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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Stephen: Climate Changed—Is the sun god angry at us?

Keith Olbermann: THE NYC wildfire smoke and acrid smell. It’s from the NORTHWEST fires!

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Idiots, Con-artists, Liars and Thieves That Constitute the Modern G.O.P.:

Robert Reich: Imagine a world where workers have power

The Daily Show: Why is Arizona so fucking weird?

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Jonathan Mann: ♫ That’s a penis not a spaceship ♬

This Week in ТрампPlague:

Legal Eagle: How to remember the prohibition amendments

Now This: Panic over critical race theory explained by Judd Legum

The Late Show: And now for your weather update… Everything’s on fire or underwater

Ali Velshi: Now is the time to protect the right to vote

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    It’s a shame with all the vaccine propaganda, all the progress towards re-opening is now at risk.

  3. 3

    You ever see anyone with a tee-shirt with an American flag on it and the words “God and Country” beneath.

    Yeah. Says alot.

    Here’s one better for them

    Put the American flag on a tee-shirt and beneath the flag add the words “God Bless the Vaccinated”……Oh the FuckHumps will go out of their mind. They’ll probably insist that you take it off.

  4. 4

    Heres another

    American flag tee-shirt with the words

    “American built not to collapse and kill you!”

    Them snowflakes would get so hurt….they’d continue to try to own you.

  5. 5

    1,
    Death-sewer states like Florida notwithstanding, I think there may be a whole metric shit-ton of companies and institutions that just aren’t going to put up with it.

    Yet with Delta burning through the population like a prairie fire they only have one other option: vaccine mandates.

    It won’t be “the government”, forcing it on them. It’ll be private companies, events, and institutions. There’s just too much money at stake.

  6. 6

    @5 business must be skyrocketing there(sarcasm). I bet the business’ are counting thier future profits.

    They dig out dead bodies beneath collapsing buildings. As well as digging up to bury dead bodies.

    Corporations will be running for the hills.

    Own them libs!

  11. 11

    GQP Republicans. If they’re not dying of Covid, they’re devouring each other.

    Goes to explain why the traitor Doctor Dumbfuck insists on sharing his bizarre dream-world election outcomes with us, spiking the ball in victory as though his delusions are reality for the rest of us. Sad!

    Marjorie Taylor Greene angrily accuses Mitch McConnell of ‘dirty politics’ after Trump pal accused of death threats

    God bless America, our beloved president, VP Kamala, Raw Story and Gman!

  12. 12

    5)Even after the mask mandate on transit is relaxed, I’ll probably still wear one. Especially now that Metro and ST have opened up all seats and riders are returning, even on LINK.

  13. 13

    11)McConnell only cares about running the show, whether he is minority or majority leader.

  14. 14

    @12 I’m not sure if it is still required, but 90% of people are wearing their masks on NYC Subway system.

  16. 16

    14)Read on Facebook, Trinity Metro in Fort Worth is relaxing it, for facilities. Buses and Trains still required.

  17. 17

    Three polls released this week, including Gallup’s, had Biden’s approval rating no higher than 50%.

    Biden Approval Drops to 50%, Lowest for Him to Date

    Because Republicans have been unlikely to support him from the beginning of his presidency, changes in his approval are likely to come from Democrats’ and independents’ evaluations of him.

    He’s below 50% with independents. I guess they don’t like Biden’s ice cream flavor choices.

    Isn’t that right. Moobs McScrote.

  18. 18

    The weekend has started off well for renowned cop-hating racist Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Clark County sheriff’s deputy killed in Vancouver

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, you POS, this is what happens when liberals arm. How proud you must be.

  20. 20

    Three polls released this week, including Gallup’s, had Biden’s approval rating no higher than 50%.

    And the black guy was going to lose to the man “who understands [vulture] capitalism”…

    Instead it was no contest between a black guy and a used car salesman who apologized for picking on a “gay” kid..

    HE APOLOGIZED and the “patriots” stayed home.

    yawwwnnn…

  21. 21

    Pennsylvania state legislator got caught with her fat fingers in the taxpayers’ cookie jar.

    HARRISBURG—Pennsylvania Attorney General Josh Shapiro today announced charges against State Representative Margo Davidson for stealing from the Commonwealth by filing fraudulent overnight per diem requests and various expenses through the State House Comptroller’s Office as well as hindering a state prosecution. She resigned from her position and accepted responsibility today.

    The Grand Jury found that Margo Davidson, 58, requested overnight expenses for nights she did not spend in Harrisburg, and received personal reimbursements from the Commonwealth for expenses that had been paid for by her campaign. The Representative has also been charged with Election Code violations arising from failure to report campaign finance information, as well as soliciting a witness to lie during the course of the investigation.

    Or course she’s a Democrat. From her Twitter bio:

    1st woman, 1st African-American & 1st Democrat to Rep the seat

    Which makes her 1st woman, 1st African-American & 1st Democrat to loot the seat. I hope.

    One would think her office would have thought to do something about access to her Twitter page by now.

  24. 24

    This guy got it from G-clown.

    A Florida man who had sex with multiple women without telling them he was HIV-positive has been sentenced to two years in prison.

    At least two of the women were diagnosed with HIV after dating the man.

    Gentry Burns, 27, of Port Orange pleaded no contest Thursday to one count of uninformed HIV-infected sexual intercourse.

    G-clown always discloses his positive HIV status to the strangers who do him bareback in that greasy alley behind the bar. So don’t blame im.

  27. 27

    @24 where would you like me to send my last, I don’t know, 5 years of testing status?

    By the way, What’s my AGI?

    You shouldn’t let people trigger you like that….is it due to your drinking?

  31. 31

    @24 and just because I have many years of testing doesn’t mean I am having as much sex as you and…..well whomever. It’s a rquirement to test every 3 months if you are on PrEP, regardless if you had any sex or not. Responsible people do the right thing, unlike treasonous traitors that toss flag pole spears and Fire Exitnquishers at LEO and bust down the US Capital and vandalize it. A doctor will not or should not prescribe the medicine without following that protocol. Matter of fact, the pharmacy will not ship any medication without the blood test. See responsible people do responsible things.

    Now do the white guy with the beer belly in a wife beater shirt – you cousins. Vaccine please.

    God Bless those that have the Vaccine.

  33. 33

    @32 I suspect the girlfriend did it…..he pretty much didn’t have any testicles to begin with.

  35. 35

    Was just looking at the September 2021 edition of TRAINS Magazine and the cover story is the latest in the saga of the TALGOs. WSDoT used the reduced schedule due to the Pandemic as the pretext to pull and scrap the Talgo 6s. Regular Horizon coaches are filling in as the schedule is restored until the new Siemens Venture trains enter service.

    The proposal to use the Wisconsin TALGOs fell through when WSDoT wouldn’t accept any of the deals TALGO offered. Turns out, in 1999, WSDoT and TALGO signed a 20 year maintenance contract, that has now expired, The current proposals TALGO offered were outside of WSDoTs budgetary resources. Personally, I think WSDoT should have reached a deal, as the Siemens sets, Amtrak promised WSDoT would get the first of this order, and so far they are keeping the previous CEOs alleged promise, but plans by Amtrak CEOs tend not to survive a change in CEOs.

  36. 36

    Enjoy this one-minute video of Hunter Biden having a conversation with his dead brother’s wife, whom he had been fucking, and smoking crack in the middle of it.

    OK, maybe it was meth and not crack. But it wasn’t Marlboro Light.

    We’re gonna see stuff like this leaked out piecemeal for the next three years.

    I especially liked the pause when Hallie finally asked, “Hello?” while Hunter was holding it in his lungs and couldn’t speak.

  37. 37

    I think they’ll withhold the video of Hunter Biden fucking Beau and Hallie Biden’s little boy until right before the 2024 DNC convention is held.

  39. 39

    Gallery patrons who spend $500,000 or more for a Hunter Biden-created piece will be given as part of the sales transaction a 30-minute audience with the artist, during which either

    1) the patron can smoke crack or meth with Hunter, sharing the artist’s personal pipe.

    2) Hunter will have penetrative anal sex with the patron’s minor boy or girl while patron observes. (Sorry, no transgender children can be substituted. The artist has standards, after all.)

  40. 40

    @36

    Thank you! Thank you for that display and cirque of heterosexual shenanigans. The breeding race has its issues, doesn’t it Bob. What a shame. Truly a shame that breeding will not save you and is only to your detriment.

    Thank You!

  42. 42

    @37, 39 that was needlessly nasty. You delight in punching down. I pity you. Fantasies like that will scar your soul. Get professional for your pedophile fantasies.

  43. 43

    Hunter Clearly Has Problems. As much as you try, hunter clearly is not the President. The sins of the son to not transfer to the father.

  45. 45

    @42

    He needs help for more than just pedophile fantasies. Add in misogyny, lgbtqia+, and anyone of color. His hate on gay sex is so telling, you know he is a closeted gay man: even his horse knows that.

    Bob is clearly a Republican, just an old and angry white man that has zero tolerance for anyone not just like him. The only real solution is time. Instead of changing his world view, he wants the world to change to his view. You can’t help those that don’t want to be helped.

  47. 47

    44 the pitiful greedy racist incel only sees Liberal failings. He will never apply his vemon to his tribe. Ever.
    45 truth.

  48. 48

    Get professional for your pedophile fantasies.

    He’s contemplating opening a pizza shop in a basement oneday.

  49. 49

    Kinzinger is now on the J6 investigation.
    New and improved with ZERO Trump and Double the bipartisanship.

  50. 50

    @21 “Or course she’s a Democrat.”

    That’s why she’s in trouble. Republicans circle the wagons when their members do it.

  51. 51

    I’m against gun control and look what it got me @18. Make up your friggin’ mind what you want.

  53. 53

    this is what happens when liberals arm. How proud you must be.

    He’s trying to forget about Jan 6th, and the Bundy Klan. He’s stocking up on Fire Extinguishers.

  54. 54

    A member of the Clark County Sheriff’s drug task force on a stakeout was killed by the guy he was watching, who was armed with a stolen gun.

    Based on who owns most of the guns in this country, statistical probably suggests the murder weapon wasn’t stolen from a liberal.

    Personally, I think it’s doc’s friends who are arming drug dealers and gang bangers.

  55. 55

    @32 Doc’s gonna defend this guy by saying he didn’t plan to use the stun gun on cops, he was gonna use it on Mike Pence.

  56. 56

    Saw Mount Rainier yesterday, from Federal Way, something missing from Timberline to about 12,000ft.

  59. 59

    57)Unfortunately our system doesn’t allow third parties and the D and R still have too much pull.

  60. 60

    58,
    It’s becoming a more common story. Somebody with access to rapid antigen testing gets a false positive, never experiences symptoms, refuses to adequately quarantine, and never obtains a follow up NAAT test in a healthcare setting to confirm. They conclude that they are “immune” and that the virus is “not a big deal”. They decline vaccination on that basis (and perhaps influenced by misinformation about vaccines).

    Then they resume normal life, return to in-person work/school/social and they become actually infected. Again they don’t adequately quarantine, because “why bother”? Of course the risk for such people of suffering a real infection and spreading it throughout their family and community now is much, much greater in certain states and communities.

    Let’s see now. Where is the Congressman from? Hmmmm…..

  61. 61

    https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/health/2021/07/23/tennessee-restart-vaccine-outreach-paused-amid-gop-pressure/8043482002/

    The Tennessee state government will resume all forms of vaccine outreach, with the narrow exception of social media posts aimed specifically at children, after halting many forms of advocacy this month in response to conservative pressure, the state’s top health official said Friday.

    Tennessee also faces a new “surge” of coronavirus that shows no signs of slowing, and deaths from the virus are expected to spike in coming weeks, the health official warned.

    Common sense prevails eventually.

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