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Merry Who Gives a Fuck About Christmas Stuff And Decorations

by Darryl — Thursday, 12/25/25, 10:42 am

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ No Kings Christmas—Трамп’s Royal Holiday Special ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Charles Dickens’ The Reverse Scrooge (Remastered) ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance and Santy!
  • Puppet Regime: Protests against AI rock the North Pole
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Up In The White House ♬
  • Stephen: How does Melanie Трамп really feel about Christmas?
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ You’re a Rotten One, Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler tries to get everyone on Santa’s naughty list
  • Puppet Regime: Putin’s big holiday party mistake
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Petty, Pervy, and Worse than Scurvy (a Christmas song) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Can You Hear What I Scream? ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Grandma Can No Longer Pay for Healthcare ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Dear Santa (Please Bring Us Democracy) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The 12 Days of Epstein ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп isn’t Scrooge—he’s worse
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Dim Don! Dopey, Orange Guy! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Run, Run Donny! ♬
  • The Late Show: Colbert’s canceled Christmas—The Last Noel
  • Stella Magz: The Трамп administration sent me a Christmas Card….
  • The Daily Show: Трамп Yule Log
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп Christmas con
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Трамп in a Box ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп in a Box ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blamey JD Christmas ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп show holiday spectacular w/ Kid Rock, Justin Beaver, & Marjorie Taylor Green
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Have a Grumpy, Трампy Christmas ♬
  • Parody Project: There Was a Chump Thought He Was King
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler calls Santa
  • SNL: Трамп Christmas address
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ O Little Town of Mar‑a‑Lago ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Saw Trump Release the Epstein Files ♬
  • Robert Reich reacts to “It’s a Wonderful Life”
  • Executive Odors: ‘Twas the Night Before Epstein
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Rubber Beside the Christmas Tree ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Have Yourself a Very Merry Impeachment ♬
  • The Onion: Ho, Ho, Ho! I started dating Mrs. Claus when she was 14!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Oh, Holy Hands ♬

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/23/25, 3:34 pm

DLBottleStop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening and celebrate that we can finally say merry Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa again…over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/19/25, 10:48 pm

LegalEagle: Paramount’s hostile acquisition faceplants

Jimmy Kimmel: The Week in Unnecessary Censorship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Stephen: A long snake tale & Трамп on building an arc
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Laby ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Shake, Shake, Shake! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I can’t get no retribution ♬
  • Stephen: MAGA pans Трамп’s swaggerless speech & waiting for the Epstein files
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s insane end-of-year message & the Epstein file deadline looms
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп seemed angry at the truth as he read a teleprompter full of lies
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s angry & unhinged primetime speech & CNN’s long fact check & Трамп hits new lows
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Most Accurate Musical Description of Трамп EVER ♬
  • Paula Poundstone: When cruelty finally crosses the line
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп struggles to focus at rally, claims affordability is a “new word”
  • Liberal Redneck: I can’t handle the Truth Social post The Dotard made about Rob Reiner
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ The Dotard’s Lullaby ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп learns politics 101—Do unpopular things, become unpopular, lose political power
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп & MAGA wage war on Christmas & Трамп tells snake story & FAUX says buy a fake tree
  • Parody Project: ♫ Drowsy Don ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп sinks to new low addressing murder of Rob Reiner & Wife
  • LegalEagle: Трамп is selling pardons
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп loses on public health leadership as states leave his “flock of quacks” behind
  • SNL: Трамп Air Force One Press Conference
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s speed speech & new Kennedy Center
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Always the Last to Know ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Incapable ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: “Immoral” is Трамп’s brand, and his chief of staff just proved it
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп chief of staff makes disastrous miscalculation in talks with reporter
  • The Late Show: The Hand Bag
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s RECORD LIE COUNT Speech ♬
  • Steve Shives: He doesn’t care about you
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп addresses the nation & Ted Cruz insults Jimmy during FCC hearing about Kimmel’s show
  • Michael Spicer: The room next door—The Dotard’s McDonald’s special:

  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard addresses the nation and it’s hilarious!!!
  • Chris Hayes: About Трамп’s Rob Reiner post
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard apologizes for Rob Reiner comments
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The AMAZING Трамп Origin Song ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Scam Wow ♬
  • Stephen: Susie Wiles dishes on The Dotard and top officials & the ballroom bunker & cockroach spies
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп hides as new Epstein images drop—Newsom trolls on

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

LegalEagle: The Abrego Garcia situation is out of control

A Confederacy of Dunces, Deviants, Drunkards, and Dictators:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kristy Noem, Please Go to Hell ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Thirty-Somethings ♬
  • Stella Magz: I don’t want to hear it from MAGA women….
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Dan Bongino retiring
  • The Late Show: The GOP unveils a new health care plan
  • Caitlin Speaks: Woman uses Трамп to justify racism
  • Parody Project: ♫ Hush Now Republicans ♬:

  • More Perfect Union: We investigated the criminals who bought Трамп—What we found will shock you
  • Glenn Kirschner: Kash Patel gets it wrong in yet ANOTHER high profile shooting incident
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Closet Sadists of the Christian Right ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Legal experts say nothing in U.S. law allows for use of deadly force
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Chief of Staff gives DOOZY of an interview
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Chief of Staff Susie Wiles stuns Washington with explosive Vanity Fair comments
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The “Team Трамп” March ♬
  • Caitlin Speaks: Kristi Noem—Ethics, power, and a newly uncovered family history

The New York Times: How these U.S. citizens are protecting themselves during Minnesota ICE raids

Tom Paxton, Cathy Fink, and Marcy Marxer: ♫ What Did You Learn in School Today? ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/16/25, 5:11 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening for some politics over a pint. Stop by if you can.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/12/25, 8:46 pm

CBS News: Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, first Democrat in nearly 30 years

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Nothing To Hide ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп selling Gold Card for U.S. citizenship & scrambles to come up with a health care plan
  • Stephen: Why Трамп flip-flopped on boat strike video & sweatin’ at the airport & Paramount’s dictator money
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s old tricks fall flat from overuse in the face of hard realities
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Pardoning history’s biggest drug dealers proves Трамп doesn’t care about drug trafficking
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard starting a war with Venezuela
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп flails on inflation & calls affordability a “hoax” as poll numbers hit new lows
  • The Late Show: The Dotard gets his very own lawn mower
  • LegalEagle: Трамп Accidentally Pardoned the Pipe Bomber?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп calls affordability a scam, everyone treats him like a child & MAGAland hawks Christmas crap
  • Robert Reich: Has Трамп finally lost it?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sleepy, Creepy Dotard (A Lullaby) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Undone Трамп is Falling Down ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Gets “Peace Prize” from FIFA, says U.S. football should be renamed
  • Desi Lydic: FAUX News clarifies that Трамп loves miners & female reporters are on the Dotard’s shit-list
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп—STOP complaining about AFFORDABILITY! It’s a con job
  • Stephen: Трамп can’t tell Kimmel from Colbert & FIFA “Peace Prize” & is there anything MAGA won’t tolerate?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Only Two Dolls For Christmas ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: If Трамп hasn’t called you a “terrible reporter” then you’re not doing your job
  • The Late Show: Трамп Platinum Card
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп’s Favorite Things ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп goes “Captain Phillips” on Venezuelan tanker & MAGA purges “woke” fonts
  • Stephen: What you get with the Трамп Gold Card & why did the U.S. seize an oil tanker?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Presented with ANOTHER Exclusive Award ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks “horrible” Jimmy Kimmel, gets embarrassing fake award & Jimmy announces show renewal
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wreck the Walls with Plastic Moulding ♬:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins FIFA Peace Prize, Democrats release Epstein Island photos
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Day That Трамп Came Around ♬
  • Desi Lydic and Troy Awata: Трамп’s award tour—FIFA Peace Prize & Kennedy Center honors
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gives himself an “A+++++” on economy amid job cuts and rising prices
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп tries Epstein-style cover-up of second boat strike video
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп delivers crazy offensive racist cpeech, calls Jimmy Kimmel a moron & brags about his health
  • Stephen: Трамп voters blame him for the high cost of living
  • Jon Stewart: FIFA gives Трамп a gold pacifier & looming war on Venezuela gives Jon Iraq déjà vu
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Stuck in Reverse, Cruel and Perverse ♬
  • Stella Magz: FIFA makes up a fake award to give to some felon….

The Resistance: ♫ I’m With Her ♬

War Criminals and Liars and Pedophiles, Oh My!:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Final Song from “Pete Hegseth, The Musical” ♬
  • Steve Shives: So, we’re just blowing up boats now?
  • J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell is running for Minnesota Governor
  • LegalEagle: Texas Judge loses his fucking mind
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ They’re Dreaming of a White Christmas ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: This Republican lawmaker is fucking gross
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses Трамп’s mandatory social media checks for tourists
  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk blasts Candace Owens….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Team Трамп—Impressively Incompetent ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Did Kristi Noem lie like a bitch?:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is very upset over Alina Habba
  • Stella Magz: I Have Melania’s leaked Christmas book!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Drummer Boy ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Taylor Swift in “Quiet, Piggy” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Fog of War song ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell runs for Governor & Newsom trolls Трамп’s sleepy week
  • Christopher Titus: Von Shitzenpantz’s evil elves
  • SNL: Pentagon press conference
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pam Bondi—Finessing Files while Faking Smiles ♬
  • Stella Magz: MTG on 60 Minutes & my new nickname for her….
  • LegalEagle: “Kill them all” = unequivocal war crime

Matthew Cooke: Dont feed the beast

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/9/25, 6:45 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally is a gathering place to hang out, unwind and talk politics. So join us this evening for conversations over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/5/25, 11:21 pm

LegalEagle: Court Martial for Kelly (featuring Sen. Kelly)

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ We Will Blue It ♬

Robert Reich: The corporations bankrolling Трамп’s gilded ballroom

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzonus:

  • Glenn Kirschner: Appeals court rules that Трамп’s flunky Alina Habba is UNLAWFULLY serving as NJ US Attorney
  • Stephen: Трамп’s cocaine double standard & Melania En Español
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Vintage Трамп news
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed that Трамп has been awarded the FIFA Peace Prize
  • J-L Cauvin: Impeach him NOW!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s MRI Lullaby ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп can’t stop falling asleep at cabinet meeting & goes off the rails in all night posting spree
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ It’s Beginning To Look Like Трамп’s Last Christmas ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Russia ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Moldy Cheese or Toxic hors d’ouvres ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ A Three Hour Bore ♬
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп berates reporters, gets mystery MRI & closes border to (non-White) immigrants
  • LegalEagle: Obeying this order is a crime
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Under the Bus ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп, A Regular Guy ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ I’m Too Sleepy ♬
  • Glenn Kirschner: No, Трамп CAN’T cancel or terminate pardons issued by Joe Biden (or distract from the Epstein debacle)
  • Cathy Fink & Marcy Marxer♫ No Kings Here! (Live at the Kennedy Center) ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Incompetence Will Save The Day ♬:

  • Jordan Klepper and Desi Lydic: Trump Tinsel—Made from recycled Epstein files you shouldn’t piece together
  • LegalEagle: Lindsey Halligan is OUT
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп keeps claiming he has a health care plan, flubs Congo President’s name & takes another nap
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The S.T.U.P.I.D. (Трамп) Song ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gets confused about Somalians
  • Stephen: Трамп’s holiday cash grab & release the MRI results & the President won’t exercise & “Kill them all”
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп launches war on drug traffickers…Unless they’re also Honduran ex-Presidents
  • Parody Project: ♫ A Circus Leads This Troubled Land ♬:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Got Me An MRI ♬
  • Glenn Kirschner: Трамп tries AGAIN to indict Letitia James AND FAILS!
  • Stephen: Our unpopular president & cabinet meeting nap time & Hegseth throws Admiral Bradley under the bus
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп appeared to fall asleep during a cabinet meeting
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Golden Age Arrives in Just TWO WEEKS! ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s cabinet meeting naps get Republican spin & Hegseth’s “war crimes” problem gets worse

Brenna Perez: ILLEGAL ORDERS—Turns out they ARE following them

Jordan Klepper: Portland’s naked protesters gave me hope for the future

Caitlin Speaks: If billionaires can’t fast track citizenship…who can?

Liars, Grifters, War Criminals and Pedo-Politicians:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп heightens insanity of war-mongering as Epstein island images released
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ So the GOP is Resignin’ ♬
  • Stephen and Jen Psaki: The new faces in the Pentagon press briefing room
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lashes out in unhinged Thanksgiving message & Hegseth in hot water over possible war crimes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pentagon Pete ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Hegseth’s story on boat strike hinges on a new “fog of war” lie
  • The Late Show: RFK Jr.’s raunchy poetry
  • Jesse Welles: The Department of War:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: After report of Hegseth’s “kill everybody” order, Трамп’s first instinct was to lie
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Pete Hegseth sings “Kill Them All” (A War Crimes production) ♬
  • Cliff Cash: MAGA are truly the dumbest people on earth
  • The Resistance: ♫ Illegal Order ♬
  • Stephen and Rachel: Government bad guys can face consequences even decades after their crimes
  • Ari Melber: Трамп war crimes probe gets real—UNDER OATH testimony as Трамп aide ducks
  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk struggles with cognitive thinking….
  • Melissa Murray: “Double-decker sandwich of illegality”—Трамп Pentagon head Hegseth accused of “war crime”
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Real GOP ♬:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Love Sinks—The MAGA Breakup Ballad ♬
  • LegalEagle: I investigated Dr. Phil
  • Christopher Titus: It’s NOT both sides
  • Desi Lydic: Pete Hegseth dodges war crime allegations & Melania decks the WH halls
  • More Perfect Union: How Qatar bought Трамп, and what they want
  • Liberal Redneck: Did the alarm bells just sound for the GOP?!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Mr Secretary of War Crimes ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ RFK! ♬:

  • Rachel Maddow: Possible war crime puts Трамп’s “illegal orders” freakout in new context
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп renames U.S. Institute of Peace after himself 🤣 & Epstein island was a shithole
  • ScaredKetchup: Epstein Island (Take 2)
  • Champnella: Sean Duffy and The Dotard Трамп will make pollution great again!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete’s Christmas Dilemma ♬
  • Steve Shives: What do conservatives actually love about America?

Christopher Titus: If you hate gay or trans people, you’re suspect

Stephen: Illegal orders from leadership put military members in a disastrous position

Robert Reich: Why Palantir is America’s most dangerous corporation

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 12/2/25, 3:26 pm

DLBottleDLBottleIt’s Tuesday again. So the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will get together to chat and hang-out over a drink. Stop by, if you wish.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/28/25, 9:05 pm

John D. Cundle: ♫ Frogs Against Fascism ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Quiet Piggy! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trump’s Numbers Have Been Tanking! ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Another week in HELL …AGAIN
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Senator Mark Kelly on Трамп suggesting he be executed & Hegseth opening an investigation into him
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Low Energy Трамп ♬
  • LegalEagle: Every illegal act Трамп committed in 2025 (so far)
  • Glenn Kirschner: Трамп threatens Congress members who spoke truthfully about obligation to disobey unlawful orders
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s “Quiet piggy” remark to reporter—Newsom trolls hard
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I.N.C.O.M.P.E.T.E.N.C.E. ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Трамп smitten with Mamdani & MTG resigns
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Affordability ♬
  • John Di Domenico: The Dotard thinks magnets are magic and no one knows how they work!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The image of Трамп and Mamdani perfectly captures the decline and fall of Трамп
  • Matthew Thomas Gillespie: ♫ Трамп’s Pardon Parade ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп’s fatigue shows, JD Vance’s turkey rant & Newsom trolls again
  • Rachel Maddow: Sen. Kelly bites back at Трамп and Hegseth’s threats over “illegal orders” video
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Trump Trinity—Hateful, Cowardly and Small ♬
  • Shirley Șerban: ♫ Quiet, Piggy – A Retold Fairy Tale (or three) for Трамп ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Трамп Screwed Affordability ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Affordability Crisis Song ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Need to Hang the Heroes (The Pete Hegseth Song) ♬
  • LegalEagle: American Authoritarianism
  • Jen Psaki and Glenn Kirschner: Explaining the “illegal order” PSA
  • The Resistance: ♫ You Are Who You Hang With ♬
  • Brenna Perez: HUGE ТрампRx grift—ACA subsidies, IRA Medicare prices, and HSAs
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is hot for Mamdani, Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress & RFK Jr’s explicit poems
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Latest Трамп Scandal SCANDAL, THE HIDDEN ‘MRI FILES’ ♬

Matthew Cooke: The zombie bot farm billionaire con

ONN: Fraternity under investigation after forcing pledges to volunteer at soup kitchen

Grifters, Pedophiles, and Nazi Adjacents:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The ICE Recruitment Song ♬
  • Lawrence: Congressional Republicans are stuck with Трамп. And they know that it’s hopeless
  • Ross Childs: Where’d JD go!?
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Smile (Kevin Hassett) ♬
  • More Perfect Union: Why Трамп supporters are at a breaking point
  • Chris Hayes: “Morale has never been lower”—More GOP reps reportedly plot early exits
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ MTG Drops a BOMB on Трамп! ♬
  • Marsh Family: ♫ MTG Has Broken Cover ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Healthcare plan or Трамп Mobile? Which will roll out first?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Time Is Nigh ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Pete Hegseth & Pam Bondi Get to Prison ♬
  • LegalEagle: I witnessed Трамп’s case against James Comey implode in court
  • The Resistance: ♫ The Tiny Orange King Who Talked Himself Out of Power ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ MTG… Where’d You Go? (A Трамп breakup song) ♬
  • Seth Meyers: MAGA stunned after Zohran Mamdani charms Трамп in Oval Office meeting
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kelly & Hegseth, Compare and Contrast ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Marjorie, Marjorie, Marjorie ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ I Want My MTG ♬

Zach Star Himself: When Washington and Lincoln try to stop school shootings (in 2025)

Champnella: Mark Kelly or Pete Hegseth: Who do you trust?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/25/25, 3:52 pm

DLBottleLet’s talk (political) turkey. Stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this evening, join the conversation, and enjoy your beverage of choice.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/21/25, 9:53 pm

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Why Do We Feel Left Behind? (A Song for American Workers) ♬

The Reign of King Felon Von Shitzonus:

  • JoJoFromJerz: The Dotard Трамп thinks you’re stupid
  • Sen. Patty Murray: slams Трамп for calling for members of Congress to be arrested and hanged
  • The Late Show: Things happen
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Cruelty Is the Message ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Quiet, Piggy! ♬
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп makes special appearance at Randy Rainbow LIVE in Las Vegas
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’m sick of The Dotard Трамп ♬:

  • Ronnie Chieng: Трамп can’t keep his hands off MBS as Epstein files release is imminent
  • Stella Magz: Трамп and the Department of Defensive….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Anti-American and Antichrist ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Dues and Don’ts of Трамп’s USA ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Bitch Better Have My SNAP! ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dementia Don, The White House Con ♬
  • The Resistance: ♫ Twenty-Five Forty-Seven ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Pig ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Трамп & his Saudi prince charming….
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп calls for Jimmy Kimmel to be fired AGAIN, threatens members of Congress & signs Epstein bill
  • Christopher Titus: Terrorists in the White House
  • Lawrence: The Трамп presidency is collapsing like the Berlin Wall collapsed
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ What a crappy President we’ve got! ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Wreck of the Трамп Presidency ♬

John Oliver: Public media

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Child Molesters, Liars, Idiots and Other MAGA Grifters:

  • ScaredKetchup: Epstein Island—“Quiet, Piggy”
  • The Resistance: ♫ A Little Bit Nazi — A Little Bit Rock ‘N Roll ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: Congress votes to release Epstein files (for some reason)
  • Champnella: Republican legal theory—Racist young Republicans are “kids” at 35 and Epstein victims are adults at 15
  • Ronny Chieng: Epstein bill has Трамп & co. freaking out & Melania delivers AI war cry
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп posts unhinged rant on Epstein and spirals over affordability as poll numbers tank
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Join ICE ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: MTG was a LIBERAL
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп fails to stop Epstein bill as his political grip slips and sycophants fall away
  • Stephen: Epstein files vote is a huge loss for Трамп & “Quiet piggy” & dictator besties & a flying McDonald’s
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ballad of Pedo Don (A Foul Fictional Character) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to release Epstein files
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks Greene and Massie amid MAGA civil war over Epstein scandal
  • Brenna Perez: Epstein files release PASSING?!
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Frightened Little Fascists ♬:

  • Stephen: Schumer, “Трамп ‘can’t fuck around’ with Epstein files release’ & messing with Texas & RFK on DMT
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп faces Republican revolt over Epstein files & breaks up with Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп loses battle to conceal Epstein files; Greene hits back over “Traitor” nickname
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Tricycle is Tipping ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Some felon crushed by Epstein emails—Newsom trolls him again
  • SNL Weekend Update: Government shutdown ends and Epstein email says Трамп “Knew about the girls”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: DOJ Films presents “The Epstein-O-Matic”
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Take Me Home, Epstein Files ♬:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп braces for Hurricane Epstein, spews nonsense & lEon joins for dinner with Saudi Crown Prince
  • Steve Shives: Why I’m in the Epstein files 11,000 times
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Oh Pam Bondi ♬
  • LegalEagle: Congress just rebelled against Трамп
  • Jon Stewart: Epstein emails reveal “Bubba” bombshell about Трамп & Republicans pretend it’s NBD
  • Ronnie Chieng: MTG claps back at Трамп as House votes to release Epstein files
  • Stephen: Jeffrey Epstein, “Трамп’s a bad guy” & “Bubba” was neither a Clinton nor a horse & Трамп, “I don’t care”
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ Red ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп put his surrender and humiliation in writing signing Epstein files bill
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Mr. MAGA Man ♬:

  • Stephen: Did Трамп really sign Epstein files bill? & Pam Bondi’s flip flop & Sean Duffy’s travel advice
  • Ari Melber: The 1st Epstein files! MAGA’s Bannon plotted to redeem “monster” sex trafficker Epstein
  • Champnella: I fixed Sean Duffy’s Department of Transportation ad…
  • ScaredKetchup: Epstein Island 2
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Marjorie ♬
  • Ronny Chieng and Michael Kosta: RFK Hospital—An original series inspired by the medical advice of RFK Jr.
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I’m Gonna Change the Epstein News Today ♬
  • SNL: Epstein White House briefing

Robert Reich: Our economy is in danger. Here’s why

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/18/25, 4:05 pm

DLBottle

Feeling some political tension these days? Looking for a release? It doesn’t take a vote of Congress…just drop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally. Relax, have a beer, and join the conversation.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room starting about 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/14/25, 8:45 pm

Nick Offerman: America’s small farms are being slaughtered by corporations

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzonus:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ “Sleepy Don” A Lullaby ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: Capt’n Bone Spurs doesn’t give a fuck about our veterans
  • Glenn Kirschner: Judge orders release of some immigrants detained in Трамп’s “Midway Blitz” operation in Chicago
  • The Late Show: The Dotard J. Трамп sleepy-time coin collection
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп rips Mamdani & wants troops in NYC
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When The Crowd Starts Booing the President ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп threatens air traffic controllers & the math on 50-year mortgages
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Go to Sleep ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Big Phoney Schmuck! ♬:

  • Steve Shives: Brainstorming how Трамп can get a third term
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп falls asleep in Oval Office chaos and Newsom trolls him again
  • Josh Johnson: Трамп’s affordability tailspin—50-year mortgages, tariff checks & maybe socialism
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I believe in the Dotard Трамп ♬
  • SNL: Oval Office press conference
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares war on food stamps
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dozy Donnie, Asleep at the Wheel ♬
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Трамп’ll Nail Ya ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: Executive collapses in Oval Office & Zohran Mamdani elected New Mayor of NYC
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Two Truths and a Lie ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Bought Me A Supreme ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп–Terrible Taste and Likely Tastes Terrible ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard suing BBC for ONE BILLION DOLLARS!

Matthew Cooke: The Mamdani effect

ScaredKetchup: Dead celebs react to new SOUTH PARK episode

The Deplorable Brigade:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is lost in his own fear about the Epstein emails. His silence proves it.
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп aides meet in situation room to discuss Epstein crisis & MAGA furious over visas
  • Ari Melber: New Epstein emails implicate the felonious President and his DOJ
  • Stephen: “Of Course [Трамп] knew about the girls”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Let’s go with the lie ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is betrayed by Boebert & Mace on Epstein files
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп knew about the girls—Jeffery Epstein ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп is Rotten ♬
  • Josh Johnson: Epstein emails implicating Трамп surface as Ghislaine gets VIP treatment in prison
  • Caitlin Speaks: Mike Johnson’s $3.7 million “roommate” scandal explained
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ F.B. Eyes ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп rocked by new Epstein Bombshell, shows off gaudy White House redesign
  • Desi Lydic & Troy Iwata recap MAGA’s night of flops at the FAUX Nation Patriot Awards
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: In newly public emails Epstein says “of course” Трамп “knew about the girls”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Dirty Dotard ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп panics over 20K Epstein emails and Bondi shredding her own “cover up” memo
  • Stella Magz: Трамп did what to Bill Clinton?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  • Mother Jones: Why Border Patrol recruits at rodeos
  • Josh Johnson: Epstein-Трамп saga gets 20K pages longer & Megyn Kelly splits hairs on pedophilia:

  • Stella Magz: Karoline Leavitt ditches her cross for this press conference
  • LegalEagle: Epstein implicates Трамп
  • Chris Hayes: Never-before-seen Epstein emails—Трамп “spent hours” with victim inside house
  • The Resistance: ♫ Cover-Up ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Files Foster Fear for Foul Fathead! ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Knew Epstein ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Release the files ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Epstein’s Island ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп is in the Epstein emails—He “knew,” spent “hours” with victim
  • Stell Magz: Let’s play a game…Two truths and a lie
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Epstein emails about him

LegalEagle: Sandwich hero wins trial over hero sandwich

Total Shut-show Shuts:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп booed at NFL game; Democrats cave on shutdown despite big wins, favorable polls
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: With Трамп’s shutdown ending, Dems are closer than ever to forcing Epstein files release
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates shutdown win
  • Stephen: Dem defectors vote to end shutdown, get nothing from GOP & Трамп stadium & asleep in the Oval Office
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets booed at NFL game & Democrats cave on government shutdown

Barack Obama surprises plane of veterans as they arrive in Washington

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Monday, 11/10/25, 11:26 pm

DLBottleJoin us Tuesday night for some adventures in post-election politics (over a pint) at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet each and and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 11/7/25, 10:20 pm

Robert Reich: What Democrats SHOULD be doing

Stephen: The Late Show CSI—Criminal sandwich investigation

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп’s Great Tariff Swindle ♬
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп vs. New York—The President’s feud with the Big Apple goes way back
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard gets emotional about Nancy Pelosi retiring
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп’s tone-deaf bathroom remodel, S.N.A.P. benefits run out
  • Jordan Klepper: Трамп targets obesity & threatens Nigeria while airlines cut flights amid shutdown
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: You are not alone tonight if you disapprove of The Felon Von Shitzonyou’s presidency
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Dictator State of Mind ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп REELS as groceries gaffe, SNAP fight, and “Great Gatsby” optics collide
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Poncho and The ICE Man, A Ballad ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard deporting World Series MVP?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп renovates White House bathroom as courts rule against him on SNAP funding
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies:The Great Fatsby
  • SNL: White House Makeover
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Johnson 3-Step ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Newsom trolls Трамп’s cognitive test—Halloween costumes are comedy gold
  • Stephen: MAGA parties while children go hungry & Трамп’s shady crypto pardon
  • J-L Cauvin: Some felon’s obituary for Dick Cheney
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп looking away from a man in need should be the portrait for his second term
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп throws Great Gatsby party as SNAP benefits expire & blames Democrats for shutdown
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп the Paper Tiger ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Don Rickles & Jimi Hendrix roast Трамп—Club Dead
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ His Brain Has Reached its End ♬
  • Jen Psaki: “Sandwich guy” acquitted by jury—another faceplant for Трамп’s DOJ
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Don’t Die or Slump With Трамп ♬
  • Champnella: In midst of government shutdown, Трамп throws a Roaring 20s Halloween Party
  • JoJoFromJerz: The Dotard is a sociopath
  • The Late Show: The President’s solution for widespread flight cancellations
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп learns to say “affordability,” but doesn’t seem to grasp its meaning
  • Steve Shives: Nuclear paranoia is back!
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard sets record for longest government shutdown

LegalEagle: The DOJ indicted a YouTuber (Kat Abu), and it’s bullshit

Matthew Cooke: “Socialism never worked”

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

More Fucking Deplorables:

  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk & JD Vance soft launch was a hard watch….
  • Chris Hayes: Jasmine Crockett RIPS Mike Johnson’s “petulant child” stunt
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A song for “Nasty Nancy” Mace ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Believe ♬:

  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Cry More Mamdani Tears ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ (If “Loving” Vance is Wrong,) I Don’t Want to be Right ♬
  • SNL Weekend Update: George Santos on the New York City Marathon
  • JoJoFromJerz: Weird how Mike Johnson suddenly loses his memory huh?
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance and Erika Kirk
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pete Hegseth Has a Large Delusion ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Usha, Are You Okay? ♬
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ The Epstein File (Give Us Something to Talk About) ♬:

  • Caitlin Speaks: JD Vance will be whatever he needs to be
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Dick Cheney Is Dead ♬
  • Champnella: Speaker Mike “I don’t know” Johnson vs Sgt Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Horror House Monsters ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Shut Yo Damn Mouth ♬

Electile DysFunction:

  • Jordan Klepper: NYC Mayor race, Mamdani hits the club & Cuomo fingers his O.J. Bronco
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Gets His Ass Whooped at the Polls (like in 2020) ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Some felon blames the shutdown for huge Democratic wins & Zohran Mamdani’s historic NYC victory
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Mamdani vs Cuomo & The Dotard threatens to delay SNAP benefits & brags about Трампified Kennedy Center
  • Christopher Titus: REPUBLI-GEDDON!
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed the Democrats have won the 2025 elections
  • Desi Lydic FAUXsplains Zohran Mamdani, NYC’s radical new Mayor:

  • Liberal Redneck: On election day’s big win
  • Stephen: Mamdani hits the club & Cuomo’s dubious endorsements & Pelosi, Трамп is “A vile creature”
  • Ali Velshi: Трамп’s reaction to Tuesday’s crushing election defeat? Basically, “Let them eat cake”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s very bad election night as Democrats win, Republicans cry fraud & longest shutdown ever
  • Stephen: Dems sweep! & Mamdani, “New York will be the light” & Sherrill, Spanberger declare victory
  • Jordan Klepper: Mamdani and Democrats score big wins & conservatives melt down
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ I Guess We Showed Them ♬:

  • Lauren Mayer and Scott Grinthal: ♫ The Vote In California ♬
  • Seth Meyers: FAUX and GOP admit anti-Трамп backlash fueled huge Democratic election wins
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard has an election night meltdown
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is living in fear tonight of just how bad election night will be for him next year

Stephen: Air travel pain intensifies & FIFA’s fake Peace Prize & Americans need to lose 135 billion pounds

LegalEagle: Circuit Judges are fed up with SCOTUS

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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