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Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

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  2. 2

    Harry Reid called her the “hottest senator”.

    Press heard who they believed to be Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, D-N.Y., screaming inside Democratic senators’ private lunch on Thursday amid ongoing debate over the looming government shutdown.

    She’s not anymore. Maybe screaming is what she has to do these days for attention.

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    @2 I can hardly wait to hear your screaming when “The Mandate” comes for Mary Kay’s Social Security and you have to live on cat food from now on.

  6. 6

    Looks like the Seahawks have corrected a mistake made a few years ago. They let a rival draft a player who grew up in their backyard. Well, they just signed Cooper Cupp. Probably the best player the EAGS produced.

  7. 7

    Trump just did a Perkins Coie to another law firm. As in the Perkins Coie case, he’s punishing an entire firm and all its lawyers and employees because he doesn’t like a lawyer who’s no long there.

    https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-suspends-security-clearance-people-paul-weiss-law-firm-2025-03-15/

    It’s not only ex poste factor punishment and attainer, it’s also collective punishment. And like his Perkins Coie EO, it will be blocked by the courts, but he did it anyway. Trump is like a shoplifter who keeps stealing no matter how many times he gets caught, because the consequences aren’t severe enough (thanks to amoral Supreme Court justices and GOP senators).

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    @5 Actually the Army website, but yes, appears so.

    https://www.civilbeat.org/2025/03/denby-fawcett-army-wipes-442nd-combat-unit-off-the-web-amid-dei-purge/

    You didn’t think a Nisei regiment would survive the White Supremacy Purge of government websites, even though it’s the most-decorated fighting unit in American history, did you?

    How much taxpayer money is being wasted paying staff to do this shit? What’s next, revoking the 442nd’s and Tuskegee Airmen’s medals for heroism? There’s no purpose to this other than nastiness.

    A future administration, whether Republican or Democrat, absolutely ought to spend taxpayer money reversing this vandalism. And raise Elon’s taxes to pay for it.

    Why not? He’s not even American, he’s a refugee from the collapse of white supremacy in South Africa bringing his apartheid shit to America.

  10. 10

    8)Lt Inouye had more, well I have a hard time saying the certain piece of male anatomy, than these people calling themselves alpha males. I read about his Distinguished Service Cross that was later upgraded to the Medal of Honor.

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    7)I wonder if he ever did business with Loomis Armored? Guess who was their local counsel in our knock of the woods back in the day? I saw the case on TVW where they were bested by a little guy firm from Spokane. The plaintiff in Gardner vs Loomis, he negotiated the work rule he violated, agreed with it, but felt the enforcement in his case was unlawful. It did involve coming to the aide of someone at knife point, but it was three years after the Lynwood incident, in that one, the driver who violated the same rule, well he wasn’t fired for a reason. You can’t fire a corpse. Was 8-1 in favor of the plaintiff. Got familiar with the case, because it was the one that TVW used to show how the State Supreme Court works. It wasn’t even over a verdict, the State Supreme Court was asked to weigh in by tge Federal Judge in Spokane hearing the case, to clarify a point in Washington Law.

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    Hey, there’s nothing wrong with resizing companies to fit shrinking markets. Happens all the time, just ask any MBA. Simple solution, just make enough American whiskey for the American market. We have plenty of drunks.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahW0xhxu5pk

    “Kentucky’s two senators have spoken out against the tariffs.” Fuck ’em, MAGA Mitch could have prevented all this, but chose not to.

    He chose poorly.

  16. 16

    Phoenix apparently has one of the nation’s more troubled police departments. In this episode, white cops respond to a trespassing call from a Circle K employee about an aggressive white dude causing trouble, so they tackle, tase, and beat the shit out of a deaf black guy with cerebral palsy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPn1z119W9M

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/tyron-mcalpin-deaf-black-man-235904213.html

    Of course the D.A. dropped the bogus charges against the black victim of police brutality. Of course his lawyer is suing the city; the ask is $3.5 million. My guess is it’ll settle for $2 million, and no cops will be fired.

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    when “The Mandate” comes for Mary Kay’s Social Security and you have to live on cat food from now on.

    He’ll have more than just cat food, he’ll have a little bit of hay from the horse too.

    I really hope that isn’t the case though, it would give me great pleasure too if he had a glass of wine with it all, but only a sip because those tariffs hopefully will cut down on the amount of wine them drunks in this country get to drink.

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    The curious case of Army Major General Charles Calvin Rogers.

    On the DOD website of Medal of Honor recipients you can click on names and find a brief Bio.

    But you get a 404 Error for Army Major General Charles Calvin Rogers.

    He’s black. His disappeared this week.

    The point is not to dismantle alleged DEI.

  20. 20

    Newborns are being exposed to measles in Texas hospitals just like in Haiti or Somalia.

  22. 22

    @ 11

    Trump will be the most enjoined president in history.

    When all of this is over Biden will be shown to have been the most corrupt president in history.

  24. 24

    Universal healthcare is so incredibly complicated, impractical, and overwrought that only 32 of the world’s 33 developed nations have managed to pull it off.

  25. 25

    Kyrsten Sinema trolls dumb cunts AOC and Jayapal over their flip-flop on the importance of the filibuster.

    Hey, the filibuster worked. It created a supermajority to agree with Republicans and with QoS McHillbilly that shutting down the government would be a stupid thing to do. That’s the intent of the filibuster – to ensure that more than a bare majority is needed to pass legislation.

  26. 26

    Well, that would leave Welfare Queen YLB with none.

    ‘Being female is not an accomplishment,’ Heather Mac Donald tells UW-Madison

  27. 27

    Never forget that DOGE was a creation of Barack Obama, who appointed Joe Biden to oversee it.

    ITEM 19: Forbes ran a piece “At Little-Known Health Agency, DOGE Ends Dream ‘To Make A Difference.’ ”

    The little agency has 2,000 employees and an annual budget of more than $10 billion a year. It still has photos of Biden and Harris on its wall.

  28. 28

    If you look at the decrease from a per-day perspective it doesn’t seem so impressive.

    Peter St Onge, Ph.D.
    @profstonge

    Inflation falls by *half* in Trump’s first CPI report 🤯

    So much for media’s doom-loop how tariffs will give us the hyperinflations.

    The reason is Government spending, over-regulation, and the Fed are the 800 pound gorillas driving inflation — not tariffs.
    5:30 AM · Mar 14, 2025

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    And Welfare Queen YLB was head cheerleader while it happened.

    They spied on my campaign, launched one hoax and disinformation operation after another, broke the law, persecuted my family, staff and supporters; raided my home at Mar-a-Lago; and did everything in their power to prevent me from becoming the President of the United States.”

    But in the end, the thugs failed, and the truth won. Freedom won, justice won, the democracy won, and the American people won.

    Except for that last part. Welfare Queen YLB did not cheer the ending.

    But I’ll bet at least one of her two fucked kids did.

  30. 30

    Earlier this week The New Yorker published Ruth Marcus’ essay describing the reason(s) she left WaPo, and included at the bottom the piece she wrote – spiked by WaPo’s publisher – that resulted in her resignation.

    I am not a Ruth Marcus fan, but I think both her essay and her spiked column are worth reading. Welfare Queen YLB, get a grown-up to help you with some of the bigger words.

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    The climate change hysteria is a grift. Here’s the latest proof:

    Stephen L. Miller
    @redsteeze

    Dems went from mandating EVs to getting rid of theirs in like 3 months.

    Quote
    Captain Mark Kelly
    @CaptMarkKelly
    ·
    Mar 14
    I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!

    New ride coming soon.
    9:47 AM · Mar 14, 2025

    “New ride” is a ’25 Chevy Tahoe. Gets 15 mpg in-city.

    Climate change is a grift. Mark Kelly is just the latest confirmation.
    ·

  32. 32

    What’s most triggering to Welfare Queen YLB about JD Vance’s “Hindu wife” is how hot she is. The racism’s there, to be sure, but to Welfare Queen YLB it’s primarily a demonstration of jealousy.

    Nobody treats a woman more viciously than another woman. Welfare Queen YLB has her nine inch nails out for Usha Vance.

  33. 33

    The reason is Government spending, over-regulation, and the Fed

    Authoritarian autocracy always needs phony reasons it can point to.

    Anyone else noticing here that the Nazi Dumbfuck is now going after central banking?
    John Birch here we come!

  34. 34

    The latest from Rick Larsen:

    I am hearing from many folks in Northwest Washington that things are pretty dark right now because they are feeling the pain of the Trump Administration and its policies.

    Things are pretty dark right now because Democrats got nuthin’, Rick. Ineffective leadership and batshit crazy rising “stars” like Stacey Abrams and Tim Walz.

    Gonna be a long 12 years for the Democrat party.

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    “As of this moment, ALL requests for everything to include (Vet visits, kenneling, dog food, etc…) have been put on hold until we receive further guidance.”

    DOGE orders TSA to starve the bomb dogs.

  36. 36

    Things are pretty dark right now because Democrats got nuthin’

    We got you.
    We got DOGE.
    We got soaring unemployment and $8 eggs.
    And we got Fat Hitler.

  37. 37

    At precisely the same time that Cohen Children’s Medical Center announces a monumental breakthrough having for the first time ever cured a patient of sickle cell disease, DOGE is cutting NIH research into the therapy behind that cure.

    Coincidence?

  38. 38

    The Real Reason [pants shitter] Submits to Putin

    Concepts covered in this video under the rubric of narcissism:

    Personality Disorder
    Deep Denial of Mental and Emotional Reality
    Insatiable Desire for Narcissistic Supply
    Positive Supply vs Negative or Sadistic Supply
    Narcissistic Idealization and Dismissal
    Narcissistic Supply as a means of Self Regulation
    Empty Self that neither accumulates lessons or burdens
    Theatrics around Authority
    Narcissistic Submission
    Narcissism Amplified by ADHD

    Drumpf is burdened by an empty self requiring narcissistic supply for self-regulation. It submits to Putin, a figure drumpf idealizes for narcissistic supply. Putin in turn is a goal oriented sociopath (with narcissistic tendencies that fall short of personality disorder) who can easily manipulate drumpf. Multiply that by others in drumpf’s circle like jerkoff dickhead bowman who bow and scrape feeding drumpf’s insatiable need for supply for their own ends.

    Great video that corrects certain myths about narcissism and adds some concepts that are generally not well understood.

    And of course almost all of the above applies to the dumbfuck troll of widbee.

  39. 39

    A father of a trans man voted for Trump. Now Trump’s order targeting gender-affirming care will upend his son’s care

    It’s Republicans that are doing that.

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    USDA cancels $11 million in federal funding to North Carolina food banks could buy food from US farmers

    Republicans did that

  42. 42

    The WA 4th Congressional District is the reddest sector of the state, having just voted for Trump by a landslide 21-point margin.

    Prompted by the Elon Musk-led cost-cutting spree, the Department of Energy has in the past month slashed the staff who oversee the cleanup of the old Hanford nuclear-bomb-making factories.

    This has upset locals. The newspaper, the Tri-City Herald, recently excoriated their congressman, U.S. Rep. Dan Newhouse, R-Sunnyside, for not doing anything to stop it.

    The 4th is famously the most government-dependent part of the state. Example: 38% of the people in the 4th are enrolled in Medicaid, the low-income health program. This is by far the highest percentage in the state. Yet Republicans, led by Trump and including the 4th’s Newhouse, are pushing a budget downsizing that if adopted will lead to major cuts in Medicaid.

    Republicans campaigned on shuttering the federal Department of Education completely. Which Washington district is most reliant on spending from that department? The 4th.

    Republicans are doing that.

  43. 43

    Earlier this week Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit criticized Elon Musk, wondering at the end, what’s Musk done lately?

    SpaceX
    @SpaceX

    Liftoff of Crew-10!

    4:06 PM · Mar 14, 2025

    Does sending a team of astronauts to rescue the stranded astronauts that Joe Biden wasn’t able to retrieve count, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    NASA couldn’t manage it. Bezos couldn’t manage it. So it falls to Team Musk.·

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    Liftoff of Crew-10!

    Hundreds of millions for Space Boy Elon. Budget cuts for sickle cell, VA, Medicaid nursing homes, school lunches, and starving TSA bomb dogs.

  45. 45

    @ 42

    Example: 38% of the people in the 4th are enrolled in Medicaid, the low-income health program. This is by far the highest percentage in the state.

    Gee, now why might that be?

    Beginning Nov. 1, 2023, people without legal immigration status have been allowed to start shopping for private health and dental insurance under a federally approved waiver, which waived the federal definition of “lawfully present” under the Affordable Care Act.

    The report found that, through Jan. 18, an estimated 24% of those uninsured and undocumented in Washington have applied for health coverage – about 24,000 applicants of the state’s approximately 100,000 total undocumented individuals.

    “I’m kind of blown away by those numbers,” said Wynne McHale, chief of staff at the Health Benefit Exchange.
    …
    Those roughly 16,200 people will be eligible for Washington’s upcoming Apple Health Expansion on July 24, which will cover adults 19 and older who don’t qualify for other health insurance programs due to their immigration status. Apple Health is the state’s name for Medicaid.
    …
    Applicants eligible under the Apple Health Expansion come from 35 of Washington’s 39 counties and over 90% are Hispanic. King, Yakima and Snohomish counties saw the highest number of applicants.

    https://washingtonstatestandard.com/2024/04/26/upwards-of-16000-immigrants-on-track-to-enroll-in-wa-medicaid-expansion/

    Providing context, the administration that overwhelmingly won the Electoral College vote is reducing Medicaid expense by removing the illegal aliens from the list of recipients. And a whole bunch of them live – illegally – in WA-4.

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    @ 44

    Hundreds of millions for Space Boy Elon.

    By way of comparison, there was $2 billion set aside for The Fat Cow, last seen denying an obvious gubernatorial loss, cos-playing as President of United Earth, and smiling like a fool idiot that time she thought Biden was going to pick her as his VP nominee, only to be Charlie Brown’d when Lucy went instead with Boxcheck Momala.

    At least Musk built something. Last I heard the US government has killed many more astronauts than he has.

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    @ 47

    When are all the 6-7 million undocumented going to be deported?

    Well, first we have to castrate all of the silly homosexuals who are US citizens. I know, I know, that first adjective was redundant.

  50. 50

    42)Besides the Cold War, isn’t some of the cleanup due to the original Manhattan Project? Nuclear Weapons and power will have this deadly legacy forever. One of the reasons the Department of Energy in the past has spent money trying to find ways if warning future generations.

    As for Hanford, more spent fuel coming from in the spring when WPPSS/Energy Northwest takes Columbia Generating Station offline for refueling. Just hope the conditions are more like 2023 and not 2021. In 21, the outage was completed just in time for the Heat Dome.

  51. 51

    What does it take to persuade Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit to support a group of citizens who decide to take matters into their own hands after the police way no crime was committed, even after reviewing video tape?

    What does it take to persuade Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit to support said group dressing themselves in military camouflage, openly carrying firearms in the streets, and wearing masks so that they cannot be identified by the public?

    It’s Liberals Must Arm, by a different name.

  52. 52

    $2 billion set aside for The Fat Cow

    MAGA truly lives in its own unique reality now.

  53. 53

    Once Fat Hitler succeeds in criminalizing the distribution of political pamphlets we can safetly assume that anyone can easily criminalize the wearing of camo, the wearing of holloween masks, and then finally the open carrying of legal firearms.

  55. 55

    Elon compares federal workers to the Einsatzgruppen:

    Elon Musk, tasked earlier this year with firing thousands of federal workers across the United States, shared a post that blamed “public sector employees” for mass killings committed under Adolf Hitler and other dictators. The Thursday repost on Musk’s X account read: “Stalin, Mao, and Hitler didn’t murder millions of people. Their public sector employees did.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elon-musk-shares-post-saying-hitler-didnt-murder-millions-of-people_n_67d58e55e4b0a37116af2495

    And says Hitler didn’t commit murder, he Made Aryanland Gentile Again (“MAGA!”).

    P.S., it seems to me Musk’s “X” post is as antisemitic as all get out; will he be deported for that? He should be. Send him back to Africa!

  58. 58

    @21 It’s a typo, dummy. Congrats on being more awake at 7:45 am than I am at 3:43 am. That achievement gives you bragging rights on HA!

  63. 63

    @26 “Heather Lynn Mac Donald (born November 23, 1956) is an American conservative political commentator, essayist, lawyer, and author. She is known for her pro-police views and opposition to criminal justice reform.” — Wikipedia

    In other words, she supports police brutality against black me, framing innocent people, and thinks Derek Chauvin is a victim of “woke.” For Doctor Dumbfuck, that makes her quotable, if not an all-in “source.”

    Now that we have her bio out of the way, being born female indeed is not an accomplishment, it’s a curse. You’re going to be paid less than your male counterparts, held back from advancing in your career by the glass ceiling, and the Vice President of the United States thinks you shouldn’t have a career at all, you should be a homemaker and forced into motherhood because Republicans need more white babies. And that’s the best case scenario, where you’re not raped or beaten bloody by a male-dominance figure.

    Being born female isn’t the accomplishment; getting recognition for your efforts, and not becoming a victim — both of which are difficult, and will become a lot more so under this administration — is.

  64. 64

    “It’s important to keep in mind that DOGE is only giving recommendations.”

    Not according to multiple soon-to-be sworn and deposed White House officials giving authorized statements on the public record.

    A) Perjury
    B) Humiliated, fired, and called “cofeve boy”.
    C) Jailed for contempt

    Choose your adventure!

  65. 65

    62,

    For the DC Circuit to grant an interlocutory appeal and stay the lower court order in its entirety the panel would have to find that the civil discovery granted

    by the district would produce irreparable harm to the agencies or to the Executive Branch.

    It’s a fifteen judge circuit for a good reason.

    And Fat Hitler only appointed three of them.

    That’s not to discount the very strong possibility that Fat Hitler orders his Reichsleiter to ignore the federal courts and then commands the Wehrmacht to surround the courthouse with tanks and barbed wire.

    The sooner we get to the part where we all choose up sides the better.

  67. 67

    And that’s the best case scenario, where you’re not raped or beaten bloody by a male-dominance figure.

    The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.

  71. 71

    @27 “Never forget that DOGE was a creation of Barack Obama, who appointed Joe Biden to oversee it.”

    Don’t blame the monster named Elon Musk on Obama or Biden. That’s like turning a library into a black site and blaming the torture on the librarian. You’re grasping at a really thin straw here, doc.

  72. 72

    @28 Another of doc’s “sources” (I’ll get to that in a minute). But first, this guy is a liar.

    It’s unclear which months he’s comparing, but it’s clear that Biden’s “last inflation report” wasn’t 5.9% as he claims. If you use December 2024 CPI, it was 2.89% year-to-year; in January 2025 it was 3.0% year-to-year.

    https://inflationdata.com/articles/2025/02/13/bls-january-2025-inflation-report/

    Note that Biden and Trump share January; in Trump’s first full month, February 2025 CPI was 2.8%.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/12/cpi-inflation-report-february-2025.html

    That ain’t a reduction by half from 3.0% or 2.89%, it’s nothing more than an incremental slowing of inflation in line with the trend since mid-2023, which has far more to do with the Federal Reserve raising interest rates than anything Trump has done in the last 50 days.

    Now, who is this “source,” the latest to flicker in and out of Doctor Dumbfuck’s stable of “sources”? He’s a Heritage dude whose self-proclaimed C.V. (here) says,

    … my first career was in corporate marketing, which really disappointed my mother. On the side I gambled on dot-coms, retiring at 25 to a remote Thai island. One day I speedboated in for provisions, walked into an internet cafe, and discovered I’d lost all my money in the crash. So I bartended in Japan, then returned to marketing at a Japanese multinational, then … became an MBA professor in decidedly un-woke Taiwan. Where I failed to buy enough Bitcoin to retire again. Nowadays I’m an economist at Heritage …

    Yeah … that’s the quality of talent being hired by Heritage these days since Kevin Roberts took over. Can you imagine this dude being hired as an economist by a major bank or Wall Street firm? Neither can I. Sounds like he couldn’t get a teaching job in the States, not even at some place like Liberty University or a community college. Half of is video isn’t even about inflation; it’s a rant about transgenders.

    In other words he’s an ideal fountain of wisdom for a dumbfuck like doc, who’s probably gambling on futures in Trump and Hawk Tuah commemorative crypto coins with the horse’s feed money even as I type this.

    #dumbshitsrunwild

  73. 73

    @29 Doc’s next “source” is the Clown-In-Chief himself …

    🙈💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

  75. 75

    @69

    That Man has to be the greatest guy alive bar none! Love that guy! Best President ever and probably always will be.

  76. 76

    @36 Don’t overlook that Democrats also have Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, ACA, SNAP, veterans benefits, school lunches, nutrition programs, child care, consumer protection, bank regulation, the Civil Rights Act, the Voting Rights Act, medical research, FEMA, and a rational foreign policy, among other things, all of which are now on the chopping block.

  77. 77

    Doctor Dumbfuck @43 “… that Joe Biden wasn’t able to retrieve … NASA couldn’t manage it. Bezos couldn’t manage it …”

    Sure, Jan:

    The capsule the duo will use to return to Earth has been attached to the space station since September of last year. … It could have also returned the astronauts at any point in the past six months or so. …

    “Instead of coming back immediately, Williams and Wilmore were fully integrated into the crew of Expedition 72 aboard the space station. Williams became the station commander in September and both she and Wilmore have worked conducting experiments and spacewalks during their time there.

    President Trump appears to have first made the claim that the astronauts were stranded for political reasons on Jan. 28. … “Yes, they were left up there for political reasons, which is not good,” Musk added. After the interview, things quickly turned ugly on X when a former space station commander, Andreas Mogensen, called that claim “a lie.”

    In his response, Musk called Mogenson an “idiot” and said he directly offered to return the astronauts earlier and was rebuffed by the Biden administration. Former NASA officials have disputed that claim. “I don’t know who he spoke to,” former NASA Deputy Administrator Pam Melroy told Bloomberg in an interview. “It wasn’t [NASA administrator] Bill [Nelson], it wasn’t me. It wasn’t our senior leadership at headquarters.”

    https://www.npr.org/2025/03/12/nx-s1-5324653/trump-space-musk-astronauts-international-space-station-nasa

    #bullshit

  78. 78

    More doc @45: “a whole bunch of them live – illegally – in WA-4”

    Somebody has to pick the hops so you can get primed for another evening of HA posting.

  81. 81

    @51 “It’s Liberals Must Arm, by a different name.”

    Oh look! The Dumbfuck is now for gun control! Hey, can we agree that private militias are a bad idea? If the Neo-Nazis disband first, I’m sure these guys will follow.

    #foreveryactiontheresareaction

  85. 85

    Don’t let liberals fool you.
    You’d be surprised just how much violent criminal mayhem us four year olds can get up to once we are properly trained.

    Anybody out there have any cats I can barbecue?

  86. 86

    In this week’s news:

    ‘That’s a lie’: Judges around US calling out Trump admin for underwhelming defense

    Sham documents. Cherry-picked data. Flimsy logic.

    Those were the recent condemnations of three federal judges in courtrooms sprawled across the country as they separately critiqued Trump administration explanations for some of the president’s expansive efforts to remake the federal government.

    Judges tasked with the initial review of the more than 100 legal challenges to those efforts are not just considering the constitutionality of President Donald Trump’s actions. Some are also calling out the administration when they think government lawyers have been playing fast and loose with the facts.

    https://www.aol.com/thats-lie-judges-around-us-090915053.html

    WTF do they expect from a convicted fraudster and prolific liar?

  87. 87

    Some are also calling out the administration when they think government lawyers have been playing fast and loose with the facts.

    You should read some of the transcripts. It’s a blast. A bunch of these fuckwits have never made an appearance in federal courts before.

    “Oh, hey your honor. Good morning. I’m Chad Smith here representing the United States. Huh? What’s that? Oh, right. Yeah, no I’m from “main Justice”. We all are. That’s Kyle, and Fred, and Courtney there on the end, also from “main Justice. Pretty cool, huh?”

    Such a breath of fresh air these young people bring to these otherwise stuffy proceedings. Some even wear hats while addressing the court.

  88. 88

    In case Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is still wondering what Musk has done lately:

    US News
    SpaceX Crew-10 successfully docks at International Space Station, paving way for stranded NASA astronauts’ return to Earth

    Aw, look, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, The AP even has a heartwarming photo in the piece for you for you:

    Members of Crew-9 and Crew-10 hug each other during the monumental moment aboard the International Space Station.
    AP

    Brought to you, personally, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, by the billionaire you love to hate, Elon Musk.

  91. 91

    Such a breath of fresh air these young people bring to these otherwise stuffy proceedings. Some even wear hats while addressing the court.

    Are they playing Candy Crush?

  92. 92

    @85

    yeah, nice to proclaim that but let’s see you follow through…. and get your fucking asses kicked! Then we will watch you cowards run.

    Fight! Fight! Fight!

  93. 93

    Hey you voted for vilifying. You wanted vilifying. You like vilifying. You just wanted those “others” vilifyied. Go fuck yourself!

    You are a dumbuck and a White Male Incompetent (WMI) that doesn’t deserve any job. That is the response that he should be told. Go cry into your pillow. Dumb fucking WOP! And I can say that as decendent of Italians.

    I support you, espesicially you, being vilified, now go sit down and shut the fuck up!

    https://democraticunderground.com/10143418992

  94. 94

    @88 Will you still gush about that space mission that isn’t a rescue if you find out Mary Kay’s Social Security is paying for it (with a hefty profit markup for Elon)?

  95. 95

    @89 Introduction to Law 101

    Trump legal ally and GOP insider Mike Davis said, “An activist Obama DC judge thinks he has the power to order the President to turn around planes deporting vicious Venezuelan Tren de Aragua gang members? When will the Chief Justice and Justice Barrett end this extremely dangerous judicial sabotage of the presidency?”

    Yeah, he does. Sure, Trump can appeal to the D.C. Circuit, and then SCOTUS. It’s a ladder, you start on the bottom rung and climb up.

    Mike Davis, whose bio (here) says he “defends … the rule of law,” has no business questioning the authority of federal judges. Someone should haul his ass before the bar disciplinary committee for conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice.

    In fact, delicensing Trump administration lawyers may become a regular cottage industry, at the rate things are going.

  96. 96

    Large portions of the United States were damaged from unusually strong storms formed across several states.
    Trump and Musk weakened the agencies tasked with monitoring and responding to natural disasters and extreme weather. Now hundreds of thousands are paying for it.

    Republicans did that

  97. 97

    I had a guy on LinkedIn tell me that he isn’t a Dumpsterman, although he made a comment to another post about the Dumpsterman and connections to Russia that was accompanied with a photo of Dumpsterman, purportedly taken in Russia, with a wine glass in his hand.

    The dude said that the photo had to be fake becaus Dumpsterman has never had any alchahol in his life and therefore wouldn’t be holding the wine glass.

    I asked him if he tasted what was in the wine glass, and asked “Could it be water?” Then I stated that maybe it was Koolaid.

    His LinkedIn title said he was CEO. CEO of what, Dumbfuckery?
    Some fucking CEO. More like a WMI (White Male Incompetent) if you ask me, just like a failed fucking medical student that has to pretend to be a radiologist.

  98. 98

    Now hundreds of thousands are paying for it.

    heheheh

    Remeber people, go low. You really have to embarass the fuck out of the ignorant fucks, it’s the only way they learn. If you try to tell them about scientific things they get lost and get their backs up against the wall and mumble shit. Just tell them how much of a dumbfuck they are. Period. Oh and make sure you call the Nazis out for being Nazis.

  100. 100

    Senator Fetterman, about that silly AOC twat:

    “I hope you can relay how little I care about her views on this,” Fetterman said when asked about Ocasio-Cortez’s comments that Senate Democrats who vote to advance the bill are betraying their Democratic House colleagues.

    “I’m going to stand on what I happen to believe is the right thing to do but ask her, ‘What’s the exit plan once we shut the government down?’ What about all the millions of Americans who are going to have their lives damaged?” he asked.

    “What about the ones that won’t have any paycheck? She’ll have her paycheck, though,” he said.

    I’ll relay how little he cares about AOC to HA libbies. Pass it on.

  101. 101

    @ 94

    … Mary Kay’s Social Security is paying for it…

    We pay for everything, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. You’ve never paid a dime of NIIT, while we’ve paid six figures over the years. You’ve never paid a dime of Section 179 expense recapture, while we’ve paid six figures over the years.

    We spent two decades paying the highest marginal federal personal income tax rate. We’ve paid AMT, at times.

    How weak is Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, who alternates “You don’t pay your fair share.” with “You know you’re paying for that.”.

    We do know. We pay for what you do not, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. For decades we have carried your sad, useless bloviating ass.

    You’re welcome.

  102. 102

    Happy fifth anniversary to “Fifteen days to slow the spread.”.

    Courtesy of the DJT45 administration, prior to being weaponized by Brix and Fauci.

  103. 103

    I see that it’s now OK to refer to naturalized American citizens by their country of birth, discounting their American citizenship.

    Somehow I don’t think HA libbies would like it very much if I started doing that to Jayapal. She’s one of two dozen House members who were not born in the US.

    Democrats’ selective xenophobia is a wonderful example of their weakness expressed through hypocrisy.

  104. 104

    Speaking of weakness:

    CNN Poll: Democratic Party’s favorability drops to a record low

    Among the American public overall, the Democratic Party’s favorability rating stands at just 29% – a record low in CNN’s polling dating back to 1992 and a drop of 20 points since January 2021, when Trump exited his first term under the shadow of the January 6 attack at on Capitol. The Republican Party’s rating currently stands at 36%.

    That’s driven in part by relatively high levels of dissatisfaction within the Democratic Party. Just 63% of Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents report a favorable view of their own party, a dip from 72% in January and 81% at the start of President Joe Biden’s administration. The decline comes across ideological wings, with favorability ratings for the Democratic Party falling by 18 points among liberals and moderates alike since the start of 2021.

    It’s as if Democrats are opposing a mandate of their own creation.

    Think on your sins, HA libbies. Make especially sure to thank Welfare Queen YLB and QoS McHillbilly for spending mid-2023 through mid-2024 claiming that there was nothing cognitively wrong with Joe Biden, all public evidence to the contrary.

  105. 105

    Mayor Pete has decided that in 2026 people will still remember what a disaster he was as Transportation Secretary, and so he will not run for governor or the US Senate in Michigan.

    He instead is focusing on the DNC nomination for president in 2028, in the belief that black people with poor memories will somehow better appreciate an incompetent, diminutive, racist cocksucker.

  106. 106

    She is a thug, and a stupid one.

    Collin Rugg
    @CollinRugg

    NEW: The Virginia runner who bashed the head of an opponent with a metal baton holds a rally after getting charged with assault.

    Odd.

    Alaila Everett started sobbing while holding a rally outside of her high school in Virginia.

    Portsmouth NAACP is now *defending* Everett and says anyone who suggests she purposely hit runner Kaelen Tucker is “shameful.”

    “Alaila is NOT AN ATTACKER and media headlines that allude towards that in any way is shameful,” they said in a statement.

    At her rally, Everett thanked everyone for showing up & doubled down on her claim that the assault was simply an accident.

    “I would never harm anybody. I’m not a fighter, I’m not even confrontational, I wouldn’t even do that on purpose, and I thank y’all for believing in me. I love y’all.”

    11:27 AM · Mar 14, 2025

    This is the first time I have seen video from this angle

    Nobody treats a woman more viciously than another woman. This XX-linked trait starts early; Welfare Queen YLB began lashing out against other little girls when she was just a toddler.

  107. 107

    Anyone else notice that over the weekend our Commander-in-Chief’s armed forces

    • killed ISIS’ leader in Iraq

    • bombed the Iran-supported Houthis in Yemen

  108. 108

    Anybody still wonder why Fauci got a pardon?

    Jenin Younes
    @JeninYounesEsq
    ·
    A miracle has happened. The NY Times ran an oped acknowledging not only that the covid virus likely originated in a lab, but that government officials and scientists conspired to keep the substantiating evidence secret. The lab leak theory was censored on social media because of “pressure from the administration … we shouldn’t have done it.”

    5:51 AM · Mar 16, 2025

    It’s nice to see the New York Times come clean on Fauci’s lie.

    Know who didn’t get a pardon? Randi Weingarten.

  109. 109

    The NY Times ran an oped acknowledging not only that the covid virus likely originated in a lab

    A guest essay.. They Grey Lady has featured the “oped” of Tom Cotton and Mitch McConnell too.

    Yawwn..

    Nobody treats a woman more viciously

    than a boring degenerate troll at the vip room when the hand job didn’t meet expectations..

    There’s a solution: just google sex robots.. The troll can then just dial the shit up or down. yawwwn..

    Hmmm. I suppose there’s no “sin” involved getting off with a robot. Aside from adultery. heh. Like Mary Kay would give a shit. whatevs..

  110. 110

    @101 whine, whine, whine.. Too unintelligent and unserious to pay zero taxes like the ones it kneepads for: elmo, thiel, jeff, etc..

  113. 113

    The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus strikes again.

    Nothing to see here. Move along now. Oh, you aren’t even looking, my bad.. you don’t care. Bitch be dead.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/sudiksha-konanki-joshua-riibe-missing-colleage-student-rcna196590

    The Ocean is a dangerous place, yeah, but probaly less dangerous than a Heterosexual Neanderthal.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14499867/sudiksha-konanki-joshua-riibe-missing-student-police-interview-punta-cana.html

  114. 114

    @ 109

    A guest essay.. They Grey Lady has featured the “oped” of Tom Cotton and Mitch McConnell too.

    1. The New York Times describes her as a “columnist”.

    The New York Times
    https://www.nytimes.com › column › zeynep-tufekci
    Zeynep Tufekci, a New York Times Opinion columnist, covers the Internet, technology, politics and society.

    She has authored four NYT pieces in the last five weeks. She’s a paid columnist for the paper, not a guest.

    2. The NYT decides what to print, not the author. Recall 2008, when McCain wanted the NYT to publish his rebuttal op-ed to one authored by Obama that the paper had published. He was turned down, and the NYT suggested instead that McCain pick a different topic to write about.

    If the NYT thought the column was misinformation and does not want misinformation in its pages, the NYT would have turned it down, Welfare Queen YLB.

    Who’s the misinformation maven now, girlfriend?

  115. 115

    @ 109, 114

    In 2021 the NYT science reporter, Apoora Mandavilli, tweeted the following:

    Someday we will stop talking about the lab leak theory and maybe even admit its racist roots. But alas, that day is not yet here.

    Here is how she described herself:

    Reporter @nytimes on mainly #covid19.

    That was the COVID-19 origin perspective of the NYT science reporter merely four years ago, Welfare Queen YLB.

    What NYT permitted on its pages this weekend is a complete repudiation of the idiocy that permeated liberal trusims during the pandemic.

    What HA’s misinformation maven Welfare Queen YLB is attempting today is a return to that idiocy. The idiocy of logical scientific conclusions being discarded as racism.

    Time to own this, girlfriend, not continue to argue that Fauci was right to force his underlings to issue a statement contrary to their scientific conclusions. Maybe ask Darryl whether you should continue to defend Fauci.

  116. 116

    Please enjoy this blessed memory from the 2024 campaign:

    The View
    @TheView

    “Would you have done something differently than President Biden during the past four years?”

    Vice Pres. Kamala Harris explains her “shared priorities” with Joe Biden on #TheView.

    8:22 AM · Oct 8, 2024

  117. 117

    The NYT decides what to print, not the author.

    Yeah from time to time it will print batshit stuff.. big whoop..

    The author’s background is sociology..

    Time to own this

    You called it “teh wuhan”, one step away from “the kung flu”.. racist indeed.

    You pile in with the rest of the filthy mob to see an octogenarian retired civil servant die in jail or worse..

    You’re slime..

  118. 118

    @ 117

    You’re slime..

    And you are too weak and too cowardly to admit that the MSM claims were disproven and the claims that the virus was lab-created, lab-leaked, and a result of gain-of-function research were proved true.

    You are a congenitally unserious and cerebrally deficient twat, Welfare Queen YLB. You can’t help those, but you choose to be a coward.

  119. 119

    the degenerate troll wants mob justice to make it feeeel good.

    From the sociologist’s essay:

    Some of the loudest proponents of the lab leak theory weren’t just earnestly making inquiries; they were acting in terrible faith, using the debate over pandemic origins to attack legitimate, beneficial science, to inflame public opinion, to get attention.

    Exactly.. bad faith by narcissistic sociopaths.

    And now we have an insane asshole in charge of HHS recommending Vitamin D or some shit to treat measles and basically do little or nothing to prevent future epidemics. Great world we’re living in today.

  120. 120

    We all ought to stop enabling this narcissist failure in retirement.

    The widbee dumbfuck yes. The laughs are good from time to time. But it gets really boring after a while.

  122. 122

    There are now more kids in Texas infected with measles than there are trans athletes in the entire United States.

  123. 123

    Hey, it’s never too late to correct a wrong. Being that it was lab created maybe Drumpf should FINISH THEM! But he’s a pussy! And Ivanka has patents and good friends in Jina.

  125. 125

    DOGE freezing funding for Meals on Wheels saved the US government enough money to pay for one single weekend golf trip to Florida for Fat Hitler.

  127. 127

    Republicans see so much Trump/Musk/DOGE backlash at town halls that they’re advised to switch to screened telephone town halls instead of in person meetings.

    Republicans don’t want to explain to their voters they did that.

  128. 128

    Nebraska has been making headlines since the start of 2025 after state lawmakers revealed that there would be a massive hole in the state budget.

    However, things got worse when lawmakers overlooked a spending statement, delivered to the state legislature in January. In it, the federal government alerted lawmakers to the fact that the government would be lowering the amount of money it pays towards the state’s Medicaid coverage.

    In an instant, a frightening $198 million deficit jumped to negative $289 million, prompting people to start speculating online whether or not the state had enough money to stay financially solvent.

    Republicans did that

  129. 129

    @126.. Traditional DEI never went away: whites only, the (white) rich always get richer, and all “abnormals” EXCLUDED (darkies, lgbtq+, etc – save for some select suckups).

    Traditional DEI hires: legacy admissions, old boy network, nepo babies…

  130. 130

    Nebraska farmers are in trouble thanks to changes put in place by the Trump administration. From deporting the migrants who physically work the fields, to shuttering the agencies that deliver the subsidies many farmers rely on to pay the bills, Nebraskan farmers everywhere are worried about going broke.

    Republicans did that

  131. 131

    Because of Trump and Republicans, international tourists scrap their U.S. travel plans
    International travelers have been canceling trips to the United States, depriving the U.S. tourism industry of billions of dollars at a time when the economy has started into recession.

    Canadians are skipping trips to Disney World and music festivals. Europeans are eschewing U.S. national parks, and Chinese travelers are vacationing in Australia instead.

    International travel to the United States is expected to slide by 5 percent this year, contributing to a $64 billion shortfall for the travel industry, according to Tourism Economics. The research firm had originally forecast a 9 percent increase in foreign travel.

    Republicans did that

  132. 132

    Since I became Speaker I haven’t yet fucked one single time when I didn’t have to borrow Hakeem Jeffries penis in order to get it done.

  133. 133

    Quite the weekend for DJT47. In the last 48ish hours his team has:

    • killed the leader of ISIS in a strike in Iraq

    • killed numerous Houthi leaders in a series of strikes in Yemen

    • killed the hopes and dreams of domestic terrorists in the House who wanted to shut down the US government in order to own Orange Man Bad

  134. 134

    Shorter @ 132

    The House Speaker has worked effectively across the aisle to develop the necessary support to enable the president’s agenda.

    Oh. No Democrat votes were needed to pass Trump’s CR. You knew that, right?

  135. 135

    @ 132

    Since I became Speaker I haven’t yet fucked one single time when I didn’t have to borrow Hakeem Jeffries penis in order to get it done.

    Since the dawn of the new millenium Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit has not been successful fucking one single time. His ED began in the mid-Clinton era and progressed very rapidly. Impotence now even wracks his written word.

  136. 136

    In today’s political news,

    Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Sunday the Trump administration is focused on preventing a financial crisis that could be the result of massive government spending over the past few years.

    “What I could guarantee is we would have had a financial crisis. I’ve studied it, I’ve taught it, and if we had kept up at these spending levels that — everything was unsustainable,” Bessent said on NBC’s “Meet the Press.” “We are resetting, and we are putting things on a sustainable path.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/16/treasury-secretary-bessent-says-white-house-is-heading-off-financial-crisis.html

    While there’s some substance to Bessent’s remarks — the debt-to-GDP ratio is unusually high, and if Trump’s isolationist policies imperil the dollar’s reserve currency status, things could get worse — it’s insincere, because Republicans are refusing to give up tax cuts for the rich, and are cutting programs favored by Democrats while preserving those they favor.

    Given those facts, Bessent doesn’t deserve the time of day from Democrats. We have a better solution: Raise taxes on billionaires and corporations and cut defense spending — the opposite of what Republicans want to do. And anyone who thinks their policies will reduce deficits, improve the debt-to-GDP ratio, or preserve the dollar’s advantageous status is smoking something.

  137. 137

    @135 Looks like I’m getting under your skin. Good. However, I want nothing to do with your foreskin. That’s the horse’s domain.

  138. 138

    @135 Looks like I’m getting under your skin. Good. However, I want nothing to do with your foreskin. That’s the horse’s domain.

  139. 139

    @129

    Or as I call it White Man Incompetence (WHI).

    The whole premise of being against DEI is that the most qualified person was passed up for incompetence. The minute a person of on the margin type makes a mistake its “well it’s DEI hire “. But unfortunately there is way way way too much incompetence within the White Male World, they are the incompetents that passed above the more competent, DEI hires that create more of a pool for talent. So they should be referred to as WMIs.

  140. 140

    …. I didn’t have to borrow Hakeem Jeffries penis in order to get it done.

    Mike,

    How deep did you swallow that fucker?!

  141. 141

    While there’s some substance to Bessent’s remarks…

    Sounds like they are just looking to
    escape goat their deliberate crashing.

  143. 143

    The best I could manage was to give the Dear Leader the existing poor spending levels and appropriations I gave his enemy before him.

    And in order to do that, when I did, I had to beg for leave to do so from a black man with an African name. And now I won’t see another chance for six months. I failed bigly to deliver on the Dear Leader’s agenda and priorities.

  147. 147

    The “beautiful areas” Trump wants to uproot Gazans to are poor and wracked by violence.

    https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/us-and-israel-look-to-africa-for-resettling-palestinians-uprooted-from-gaza/?

    Yeah, and Hitler considered sending Jews to Madagascar before he decided to kill them.

    My country should have nothing to do with this. I want the world to know that Trump doesn’t represent me, or speak for me, he is a swine. Will Canada accept American volunteers if they have to fight off a U.S. invasion? Asking for several friends.

  148. 148

    @101 Isn’t it a goal of all Republicans to avoid paying taxes? And don’t your admissions in this comment mark you as a miserable failure at the most quintessential of all Republican aspirations?

  149. 149

    @103 We think foreigners should be elected first, before they start making policy and firing workers. Jayapal was, and is doing neither.

  150. 150

    @114 She’s not a NY Time staffer, she’s an academic who moonlights by writing for several publications:

    Zeynep Tufekci (Turkish: Zeynep Tüfekçi; [zejˈnep tyˈfektʃi]; zay-NEP tuu-FEK-chee) is a Turkish-American sociologist, and the Henry G. Bryant Professor of Sociology and Public Affairs at Princeton University. She is also a columnist for The New York Times. Her work focuses on social media, media ethics, the social implications of new technologies, such as artificial intelligence and big data, as well as societal challenges such as the COVID-19 pandemic using complex and systems-based thinking. According to The Chronicle of Higher Education, she is one of the most prominent academic voices on social media and the new public sphere. …

    Before becoming a regular columnist, she was a frequent contributor to The New York Times and The Atlantic. She has also written columns for Wired and Scientific American. Prior to Princeton, she was a professor at Columbia University’s Craig Newmark Center for Journalism Ethics and Security, a faculty associate at the Berkman Klein Center for Internet and Society at Harvard University, and an associate professor at the School of Information and Library Science at the University of North Carolina and Associate Professor at the University of Maryland Baltimore County.

    “Regular columnist” means frequent contributor. Her opinions are hers, and NYT merely has a DEI editorial policy. (Don’t you hate that?) By the way, what gives her the inside track on where Covid-19 came from? Well, if you read her op-ed, she doesn’t have one.

    She merely cherry picks from what has been published elsewhere. (At least she, unlike you, had the intellectual honesty to link to reputable sources.) What she comes up with is … drum roll … scientists debated where Covid-19 came from. Her op-ed concludes, “We may not know exactly how the Covid pandemic started, but” if risky research is conducted, “it should be held to the highest safety conditions.”

    Quite a gotcha you have there, doc.

    #gotchafail

  151. 151

    @118 How do you tell fact from opinion? Fact is confirmed by evidence. Opinion looks like this:

    ” … the MSM claims were disproven and the claims that the virus was lab-created, lab-leaked, and a result of gain-of-function research were proved true.”

    This opinion has not been “proved true.” It is a conspiracy theory. Keep beating that drum, doc, if you like. But endlessly repeating something doesn’t make it true. The op-ed you cited doesn’t even say what you claim it does. Weak sauce.

  152. 152

    @122 “There are now more kids in Texas infected with measles than there are trans athletes in the entire United States.”

    One is a serious problem and the other is not. Guess which one Republicans think is the serious problem?

  153. 153

    @139 Or to state the obvious, white males have always been treated as privileged character by the white males who have always run everything.

  154. 154

    Trump just nullified and vacated Biden pardons.

    This is good news! Hunter is a scumbag, and now he can go to prison for his misdeeds. And the next president, following Trump’s precedent, can nullify and vacate Trump’s pardons and send the Jan. 6 cop beaters back to prison where they belong!

  155. 155

    All presidential orders must be signed with a pen. Executive orders signed with a sharpie are invalid.

  157. 157

    “Can I sign the Emancipation Proclamation with a quill? Pens haven’t been invented yet.” — A. Lincoln

    “No, the Emancipation Proclamation is invalid because it wasn’t signed with a pen. All slaves and their descendants must return to their masters at once.” — DJT lawyers

  158. 158

    DJT says fuck those students, black musicians aren’t allowed in the White House:

    The United States Marine Band was founded in 1798. Thomas Jefferson gave it its nickname, “The President’s Own.” Today, 135 Marines still perform the score of the White House from parties to inaugurations. So, there was excitement, last year, when the Marines judged a contest for teenage musicians. The winners would perform with the band. Thirty students were chosen. The concert was scheduled. But, last month, it was cancelled. President Trump had issued his executive order against diversity programs, and the young musicians were Black, Hispanic, Indian and Asian.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/concert-cancellation-trump-administration-dei-order-60-minutes-transcript/

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhwS06U1SnA

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