HorsesAss.Org

  • Home
  • About HA
  • Advertise
  • Archives
  • Donate

It Once Again Falls To Me To Defend a GOP Fuck Up

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 1/31/14, 1:27 pm

Don’t get me wrong, Trey Radel is a complete asshole. You know, fuck that guy. Seriously. And double don’t get me wrong, you probably shouldn’t use cocaine. But I don’t think that he should have resigned.

Sure, if he legitimately needed to get his shit together, fine, whatever. But he did something so bad that it earned him no jail time. It was a crime, and he faced the consequences; They just weren’t all that extreme in the eyes of the law. If that’s something the voters want to punish him for, well, we live in a democracy. If his party doesn’t want to get behind him for future elections, that’s their right. But elections ought to matter.

I mean, sure cocaine mostly just exists to make rich people act like assholes. But he was a Tea Party Republican, so you know, par for the course. And yes, I know that makes him a hypocrite. By all means, we should throw out every member of the House who someone can show is a hypocrite; Except then there’s a slight problem that there probably wouldn’t be a quorum. Again, that’s what we have elections to figure out. They’re frequent enough, especially in the House, that waiting until the next election seems reasonable.

Related

4 Stoopid Comments

Comments

  1. Smelly Bob spews:

    Friday, 1/31/14 at 1:55 pm

    Yeah!! Like what about Vitter from LA?? He’s probably still pooping in diapers and paying prostitutes to watch — and running for governor.

    We’ll have Governor Exorcist being primaried by Senator Poopypants.

  2. Luvvie spews:

    Friday, 1/31/14 at 2:31 pm

    Want to be angry? Imagine the TRANSFORMED political media landscape we’d see had that been a Democratic Rep smoking crack, bragging about having ‘Columbian’ hookups, after wanting to drug-test food stamp recipients. Think there’d be a little pressure to resign then?

  3. N in Seattle spews:

    Friday, 1/31/14 at 8:25 pm

    Of course, if Mr. Radel had been in possession of crack rather than powder cocaine, his ass would be in prison for 5-to-10.

    Not that the law is biased or anything.

  4. Michael spews:

    Saturday, 2/1/14 at 10:06 am

    I mean, sure cocaine mostly just exists to make rich people act like assholes. But he was a Tea Party Republican, so you know, par for the course.

    Maybe the best couple of sentences ever in HA.

Recent HA Brilliance…

  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Friday, 9/12/25
  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle! Tuesday, 9/9/25
  • Deferred Maintenance Sunday, 9/7/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Saturday, 9/6/25
  • Friday Open Thread Friday, 9/5/25
  • Wednesday Open Thread Wednesday, 9/3/25
  • Drinking Liberally — Seattle Tuesday, 9/2/25
  • Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza! Friday, 8/29/25
  • Friday Open Thread Friday, 8/29/25
  • Wednesday Open Thread Wednesday, 8/27/25

Tweets from @GoldyHA

I no longer use Twitter because, you know, Elon is a fascist. But I do post occasionally to BlueSky @goldyha.bsky.social

From the Cesspool…

  • Elijah Dominic McDotcom on Drinking Liberally — Seattle!
  • Trotsky on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!
  • lmao on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!
  • Roger Rabbit on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!
  • Roger Rabbit on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!
  • Roger Rabbit on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!
  • Roger Rabbit on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!
  • When a bad day gets worse for MAGA on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!
  • Can Karma Back Pedal or is that a pure human action? on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!
  • ToooooooooooDaaaaaaaaaamnFuuuuuuuuuny on Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

Please Donate

Currency:

Amount:

Archives

Can’t Bring Yourself to Type the Word “Ass”?

Eager to share our brilliant political commentary and blunt media criticism, but too genteel to link to horsesass.org? Well, good news, ladies: we also answer to HASeattle.com, because, you know, whatever. You're welcome!

Search HA

Follow Goldy

I no longer use Twitter or Facebook because Nazis. But until BlueSky is bought and enshittified, you can still follow me at @goldyha.bsky.social

HA Commenting Policy

It may be hard to believe from the vile nature of the threads, but yes, we have a commenting policy. Comments containing libel, copyright violations, spam, blatant sock puppetry, and deliberate off-topic trolling are all strictly prohibited, and may be deleted on an entirely arbitrary, sporadic, and selective basis. And repeat offenders may be banned! This is my blog. Life isn’t fair.

© 2004–2025, All rights reserved worldwide. Except for the comment threads. Because fuck those guys. So there.