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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottlePlease join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets for an evening drinks, conversation and NH primary returns.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Look for us in the back room of the pub beginning about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? There are hundreds of chapters of Living Liberally, including dozens in Washington state, a bunch in Oregon and even a few in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

Open Thread Monday

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Big election coming up tomorrow. Could make a huge difference for years to come. Of course, I am talking about the King Conservation District. You can vote online for this one, so you can vote on the toilet. In fact, I will be disappointed in you if you don’t vote from the toilet.

I asked a couple environmentalists and they said Porter. So vote for Porter — while pooping — is the official Carl Ballard recommendation.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Seth Meyers: Paul Krugman explains why cutting taxes for the wealthy doesn’t work

Roy Wood, Jr.: The 2020 State of Black Shit Address.

Samantha Bee: The art of health care haggling.

The Dotard Трамп and His Fellow Thieves, Philanderers, and Traitors:

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Now This: How Trayvon Martin’s death led to Black Lives Matter.

The Daily Show: American democracy is going great

AJ+: Why are there so few Black farmers in the U.S.?

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

SNL Weekend Update: Dr. Angie Hynes on Black History Month.

Samantha Bee: Dental care IS health care.

Now This: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shares her experience with poverty.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Open Thread: The Dotard’s Last State of the Union Address

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The Dotard is in the middle of an impeachment trial for abusing is office and obstructing Congress. Yet…here we are about to hear him tell us about the state of the U.S.A. Isn’t that a bit like having Harvey Weinstein deliver an address on the state of the American family?

6:03: I’m at the Roanoke watching the SOTU on CNN. “Трамп entering house chamber” sounds like The Dotard is in the midst of some kind of sexual assault.

6:07: The nutburgers are chanting “four more years!”, turning an official state function into a redneck campaign rally.

6:13: So far, just a bunch of slogans strung together with no real content.

6:24: Just 20 minutes in and Трамп is dipping his toes in xenophobia.

6:31: Good point…

6:31: “Space Force” is a brand new branch of the military except that it is largely a renamed sub-branch of the Air Force.

6:35: When is Трамп calling out Thomas Edison?

6:38: I think Трамп prefers that children go to a failing private school. (“I love the uneducated!”)

6:41: Quick…someone ask Трамп to name one historical Black college or university.

6:42: Трамп claims he will protect coverage for pre-existing conditions WHILE HE IS IN COURT TRYING TO GET RID OF COVERAGE FOR PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS!

6:44: Can someone please shout, “You Lie!”

6:46: A wall is being built? WHO PAID FOR IT!?!?!

6:51: I threw up in my mouth with this Rush Limbaugh bullshit. That dishonors everyone who has actually earned the metal.

6:54: Wait…I’m confused…is The Dotard claiming he is responsible for delivering a premature infant? Or is he just doing an “Amazing Facts” reality show?

6:59: Трамп spews bullshit about honoring law enforcement. I guess he means unless they are from the FBI.

7:14: …still waiting for The Dotard to boast about all he has done for Puerto Rico.

7:16: This is a reminder that Трамп is still on trial for abusing power and obstructing Congress. Why the fuck is he addressing Congress?

7:26: What a fucking whimp this Трамп is. He had to read everything from a teleprompter. I guess we can call him the teleprompter President.

7:55: SOTU in a nutshell: White supremacist takes credit for the accomplishments of a Black man.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for an evening of caucus-debriefing-State-of-the-Union-discussing-Impeachment-updating-and-other-stuff. Or…just relax over a pint.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Look for us in the back room of the pub beginning about 8pm. Or stop by early and catch the State of the Union at 6pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? There are hundreds of chapters of Living Liberally, including dozens in Washington state, a bunch in Oregon and even a few in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

Your Open Thread

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The caucus

The caucus

Does whatever the cock does!

Hangs around ’till you’re irate.

The second round is not as great.

Look out!

Iowa caucuses.

Obviously apologies to Spiderman, cocks, and rhyme schemes. And good luck to the candidates.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Trevor: Virginia ratifies the equal rights amendment.

Samantha Bee: Are Republicans being shadow banned? (No.)

The Dotard Трамп on Trial:

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Bill Maher: New Rule—Do the wrong thing.

Now This: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks about U.S. government spending on Puerto Rico.

Twenty-Twenty Vision:

Bruce Nelson: The Rigor Mortis Tortoise, a Mitch McConnell campaign song.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week.

Samantha Bee: Coronavirus is scary! CDC budget cuts make it scarier.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday Morning Open Thread

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Happy maybe last day of impeachment. I see people posting on Twitter that if he’s acquitted, President Trump will start believing that he’ll start feeling like he can do anything. But that’s false; Of course he has always operated like he can do anything and will continue as long as he’s in office. Impeachment showed who the Republicans are, and now it’s up to us to defeat them.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleIt’s Tuesday…and that means it’s Drinking Liberally night in Seattle. So please join us for an evening of politics under the influence at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. Look for us in the back room of the pub beginning about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? There are hundreds of chapters of Living Liberally, including dozens in Washington state, a bunch in Oregon and even a few in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

Open Thread Monday

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I realize that this is a long shot, but does anyone know where in Seattle you can watch the women’s FA Cup tournament matches? My team, Ipswich Town, are doing surprisingly well. They’re in the 4th tier of the Women’s FA but are down to the round of 16. It would be nice to see a full game rather than highlights.

A few years ago when the men’s team were in the semifinals of the FA Cup, it was on at some pubs. But this feels a bit tougher to find. I couldn’t figure out streaming it in the US, but maybe I missed something.

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