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Today is Special Election Day for many in Washington State. So turn in your ballot at a drop box or voting center near you, and then hightail it over to the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally to discuss it over a drink..

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Did you enjoy the Super Bowl? Did you have a lovely weekend in general?

• Photos were used for unofficial discrimination in a similar way to how gender markers are used today.
• Glad we’re considering what a penny free Washington looks like.
• Good luck to Spokane’s High Utilizers Initiative to secure funding going forward.
• When I look at the mountains, I think there isn’t enough snow for early February. Unfortunately, the data agree with that.
• Your legislator may be a bit tired this morning, but they can still hear from you.

SNL: Epstein-Barr

LegalEagle: They’re arresting journalists for journalism

The Resistance: ♫ We Will Rebuild! ♬

150+ Episcopal Bishops: A letter to our fellow Americans on ICE actions

Good Looser: Mass student protests in Tri-Cities, WA

Lawrence O’Donnell: No Republicans show up as victims of Трамп-encouraged ICE shootings testify

Reign of The Melon Felon and Führer Von Shitzenpantz:

• Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ Impeach, Convict, Throw Him Out! ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ And the Grammy Goes to…Dotard Трамп ♬
• Michael Kosta: Трамп brags about secret “discombobulator” weapon amid global Epstein fallout
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Can’t Smile Around Him ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп melts down after CNN’s Kaitlan Collins asks him about Epstein, Musk and Lutnick
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s all over the Epstein files, attacks Jimmy Kimmel after the Grammys & Don Lemon gets arrested
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Rumored to be on A.O.D. Short List ♬
• Stephen: Трамп says Republicans should nationalize the elections and Blanche says it’s “not a crime to party with Epstein”
• Lisa Remillard:
• Michael Kosta: Трамп attacks CNN’s Kaitlan Collins over Epstein Q & renovates D.C. in his image
• The Late Show: The Dotard is ALL OVER the Epstein files
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ PDF File ♬:

• Seth Meyers: Musk’s emails to Epstein revealed; Трамп sues IRS for $10 billion and rakes in UAE money
• LegalEagle: The end of free speech
• Michael Spicer: The Room Next Door—Трамп and the new guy
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s disgusting NBC interview, rambling prayer breakfast
• Stephen: Трамп says, ICE killings create bad publicity & America’s secret weapon & Epstein’s muffin recipe
• The Resistance: ♫ Lock Him Up! ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says D.C. soldiers “beat the crap out of” criminals during National Prayer Breakfast
• JoJoFromJerz: The Трамп regime is arresting reporters now!!
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп replaces Gregory Bovino with border czar Tom Homan
• Jen Psaki: Plummeting popularity sets Трамп on a war against the truth
• Michael Kosta: Трамп floats canceling midterms & MAGA pushes alt Super Bowl halftime show
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard delivers worst prayer breakfast ever
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ What if the press did this after Kaitlan Collins’ question? ♬
• Jon Stewart: DOJ protects Трамп from Epstein accountability as MAGA attacks “sanctuary cities”
• Champnella: This video is The GOAT!:

• The Трамп Singers: ♫ Трамп Pooped Himself (In The Oval Office) ♬
• Right Plight: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz audibly shits himself in the Oval Office and staff clears the room
• Knotheadusc: ♫ He’s Incontinent ♬
• Desi Lydic: Трамп vs. the NFL—A beef that predates the Bad Bunny halftime show
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп plans election heist ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп skips Super Bowl because he’d get booed, threatens to take control of elections
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Mad king on the run—Трамп’s second term totally melts down ♬
• Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Hands Off! ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: How the press should really deal with Preznit Von Shitzenpantz
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s suing absolutely everyone, is tired of hearing about Epstein & millions protest ICE

The Late Show: Introducing “Coalie”

Stella Magz: Marjorie Taylor Greene, “The Pope is Catholic….”

The Daily Show: Gavin Newsom—Leading man, for your consideration

MPR: Sociologist Nicole Bedera explains how observing ICE is a ‘de-escalation’ tactic

Vox: The House of Representatives is too small. Here is one way to fix it.

Ali Velshi: A look at the corporations enabling ICE operations

Bruce Springsteen and Tom Morello: ♫ Protest concert at First Avenue, Minneapolis ♬:

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Langhorn Slim: ♫ We The People ♬

JoJoFromJerz: Fuck you, Susan Collins!

Lisa Remillard: Why did the Supreme Court just rule against Трамп on California maps?

The Late Show: Let’s give women something to smile about

John D. Cundle: ♫ Weapons of Mass Illumination ♬

LegalEagle: Judge saves 5-year-old from ICE

Executioners, Grifters, Traitors, and Liars:

• Stephen: Трамп accused of heinous acts with young girls & DOJ exposes Epstein victims & we won’t investigate
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Want You Here (ICE Edition) ♬
• MacroEvidence: ICE raids in 2026 are getting out of control
• Ari Melber: New Epstein files rock the White House
• SNL: ICE Meeting
• Paul Lance: Oh my God… These new Epstein files are HORRIFYING!
• Steve Shives: oter’s Remorse Helpline—Greenland edition
• Francesca Fiorentini: Trolling MELANIE moviegoers
• Parody Project: ♫ ICE Streets—A Nation Haunted ♬
• GusTheBard: ♫ GTFO (A protest song for Minnesota) ♬:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Melania documentary NEW TRAILER ♬
• Stephen: Трамп is nothing to smile about & Mike Johnson vs. Pope Leo XIV & Bezos “murders” journalism
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Your Movie Turns Out To Be Shitty…. ♬
• Shirley Șerban: ♫ I am Melanie – Who needs the movie when you have this song instead? ♬
• Liberal Redneck: Slowly losing my mind over the Epstein files
• Steve Shives: Will Трамп ever do something too racist for Senator Tim Scott?
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If You’re Rich, You Can’t be Guilty ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Leaked footage—Turning Point USA Alternate Halftime Show Rehearsal ♬
• Christopher Titus: The Epstein files!!!:

• Jordan Klepper went to the Melanie movie so you don’t have to
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler finds out he’s in the Epstein files
• Executive Odors: ♫ Ice Ice Barbie ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ I’m So Vain (The Melania theme song) ♬
• Caitlin Speaks: The MAGA politicians profiting from ICE
• The New York Times: ICE took their classmate. They started writing letters.
• Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline—ICE edition
• Rebecca Watson (Skepchick): Scott Adams—Too dumb to live
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wants to control voting, ICE backs off in Minnesota & Epstein redactions protecting creeps
• Parody Project: ♫ Bye-Bye Bovino (Five-Foot-Four) ♬:

• The Resistance: ♫ The Sinkhole of Sniveling Cowardice—country Roast of Трамп, MAGA & complicit Republicans ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Epstein Island ♬
• Stephen with the First Lady: “Melanie” is not a documentary, it’s a creative experience
• Mitch Benn: Ice, Ice (Maybe)
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Treasury Secy. Bessent is Трамп’s most tortured accomplice
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Turning Point Cash-Grab Song ♬
• Jen Psaki: Трамп resorts to the ridiculous, desperate to reverse engineer the 2020 election
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed about the Melania documentary
• Tommy Campbell: Melania movie mocked. Premiere problems, seat fillers, and corruption.
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Melanie in New York ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ What Day/Nights the Wildest Party on Your Island? ♬

Jimmy Kimmel interviews Don Lemon

Robert Reich: How can we defeat big money?

Jesse Welles: ♫ Shirley Not ♬

Caitlin Speaks: Why this “agitator” video makes the killing of Alex Pretti worse

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Go Hawks.

• SPD will no longer be grouping public requests. Hopefully actual information comes out at the given deadlines.
• The millionaire tax still has holdouts.
• Too damn long in a detention center.
• Contact your legislator today, please and thank you.

Hello! I hope that you’re doing well.

Often in these open threads, I will suggest that you call or email your legislator, or member of Congress or City Council members or whatever. So let me suggest a few tips for when you do.

Calling is probably the best, not least because there might be some verify that you aren’t a robot things. Do what you’re comfortable with.

If you are calling, you can say whatever before you actually call. Many organizations will have a script, but even if they don’t, you can write it down before calling. You will probably talk to an answering machine, especially if you call outside of business hours.

Only contact the people who represent you, sorry.

Generally, it should go something like:

Hi, my name is [name] from [location in the district you are actually from],

I’m calling about [issue or specific bill]. I am urging you to [support/oppose] it because [1 or 2 reasons, maybe a short personal story or connection to the issue].

Thank you

That ‘s it. The more you do it, the better you’ll be at it. Emails can be similar.

Next Tuesday is Special Election Day for many in Washington State. That makes TODAY a good day to turn in your ballot at a drop box near you. And then head over to the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally to enjoy a drink over some political conversation.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Hello. I don’t like that it’s February and I didn’t need a coat to walk around yesterday. Please winter properly. Thank you.

Anyway…

• I had no idea about the Grays Harbor County War
• I hope that Washington State is up to the task of opposing ICE.
• Terrible, the shooting on Rainier.
• If you don’t contact your legislator, they’ll only hear from asssholes.

The Resistance: ♫ Hands Off Our Democracy ♬

Billy Bragg: ♫ City of heros ♬

ScaredKetchup: Can new Melania movie trailer save this giant turkey?

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Deed I Do (Long lost WW2 protest song) ♬

Marc Skjervem: ♫ Minnesota Anthem ♬

Vox: How Finland defeated fascism

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• The Resistance: ♫ An Ode To Greenland (A song from the majority of Americans who reject Трамп’s Greenland fantasy) ♬
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп says God is “very proud” of him & Vance says MN protestors should write op-eds
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп celebrates Melania’s movie premiere, has new BFF Nicki Minaj & government shutdown looms
• Robert Reich: One year of Трамп’s broken promises
• Desi Lydic: Трамп demotes Greg Bovino as GOP turns against Minnesota crackdown
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard defends Kristi Noem
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Трампstein Files ♬
• Christopher Titus: Best of “Were you better off 4 years ago??”
• LegalEagle: The execution of Alex Pretti broke me
• Marsh Family: Dotard’s Sewage Stream:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Трамп storm safety video
• LegalEagle: Трамп’s Greenland war faceplants
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard speaks honestly to his supporters about Alex Pretti
• Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes: The Трамп administration’s sociopathic response to Minneapolis ICE shootings
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп scrambles to clean up mess in Minneapolis, calls protesters paid agitators & A snow day prank!
• Stephen: Bye bye, Bovino & Noem is the face of Трамп’s ICE mess & Presidential decay & the “Melania” disaster
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donny’s Death Squads ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Constitution Contradiction ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп lies about Ilhan Omar attack & Bondi claims ICE resistance is “organized”
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Peace Prize ♬:

• SNL: Трамп awards
• Brutal Dictator: Трамп toys. Iceland. Dementia daddy.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп meets #1 fan Nicki Minaj, has repulsive reaction to Ilhan Omar attack & still no Epstein files
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The protesters are forcing Трамп’s retreat
• The Late Show: A time when you couldn’t say “Christmas”
• Royer Brothers: Трамп really likes to break things!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Bad genes—The Трамп family curse ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп and FAUX News blame Greg Bovino for violence in Minneapolis as some agents leave

Stella Magz: Don Lemon arrested

Out Of Tune: ♫ Her Name Was Renee ♬

Stephen: Springsteen’s scathing protest & Italy says, “No ICE” & Трамп threatens MAGA donors & skipping “Melania”

Matthew Cooke: Abolish ICE! No brainer. Then what? Also, how?

Marsh Family: ♫ Minnesota ♬:

The Midnight Republic: ♫ Not One More (A song for Alex Pretti) ♬

ONN: Police ask for public’s help in falsifying report

Sen. Maria Cantwell: Senate floor remarks on ICE and civil liberties

Champnella: We are all Minnesota

Fascists, Executioners, Grifters, and Other Brainwashed MAGA Degenerates:

• JoJoFromJerz: ICE is out of control!!!
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Hypocrisy ♬
• Stella Magz: Helping ICE agents get new jobs!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ MELANIA! The unOfficial (but quite patriotic) Movie Theme Song ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ You Know You’re In Trouble (When You’ve Lost The NRA) ♬
• Desi Lydic: Melania’s $40 million docu-bribe movie premieres
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reviews Melanie’s movie
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ How do you Fire a Guy like Stephen Miller? ♬
• Liberal Redneck: How can literally anyone defend what ICE/Border Patrol is doing?!
• Ari Melber: WH’s lawless panic after agents shoot a ICU Nurse in the back…ten times
• Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets Of Minneapolis ♬:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Comply With Me ♬:
• Stephen: Masked secret police are NOT victims. The truth about Alex Pretti. What would the founders do?
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Bye Bovino ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Get the ICE Out ♬
• Ari Melber: NEW Epstein files hit Трамп, his Cabinet & lEon Musk’s “party”
• Ross Childs: J.D. Vance is preggers???
• Desi Lydic: Ilhan Omar gets hit with Трамп insults & vinegar while Nicki Minaj turns mega MAGA
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ There’s Joy Among ICE Tonight ♬
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Get ICE Out ♬
• Steve Shives: My MAGA cousin joins ICE:

• Founders Sing: ♫ Killer Miller ♬
• Lewis Black: ICE Math
• Stephen: ICE outrage goes viral & White House blame game & Ilhan Omar is tough under pressure
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Epstein files outrage
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Hope to Get Away (With Murder)—The Kristi Noem Song ♬
• The Late Show: ♫ Nicki Minaj describes Трамп’s discolored hand ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Liars, Liars, Your Masks Are On Fire ♬
• Seth Meyers: ICE & Border Patrol face intense national backlash after second deadly shooting in MN
• Jimmy Kimmel: The vile and heartless murder of nurse Alex Pretti by ICE in Minneapolis
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Tiny cops
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ ICE, FUCK YOU ♬:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ ICE! ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп sleeps with entire Cabinet! (but not Melania) ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans to deploy ICE
• JoJoFromJerz: They think they can get away with murder
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s nightmare returns! NEW Subpoenas hit Epstein’s client, lawyer, CPA
• Stella Magz: Execution of another American citizen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• LegalEagle: Pam Bondi arrests ICE church protestors
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Lying Endlessly ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ash Hole’s Hall of Fame ♬
• The Late Show: Nobody likes ice

Jonathan Pie: Terror in America

Chris Hayes: “The wolf is at the door.” Трамп is building a police state

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Matthew Cooke: Is protesting a church wrong? Didn’t Jesus do that?

Christopher Titus: RIP Alex Pretti, Renee Good, Keith Porter

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Good morning!

• Are you national shutdowning today?
• Do you need a whistle, or to make a sign? Push/Pull in Ballard has you covered.
• The police mask ban is moving along.
• The Feds are going to delay PFAS cleanup.
• Density is good for the climate.
• Call your legislator.

I look forward to all the clouds and drizzle.

• Fuck Flock, and congrats Prosser for getting rid of them.
• ICE stop terrorizing children challenge.
• Why are you giving out personal information to ICE contractors, Spokane County?
• Idle your car if it saves a puppy.
• SPD respond to public information requests in a timely manner, pleez.

Another week with “some news.” You know we’ll be talking it out at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening. Stop by for a drink and conversations.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Hey gang, how are you doing? I was in Tacoma on Saturday and I went to an anti ICE rally there. Man, there were a lot of cops there. Like, bike cops and cops just standing there. Feels very oppressive compared to Seattle and Suburbia where the police have kept their distance, at protests I’ve been to. Maybe that’s the point but it really is a noticeable contrast.

The Resistance: ♫ A Prayer for Our Soldiers—Oath Over Orders ♬

Ronny Chieng: Eric Adams and crypto scams are a match made in stupid heaven

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzonus:

• Stephen: One exhausting year & Americans pay for Трамп’s tariffs & no obligation to make peace
• Josh Johnson: Трамп delivered on his campaign promises, but only to himself
• The Late Show: Трамп takes home the world’s Biggest Prize
• SNL: Cabinet meeting
• Mother Jones: They fled Venezuela to escape a regime of fear, only to relive it in Трамп’s America
• Christopher Titus: Mumbling through Davos
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Orange‑Faced Snowflake ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Saving Greenland / Enslaving America ♬
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ Protect Greenland ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler Heckles The Dotard
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Take A Letter To Norway ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Republicans have abandoned the rule of law to embrace the rule of Трамп
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп music video BOMBS in DAVOS ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп berates world leaders, declares victory on Greenland & we gets another threat from the FCC!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп confuses Greenland and Iceland in Davos speech & “No Kings” comes to Swiss Alps
• Jordan Klepper asks Europeans about Трамп’s Peace Prize crusade
• The Resistance: ♫ Gone Gone Gone ♬
• Puppet Regime: ♫ Putin’s “Special Military Operation” Bop ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп will impose tariffs on countries that oppose his Greenland plan
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard dominates Davos
• Stella Magz: Трамп’s obsession is Putin’s instigation
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп publicly threatens Greenland to hide from questions about Epstein
• More Perfect Union: I tracked down the companies bribing Трамп:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп field testing plan to nuke Greenland ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Greenland Is Our Land—Трамп’s Annexation Fantasy Gets Roasted ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Bored of Peace ♬
• Jen Psaki: As Трамп shatters U.S. alliances, legislators try to pick up the pieces
• Stephen: FCC goes after Kimmel and Colbert over political candidate interviews
• Christopher Titus: The left was right! (About that Felon)
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s letter threatening Greenland is “too stupid for even him”
• Josh Johnson: Трамп demands Greenland at Davos & literally trashes first-year “accomplishments”
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has agreed a framework deal on Greenland
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard’s official Greenland Song ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard endorses challenger to Bill Cassidy
• Marsh Family: ♫ Piece of Denmark ♬:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s bat-shit-bonkers message to Norway over Greenland & Nobel committee’s response to Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп has a nasty new bruise, launches “Board of Peace” & Jimmy Kimmel breaks down the FCC’s threats
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s The Dotard Трамп Boulevard ♬
• Ari Melber: Sad and unhinged Трамп loses Nobel prize and throws Greenland “tantrum”
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Sinners’ 16 nominations
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ What can you do with a President? ♬
• Josh Johnson: Nobel Prize snub fuels Трамп’s Greenland threats & Macron pushes back at Davos
• Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Трамп’s pardons and viral whole milk moment mocked
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп presented with Nobel Peace Prize and defends Minneapolis ICE agents
• Chris Hayes: World hits back as Трамп’s aggression shocks global leaders
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Donny A-Hole ♬:

• Stephen: Infinitely Greenland & billion dollar “Peace Board” & Chairman for Life & Peace buddies
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп on verge of war over Nobel Peace Prize snub & he celebrates his first year in office
• Puppet Regime: Putin and Xi call about Greenland
• The Late Show: The Swiss send a message to The Dotard
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп’s letter to Norway ♬
• Shirley Șerban: ♫ “I want it now!” (January 2026 version—The Willy Wonka classic relyriced for someone in power today) ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Greenland Is Stuck in the Middle with You ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans to join the “Board of Peace”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп backs down on Greenland after global defiance and claims NATO “deal” is “infinite”
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard rejects peace on MLK Day

LegalEagle: That time when murder was legal (for Congress)

Stephan with nonviolent resistance scholar Maria J. Stephan: How blowing a whistle is an act of nonviolent resistance

Even More Traitors, Liars, Nazis and Deplorable Maggots:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else ♬
• Matthew Cooke: How to lift the curse of MAGA
• Stephen: Will ICE freeze? Трамп, “I’m helping Europe.” Weapons nobody knows about. Occupying Canada
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Best Scott Bessent Song EVER ♬
• SNL Weekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Трамп’s ICE deployments in Minnesota
• LegalEagle: Elon built a child porn factory
• Parody Project: ♫ MAGA, My Ass! ♬:

• Rachel Maddow: Activists troll Трамп with naked doodle card on Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Greg Bovino—“Small-Man Syndrome” Poster Boy ♬
• frog neckman: Livid leavitt
• Caitlin Speaks: Who is Greg Bovino? The face of deportations, exposed
• LegalEagle: Unbelievable ICE memo just leaked
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hate-filled, brainless White guys ♬
• Steve Shives: MAGA Trekkies and their meritocracy myth
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Bovino ♬:

• Rachel Maddow: Towns REJECT ICE as agency looks to place immigrant prisons throughout United States
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Bake My Freedom—How One Anti‑ICE Cookie Went Viral ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Hiding Her Time with Jeff Epstein ♬
• Champnella: Here’s your answer, JD Vance…
• Stella Magz: JD Vance announces he & his hostage Usha are expecting….
• Mother Jones: No, antidepressants don’t cause mass shootings. An expert debunks RFK Jr. bullshit
• Jonathan Mann: ♫ The Worst People You Know Will Get The Civil War They Want ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ If Someone Dies, ICE Lies ♬

Jon Stewart: Will I run for office?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stay warm, everyone. Anyway:

• Why does every picture of Brian Heywood look like he’s about to volunteer for the genital inspection squad?
• Pretend police plows pedestrian.
• Actual police in Portland are also a problem.
• I can’t imagine it passing, but I do like the legislation saying that the state won’t hire ICE agents.
• Hot take: you are a monster if you detain a 10 year old.
• Your legislators miss you and want a call.

On a scale of -5 to 3, how excited are you?

• When the response to Federal agents is indistinguishable from a shooter, maybe there should be fewer Federal agents?
• Also, let’s make it so those Federal agents can’t fuck around with license plate information.
• The Kennedy Center became so toxic so quickly.
• It’s a great day to write your legislators.