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Archives for April 2026

Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 4/8/26, 8:19 am

Guys, I’m exhausted. Biking to Drinking Liberally and back is great. But! Sometimes I get an adrenaline rush, especially if I take a different route because of all of the construction on Eastlake. And so I got home at a reasonable time, but didn’t get to sleep for a while. I don’t know. I’m going to ride my bike more now that it’s nice out.

I don’t know, it’s much nicer than a car and quicker than the bus in many cases. Maybe it’s time to get an e-bike?

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 4/7/26, 6:34 pm

DLBottlePlease join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations over a drink. All are welcomed.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 4/6/26, 8:10 am

I hope you had a nice Easter, or if you don’t celebrate, a nice Sunday where some shops were closed.

I still haven’t taken the 2 Line on the Eastside since the connection. But this week for sure. Where would you go for a nice dinner, or a good tourist trap to waste an afternoon? Or a nice bike ride?

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 4/3/26, 10:44 pm

Robert Reich: Could this actually end Citizens United?

No Kings:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Need a King ♬
  • Jacob Soboroff: People are standing up in “POWERFUL numbers,” No Kings organizer on huge turnout against some Felon
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Ain’t No King ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings, No ICE, No War ♬
  • Tom Chapin, John Forster & friends: ♫ No Kings! ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Even some Трамп’s voters joined the “No Kings” protests
  • The Resistance: ♫ Regime Change Begins at Home ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ No Kings! ♬
  • Bruce Springsteen ♫ performs “Streets of Minneapolis” at No Kings rally in St. Paul ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls No Kings a hoax
  • ScaredKetchup and Adriana Celine: ♫ NO KINGS 3.0 (NO I-C-E in the USA) ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ We the People ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ Better To Die In Iran ♬

The Misadventures of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Ailing, Flailing, Failing ♬
  • Christopher Titus: War for dummies!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ This Damn Old Schnook ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s new ballroom—Liberace’s estate sale meets a bar fight
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Your reward in Трамп World for doing a “tremendous job” is to be fired
  • Stephen: Трамп wants to cut and run in Iran & Pope responds after Hegseth invokes Jesus & ballroom blocked
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt explains Трамп’s extremely good speech about Iran
  • The Late Show: When will Трамп’s Iran war end?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s White House speech on Iran
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donald J, He’s NOT Okay ♬
  • Stephen: Farewell, Pam Bondi & Трамп’s Iran update, other wars lasted longer
  • The God Show: God SMITES Трамп for blaming everything on Democrats
  • Jon Stewart: No Kings rallies can’t stop CPAC’s Трамп glazing & Iran war hits one month
  • The Resistance: ♫ Not My President—From Opposite Sides, Same Conclusion ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard blames Iran failure on Black astronaut
  • The Late Show: Трамп reveals new ballroom photos
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ We’ll Keep Talking ‘Bout Epstein ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is doing a very good job of sounding like the surrendering loser of his own war
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп drops in on SCOTUS & bulldozes Judge’s ballroom construction ruling
  • Stephen: No one knows what Трамп is thinking & storming out of SCOTUS
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп a sucker for war crimes ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Irish Drinking Song Roasting Трамп ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to conversion therapy decision

Lewis Black: Prediction markets

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band: ♫ Live From Minneapolis ♬

…And the Rest of the Sycophants, Lackeys, Liars and Lickspittles:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Those Poor Idiots (For the Last Трампers) ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Airport ICE plan is a Gong Show and Mike Lindell gets served
  • Stella Magz: Pam Bondi fired from her professional loyalist job….
  • Lucas Bean: The MAGA movement is falling apart
  • JoJoFromJerz: She’s gone—Pam Bondi fired in major shake-up
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song of Hope for Трампers (As Dotard Crashes and Burns) ♬
  • The God Show: HAHA! Pam Bondi FIRED!
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Pam ♬:

  • Brenna Perez: Todd Blanche replacing Pam Bondi?
  • Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler is informed that Pam Bondi has been fired
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ No Rules for Being ICE ♬
  • LegalEagle: The DOJ just settled a case it already won
  • JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth’s cosplay patriotism will cost us all
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye, Pam Bondi ♬
  • Desi Lydic: Kristi Noem’s husband gets busty & Lindsey Graham spotted at Disney World
  • The Resistance: ♫ Do You Remember The Oath You Took? ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Many Boobs of Kristi Noem ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Keep Young and Beautiful (a song for Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito Sings “PAM BONDI Bye-Bye” ♬
  • The God Show: They threw Pam Bondi in the TRASH
  • Brenna Perez: Ding, dong, Pam Bondi’s GONE!
  • Stella Magz: Karma for Kristi Noem as her worst month ever continues
  • JoJoFromJerz: The HYPOCRISY of Kristi Noem’s husband’s SECRET DOUBLE LIFE
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth, Insecure Needle Stick ♬
  • The God Show: Jesus DESTROYS Karoline Leavitt’s Prayer

Jesse Welles: ♫ Domestic Error (live in Portland) ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 4/3/26, 9:07 am

Good mornin’.

  • Stop sharing information with ICE goons.
  • Can’t go big enough on density. Good for Mayor Wilson.
  • What killed Blazing Bagels? Spoiler alert: It wasn’t that there will be a millionaire tax in a few years.
  • Agrotourism isn’t where you go to another country and yell at them. Apparently.
  • Librarians and press staff at the UW walked out the other day.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 4/1/26, 7:51 am

Oh, no, I was totally prepared and didn’t forget to write anything until a few stops away from work. Um, you did!. No, it was totally me, April Fool’s.

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