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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 4/27/26, 7:57 am

Ggggggggooooooood morning.

  • What an amazing headline. Congratulations to Mayor Wilson.
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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/27/26 at 8:43 am

    Clearly I’ve been coming here to HA for at least a decade to argue that constant threat of gun violence at places where people gather, like schools, churches and synagogues, malls, theaters, arenas and ballrooms is just something Americans must accept and get used to, for all the dumb reasons you already know.

    But now I have to argue that the threat of gun violence in certain places where only certain people gather is an emergency that requires the government to take very drastic measures.

    You believe me, don’t you?

  2. lmao spews:

    Monday, 4/27/26 at 9:29 am

    at least a decade

    The first hands down for sure “Bob” comment.

    From Oct, 2010. Being all jerky over “The One”..

    Before that, there were other “Bob” comments of a more polite repuke nature (“there was fraud”). Possible, but not likely.

  3. lmao spews:

    Monday, 4/27/26 at 9:33 am

    Speaking of “drastic measures”..

    The following history review will make “Bob” orgasm for November:

    https://youtu.be/yPnz51FF154?si=IKPvafIw4NAUgJjV

    “Ends justify the means”..

    We can’t let history repeat.

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/27/26 at 9:39 am

    My bet is bombs away.

    🇮🇷🇺🇸 Iran’s proposal is now fully visible.

    Lift the naval blockade first. End the war. Nuclear negotiations come later. Much later.

    Trump responds by convening a Situation Room meeting tomorrow with his full national security team.

    Tehran is asking Washington to remove its primary leverage before the most consequential negotiation begins.

    That’s either a serious opening offer… or a test of whether Trump will blink.

    Although merely continuing the blockade while Iran’s inflation spirals, its storage reaches full capacity, and its wells must be shut down would work nearly as well, and it would give libbies more opportunities for that TACO chant they love so much.

  5. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 4/27/26 at 9:48 am

    @4:

    Trump is doing what he’s doing because the Zionists have dirt on him regarding the Epstein files. Trump is scared because they have some really bad shit on him, and they’re threatening to release it all and humiliate him and his family.

    If we’ve learned anything about Trump it is that his ego and self image is about as big as Texas. He will do whatever the Zionists want for the sake of his ego.

  6. lmao spews:

    Monday, 4/27/26 at 9:50 am

    If we’ve learned anything about Trump it is that his ego and self image is about as big as Texas. He will do whatever the Zionists want for the sake of his ego.

    No it will do whatever they say because if the dirty pictures and video come out it and its family, Ivanka, JarJar, the two idiot sons will lose EVERYTHING..

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