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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Jon Stewart speaks to two veterans about economic reintegration

Electile Dysfunction:

Stella Magz: Save the rich Christian White men!

The Cult of Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

Jon Stewart devours the fast-food industry, Pt. 2

It’s Not Easy Being Bleach Blonde Bad Bitch Butch Body Greene:

Jon Stewart tells FAUX News to go fuck itself

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Felon Von Shitzenpantz

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“Lock him up!”

Today, for the first time in history, a former President has been criminally convicted. A short time ago, the jury in a NY State court found The Former Guy guilty on all 34 felony counts.
There is something important to notice here. This isn’t really a case about extramarital sex, or buying Pecker, or having people sign NDAs. Rather, its about the team that routinely cries “rigged election!” being found criminally guilty of falsifying business records in order to rig a presidential election.

Anything and everything they accuse Democrats of doing is because they have already tried doing it. It is always projection with these assholes!

With a little luck, there will be more guilty verdicts for election-rigging charges in D.C. Federal Court and Fulton County Court. The icing on the cake may be indictments and charges in another jurisdiction or two—you know, like AZ, WI, and MI.

One of the strongest criminal cases against Трамп is the federal documents case in Florida. So far, Judge Aileen Cannon has managed to slow-walk that case, but if Трамп loses the 2024 election, that case should result in a conviction with a serious sentence.

For now, we will have to be satisfied with a Felon Von Shitzenpantz guilty of business record fraud, and guilty of civil crimes that have racked up well over half a billion dollars for business fraud, defamation, and for sexual abuse.

Republicans must feel such a deep sense of pride in their candidate!

Wednesday Open Thread

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Man, the Seattle City Council really thought that they could just roll back gig worker protection and there wouldn’t be any opposition. Conservative as they are, none of the new slate ran on it. They just saw some bullshit on KOMO or whatever.

So whoopsadoodle, there was pushback and now they’re delaying the vote. The bill is bad and unpopular and in a decent society, that would be enough to make sure it stays defeated. But sadly we are going to have to keep vigilant. If you live in Seattle and want to let your City Council member know you oppose this, you can let them know here. I recommend calling, or send a request via US mail, but an email will work.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleTuesday at last! And that means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will be getting together for an evening of political conversations over a drink. Please stop by!

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

Stella Magz: The Harrison Butker speech

Clowns in the Service of Barron Von Shitzenpantz:

John Oliver: Corn

Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body:

Andre Antunes: ♫ I’m Not Gay No More ♬

Justice Lets His Freak Flag Fly:

The New Yorker: A father-daughter swearing lesson—“The F-Word”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday

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I have mentioned it over at Bluesky, but in case you aren’t one of the couple dozen people inexplicably following me there: Let The Kids Dance! KUOW’s podcast about the teen dance ordinance is really great. I’m sure it’s the nostalgia, but man it worked on me. Now that it’s done and therefore bingeable, go take it for a whirl. Especially if you grew up in or around Seattle in the 80’s and 90’s.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleIt’s not such a beautiful day today, but the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will still be getting together this evening to discuss life, politics, and whatnot.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

Monday

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The proposal to make part of Denny Blane no longer a nude beach is probably misguided. But as I am nothing if not helpful, let me propose a couple of compromises. First make the whole place a Porkey Pig beach. Everyone will be required to wear a shirt and go bottomless.

If that doesn’t satisfy you, let me suggest the left half clothed beach. I believe wit the right (or left!) tailoring and maybe some velcro, we can have a beach where adults see half as many nipples. Will ut be comfortable? No. Will anyone be happy? Also no. The perfect compromise.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Parody Project: ♫ Elegy for the Court ♬

Robert Reich: My “radical” position that’s not so radical now

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses

Electile Dysfunction, 2024:

Robert Reich: Will billionaires destroy worker rights?

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Infrastructure week ♬

Barron Von Shitzenpantz And The Diaper Crew:

LegalEagle: Is it legal to ban TikTok? What happens next?

NowThis: Social Security is at risk if Congress doesn’t act soon

John Oliver: Opioid settlements

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Friday!

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– I don’t like this nebulous maybe there will be delays on the 1 Line. It’s not part of my commute, but I have taken it a couple times this week and it has been fine. I would prefer knowing though to plan ahead better.

– Also, there seem to be more 3-car trains recently. Has anyone else noticed that?

– Boeing, get your shit together challenge.

– Donald Trump is such a creep.

– Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Drinking Liberally — Seattle

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DLBottleIt’s a beautiful day! Join us this evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together to raise a toast and chat about life, politics, and summer plans.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the small room at the back of the tavern or, perhaps, on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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