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The Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/3/12, 11:59 pm

Mark Fiore: Bishops versus Nuns!

Pap: The psychology of Republican voters.

SlateTV: Contraception mandate is “like 9/11, Pearl Harbor.

Roy Zimmerman: Vote Republican, Illinois edition:

Willard:

  • Jon on Mitt’s trip to London (via Crooks and Liars).
  • Mitt Romney’s tax return hunt.
  • Obama on Mitt Romney’s tax hike on the middle class.
  • Young Turks: Mitt Romney, blaming job losses on President is “poppycock”.
  • Behind the dressage: Rafalca.
  • Sam Seder: Universal Healthcare is great…for everyone but america!
  • Stephanie Cutter: Mitt’s tax hike!
  • Ann Telnaes: Romney’s trip continues.
  • Mitt Romney: Jobs creator!
  • Young Turks: Why aren’t Birfers demanding to seem Romney’s tax returns?
  • Pap: Mushroom Cloud Mitt should frighten us all.
  • SlateTV: Mitt’s bad trip to Poland.
  • Mitt won’t answer for his middle class tax hike
  • Sam Seder: Romney spokesperson to reporters, “Kiss my ass.”
  • Young Turks: Harry Reid hits Romney hard over (possibly) not paying tax.
  • Maddow: Romney demanded past opponents release tax returns.
  • Romney Spokesperson to Press: “Kiss my ass. This is a Holy site for the Polish people. Show some respect.”
  • Zina Saunders: Romney, Job Creator.
  • One more “unwelcomed moment” ends Mitt’s trip
  • Romney: Russia is our number one adversary?!?
  • Sam Seder: Harry is right to question Mitt’s tax returns
  • Maddow: Romney caught in a lie on tax return demands.
  • SlateTV: Mitt v. Harry.
  • Jon: The gaffes continue in Israel and Poland (via Crooks and Liars).

Stephen ‘salutes’ Sen. McConnell for attempting to stop Obamacare’s contraceptive mandate (via Crooks and Liars).

Roy Zimmerman: Vote Republican, California edition.

Analysis: How do Obama and Romney stack up on foreign policy? (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Music video: David LaMotte sings “Hope”.

Roy Zimmerman: Vote Republican, Minnesota edition.

Food Politics:

  • Chick-Fil-A sets the record straight.
  • Jon: Chicken sandwich activism (via TalkingPointsMemo).
  • The official Chick-fil-A appreciation day video:
  • Susie Sampson’s Tea Party Report: Chick fil-A vs. the Gays
  • Rahm Emanuel welcomes you to Chicago.
  • Sam Seder: hate a gay, eat a processed chicken.
  • KFC loves gays!
  • Stephen: Who Will Protect The Vegetables? (via TalkingPointsMemo).

Pap: Republican hate peddlers divide America.

Sam Seder and Sarah Silverman catch up on movies and politics.

Jon: Old Man Fight—Cheney vs McCain (via Crooks and Liars).

Roy Zimmerman: Vote Republican, Delaware edition.

Ann Telnaes: Justice Scalia on money in politics.

That Nutjob from Iowa:

  • Rep. Steve King gets in touch with his inner Birfer (via Crooks and Liars).
  • Doggies against Rep. Steve King (via Crooks and Liars).

White House: West Wing Week.

SlateTV: Tea-time in Texas.

Alyona: Is defense spending really our top priority?

Thom with The Good, the Bad, and the Very, Very Ugly.

Roy Zimmerman: Vote Republican, Connecticut edition:

Sam Seder: Dems add gay marriage to their platform.

Stephen sacrifices a baby to appease Grover Norquist (via Crooks and Liars).

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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  1. 1

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 7:11 am

    You Get What You Pay For Dep’t

    Global warming deniers and slash-and-burn tax cutters are getting what they asked for. Trouble is everyone else gets it too.

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_new.....sippi?lite

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_new.....ntrol?lite

  2. 2

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 7:15 am

    It terrifies the trolls who have doubled, tripled, quadrupled, octupled, shit bet their LIVES on Obama Derangement Syndrome:

    the Coming Obama Landslide

  3. 3

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 7:19 am

    Breaking news! Willard (R-Money) is full of crap..

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/.....story.html

  4. 4

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 7:19 am

    Remember what happened when Texas caught fire last year? GOP Gov. Rick Perry, who cut the firefighting budget by 87%, went crawling to President Obama for $50 million of federal aid.

    Here’s something to think about. Perry’s not gonna be president (thank the Great Mother Rabbit Spirit), but suppose R-Money gets in, and does to the federal budget what Perry did to his state budget. Then, when disaster hits, who will R-Money go crawling to for help? The United Nations?

    I can already see China sending disaster relief to the United States. [Pregnant pause.] Wait, that already happened — the last time we had a Republican president.

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 7:24 am

    If R-Money gets in, it won’t be long before North Korea tries to score political brownie points by offering to feed America’s hungry.

    It’s not that we don’t grow enough food or can’t afford our food stamp program. It’s a question of what people’s priorities are.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-50.....urts-poor/

  6. 6

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 7:43 am

    @3 The question Obama ads will ask in the months ahead is:

    “Is there anything Romney doesn’t lie about?”

    Answer: He’s a Republican, what do you expect?

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 8:02 am

    @2 Yup, the “oh shit!” moment comes for R-Money at about 10:45 eastern time:

    “In other words, Obama can lose the big Eastern four — Ohio, Virginia, North Carolina, and Florida: all of ’em! — and still be re-elected. …

    “If he wins even one — say Virginia, the smallest of the four — then Romney has to win Colorado, Iowa, and New Hampshire … all states where he has been behind … consistently, for weeks or months. …

    “The bottom line is that of the dozen or so key swing states, Romney leads in only one: North Carolina.”

    Yup, it sure looks bad for R-Money and his merry band of tax-cutters; and as I posted in this blog months ago, GOP strategists wrote off the White House two years ago, and will concentrate the party’s resources on capturing the Senate, where the numerical odds favor them (Democrats have twice as many seats on ballots across the country).

    But without the White House, even Senate control won’t help GOPers much, because Obama will veto their Tax Cuts For The Rich (TM) and attempts to repeal Obamacare.

  8. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 8:05 am

    Obama really doesn’t need to do much in his second term. All he has to do is keep the GOP’s legislative agenda from being enacted, and that’s simply a matter of vetoing everything they pass. He can spend the rest of his time golfing. By then, we’ll be at the time where the economy should be left alone to heal itself.

  9. 9

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 8:12 am

    Willard (R-Money) is being showered with money from Beltway lobbyists:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....tions-2012

    “The Obama campaign and the Democratic National Committee do not accept contributions from federally registered lobbyists.”

    Heh..

  10. 10

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 8:18 am

    Happy B-Day POTUS..

    http://www.eonline.com/news/33.....s-turns-51

  11. 11

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 10:17 am

    “It’s hard to say which is more insulting to Americans’ intelligence, Mitt Romney’s tax plan or his refusal to show the American people what’s in his tax returns,” Reid said in a statement. “Romney seems to think he’s above the basic level of transparency and openness that every presidential candidate has lived up to since his father set the standard in 1968.”

    “In short, Romney’s message to Nevadans is this: He won’t release his taxes, but he wants to raise yours.“

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....f=politics

    Give him hell Harry!

  12. 12

    Michael spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 10:19 am

    Looks like we might get the Hetch Hetchy valley back.

    Yosemite’s Lost Valley Will Be Subject of Vote

    By JASON DEAREN and TRACIE CONE Associated Press
    YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK, Calif. August 4, 2012 (AP)
    This fall San Franciscans will vote on a local measure that could return to the American people a flooded gorge described as the twin of Yosemite Valley.

    Voters will decide whether they want a plan for draining the 117-billion-gallon Hetch Hetchy reservoir in Yosemite National Park, exposing for the first time in 80 years a glacially carved, granite-ringed valley of towering waterfalls.

    The city leases the valley for $30,000 a year.

    The least they could do is raise the rent!

  13. 13

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 10:32 am

    12 – What’s the plan for replacing the lost fresh water?

    I’m all for restoring natural wonders lost to bad decisions in the past but people’s needs are important too.

  14. 14

    Michael spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 10:41 am

    @13
    Beats me. This was the first I’ve heard of it.

  15. 15

    Michael spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 10:52 am

    @13
    At the very least it sounds like it’s time to up the rent.

  16. 16

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 11:48 am

    No worries – Obama will get re-elected, but the Reps will control the House and Senate. so nothing will happen until January 2017.

    Serves us right for continually electing Dems and Reps. These guys and gals are different sides of the same coin and represent the Big Government Party. Write-in any candidate you want in November, just don’t vote for a Democrat or a Republican. There are other choices other than the usual cast of clowns.

  17. 17

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:19 pm

    Heh.. Willard (R-Money)’s second cousin Park Romney on Mormonism (and Willard):

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?f.....QI#t=2283s

  18. 18

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:28 pm

    Bet you all didn’t know that Willard (R-Money) after returning from his Mormon mission in France returned to Boston to become a Mormon Bishop.. He was then elevated with the Church to an even higher position:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?f.....QI#t=1245s

  19. 19

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:32 pm

    Peggy Hayes, a woman who baby sat Bishop Willard (R-Money)’s kids and was “highly encouraged” to give her born out of wedlock son to the church.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?f.....QI#t=1312s

    When the child fell ill, Willard did something very disrespectful and disgraceful..

    Bad Willard, very bad.

  20. 20

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:40 pm

    @17 & @18,

    I knew the attacks on the LDS Church would start soon. It won’t be the Obama campaign to do the attacks themselves, but their surrogates in the media are already starting in with the jokes on the Mormons. Bill Maher, John Stewart and Colbert will be all over it in the next few weeks, making the LDS Church look stupid and out-of-touch.

    I wonder if these national figures like Maher and Stewart would attack Islam with the same vigor that they will no doubt apply in their attacks against the Mormons if a Muslim, instead of a Morman, were running for prez against the Milk Chocolate Messiah. My guess is that they would moderate their criticism because some Islamo-whacko might kill them in the street in the name of Allah.

    I’m not a Mormon, and their religion is not for me. But I do beleive we’re all entitled to believe whatever we choose to believe about a supreme being. Or we can beleive nothing. It’s all the same for me. I personally lean towards the nature-based religions rather than the Abrahamic faiths.

  21. 21

    Zotz sez: Healthy vaginas make Baby Jesus cry! spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:41 pm

    @17, 18: That was pretty cool how you were able to cut to specific parts of the lengthy BBC video you linked.

    Please teach me (us)!

  22. 22

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:47 pm

    21 – Just pause the playback where you want, right click on the playback window/frame and you should see “copy video url at current time”..

    Works for me on Chrome with Adobe Flash Play 11.2.202.236.

  23. 23

    Meme1 spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:50 pm

    @20,

    Thanks for sharing your profound and constitutionally protected belief to be a disgusting racist. Why don’t you drop the soft core racism “Milk Chocolate Messiah” and just call him a filthy nigger? If Limbag can do a song about it, I’m sure that makes it ok.

    Also thanks for sharing your equally constitutionally belief that every liberal on the planet is a secret apparatchik working on Obama’s payroll.

  24. 24

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:55 pm

    20 – All Willard has to do is what JFK did when people questioned his Catholicism and were unsure about what influence his religion would have over his decision making..

    Strange that Willard hasn’t done that.

    People in this country have not trusted the White House to Mormons, Jews and Atheists. Catholics used to be on that list.

    Not saying that’s right. It’s just the way it’s been.

  25. 25

    Michael spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:56 pm

    I wonder if these national figures like Maher and Stewart would attack Islam with the same vigor that they will no doubt apply in their attacks against the Mormons

    Islam’s a really big tent and most of the people and their religion under it are remarkably normal. I would hope that they wouldn’t hesitate to go after the ¼ of Islam that’s completely whacked.

    Mormonism is pretty whacked. Why should they/we treat normal folks and whack jobs the same?

  26. 26

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:57 pm

    Will we see a Scientologist President in the future??

    That one is hard for me.. I admit it.

  27. 27

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 12:58 pm

    Keith Ellison for President??? That one is REALLY hard for people right now. Not really for me.

  28. 28

    Zotz sez: Healthy vaginas make Baby Jesus cry! spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 1:15 pm

    @20: I was raised in the church. I come from Swedish converts who pulled handcarts across the country to settle in Southern Idaho. I am an ex Mormon and an atheist. So now are my once very conservative parents.

    It is important that folks understand the ideology of Mormonism because it often drives governing by Mormon electeds. Mormons are dominionists’ dominionists (subdue the earth) and calvinist to the core (rich = blessed and better than you) amongst much other problematic dogma. Glenn Beck gets his craziness from mormon leader W. Cleon Skousen (look him up, he was an original Bircher). Then there’s all that baptism for the dead stuff (Ann Frank has been baptized a reported ten times).

    It gets much weirder than that, believe me: google “burned over region”, “white horse prophecy”, “mountain meadows” and read around.

    Mormonism is a dangerous cult that thinks it will rule the world (and the elite will create their own worlds). Rmoney is a leader in the cult. People should be very aware and wary of Mitt’s religion when they vote.

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 1:20 pm

    @16 “There are other choices other than the usual cast of clowns.”

    A bigger cast of clowns? Who do you have in mind? Clint Didier?

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 1:22 pm

    @18 “He was then elevated with the Church to an even higher position”

    Draft evader? Yeah, I’m sure a French chateua was more comfortable than a foxhole in Vietnam.

    There’s no doubt in my mind who the greatest people of my generation were; and Romney’s not one of ’em.

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 1:25 pm

    @20 “Milk Chocolate Messiah”

    Oh my, couldn’t resist the racist dig could you? It must be your inner Republican speaking.

  32. 32

    Michael spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 1:28 pm

    When I was a kid my local Boy Scout troop was lead by the local Mormon Church. Even through The Scouts were non-denominational and the only religious thing that went on was a pretty bland prayer at the beginning of our meetings, it was still clannish and weird. I lasted two months in the scouts. Every other non-mormon kid that went though that scout troop also dropped out in short order.

  33. 33

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 1:30 pm

    @24 Yeah, they entrusted it to self-described Christians, and look what happened.

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi.....on-box.jpg

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Remember what every rightwinger in the country did when the media broke the Abu Ghraib story? First they denied it, then when their lies lost traction, they heaped abuse on the media for disclosing it. It’s “unpatriotic,” they said, to reveal that Republicans are no better than the Germans and Japanese were in WW2. And these slimebuckets not only had the nerve to question our patriotism, but even worse, they called themselves “the real Americans.” They’re anything but that.

  34. 34

    Michael spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 1:30 pm

    thanks for sharing your equally constitutionally belief that every liberal on the planet is a secret apparatchik working on Obama’s payroll.

    Shh… That’s supposed to be a secret.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 3:57 pm

    Memo To Gun Nuts

    If you shoot someone six times, including twice in the back, your claim of self-defense probably won’t fly even in Florida.

    http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_.....-kids?lite

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 4:04 pm

    Although I haven’t studied this issue in detail my gut tells me Pelosi and Feinstein are on the wrong side.

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48.....csr=google|utmccn=(organic)|utmcmd=organic|utmctr=msnbc&__utmv=14933801.|8=Earned%20By=msnbc%7Ccover=1^12=Landing%20Content=Mixed=1^13=Landing%20Hostname=www.nbcnews.com=1^30=Visit%20Type%20to%20Content=Earned%20to%20Mixed=1&__utmk=179992228

    (Sorry about the long link, but the Tiny URL website was down when I posted this.)

  37. 37

    Michael spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 4:13 pm

    Breaking news: Porn Star endorses anti-porn, anti-vagina, Mitt Romney for president.

    “I’m very looking forward to a Republican being back in office,” Jameson said while sipping champagne in a VIP room at Gold Club in the city’s South of Market neighborhood. “When you’re rich, you want a Republican in office.
    http://www.dlisted.com/2012/08.....itt-romney

  38. 38

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 8:18 pm

    Before the most moronic of trolls like Dr. Butt, the asshat and the klown get here and whine, “OH! NO ONES TALKING ABOUT THIS”..

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48.....B1LdqMdMqg

    Nice catch Homeland Security.. Pretty sick freaks..

    I bet they’re Limbaugh show fans.

  39. 39

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 8:53 pm

    @ 37

    Well they do have a lot in common. They got rich by fucking everyone they could.

  40. 40

    Steve spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 10:14 pm

    I’d bet that Romney never releases another tax return.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/.....l-ira.html

    Ten more tax returns, ten times the trouble. The “old money” 1% probably doesn’t like the way he makes money any more than we do. Deathfrogg might be right and Romney won’t be the candidate. Great idea, Goopers, putting all those crazy people together in the same hot, sweaty box in Tampa. Nothing strange will come of that, I’m sure.

    First the Olympics, then Mars rover Curiousity, and then all the nutcases in Tampa. That’s one hell of a summer lineup.

  41. 41

    Michael spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 10:24 pm

    Well they do have a lot in common. They got rich by fucking everyone they could.

    That seems to be the running theme with that one.

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 11:51 pm

    Media sources report that Jared Loughner, the Tucson shooter, intends to plead guilty next week to avoid a trial and possible death penalty. The most he can get under a plea deal is life in prison.

  43. 43

    Steve spews:

    Saturday, 8/4/12 at 11:59 pm

    Of course Sheldon Adleson wants to buy the Justice Department. He has a lot to lose if he doesn’t.

    http://in.reuters.com/article/.....N820120804

  44. 44

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:34 am

    Willard (R-Money) is such a freaking out-of-touch pathological liar and the trolls are fools to even THINK of voting for him:

    A day after being labelled “out of touch” for casually offering a $10,000 bet to a rival candidate, Mr Romney told supporters he had experienced austerity as a missionary in France, using a bucket for a lavatory and a hose for a shower. “You’re not living high on the hog at that kind of level,” he said.

    But the Republican presidential hopeful spent a significant portion of his 30-month mission in a Paris mansion described by fellow American missionaries to The Daily Telegraph as “palace”. It featured stained glass windows, chandeliers, and an extensive art collection. It was staffed by two servants – a Spanish chef and a houseboy.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new.....ioned.html

  45. 45

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 11:07 am

    LMAO! Here’s something PERFECT for the asshat troll:

    New SuperPAC, FightBigotry.com, Smears President Obama For ‘Racism Against White Folks’

  46. 46

    YLBigot says: US military deaths after 2008 arent really that important and deserve to be back page news spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 11:22 am

    How much you wanna bet that Tenderhands-YLB just fucking HATES Seafair…

    I bet all he thinks of is all that globull worming and pollution that the boaters, blue angels, and hydroplanes are creating.

    yep…called it.

  47. 47

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 11:25 am

    Mass Shooting Of The Day (TM)

    Today’s mass murder occurred in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Local media are reporting “at least 4” dead and up to 20 people shot. A police officer is wounded and a shooter has been shot. There may be additional shooters and possibly children are being held hostage.

    The shooting occurred at a Sikh Temple in south Milwaukee, and initial witness reports indicate the shooter is a white male in his 30s who is not known to the congregants. At least three priests were shot.

    The incident is being described as a hate crime.

  48. 48

    YLBigot says: US military deaths after 2008 arent really that important and deserve to be back page news spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 11:26 am

    See all you poor, lazy bitches later – time to put the boat in the water and enjoy the lake…

  49. 49

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 12:55 pm

    46 – LMAO!! The poor idiot asshat troll can’t think out of the box:

    http://www.coolplanetbiofuels.com/

    Less vehicles tearing up the landscape is better but I’m sure we can make some allowances for the asshats of the world..

    There’ll allways be at least one!

  50. 50

    "little maxie" the asshat troll is just another ignorant, lying, right wing, racist hater. spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 1:00 pm

    the shooter is a white male in his 30s

    with an asshat mentality no doubt.

  51. 51

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 4:20 pm

    “The relentless, weather-gone-crazy type of heat that has blistered the United States and other parts of the world in recent years is so rare that it can’t be anything but man-made global warming, says a new statistical analysis from a top government scientist.”

    http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_new.....-says?lite

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Hey globull warming deniers, how d’ya like this ICE AGE we’re having?

  52. 52

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 6:14 pm

    And the far right whack-jobs have already started in with the “FBI Coverup” nonsense.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....ature=plcp

  53. 53

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 7:00 pm

    When will the conservative justices on SCOTUS figure out that yahoos and guns don’t mix?

  54. 54

    Puddybud spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 9:35 pm

    I bet they’re Limbaugh show fans.

    Puddy doubts it very much. Any time a Republican is caught, their political affiliation is front and center in the first sentence or paragraph. If it’s a DUMMOCRAPT, you’ll either find it in the last paragraphs or not at all. That’s why Puddy always cracks up with ylbuttspigot farts HuffPo links.

    What a buttspigot!

  55. 55

    Puddybud spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 9:55 pm

    You never see these truths on the Friday Night Comic Pages…

    The Tennessee Democratic Party said in a statement that many Democrats knew nothing about any of the candidates and suggested that Clayton won simply because his name appeared first on the ballot.

    So, lessee, this guy wins and the Tennessee DUMMOCRAPT Party claims the Tennessee DUMMOCRAPTS who voted for him were “low intelligence voters”, voting for him out of ignorance because his name was first on the ballot? Well then does that mean low intelligence voting happened in 2008 because Obummer’s name was first on the ballot?

    DUMMOCRAPTS are low intelligence voters, proven by the Tennessee DUMMOCRAPT Party. See the first name, vote for it.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Butt wait there’s more from BuzzFeed… Seems Obummer flipped then flopped. Maybe Obummer knew this guy would win the July Primary and he needed to get “in front” of the issue in May.

  56. 56

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:10 pm

    You’re all watching is right?

    NASA Mars Rover Landing
    http://www.ustream.tv/nasajpl

  57. 57

    Puddybud spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:13 pm

    And this too was purposely missed on the Friday Night Comics

    In reality, though, Owens isn’t a story. He’s a figurehead in what political operatives call an “Astroturf” campaign. It looks like a grass-roots movement, but it’s really a political stunt. And his threat is not a threat.

    When blacks don’t play with the DUMMOCRAPT narrative they are “figureheads”. Where does this libtard loony white woman get the right to write such profane nastiness about black ministers who uphold Bible ideals? Where does this libtard loony white woman claim the black minister position “puts him in a stubborn, and short-sighted, minority”. How does she know? Has she lived the black struggle?

    Of course rujax is the HA figurehead neeeeeeeegro here for the leftist pinheads of HA. headless lucy likes neeeeeeeegroes like rujax! He’s on the plantation!

  58. 58

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:33 pm

    They did it!

  59. 59

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:37 pm

    Congratulations, NASA, Curiousity has landed!

  60. 60

    Michael spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:39 pm

    Big ups to the folks at NASA. Freaking amazing.

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:39 pm

    Telemetry is working fine, the first images are being received, and … THERE’S LIFE ON MARS!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/9u8shnu

    How intelligent it is, is open to question, though.

  62. 62

    Steve spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:40 pm

    NASA HD live feed is awesome.

    And some of those JPL Mission Control women have redefined hotness.

  63. 63

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:43 pm

    That cost taxpayers only $2.5 billion — about one week’s worth of Bush’s Military Adventure In Iraq (TM).

  64. 64

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:44 pm

    @62 Nah, they’re all geeky engineers. They don’t even have long pink ears or cute fluffy cottontails.

  65. 65

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Sunday, 8/5/12 at 10:48 pm

    Note: The events you’re watching on live feed are 14 minutes behind real time because of the time required for radio signals to travel from Mars to Earth.

  66. 66

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 5:52 am

    Y’all are crowing about NASA, the government organization now relying on Russia and private sector money to survive? From Politifact…

    In 2004, the Bush administration decided to wind down the shuttle program so that the funding could be redirected to a program known as Constellation that would return humans to the moon by 2020 and eventually send them to Mars. That program included building a spacecraft and launch vehicle that could not only send astronauts to the moon but also take them to and from the International Space Station. Obama shelved the Constellation program in 2010, however, and instead proposed relying on private-sector companies to fill the shuttle’s role in ferrying cargo and crew to the space station.

    With the end of the shuttle program, the United States is now dependent on Russian Soyuz vehicles to carry astronauts to the International Space Station. This is the first time since a six-year gap between 1975 and 1981 that the U.S. has not been able to send astronauts into space on its own. That will remain the case until private companies step in.

    Wait… private sector? We know Obummer hates those rich private sector companies who are not paying their “fair share” of taxes. And all those CEOs and high level management types are not paying their fair share per Obummer’s sadministration. Now Obummer is hoping they save his ASS and step up to the plate. Another forked tongue display by Obummer. It’s amazing NASA is doing anything under this sadministration!

    Great job Obummer on the unemployment level of Brevard County on the Space Coast. Yep, great job!

  67. 67

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 6:06 am

    Maybe Fraggy’s OWS buds thought it was Romney’s campaign headquarters. Remember these are low intelligence DUMMOCRAPT voters. Strange… you never see this violence from Tea Party gatherings yet the slobbering libtard MSM will ascribe projection of OWS goon actions upon Tea Party member gatherings in every story they write.

    Too bad the facts always prove otherwise!

    Remember this is Obummer’s army of 99%ers. Now the really radical elements are showing their head in Oakland. Isn’t that crazy military hating ex-congressman now their mayor? Can anyone find this story in the HuffPo, Daily Kooks, CNN, Stinky Progressives, or Moron.org?

  68. 68

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 6:23 am

    Seems Ann Coulter is right…

    “Democrats aren’t going to find any personal dirt on the clean-cut Mormon, so they need complicated tax filings going back decades in order to create the illusion of scandal out of boring financial records.”

    So the campaign DUMMOCRAPTS ask Harry Skeletor Reid to create a phantom story and libtards all over America eat it up. It’s the only way Obummer sees he can win since the economy really sucks!

  69. 69

    Liberal Scientist is a a dirty fucking hippie spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 6:33 am

    @66
    You can’t even be happy about brilliant engineering and space exploration? About a group of highly trained and highly dedicated Americans pulling off something terribly difficult and tremendously exciting?

    What’s wrong with you?

  70. 70

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 6:42 am

    And then there is this photo… Except the Turks are not too happy with the Obummer photo.

    “The photo reveals from whom our Prime Minister receives orders to rule the country,” Metin Lutfi Baydar, a lawmaker with Turkey’s main opposition party the Republican People’s Party (CHP), said in a statement.

    CHP vice president Umut Oran asked through parliament if Erdogan had seen the picture and if he would take action against “an implicit insult to Turkey and its citizens”.

    PuddyCommentary… This is another silly attempt at the Obummer Campaign to make Obummer look strong. You know… look like Teddy Roosevelt, demonstrate Obummer as a “mighty” leader who walks softly and carries a big stick. Butt, Obummer is neither, especially when you remove the teleprompter from his face.

    Since Feinstein called the Obummer sadministration on their military secrets leaks to the NY Slimes, now they have to use other tactics. And since this doesn’t measure up to the standard Romney character assassination attempt of the day, they needed to do something to keep Obummer in the news.

  71. 71

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 6:45 am

    You can’t even be happy about brilliant engineering and space exploration?

    Ahhh Lib da schmuck is up. So? Who claimed I was unhappy? Puddy delivers truths you libtards can’t accept.

    What’s wrong with you?

    Absolutely Nothing!!!! What’s wrong with you? Everything!

  72. 72

    Jethro spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 6:53 am

    Looks like the Rethugs got a whole lot of money stockpiling.

    Mitt Romney and the Republican National Committee say their political money-raising machine netted more than $101 million last month.
    Romney’s presidential campaign says in a statement issued Monday that about 26 percent of the money raised in July came in donations of less than $250 dollars.
    The campaign says that Romney, the RNC and state GOP parties have nearly $186 million in cash on hand.

    I think President Obama has pretty much milked his big contributors already and most of the big money has already been contributed. This is going to get mighty ugly as soon as Romney picks his VP.

  73. 73

    Liberal Scientist is a a dirty fucking hippie spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 6:57 am

    “Everybody should be sticking their chests out and saying ‘that’s my rover on Mars,’” said NASA administrator Charles Bolden in a livestream of the scene at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasenda, California.

    He knows they didn’t do it all alone. It wasn’t only those exultant engineers all clad in blue last night, but layers and layers of support and manufacturing and other personnel – and the Americans who paid their taxes (I guess that leaves Rmoney out of the celebration) – take it to reductio ad absurdum levels and it still stands up – the aboriginal miner in Australia who dug the titanium ore, the guys working in the forge smelting the ore – they participated in this, too, what we humans have done, and deserve credit.

    What the ‘you didn’t do that alone’ meme, inspired and made explicit by Elizabeth Warren, so devastatingly points out, is that WE ARE ALL PARTICIPATING, , we all have a hand in the COLLECTIVE success, even though the game is rigged to vacuum all the money and privilege and power upward.

    Go NASA! Go American taxpayers! Go Australian miners – hope they have a UNION!

  74. 74

    Liberal Scientist is a a dirty fucking hippie spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 7:02 am

    @71

    So? Who claimed I was unhappy?

    @66

    Y’all are crowing about NASA, the government organization now relying on Russia and private sector money to survive?

    It’s amazing NASA is doing anything under this sadministration!

    puddles can’t remember which psycho rant he was making from one minute to the next. It’s rather a stream of ‘consciousness’ (I use the term loosely) – just one neologism and venomous insult after another.

  75. 75

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 7:13 am

    Of course they will blame Bush like always…

  76. 76

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 7:15 am

    puddles can’t remember which psycho rant he was making from one minute to the next.

    You complaining about psycho rants? With all the libtard rants you make here all the time… You can’t stand facts. Obummer has basically obliterated much of NASA and you are too blind to see it.

    Do you have any friends in Brevard County who are looking for work? Wait… do you have any friends?

    Yeah didn’t think so on both questions.

  77. 77

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 7:17 am

    neologism

    Oooooo ahhhh, we’re back to neologism!

    Toooooooooooo

    Damnnnnnnnnn

    Fuuuuuunnnnny

  78. 78

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 7:25 am

    Obummer’s 2013 budget reduced NASA’s program funding to $1.2 billion from $1.5 billion for planetary science. Most of the money is removed from the “Mars Program” Lib da schmuck.

    Didn’t you find this info on your left wrong kook-aid sites?

  79. 79

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 7:29 am

    Of course when you deal with Obummer you have a different take on events…

    During his recent trip to Europe and Israel, Mitt Romney’s failure to take many questions from the frustrated reporters traveling with him sparked an uproar in Washington, even though Romney did in fact hold a press availability during the trip.

    Obama’s silencing of the White House press corps has drawn no similar protest.

    Of course not. You complain, you are labeled a racist!

  80. 80

    Liberal Scientist is a a dirty fucking hippie spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 8:06 am

    Oooooo ahhhh, we’re back to neologism!

    You didn’t understand what the word meant the first time I used it, so I thought a little remedial work would be good for you.

  81. 81

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 8:11 am

    I thought a little remedial work would be good for you.

    Oh yeah, that’s the ticket.

    So many facts with no libtard answers so Lib da schmuck reverts back to neologism. Notice how Lib da schmuck has no other responses? Sad and so typical!

  82. 82

    Liberal Scientist is a a dirty fucking hippie spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 8:36 am

    So many facts with no libtard answers

    You are unteachable.
    There’s no point engaging you for anything other than taunting…which is a guilty pleasure because it’s so easy.

  83. 83

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 8:49 am

    @66 Just as we thought. You guys want gummint services outsourced. Then, when we do, and you bitch because we outsourced them. There’s no making you guys happy. You’ll complain no matter what we do. I think you just like to hear yourselves piss and moan.

  84. 84

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 8:52 am

    Police ID’d the Milwaukee shooter as a 40-year-old neo-Nazi who bought the pistol used in his Sikh Temple rampage 10 days ago. He was kicked out of the Army in 1998, and some reports say he wore a 9/11 tattoo.

  85. 85

    Liberal Scientist is a a dirty fucking hippie spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 8:55 am

    I love Digby and her friends:

    These are the amazing men and women that a Macau casino magnate will spend hundreds of millions of dollars to say are greedy parasites mooching off “producers” like the vulture capitalist wannabe President. How small and pathetic.

    Two hundred years from now, the world will not care that men like Sheldon Adelson, Mitt Romney and George Will walked this earth. If they are remembered at all, it will be with only mildest sneer of contempt.

  86. 86

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 9:04 am

    “After much speculation about the assailant, who killed six people …, authorities claim that the man responsible is Wade Michael Page. …

    “Prior to being identified, the shooter was described by police as a white man in his 40s with a shaved or bald head and a number of tattoos. This information, teamed with biographical data, led authorities to classify the attack as an act of ‘domestic terrorism.’ This essentially means that there was a probable political agenda attached to the crime. …

    “Though police have not given any details on the motive … Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms Special Agent Thomas Ahern said Page had tattoos that suggested he had ties to white supremacists. … The Southern Poverty Law Center, a group that has studied hate crimes for decades, reports that Page was ‘a frustrated neo-Nazi who had been the leader of a racist white-power band.'”

    [Emphasis added]

    http://www.theblaze.com/storie.....e-shooter/

  87. 87

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 9:15 am

    You are unteachable.

    Not in the way of libtards!

  88. 88

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 9:29 am

    And the world will care about David Axelrod, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid Lib da schmuck?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  89. 89

    Rujax!...if there's bigger idiots than then the cereal clownservative and the puddywhippedpussy...I've yet to meet them. spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 9:51 am

    88. Puddybud spews:

    And the world will care about David Axelrod, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid Lib da schmuck?

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    08/06/2012 at 9:29 am

    What a hateful stupid dolt.

    The puddybuddy is a tired schtick. Move on.

  90. 90

    Puddybud spews:

    Monday, 8/6/12 at 7:51 pm

    Oh my the HA house neeeeeeeeeeeeegro speaks @89. How is reservation treating ya rujax? Still nothing to say about Gabby Douglas!

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