, Impressive Insanity ♬
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Don’t Stop Mocking Him ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel (in Brooklyn): Трамп’s crucial release of Amelia Earhart files & JD Vance’s bullshit
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Lordy Lordy Lordy ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kimmel May Have Saved Democracy ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to new Taylor Swift album
- Caitlin Speaks: Трамп insults his own supporters…and they cheer
- LegalEagle: Трамп’s corrupt case against Comey is a trainwreck
- John D. Cundle: ♫ Trash Can of Freedom (Executive Privilege Blues) ♬
- The Late Show: A lifeline for easily-confused senior citizens
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Portland ♬:
- Ronny Chieng: Hegseth lectures “fat Generals” and Трамп threatens war against U.S. cities
- Jon Stewart: Трамп sends troops to Portland & shootings trigger left-right blame game
- Stephen: Трамп declares war pn Portland & Medbeds for all! & the weak case against James Comey
- Lawrence O’Donnell: We are clearly seeing madness pouring from the darkness of Трамп’s mind
- John Di Domenico: World leaders baffled by Трамп’s angry word salad at UN
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’ll Indict You! ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on Americans
- Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Felon Von Shitzenpantz AGAIN—Escalator outburst & new docs drop
- Jen Psaki: Трамп’s policies are devastating U.S. farmers
- Glenn Kirschner: Трамп’s speech to military leaders PROVES he’s dangerously unfit as Commander in Chief
- Seth Meyers: Трамп posts AI “med bed” conspiracy video & threatens to send troops to Portland
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Fake Accomplishments, Real Corruption ♬
- Punchline Presents: Трамп’s Jimmy Kimmel plan backfires
- Ari Melber: Трамп’s unlawful call for ‘war’ on citizens met with stony silence from generals
- Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ Fake Emergencies ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to bad bunny Super Bowl news
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s Project 2025 ♬
- Lawrence O’Donnell: How many flashes of insanity from a president should we tolerate?
- Stephen: Shutdown eve & Hegseth to America’s enemies, “FAFO” & Трамп to military brass, “fight the enemy within”
- John D. Cundle: ♫ The Great Offender ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Horrible or Just Nuts? ♬
- Knotheadusc: ♫ He Could Drive the Public Crazy ♬
- The Daily Show: Thaddeus Crowley digs up old laws to serve Трамп’s lawless whims
- Jen Psaki: Apparent degradation of Трамп’s mental state raises alarms
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Consistently Awful ♬
- The Late Show: How do we know if Трамп Rx drugs are safe?
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Barron Трамп with ladies
Vox: Why Nevada has so many ghost towns
Total Shutshow:
- Stephen: Трамп uses the shutdown to punish Dems & Vance claims he is having a good time & catching the A.I. bug
- Ronny Chieng: Трамп posts bizarre AI videos as government shuts down
- Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans a government shutdown
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Trump Shutdown ♬
- Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts himself on shutdown blame, declares “war” on U.S. cities
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard crushes NYC over shutdown
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп posts racist A.I. video, government officially shuts down & Ted Cruz calls for unity
- Ronny Chieng: Shutdown sparks cringey meme war & Трамп punishes blue cities
- Stephen: ICE deportations continue amid government shutdown & Bernie says, “We won’t back down” & humiliating J.D. Vance
- J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell begs The Dotard to stop the government shutdown
The Late Show: The hottest military in the world
Late Night Host Commingle:
- Jimmy Kimmel: Stephen Colbert on finding out his show was canceled & Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Hegseth lecture generals about being fat and a visit from Gov Gavin Newsom & Seth Meyers!
- Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel shares the minute-by-minute details of finding out ABC was taking him off the air
- Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Guillermo toast “To good friends, great jobs and late night TV”
- Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel, “I never imagined that we’d ever have a President like this”
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп sending ICE to the Super Bowl, MAGA melts down over bad bunny & Jon Stewart surprises Jimmy
- Jimmy Kimmel: Josh Johnson on having identity stolen while on a date, hosting The Daily Show & living in Brooklyn
John D. Cundle: ♫ Punch a Higher Floor ♬
Dipshits, Dullards, and Deplorables:
- ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show 70—Pete Hegseth ‘fat troops’ Mike Johnson on Grindr & MORE
- Caitlin Speaks: Pete Hegseth EXPOSED—Drinking scandals, affairs & the power of his 3rd wife
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп & Hegseth—Single-File Warrior and Hair Gel Hero ♬
- Knotheadusc: ♫ Your MAGA Flag Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore ♬
- Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: An abuse cover-up to protect tax breaks more precious than children
- Christopher Titus: Pete Hegseth—Secretary of MANSCAPING!:
- Dark Brandon: Howard Lutnick calls Jeffery Epstein the greatest blackmailer of all time
- Stella Magz: Karo-lyin’ Leavitt is a liar and a fashion victim…pick a struggle!
- LegalEagle: The border czar definitely did not take a $50,000 bribe
- Chris Hayes: GOP “desperate” to stop Dem swearing-in to BURY Epstein vote
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Blood-Lust Pete ♬
- Jesse Welles: ♫ Tylenol ♬
- The Late Show: Sen. Ted Cruz—Stop attacking pedophiles!
- Francesca Fiorentini: The Creeps Of The Pronatalist Movement:
- Stella Magz: Pete Hegseth, the ultimate cornball….
- Lisandra Vazquez: 10/03/25 press briefing recap
- Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Pete Hegseth’s War Pigs ♬
- Liberal Redneck: Pete Hegseth pointlessly peacocks for American military leaders
- Seth Meyers: Mike Johnson confronted by dems over “unwell” Трамп; Трамп lied about Project 2025
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Pete Hegseth army knife
- Steve Shives: RFK Jr.—Autism detective in “The Acetaminophen Jungle”
Lauren Mayer: ♫ Marching Through Portland ♬
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.