Desi Lydic: Canada PM Carney friend-zones Трамп & real ID brings out the Karens
Vox: Why this red state made preschool free
The Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- SNL: Трамп executive orders
 - LegalEagle: Yes, this is Project 2025
 - J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is re-opening Alcatraz prison
 - Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Just so F-in’ Dumb ♬
 - Antonia Hylton: Трамп stares into “abyss” as trade war “morass” forces embarrassing concession
 - Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wants to be the next Pope, ruins Star Wars Day & targets Hollywood with new tariffs
 - Seth Meyers: New Pope criticized JD Vance & conclave upstages Трамп’s underwhelming U.K. trade deal
 - Christopher Titus: We need a lemon law for president!
 - John D. Cundle: ♫ How Many Lies Did Dotard Tell Today? ♬
 - Steve Shives: The Felon wants a birthday parade:
 - Desi Lydic: Трамп renames Persian Gulf, teases a “Big announcement” & loses another fighter jet
 - Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп talks to new Pope
 - J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to first American Pope
 - Stephen: No time for due process & The Dotard’s versus Biden’s economy & reopening Alcatraz & is Трамп a Sith Lord?
 - LegalEagle: The most corrupt presidential act in history
 - Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп reveals first trade agreement, MAGA nuts lose minds over new Pope & MTG’s dumb-assery
 - Seth Meyers: Carney tells Трамп Canada “Not for sale,” Трамп offends Catholics with AI Pope image
 - Jon Stewart: Трамп on upholding the Constitution: “I don’t know”
 - Tommy Campbell: The Dotard ridiculed for two dolls comment
 - ScaredKetchup: ♫ Pope Трамп—The Musical ♬
 - John Oliver: Трамп & deportations
 - SNL Weekend Update: Трамп shares AI-generated image of himself as Pope
 - Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s VERY BIG announcement and evil plan to defund NPR/PBS
 - Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—The Most Lawless President of All Time ♬
 - Steve Shives: Трамп orders map labels carved into surface of the earth
 - Randy Rainbow: Incompetent!:
 - LegalEagle: Lawyers beat Трамп in court! (For now…)
 - Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп makes Hollywood great again & Canadian Prime Minister shuts down becoming 51st state
 - Stephen and Rachel: How Трамп is consolidating power at the expense of the other branches of government
 - Jen Psaki: Why Трамп is a bystander to his own presidency
 - Michael Kosta: Transgender soldiers explain why Трамп’s military ban is bogus
 - Antonia Hylton: Трамп admin pushes extreme deportation powers amid constitutional crisis warnings
 - John D. Cundle: ♫ They’re Coming to Take Трамп Away — A Third Impeachment Anthem! ♬
 - Lawrence O’Donnell: Retreating on tariffs “confused illiterate clown” Трамп admits he’s too weak to do his job
 - Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—Трамп Vaporized by Falling Meteor ♬
 - J-L Cauvin: The Dotard renames “Mother Day”
 - Steve Shives: What Трамп-friendly journalism looks like
 - Tommy Campbell: Mark Carney says it to Трамп’s face
 - Seth Meyers: Трамп’s rant about dolls & strollers exposes MAGA’s hypocrisy on economy & health care
 
Jonathan Jensen: ♫ Lady Liberty’s Lament ♬
The Atlantic: How Hitler overcame the media in his rise to power
Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
Deplorables:
- ScaredKetchup: Inside the most BIZARRE political event of 2025—The MAGA pole dancing championship!
 - Lewis Black: Elon demands we have kids
 - Desi Lydic: First American Pope makes history and MAGA Catholics already have issues
 - Lauren Mayer: ♫ Losing Their Spine ♬:
 - Steve Shives: Most Трамп voters have no regrets—So FUCK ’em!
 - Knotheadusc: ♫ (Call it Gulf of) America ♬
 
Mother Jones: Why Maxwell Frost wants Democrats to “get caught fighting”
The Rabbit Hole with Jimmy Kimmel: The truth about 5G
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
