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Note to Ryan Blethen

by Goldy — Saturday, 1/8/11, 9:27 am

Hey Ryan… it’s not like I’ve signed a contract or anything. You top the Stranger’s offer, and give me a spot on your editorial board, and I’m all yours. I even promise not to use the word “fuck.” (You know, in print.)

Come on… you know it would be fun, at least, for your readers. Think about it.

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  1. 1

    Rich spews:

    Saturday, 1/8/11 at 11:08 am

    I take it you and the Stranger have an “open” relationship.

  2. 2

    SJ spews:

    Saturday, 1/8/11 at 2:19 pm

    When the ST goes out of business. Goldy and the Stranger Times will we there to replace them.

  3. 3

    Mrs Cynical the Goat Fuckers old lady spews:

    Saturday, 1/8/11 at 4:00 pm

    Leave Dan for Joni? Yougottabeshittinme!

  4. 4

    Jeff Welch spews:

    Wednesday, 1/12/11 at 6:57 pm

    My persona congrats to Goldy. Don’t play down this opportunity – as you mention, The Stranger is one of the city’s last print papers still doing well, and despite the ads for escort services (gross), some of the best writing in the nation since the National Lampoon (and with greater regularity) can be found in the pages of The Stranger.

    Good on ya’.

    Jeff Welch
    Puget Sound Transit Operators Blog

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