Former Seattle Mayor Charles Royer shows us why he should remain retired from politics:
The King County Executive’s job has become officially non-partisan, thanks to a voter initiative. In seeking the interim job, however, Royer discovered that the council still caucus and think as party members.
“They have not yet learned that they are non-partisan,” he said.
And I keep telling my dog and my cat that they are members of the same family, but they have not yet learned that they are non-enemies.
I mean, duh-uh.

