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• Your ballot was mailed out this week. Get your ballot postmarked or dropped off by November 4.
• Find your No Kings protest here. Tell me your favorite sign from past events in the comments.
• We really should stop building new roads until we get up to date on maintenance of existing ones.
• This article going through Lunarium’s tea list is a delight, even as a wet sider who has never been to Lunarium.
• I appreciate AG Brown’s proposed law to protect immigrant workers, here’s hoping the legislature picks it up in the next season.

• I don’t know who has Mayor Harrell’s ear to convince him that 10 foot AI screens are what the people want, but swing and a miss.

• I hope to see some of you at the No Kings rally on Saturday. Not sure if I’ll be at the one in Seattle or the suburban town where my parents live. I look forward to seeing your signs and at least a few inflatable animal costumes.
• Apparently Seattle government didn’t think taking money from education to pay for police was happening enough.
• Most of you probably don’t listen to Within the Wires, but now that it’s the last season, maybe here’s your chance.

Some say that the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is a sleeper cell for Antifa terrorists! We think of it as more of a drinking society for the promotion of open discussion and debate. Either way…it totally terrifies the kakistocrats, kleptocrats, and weak-kneed quislings. Stop by and join the fun!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

East Marginal Way is open once again. At least a bicycle path. Cars, tomorrow. I took the bike trail on Saturday, and it was nice with no cars, anyway.

Great review, Carl! Anything specific?

• The more connections the better, so this is nice to have. Seattle’s bike network is really filling out.
• Genuinely much nicer than the bike lane that was at grade before.
• East Marginal Way has a reputation as being a bit grimey. I don’t think this will fix that.
• It’s kind of narrow and there’s a fence on either side: I imagine it will feel more cramped when there are more bikes and you’re next to car traffic.
• With that fence, it means that people biking to jobs within that corridor will have to take the road. Also, presumably there are emergency response plans, but it doesn’t seem like the best place to have an accident that requires an ambulance.
• Jack Perry Park is the second best Port of Seattle park named after a Jack. But it’s still got great views and that stand of madronas is pretty neat. It’s somewhat more accessible now, so go check it out.

John Oliver: Presidential libraries

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• SNL: Pete Hegseth Cold Open
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to losing Nobel Peace Prize
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—The (actual) Enemy Within ♬
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s record on political violence, Vance rebuke & FBI facts
• LegalEagle: YouTube Capitulates to the Felon Von Shitzenpantz
• John D. Cundle: Why The Dotard didn’t (and will NEVER) win the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
• Chris Hayes: CONFIRMED Трамп accidentally posted DM to Bondi ordering prosecutions
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is less popular than Jimmy, rants about Osama bin Laden & wants his face on money
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ From Portland to Chicago ♬:

• Seth Meyers: Трамп blanks on Habeas Corpus & Pritzker hits back after Трамп’s jail threat
• Rachel Maddow: Judge spanks Трамп lawyer for trying to skate past block on National Guard to Oregon
• Brenna Perez: Little Stephen “SS” Miller (a.k.a. Peewee Hitler) tries to claim PLENARY authority
• Josh Johnson: Трамп brokers peace in the Middle East & declares war against Antifa in Portland?
• Christopher Titus: Ice Ice Lamely
• The Resistance: ♫ America Was Great Before You Showed Up ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s peace plan just saved the world
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп and cabinet watch their own invasion porn ♬
• Ali Velshi: We’re seeing a politically weak Трамп throw the authoritarian ketchup spaghetti at the wall
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Nobody Lies Bigger ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—American Scourge ♬
• Chris Hayes: Huh? Трамп gets second “yearly” physical in six months
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard indicts Letitia James
• Seth Meyers: Трамп-appointed judge rejects Трамп in Portland & Трамп flip-flops on shutdown layoffs
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп sends troops to Democrat-run cities, gets sued by QAnon Shaman & still stalling Epstein files
• Robert Reich: Is The Dotard losing it?
• Jimmy Kimmel: The felon Von Shitzenpantz REALLY wants Nobel Peace Prize and Marjorie Taylor Greene has had enough
• Christopher Titus: HITLER had a picture of HENRY FORD in his office! Sound familiar??:

• Lauren Mayer: ♫ Lie After Lie ♬
• JoJoFromJerz: No Nobel For The Dotard, womp womp
• Spitting Image: Трамп’s peace plan for the Middle East
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Jimmy’s More Popular Than the President ♬
• Dark Brandon: And The Nobel Peace Prize goes to……..NOT The Dotard
• Liberal Redneck: On Трамп deploying troops to US cities to protect ICE from antifa (or whatever)
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on Portland
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп’s a Fascist! ♬

The Resistance: ♫ Call Me Antifa—A Patriotic Protest Anthem for Freedom, Justice, and Love ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Deputies, Dipshits and Other Deplorables:

• Ross Childs: JD Vance tries Malört
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Questions about Speaker Mike Johnson ♬
• Stella Magz: The roast of Stephen Miller (a.k.a. Peewee Shitler)
• Josh Johnson: Трамп dodges Ghislaine Maxwell pardon question as Bondi stonewalls Senate
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s Just the Same Old Nonsense ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth’s Grooming Song (Groomer’s Delight) ♬
• Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show:

• Seth Meyers: What is The Dotard doing in a photo with Epstein?—Late Night White House press briefing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп has NOTHING to do with Epstein bday letter, Pam Bondi grilled & federal workers go unpaid
• Caitlin Speaks: Pete Hegseth’s book reads like a call for civil war
• Stella Magz: I do love MTG!
• The Onion investigates Jeffrey Epstein
• Jen Psaki: Report says Bondi was blindsided Letitia James indictment
• Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ There’s a Hole in Your Thinking ♬
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Release The Files (AI Taylor Swift and Gavin Newsom on Sax) ♬:

• Jen Psaki: Growing popularity of anti-Трамп protests prompts GOP smears and lies
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Fight Like a Girl (Protest Against Hegseth’s “Male Standard”) ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Paranoid Pete—Detecting Lies and Firing Guys ♬
• Stella Magz: Battle of Bad Bunny versus evil….
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Cockeyed Toady ♬

Matthew Cooke: How to boycott an invasion:

Total Shutshow:

• SNL Weekend Update: The government shut down
• Jen Psaki: Трамп may be too clueless to understand consequences of his shutdown
• Josh Johnson: Трамп dangles shutdown paychecks, FAA stretches thin & FBI looks for Amelia Earhart
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Epstein Shutdown’s Going Great! ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ I’m Not Leaving on a Jet Plane ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп shutdown causes flight delays & travel chaos and Bernie responds to Трамп’s barbs
• Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart makes the case for Dems holding the line in the Von Shitzenpantz shutdown warfare
• Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s shutdown backfires—Newsom trolls, Project 2025 exposed

Steve Shives: Congressional Democrats place “Bless This Mess” sign in front of U.S. Capitol

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Good morning you lovelies (and uggos). I re-download the WordPress app and the bullets look funny. Hope it comes out better, or I can find the settings to go back.

• All the construction on East Marginal Way is done and you can go bike without any cars… in this weather… for a few days.
• No uniformed cop at Garfield
• I also liked Hush season 1, if you haven’t listened to it. And I am excited about season 2.
• Food vouchers for WIC recipients in Seattle and King County during the shutdown.
• All this drama in the East Precinct could have been avoided by not giving the position this violent asshole.

I sometimes think back to my 20-year-old arguments with the local righties at (un)Sound Politics (by far the dominant political blog in WA state before HA kicked its ass), and I wonder: Is this what they wanted?

I mean, hey, Stefan and company, they won. Republicans control the House, the Senate, the White House, and the Supreme Court, and they are using that power to prosecute political enemies, kidnap immigrants (and immigrant-looking citizens if they choose to), send troops into peaceful cities, and threaten the arrest of Democrats who oppose them. Republicans are in the process of establishing a one-party authoritarian state.

So I kinda wish my old rivals were still around so that I could ask them if they are feeling any regrets about their contributions to the GOPer cause? Or is destroying the Constitution okay with them as long as they own the libs?

 

I guess I got out of the habit of making these things. Anyway, thanks to Washington being one of the West Coast vaccine states I was able to get my flu shot and COVID booster yesterday. I have got those shots at the same pharmacy, last year so maybe my insurance is on record with them. But! Nobody asked if it was up to date or anything like that. Go make an appointment of you aren’t vaccinated or boosted this year.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight. You are welcomed to stop by and join the conversation.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Look who’s back. Anyway…

Before the Viaduct was closed, there was an off ramp that I always said was the place I would die. Cars would not slow down enough for city traffic, let alone pedestrians. But in the shadow of the former Viaduct, there is a new place where I think I am going to die.

Specifically people taking an illegal right turn to the Coleman Dock. Between infrastructure clearly meant to indicate don’t turn and 2 signs, you have to be the worst kind of asshole driver to do it. And yet, all the damn time. I have seen so many close calls.

I don’t know if there’s a fix with infrastructure keeping people better separated from cars. Or cameras. Or emphasis patrols. But damn, it needs something.

And just to be clear: This isn’t a cars versus bikes and pedestrians thing. Most cars follow the signs and get there with the lights. People making the illegal right turn are cutting in line in front of them, as well as being dangerous.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• The Resistance: ♫ This song is not allowed! ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Breathtaking Inanity, Impressive Insanity ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Don’t Stop Mocking Him ♬
• Jimmy Kimmel (in Brooklyn): Трамп’s crucial release of Amelia Earhart files & JD Vance’s bullshit
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Lordy Lordy Lordy ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kimmel May Have Saved Democracy ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to new Taylor Swift album
• Caitlin Speaks: Трамп insults his own supporters…and they cheer
• LegalEagle: Трамп’s corrupt case against Comey is a trainwreck
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Trash Can of Freedom (Executive Privilege Blues) ♬
• The Late Show: A lifeline for easily-confused senior citizens
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Portland ♬:

• Ronny Chieng: Hegseth lectures “fat Generals” and Трамп threatens war against U.S. cities
• Jon Stewart: Трамп sends troops to Portland & shootings trigger left-right blame game
• Stephen: Трамп declares war pn Portland & Medbeds for all! & the weak case against James Comey
• Lawrence O’Donnell: We are clearly seeing madness pouring from the darkness of Трамп’s mind
• John Di Domenico: World leaders baffled by Трамп’s angry word salad at UN
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’ll Indict You! ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on Americans
• Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Felon Von Shitzenpantz AGAIN—Escalator outburst & new docs drop
• Jen Psaki: Трамп’s policies are devastating U.S. farmers
• Glenn Kirschner: Трамп’s speech to military leaders PROVES he’s dangerously unfit as Commander in Chief
• Seth Meyers: Трамп posts AI “med bed” conspiracy video & threatens to send troops to Portland
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Fake Accomplishments, Real Corruption ♬
• Punchline Presents: Трамп’s Jimmy Kimmel plan backfires
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s unlawful call for ‘war’ on citizens met with stony silence from generals
• Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ Fake Emergencies ♬
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to bad bunny Super Bowl news
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ It’s Project 2025 ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: How many flashes of insanity from a president should we tolerate?
• Stephen: Shutdown eve & Hegseth to America’s enemies, “FAFO” & Трамп to military brass, “fight the enemy within”
• John D. Cundle: ♫ The Great Offender ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Horrible or Just Nuts? ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ He Could Drive the Public Crazy ♬
• The Daily Show: Thaddeus Crowley digs up old laws to serve Трамп’s lawless whims
• Jen Psaki: Apparent degradation of Трамп’s mental state raises alarms
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Consistently Awful ♬
• The Late Show: How do we know if Трамп Rx drugs are safe?
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Barron Трамп with ladies

Vox: Why Nevada has so many ghost towns

Total Shutshow:

• Stephen: Трамп uses the shutdown to punish Dems & Vance claims he is having a good time & catching the A.I. bug
• Ronny Chieng: Трамп posts bizarre AI videos as government shuts down
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler plans a government shutdown
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Trump Shutdown ♬
• Seth Meyers: Трамп contradicts himself on shutdown blame, declares “war” on U.S. cities
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard crushes NYC over shutdown
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп posts racist A.I. video, government officially shuts down & Ted Cruz calls for unity
• Ronny Chieng: Shutdown sparks cringey meme war & Трамп punishes blue cities
• Stephen: ICE deportations continue amid government shutdown & Bernie says, “We won’t back down” & humiliating J.D. Vance
• J-L Cauvin: Mitch McConnell begs The Dotard to stop the government shutdown

The Late Show: The hottest military in the world

Late Night Host Commingle:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Stephen Colbert on finding out his show was canceled & Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Hegseth lecture generals about being fat and a visit from Gov Gavin Newsom & Seth Meyers!
• Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel shares the minute-by-minute details of finding out ABC was taking him off the air
• Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Guillermo toast “To good friends, great jobs and late night TV”
• Stephen: Jimmy Kimmel, “I never imagined that we’d ever have a President like this”
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп sending ICE to the Super Bowl, MAGA melts down over bad bunny & Jon Stewart surprises Jimmy
• Jimmy Kimmel: Josh Johnson on having identity stolen while on a date, hosting The Daily Show & living in Brooklyn

John D. Cundle: ♫ Punch a Higher Floor ♬

Dipshits, Dullards, and Deplorables:

• ScaredKetchup: Трамп Show 70—Pete Hegseth ‘fat troops’ Mike Johnson on Grindr & MORE
• Caitlin Speaks: Pete Hegseth EXPOSED—Drinking scandals, affairs & the power of his 3rd wife
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп & Hegseth—Single-File Warrior and Hair Gel Hero ♬
• Knotheadusc: ♫ Your MAGA Flag Won’t Get You Into Heaven Anymore ♬
• Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: An abuse cover-up to protect tax breaks more precious than children
• Christopher Titus: Pete Hegseth—Secretary of MANSCAPING!:

• Dark Brandon: Howard Lutnick calls Jeffery Epstein the greatest blackmailer of all time
• Stella Magz: Karo-lyin’ Leavitt is a liar and a fashion victim…pick a struggle!
• LegalEagle: The border czar definitely did not take a $50,000 bribe
• Chris Hayes: GOP “desperate” to stop Dem swearing-in to BURY Epstein vote
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Blood-Lust Pete ♬
• Jesse Welles: ♫ Tylenol ♬
• The Late Show: Sen. Ted Cruz—Stop attacking pedophiles!
• Francesca Fiorentini: The Creeps Of The Pronatalist Movement:

• Stella Magz: Pete Hegseth, the ultimate cornball….
• Lisandra Vazquez: 10/03/25 press briefing recap
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Pete Hegseth’s War Pigs ♬
• Liberal Redneck: Pete Hegseth pointlessly peacocks for American military leaders
• Seth Meyers: Mike Johnson confronted by dems over “unwell” Трамп; Трамп lied about Project 2025
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Pete Hegseth army knife
• Steve Shives: RFK Jr.—Autism detective in “The Acetaminophen Jungle”

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Marching Through Portland ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is getting together this evening for some great conversation, civil exchange of ideas, and probably some venting & ranting. You can be part of the fun…all while drink beer! Stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

John D. Cundle: ♫ MAGA Man ♬

Ross Childs: I was very nearly raptured!

Champnella: New Tylenol ad just dropped

How Jimmy Kimmel Almost Single-handedly Killed Saved Free Speech:

• political primate: Jesters ailenced—The death of satire and the farce of free speech
• J-L Cauvin: ♫ The Dotard reacts to Jimmy Kimmel’s return ♬
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Comedy trumps a dictator ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Can Dish it Out, But He Sure Can’t Take It ♬
• Ari Melber: Legal breakdown as Kimmel smashes records in return after Трамп censorship backfires
• Seth Meyers: Kimmel set to return amid backlash to Трамп’s censorship push & Трамп criticizes Bondi
• Marsh Family: ♫ Freedom of Speech ♬:

• Glenn Kirschner: Murder on the high seas—Трамп orders killings of Venezuelans in international waters
• John Oliver: Jimmy Kimmel & the FCC
• David Letterman and Jeffrey Goldberg on the future of free speech
• ScaredKetchup: ♫ Hakuna-MAGA-Tata The DARK SIDE of DISNEY ♬
• Jon Stewart: Jimmy Kimmel’s suspension was always about censorship (just ask the Felon Von Shitzenpantz)
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Only Does the Bidding of a Liar ♬
• Jason Johnson: Disney CAVES—Kimmel returns after massive revolt as MAGA fury looms
• Shirley Șerban: ♫ Censored Child O’ Mine? ♬:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel and the death of free speech
• Ari Melber: Kimmel returns! Disney picks free speech over caving to Трамп, reversing after revolt
• Ari Melber: How Kimmel BEAT Трамп’s ABC plot—Fighting, boycotts, artists, activists & consumers
• Tommy Campbell: Jimmy Kimmel suspended & Трамп mocked in UK & Gavin Newsom roasts Трамп
• John D. Cundle: ♫ Revenge of the Late-Night Comedians ♬
• Stephen: Kimmel returns & escalator investigator & should Трамп get a Nobel prize? & a dog registered to vote
• Knotheadusc: ♫ You Got To Fight For Your Right To Parody ♬:

• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ The Disney Plus Tango ♬
• Robert Reich: Why corporate media is bending the knee
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard makes Charlie Kirk eulogy about himself
• ScaredKetchup: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz welcomes back Kimmel at UN Assembly
• Jimmy Kimmel: He’s BACK, Bitches!

Rachel Maddow: Rachel Maddow’s full interview with Kamala Harris

ScaredKetchup: ♫ Eve of Obstruction—A Protest Song ♬:

Ross Childs: JD Vance hosts late night!!

The Ugly Reign of Jeffrey Epstein’s Former Best Friend, The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп knows Homan can’t survive if video of him with undercover FBI agents becomes public
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Primary Goal—Distract from The Epstein Files ♬
• Chris Hayes: The blind spot in Трамп’s breakneck power grab
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп threatens Jimmy Kimmel & ABC, escalator fiasco at the UN
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says U.N. “sabotaged” him after embarrassing escalator & teleprompter snafus
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard attacks ICE for being woke
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп blames autism on Tylenol. Meanwhile, Rapture time!
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Whiny-ass Little Bitch Addresses the U.N. ♬
• Lawrence O’Donnell: How can Democrats negotiate with Трамп, the “world’s most powerful man-baby?”
• Chris Hayes: Comey responds to Трамп indictment in new video—“Let’s have a trial”
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Farmers Are the Ones Getting Slaughtered ♬
• LegalEagle: Political prosecutions by a fucking idiot
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп distracts from Epstein files with escalator drama and wages war on Tylenol & TikTok
• Leslie Jones: on the dangers of Трамп memory-holing slavery from our museums
• Stephen: Triple sabotage at the U.N. & Biden responds to Трамп’s trolling & Hegseth says women can’t be warriors
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп targets broken escalator in off-the-rails UNGA speech
• Shirley Șerban: ♫ Edelweiss for Today—Epstein Files. A Sound of Music Challenge for Трамп ♬:

• ScaredKetchup: Did Трамп’s Biden portrait prank go too far?
• Timely Tunes for Troubled Times: ♫ Doctor Трамп’s Tylenol Blues ♬
• Stephen: Disney reinstates Jimmy Kimmel & the rapture is here & Трамп’s border Czar caught taking $50k bribe
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Tom Homan bribe news
• Seth Meyers: Трамп demands arrests for U.N. “sabotage” amid MAGA escalator conspiracy
• Get High Watch This: The Dotard speaks to the United Nations
• The Late Show: ♫ Pokémon Pushes Back At Kristi Noem’s ICE Commercial ♬
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Tom Homan—Turning Connections into Cash ♬
• Executive Odors: ♫ Sayin’ a Lie ♬
• Chris Hayes: Petty and vindictive—Трамп DOJ races to indict Comey DAYS before statue expires
• Dark Brandon: Best friends, allegedly—The Трамп–Epstein statue story
• Christopher Titus: Трамп escalator 911
• The Late Show: Was It Sabotage?
• Stella Magz: Трамп and RFK Jr. walk into a pharmacy…
• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ His Escalator Don’t Go Up No More ♬:

• Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: The Трамп Shutdown!
• Liberal Redneck: Трамп links Tylenol to autism (also the rapture is today??)
• J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants revenge on James Comey
• Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп links autism and Tylenol
• Stella Magz: The Dotard will get down to the bottom of not being able to go up
• The Remix Bros: ♫ Трамп autism re-mix ♬
• LegalEagle: Illegal shakedown of legal immigrants
• Timely Tunes for Troubled Times: ♫ Up He Goes By Going Down ♬
• Ari Melber: Трамп FBI plot debunked! No real Comey case.
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pam Bondi’s Got Dark Roots ♬
• The Late Show: “If it is wrong, it’s fine”
• Jordan Klepper: Трамп trolls Biden with Autopen portrait in White House & sics his DOJ on James Comey
• Stephen: Escalator justice & Трамп To United Nations, “You suck” & blame Tylenol & “It can only good happen”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: On the James Comey indictment, “Now the phrase Трампed up charges has new meaning”

Stephen: We put a mirror up to the absurdity of The Dotard—How Gov. Newsom got under Трамп’s skin

Matthew Cooke: Is MAGA really a fascist movement?

Aftermath of Another School Shooting:

• Stella Magz: Charlie Kirk’s “memorial” recap
• Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Charlie Kirk Memorial Hymn ♬
• Spitting Image: Трамп & Musk make up at Charlie Kirk’s memorial
• Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I’d Barely Heard of Charlie Kirk ♬

Knotheadusc: ♫ (Vainly Waiting for The) Rapture ♬

Jordan Klepper: John Fugelsang on “Separation of Church and Hate”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Carl has been having trouble posting from his phone app since I updated the site’s software (as if he doesn’t have a fucking computer), so until we get that fixed I thought I’d fill in and post an open thread.

No Kimmel in Seattle or Portland.

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— Essex J. Porter (@essexjp.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM

Sinclair-owned KOMO-4 has long been the champion of the hateful, derogatory, and deceitful “Seattle Is Dying” meme. They hate Seattle, hate our people, disrespect their viewers, and despise the First Amendment. They are a fascist propaganda mill. Their so-called “journalists” should be shunned and their advertisers boycotted. Local elected officials should refuse to grant them interviews and local candidates should deny the station political advertising dollars.