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by Carl Ballard β€” Monday, 4/13/26, 8:03 am

Good morning. I went to my first Mariners game of the year over the weekend. Good times.

I don’t know if the staff are wit the M’s or the stadium, but I do want to give them a shout out. I was there with someone who sometimes needs a wheelchair, and they were very accommodating. Sorry to vaguebook here but I do want to say they checked in without being obtrusive and generally very helpful.

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  1. RNC RESEARCH spews:

    Monday, 4/13/26 at 9:25 am

    Usha Vance is an anchor baby.

    She must be deported.

  2. G spews:

    Monday, 4/13/26 at 9:29 am

    https://upload.democraticunderground.com/imgs/2026/260413-guide.jpg

    I know why Drumpf is hating on the Pope – he hates that people kiss the Pope’s hand and not his.

    It would be great to watch Bob kiss Donald’s hand.

  3. Vicious Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/13/26 at 9:59 am

    @ 1

    Usha Vance is an anchor baby.

    She must be deported.

    Well, it would certainly help YLB to breathe more easily.

  4. G spews:

    Monday, 4/13/26 at 10:04 am

    The main comment made here is spot on.

    Only a dumbfuck would think this is success. And we know they never disappoint in being wrong.

    I think it is a cunning plan with intent to self-destruct on purpose. Nobody would fuck the farmers and the military and the economy like this without caring or doing so on purpose.

    https://democraticunderground.com/1016426907

  5. lmao spews:

    Monday, 4/13/26 at 10:12 am

    to breathe more easily.

    translation: kreepfuck is breathless waiting for the issue of Usha’s uterus.

    like for the zoomer redneck’s baby momma it stalked and ended up getting fucked in the ass for its trouble.

    Hey, the starvation of oxygen to kreepfuck’s pea brain in anticipation of Usha’s birthing will make for great laughs here at HA and might just end up being great for the kids..

    from it’s own babbling…

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