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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/31/23, 8:54 pm

Jon Stewart: Prison is America’s real cancel culture

NowThis: How Ruth Bryan Owen shaped citizenship rules for U.S. women

Biden discusses recovery efforts after touring Mississippi storm damage

John Leguizamo: What America gets wrong about the Southern border

Vice News: Going undercover inside the NRA

The Cult of Corruption:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп lies about hush money case at Waco rally as possible indictment looms
  • Stephen: Трамп claims to have America’s #1 song
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Трамп’s been indicted ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s last ditch effort to avoid indictment and grand jury leaves us hanging
  • Keith Olbermann: GOP has metaphorically shat on the dead kids of Nashville
  • J-L Cauvin: Трамп EXPOSES the Manhattan DA is Scared to Charge Him
  • Ari Melber: Трамп nightmare—Charges show criminal “defendant” and arrest plan
  • Rachel Maddow: Reckless DeSantis rhetoric would break U.S. legal system
  • John Leguizamo: Pence to testify against The Dotard
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ He’s So Indicted ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Once atop Stormy, Трамп now not even above the law ♬
  • WaPo: The Dotard’s shifting story on the Stormy Daniels payment
  • Jen Psaki picks apart GOP’s attacks on Manhattan D.A.
  • Chris Hayes: Why Trump’s indictment isn’t actually some “crazy departure from reality”
  • John Leguizamo:
  • Vice News: How will Dotard supporters respond when he’s arrested?
  • Chris Hayes: New FAUX emails—CEO says Трамп fact-checks are “bad for business”
  • Mark Fiore: The art of parental rights
  • John Leguizamo: Трамп indicted by grand jury & FAUX News says facts are “bad For business”
  • Tooning Out The News: Roy Wood Jr. on DeSantis “Don’t Say Gay” escalation
  • The Late Show: Was Rep. Ronny Jackson snorting coke on the House floor?
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ I’m So Indicted ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: FAUX slams Трамп after Трамп rips DeSantis on FAUX in ongoing GOP civil war
  • Tommy Campbell: Ron DeSantis has pudding fingers and Трамп’s tape claims
  • Rachel Maddow: Prepare for New York D.A.’s Трамп case to be… boring
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s potential legal challenge? Convincing a jury he loves his wife
  • WaPo: What does Трамп’s indictment mean for the country?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп–Not Completely Useless ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s legal tsunami just got worse—Why threats, lies, secrecy and “death” warning won’t work
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks Stormy Daniels at rally & Kanye likes Jewish people again
  • The Late Show: ♫ The January 6th Prisoners Choir Had It Comin’ ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to his indictment
  • John Di Domenico: Трампp & Story Daniels secret check exchange
  • Seth Meyers: Grand Jury hears from key witness in Трамп case and Трамп rips DeSantis on FAUX
  • John Leguizamo: MTG blames TN shooting on being trans & Трамп says DeSantis cried for help
  • Founders Sing: ♫ He’S Indicted (And It Feels So Good) ♬:

  • Stephen’s Interview of Sean Hannity’s interview of The Dotard
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп throws pity party as indictment looms & GOP is turning on Dotard
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s lawyers keep crime-fraud-ing
  • Tooning Out The News: Трамп January 6th song profiteering & FAUX News’s trans attack
  • Seth Meyers: Boebert humiliated over “public urination” fixation and Трамп wants to bomb Mexico
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is indicted
  • Rachel Maddow: Why Трамп could end up in jail if he can’t keep his cool about being indicted
  • Stephen: Трамп indicted, Disney strips power from DeSantis’ oversight board, & Boebert gets weird
  • Keith Olbermann: Трамп/Pecker pornstar payoff-palooza drags to next week
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп indictment (for real though)
  • Ian Bremmer: Трамп indicted
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Trump indicted
  • Jon Stewart and friends: Трамп indictment watch
  • The Daily Show: “Cocaine News” with Трамп Jr.

LegalEagle: The bizarre origin of Florida Man

Stephen: Some political news of the week

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ NRA Says It’s Just the Price of Freedom ♬:

NowThis: Trans rights will prevail amid GOP Attacks, activist says

Robert Reich: The hidden costs of denying paid sick leave

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/31/23, 8:21 am

– Good morning to everyone except Tim Ceis.

– Oh, and except Howard Schultz.

– Oh, oh, and John James Audubon.

– But good morning to you if you get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/29/23, 8:09 am

I’m sure you all have discussed the capital gains tax ruling. But here’s me. It seems that there were a lot of people claiming that this is an income tax. So even though it wasn’t in the ruling, they now should argue that income taxes are legal. Exciting. Of course they won’t. The courts are about enacting policy Republicans can’t enact legislatively.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/28/23, 2:23 pm

DLBottle DLBottle Spring is in the air AND it’s a Tuesday. Together they make an excellent reason to stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Join us for political discussions and good cheer over drinks.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm either in the back room of the pub or on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, there is probably another nearby chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/27/23, 6:39 am

More time soon? Probably!

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/24/23, 8:53 pm

Al Franken: Funding the IRS

Winlar: ♫ BDE ♬:

John Oliver: Timeshares

Alex Wagner: Court hearing abortion case debates value of a woman’s life

Jon Stewart: Why are working people being blamed for inflation?

Right Wing Liars, Seditionists and Pseudo-conservatives:

  • Ari Melber: Трамп lawyers file to end Georgia criminal probe
  • Travis & Jonathan: ♫ Tennessee Trash 2023 ♬
  • Alex Wagner: Pence shirks civic duty to protect Трамп as special counsel probe ripens
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says he will dominate prison
  • Mark Fiore: The indictment’s on the way!
  • Tooning Out The News: Dotard indictment chaos
  • Keith Olbermann: Stormy Grand Jury reconvenes Thursday; Трамп lawyer whiffs
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Haunted by what she’s seen, Stormy Daniels calls Трамп “Tiny” ♬
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: The Game of Anti-Woke DISTRACTIONS:

  • Michael Kosta: Tucker Carlson’s face coach
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп effort to play politics with legal battle covers long-time fear of being arrested
  • LegalEagle: The Trump Indictment
  • Alex Wagner: Republicans abandon pretense, weaponize Congress to save Трамп
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Stormy Daniels Didn’t Like The Last Jedi ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: With attacks on NY DA, Трамп shows terror is his tactic
  • WaPo: Republicans defend Трамп ahead of possible indictment
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Illegal for Josh Hawley to claim he’s a man? ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Anticipating The Dotard’s arrest and more politics of the week
  • Joy Reid: “An embarrassing abuse of power” says expert on GOP calls to investigate Трамп’s investigators
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп predicts his own indictment:

  • Jen Psaki: “Let your woke flag fly”—picking apart the GOP’s war on wokeism
  • Al Franken and Jordan Klepper: Some right-wing news
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Orange Jesus is Flailing ♬
  • Keith Olbermann: Arrest Трамп for terrorist threats against Alvin Bragg
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces that he is getting ARRESTED on Tuesday
  • Mehdi Hasan: Трамп investigations pick up steam
  • Tooning Out The News crashes CPAC
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Don’t worry about violent Трамп mob invading Manhattan
  • Maestro Ziikos: Discord call between Biden, Trump and Barack Obama
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Aren’t We There Yet? ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard still not arrested, Republicans out-outrage each other & Don Jr. defends daddy and sells gold!
  • Chris Hayes: John Meacham on possible Трамп NY indictment
  • Alex Wagner: “This is nuts!” Art in Florida
  • Maestro Ziikos: ♫ From The White House to Jailhouse Rock ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why Mangy Fetlocks writes so damn many Трамп songs ♬
  • Al Franken: Trump claims he’ll be indicted and DeSantis doesn’t know about paying porn stars hush money
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell flips out, admits he’s borrowed a fortune this year

Jon Stewart: When will my sentence end? Reforming the criminal justice system

Al Franken: Some political news of the week

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Fry Dei Oh Pen The Red

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/24/23, 7:54 am

Time enough to make a silly pun title, to ask you to get vaccinated or boosted, but that’s about all.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/22/23, 7:56 am

Still on my work related short posts. Your normal schedule of somewhat longer posts may resume next week.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/21/23, 3:57 pm

DLBottle DLBottle It’s Tuesday. That means the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally gets together for political discussions and good cheer over drinks. If you aren’t busy being indicted either, consider stopping by!

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm either in the back room of the pub or on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, there is probably another nearby chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/20/23, 7:00 pm

Over the weekend, I accidentally took the H line. I was trying to get to West Seattle, and the sign must have said Via Westwood Village, instead of the destination. Yikes. Anyway, it took a little longer to get where I need, but it’s fine. Don’t make my mistake. That said, if it’s your actual destination, it looks good.

Aaaaaanyway, please wash your hands right now and get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/17/23, 8:42 pm

Jon Stewart: The real cost of America’s war machine

Kal Penn: How the youth vote is being suppressed

Seth Meyers: Political news

Robert Reich: The big mistake that led to Silicon Valley Bank’s crash

Jon Stewart interviews Larry Summers, former Secretary of the Treasury

Kal Penn: President Biden on mobilizing youth, climate change & human rights

Stephen: A political monologue

The Cult of Sedition:

  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s “legal expenses” defense could go up in flames
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Joe Exotic announces presidential run and Santos seeks re-election
  • Katie Phang: Lawyer’s perspective on revelations from unsealed court documents between FAUX News and Dominion
  • Ari Melber: Трамп legal nightmare—Lawyer says he will surrender if indicted
  • Mark Fiore: Freedom from a woke bank
  • Parody Project: ♫ WHITER SHADE OF FAIL ♬:

  • Alex Wagner: Town residents lose patience with “stolen election” deluded board
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals his and Mike Pence’s March Madness picks
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: GA grand juror says evidence against Трамп will be “massive” once public
  • Keith Olbermann: DeSantis puts the ASS into RUSSIAN ASSET
  • Alex Wagner: Medication abortion battle could embolden right-wing war on science
  • Seth Meyers: NY and GA prosecutors weigh Трамп indictments and DeSantis has weird eating habits
  • Stephen: Трамп pins Jan 6th violence on Pence and FAUX plays softball with DeSantis
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Dotard Трамп Song for him to sing in prison! ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Life’s a Fucking Fantasy for Santos ♬:

  • Chris Hayes: Трамп, Stormy, and America’s long history of career-ending sex scandals
  • Tooning Out The News:FAUX News “woke bank” hysteria
  • Ari Melber: See Boy Tucker demolished by his own words
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard blamed for gutting financial rules after Silicon Valley bank collapse
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп blames Pence for mob that chanted “hang Mike Pence”
  • Keith Olbermann: Tucker Carlson completely drops Jan. 6 video story
  • Alex Wagner: Why conservatives don’t want to say what “woke” means
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the “most woke Oscars ever”
  • Daily Show: The “woke mind virus”
  • Joy Reid: Трамп could be indicted under state law not for campaign violations legal expert says
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: How long until Трамп’s lawyers turn on Трамп…again?
  • Seth Meyers: John Oliver responds to Ron DeSantis calling him irrelevant
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ “Woke” Gets To These Guys ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп called everyone in Georgia, charges coming in Stormy Daniels case & new Jan 6th footage
  • Ari Melber: See Tucker Carlson’s “hackery” exposed over decades
  • Stephen: “I Am in the Executive Branch”—VP Harris responds to former VP Pence’s legislative branch claim
  • Chris Hayes rips GOP for blaming SVB collapse on “wokeness”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп blames Pence for Jan 6th and FAUX News appeases donny
  • Keith Olbermann: FAUX claims Russia DID NOT START the Ukraine war
  • Alex Wagner: How Трамп would react to indictment raises concern for safety of prosecutors
  • Tommy Campbell: George Santos roommate says he ran credit card ATM scam
  • SNL Weekend Update: Tennessee Lt. Gov. Randy McNally on gay Instagram thirst traps:

  • Rachel Maddow: As Florida county bans Holocaust book, actual neo-Nazis grow bold in U.S.
  • Seth Meyers: DeSantis and GOP blame “wokeness” for bank crisis after gutting Dodd-Frank
  • Ari Melber: Mike Pence under fire for “stop snitching” stance in Jan. 6 probe
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell’s broadcast chaos at CPAC and Lauren Boebert’s bad grandma news

LegalEagle: The 1st amendment doesn’t say that!

SNL Weekend Update: Political news of the week

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Robert Reich: The silent killer of higher wages

Kal Penn: The youth vote and why election day is Tuesday

Stephen: VP Harris visits

John Oliver: TANF

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/17/23, 9:22 am

Get vaccinated! I am still on a weird work schedule.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/15/23, 6:43 am

Shout out to working early. And get yourself vaccinated.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/14/23, 5:00 pm

DLBottle DLBottle Tuesday is Drinking Liberally day in Seattle. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for political discussion, a drink and good cheer.

The Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern (2409 10th Ave E, Seattle) starting at 8pm either in the back room of the pub or on the back patio.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, there is probably another nearby chapter you can hit.

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Monday Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/13/23, 8:21 am

Sorry I flaked out on Friday and today’s post is short. Probably will continue with weird work hours through March. Anyway, woo, one more step toward gun control in the state.

Anyway, please wash your filthy hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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