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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 9/19/25, 11:36 pm

LegalEagle: DC Juries refuse to indict protestors

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Christopher Titus: If he’s breathing he’s LYING!!!
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп gets cold reception in England, sues NY Times for $15B & kooky Kash Patel on the Epstein files
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ First, Bolsonaro. Next, Трамп ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s magical carriage ride & RFK Jr. stokes vaccine chaos & buying TikTok
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s crypto corruption, explained
  • Tad Stoermer: The 1933 Nazi playbook that explains why ABC cancelled Kimmel
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ “A”—He’s Abominable ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Everything Under Трамп is a Little More Stupid
  • The Daily Show: Трамп sending National Guard to NYC? New Yorkers sound off
  • Desi Lydic: Kash Patel gets grilled on Epstein & Трамп lives out his king fantasies in the U.K.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—He’s EVERYTHING We Need ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп family’s UAE crypto deal revealed & The Felon snaps at Australian reporter
  • Ari Melber: Bondi retreats! Трамп’s DOJ backtracks attack on free speech amid MAGA crackdown on liberal orgs
  • Rachel Maddow: For a would-be strongman, Трамп is profoundly weak
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gives Europe ultimatum after Russian drones breach NATO airspace
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Put Up Some Fences ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп bans hater speech
  • Paul Krugman: Why tariffs won’t bring back manufacturing jobs
  • Calmly Unhinged: The Трамп speech as read by a British woman
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to the New York Times winning
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and Epstein—Still Close as Ever ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп returns from U.K. visit and the White House cracks down on free speech
  • LegalEagle: The Dotard sues NYT for not praising him
  • Glenn Kirschner: Трамп pressures DOJ to indict NY AG Letitia James despite absence of evidence of crime by James!
  • Parody Project: ♫ All I Wanna Do (Is See Трамп Gone) ♬:

  • Brenna Perez: DOJ deletes data on political violence, so here’s some MORE research it would delete if it could!
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Three Times a Fascist ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s fairy tale visit to England & Kash Patel SUCKS at his job
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Get Back to Talking ’bout Epstein ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп tariffs ruled illegal…again

Robert Reich: The Supreme Court’s “Shadow Docket,” explained

ANOTHER Fucking School Shooting:

  • Liberal Redneck: On the alarming aftermath of Charlie Kirk’s murder
  • Steve Shives: JD Vance is right (about one thing)
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to host The Charlie Kirk Show
  • Christopher Titus: The violent Left
  • Stella Magz: Трамп is already over it….
  • David Corn: No, Charlie Kirk was not practicing politics the right way

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Heavy Black Boots ♬

The Fucking Fascist Snowflakes That Fully Embrace Cancel Culture:

  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп grieves by talking about $200 million ballroom & MAGA hits new lows
  • Desi Lydic: Charlie Kirk criticism ignites MAGA cancel culture spree
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to cancelling of Jimmy Kimmel
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed ABC has suspended Jimmy Kimmel Live! indefinitely
  • Liberal Redneck: Jimmy Kimmel suspension met with thunderous applause from free speech lovers
  • Jimmy Fallon: Reaction to Kimmel’s suspension after FCC pressure; Трамп wraps up U.K. visit
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The Epstein survivors have questions that Трамп and Patel refuse to answer
  • Jon Stewart: Post-Kimmel primer on free speech in the glorious Трамп era:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Avenging Kimmel by turning Von Shitzenpantz into a Muppet ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Bigger than Kimmel—What’s really behind the comedian’s suspension
  • Stephen: We are all Jimmy Kimmel & the easy way or the hard way & Трамп urges NBC to cancel Fallon and Meyers
  • Ari Melber: All 9 Justices are against MAGA censorship—if ABC defends Kimmel
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Having Empathy Means Having Empathy for Everyone ♬
  • David Letterman: The FCC calls Dave
  • Chris Hayes: Reacts to Jimmy Kimmel suspension following Трамп FCC threats
  • Stella Magz: Jimmy Kimmel canceled after FCC threat
  • Christopher Titus: Jimmy Kimmel cancelled??? Stop being pusillanimous!!!:

  • Clare Blackwood: ABC’s CEO is very sorry Jimmy Kimmel made daddy Трамп mad
  • Steve Shives: Offended right-wingers should take their own advice
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ That’s Just How Facists Be ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ Disney’s message to employees—Shut your trap ♬
  • Ari Melber: MAGA censorship! Трамп’s Kimmel plot EXPOSED as backlash hits Disney, GOP & more
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ On Hopes to Turn Tragedy into More Tragedy ♬
  • Stephen: The Word—Shhhhhh!

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Deplorable Boys and Girls:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп wants us to talk about Jimmy Kimmel. So we’ll talk about Трамп & Jeffrey Epstein
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Nancy Mace Named to Replace Satan? ♬
  • Michelle Wolf: Трамп + Epstein + Charlie Kirk
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп doesn’t want us to talk about Jeffrey Epstein’s emails. So we will.
  • Caitlin Speaks: Ted Cruz’s immigration story EXPOSED (the hypocrisy is wild)
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Kash Patel always gets his manicotti
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz files the most ridiculous lawsuit ever by the most ridiculous litigant in history
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Hegseth, Putting the Pete in The Peter Principle ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/16/25, 5:45 pm

DLBottle

Hey everyone, “General” Pam Bondi says she is outlawing free speech! So please join us this evening for some liberal conversation (before it is criminalized) over a pint (before it is prohibited) at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally (before we are all rounded up and sent to Gitmo, the Florence Supermax, or Florida).

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place (at least, for now)…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 9/12/25, 11:32 pm

Robert Reich: The secret behind high gas prices

Stephen Colbert: A note about Charlie Kirk & Europe on the brink of war & Трамп goes out to dinner & MAHA for kids

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Taylor Swift vs MAGA Man ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп busted by his own distinct signature, sinks to new depths of historic disgrace
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Boom, Gone, Bing, Bong! ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s nightmare—Epstein revelations & National Guard “shame” rock MAGA
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard condemns political violence unless he’s encouraging it
  • JoJoFromJerz: When it comes to Трамп, God has left the building
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп wages war on American cities as DOD gets a makeover
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Measles and Polio Down in the Schoolyard ♬:

  • Timely Tunes for Troubled Times: ♫ The Department of War ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s lies become more OUTLANDISH as he contorts reality to cover himself
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Its Not Department of Defense, It’s Called Department of War ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп threatens war against Chicago & Hegseth raps & Dems release Epstein birthday card
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп threatens Chicago, his alleged creepy note to Epstein released & the Department of WAR!
  • Stephen: Happy anniversary! & America’s Secretary of War & Epstein’s birthday book & Cocaine Island
  • LegalEagle: Трамп killed 11 alleged drug traffickers. Is this murder?
  • John Oliver: Трамп vs. higher education
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: On a note Трамп sent him comparing its signature to the Epstein birthday note signature
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп blames the left for Charlie Kirk’s assassination as rhetoric escalates
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Archbishop Dotard Трамп ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Time to Toss Трамп ♬
  • Timely Tunes for Troubled Times: ♫ Secret Song of a Felon King ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Inflation rises as economy gets worse and farmers suffer from Трамп’s tariffs
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Didn’t Sign It ♬
  • Stella Magz: Old McDotard Трамп destroyed farms….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп—The Answer to Today’s Riddle ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Трамп YET AGAIN—and it’s comedy gold

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Science in health, wealth, & war:

Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ My Country, Tears for Thee ♬

Steve Shives: I thought I’d never be sad for Charlie Kirk

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ https://youtu.be/fDBio5JsQyw ♬

Deplorables, Sycophants and Liars:

  • Jon Stewart: If Трамп isn’t dying, why is he being treated like a Make-A-Wish kid?
  • Stella Magz: Karoline “Trout mouth” Leavitt lying again…..
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Charlie Kirk has been assassinated
  • The Late Show: Handwriting experts say it’s Трамп’s signature on the Epstein birthday drawing
  • Steve Shives: State of Florida bans public safety
  • Christopher Titus: Assassination of an ass
  • Dark Brandon: Hey MAGA Трамп’s Epstein love letter was finally released
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп divides America in aftermath of Charlie Kirk murder & Republicans block Epstein file release
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Wait To See ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Epstein’s “chilling” secrets exposed with bombshell personal email “trove” on Maxwell, Трамп, others
  • Liberal Redneck: On the brief notion that Трамп was an FBI informant
  • Jimmy Kimmel: “Трамп letter” in Epstein birthday book causes MAGA freakout & Newsom mocks the Dotard on social media
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: One honest thing Трамп said about Epstein’s survivors is ‘I haven’t thought about it’
  • Parody Project: ♫ Should Old Offenses Be Forgot—Ode to Epstein ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s pervy page in Epstein’s birthday book & Sotomayor’s blistering dissent to SCOTUS ICE ruling
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard was an FBI informant on Epstein
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blue Pill Dreams ♬
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s art—Am I right?
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Doctors I Trust More than RFK Jr. ♬:

  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s pervy Epstein bday card released & MAGA allies run for cover
  • LegalEagle: Supreme Court just legalized racial profiling
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп met with protests while dining out in DC; GOP calls Epstein birthday card fake
  • Caitlin Speaks: Laura Loomer, ANCHOR BABY?! You Can’t Make This Up!
  • Antichrist 45: Трамп’s stunning lack of empathy
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп cries “Democrat hoax” over dirty doodle in Epstein birthday book & he dines out in DC
  • The Late Show: The Dotard: I’m not a drawing person
  • Political Primate: Elon Musk’s algorithmic antics—A polemic on billionaire meddling in democracy
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to E. Jean Carroll winning AGAIN

Ross Childs: Welcome to Chicago

J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Bolsonaro conviction in Brazil

Stephen: A message of unity & aliens are here & ambassador fired over Epstein book & RFK Jr. is “different”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle!

by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/9/25, 4:24 pm

DLBottleToday is Tuesday. And for Seattle that means “Drinking Liberally night.” So please join us this evening for conversations over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 9/6/25, 12:12 am

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The SUPREME-ly rotten COURT ♬

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is still alive!
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s absence sparks health rumors & judges rule against Трамп on troops & tariffs
  • Ali Velshi: Трамп’s economy is so bad he’s trying to distract from it by talking about Epstein!
  • John D. Cundle: ♫ Трамп Dumped by Dictators—A Love Ballad ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Conspiracy Theory Explains Трамп’s Heartless Actions ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп rants about Epstein “hoax,” brags about troops in American cities & all of our enemies team up
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard just brought back the “War Department”
  • Caitlin Speaks: Трамп keeps losing in court—3 cases BLOCKED!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Goodnight Saigon / D.C. ♬:

  • Stephen: The Dotard is alive & out the White House window & rage in the Rose Garden
  • Liberal Redneck: Трамп holds press conference, apparently isn’t dead
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Bag of Pus? ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: New Ad—Трамп’s National Guard
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard explains why he hates wind power
  • Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Трамп AGAIN — and it’s even funnier
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Did Dotard Трамп Die? ♬
  • LegalEagle: (Another) extraordinary update on Abrego Garcia
  • Stephen: A scary time for Chicago & Трамп gets FOMO over China’s military parade & The Dotard’s life lessons
  • The Daily Show: Everything Трамп has banned since stepping back into office
  • Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Hands OFF! ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard shuts down rumor that he had a stroke
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick…. ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп stops ALL the wars, MAGA mouth-breathers mad about Cracker Barrel & Ted Cruz shows off accent
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп panics over Epstein vote & MTG breaks with Трамп & Chicago braces for troops
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s pay-to-pardon scheme
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Who Puts the “Dick” in “Dictator” ♬:

  • The Daily Show: Commander-In-Beef—Трамп faces off against the media, Zelenskyy, Harvard & more
  • Stephen: RFK Jr. sparks vaccine chaos & why Трамп hates windmills
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s crazy summer & rumors that he died & Colbert’s cancellation
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s triple crisis—Jobs stall, Epstein scandal erupts & legal losses pile up
  • Puppet Regime: It’s that time again!
  • Seth Meyers: Senate grills RFK Jr. & Трамп strikes alleged “drug boat” & radioactive shrimp recalled
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Waiting for the Throne ♬

Steve Shives: Concerned Principal talks with parent of trans student

Cult of the Felon:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Some Things Remain the Same (sadly) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ My Favorite Claims ♬
  • Dark Brandon: A very strong case why MAGA are troglodytes
  • Get High, Watch This: RFK Jr’s incredible brainworms…Трамп’s latest health crisis averted
  • ScaredKetchup: President JD Vance’s first presser (plus NEW AI Taylor Swift preview)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Hairdresser—Just “Dyeing” to Meet Him ♬
  • Political Primate: The Great Vaccination Unraveling—RFK Jr. and the death of herd immunity
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Only Need But Two ♬:

  • Dark Brandon: The Dotard comes clean about Jeffery Epstein
  • Christopher Titus: Dumb as a rock with skin cancer
  • Ross Childs: JD says “He’s fine”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: RFK Jr., the most dangerous nepo baby in American history, testified today not under oath
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Red State Blues ♬

Jonathan Mann: ♫ It’s A Psyop ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 9/2/25, 4:17 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets this evening for some political discussions with a drink. There is no agenda, no program…just liberals hanging out and engaging in conversations.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/29/25, 10:34 pm

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Help the Military Religious Freedom Foundation

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Semi-Automatic Patriotic Flag Burning ♬:

Vox: Why fire “season” doesn’t end

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Robert Reich: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz’s new enemy? Our National Parks
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп faceplants in court for overreach on tariffs
  • LegalEagle: Трамп orders cops to arrest flag burners
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard plans to “honor” hurricane Katrina
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Not Too Soon (To Feel Panic) ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Man Reggae Jam ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ So Long You Fool (Трамп edition) ♬
  • Ali Velshi: Fmr. Social Security boss says Трамп & DOGE created “greatest theft of personal data in U.S. history”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Your Tiny Hands are Bruised and Blue (The Warning Signs) ♬
  • Keith Edwards: ♫ Sayin’ A Lie ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ He Just Can’t Wait to Be King! ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ National Security Alert—The Dotard Трамп’s Ass is Chapped! ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard is forced to tell the TRUTH!!!
  • Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ Трамп is in the files ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals his plan for Chicago
  • Ali Velshi: Prof. Tribe breaks down Трамп’s loss on tariffs in appeals court
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп tariffs found ILLEGAL by U.S. appeals court
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Pretends to Love the Flag ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ One Way or Another (Трамп edition) ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s massive fines cancelled by Appellate Court (for now)
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Taylor Swift engagement

Knotheadusc: ♫ (Newsom’s) Balls of Brass ♬

Parody Project: ♫ This Land Was Made For… ♬:

ScaredKetchup: ♫ Gavin Newsom – DARK WOKE ♬

Douchebags, Dipshits and Deplorables:

  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп & JD Vance trolled by Gavin Newsom and it’s hilarious
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Pete Hegseth March (even if it is August) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI FunniesI Think I’m Turning Blue
  • Liberal Redneck: MAGA goes full self parody with response to new Cracker Barrel logo
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Pee-wee German’s Playhouse ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Release Them Epstein Files ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When It’s Clear Трамп’s Kickin’, Very Few Will be Stickin’ ♬
  • Political Primate: The Karoline Leavitt conundrum—On faith, falsehood, and the theatre of authority
  • Right Plight: ♫ Don’t Tell Me No Truth ♬
  • Caitlin Speaks: If immigrants must learn English…then so does MAGA
  • Jesse Welles: ♫ The Ballad of Big Balls ♬:
  • Christopher Titus: Thoughts, prayers, and Kevlar book bags
  • John Oliver: Mike Lindell & MyStore
  • Ali Velshi: PragerU’s insidious alternative to PBS hits U.S. classrooms
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts loud about Gavin Newsom
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Ain’t No Better Time To Leave the Cult ♬:

  • Ross Childs: Cracker Barrel went woke!?!
  • Champnella: Cabinet embarrasses itself trying to kiss Трамп’s ass (or fellate his mushroom)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Breaking News—John Bolton Survives Leech Attack! ♬
  • Liberal Redneck: The Right’s response to the Minnesota shooting

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/26/25, 3:41 pm

DLBottlePlease join us at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally this fine summer evening so that we can spend our Soros money to rebuild the Deep State and re-launch the Jade Helm 15 project.

No…wait. We’re just going to chat over cold drinks.

This time.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/22/25, 8:58 pm

Liberal Redneck: Gerrymandering and the coming electoral arms race

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to raid on John Bolton’s house
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Putin Humiliates Трамп (Again) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Peppermint Freeway ♬
  • Jen Psaki: D.C. residents rage at Трамп’s military crackdown
  • Get High, Watch This: The Dotard unveils new White House PORTRAITS
  • The New Yorker: How much money is Robber Baron Von Shitzenpantz profiting from the Presidency?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Beautiful Morning ♬
  • Lawrence: Federal judge publicly calls out Трамп Justice Dept. out for its Epstein case “diversion”
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Sir! ♬:

  • John Oliver: Make America Healthy Again
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Трамп & Putin’s BIG Alaska Adventure (The Re-Do) ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard recaps his meeting with Zelenskyy
  • Robert Reich: How YOU can fight back against Трамп
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп says “I DESERVE a Nobel Prize, everyone agrees.”
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Straight to Hell ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Don’t You Mess With Sesame Street ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Custer at Little Bighorn, Napoleon at Waterloo, Трамп at Anchorage ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп’s hostile takeover of DC backfires
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп uses his desk to hide his swollen ankles & his Atty. Gen. to hide the Epstein files
  • John Di Domenico: ♫ Трамп & Tom Cruise Zoom call over Kennedy Center honors ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Expand Zelenskyy meets with Трамп and company
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard tells Smithsonian: “Britney Spears’ slavery was good!”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Asserts that He’s a “War Hero” ♬
  • Get High, Watch This: Putin’s puppet show starring The Dotard Трамп!!!

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wanted: For Corned Beef on Rye ♬

More Morons, Mobsters, Molesters, and Misinformed Mental Midgets of the MAGA Mob:

  • Parody Project: ♫ We Lie—Making America great ♬
  • Chris Hayes: JD Vance can’t escape the memes—8 vacation in 7 months but protests HAUNT him
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ DON’T Talk about Epstein! ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance vs radioactive shrimp
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ M.A.G.A. (Musical and Generally Accurate) ♬
  • John Di Domenico: ♫ I would hide 5000 Epstein Files ♬:

  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance banned from pub & hilariously trolled in UK
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ The Shame Game ♬
  • Ross Childs: JD Vance goes to Scotland
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Were YOU Hoodwinked by Трамп? ♬

Ari Melber: CA Dems strike back HARD at Texas GOP’s power grab

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/19/25, 4:37 pm

DLBottlePlease join us this evening for an adventure in political punditry over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/12/25, 2:21 pm

DLBottlePlease join us tonight for an evening of hot politics and warm conversations over a cold pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/8/25, 10:35 pm

Bill Hoover: ♫ Will ICE Come Knockin ♬

Right Plight: Boots!

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Demands Ballroom Space ♬
  • Stephen: Our twice-impeached President & Job Killer Трамп
  • The Late Show: ♫ Putting Nukes On The Moon ♬
  • Puppet Regime: Трамп’s deadline for Putin
  • Dark Brandon: Did Трамп really fire the jobs lady over bad numbers?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Diddler on the Roof ♬
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Трамп Is On The Roof ♬:

  • The Other Brother: ♫ I’d Like to Give the World a Shock ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Epstein strategy dinner canceled after backlash & Трамп mocks Tim Cook after gold gift
  • The Late Show: Why Трамп wants a golden ballroom at the White House
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Lost His Little Mind ♬
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s gift to Amazon
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп botches fitness test launch, Dotard Jr. reacts to Scotland
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ Rosie’s Anthem ♬:

  • Stephen: Vance’s Epstein dinner & ICE’s age cap & RFK Jr. attacks vaccines & Трамп burns our tax dollars
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Crashing the Economy (As Predicted) ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ The Saga of Dotard Трамп ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп’s new charts
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп wanders on White House roof and rants about CA water and Dems gight GOP election rigging in TX
  • Christopher Titus: Six months of psycho!!!
  • Brenna Perez: Трамп wants to treat 14 year olds as adults… (Hasn’t he always?)
  • Stephen: Highest tariffs since the ’30s & Colbert has better ratings & Little Prince Vance
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Plan for a Gilded Throne Room ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ I Guess That’s Why He Calls It Fake News ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп fires BLS Commissioner after brutal job numbers & Pirro confirmed as US Attorney
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ White House reaction to tough questions ♬
  • Jen Psaki: “TACO” Трамп appears to surrender to Putin in advance; replaces ultimatum with concession meeting
  • Stephen: Why was The Dotard on the roof? Трамп’s disapproval rating. Did Ghislaine snitch? Red state rage
  • Christopher Titus: The Hump with ZERO RESULTS!!!
  • LegalEagle: Crime is legal in New Jersey (because Alina Habba is terrible)
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Why Stop at a Ballroom? ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—half the intellect and twice the ego ♬

John Oliver: Deferred prosecution agreements

Miscellaneous Deplorables, Perverts, and Fascists:

  • The Daily Show: A deep dive into Трамп’s history with Epstein pt. 1
  • The Daily Show: A deep dive into Трамп’s history with Epstein Pt. 2
  • Ross Childs: Come back, Demmy-Crats!!
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Game With The Names ♬:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: As long as Трамп is alive, he should face questions about Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell
  • Jen Psaki: Lawsuit threatens to BLOW THE LID OFF the Трамп White House’s Epstein secrets
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Hold It Down ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike:♫ Maxwell’s Golden Pardon ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Jeffrey Epstein Twist ♬:

  • LegalEagle: Candace Owens defames the Macrons? (Popcorn time!)
  • Steve Shives: Voter’s remorse helpline—Epstein files edition
  • Brenna Perez: They removed part of the constitution (including Habeus Corpus)
  • Liberal Redneck: MAGA continues to create their own reality
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ She’s Lost that MAGA Feelin’… ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Jeanine Pirro brings her intoxicating grit to D.C….
  • Rocky Mountain Mike:“Snippy”—The complicit paper clip
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Revealing Трамп’s plan to marry Ghislaine Maxwell ♬

Lauren Mayer: ♫ Gerrymandering! ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 8/5/25, 2:29 pm

DLBottleToday is primary Election Day in Washington, so if you haven’t sent in your ballot yet, do so now. You can drop it off before 8pm in a drop box near you or swing by a post office and drop it in the mail.

Looking for information about candidates? You can find your official voter’s pamphlet from this page. If you want a progressive take on the ballot measures and candidates, check out the Progressive Voter’s Guide by FUSE WA.

When you are done voting, swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for a lively discussion and a beer.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/1/25, 10:52 pm

Liberal Redneck: Sydney Sweeney’s jeans and the truth about “woke cancel culture”

The Late Show: Tired of Democrats who don’t fight back against Republicans?

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп has no time for being President ♬
  • Ali Velshi: From a souring economy to Epstein, Трамп “isn’t fixing anything”
  • Steve Shives: Трамп continues murdering celebrities to distract from Epstein files
  • LegalEagle: Pardon or immunity for Ghislaine?
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ tay Awake… A lullaby for The Dotard ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Трамп un-wokes Smithsonian
  • The Late Show: ♫ Beyoncé Responds To Presnit Трамп ♬:

  • Jen Psaki: Трамп blows up his own case for tariff power with scattershot excuses
  • Political Primate: The Scottish welcome Трамп’s theatrical homecoming
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп skims nuclear safety funds to spruce up vanity gift plane from Qatar
  • ScaredKetchup: The Трамп show is BACK w/ Epstein files + MORE
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard brings back the Presidential Fitness test
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Bawdy Song Making Fun of Трамп (Трампer trigger warning) ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ August Sun ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing—Who is Трамп going to throw under the bus for Epstein Files?
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп goes off the deep end over bad jobs numbers and even a FAUX panel is stunned
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп invites Jesus to the workplace & GOP prays for a tariff rebate
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ (He Never Promised Us A) Rose Garden ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s First Half a Year’s a Success! (He said so.) ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп will try to “cook the books” after firing labor stats chief, experts warn
  • Peter Quentin: ♫ Deportees ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Scotland Hates Трамп ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ We Don’t Wanna Leave You Hangin’, but We Could ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Africa Melania ♬
  • LegalEagle: Трамп to prosecute Obama for treason?

John Oliver: Gang databases

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Deplorable Dumpster:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп can’t escape Epstein questions in Scotland, calls Epstein Island a “privilege”
  • Champnella: ♫ FRIENDS starring The Dotard Трамп and Jeffrey Epstein ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard goes after Marjorie Taylor Greene
  • Dark Brandon: MAGA, you chose the Shit—Now you get to wear it
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ My Beef With Jeffrey Epstein ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—World’s Most Notorious Golf Cheat ♬
  • LegalEagle: Epstein takes the Fifth about Трамп
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп bombarded by Epstein Q’s in Scotland & MAGA “caddies” provide cover back home
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Holiday ♬:

  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Top 5 MAGA prayer requests
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп “haunted” by Epstein questions, says Epstein poached spa staff as polls crater
  • The Late Show: The Dotard von Shitzenpantz, master of impressions
  • Desi Lydic: Horny, anti-woke nutburger GOP defend Sydney Sweeney amid denim ad backlash
  • Liberal Redneck: What is their plan for Ghislaine??
  • The Daily Show: Joe Rogan—The path to Roganlightenment
  • Ari Melber: 47’s Epstein shame! Victims slam secretive, partisan failures by Трамп & DOJ in sex trafficking case
  • Brenna Perez: Joe Rogan, “Do they think we’re babies?!” … Yeah, Joe.
  • Dark Brandon: A very strong case of why MAGA voters are racist
  • Stella Magz: Boebert’s son cited for child abuse…
  • Jordan Klepper hears MAGA’s Epstein conspiracies over the years
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Alex Jones
  • Tommy Campbell: Scotland mocks Трамп’s visit & Mike Lindell reacts to appeal
  • Cathy Fink Marcy Marxer: ♫ It ain’t gonna go away! ♬:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates confirmation of Emil Bove
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Donny Loved a Pedo (And The Pedo Loved ‘the Don’) ♬
  • Seth Meyers: “Missing minute” in Epstein jail video deepens mystery & Трамп nods off at White House
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s Epstein hole gets deeper with apparent special treatment of Ghislaine Maxwell
  • Desi Lydic: Трамп asks Hegseth to cool it with the polygraphs & Kristi Noem goes horse girl
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп complains about losing spa staff & Mike Lindell talks jail
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Epstein Was Трамп’s Closest Friend (So what might we infer?) ♬
  • Stephen: A Scottish welcome & Ghislaine Maxwell mystery & Paramount + Skydance = PSKY & are NBC and ABC next?

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 7/29/25, 5:24 pm

DLBottleWith Election Day in Washington just a week away, right now is a good time to fill out that ballot and drop it off at a drop box near you. Then, swing by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally for conversations over a drink.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us out on the back patio. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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