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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Trevor’s solution to unnecessary 911 calls.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: “Dangerous minds”-ing the Colorado teachers’ strike

The Atlantic: The 99% is a myth—here’s how it really breaks down.

Physics Girl: The most mysterious object in the universe.

Young Turks: Tomi Lahren gets owned on immigration.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Grifter Dotard Трамп and Company:

John Oliver: Venezuela

Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry gives Dennis Miller mean jokes to use on female comedian.

Ronny Chieng: “Pawfficer Donut” becomes Michigan’s first police cat.

Young Turks: Republican breaks stupid meter with “scientific” theory

Kurzgesagt: The deadliest being on planet earth.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

The Atlantic: A visual history of light.

Hate’n and Shoot’n In ‘Merica:

Francesca Fiorentini: The biggest myths about socialism.

The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: The unimpressive royal wedding

Big Tobacco saying sorry (because they legally have to).

Jim Jefferies with Curtis Cook: Is Kanye West the mythical Black Republican?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Helping the Chinese, I thought he was launching a trade war? Plus, aren’t ZTE phones illegal on military bases?

  2. 2

    King County Metro recently was honored by the American Public Transportation Association for the reduction in assaults on driversome. Even before the Aurora Bridge incident that killed driver Mark McLaughlin, they had been working with Amalgamated Transit Union local 587 on this issue.

    https://kingcountymetro.blog/2018/05/11/metro-receives-national-award-for-reduction-in-bus-driver-assaults/

    Last night, on my way home from work, on the 2, I saw it in action. On this particular 4300 series trolley, there was a shield around the driver.

  3. 3

    If you blinked, you missed it. The ‘demonstrations’ on the Gaza/Israel border have ended.

    50 or so Hamassholes dead. Nikki Haley got some good press at the UNSC. Trump wasn’t even in Jerusalem and still got some good press.

    Biggest losers: The Gazans, who got themselves a good dose of burning tire smoke (and nothing else) for their effort, and those who cover for Hamas. Fewer Arab states are continuing to do so, and calls for the disarmament of Hamas are increasing

    Analysis Egypt and Qatar Working on Long-term Ceasefire, Hamas Disarmament Plans for Gaza

    https://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/.premium-egypt-qatar-working-on-long-term-ceasefire-hamas-disarmament-in-gaza-1.6097400

    among them. And really, it’s not hard to understand the reasons:

    During the demonstrations, Hamas made sophisticated and manipulative use of Gaza’s desperate masses. If Sinwar had sent only women and children bearing flowers to the fence, likely none of them would have been shot by Israeli army snipers. In reality, many of the violent demonstrations were led by activists in Hamas’ military wing, wearing civilian clothing, who spearheaded the efforts to breach the fence. In several instances explosive devices were planted, hand grenades were thrown and soldiers were fired upon.

    Sinwar himself admitted in the interview that “fighters from all the Palestinian factions” participated in the demonstrations.

    Sinwar is the chief Hamasshole in Gaza. His admission means the ‘demonstration’ was actually an assault on Israel’s border.

    Stupidity should be painful.

  4. 4

    Hey, what do Goldy and Donald Trump have in common?

    Goldy
    @GoldyHA

    More Goldy Retweeted Mike Rosenberg
    Wow. Bezos could give each of his 566,000 employees a $4,000 raise for only $2.26 billion—less than one-tenth his increase in net worth so far this year!Goldy added,

    @ByRosenberg
    Amazon (America’s 2nd biggest employer) pays its median employee $28,446 a year.

    CEO Jeff Bezos has added $28.6 billion to his net worth just so far this year – or 1 million times more than the typical employee makes in a year
    …
    9:43 PM – 18 Apr 2018

    Trump has raged in public and private about Amazon and Bezos.

    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-pressured-postmaster-general-to-jack-up-shipping-rates-for-amazon-2018-05-18?mod=bnbh

  7. 7

    This is a pretty good read, actually. Even if it is written by Andrew Sullivan.

    Obama’s Legacy Has Already Been Destroyed

    http://nymag.com/daily/intelli.....royed.html

    And really, Evergreen State College-types, Trump could not have managed it without y’all:

    If Trump has destroyed Obama’s substantive legacy at home and abroad, the left has gutted Obama’s post-racial cultural vision. And those of us who saw him as an integrative bridge to the future, who still cling to the bare bones of a gradually more inclusive liberal order, find ourselves on a fast-eroding peninsula, as cultural and political climate change erases the very environment we once called hope.

    See, this is how y’all will re-elect Trump.

  8. 8

    After bazillions of leaks from the investigation supposedly to be conducted secretly, including this week to major newspapers and other media outlets, a certain Democrat senator is suddenly vewy wowwied about some secret information seeing the light of day.

    “It would be at best irresponsible, and at worst potentially illegal, for members of Congress to use their positions to learn the identity of an FBI source for the purpose of undermining the ongoing investigation into Russian interference in our election,” Warner said. “Anyone who is entrusted with our nation’s highest secrets should act with the gravity and seriousness of purpose that knowledge deserves.”

    https://www.politico.com/story/2018/05/18/warner-russia-probe-source-fbi-crime-598042

    How’s that 2018 election looking for y’all now, libbies?

  9. 9

    YLB, did you wear your veil while you were watching BBC early this morning?

    And does your dress still fit?

  10. 10

    Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit no doubt is headed to the library to read Barron’s, so he can learn about what happened in the business world last Monday.

  11. 11

    @3 Wherein Doctor Dumbfuck celebrates the slaughter of unarmed protesters living in slavery-like conditions under the thumb of a hostile foreign power. Ask Nicholas II how that worked out for him.

    Don’t get me wrong. I’m no fan of Hamas or Hezbollah. I think the Israelis and Palestinians deserve each other. But no pragmatic person or rabbit believes this is how you get peace.

    So, I can only presume that Doctor Dumbfuck is against peace. What an asshole.

  12. 12

    @4 Perhaps Trump and Bezos deserve each other? If so, that means Doctor Dumbfuck probably is a big fan of both of them.

  13. 13

    @5 Not you, that’s for sure. And not Texas schoolchildren, either, as the Republican Party’s gun policies continue to kill our kids.

  15. 15

    @6 No, criminal musical misconduct is you sawing on a garage sale fiddle, playing “Lock her up!” over and over, while imagining yourself as a maestro playing a Strad.

  16. 16

    @7 “See, this is how y’all will re-elect Trump.”

    Hitler was popular, too, for a while. And it helps to be in a country where popular vote losers can gain power through a 225-year-old system that was created to preserve slavery. But being 100% wrong 100% of the time eventually catches up to you.

  17. 17

    @10 Don’t worry, I won’t bother to calculate how much you lost in options trading. I don’t care. That’s your problem. I’m only interested in how I can rip off the 1 percent.

  18. 18

    Poor balding and limp boob. The horses must kick hard at the sight of the desperate fiend.

    It appears only too frustrated this morning. Wow. It’s whole miserable life has come to this?

    Heh. Too sad.

  19. 19

    @18 There’s always next week. With no change in either our Mideast policies or domestic gun policies in sight, there will be more graves of innocents for him to dance on. Boob aka “godwin” aka Doctor Dumbfuck (people like him need a lot of aliases) will never tire of that activity. Not exactly DWTS, but as close as he’ll ever get.

  20. 20

    If the FBI can’t be trusted, like The Hump would like you to believe, then every individual convicted of a crime that was based on FBI evidence should be set free of jail. Why not?

    If The Hump doesn’t trust them and says they are out to get him, then who is to say that that didn’t also happen to any other individuals?

  22. 22

    @9. Why the gay insults, godwin? I get that you are a self hating homosexual in the republican closet, but don’t make it worse by using drag queens as an insult.

  24. 24

    NYT 45 Campaign conspired with ANOTHER foreign Government to help in the campaign.

    45 on Twitter. “OK so it’s not a witch hunt. It was entrapment. If there hadn’t been a spy my sons would never have met with Saudi Arabia and UAE. And I had no idea when I went after Qatar to their benefit. Entrapment. #sad”

  25. 25

    @24. All the convicted have been entrapped by the FBI. They all need to be released immediately – The Hump is correct.

  28. 28

    When using DNA Ancestry sites, and if you got weird relatives, be careful. Another cold case has been solved. Remember seeing this one on Unsolved Mysteries. If they first came into contact on the Bremerton ferry, it may have been a fatal wrong turn on the Olympic Peninsula, the Bainbridge Ferry, or as it was known at the time, Winslow Ferry, would have been faster, and may have lived.

    https://www.cheknews.ca/snohomish-county-sheriffs-to-announce-a-break-in-saanich-couples-1987-murder-case-451707

  29. 29

    Nice respite from the loon’s batshit insanity. But unless he got lynched by his friends, he’ll be back and the loon’s gonna be full of HATE!

  30. 30

    Just got back and what does Puddy see?

    a shitstain leaving it’s mark!

    Till Next Time!

  31. 31

    That’s funny. Coupla guys out near Snoqualmie yesterday who must’ve been thinking the same thing.

    Goldy
    ✔
    @GoldyHA
    First time in 13 years hiking Little Si without my dog Feisty, who has finally aged out of her favorite pastime.

    Just not the same.
    21h

  32. 32

    @ 22

    @9. Why the gay insults, godwin?

    I had no idea YLB is gay, RedR. I just assumed YLB is female. Everyone does.

  33. 33

    The week in review:

    Trump establishes US embassy in Jerusalem.
    Trump begins withholding subsidies from Planned Parenthood.
    US and China reach agreement for more US goods to be purchased by China.
    FBI/DOJ misdeeds are exposed, prompting friendly news organizations to attempt spin on the Obama administration’s spying on the Trump campaign.
    Generic Democrat congressional vote advantage is in freefall.

    #Winning

  34. 34

    So lemme get this straight:

    She hand-picked him to be her opponent.

    She outspent him two-to-one.

    She had arguably the nation’s greatest campaigner on her team, working tirelessly on her behalf.

    She had decades of political experience to aid her against a political neophyte.

    The DOJ spied on her behalf, slow-walked damaging material found by agents that would have hurt her, and ignored the plain language of a federal statute to proclaim that her crimes were not prosecutable.

    She had nearly all of the press on her side.

    And she still fucking LOST?!

  36. 36

    “I had no idea YLB is gay, RedR. I just assumed YLB is female. Everyone does.”

    No, only you. Still waiting for the day when you elicit more than an eye roll.

  38. 38

    “Everybody does”

    lmao. The freak and the choir of misogynist voices from the vacuum between its ears.

  39. 39

    Republicans Are Idiots Dep’t

    Republicans want fewer doors and armed teachers in schools. These ideas aren’t designed to keep kids safe in their classrooms. They’re designed to keep gun owners and their guns safe from any kind of regulation or legal liability. I’m not saying they want helpless kids to die, but they do consider them expendable.

    Fewer doors means students would more likely be trapped in a fire or active shooter situation. As for armed teachers, there were two armed security guards in Sante Fe High School, who immediately engaged the shooter in a gun battle, and missed.

  40. 40

    “So lemme get this straight”

    Dumbfuck never gives credit where credit is due: GOP voter suppression, gerrymandering, colluding with foreign nations.

    Gotta admit, though, that watching America being played for a fool by Russia, China and North Korea as our allies become increasingly alienated from us is making Reagan and W look damned good by comparison.

    But glad to know that the likes of Kim Jong Un making your Orange Buffoon look like an idiot gives you a “good day”.

  41. 41

    33, 34,
    Good.
    Keep owning it. It’s all yours and your tribe’s. Bear hug the Orange Treason.
    More. Trump is a klownservaturd/Russian/Sunni Muslim triumph…

    …until it is not.

  42. 42

    @34 So now Doctor Dumbfuck is blaming Republican primary voters’ choice on Hillary? Well, he fantasizes about using catheters as drinking straws, too, so don’t expect much from him.

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