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  1. Enten: “More Americans now believe the moon landing was faked than approve of the MAGA GOP Congress.”

  3. Thinking he has weekends and four weeks of vacation time with the new gig.

    REPORTER: Can you say definitively that you have not been intoxicated or absent during your tenure as FBI director?

    PATEL: I can say unequivocally I never listen to the fake news mafia. This director has been on the job twice as many days as every one before me. I’ve taken half as many days off.

    Are you drunk now?
    Wray 8years
    Coney 4years
    Mueller 12years
    Freeh 8years

    And that’s just in the time since you were legally allowed to go to the bar and get loaded.

    Also, not a denial.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fVdQCVnCw6c

  5. Included in the link @ 2 is this staggering faux pas:

    During a Tuesday interview, Trump repeatedly said that 13 male service members had died during Operation Epic Fury. “We lost 13 men,” he said on CNBC. “But if somebody would have said, ‘We’ve done this and obliterated that country — obliterated it — and we lost 13 men,’ people would’ve said, ‘That’s not possible.’” According to DCAS, three of the dead are actually women: Maj. Ariana Gabriella Savino, Technical Sgt. Ashley Brooke Pruitt, and Master Sgt. Nicole Marie Amor.

    Over the weekend I was at my great niece’s hoops tournament at the Spooky Nook Sports complex in Ohio. I lost count of the number of times I heard those coaches mention “man-on-man” coverage and yell “Stay on your man!” to their players, none of whom looked like trannies.

    Where would we be without Elijah to share with us the important failings of the Trump administration, like misgendering some of the dead by including them with their fallen brethren?

    Elijah clearly thought this was important, as it may be the only instance in all the years he has posted here that he actually provided a link.

  7. It”s like they get in Aron and plot,”What’s the dumbest thing we can do?”

    Chip Roy introduces bill to strip citizenship (you can’t do that) and bar from voting(you can’t do that) and deny green cards (that ether) for anyone who espouses socialist views .

    Names it The Mamdani Act.

    Dude’s running for TX AG now.

  8. The further down the hole of SPLC the Pedophile party gets the more ‘real’ America votes blue in November.

    Fanning the flames of crazy has diminishing returns.

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