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Constantine Vetoes Metro Funding Plan: “We Shouldn’t Spend Money We Don’t Have”

by Goldy — Tuesday, 6/10/14, 8:05 am

By a 5-4 vote yesterday afternoon, the King County Council voted to adopt a Metro funding plan that would implement the first round of scheduled cuts in September, but would defer adopting further cuts in the hope that increased sales tax revenues, higher fares, transfers from capital funds, and additional savings could close the gap. King County Executive Dow Constantine immediately vetoed the plan:

“We need a reliable way to pay for bus service – but until then, we shouldn’t spend money we don’t have, we shouldn’t use one-time money to pay ongoing expenses, and decisions to save or cut service should be based on objective criteria and data, not on politics,” said Executive Constantine. “This ordinance falls short on all counts. I must respectfully veto this legislation, and ask that the Council keep working on a solution that is responsible and sustainable.”

Council member Rod Dembowski spearheaded the plan along with the four suburban Republicans, and no doubt his intentions are pure. His objective is to avoid unnecessary pain. The problem is, without substantial additional revenue, much of the pain will be unavoidable. And by putting off the decision as long as possible, we risk lulling voters and Metro riders into a state of complacency.

The anti-Prop 1 folks like to promote this meme that new revenue is unnecessary—that if Metro just tightens its belt a bit, everything will be okay. For example, yesterday the Seattle Times editorial board urged Metro to “begin the hard work of reforming the agency,” once again ignoring the fact that in response to collapsing revenue and a state performance audit, Metro has implemented substantial reforms that achieved hundreds of millions of dollars in long term cost savings.

The Demobowski plan, unfortunately, just feeds into this fiction that Metro has a spending problem, not a revenue one.

The other Democrats on the council proposed an alternative plan that would have adopted the proposed cuts, phased in over the next year and a half or so, but would have also given Constantine the flexibility to delay cuts if revenues rebound or cost savings materialize. That seems like a more responsible approach to long term planning, and a more realistic presentation to the public of what most likely lies in store.

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Statement from Carl Ballard on “Statement from Rep. Jay Rodne on governor’s decision to suspend death penalty”

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 2/17/14, 5:59 pm

Ostensibly small government representative Jay Rodne is still in favor of the state being able to put a needle into someone’s arm and put enough poison in them to take their life. You know, small government. Smallity small small. He’s angry enough to have a press release. Sorry this is a bit old.

Gov. Jay Inslee today announced he was suspending the death penalty in Washington state for as long as he is in office. In the wake of this announcement, Rep. Jay Rodne, R-Snoqualmie and lead Republican on the House Judiciary Committee, issued the following statement:

There has to be a more effective way of saying “cruel and lacking any political power” than “lead Republican on the House Judiciary Committee” but I don’t know what it is. Maybe just “powerless asshole.”

“The governor’s decision is a distraction from the issues that people care about the most. It also seems very political – at the expense of victims of violent crimes and their families. This must be a difficult day for these families as they are confronted with the reality that the governor cares more about a few convicted killers than justice for their loved ones. It’s unfortunate and prolongs the closure they deserve.”

It’s a distraction to even talk about it says the press release about it. And you know, I haven’t seen any polling on Washington and the death penalty, but I’m guessing the political thing to do would have been keeping it.

Also, what kind of a dickbag can write “the governor cares more about a few convicted killers than justice for their loved ones”? Seriously, is Jay Inslee making sure that victims of crimes are locked up for life? Because that’s what he’s doing with the killers. Unlike Representative Rodne, I won’t pretend to speak for all victims of crime or pretend they’re a monolith. However they feel about Inslee’s decision is the right way for them to feel. But to pretend that the state isn’t doing anything for them because the state hasn’t killed their killers is just so spectacularly dishonest, that I don’t know what to do with it.

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Sequester brings out Republicans’ inner socialist: II

by Darryl — Friday, 3/29/13, 3:15 pm

Radical reality-denying rightist Congressman Steve “Never Heard of Anyone Getting Pregnant by Statutory Rape” King (R-IA-4) was recently on a call-in talk show and had this conversation:

CALLER: When I see the First Lady and the beautiful girls going off to the Bahamas waving goodbye to us, it’s really hard to stomach. When we’re tightening our belts, either all of us should do it or none of us should do it. This, I am pretty tolerant, I always have been, I usually shut my mouth. This is not acceptable.

KING: Carla, you’re on point and on the mark all the way through. […] You’re right on the president. He needs to show some austerity himself. Instead he wanted to tell America how bad it was going to be. […] We’ve got the president doing these things. He sent the daughters to spring break in Mexico a year ago. That was at our expense, too. And now to the Bahamas at one of the most expensive places there. That is the wrong image to be coming out of the White House.

A couple of corrections for the underformed nutburger of a Congressman. First, Obama did not “send his daughters to spring break in Mexico.” One daughter (Malia) was allowed to…

…join a school trip to Oaxaca [, Mexico], where students volunteered at an orphanage, visited archaeological sites and sipped vanilla milkshakes on the honey-colored town plaza.

The school has done such trips for years.

Second, the Obamas pay for their own vacations and school field trips. The government pays for security, as it should. And notice that King isn’t complaining about that—for good reason. Imagine the PR disaster he would endure should any member of the First Family get hurt.

King believes Obama “needs to show some austerity himself” because he was telling “America how bad it was going to be.” Obama has pointed out how the sequestration cuts will hurt Americans, but so have a bunch of Republicans Congresscritters—you know, the the ones whining about losing tax payer-funded economic subsidies to their districts.

How odd that King’s calls for Obama to show austerity.

Obama makes a fair amount of money. He is wealthier than most Americans. Oh…and he is the leader of the free fucking world. He certainly has the money (and credit line) to allow his child to go on a school trip to Mexico, or to send his family on the occasional vacation, like the trip to the Bahamas.

So what’s gotten up Rep. King’s ass that makes him think that the President shouldn’t use his own money how he wants to use it? Isn’t that the American way?

You know who would agree with King that Obama should renounce the trappings of wealth and live the life of a commoner?

Karl Marx.

Once again, I call upon the major newspapers of this country to investigate these members of Congress to find out if they are pro-America or FUCKING SOCIALISTS!

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BEST of HA: Goldy’s Adventures in Muniland

by Goldy — Thursday, 1/13/11, 9:30 am

[In a fit of nostalgia (and laziness), I’m marking my remaining days here on HA by posting links to some of my favorite and most influential posts. If you have favorites you’d like to see, please let me know.]

04/25/2008: Goldy’s Adventures in Muniland

I crashed the Municipal League’s 2008 Civic Awards last night at the Olympic Sculpture Park, where my friend and colleague David Postman was being honored for “Governmental News Reporting of the Year.” Knowing that Postman’s bosses at the Seattle Times had forbade him from accepting the award in person so as not to compromise his impartiality—and unencumbered by these (or any) ethical burdens of my own—I realized that there must be an unused name tag at the registration table with at least half my name on it… and sure enough I managed to sign in as Postman, no questions asked.

His “Honoree” name tag firmly pinned to my lapel and a surfeit of free drink tickets in hand, I strolled into the PACCAR Pavilion determined to do Postman proud by mingling with our city’s power elite on his behalf. As it turned out, I would need the drink tickets.

I don’t do nearly enough straight satire here on HA, but this was certainly one of my best. Read the whole thing.

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Don’t Worry About the Polls, Change Them

by Carl Ballard — Tuesday, 8/3/10, 8:42 pm

When I see bad, or for that matter good, polls I can’t be too worked up. Of course I prefer the Democrat up, and up by a lot. And of course I’d prefer the generic ballot look better. But I’m not staring into the abyss, because the Democrats aren’t in the same place as the Mariners.

Believe me, as a Mariners fan, I’ve slogged through some terrible seasons without being able to change anything. A few years ago at the end of a bear of a season when Seattle and Texas were long eliminated, I was sitting in the first row of an outfield seat. Right in front of me, a Mariner’s popup came near the warning track, and the Ranger’s right fielder went into a dive for the ball. “I got it, I got it!” I yelled, and the Ranger dropped the ball. While I like to think I made him drop it, the truth is he probably just bobbled it because he was an AAA call up without much Major League experience. That’s the closest I’ve come to changing anything on the field.

But it’s often said that politics isn’t a spectator sport. And this year as every year, I’m not going to just sit and watch. I’ve worked the phones, donated, and knocked on doors for candidates I believe in, and will continue through November.

And that’s where the next few months for the D’s can be a lot better than the next few months for the M’s. There are enough fine candidates that we can all make a difference. I don’t know what the polls show for DelBene, but I’ll be making calls and knocking on doors for her. Same with Patty Murray (the poll Goldy cited earlier aside). Those of you who live south of here can do the same for Heck.

If you aren’t inspired by those people, there are plenty of state and local races and initiative campaigns. If you don’t like to talk to strangers about politics, they can all use money. They can all use letters to the editor. They can all use you mentioning them on Facebook and Twitter. They can all use you talking to friends and putting up yard signs. All of those things will change the facts, and matter more than what you see in polls.

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RE: WA should follow CA’s lead, and put pot legalization on the ballot

by Lee — Saturday, 1/30/10, 3:57 pm

As a follow-up to Goldy’s post below, there’s already a group organizing an initiative for Washington. It’s called Sensible Washington and they expect to release the final wording of their initiative and begin signature gathering by March 1. Their initiative is not expected to specify the state liquor stores as the distributors, but will only legalize possession for adults. The state would then be on the hook for setting up regulations for where and how it can be sold.

One of the concerns of legalization advocates (both Goldy and I share this concern) is that there won’t be enough money to collect the necessary signatures. As the top post at Sensible Washington points out, PayPal has a history of freezing the accounts of drug law reform groups, and banks won’t work with them. I’d be curious to know how much of this results from archaic rules and misconceptions about drug law reform, and how much comes from potential crackdowns from the federal government. As for Paypal, one clue might be that one of its founders considers the era of alcohol prohibition as the last great era of American politics (I guess that makes him a libertarian).

So for now, they’re taking mail-in donations before a volunteer army of signature gatherers hit the ground across the state to put this initiative on the ballot. There’s certainly enthusiasm for drug law reform right now, but no one is really sure whether it will be enough to qualify. I guess we’re about to find out.

UPDATE (Goldy):
As an followup to Lee’s followup, Sensible Washington’s account of their difficulties in securing credit card processing is worth a read.
On the one hand, if millionaire investment banker Michael Dunmire wants an initiative on the ballot, he just writes Tim Eyman a check; on the other hand, if a group of grassroots activists wants to raise money online from small contributors, the banks won’t give them a merchant account, out of fear of I don’t know what.

So much for “direct democracy.”

That said, I emailed the folks at Sensible Washington earlier today to suggest that they set up an account with ActBlue, the same progressive online fundraising site through which we collectively raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for Darcy Burner. ActBlue is now set up to handle state legislative and initiative campaigns in Washington state, in addition to federal races, a feature that R-71 made good use of last year.

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Guest Post, Sen. Ed Murray: 520 bridge replacement project rife with opportunities (let’s seize them)

by Sen. Ed Murray — Wednesday, 1/6/10, 2:16 pm

The 520 bridge replacement project is more than another transportation project.

It is an opportunity to build healthy places to live, work, and play that our region won’t see again for at least another half century.

It is an opportunity to be good stewards of the environment and to address climate change.

It is an opportunity for our many local communities to come together and act as a region.

It is an opportunity for us to determine what kind of city we want and the quality of life of our neighborhoods.

It is an opportunity for our state to offer a vision of transportation for the 21st Century and not just building roads like its 1959.

Finally it is again an opportunity to move our transportation system forward.

It will take leadership to bring together all the many points of view on how to best move forward on transportation. But we have done it before.

During my time as Chair of the House Transportation Committee, working with my Republican and Democratic counterparts in both the House and the Senate, we passed fourteen and half cents in gas taxes by bringing road and transit advocates from the east and west side together.

(I point out the fact that I worked to pass the largest financing package for roads in our state’s history only to preempt the pigeonholing of my perspective here as that of another Seattle Democrat transit advocate.)

It will take leadership from the environmental community to get transit right. Transportation remains the single largest contributor to global warming in Washington State – over half our greenhouse emissions come from vehicles. The 520 bridge project offers a real opportunity to build a transportation structure of the future that contributes to the solution.

Neither the legislation authorizing the new 520 bridge, nor any of the current designs, integrate transit into the design or planning of the project. Nor is there any financing mechanism for new transit in the corridor, particularly for high capacity transit. The name alone — “The 520 Bridge and HOV Replacement Project” – is proof that again we are building a road to move cars, and not a transportation corridor to move people and goods. The current plan amounts to placing existing buses onto new HOV lanes to share with cars. Glaringly, it lacks a streamlined connection for transit riders between the north/south transit corridor at new Sound Transit Station at Montlake and any future transit riders moving east/west from the new 520.

It will take leadership from the City to bring neighborhoods that currently disagree amongst themselves together. Far more people live and work near the 520 bridges then the Viaduct. The City should use the model it developed during the creation of urban villages to approach the project in a comprehensive manner. It should put the Departments of Planning, Neighborhoods, and Transportation on the ground and bring together neighborhoods that are currently divided, creating an all-neighborhoods comprehensive mitigation and transportation plan. It is impossible for the Seattle legislators to support a city position when one is lacking.

It will take leadership on the part of the county to bring urban and suburban interests together. The county with the new leadership of Dow Constantine from Seattle and Fred Jarrett from the east side of Lake Washington is uniquely positioned to bring both sides of the lake together and act as a region. The state should consider allowing the County to assume all coordination for planning and financing for a new 520 and I-90 corridor transportation authority.

It will take leadership in the Legislature to address the fact that the current financial plan is unattainable. During the negotiations to pass the nine-and-a-half-cent gas tax east of the lake, legislators insisted on moving $1.5 billion out of 520 and applying it to I-405. Now we have a shortfall. The solution is to toll I-90 in addition to 520, and committing toll revenues to the construction, maintenance and operations of the bridge and of transit.

If we fail to come together as a region on a project that is crucial to our economic future, I believe we will destroy the coalition that moved our transportation system forward and return again to the defeats we suffered in years past.

We have succeeded in the past and we can do it again. Let’s capitalize on the many unique opportunities we face. Let’s move our transportation system forward.

— Sen. Ed Murray

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“…but he can’t hide his George Bush record”

by William — Friday, 7/18/08, 12:28 pm

Gov. Gregoire has a diary up at Daily Kos right now. Here’s a slice:

Why are they attacking me so early? Because they know there is something happening in our country – people are hungry for a new direction, away from the Bush Administration.

They are so aware of this fact that my opponent filed as a member of the “GOP Party,” hiding the fact that he is a Republican. And what is on my opponent’s website? The word “Change” in the largest font you have ever seen.

We all know that voters are desperate for change in our nation, ready to turn around the failed policies of the Bush Administration. But voters are smart. They know the kind of change they are looking for.

Republican Dino Rossi can spend millions on attacks, pretend he isn’t a Republican and even give lip service to change, but he can’t hide his George Bush record.

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Time to give Rossi’s $15.5 billion $50 billion fantasy the Roads and Transit treatment

by William — Wednesday, 4/16/08, 2:49 pm

Remember all those funny acronyms from last fall’s mainstream media coverage of the Roads and Transit campaign? YOE, for year of expenditure was a favorite of many of Seattle’s newspaper writers and columnists. They were fixated (examples here, here, and here) on slapping the Roads and Transit plan with as high a price tag as they could by including inflation into the total price tag of the plan, not just the price tag in current year dollars. By doing so, they held the Roads and Transit plan to a standard never before seen for a tax measure or capital construction program in our region.

Yesterday Dino Rossi released his transportation fantasy and said it would cost $15.5 billion in 2007 dollars. Keep in mind, that’s in last year’s dollars.

I have done a little bit of “back of the envelope” math (you know the kind that Rossi’s Republican, anti-light rail pals did when they fed the media their scary cost numbers on Prop 1) and the results I get are staggering. Rossi’s $15.5 billion plan, when you account for 4 percent annual inflation over a 30 year construction schedule, suddenly balloons to $50 billion dollars. And this doesn’t even include the interest on the bonds that would be needed to finance all of Rossi’s made up project cost estimates. So we would have to add all of the interest payments to the $50 billion number to get the true cost, well at least according to our friends in the “traditional media.”

You can do the math yourself with this handy little inflation calculator.

UPDATE [Lee]: This part from a post by Martin at the Seattle Transit Blog made me laugh:

So I looked to Dino Rossi’s Transportation Plan with hope and anticipation. I shouldn’t have. This document was first sent to me by a Gregoire operative; when your own campaign literature is being gleefully distributed by the other side, that’s a bad sign.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/21/26, 4:13 pm

DLBottleLooking for something to do on this fine summer evening? Consider stopping by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a serving of inspired conversation and good cheer. Oh…and a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/17/26, 4:26 pm

JoJoFromJerz: Wake the fuck up before it is too late

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Am Proud to Be American (An Anthem for our Time) ♬

The Von Shitzenpantz Debacle:

  • Paula Poundstone: The Dotard wanted a $250 bill with his face on it
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s “Find 11,780 Votes” ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s MAGA crime money plot HALTED. The IRS deal is BLOCKED
  • Jen Psaki: Breaking down the truth about Трамп’s election speech
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gives medical assessment of Graham’s death and backs down on Strait of Hormuz toll
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s “demented” speech showed how ready he is to interfere in the election
  • Ike Barinholtz (for Jimmy Kimmel): Трамп’s new war with Iran, Lindsey Graham’s sister replacing him & exclusive with Gov Gavin Newsom
  • Unsourced News: 60 Seconds—Трамп’s corruption
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Speed of Dumbness ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп caught in spiral as his opposition grows
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—Dotard Трамп’s a Communist! ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Political memes you need to see
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s Air Force One excuses get trolled
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп vows to defeat the Islamic Republic of Japan? ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: The Dotard’s building a 250-foot arch to himself
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Summertime—Трамп Edition ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Everything Трамп Touches Dies ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Is America great again yet?
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп embarrassed by another leak, freaks out on New York Times for sources
  • Paula Poundstone: The Dotard’s Kennedy Center is already rusting
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls Warnock & Ossoff fake Senators
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Teleprompter scandal, Hegseth’s weird testosterone fixation, Iran war escalates
  • Ike Barinholtz: Трамп to blame for explosive diarrhea outbreak #ТрампDiarrhea
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Reflections Of My Pool ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Lindsey Graham is dead, Трамп is confused…thinks Grim Reaper is after him!!!
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Presidential Pardon Polka ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s IndyCar Race, Lindsey Graham’s sis successor & toll war in Hormuz Strait
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Dotard Трамп is President AND First Lady! ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Former officials knock Трамп’s document dump
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп sued himself—and lost
  • Ike Barinholtz: Трамп’s primetime speech, Teleprompter gambling scandal & White House crack down on leaks

ONN: Last-ever global warming report released for posterity

Michael Kosta: America gets diarrhea, CDC has no money to help & Iran war budget explodes

Other Deplorables, Thieves, Sycophants and Grifters:

  • Seth Meyers: Catching up on three weeks of insane news from Iran to Graham to McConnell
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Darline ♬
  • John Leguizamo on SCOTUS’s birthright ruling & the right-wing freakout that ensued
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth’s Goin’ Down (for the testosterone count) ♬
  • The God Show: Трамп can’t stop DUNKING on dead friend
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ I Do Not Think That Word Means What They Think It Means ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Say Goodbye to Lindsey Graham ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп nominees struggle to avoid saying true things that would upset Трамп
  • LegalEagle: Don’t say ELON MUSK KILLED CHILDREN
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard praises Pete Hegseth’s testosterone plan
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Where is Mitch? ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ He’s a Mitch ♬
  • The Resistance: I Just Got Off The Phone With Mitch
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ McConnell is FINE. Trust Me ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Diarrhoeapocalypse ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Todd Blanch ♬
  • Ike Barinholtz (for Jimmy Kimmel): Трамп’s crazy eulogy for Graham, Mitch McConnell’s “proof of life” photo & explosive diarrhea!
  • Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline—Трамп curse edition
  • Forbes: ‘I’m now broke’—Meet the investors who lost billions buying Трамп stocks and crypto
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Everyone Knows It’s Lindsey ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Lindsey Graham Meets John McCain At Heaven’s Gate ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Bless His Heart ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Hegseth announces testosterone tests & Vance fixates on Biden’s ice cream licking
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Blanche confessed who he really serves when he said of Трамп “I’m his lawyer”
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Deep In The Heart Of Paxton ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Return to Senate ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Lindsay Graham in Hell ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: The internet’s most savage political memes
  • Jon Stewart: Lindsay Graham’s death & America’s geriatric political class

InfoWars: This is why Big Pharma is TERRIFIED of fish milk

LegalEagle: “She said” IS evidence

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/14/26, 5:02 pm

DLBottleIt is another fine summer evening, and a great time to get together with some friends and people of liberal persuasion. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for drinks and conversation. You’ll be glad you did.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/10/26, 6:34 pm

Steve Shives: A Common Sense Message from Thomas Paine for America’s 250th Birthday

The Resistance: ♫ Wide Awake ♬

Grifter-in-chief:

  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s Fourth of July was a disaster
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп secures status as historic laughing stock after hogging America 250 spotlight
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп makes a fool of himself with MENTAL STUMBLES at NATO meeting
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: JD Vance’s old accusation of Трамп being “cultural heroin” was on display this weekend
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’d LIKE to tell Трамп to go f…. ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп sleeps through the loudest fireworks show in American history
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп meddles in USA World Cup game & America’s 250th takes a nosedive
  • Steve Shives: Трамп announces creation of own Supreme Court:

  • Tiny Hands Productions: These political memes are too real….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Says that I’m a Communist! ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп wants his face on Mt. Rushmore
  • The Resistance: ♫ Deep State ♬
  • LegalEagle: I Followed The Money Behind Trump’s Freedom250 Grift…
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s (Perverse) Idea of America ♬
  • Unsourced News: 60 SECONDS—The World Cup
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s failed state fair is comedy gold
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп declares Iran ceasefire “over” & goes no-contact with Spain:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Indictment! (Lady Justice Laughs at the Lincoln Reflecting Pool Case) ♬
  • The God Show: Belgium MOCKS The Dotard with his dance
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard on giving $5 million to E Jean Carroll
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп asked Infantino to review Balogun’s red card
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and his Do-Nothing Party ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These memes about Трамп are INSANE

John D. Cundle: ♫ They Didn’t Give Us America—They Entrusted It To Us ♬

Parody Project: ♫ If We Don’t, Who Will? ♬

And the Subordinate Grifters, Liars, Nazis, Thieves, Toadies, and Child Molesters:

  • JoJoFromJerz: The blatant HYPOCRISY behind Republican “moral principles”
  • LegalEagle: SCOTUS says Трамп can fire everyone…except the Fed
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Kiss an Anus Good Mornin’ ♬
  • Infowars and The Onion: Exposing CIA secrets—Jeffrey Epstein, JFK, and September 9/11:

  • Jen Psaki: Texas GOP Senate candidate Paxton has been voting illegally, report suggests
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Confederacy of Losers ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Stephen Miller is impossible to draw ♬

Lawrence O’Donnell: Lesson of the Platner campaign—Always wait for the vetting

Jesse Welles: ♫ American Dreams ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/7/26, 4:59 pm

DLBottleOn this fine summer evening, the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be meeting over drinks and conversation. Have something political you want to discuss? Stop by and join the conversation.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the rear deck starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/3/26, 10:18 pm

Michele Norris with Barack Obama: The “long journey” and vision for the Obama Presidential Center

LegalEagle: SCOTUS barely upholds the Constitution

The Resistance: ♫ Drop It In The Mail ♬

Christopher Titus: The boogie man of socialism!

Jeffery Epstein’s Best Friend:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп claimed his State Fair was “packed”
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп’s disastrous week
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Fair Assessment (of Трамп’s Fair) ♬
  • Tiny Hands Productions: Memes roasting the internet
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Luck Be a Dictator ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Laughing All the Way to the Mid-Terms ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals his secret Supreme Court plan
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Algae Foam ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s 2nd Term of Chaos ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Трамп lost three times at the Supreme Court
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Трамп’s buried and gone waltz ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Gets Schooled by Lincoln’s Reflecting Pool ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Presidente Трампito sings, “Make Algae Great Again” ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to birthright citizenship
  • Tiny Hands Productions: These memes prove politics can be funny
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ He’s De-Mented! ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ E. Jean Shall Be Paid ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: Doctors say Трамп has dementia—It’s accelerating
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп vs The Constitution—Savage civics lesson ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ God Plans to Silence Трамп ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Трамп is the most corrupt President ever!
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s Reflecting Pool excuses get trolled
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Lincoln Memorial RIPS Трамп?! “It Ain’t Easy Being Green” ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Трамп and FIFA…what could go wrong
  • Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ No, Nay, Never (No Voter Suppression!) ♬
  • The Marsh Family: ♫ Scratches ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the Great American State Fair
  • Paula Poundstone: Everyone walked out of Трамп’s State Fair
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп rejects his own “greatest deal ever” ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s birthright argument is unhinged and racist
  • John Di Domenico: ♫ Algae in the Stream ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Ketchup on the Carpet ♬
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ The Plane I Gain Remains in My Domain ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ America 250—Grade-A Pea Judging ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals a new Declaration of Independence
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s plan to control elections just got blocked
  • Parody Project: ♫ Tariffs Lies and Scorn ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Mirror—Waste, Fraud & Abuse Exposed ♬
  • Robert Reich: The founding fathers were quite clear
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—King of Destruction ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Roosevelt vs Трамп—Savage Civics Lesson ♬

The Onion: America—Birth of a nation

John Oliver: Redistricting

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The (Unofficial) ANTIFA Marching Song ♬

The Daily Show celebrates 250 years of America, and maybe 250 more?

The worst of Homo sapiens:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Justice Samuel Alito ♬
  • Jen Psaki: How Трамп played his followers for “SUCKERS” and grabbed big bucks for himself
  • MAGA Country: ♫ Little Marco (Sitcom Edition) ♬:

  • JoJoFromJerz: Megyn Kelly can go FUCK herself!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Rotten, Republican S.O.B.s (Inspired by my dad) ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance goes to electric forest
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Ballard of Big Balls (live) ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп corruption makes fools of Supreme Court conservatives
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hey Трампers! Hey Losers! ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell reveals huge health news

thejuicemedia: : Honest government ad—Palantir

JoJoFromJerz: The MAGA money trail nobody’s talking about

The Resistance: ♫ We The People Still Means Us ♬

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