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By a 5-4 vote yesterday afternoon, the King County Council voted to adopt a Metro funding plan that would implement the first round of scheduled cuts in September, but would defer adopting further cuts in the hope that increased sales tax revenues, higher fares, transfers from capital funds, and additional savings could close the gap. King County Executive Dow Constantine immediately vetoed the plan:

“We need a reliable way to pay for bus service – but until then, we shouldn’t spend money we don’t have, we shouldn’t use one-time money to pay ongoing expenses, and decisions to save or cut service should be based on objective criteria and data, not on politics,” said Executive Constantine. “This ordinance falls short on all counts. I must respectfully veto this legislation, and ask that the Council keep working on a solution that is responsible and sustainable.”

Council member Rod Dembowski spearheaded the plan along with the four suburban Republicans, and no doubt his intentions are pure. His objective is to avoid unnecessary pain. The problem is, without substantial additional revenue, much of the pain will be unavoidable. And by putting off the decision as long as possible, we risk lulling voters and Metro riders into a state of complacency.

The anti-Prop 1 folks like to promote this meme that new revenue is unnecessary—that if Metro just tightens its belt a bit, everything will be okay. For example, yesterday the Seattle Times editorial board urged Metro to “begin the hard work of reforming the agency,” once again ignoring the fact that in response to collapsing revenue and a state performance audit, Metro has implemented substantial reforms that achieved hundreds of millions of dollars in long term cost savings.

The Demobowski plan, unfortunately, just feeds into this fiction that Metro has a spending problem, not a revenue one.

The other Democrats on the council proposed an alternative plan that would have adopted the proposed cuts, phased in over the next year and a half or so, but would have also given Constantine the flexibility to delay cuts if revenues rebound or cost savings materialize. That seems like a more responsible approach to long term planning, and a more realistic presentation to the public of what most likely lies in store.

Ostensibly small government representative Jay Rodne is still in favor of the state being able to put a needle into someone’s arm and put enough poison in them to take their life. You know, small government. Smallity small small. He’s angry enough to have a press release. Sorry this is a bit old.

Gov. Jay Inslee today announced he was suspending the death penalty in Washington state for as long as he is in office. In the wake of this announcement, Rep. Jay Rodne, R-Snoqualmie and lead Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, issued the following statement:

There has to be a more effective way of saying “cruel and lacking any political power” than “lead Republican on the House Judiciary Committee” but I don’t know what it is. Maybe just “powerless asshole.”

“The governor’s decision is a distraction from the issues that people care about the most. It also seems very political – at the expense of victims of violent crimes and their families. This must be a difficult day for these families as they are confronted with the reality that the governor cares more about a few convicted killers than justice for their loved ones. It’s unfortunate and prolongs the closure they deserve.”

It’s a distraction to even talk about it says the press release about it. And you know, I haven’t seen any polling on Washington and the death penalty, but I’m guessing the political thing to do would have been keeping it.

Also, what kind of a dickbag can write “the governor cares more about a few convicted killers than justice for their loved ones”? Seriously, is Jay Inslee making sure that victims of crimes are locked up for life? Because that’s what he’s doing with the killers. Unlike Representative Rodne, I won’t pretend to speak for all victims of crime or pretend they’re a monolith. However they feel about Inslee’s decision is the right way for them to feel. But to pretend that the state isn’t doing anything for them because the state hasn’t killed their killers is just so spectacularly dishonest, that I don’t know what to do with it.

Radical reality-denying rightist Congressman Steve “Never Heard of Anyone Getting Pregnant by Statutory Rape” King (R-IA-4) was recently on a call-in talk show and had this conversation:

CALLER: When I see the First Lady and the beautiful girls going off to the Bahamas waving goodbye to us, it’s really hard to stomach. When we’re tightening our belts, either all of us should do it or none of us should do it. This, I am pretty tolerant, I always have been, I usually shut my mouth. This is not acceptable.

KING: Carla, you’re on point and on the mark all the way through. […] You’re right on the president. He needs to show some austerity himself. Instead he wanted to tell America how bad it was going to be. […] We’ve got the president doing these things. He sent the daughters to spring break in Mexico a year ago. That was at our expense, too. And now to the Bahamas at one of the most expensive places there. That is the wrong image to be coming out of the White House.

A couple of corrections for the underformed nutburger of a Congressman. First, Obama did not “send his daughters to spring break in Mexico.” One daughter (Malia) was allowed to…

…join a school trip to Oaxaca [, Mexico], where students volunteered at an orphanage, visited archaeological sites and sipped vanilla milkshakes on the honey-colored town plaza.

The school has done such trips for years.

Second, the Obamas pay for their own vacations and school field trips. The government pays for security, as it should. And notice that King isn’t complaining about that—for good reason. Imagine the PR disaster he would endure should any member of the First Family get hurt.

King believes Obama “needs to show some austerity himself” because he was telling “America how bad it was going to be.” Obama has pointed out how the sequestration cuts will hurt Americans, but so have a bunch of Republicans Congresscritters—you know, the the ones whining about losing tax payer-funded economic subsidies to their districts.

How odd that King’s calls for Obama to show austerity.

Obama makes a fair amount of money. He is wealthier than most Americans. Oh…and he is the leader of the free fucking world. He certainly has the money (and credit line) to allow his child to go on a school trip to Mexico, or to send his family on the occasional vacation, like the trip to the Bahamas.

So what’s gotten up Rep. King’s ass that makes him think that the President shouldn’t use his own money how he wants to use it? Isn’t that the American way?

You know who would agree with King that Obama should renounce the trappings of wealth and live the life of a commoner?

Karl Marx.

Once again, I call upon the major newspapers of this country to investigate these members of Congress to find out if they are pro-America or FUCKING SOCIALISTS!

[In a fit of nostalgia (and laziness), I’m marking my remaining days here on HA by posting links to some of my favorite and most influential posts. If you have favorites you’d like to see, please let me know.]

04/25/2008: Goldy’s Adventures in Muniland

I crashed the Municipal League’s 2008 Civic Awards last night at the Olympic Sculpture Park, where my friend and colleague David Postman was being honored for “Governmental News Reporting of the Year.” Knowing that Postman’s bosses at the Seattle Times had forbade him from accepting the award in person so as not to compromise his impartiality—and unencumbered by these (or any) ethical burdens of my own—I realized that there must be an unused name tag at the registration table with at least half my name on it… and sure enough I managed to sign in as Postman, no questions asked.

His “Honoree” name tag firmly pinned to my lapel and a surfeit of free drink tickets in hand, I strolled into the PACCAR Pavilion determined to do Postman proud by mingling with our city’s power elite on his behalf. As it turned out, I would need the drink tickets.

I don’t do nearly enough straight satire here on HA, but this was certainly one of my best. Read the whole thing.

When I see bad, or for that matter good, polls I can’t be too worked up. Of course I prefer the Democrat up, and up by a lot. And of course I’d prefer the generic ballot look better. But I’m not staring into the abyss, because the Democrats aren’t in the same place as the Mariners.

Believe me, as a Mariners fan, I’ve slogged through some terrible seasons without being able to change anything. A few years ago at the end of a bear of a season when Seattle and Texas were long eliminated, I was sitting in the first row of an outfield seat. Right in front of me, a Mariner’s popup came near the warning track, and the Ranger’s right fielder went into a dive for the ball. “I got it, I got it!” I yelled, and the Ranger dropped the ball. While I like to think I made him drop it, the truth is he probably just bobbled it because he was an AAA call up without much Major League experience. That’s the closest I’ve come to changing anything on the field.

But it’s often said that politics isn’t a spectator sport. And this year as every year, I’m not going to just sit and watch. I’ve worked the phones, donated, and knocked on doors for candidates I believe in, and will continue through November.

And that’s where the next few months for the D’s can be a lot better than the next few months for the M’s. There are enough fine candidates that we can all make a difference. I don’t know what the polls show for DelBene, but I’ll be making calls and knocking on doors for her. Same with Patty Murray (the poll Goldy cited earlier aside). Those of you who live south of here can do the same for Heck.

If you aren’t inspired by those people, there are plenty of state and local races and initiative campaigns. If you don’t like to talk to strangers about politics, they can all use money. They can all use letters to the editor. They can all use you mentioning them on Facebook and Twitter. They can all use you talking to friends and putting up yard signs. All of those things will change the facts, and matter more than what you see in polls.

As a follow-up to Goldy’s post below, there’s already a group organizing an initiative for Washington. It’s called Sensible Washington and they expect to release the final wording of their initiative and begin signature gathering by March 1. Their initiative is not expected to specify the state liquor stores as the distributors, but will only legalize possession for adults. The state would then be on the hook for setting up regulations for where and how it can be sold.

One of the concerns of legalization advocates (both Goldy and I share this concern) is that there won’t be enough money to collect the necessary signatures. As the top post at Sensible Washington points out, PayPal has a history of freezing the accounts of drug law reform groups, and banks won’t work with them. I’d be curious to know how much of this results from archaic rules and misconceptions about drug law reform, and how much comes from potential crackdowns from the federal government. As for Paypal, one clue might be that one of its founders considers the era of alcohol prohibition as the last great era of American politics (I guess that makes him a libertarian).

So for now, they’re taking mail-in donations before a volunteer army of signature gatherers hit the ground across the state to put this initiative on the ballot. There’s certainly enthusiasm for drug law reform right now, but no one is really sure whether it will be enough to qualify. I guess we’re about to find out.

UPDATE (Goldy):
As an followup to Lee’s followup, Sensible Washington’s account of their difficulties in securing credit card processing is worth a read. On the one hand, if millionaire investment banker Michael Dunmire wants an initiative on the ballot, he just writes Tim Eyman a check; on the other hand, if a group of grassroots activists wants to raise money online from small contributors, the banks won’t give them a merchant account, out of fear of I don’t know what.

So much for “direct democracy.”

That said, I emailed the folks at Sensible Washington earlier today to suggest that they set up an account with ActBlue, the same progressive online fundraising site through which we collectively raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for Darcy Burner. ActBlue is now set up to handle state legislative and initiative campaigns in Washington state, in addition to federal races, a feature that R-71 made good use of last year.

The 520 bridge replacement project is more than another transportation project.

It is an opportunity to build healthy places to live, work, and play that our region won’t see again for at least another half century.

It is an opportunity to be good stewards of the environment and to address climate change.

It is an opportunity for our many local communities to come together and act as a region.

It is an opportunity for us to determine what kind of city we want and the quality of life of our neighborhoods.

It is an opportunity for our state to offer a vision of transportation for the 21^st Century and not just building roads like its 1959.

Finally it is again an opportunity to move our transportation system forward.

It will take leadership to bring together all the many points of view on how to best move forward on transportation. But we have done it before.

During my time as Chair of the House Transportation Committee, working with my Republican and Democratic counterparts in both the House and the Senate, we passed fourteen and half cents in gas taxes by bringing road and transit advocates from the east and west side together.

(I point out the fact that I worked to pass the largest financing package for roads in our state’s history only to preempt the pigeonholing of my perspective here as that of another Seattle Democrat transit advocate.)

It will take leadership from the environmental community to get transit right. Transportation remains the single largest contributor to global warming in Washington State – over half our greenhouse emissions come from vehicles. The 520 bridge project offers a real opportunity to build a transportation structure of the future that contributes to the solution.

Neither the legislation authorizing the new 520 bridge, nor any of the current designs, integrate transit into the design or planning of the project. Nor is there any financing mechanism for new transit in the corridor, particularly for high capacity transit. The name alone — “The 520 Bridge and HOV Replacement Project” – is proof that again we are building a road to move cars, and not a transportation corridor to move people and goods. The current plan amounts to placing existing buses onto new HOV lanes to share with cars. Glaringly, it lacks a streamlined connection for transit riders between the north/south transit corridor at new Sound Transit Station at Montlake and any future transit riders moving east/west from the new 520.

It will take leadership from the City to bring neighborhoods that currently disagree amongst themselves together. Far more people live and work near the 520 bridges then the Viaduct. The City should use the model it developed during the creation of urban villages to approach the project in a comprehensive manner. It should put the Departments of Planning, Neighborhoods, and Transportation on the ground and bring together neighborhoods that are currently divided, creating an all-neighborhoods comprehensive mitigation and transportation plan. It is impossible for the Seattle legislators to support a city position when one is lacking.

It will take leadership on the part of the county to bring urban and suburban interests together. The county with the new leadership of Dow Constantine from Seattle and Fred Jarrett from the east side of Lake Washington is uniquely positioned to bring both sides of the lake together and act as a region. The state should consider allowing the County to assume all coordination for planning and financing for a new 520 and I-90 corridor transportation authority.

It will take leadership in the Legislature to address the fact that the current financial plan is unattainable. During the negotiations to pass the nine-and-a-half-cent gas tax east of the lake, legislators insisted on moving $1.5 billion out of 520 and applying it to I-405. Now we have a shortfall. The solution is to toll I-90 in addition to 520, and committing toll revenues to the construction, maintenance and operations of the bridge and of transit.

If we fail to come together as a region on a project that is crucial to our economic future, I believe we will destroy the coalition that moved our transportation system forward and return again to the defeats we suffered in years past.

We have succeeded in the past and we can do it again. Let’s capitalize on the many unique opportunities we face. Let’s move our transportation system forward.

— Sen. Ed Murray

Gov. Gregoire has a diary up at Daily Kos right now. Here’s a slice:

Why are they attacking me so early? Because they know there is something happening in our country – people are hungry for a new direction, away from the Bush Administration.

They are so aware of this fact that my opponent filed as a member of the “GOP Party,” hiding the fact that he is a Republican. And what is on my opponent’s website? The word “Change” in the largest font you have ever seen.

We all know that voters are desperate for change in our nation, ready to turn around the failed policies of the Bush Administration. But voters are smart. They know the kind of change they are looking for.

Republican Dino Rossi can spend millions on attacks, pretend he isn’t a Republican and even give lip service to change, but he can’t hide his George Bush record.

Remember all those funny acronyms from last fall’s mainstream media coverage of the Roads and Transit campaign? YOE, for year of expenditure was a favorite of many of Seattle’s newspaper writers and columnists. They were fixated (examples here, here, and here) on slapping the Roads and Transit plan with as high a price tag as they could by including inflation into the total price tag of the plan, not just the price tag in current year dollars. By doing so, they held the Roads and Transit plan to a standard never before seen for a tax measure or capital construction program in our region.

Yesterday Dino Rossi released his transportation fantasy and said it would cost $15.5 billion in 2007 dollars. Keep in mind, that’s in last year’s dollars.

I have done a little bit of “back of the envelope” math (you know the kind that Rossi’s Republican, anti-light rail pals did when they fed the media their scary cost numbers on Prop 1) and the results I get are staggering. Rossi’s $15.5 billion plan, when you account for 4 percent annual inflation over a 30 year construction schedule, suddenly balloons to $50 billion dollars. And this doesn’t even include the interest on the bonds that would be needed to finance all of Rossi’s made up project cost estimates. So we would have to add all of the interest payments to the $50 billion number to get the true cost, well at least according to our friends in the “traditional media.”

You can do the math yourself with this handy little inflation calculator.

UPDATE [Lee]: This part from a post by Martin at the Seattle Transit Blog made me laugh:

So I looked to Dino Rossi’s Transportation Plan with hope and anticipation. I shouldn’t have. This document was first sent to me by a Gregoire operative; when your own campaign literature is being gleefully distributed by the other side, that’s a bad sign.

Robert Reich: The California billionaire tax explained

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces peace plan with Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Expert says “I’m Pretty Sure Трамп’s Dying” ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп has threatened Iran with destruction
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп had NO IDEA Melania was making an Epstein statement & he’s back to making threats to Iran
• The Resistance: ♫ 2547—Time to Invoke the 25th Amendment ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s latest meltdown—The Truth Social post everyone is talking about
• The God Show: MAGA calls for Трамп’s impeachment for war crimes
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп chickens out after threatening a whole civilization with death & even crazies think he’s crazy
• Stephen: The fog of peace & how Bibi got Трамп to bomb Iran & JD Vance’s cringe call
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Old No-Nuts is SO Nuts (But Still He Loves Donuts) ♬
• Rachel Maddow: Report exposes a Трамп scheme to override midterm vote with bogus crisis
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off (Трамп Edition) ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ Gotta Take a Трамп (Right Now) ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s insane Easter message
• SNL Weekend Update: Трамп fires Bondi over Epstein Files & says he’ll bring Iran back to stone age
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Behold the Holy Gas Prices—Risen Indeed! ♬:

• Executive Odors: ♫ Goldsphinchter ♬
• The Daily Show: Трамп puts “America First” with Iran war, closed Strait of Hormuz & recession worry
• JoJoFromJerz: “Civilization will die”—The truth about Трамп’s terrifying war deadline
• Stephen: Трамп threatens to rain hell on Iran’s civilians & Easter at the White House
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s totally UNHINGED Easter weekend, “ultimatum” for Iran & hospitalization rumors
• Liberal Redneck: So America is totally losing this war with Iran, right?
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Just Another TACO Tuesday ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ TACO Tuesday ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Just Another TACO Tuesday ♬
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has agreed a ceasefire with Iran
• LegalEagle: Трамп’s illegalist war gets illegaler
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares himself a “smooth war criminal”
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ One Big Beautiful Obit ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s profane and perverse Iran social media post is why the 25th Amendment was written
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Still the Same (Трамп edition) ♬:

• The Resistance: ♫ Two Different People (Ideally) ♬
• Stella Magz: Трамп threatens to end Iranian civilization….
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard prepares to bomb bridges in Iran
• The Resistance: ♫ Constitutional Optional ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп declares total victory in Iran, aims to make big money & JD Vance calls the ceasefire fragile
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Genocide Don” Трамп’s Long-Desired Nickname ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s “Art of the Deal”—The war with Iran continues
• The Late Show: The goddamn White House Easter motherfuckin’ egg roll
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Great Pretender—The Great Surrender ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito sings—Трамп War Timeline ♬

Christopher Titus: Bruce Springsteen shuts down Трамп

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets of Minneapolis ♬ (Live From Minneapolis):

Corrupt, Lawless, Losers:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Lay With Трамп, You’re Gonna Get Screwed ♬
• LegalEagle: Bondi’s Out
• The Resistance: ♫ How To Spot A War Criminal ♬
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Please Let Me Stay ♬
• Randy Rainbow: ♫ Not What They’re Paid For ♬:

• SNL Weekend Update: Kristi Noem’s husband on his bimbo scandal
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Melania’s Epstein speech
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ GOP Denies Knowledge of Трамп’s Insanity ♬
• The God Show: Bless the woman who called The Dotard a pedophile in front of Melanie
• ScaredKetchup: Melanie’s Epstein files presser—The rehearsal
• John D. Cundle: ♫ I Watched FAUX News Today ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Bondi, Bye Bye! ♬:

• The Late Show: The Prez Ain’t Right
• JoJoFromJerz: Beyond the script—Breaking down Melanie’s first major 2026 speech
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ That War That Was Not A War ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Go Saying Melanie Knew Epstein! ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Kristi Noem’s husband and the “bimbofication” secret is a national security problem

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations over a drink. All are welcomed.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Robert Reich: Could this actually end Citizens United?

No Kings:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Need a King ♬
• Jacob Soboroff: People are standing up in “POWERFUL numbers,” No Kings organizer on huge turnout against some Felon
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Ain’t No King ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings, No ICE, No War ♬
• Tom Chapin, John Forster & friends: ♫ No Kings! ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Even some Трамп’s voters joined the “No Kings” protests
• The Resistance: ♫ Regime Change Begins at Home ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ No Kings! ♬
• Bruce Springsteen ♫ performs “Streets of Minneapolis” at No Kings rally in St. Paul ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls No Kings a hoax
• ScaredKetchup and Adriana Celine: ♫ NO KINGS 3.0 (NO I-C-E in the USA) ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ We the People ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ Better To Die In Iran ♬

The Misadventures of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• The Resistance: ♫ Ailing, Flailing, Failing ♬
• Christopher Titus: War for dummies!
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ This Damn Old Schnook ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s new ballroom—Liberace’s estate sale meets a bar fight
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Your reward in Трамп World for doing a “tremendous job” is to be fired
• Stephen: Трамп wants to cut and run in Iran & Pope responds after Hegseth invokes Jesus & ballroom blocked
• Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt explains Трамп’s extremely good speech about Iran
• The Late Show: When will Трамп’s Iran war end?
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s White House speech on Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donald J, He’s NOT Okay ♬
• Stephen: Farewell, Pam Bondi & Трамп’s Iran update, other wars lasted longer
• The God Show: God SMITES Трамп for blaming everything on Democrats
• Jon Stewart: No Kings rallies can’t stop CPAC’s Трамп glazing & Iran war hits one month
• The Resistance: ♫ Not My President—From Opposite Sides, Same Conclusion ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard blames Iran failure on Black astronaut
• The Late Show: Трамп reveals new ballroom photos
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ We’ll Keep Talking ‘Bout Epstein ♬:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is doing a very good job of sounding like the surrendering loser of his own war
• Desi Lydic: Трамп drops in on SCOTUS & bulldozes Judge’s ballroom construction ruling
• Stephen: No one knows what Трамп is thinking & storming out of SCOTUS
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп a sucker for war crimes ♬
• The Resistance: ♫ Irish Drinking Song Roasting Трамп ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to conversion therapy decision

Lewis Black: Prediction markets

Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band: ♫ Live From Minneapolis ♬

…And the Rest of the Sycophants, Lackeys, Liars and Lickspittles:

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Those Poor Idiots (For the Last Трампers) ♬
• Tommy Campbell: Airport ICE plan is a Gong Show and Mike Lindell gets served
• Stella Magz: Pam Bondi fired from her professional loyalist job….
• Lucas Bean: The MAGA movement is falling apart
• JoJoFromJerz: She’s gone—Pam Bondi fired in major shake-up
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song of Hope for Трампers (As Dotard Crashes and Burns) ♬
• The God Show: HAHA! Pam Bondi FIRED!
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Pam ♬:

• Brenna Perez: Todd Blanche replacing Pam Bondi?
• Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler is informed that Pam Bondi has been fired
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ No Rules for Being ICE ♬
• LegalEagle: The DOJ just settled a case it already won
• JoJoFromJerz: Pete Hegseth’s cosplay patriotism will cost us all
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye, Pam Bondi ♬
• Desi Lydic: Kristi Noem’s husband gets busty & Lindsey Graham spotted at Disney World
• The Resistance: ♫ Do You Remember The Oath You Took? ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Many Boobs of Kristi Noem ♬
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Keep Young and Beautiful (a song for Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon) ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito Sings “PAM BONDI Bye-Bye” ♬
• The God Show: They threw Pam Bondi in the TRASH
• Brenna Perez: Ding, dong, Pam Bondi’s GONE!
• Stella Magz: Karma for Kristi Noem as her worst month ever continues
• JoJoFromJerz: The HYPOCRISY of Kristi Noem’s husband’s SECRET DOUBLE LIFE
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth, Insecure Needle Stick ♬
• The God Show: Jesus DESTROYS Karoline Leavitt’s Prayer

Jesse Welles: ♫ Domestic Error (live in Portland) ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

It’s Tuesday, and that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for conversations over a drink. Stop by if you wish.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Carsie Blanton & The Burning Hell: ♫ Everything Is Great! ♬

Jesse Welles: ♫ God, Abraham, and Xanax ♬ (performance)

Трамп’s War (Brought to You by Jeffery Epstein):

• Stella Magz: KKKaroline claims talks are “productive”. Iran says, “Nah”
• Josh Johnson: Трамп gets mystery gift from Iran & sends ICE into airports to force the SAVE Act
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп failed his own self-administered cognitive test while Iran’s regime was watching
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Million Dollar Missiles, Billion Dollar Boats ♬
• Puppet Regime: Putin & Xi sit with gratitude in new podcast
• JoJoFromJerz: Трамп’s Iran mess just got way worse
• Seth Meyers: Iran rejects Трамп’s peace plan after mystery “present,” & Hegseth’s “throttle” comment
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп fed daily sizzle reel of stuff blowing up in Iran & Melanie has a robot in the White House
• Stella Magz: Трамп hallucinates that Iran called to make a deal….
• Jon Stewart: Трамп bullshits about Iran negotiations & throws ICE into airport chaos mix
• Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts out loud about the war with Iran
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is at Graceland during Iran war
• Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s big present
• Stella Magz: Трамп’s cryptic clues are getting old….
• Puppet Regime: Трамп tells it “strait” to Merz and Macron
• Josh Johnson: Трамп claims Iran war is won, but Hegseth’s new recruitment standards say otherwise

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses

Bruce Springsteen: ♫ Streets of Minneapolis ♬ (performance)

Ross Childs: The American voter VS The S.A.V.E. Act:

John Oliver: Police stings

Brenna Perez: Addictive algos—Big tech LOSES in court

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzonus:

• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard Трамп and Tom Homan bring ICE to TSA
• The Resistance: ♫ Tried of Winning ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets a fictitious award from Congress, a prize from Iran & the MAGA media is outraged at Jimmy
• Parody Project: ♫ You’re So Strange ♬
• The God Show: Bless the reporter who fact-checked The lyin’ Dotard to his face
• JoJoFromJerz: Asleep at the wheel? Трамп under fire over war briefings
• Ari Melber: Sad convicted felon rails as revenge cases FAIL & he can’t get $200M from DOJ
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Stars, The Strips and The Liar ♬
• Lauren Mayer: ♫ There’s Always A Tweet ♬:
  There’s Always A Tweet
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Got Nothin’ but Disrespect for Dopey Dotard ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп declares victory in Iran war, votes by mail & Jimmy chats with Jeffrey Epstein lookalike
• The Resistance: ♫ Illiterate ♬
• ScaredKetchup: Presidente Трампito’s Meme-a-Palooza
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates the death of Robert Mueller
• Seth Meyers: Трамп puts ICE in airports, backs down on Iran threat amid oil crisis and blames Hegseth
• The Resistance: ♫ Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Bringing Small-D Energy to US Currency ♬
• The God Show: Трамп cancels Easter and Jesus responds
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Mail-In, Mail-Out ♬
• Christopher Titus: Of course, the chaos continues!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп says he’s “glad” Robert Mueller died, deploys ICE to airports & Iran war has no end in sight
• The Resistance: ♫ History Will Judge the Complicit ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ 250th “Presidential” Coins ♬
• Seth Meyers: Mike Johnson gives Трамп another made-up trophy, Трамп reveals mystery gift from Iran
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Contrasting Robert Mueller with The Dotard Трамп ♬

JoJoFromJerz: ICE at the gate—The new reality for travelers in 2026

The God Show: Democrats flip Mar-a-Lago in humiliating loss for The Dotard

LegalEagle: The Maduro arraignment

Criminals, Liars, Grifters, and Idiots (Apparently):

• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lindsey Graham, Трамп’s favorite little cracker ♬
• The God Show: Mike Lindell get served papers at CPAC while on live TV
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Hegseth
• Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ FAFO Gas ♬
• Josh Johnson: Melania brings a robot to the White House & RFK Jr. did what to a dead raccoon?
• Executive Odors: ♫ If You See Kay (M.A.G.A.) ♬
• LegalEagle: DOJ lawyer ejected from courtroom
• Bette Midler: ♫ AllYouFascistsBoundtoLose ♬:

• ONN: Epidemiologists confirm first airborne transmission of Mar-A-Lago face
• Liberal Redneck: What exactly are ICE agents supposed to do at airports, anyway?
• The God Show: FBI director Kash Patel got HACKED and he’s pissed
• Stella Magz: RFK Jr. did WHAT?!?!?
• LegalEagle: The secret DOGE tapes are a catastrophe
• The Resistance: ♫ Apparently, I’m An Idiot ♬

Desi Lydic shudders at politicians’ cringe vids & rizzless podcasts

Jesse Welles: ♫ Good Morning America ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Please join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally toasts in the Spring season. Stop by, hang out, and enjoy a beverage.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.