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by Carl Ballard β€” Friday, 4/17/26, 8:08 am

Good morning. No coat, just a sweater over a button to go for a walk. Spring is Springing, not to jinx it.

  • Maaaaan, we need a new King County Assessor.
  • Happy Black Earth Day coming up.
  • Hopefully the state will do a better job of distributing mifepristone going forward.
  • A fast ferry between Seattle and Tacoma would be rad way to commute. No shade to the train.
  • Turning off the camera directly pointed at the Planned Parenthood is a step in the right direction, but there’s plenty more to do.

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  1. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 4/17/26 at 8:37 am

    Say, if things are so awful why is the stock market hitting new highs?

  2. Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 4/17/26 at 8:41 am

    You’re next, Cuba. Time to make a deal.

  3. RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm Speaks spews:

    Friday, 4/17/26 at 9:53 am

    Ah caint fill up mah truck with Dow futures.

    I’m burnin’ this here red hat.

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