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by Carl Ballard — Monday, 4/20/26, 8:14 am

I have been riding my bicycle along the Ship Canal Trail. It’s relatively flat and connects with some other trails. Anyway, on Friday I go for a ride after work. I get to Fisherman’s Terminal and realized, oh shit, my wallet.

At this point, it’s dusk, so I go back to my apartment hoping to see it on the way. No luck, so I canceled my debit card. The next day, I was able to get a replacement at BECU. I also went to Westlake Station and picked up a new ORCA Card.

I get home and I’m trying to figure out how to transfer my account from the old ORCA Card to the new one, when I get a buzz. I answered it, and the people found my wallet and came to the apartment to give it back.

I mean! Come on. Incredibly grateful that they would do that. I was just back from getting a new card, so I was in a nice button down shirt and a tie on a Saturday. Fancy guy to give his wallet back to.

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 8:25 am

    Anybody see 60 Minutes last night?

    History-Actual
    @T00ManyCommies

    Timing is everything. After weeks of slamming Trump over Iran, now the media is going to bat for a mission to secure the materials. Why?

    Quote
    60 Minutes
    @60Minutes
    ·
    22h
    It’s believed Iran has enough highly enriched uranium to make at least 10 nuclear bombs. What would it take for the U.S. to secure it? Sunday, 60 Minutes reports on a past covert mission code-named Project Sapphire that could be a blueprint for a similar operation in Iran.

    5:23 PM · Apr 19, 2026

    60 Minutes interviews an analyst who thinks boots on the ground to secure the uranium is worth the risk.

    It’s almost like CBS News realizes that DJT47 won. Again.

    No wonder libbies hate Bari Weiss the way they do.
    ·

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 8:31 am

    Leo’s Emily Litella moment.

    Fox News
    @FoxNews
    ·
    Apr 18
    NEW: Pope Leo downplays tensions with President Trump, addressing a “narrative that has not been accurate in all of its aspects.”

    He says it is “not in my interest at all” to debate the president and will keep preaching a message of peace.

    4:04 PM · Apr 18, 2026

  3. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 8:45 am

    @1

    Trump and others are being blackmailed by the Zionist lobby over videos, photos and recordings of what Trump and the others did at Epstein’s island. The Zionists “have the goods” on a lot of people, and they are using that leverage to force our government to do their bidding.

  4. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 8:49 am

    Trump and others are being blackmailed by the Zionist lobby over videos, photos and recordings of what Trump and the others did at Epstein’s island.

    Uh huh. The same videos, photos, and recordings possessed for four years by the Biden administration, which chose lawfare over simply releasing your claimed evidence.

  5. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:02 am

    Never-before seen video of Donald Trump in the act of chickening out:

    U.S. Central Command
    @CENTCOM

    U.S. Marines depart amphibious assault ship USS Tripoli (LHA 7) by helicopter and transit over the Arabian Sea to board and seize M/V Touska. The Marines rappelled onto the Iranian-flagged vessel, April 19, after guided-missile destroyer USS Spruance (DDG 111) disabled Touska’s propulsion when the commercial ship failed to comply with repeated warnings from U.S. forces over a six-hour period.

    9:36 PM · Apr 19, 2026

  6. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:07 am

    Despite his recent public shaming, Eric Swalwell remains on the DNC’s short list for 2028 VP nominee.

    True Gretch, in particular, is said to want a manly man on the ticket, and the Democrats have so few of those.

  7. Pars Dominae Foetidae spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:26 am

    @4

    Then why didn’t Trump, Bondi and the rest of the current administration’s team release the files on the first day of their return to power?

    Wise up, VT: you’re indirectly supporting Zionist blackmail.

  8. G spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:28 am

    Make Cuba Great Again.

    Make Venezuela Great Again.

    https://i.gyazo.com/a335722ce23ae5db5d9156a8cf24cb15.png

    But does it matter? He doesn’t plan to leave. And he’ll rig the elections anyways.

    Europe knows it but Americans too stupid.

  9. G spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:30 am

    Wise up, VT: you’re indirectly supporting Zionist blackmail.

    To say the least. He supports corruption. He supports fraud. He supports crime. He doesn’t support woman. And he supports Pedophilia.

    He’s here to play games, like sports. Winning!

  10. FKA Hops spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:30 am

    @1

    No I did not see Bari and Peter’s USPravda show.

  11. Pope Leo spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:33 am

    @2

    “Don’t feed the trolls, My followers are both more numerous and will be here as the afterlife takes him. There is zero chance he will hear the words ‘Good and Faithful Servant’ at the end.”

  12. G spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:34 am

    Like the military didn’t kill Osama Bin Laden.

    You’re beyond a Dumbfuck. You suck from the straw that is a horse’s cock.

    Oh, and Pars, he’s here for the attention. But as of October 5th or 8th, can’t recall what the magical date is, something happened.

  13. G spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:36 am

    Those elusive weapons of mass destruction.

    Isn’t 60 minutes CBS, which is now FAKE NEWS?

    Sign up to do the job Bob, you coward.

  14. I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:37 am

    @5
    Oooooh…manly men blasted and boarded an unarmed vessel.

    Real Somali Pirate energy. They did it with an outboard dinghy and a couple ARs

  15. G spews:

    Monday, 4/20/26 at 9:37 am

    What did they waste that big bomb on for? And why did they report, at that time, that everything was destroyed and that they saved the world?

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