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Winlar: ♫ Hole in my Life ♬

The Late Show: Cover up your truck nuts

Champnella: Independence Day, staring Cory Booker

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Fist, Flag, & Fire. (The Signal-Chat Emoji Song) ♬
• LegalEagle: What happens when he ignores court orders?
• Stella Magz: Трам’s golden ticket
• Dark Brandon: Liberation Day, the day an orange convicted felon liberated us from reality
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends his April 2nd tariffs
• Seth Meyers: Rachel Maddow talks Musk’s Wisconsin loss and the White House’s signal chat investigation
• Michael Kosta: Трамп’s big, beautiful brain takes on the word “groceries”
• The Other Brother: ♫ Greenland ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Goes Blue (a rather bawdy song) ♬
• Stephen: Трамп’s tariff spectacle & good climate change? & everyone is at risk of being sent to El Salvador
• Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Not in America—A protest song for our time ♬:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ My Tariff Amour ♬
• Liberal Redneck: Трамп says “There are ways” to have a third term
• The Late Show: The world reacts to Трамп’s tariffs
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I’m Proud to be an American / Canadian! ♬
• Michael Kosta: Трамп threatens third term as admin admits mistaken deportation
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Elon Musk Loses Wisconsin Supreme Court Race ♬
• The Late Show: A Liberation Carol
• John Stewart: Трамп’s 3rd term plans & Signalgate lack of accountability
• Marilyn Dee: ♫ Back in the White House For Now (or For Good?) ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп plots unconstitutional third term, signal scandal grows & Musk whines about Walz
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Mr. Business President ♬
• Stephen: Трамп risks historic economic damage & Musk crushed in Wisconsin & Sen. Booker’s marathon speech
• Knotheadusc: a href=’https://youtu.be/x-Y-du0Yy9A’>♫ It’s Still Cock and Bull to Me ♬:

• Tommy Campbell: JD Vance’s Greenland trip destroyed
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is Said to be “Kind” (Really?) ♬
• Parody Project: ♫ Broken Promise Land ♬
• Christopher Titus: The current ECONOMIC armageddon
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s insane tariff plan tanks stock market, risks economic collapse as prices rise
• Vox: RFK Jr. is in charge of vaccines. What now?
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ NeoConvoy ♬
• Michael Kosta: Трамп’s tariffs send markets plunging and penguins waddling to a trade war
• SNL Weekend Update: Pete Hegseth sends attack plans on Signal group chat
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals new attack on Canada
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Fist Flag Flame ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ America’s Golden Age is Here! ♬
• Ross Childs: JD Vance goes to Greenland
• Stephen: Трамп jets off to watch golf after triggering global market meltdown, but no tariffs on Russia
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп fired the medical official who likely saved his life
• JoJoFromJerz: This is not normal. None of this is normal
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s failed market meltdown deepens—Tariffs destroy astounding $6.4 trillion
• Puppet Regime: Трамп & lEon’s grand plan to liberate you EVEN MORE
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Tariff of the penguins
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s “biggest tax increase in history” makes Republicans admit “tariffs are taxes”
• Parody Project: ♫ Pam Loves Power ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Tariffs are Love ♬:

• Seth Meyers: Musk and Трамп lose big in Wisconsin after spending millions to buy wotes
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: How to destroy a democracy
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Senators KNEW Hegseth was an Idiot! ♬
• eQuo: ♫ D Vance Trip to Greenland, Courtesy of The Dotard Трамп ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about Трамп’s “Liberation Day” tariffs
• The Late Show: ♫ Liberation Day Carols ♬
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Pete Hegseth violated the Espionage Act
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s Gold Card gets mocked
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Should Billionaires Be Fed To The Sharks? ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ While Трамп Destroys the Stock Market…. ♬
• Stephen: MAGA becomes TIT & why Трамп wants a third term & J.D.’s stupid Greenland trip

Michael Kosta: WI Justice, Трамп launches “Liberation Day” tariffs & Cory Booker’s speech breaks Senate record

Jimmy Kimmek: The week in unnecessary censorship

LegalEagle: America’s most unhinged judges

Idiots and Deplorables:

• Jabari Jones: Karma—MAGA gets FIRED edition
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Oh lEon, Oh lEon (You Whiny Little Bitch) ♬
• Dark Brandon: “Liberation Day” has MAGA in full turd polishing mode
• Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell teases governor run of state he cannot pronounce
• ScaredKetchup: Musk MELTDOWN after losing millions in Wisconsin!:

• Chris Hayes: Tim Walz on lEon Musk’s “toxic personality” that repels voters
• Jabari Jones: Karma—Elise Stefanik edition
• Stella Magz: lEon Musk spends his cheddar on nothing
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Chainsaws, Cheeseheads and Checks—Still Elon Chokes ♬
• Jordan Klepper: Meet Brian Glenn—Трамп-approved reporter and MTG-approved boyfriend
• Steve Shives: The tragedy and comedy of lEon Musk

Steve Shives: Cory Booker broke a record—Now let’s fix democracy!

Roll Calls: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Robert Reich: Can we fix our rigged tax system?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Sorry it’s late. I had a too early meeting with East Coast people and then went for a walk instead of doing this. Now I’m having a too late lunch.

– At the start of the year I didn’t know anything about elevator reform. Now I’m sad it didn’t pass. Next year.

– Make recycling better in Washington.

– It turns out that cutting Medicaid has negative outcomes.

– Hell yeah Bike Works

– Should you honk your horn? I know there can be safety issues, but honestly I don’t think cars ought to come with horns.

– The Tacoma ICE facility man, get your shit together, and the legislature ought to pass House Bill 1232.

– Spokane Valley, stop helping ICE be asssholes.

– Windmill Farms should recognize its union.

– Good news for people who like writing and calling people. You can contact your legislator or member of Congress.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is meeting this evening. Please stop by and join the conversation.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

When the Link Light Rail opened up there was a lot of discussion about how to stand on the escalators. But this is a complaint about elevator etiquette.

Over the weekend, I was at Beacon Hill. It wasn’t crowded, but everyone gets off the train at the same time. So there are a couple dozen people when the elevator opens. First person gets on and pushes the button like normal.

Second person gets on and stands in the doorway. They’re big doors so they weren’t blocking people, but the rest of us had to walk around him. It was an incredibly minor inconvenience, and also a couple days later I am still angry. Just push a reasonable amount forward.

Steve Shives: Targeted Ads should have better aim

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Team Трамп accidentally texts war plans and The Dotard throws fit over portrait
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Pete Hegseth March ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces town hall in Toronto to meet “ungrateful Canadians”
• Stephen: Трамп’s Kennedy Center takeover & Kristi Noem taunts Canada & taking Greenland
• Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Torture prison
• Ronny Chieng: Republicans play “war plan” semantics as more damning texts released
• Champnella: Трамп administration White House Easter egg roll ad
• Parody Project: ♫ The Big Leak—Yemen War Plans ♬
• Steve Shives: Hegseth and Трамп deflect, deny and downplay leaked war plans Signal chat
• Taylor Tomlinson: Pete Hegseth accidentally texting war plans in the group chat
• Liberal Redneck: An all-time great military blunder from Team Трамп
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ It’s Patriotic to Oppose Трамп ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ How Much Dumb Can One Brain Hold? ♬
• Jon Stewart: Which speech is free and which will cost you in Трамп’s America:

• LegalEagle: One firm fights; one firm forfeits
• Jimmy Kimmel: ♫ Team Трамп’s text chain disaster gets worse, “war plans” lies won’t stop & very dangerous boom mics ♬
• Melissa Murray: Quadruple whammy! Трамп hit by Musk backlash, internal leaks, judge’s ruling and damning facts
• Rachel Maddow: Courts smack down Трамп’s signature program; Americans instantly outraged over street snatchings
• Stella Magz: PSA—Don’t drink & text, Hegseth!
• Jabari Jones: J. Davenport Vance—Greenland
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Another Brick in the Wall (Part DOGE) ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Greenland disrespecting J. Davenport Vance
• Ronny Chieng: Greenland wants to “Make America Go Away” ahead of Vance visit
• Marsh Family: ♫ I Put Up Tariffs ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sick of Трамп? Join us. ♬
• Dark Brandon: The Signal shitshow (so far)—A MAGA story
• The Atlantic: The Трамп administration accidentally texted our editor their war plans:

• Jabari Jones: Judge Bitch—Deportation hearing
• The Late Show: Download HegsBlocker today
• Steve Shives: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz whines about his Colorado portrait like the vain crybaby he is
• Champnella: Pete Hegseth presents CALL OF DUTY—GROUP TEXT
• Rachel Maddow: “Holy crap on steroids!”—Top Трамп officials exposed in shocking, sloppy military security blunder
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Good Job, Pete ♬
• Stephen: Hegseth’s sloppy security breach & Mike Waltz, “Goldberg’s number got “sucked in” to my phone
• Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Peak ridiculous
• LegalEagle: Texting war plans = Illegal
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Pete Hegseth’s texting disaster
• Ronny Chieng: Republicans desperately spin Yemen group chat fumble
• The Marsh Family: ♫ You Were Not Supposed to Message It Through ♬:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for Those Who’ve Not Heard of Dotard Трамп (a summary) ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп officials defend dumbest group text, hypocrisy runs wild & Vance disagrees with Daddy Dotard
• Stephen: Signalgate—Трамп tries to dodge explosive national security scandal & all of them should be fired
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ The Signal-phone Hour ♬
• Rachel Maddow: Sen. Duckworth rips Pete Hegseth & calls for his resignation over group chat scandal
• The Late Show: ♫ Creed weighs in on Mike Waltz’s Signal scandal ♬
• Christopher Titus: Whiskey Leaks Signal chat
• Jen Psaki: Трамп scrambles as leak defense crumbles, damning revelations drop & MAGA allies squirm
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The F. Трамп Polka ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ How’d He Get in the Chat? ♬:

• Stella Magz: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz cries foul over portrait
• Desi Lydic FAUXsplains the Yemen War Plan Group chat
• Parody Project: ♫ Fucking Civics Test ♬
• The Other brother: ♫ Michael Waltz Will Walk the Plank ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the Signal leak
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz cries WITCH HUNT over text scandal fallout and wants compensation for J6 rioters
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Signal, the board game
• Stephen: Blame Mike Waltz & Трамп team’s sloppy digital footprints & the fertilization President
• Rachel Maddow: “This is shameful.” Трамп sows animosity and mistrust abroad, degrading Americans in the process
• Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Corruption
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Project 2025 ♬
• The Late Show: White House Easter egg roll sponsors
• Jabari Jones: President Musk—Triple death penalty
• Chris Distefano finds a solution for Трамп tariffs, Canada & even DOGE

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Bucket Full of Other Deplorables:

• ScaredKetchup: AI Lauren Boebert PREGNANT? Who’s the Daddy?
• Bill Maher: Трамп devotion syndrome
• Ronny Chieng: Elon Musk & billionaires flood the zone in Wisconsin Supreme Court race
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Song of the Vison (and other unAmerican weasels) ♬
• Steve Shives: Teacher snaps on Трамп-appeasing principal

Steve Shives: This is a “No Quit” workplace

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Oh my God. Joe Kent. Joe Kent. Joe Goddam Kent. Unconfirmed, but still on the group chat. You know, in case you were wondering if the Proud Boys or other white supremacists had a representative in the planning of the strikes in Yemen.

Joe Kent. It’s bad enough that fucko was nominated, but until he’s confirmed, or goes through the proper channels to become acting, keep his ass off the chat. “has been the acting chief of staff to national intelligence director
Tulsi Gabbard, according to three sources, but his role has not been
publicly announced” is not a goddam title.

The group chat on a private app is ridiculous and dangerous on its own. The group chat with random people accidentally added is worse. The group chat with Joe Kent intentionally added is even worse.

Good morning!

– The Senate is doing some bad stuff with e-bike and bus taxes. Transportation Choices has a petition you can sign.

– Free Lelo. Totally outrageous. Free Lewelyn Dixon. Disgusting.

– Presumably this story about Oregon water is also true of Washington.

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gathers for a feast of politics under the influence.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

The creeps the mayor’s office attracts. Just awful. I missed the original Stranger reporting mentioned above and I’m glad he’s gone. So there’s no specific call to action other than don’t let this happen in the future.

Lewis Black asks airlines to fix their shit amid recent catastrophes

Mother Jones: How conservatives laid the groundwork for progressives’ Target boycott

The Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• J-L Cauvin: lEon Musk BEGGING people to stop destroying Teslas
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s NEW “Department of Stupidity” ♬
• Steve Shives: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz isn’t America’s first autocratic President
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп defies court order, deports migrants, and still finds time to trash Biden
• LegalEagle: Deported with no evidence & no hearing; defying a court order
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп dismantles Dept. of Education, JD Vance is mad at Jimmy & MAGA gang upset over Tesla protests
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп says Canada is NASTY
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп: The Fertilizer Fastidious Farmers Favor ♬
• Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Kiss My Rump, Dotard Трамп (2025) ♬:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп getting played by Putin, wants to host Kennedy Center honors & his ass kisser of the week
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Ten Donmandments
• Jordan Klepper: GOP pumps Tesla as Трамп admin flubs JFK file release & DEI scrubbing
• Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Civil disobedience
• Stella Magz: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz declares War On Autopen
• LegalEagle: Columbia student deported for protesting
• Jabari Jones: President Musk is a FRAUD!
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Muskrat Love ♬:

• ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI lEon Musk sings: “King of the Dorks” w/ Трамп on guitar ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ God Save King Трамп! (A new national anthem) ♬
• Ari Melber: Трамп losing in court as AOC dunks, voters revolt, markets slide, Tesla crashes
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard demands the boom mic apologize
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Steven Cheung Song (Трамп’s Director of Deceit) ♬
• MRIIA AI: ♫ This is Трампerica ♬
• Ali Velshi: “The federal courts refuse to be intimidated”—Трамп attorneys read the riot act by federal judge
• Parody Project: ♫ Art of the Steal ♬:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Donny Boy ♬
• Steve Shives: Right-Wing news reports on Трамп renaming Justice Department
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Roller Derby Coming to Kennedy Center! ♬
• Puppet Regime: Трамп demands Putin sign ceasefire
• Stella Magz: We don’t need no education—Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп brags about golf win during deadly storms, gets hit with microphone & claims Biden pardons are void
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп “wins” the mini golf Masters
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп threatens EU tariffs & crowd HECKLES JD Vance

Robert Reich: 2025 is a major election year—VOTE!

John Oliver: Sports betting

The Deplorable Squad:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Free Fallin’ (Tesla, that is) ♬
• Steve Shives: Grift of the MAGA
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Stephen Miller’s “Song of Psychopathic Sycophancy” ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: MAGA nuts want Felon Трамп on Mount Rushmore, JFK files get disorganized release & Musk wants sympathy
• Steve Shives: Musk being a pronatalist weirdo again
• JoJoFromJerz: Auto pen nonsense
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ They’re Booing J.D. Vance ♬

Michael Kosta: Survive the apocalypse in luxury at this doomsday prepper ranch

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

– Give up your Tesla. And if you don’t have a Tesla, you can give up any car. I gave up a gas-electric hybrid a couple years ago and I don’t miss it.

– Eastern Washington’s Representative Baumgartner’s town hall making national news, and snark.

– Stop covering for abusers, Mayor Harrell.

– Today is a good day to contact your legislator or member of Congress.

– I am generally opposed to Euclidean zoning so I am fine with more residential properties in SoDo. It’s much less important than density where there are mostly single family lots now, but it’s…fine.

– Congratulations to the people at Representative Baumgartner’s town hall.

– A handy list of ways Washington State is challenging the Trump Administration in court.

– Bail bond agents should not send people to immigration enforcement.

– Seattle PreK is still a thing, and your kiddos may be eligible.

– Great news! You can call or email your legislator or member of Congress.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight to discuss politics and whatnot over a drink. Please stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Should I have realized that it was time to write this before it was a few stops away. My apologies?

But don’t worry. There’s still time to write your legislators and members of Congress.