King County’s directive for mask wearing goes into effect on May 18. But if you can, please start wearing masks before that. You can help make the community safer.
As a Downtown resident, I find it somewhat amusing that “outdoors where social distancing is difficult” is district from “outdoors.” There are a lot of people outside regardless.
Anyway, please wash your hands right now.
Are you tired? I am. For the last few days, my neighbor’s alarm has been going off at 10:00 PM the last few days. It’s loud enough to keep me up. I knocked on her door over the weekend, but nobody came to the door. I know that she has family in the area, so she’s probably fine. Should I ask the super to check on it?
Anyway, go wash your hands right now.
The Daily Show: Tucker Carlson vs. Tucker Carlson, protest edition.
Jaboukie Young-White: Ending the ban on gay blood donors
Now This: Obama surprises teachers for national teacher appreciation week.
Jonathan Mann: Alex Jones will eat your leftist ass:
The Late Show: John Ratcliffe vs. Bear Inventor.
ТрампPlague:
Bill Maher: New Rule–Sex monster.
Joe Biden gives an address on the economy.
Jonathan Mann: Murder hornets.
Seth Meyers: Hey! Democrats praising George W. Bush.
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
Here is the list of King County parks and trails that are reopening today. If you’re using one be cool. Allow social distancing to work. Still wear a mask. Wash your hands.
And if you’re going out or not, wash your hands right now.
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It’s been some years since you’ve seen one of these election analyses here at HA. Given that Biden and Trump will almost certainly be the nominees of their parties, and given that there are more than 300 state head-to-head polls released, it is time to start these up again.
These analyses use state head-to-head polls and mimic the electoral college process as well as following the rules of each state on how electors are awarded in the state. Most states (and D.C.) use the rule “winner takes all,” but Maine and Nebraska allocates two electors to the state victor and the rest go by the vote of each congressional district.
There are a few states that have no polling yet. These are D.C. (not a state, but it gets three electors anyway), Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Louisiana, Nebraska, Oregon, Rhode Island, South Dakota, Vermont, and Wyoming. Clearly, these are not swing states. I’ve simply averaged the result from the past 4 elections and always award electors from the state that way. The results are exactly what you would expect–Illinois goes to Biden, South Dakota goes to Trump, etc. Interestingly, Nebraska’s 2nd CD just barely went for Obama in 2008, but NE-2 will be assigned to Trump in these analyses until we get polling that allows the state to be rolled into the simulations.
New polls come out almost daily, so I’ll post new analyses when I have time to collect polls, conduct the analyses, and post results.
So, how do these analyses work? I am using a statistical method called Monte Carlo analysis to, essentially, conduct mock elections in each state. The outcome of each state election is a probabilistic outcome that reflects the number of people polled recently in the state and the fraction of polled individuals saying they would vote for each candidate. Currently, I consider the last two months of polling as “current”, but that window will shrink as the pace of polling picks up. I usually do 100,000 mock elections to simulate what would happen if the election was held now. The FAQ has the details, although I need to update the FAQ for this election cycle.
Note that I do not claim these analyses predict the election outcome. Rather they reflect what we would expect for an election held now. It serves as something like the score in a basketball game. The half-time score only tells you who is leading. A lopsided score may give you an inkling of who will win, but it is just the half-time score. Watching a basketball game is far more interesting when you are allowed to know the score. Likewise, knowing the “score” in an election contest is much more interesting. In developing these analyses, I have tried to be scrupulously unbiased. If all the polls were to be flipped, Trump’s results would look like Biden’s, and Biden’s Trump’s.
Okay, so what would the outcome be if the election was held today? After 100,000 simulated elections, Biden wins every simulated election. Biden received (on average) 359 electoral votes to Trump’s 179 electoral votes. In an election held now, Biden would have a greater than 99.9% probability of winning and Trump would have a less than 0.01% probability of winning.
The long term trends in this race can be seen from a series of elections simulated every seven days using polls from 06-May-2019 to 06-May-2020, and including polls from the preceding two months. When the purple line is above the dashed line, it means Biden is expected to win. The red and green lines provide “confidence intervals”. For example, at each time point, there was a 95% chance that any simulated election fell between the green lines. If the lower green line dips down to touch the dashed line, it means Trump would have a 2.5% chance of winning.
Here is a plot showing the distribution of electoral votes [FAQ] that resulted from the 100,000 simulated elections for the analysis done today (essentially, a vertical slice from the previous graph at today’s date):
[There is much more, including state-by-state analyses below the fold….]
I don’t get the people who are rushing to reopen. The economy is awful and nobody is happy staying in. But suing to infect more of your constituents is just garbage. Like more death is good for the economy, somehow. Like if your employees all get sick and some die it’s a goo day at work. Like going to a restaurant or a bowling alley now would even be reasonable. Ugh.
Anyway, please wash your hands right now.
92 people in Washington dead of COVID-19 stinks. And yet it marks our first week down to double digits. Social distancing and hand washing and mask wearing have made a difference. It’s tougher to quantify how many people are still around because we did those things. But they are because you did.
So keep it up. Go wash your hands right now.
Trevor: Sen. Tammy Duckworth on supporting first responders
Lauren Mayer: We’d like to thank you, Mitch McConnell.
Bill Maher: Eric Holder on the 2020 elections
Samantha Bee: Why we need to save the Postal Service.
Vox: How voting by mail could save the US election.
ТрампPlague:
Stephen: How do Democrats win in the midwest? Sen. Amy Klobuchar & Mayor Pete Buttigieg weigh in.
Bill Maher: 24 things you don’t know about Joe Biden.
Trevor: PPP loans sapped by big businesses.
Samantha Bee: Trying to keep up with Kamala Harris
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
Can’t wait to eat food processed by COVID-19 positive employees. Mmmm.
Obviously the safety of the workers is the most important thing. 56 is a lot of cases and if work isn’t safe for them it shouldn’t happen.
Anyway, wash your hands right now.
I forgot who, but someone said that shopping online at Pike Place Market was easy. It was not. At least for me. Each store had its own website or you had to call. Some places you still had to go in to. Still, it was good to have much of it done ahead of time.
Well it finally happened: My hair is ridiculous. Can’t part it. Can’t slick it back. Just a big lump on my head. Swooping. I have had it long before, but this intermediate stuff is probably going to last a while. So I am sorry coworkers, friends and family. You’re stuck looking at this on Zoom for a while.
Anyway, everyone wash your hands right now.
Late Night Storytelling: The first annual Democratic Candidate Pageant.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo has some numbers to share with #MoscowMitch.
Bill Maher chats with Rep. Nancy Pelosi.
Jonathan Mann: Hello, my name is David Brooks.
SNL: Earth Day sketches.
Buzzfeed: Eight things you can do about climate change now.
ТрампPlague:
Robert Reich: The solutions to the climate crisis no one is talking about.
Bill Maher: New Rule—America’s wet markets.
@Winlar says, “Fuck Twitter”.
James Corden: Vice President Joe Biden is finalizing his 2020 run
Roll Call: A masked edition of Congressional hits and misses of the week.
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
I have not been exercising nearly enough in the stay at home times. So I tried going for a walk in the morning. It was fine. Fewer people are out at 7:00 and I hopped right in the shower after the walk was over. Um, but I forgot to do this post until a couple minutes before work started. So here’s a lunch break post instead of a morning one.
Please wash your hands right now.
I am glad to see that Governor Inslee has put forward a path to reopening the state and that it is very gradual. Until there’s a vaccine or much more widespread testing, we’re not going to be able to do a lot of things. I am not sure how much I would want to do elective surgery right now, but I guess if people are taking precautions it’s probably fine? Maybe if you’re in pain or there are down the road consequences it changes the equation.
In any case wash your hands right now.
Were you at the let us get sick rally? If so, you might just get sick. I am a bit worried that even mentioning these jerks will give them oxygen. But still. If you can’t social distance and wear a mask at the I am ready to go out rally, imagine how horrible it will be when the cameras are off. These fuckers aren’t ready for an evening stroll.
Anyway, wash your hands right now.
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