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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

Stella Magz: The Harrison Butker speech

Clowns in the Service of Barron Von Shitzenpantz:

John Oliver: Corn

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body:

Andre Antunes: ♫ I’m Not Gay No More ♬

Justice Lets His Freak Flag Fly:

The New Yorker: A father-daughter swearing lesson—“The F-Word”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    I would call the Crockett/MTG exchange a cat fight, but what did cats do to be compared to politicians.

  2. 2

    Been looking around for more info on the Aberdeen Bus Crash, most news stories I saw said that the driver may have had a Medical Emergency. Can’t blame it on a faulty electric bus, GHT doesn’t have them, and although they have some 2023 Diesel buses in their fleet, they have been known to hold onto buses for a long time. In 1982 they took delivery of GMC Fishbowls as the production ceased, and retired them about 2004. This bus was a 2007 Gillig Advantage, bought used from Intercity Transit.

    https://www.thedailyworld.com/news/bus-crashes-off-wishkah-bridge-in-aberdeen/

    Right now, Grays Harbor Transit is fare free, and with two routes serving destinations outside of Greys Harbor County, got a problem with that. At least Clallam Transit is still charging for the Straight Shot.

  3. 3

    Wonder how many Republican state legislators and US Reps celebrated the first run of Amtrak’s new Borealis service? Runs from St Paul to Chicago. The big push for it was from the Minnesota government, but got help from Canadian Pacific’s merger with Kansas City Southern.

    https://www.kimt.com/news/amtrak-launches-a-new-borealis-line-between-twin-cities-and-chicago/article_cd777de6-17c6-11ef-8d23-8709ff672875.html

    Standard Amtrak equipment is being used, the Wisconsin TALGOs are now in Nigeria.

    https://urbanmilwaukee.com/2024/03/05/12-years-after-being-built-wisconsins-talgo-trains-enter-service/

  4. 4

    Carrying over from last thread to ‘The Onion’ showing up as real Google AI results Google’s defense is that users are … asking weird questions?

    Google….you don’t know the internet and its users? People search shit like ‘philipino woman sex with pirhana on horse while eating cake’ and get 1200 matches. “Was George Burns Latino” auto fills as the second most popular search.

    You’ve been sucking up the data for 20 years.

    YOU’RE FUCKING GOOGLE YOU SHOULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS!

  6. 6

    The U.S. daily visits to Truth Social have decreased by over 21% in May compared to April, and by more than 35% compared to March.

  7. 7

    @6

    Vee are doeenk our weery best to build more bots to veeseet dis site each day, komrades.

  8. 8

    LE kills white guys during raids, too.

    ATF agents cut off the electricity to Bryan Malinowski’s Little Rock home before executing their search warrant March 19. None of the agents wore body cameras, and they covered Malinowski’s doorbell camera with tape to hide their actions.

    Fifty-seven seconds after kicking down the front door, Malinowski was fatally shot in the head.

    This House hearing was so on the mark that the Democrats let the GOP have at it.

    Not one of the Democrats on the committee asked a probative question.

  9. 9

    The Gaza floating pier was built by Boeing.

    Phil Holloway ✈️
    @PhilHollowayEsq
    Joe had a pier installed at Gaza

    $320 million of your dollars
    From
    Lord Bebo
    7:08 AM · May 25, 2024

  10. 10

    @ 6

    The U.S. daily visits to Truth Social have decreased by over 21% in May compared to April, and by more than 35% compared to March.

    Trump was gag-ordered to stop. Fewer Trumpisms, fewer people visit to read.

  11. 11

    @8 so the greedy racist incelis saying that the Republicans are upset that a white guy got the Brianna Taylor treatment from the cops?

  12. 12

    There’s a funny story on Jim Treacher’s substack blog. It’s about Jim Treacher and an asshole who formerly worked for Media Matters.

    What’s more, the story has an Evergreen Railfan angle:

    By the way, 12 years after Boehlert went out of his way to make me his enemy for life, he got hit by a train.

    That’s not a metaphor or anything. A literal train hit his literal body.

    Splat. He’s dead.

    What better way, on Memorial Day weekend, than to memorialize a fucking asshole of a liberal than by making light of his demise? After all, Queen YLB doesn’t need the excuse of a holiday to mock my future demise, so turnaround seems fair.

    Enjoy, gents! You too, Queen YLB.

  13. 13

    The don of The Biden Crime Family conducted family business while he was vice president.

    “They got to meet Dad. All very good. Talk later,” Hunter Biden wrote in a December 2013 email confirming how he connected his Chinese associates with his father in a Beijing hotel after the vice president had met with Chinese President Xi Jinping.

    The younger Biden also bragged in his emails that his father was so enamored with China’s communist leader that “I think they are in love with each other,” the emails showed.

    “They all most kissed on departure,” Hunter Biden wrote in one of the emails seized by federal agents.

    The previously nonpublic communications were among 3.3 million pages of emails, bank records, and corporate memos that FBI, IRS, and Securities and Exchange Commission agents collected in 2015 and 2016 with subpoenas during a criminal investigation into a fraudulent bond scheme involving a Native-American tribe.

    The younger Biden wasn’t charged in that case, though several of his business partners were.

    American taxpayers paid for Joe Biden to peddle his influence to the Chinese, which was done under the guise of a foreign state visit.

    No doubt Xi adores Biden in return. Biden sold out America to him, after all.

  14. 14

    Half of what shuttles aid from the unloading platform to the shore in Gaza has broken off, floated away, and is now beached in Gaza.

    The other half has broken off and floated yonder, all the way to fucking Israel.

    Sal Mercogliano (WGOW Shipping) 🚢⚓🐪🚒🏴‍☠️
    @mercoglianos
    Update from
    @CENTCOM
    on the powered lighterage sector that is ashore.

    High Seas and winds broke them loose from their moorings and sent them toward the shore, uncrewed.

    This is the danger of conducting JLOTS ops in open water waters. This is not designed for > sea state 3.
    Quote
    PiQ
    @PiQSuite
    ·
    6h
    ⚓️ US’s CENTCOM on the vessels washing up on the beach
    8:56 AM · May 25, 2024

    How does one say yonder in Hebrew, I wonder.

    It’s like they let POS Hunter Biden get super-high and then handed him design tools for this clusterfuck.

  15. 15

    Yeah. Fake ones, made up by Democrats.

    POLITICS
    Biden’s message to West Point graduates: You’re being asked to tackle threats ‘like none before’

    Threats like if POS Hunter Biden is forced to stand trial our democracy is at risk.

    And of course among the real ones there’s the expectation that a few dozen military hold back tens of thousands of Afghanis at the gate while we cut and run from Kabul. That’s pretty fuckin’ unprecedented.

    It’s like Biden watched 300 and decided to try it with our guys.

  17. 17

    Hillary waited 12 hours before conceding.

    That left me no choice but to organize a multi-state criminal fraud and launch an armed, violent attack on Congress when it was my turn to concede.

    Fair is fair.

    MAGA!!

  18. 18

    We get five more months of this kind of shit. Libertarians at just Republicans who are MORE extreme. When they booed the almighty Trump, Trump got fiesty

    . “Maybe you don’t want to win … keep getting your 3 percent every four years”

  19. 19

    @14

    Yes of Course because Hunter Biden was able to manipulate the guest list at a state meeting in China.

    ‘He wrote me beautiful letters and we fell in love’ ‘And pinkie swore he would keep test firing missiles in our direction. Such is the depth of diplomatic skill as the best negotiator deal art painter. We had cofeve and I offered him a 13 year old pagent contestant as a bride. I’d give him Ivanka but she’s still mine if you know what I mean (30 second pause) Lil Kim. Kim Jon. My sweet Ooooooooooon that feels good to be loved.’

  20. 20

    It sounds like quite a few Libertarians could end up voting for me by November.

  21. 21

    Dumbfuck is all hyped about the St. Ron movie coming out. Cool.

    Trump campaign sends cease and desist Letter to block release of biopic The Apprentice

    The producers of The Apprentice promptly looked at the First Amendment and said ‘Fuck off Donald” just like the Libertarians at his convention speech.

    1970s New York: determined to emerge from his powerful father’s shadow and make a name for himself in Manhattan real estate, aspiring mogul Donald J. Trump is in the earliest days of his career when he encounters the man who will become one of the most important figures in his life, political fixer Roy Cohn. Seeing promise in young Donald, the influential attorney – who secured espionage convictions against Julius and Ethel Rosenberg and investigated suspected Communists alongside Senator Joseph McCarthy – teaches his new acolyte how to amass wealth and power through deception, intimidation and media manipulation. The rest is history.

  22. 22

    @19,

    After all, thanks to my son-in-law Jared, I did achieve lasting peace in the Middle East.

  23. 23

    @20

    (Throws plate)

    There more people booing me tonight than there were in The Bronx!!!*

    * where about 2500 people showed up and MAGA passed around a photo of about 50,000 people at an Obama speech in St. Louis as proof that ‘Even in AOCs District’ They come to the Messiah.

  24. 24

    @14

    ‘Israel will pay for the dock.’ We could have just used the roads if Netanyahu weren’t committing Genocide by starvation.

  25. 25

    Here’s the exhibit list for the trial of POS Hunter Biden, set to begin 6/20. The list is 24 pages long.

    It’s almost as if the DOJ wants to make sure that my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president is so badly damaged by the revelations to come that his Fall campaign will be over before it begins.

    #CrookedHillary smiles. It’s her turn. Again.

  26. 26

    I should really clarify that the exhibit list @ 25 pertains to POS Hunter Biden’s upcoming tax-fraud trial(s) in California, and not his upcoming firearm fraud trial in Washington.

    We really should do our level best to partition these two events, as they are separate.

    Except for featuring the same POS Biden defendant, that is.

  27. 27

    @ 24

    We could have just used the roads…

    By land or by sea
    Hamas steals from thee

  28. 28

    A very fun piece in Axios today, laying out the detail that the DOJ is making public about The Biden Crime Family and its POS bad boy, Hunter.

    Some of the dirt:

    the special counsel’s office said the upcoming trials would include materials from:

    • Hunter’s divorce from Buhle
    • Text messages with family members including his daughter
    • Pictures and videos of him smoking crack cocaine
    • Receipts of money spent on clothes and “various women”
    • Tax documents from Lunden Roberts, a woman with whom Hunter had a child, and then he initially denied he was the father.

    I don’t think we’ve seen video of POS crack-smoking Hunter before, have we? We’ll see it plenty in GOP ads this Fall, of course.

    • Weiss also includes texts from Hunter at the depths of his addiction around the time he is accused of purchasing a gun and claiming on the form he was not an addict.
    • One filing on May 20 includes a text message Hunter sent to Hallie on November 3, 2018: “I’m a liar and a thief and a blamer and a user and I’m delusional and an addict unlike beyond and above all other addicts that you know and I’ve ruined every relationship I’ve ever cherished.”

    Well, not every relationship. His dad still loves him. No matter what. After all, POS Hunter is where the money comes from.

    Always follow the money. The House GOP did. This Fall we’ll get to see more of what the GOP found.

  29. 29

    @ 23

    * where about 2500 people showed up

    Anybody have video of Biden speaking to 2500 people this year? Preferably in a deep-red state, to optimize the comparison.

    Anybody?

    How about Biden knowingly walking into a hostile environment to give an oral presentation – it’s a stretch to call it a speech – the way Trump did yesterday at the Libertarian National Convention. Anyone have video of Biden speaking to an audience not intentionally stacked with his supporters?

  30. 30

    @28

    And then on cross, “did the defendant pay his back taxes with penalty before you filed this matter with the court?”

    “Yes he did”

    “Does the defendant still owe any taxes or penalties for the years you allege this fraud occurred?”

    “Not to my knowledge”

    Jurors are going to hear that every day.

  31. 31

    @29

    One doesn’t need Reich Rallies to beat Trump. See 2020.

    The same 2200 cultists who travel the country like Donald was the Greatful Dead and 300 New Jersey
    residents is not impressive at all. Of them 190 are J6 convicts and can’t vote anyway.

  32. 32

    Anybody have video of Biden speaking to 2500 people this year? Preferably in a deep-red state, to optimize the comparison.

    I’m actually a little to busy being a successful leader of the free world, defeating Russian aggression against our allies in Europe, defending our southern border, and expanding our booming economy to visit your trailer parks and monster truck shows right now.

    But I’ll keep you in mind for when I’m out of office in another five years.

    Not before the kite surfing in Bali with Branson, of course. 😎🥂

  33. 33

    The same 2200 cultists who travel the country like Donald was the Greatful Dead and 300 New Jersey
    residents is not impressive at all.

    Starts with all of us having jobs.

  36. 36

    “I’m a liar and a thief and a blamer and a user and I’m delusional and an addict unlike beyond and above all other addicts that you know and I’ve ruined every relationship I’ve ever cherished.”

    So you’re saying the Government will use all their peremptory challenges on anyone in recovery so no one recognizes steps 1, 4 and 9?

  37. 37

    Weather has cleared up in Indianapolis, and a blast from Mariners past showed up. The Kid is driving the Pace Car.

  40. 40

    Rightwingers spend so much money on so much trash (and guns) they all must have maxed-out credit cards. No debt forgiveness for them, though. Debts must be repaid! They’re a moral obligation!*

    * The idea that righwingers have any morality is laughable though

  42. 42

    @8 It’s bad when they do it to white guys, huh?

    So who was Bryan Malinowski? He was an airport director who was hustling guns on the side, some of which were used in crimes. He lied on federal forms about buying the guns for personal use, not for resale. He sold guns to undercover agents. Essentially, his crime was acting as an unlicensed dealer, but it was a crime nevertheless. The ATF agents went to his house with a search warrant, and he shot at them.

    It turns out white investigative subjects who shoot at LE aren’t bulletproof, either.

  43. 43

    @10 “Fewer Trumpisms, fewer people visit to read.”

    What happens to the stock if he drops dead? I don’t know about you, but I don’t like to invest in companies that depend on one man. Even Warren Buffett has backup in place.

  45. 45

    @12 “Splat. He’s dead.”

    Sorry you weren’t there to see it? I’ll bet you are.

  46. 46

    This morning, the rain delay didn’t cancel the pre-race , Memorial Day honors at the 500. That’s linked to the Race itself. In WWII, the track owner,(at the time),was called back to duty. Got to admire Eddie Rickenbacker, turned down a promotion to Colonel because he loved Captain Eddie. Also, loved the irony of the case of Scotch he promised to whoever got more than the 26 Aerial Kills he had in WWI.

  47. 47

    @13 “The younger Biden wasn’t charged in that case,” and neither was his dad.

    When you’ve got nothing, youse got nuthin’.

  48. 48

    @14 They had that trouble at Normandy on D-Day, too. Doc probably thinks they should’ve abandoned the invasion.

  49. 49

    @15 This year’s West Point graduates could face unprecedented challenges if they’re ordered into combat by a re-elected Trump against unarmed protesters exercising their constitutional rights of peaceful assembly and free speech in America’s streets. If Trump orders them to fire on lawful protests, the officers and troops are supposed to refuse to obey his unlawful orders.

  51. 51

    @25 “It’s almost as if the DOJ wants to make sure that my cowardly, corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president is so badly damaged by the revelations to come that his Fall campaign will be over before it begins.”

    You mean “the fix” isn’t in, after all?

  52. 52

    @27 Which famous poet did you plagiarize that from? It’s too clever to be authored by you.

  53. 53

    @28 After all the salacious stuff is there anything in that Axios piece about “the money”?

  56. 56

    @ 42

    The ATF agents went to his house with a search warrant, and he shot at them.

    No-knock raid at 3 a.m. [I have also read 6 a.m., but the Ring camera photo makes clear it was dark at the time] by agents who were not wearing body cams. Before busting down his door to enter the electrical power to the house was cut, and the agents covered the front door peep hole with tape.

    It’s no surprise that he died in the defense of his home and family. Because he was doing business without a license.

  57. 57

    @ 49

    @15 This year’s West Point graduates could face unprecedented challenges if they’re ordered into combat by a re-elected Trump against unarmed protesters exercising their constitutional rights of peaceful assembly and free speech in America’s streets.

    All military and national guard personnel under the command of the president could face unprecedented challenges if they’re ordered by a freshly defeated Biden to employ all means necessary to prevent Congress from certifying Trump’s close electoral victory over a clearly delusional Biden when it meets in January.

  58. 58

    @ 51

    You mean “the fix” isn’t in, after all?

    If asked, my response is that Trump’s win will be by a fraud-proof margin, so the question becomes irrelevant.

    But it will be fun watching Democrats attempt to prevent the election certification.

  59. 59

    @54,

    And I’m sure as hell not voting for the asshole who sent a giant armed mob of weirdos to attack our nation’s Capitol and then refused to call them off as they were trying to beat me to death.

  60. 60

    Gee. That must have been a lot of concrete.

    IDF destroys 800-meter long terror tunnel in the Gaza Strip

    Cool video.

    Maybe we could hire Palestinians to construct a tunnel underneath Lake Washington. Or from Seattle to Bainbridge Island, perhaps. Other than stealing aid and faking videos of IDF killing children, tunnel-digging seems to be the only thing Palestinians are good at.

  62. 62

    @59,

    And I’m sure as hell not voting for the asshole with plans to register and track my uterus.

  64. 64

    @ 63

    Trump’s appearance began with a flyover. If you listen carefully you can hear the booing.

    It’s there. Listen again. And again. No, really. Listen again.
    …
    This weekend Trump visited a NASCAR event. This weekend Biden visited a witness in an upcoming trial of his POS son, Hunter.

  65. 65

    What really pisses QoS McHillbilly off about what Trump did today is his repeat of the Jimmy Fallon TV interview.

    Trump’s willingness to let Fallon muss his hair in 2016 less than two months before the election gave him a huge popularity boost.

    Trump repeated the hair thing today.

    QoS McHillbilly is apoplectic because while Biden’s staff feels the need to hide him from our lying eyes, Trump’s out there letting it all hang out, and way too many voters like what they see in Trump. Moreover, way too many voters cannot help but observe the rapidly accelerating decline in Biden’s physical and cognitive condition.

    McHillbilly haz a sad.

  66. 66

    Jimmy Fallon helped Trump win.

    Jimmy Fallon Was on Top of the World. Then Came Trump.

    And as Mr. Fallon is well aware, viewers haven’t seen him in quite the same light since an interview he conducted with Mr. Trump in September, which was widely criticized for its fawning, forgiving tone. In a gesture that has come to haunt the host, he concluded the segment by playfully running his fingers through Mr. Trump’s hair.

    But then, so did #CrookedHillary. And Goldy.

  67. 67

    Mayor Pete: Making homosexuals appear unable to handle difficult jobs since way before 2020.

    Steve Guest
    @SteveGuest
    WATCH: CBS’s Margaret Brennan laughs in Pete Buttigieg’s face when he is unable to explain why only 7 or 8 electric vehicle charging stations have been built despite the Biden admin spending $7.5 BILLION to build chargers.
    From
    RNC Research
    8:49 AM · May 26, 2024

    She laughs in his forehead, actually. He’d have to be taller for her to laugh in his face.

  68. 68

    My father, who painted his face like The Punisher and beat the shit out of a Capitol cop, later raped me and the state forced me to give birth to his still-born rape-child right after a violent racist cop kneeled on my husband’s throat until he stopped breathing and died.

    But I’m voting for “David Dennison” because Jimmy Fallon touched his hair.

  69. 69

    Mayor Pete: Making homosexuals appear unable to handle difficult jobs since way before 2020.

    Jared Polis: making a kreepshit from widbee swoon before it found out Polis married his same sex partner.

  70. 70

    Receipts of money spent on clothes and “various women”

    More fun on cross examination.

    “Is purchasing clothes and luxury items illegal?”

    “No it is not.”

    “Is there a correlation between an American who spends money on clothes and luxury goods and tax evasion?”

    “Not per se but..”

    “I’ll accept that that is no. Did the defendant pay his taxes with penalties for the years this court is being led to believe he was involved in this scheme to commit fraud?”

    “Yes he did.”

  71. 71

    This weekend Trump visited a NASCAR event.

    This weekend President Joe Biden traveled to Arlington National Cemetery and proudly laid a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns.

    And the presumptive Republican nominee posted a long angry rant yelling about “Human Scum” and complaining bitterly about being sued and prosecuted for his long history of misdeeds.

  73. 73

    Congratulations to @realDonaldTrump for getting 6 out of 800+ votes, after begging the Libertarian National Convention to nominate him.

  75. 75

    On this Memorial Day, do you want to vote for a convicted rapist failure that called falled servicemen “Suckers”?

  76. 76

    @55 “Problem is, who determines if it’s lawful?”

    This is clearcut: The service member does in first instance, then his actions will be reviewed by superiors and/or a court martial board.

    It’s also clearcut with respect to certain types of orders: A service member cannot refuse a deployment order on grounds a war is illegal or not authorized by Congress, because that’s a nonjusticiable political question; he cannot obey an order to torture or murder a prisoner, because doing so violates specific criminal provisions of the UCMJ.

    In murkier cases, the UCMJ creates a standard for refusal to obey that attempts to draw a bright line where there isn’t one between the duty to obey and a duty to disobey: Whether “a person of ordinary sense and understanding would [know] the orders to be unlawful.”

    That’s where the second-guessing and opinionating takes over.

  77. 77

    The last time I voted for him I threw up in my mouth a little. And then my mother died from COVID in an isolation ward because they ran out of ventilators and Remdesivir because hoarding was encouraged. And then he sent a mob of weirdos to attack Congress and kill police. And then my daughter’s IVF was cancelled.

    But I’m voting for Trump again because Jimmy Fallon played with his hair.

  78. 78

    @56 Yeah, he had no fucking idea he was under investigation, that’s why he shook off ATF tails by (1) “running
    multiple red lights,” simultaneously “cross[ing] two
    lanes of [freeway] traffic” multiple times, “abruptly merged … while crossing the neutral area of the offramp” exiting a state highway,” and the ATF agents lost sight of him “due to
    his reckless driving, and … inability to keep up with MALINOWSKI without risking danger to the
    safety of other motorists.” (Search warrant application, pg. 26)

    And on other occasions, by (2) driving “in circular patterns,” driving erratically, “often pulling into parking lots and turning around,” and “driving in erratic circular patterns around the same neighborhoods for multiple hours.” (Search warrant application, pgs. 28-29)

    https://www.kark.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/85/2024/03/Ex.-1-Search-Warrant-003.pdf

    Yeah, the guy had no fucking idea he was being watched, and,

    “There’s been much speculation about whether Malinowski was aware the people at his door Tuesday morning were federal agents.” Of course, he’s not talking and giving us his version. But, “The search warrant offers no indication that it was a ‘no-knock warrant,’ when officers storm in unannounced. Sources with law enforcement experience say officers would typically loudly announce themselves in such a situation.’ But according to the ATF’s statement Tuesday, Malinowski greeted agents with gunfire, injuring one.”

    https://arktimes.com/arkansas-blog/2024/03/21/judge-unseals-documents-in-malinowski-case

    This fucker knew he was under investigation and knew the guys at his front door weren’t meter readers or selling Girl Scout cookies. Stop defending a criminal who was putting guns in the hands of criminals that were being used in crimes all over the country.

  79. 79

    @57 “All military and national guard personnel under the command of the president could face unprecedented challenges if they’re ordered by a freshly defeated Biden to employ all means necessary to prevent Congress from certifying Trump’s close electoral victory over a clearly delusional Biden when it meets in January.”

    They absolutely would. This is the kind of hypothetical scenario that might be used in a classroom exercise at West Point. All the cadets would know it would never happen in real life. The training would be for when Trump does it. That’s already happened in real life.

    You’re a clown, doc.

  81. 81

    @61 I wonder how many people will show up for the Ashli Babbitt Hero March in Washington D.C. today, having their pictures taken for future reference.

    Photographing people is legal in public spaces, you know.

  82. 82

    @63 You know a campaign isn’t going well when the candidate has to fake his crowd pics. Probably the funniest one is when he used an Obama crowd pic.

  83. 83

    @67 $7.5 billion hasn’t been spent building chargers. That’s the budget for hiring contractors and having the chargers built. But I don’t expect a moron to know the difference between budgeted and spent.

  84. 84

    @ 83

    Two years, 7-8 chargers out of 30,000 promised have been built.

    Mayor Pete is so awful at his job that people actually know who the Secretary of Transportation is.

  85. 85

    Dumfuck@84..

    The munee is granted to States which have to follow rules, hire contractors, etc.. The States have to follow through, dot i’s, cross t’s.

    So this process looked over in various committees and voted into law by Congress takes time.

    That’s no reflection on Mayor Pete any more than Jared Polis marrying another man was a reflection on his governorship.

    Jared Polis being gay was a big ooops there on your part. And btw, Jared Polis is one inch or so SHORTER than Mayor Pete.

    Look in the mirror to see what’s really “awful”. yawwwn.. Another day, another dimfuck dumbassery.

  86. 86

    Chick with dick makes the holiday news:

    Knife-wielding man in blonde wig stabs four girls at an AMC theater before attacking couple inside a McDonald’s near Boston

  87. 87

    A lot of east coast violence happening this Memorial Day weekend, as reported by nbc news…..funny 3 nights of live and fun at the gay bars.

    Heterosexual Neanderthals are violent fucking Neanderthals

  90. 90

    A man wearing ‘an oversized trench coat, sunglasses, and a long blonde wig’ is somehow a transexual? By that logic. Jimmy Fallon & Sean Connery were drag queens because they wore wigs. Bogart was a chick with a dick because he wore a trench coat. The hate has rotted his brain.

  91. 91

    The girls were transported to a Boston hospital and treated for non-critical injuries
    The man allegedly stabbed a 21-year-old female and a 29-year-old man at at around 7:09pm. They were also treated at a hospital for non-life-threatening injuries.

    Those victims are alive and recovering because “Massachusetts has some of the strongest gun laws in the country ” so the crazy man couldn’t get a gun and slaughter them.

  92. 92

    @85,

    Investments in clean energy and transport accounted for a whopping 44% of all investment growth in fixed assets in the US last year.

    44%

    Of all of it.

  93. 93

    91

    The girls wouldn’t be victims at all if somebody with a concealed weapon killed the piece of shit with the knife. Massachusetts would avoid a criminal trial and imprisoning the violent, worthless asshole, too.

  94. 94

    I am haunted by that interview I gave to Trump. And how I simped NFTs and all the stories about how I’m drunk all the time and the stories about how I’m an abuse I’ve figure in the studio and the MORE stories about how pass out drunk I am often.

    Cancel culture is out of control

  95. 95

    @94

    I was going to vote for Trump but then he called me “HUMAN SCUM” and you posted that.

  96. 96

    @93 Idiot with keyboard advocates that another idiot with a gun should open fire in a crowded theater.

    Thank God the first idiot only has a keyboard.

  97. 97

    She opposed abortion, and did not realize she was having one because doctors called it “termination.”
    “All these things we never even knew before, because before all of this it was never spoken about,” said Kimberly Manzano, who flew from Texas for an abortion in New Mexico at 18 weeks after scans showed her fetus was missing limbs, organs and genitalia.

  98. 98

    93. Why isn’t there more vigilante murders? It would just save time and money. /s

  100. 100

    @84

    An articulate politically skilled man that Republicans can’t stop talking about (they fear his future in politics) is the Secretary of Transportation people know.

    On the flipping flop, Ben Carson was the wholly unqualified and corrupt grifter people knew who the HUD secretary was.

    People still know Scaramucci of the less than a Fortnite.

    People know Roger ‘federal pen’ Stone.

  101. 101

    A draft dodging bone spur having self proclaimed draft age athlete can’t possibly make Memorial Day about himself.

    Right?

    Right?

  102. 102

    83)Friday, I was down in Lakewood, passed by Pierce Transit’s Garage, and saw several out of service Electric Buses, the earlier Proterra Catalysts. That company got too big too quick jumping on the bandwagon of the Volkswagen Settlement. They seemed to rollout a new design every couple years., very frequently. Didn’t understand the various procurement cycles of public transport operators. Weren’t prepared when the legacy builders went electric. I know Metric and Everett Transit have resorted to tge old fashioned way of getting parts when a model or manufacturer are gone, Strip the out of service ones for parts.

    The Catalysts were in a portion of the yard where out of service buses are kept. Over in the active yard were the newer Battery buses from Gillig, attached to their chargers. Pierce Transit knows about the downside to trying a new propulsion technology, they have the largest fleet of CNG buses in the state, and the pumps at The Lakewood facility have failed a few times. They have two tricks up there leaves when it happens, go up too Sea-Tac Airport to fill up, and go begging to Sound Transit for Diesels.

  103. 103

    102 – it’s “the,” not “the.”

    It’s “up their sleeves,” not “up their leaves.”

  104. 104

    Donald Trump was forced to sell a jet plane last week.

    The change of registration has been recorded at the FAA. But the funds are embargoed by the Special Master overseeing the Trump Org assets in New York State.

  105. 105

    Texas Republicans have approved a change to the state constitution that would prevent majority Democrats from winning election to statewide offices by requiring them to also win a majority in no fewer than 128 of the state’s 254 counties.

    For reference California, with a 33% larger population than Texas, has 58 counties.

  106. 106

    The French aren’t playing along. The corruption of the IOC is well documented and the general French populous want absolutely nothing to do with the Olympic games. The exploitation of workers to build facilities for the games in mind numbing.

    #JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Juin

    So the French Government spent about $1.5B Euros to clean the Seine to have swimming events there. To prove it’s safe both the mayor of Paris and President Macron plan to swim in the River on June 13.

    The above trending hashtag on Twitter and TikTok calls for Parisians to shit in the river at or near the event. “I shit in the Seine on June 23” A big issue for Parisians is they’d been calling for a massive cleanup since the 1970s but got it 50 years later as a bribe to the IOC.

    Several Unions, man the French Unions don’t fuck around plan general strikes during the games threatening to shut down garbage collection, transportation, etc.

    Paris 2024 is going to be a shit show. (See what I did there?)

  108. 108

    @ 104

    Donald Trump was forced to sell a jet plane last week.

    The plane was listed for sale more than a year ago, after his main squeeze, the 757, was returned to service following a major interior remodel.

    Jack Sweeney
    @Jxck_Sweeney
    Trump’s Citation X is on sale now that his 757 is fixed.

    https://jetedgepartners.com/inventories/citation-x
    @jetedgepartners
    9:26 AM · May 25, 2023

    The NYC judgement was handed down in February. Feel free to tie the sale and the judgement together, but it really is a stretch.

    I looked it up. So can you.

  109. 109

    Angel Hernandez – the only human alive to have made more bad calls than Joe Biden – is now retired. Dude was a joke for so many years. Like Biden.

  110. 110

    Trump’s attorney received a strong beat down from the judge for threatening the jury and cautioning them about “sending a man to prison” during his closing argument this morning.

    Merchan stopped him mid argument, and ordered the jury to disregard that portion of the close. Before adjourning Merchan informed the parties that he would develop a curative instruction for the jury after carefully reviewing the transcript.

  111. 111

    On Sunday Donald Trump posted a video promising to “get rid of all you fucking liberals.”

    “He’ll get rid of all you fucking liberals. You liberals are gone when he fucking wins. You fucking blowjob liberals are done. Uncle Donnie’s gonna take this election—landslide. Landslide, you fucking half a blowjob. Landslide. Get the fuck out of here, you scumbag.”

    The other day I was admonished by a troll sock puppet about using the term “deplorables” to describe the violent, angry, witless, mob of authoritarian worshiping, cop beating, opponents of democracy who now comprise the Republican Party.

  112. 112

    @108

    Accidentally running into the ‘Man of the People’ who can’t afford a bond…

    Sells ONE of his jets.

    Nice play.

  113. 113

    Winning line from the closing by the people:

    “We didn’t choose Michael Cohen to be our witness. We didn’t pick him up at the witness store. The defendant chose Michael Cohen to be his fixer because he was willing to lie and cheat on Mr. Trump’s behalf.”

  114. 114

    Trump’s lawyers close, “Cohen did it, Donald didn’t know, Cohen acted alone, Donald never had sex with stormy, Cohen just decided to spend his own money never expecting to get paid back like non billionaires do for their billionaire friends.

  115. 115

    For a long, long time it’s been clear that Donald Trump surrounds himself with quite bad people who demonstrate a strong willingness to lie and break the law on his behalf.

    Roy Cohn
    Allen Weisselberg
    Michael Flynn
    Paul Manafort
    Stephen Bannon
    Michael Cohen
    Roger Stone
    Elliot Broidy
    Peter Navarro
    Rick Gates
    Rudy Giuliani
    Mark Meadows
    John Eastman
    Jeffrey Clark
    Sydney Powell
    George Papadopolous
    Kenneth Cheseboro
    Jenna Ellis
    And about a hundred other campaign and party operatives in various states who took part in campaign fraud for him.

    Probably just scratching the surface.

  116. 116

    What Pope Francis meant to say is that there’s too much faggotry on HA, not in the seminaries.

    FROM AFP NEWS
    Pope Apologises Over Gay Slur

    During a meeting with more than 250 bishops last week, the 87-year-old pontiff was said to have used an offensive term while expressing his opposition to openly homosexual men joining training colleges for priests, even if they committed to celibacy.

    According to two Italian newspapers, Francis said there was already too much “frociaggine” in seminaries, using an offensive Roman term which translates as “faggotry”.

  117. 117

    @111. Republicans demand you have to be nice to them, but they don’t feel they have to be nice to you in return.

  118. 118

    @104 It was only a Citation X, very small, can’t even seat all his mistresses apprentices.

  119. 119

    Any yet, trump failed to win against the old guy you call a joke. Tells you how much of a failure the convicted rapist was. Couldn’t even beat President Biden.

  121. 121

    @116 Faggotry isn’t the problem, stupidity is, and you account for 100% of the stupidity on HA.

  122. 122

    Trump Reveals Chilling New Details in Mass Deportation Plans
    You know what happens if you take millions of people out of the labor pool? The economy craters. That’s a 100% result if Trump and Republicans are elected.

    If they’re angry about food prices being high now, wait until Republicans deports every immigrant who works in the fields or the meat processing plants for pennies per day. We’ll have scarcity due to either crops rotting in the fields OR American labor being paid minimum wage + benefits to do those jobs.

    Either way, expect prices to increase hundreds of percents across the board.

    >> Given how much the greedy racist incel posts about inflation, you would he would be worried about this

  124. 124

    122,
    His chosen Chief of Staff has declared his intention to deploy state national guard acting under the direction of friendly state governors to quickly establish control and round up the tens of millions of residents being targeted. In cases where any “Democrat” state governor declines to participate they intend to use neighboring states to “deploy” their troops into their adjacent state territory to fan out into the communities and begin the house-to-house clearing operations. That puts a lot on Idaho I guess. And maybe Utah?

    Should be lots of fun. /s

  125. 125

    @ 123

    I see Trump defense attorney Aileen Cannon denied Jack Smith’s request for a gag order, threatened him with sanctions, called him names, and lectured him on how to practice law.

    Yes, but did you see why, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit?

    • Was it because an “emergency” motion was filed without attempting to first confer with opposing counsel?

    • Was it because it would curtail Trump’s constitutionally assured freedom of speech?

    • Was it because there are no specific threats to agents because their names are already redacted?

    • Was it because Smith wanted to make Judge Cannon’s requested order a condition of Trump’s probation, meaning that instead of Cannon the arbiter of whether Trump had violated her gag order would be a probation officer, which is an end-around attempt by Smith?

    You have no idea of any of these, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, because you are too lazy to read about them.

  126. 126

    123,
    She wasn’t wrong. Biased as fuck for sure. But not wrong.

    Smith fucked up by failing to engage in substantive conferral with opposing counsel before bringing his motion.

    This was foreseeable. She does not want more motions in this thing. She is already so gun-shy as fuck about building the record of judicial error that she’s taking extraordinary steps to delay or put off ruling an nearly anything. So you know she’s looking for excuses. And so does Jack Smith. He lost his head on this one.

  127. 127

    • Was it because…

    “…don’t bring shit before me until you’ve exhausted all reasonable avenues of settlement outside of my busy calendar”, is in fact the real reason. Kinda normal for a federal judge. They’re nothing if not lazy.

  128. 128

    This had better be fixed right quick if Biden expects to continue to supply Hamas using even more taxpayer dollars.

    John Hasson
    @SonofHas
    The 12-day life of Biden’s $320 million pier:

    May 17: “Aid flows into Gaza over massive U.S. pier”

    May 21: “None of the aid from U.S. pier has been delivered”

    May 25: Pier damaged but “still functional”

    TODAY: “Pier operations suspended after piece breaks off”
    10:46 AM · May 28, 2024

  129. 129

    @ 126

    So you know she’s looking for excuses. And so does Jack Smith.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit didn’t.

  130. 130

    Probably just scratching the surface.

    Don’t forget the dozen cosplaying grandmothers parading in a stack formation into our nation’s Capitol Building chanting “HANG MIKE PENCE!!”.

  131. 131

    @ 130

    … the dozen cosplaying grandmothers parading in a stack formation …

    Without firearms they might as well have been The Rockettes.

  132. 132

    Know what else happens? You inaugurate President Trump in January.

    Video posted on social media by the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) on Monday showed the American pier “sinking in the water,” The Jewish Press reported, although it is unclear how much of the structure, which was bobbing up and down, was under water. The soldier who shot the video is overheard saying: “This is what happens when you help the enemy,” the outlet said.

  133. 133

    @116

    “You’re emotionally scarred because you’re a pervert and because you do things that are an abomination to God. Just because I have some convictions that seem to be ‘outdated’ and ‘old timey’ now I’m a bigot?” Greg Locke, Global Vision Bible Church (mega), public sermon.

    “We live in a completely pussified nation. We could get every man, real man as opposed to pussified James Dobson knock-off crying Promise Keeping homoerotic worship loving mama’s boy sensitive emasculated neutered exact male replica evangellyfish, and have a conference in a phone booth. It all began with Adam, the first of the pussified nation, who kept his mouth shut and watched everything fall headlong down the slippery slide of hell/feminism when he shut his mouth and listened to his wife who thought Satan was a good theologian when he should have lead her and exercised his delegated authority as king of the planet. As a result, he was cursed for listening to his wife and every man since has been his pussified sit quietly by and watch a nation of men be raised by bitter penis envying burned feministed single mothers who make sure that Johnny grows up to be a very nice woman who sits down to pee.” Marc Driscoll, fired from Mars Hill for embezzlement but has a new Mega Church in AZ

  135. 135

    Bob’s Chic with a Dick looks pretty masculine. He’s a sufferer of the virus. HA’s Maoists were rooting Dumbfuck would be right.

  136. 136

    Without firearms…

    Definitively debunked MAGA bullshit going back years now. There were conservatively hundreds of firearms present at the Capitol that day. Many hundreds more were staged nearby. Pipe bombs were detonated. Chemical weapons deployed. Cattle prods, stun probes, stun guns, knives, spears, clubs, etc. One of Trump’s supporters even tased himself so badly in the nutsack that it resulted in his own death.

    Police exercised remarkable restraint given the circumstances and only resorted to deadly force when one of the rioters equipped as a backpack bomber sought to gain entry into the Speaker’s Lobby by forcing her way through an armed barricade at gunpoint.

    The crazed and completely fabricated MAGA version of what took place that day can only be compared to their delusional claims about the 2020 election.

    Mormons claim some kind of alien extraterrestrial origins on many scattered planets and that the planet Kolob is nearest “the throne of God”. They hold these beliefs with absolute sincerity and great fervor.

    Does not make any of it true.

    Trump lost. At his invitation a very well armed mob attacked the Capitol to prevent the peaceful democratic transition and beat and killed cops.

    Any one of us here, if we are wise, will be only too pleased to debate this ad infinitum before as many former Trump voters as any of our dipshit trolls might choose to assemble.

  137. 137

    Heterosexuals really should worry about the violent behavior they exhibit. So touchy of a subject that the HA Maoists are afraid to hear it. You people will all kill yourselves, beat your wives and rape and pillage. You are the inferior class

  138. 138

    DOCTOR Jill Biden has made an offer to the DNC:

    She will convince Joe will step aside and let someone else run, but DOCTOR Jill must remain First Lady in the next presidential term.

    Even if Trump wins.

  141. 141

    @132

    So the soldier is clear on the mission. Kill them all. All the civilians. By bullet or starvation doesn’t matter.

  142. 142

    The book will feature a centerfold.

    Matt McDonald
    @mattjpfmcdonald
    INBOX: Lunden Roberts, the Arkansas stripper with whom Hunter Biden fathered a love child, is releasing a memoir with Skyhorse. The book will be released on August 20 — the Tuesday of the Democratic National Convention (what a coincidence!)
    8:25 AM · May 28, 2024

    POS Hunter will be the centerfold.

  143. 143

    @133 Anyone can call himself a Christian pastor; it’s much harder to be one, especially the Christian part.

  144. 144

    @142

    Hunter is not running. You might want to get used to that concept. Also,

    Hunter has no roll in the administration.

    But I know some kids that were in an administration AND are the principals in a now banned and disbanded fraudulent Charitable Trust. The oldest of them appears to be intoxicated pretty much every time he takes to Twitter Live or Truth Social or Instagram Live.

    Maybe it’s time to bring back the story from 2012…

    Ivanka and Donald Trump Jr. Were Close to Being Charged With Felony Fraud
    New York prosecutors were preparing a case. Then the D.A. overruled his staff after a visit from a top donor: Trump attorney Marc Kasowitz. “

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