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John Oliver: Automation.

Roll Call: Temporary protected status (TPS), explained.

The Atlantic: A police shooting, a viral video, and an obsessive quest for truth.

Samantha Bee: Richard Sackler handsome big penis is not a murderer.

Vox: The first aviation disaster caught on film.

The Daily Show: Today in Obama scandal history—The tan suit

Mental Floss: 17 signs that you’d qualify as a witch in the 1600s.

Roy Wood, Jr.: The cinematic history of the “magical negro”.

Robert Reich: What’s the Real American Story?

GQ: Can an average guy stop a hockey pro’s 98MPH slap shot?

Conan is NOT running for President.

Vice News: How ignorant whack-job Washington State Senator Lynda Wilson (R-17 LD) is rationalizing the measles outbreak.

The Atlantic: Peace by chocolate.

Today I found out: How exactly did one become an executioner in medieval times?.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Racists, Liars, and Cheats…and Their Many Scandals:

• Stephen: Mueller is “An American hero,” says Трамп’s ex-lawyer
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп FBI building scandal returns minus GOP cover from oversight
• Jimmy Kimmel: EXCLUSIVE—Трамп’s high school transcripts revealed!
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп is learning on the job
• Now This World: Трамп’s historic “national emergency” explained
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The company you keep
• Stephen: Paul Manafort gets 47 months in prison
• WaPo: Manafort’s sentence fires up debate on sentencing inequities
• Conan: Old people want to live longer to read the Mueller report
• Ari Melber: G.W. Bush’s aide slams Трамп GOP as cowardly moral sell out
• Late Show: Kim Jong-Un envisions a third summit
• Stephen: The Dotard thinks he invented the Fourth of July
• Jimmy KimmelKim Jong Un riding high after meeting with Трамп
• Bill Maher: An otherwise blameless life
• Chris Hayes: Ivanka Трамп has some “clearance” issues
• Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry wants to be called “Dick”.
• Ari Melber: House Judiciary Chair warns DOJ, “Don’t cover-up Трамп crimes”
• Samantha Bee: The FAUX News White House
• Stephen: Трамп’s historically long, epically weird speech
• Late Show: Naughty flags are waiting for your call
• Mark Fiore: Nothin’ to see here!
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s trade deficit
• Stephen: Трамп projected his academic shortcomings onto Obama
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп will NOT run against Hillary Clinton in 2020.
• Ari Melber: Why Трамп aide Stone may go to jail after doing it for the gram
• James Corden: The Dotard President had a big meeting with Tim Apple
• Stephen: Why “Michael Cohen is a liar” is a lazy argument
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп linked to possible inauguration scandal
• Randy Rainbow He’s in love (and we’re all gonna die):

• Rachel Maddow: Investigators checking if Трамп lying includes financial docs
• Ari Melber: Michael Cohen sues Трамп organization for unpaid bills
• Vice News: Трамп’s new ignorant whack-job science adviser says it’s not his job to correct The Dotard on his fringe climate change “ideas”
• Bill Maher: Трамп live and unscripted at CPAC
• Stephen: Трамп has been living a double life
• Jimmy Kimmel: This is the dumbest thing Трамп does
• Chris Hayes: Congresswoman Nanette Barragán and Chris Hayes on child separation hearing
• Mother Jones: Kirstjen Nielsen grilled on border
• Stephen: Трамп is having some trouble with names
• Lawrence O’Donnell: All the “President’s” investigations
• James Corden: Paul Manafort is headed to the slammer
• Late Show: Трамп grants top secret security clearances
• Joy Reid: White House leaks to Congress escalate trouble for The Dotard.
• Trevor: The Russian scandal—The crème de la Kremlin III
• Ari Melber: Watch Трамп’s border Czar confronted over Трамп “cages”
• Stephen: The Dotard might regret becoming President
• Bill Maher: Modern-day King Cyrus
• Rachel Maddow: Former U.S. Attorney—Judge’s light Manafort sentence undercuts justice system

Vox: A better way to tax the rich.

Jim Jefferies: Daylight saving time is absolutely the worst.

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship.

CH: Choosing things the way you choose politicians:

Wendover: How freight trains connect the world

The Atlantic: Countdown to “day zero”—The water crisis in Cape Town.

Full Frontal: A brief history of Brexit for Americans.

Jimmy Kimmel: Mitt Romney loves to get it on.

Vice News: Note to phone scammers—Don’t call the former head of the FBI.

Roll Call: Wait, there’s a Cannabis Caucus? Pot proponents on the Hill say it’s high time for policy debate

Verge Science: We tested NYC water for lead and the results were confounding

Vox: Why Republicans failed to fit taxes onto a postcard.

Daily Show: This is U.S.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

John Oliver: Psychics.

Roy Wood, Jr.: CP Time—The history of trying to turn Black people against the United States.

New Scientist: The truth about male and female brains.

Late Show: Alter egos returns!

Minute Physics: How ISPs violate the laws of mathematics

David Pakman: Republican who stole election not running, endorses Confederate instead.

The Atlantic: Bridges, not walls—The priest at the border.

Seth Meyers: Prescription drugs.

Daily Show: The worst Black History Month ever

Jim Jefferies’ weatherman.

Vox: Why a US city is searching for mass graves.

The Dotard Трамп and Allied Miserable Failures:

• Stephen: A denier is spearheading The Dotard’s climate panel
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп & Kim Jong Un are just like Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
• Ari Melber: Michael Cohen bombshell “catches” Трамп in Mueller probe crime
• Trevor: Трамп & Kim fail to strike a nuclear deal
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Racism in the Michael Cohen hearing?
• Mother Jones: AOC expertly lays a trap to get Трамп’s tax returns
• Rachel Maddow: Lanny Davis says Michael Cohen gave “game changing” information to House intel
• Young Turks: Ivanka’s husband deemed a security threat
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп gives Guillermo directions
• David Pakman: Трамп’s list of crimes (so far)
• WaPo: Трамп keeps undermining his own administration
• Mark Fiore: Трамп’s tour of duty.
• Vice News: Michael Cohen’s Congressional hearing was a partisan nightmare.
• Tiny Fingers Resistance: God Bless The Dotard Трамп:

• Chris Hayes: What will The Dotard do when backed into a corner?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s lawyer Michael Cohen begins testimony
• Ari Melber: Former SDNY Chief—these prosecutors may indict a President
• Mother Jones: Rep. Lynch rips Republicans a new asshole.
• Seth Meyers: Michael Cohen testifies to Congress about Трамп
• Young Turks: Трамп Jr. gets sexist at CPAC
• Jimmy Fallon recaps Michael Cohen’s testimony to Congress about Трамп
• WaPo: A former campaign staffer accuses The Dotard of an unwanted kiss
• Trevor: Трамп’s trip, Cohen’s testimony & Ivanka’s interview
• Mother Jones: Cohen warns Republicans, “I did the same thing you’re doing now”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп wants to “cause chaos” in the Democratic primary
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп knows how to handle North Korea
• Rachel Maddow: Michael Cohen testifies SDNY conducting additional Трамп investigations
• Roll Call: Michael Cohen and the Трамп lying machine
• Ari Melber: Former Трамп exec—CFO knows about over 5 more hush money payments
• Jimmy Kimmel on Michael Cohen’s bombshell testimony
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Testimony was “peek inside the criminal enterprise”
• Conan: Michael Cohen is a bad lawyer & a terrible doctor
• Mother Jones: Watch Michael Cohen’s explosive remarks to the House Oversight Committee
• Lauren Mayer: Mad, mad Michael Cohen:

• Jimmy Fallon: The Dotard Трамп and Kim Jong-un arrive for Vietnam summit
• Kimmel Kartoon: Michael Cohen is Droopy the Dog
• WaPo Opinion: The President is a con and Republicans must heed Michael Cohen’s warning.
• Vice News: Mueller’s investigation has created an underworld of online sleuths
• Ari Melber: Cohen opened a “Pandora’s box” of Трамп “crimes.”
• The Late Show: Трамп’s new Golf Simulator 3000
• Rachel Maddow: Michael Cohen contradicts Трамп’s excuse for not releasing his tax returns
• Jimmy Kimmel chats with Трамп’s party planner
• Lawrence: Michael Cohen’s evidence was a last minute add, he’s got more to tell
• Seth Meyers: Трамп returns from Vietnam amid Cohen fallout
• Ari Melber: Watch when Michael Cohen’s Трамп allegation ensnared Трамп Jr.
• Rachel Maddow: Michael Cohen documents raise questions about Dotard Трамп financial fraud
• Trevor: Michael Cohen to Congress, “Трамп is a racist, a con man and a cheat.”
• WaPo Fact Checking the Michael Cohen hearing.

Robert Reich: A bold new idea to boost wages.

Vice News: CPAC—The gathering of MAGAtards.

The Atlantic: What’s the deal with free college?

Trevor: Kamala Harris on how to fix policing and criminal justice in America.

CBS This Morning: Jay Inslee is in

Vice News: How Chicago’s Mayoral race could upend the city’s politics.

Minute Earth: The problem with concrete.

Chris Hayes: CPAC—God’s president and an AOC obsession.

Now This World: Has ISIS really been defeated?

Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney giddy over taking health care from poor people:

Verge Science: Moon exploration is coming back in a big way.

Conan: NBC’s helpful stats about members of Congress

Vox: How plastic from clothing gets into seafood.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Trevor: Conservatives slam Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s green new deal.

Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie “names names!” in new book.

Full Frontal: Black History Month—Rosa Parks.

Roy Zimmerman: Rise Up with the Girls’ Choir of Wilmington.

Vox: Why safe playgrounds aren’t great for kids.

Kurzgesagt: Loneliness.

The New Yorker: How gender politics play out on the red carpet.

The Dotard Трамп and Other National Emergencies:

• Stephen: The national emergency we “didn’t need”
• Jimmy Fallon: Talk like Трамп
• WaPo: The Dotard will take credit for almost everything!
• Ari Melber: Judge rebukes Roger Stone and sides with Mueller
• Stephen: Putin’s new missile threat against America
• Rachel Maddow: Grand Jury investigating former Dotard Трамп Interior Secretary Zinke
• Roy Zimmerman: Secret agent Manafort:

• The Late Show: William Barr’s plan for the Mueller report
• Bill Maher: Congressman Adam Schiff investigates
• Stephen: Трамп asked a favor of Matthew Whitaker
• Seth Meyers: Трамп prepares for Mueller’s final report
• WaPo: How QAnon, the bizarre pro-Трамп conspiracy theory, took hold in right-wing circles online
• Stephen: Roger Stone threatened the law and the law won
• Lauren Mayer: The National Emergency Song:

• Ari Melber: Former FBI Chief Andrew McCabe previews Mueller report.
• Stephen: The Mueller probe enters the home stretch
• WaPo: New wall or not? Трамп’s misleading claims on border wall progress.
• Trevor: Трамп admits there’s no emergency while declaring a national emergency
• Stephen with Andrew McCabe: There was no “coup” to remove Трамп
• The Late Show: Трамп’s National Emergency Broadcasting System
• Ari Melber: Busy Friday, and then Robert Mueller report news breaks
• Stephen: The Трамп quote that stood out to McCabe
• Mark Fiore: It’s a wall emergency
• SNL Weekend Update: Nancy and Chuck on the wall funding:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: Andrew McCabe’s credibility
• Stephen with Jake Tapper: Republicans don’t want to vote on a wall
• Bill Maher: If you see salsa, say something
• WaPo Opinion: Money laundering may help explain Donald Трамп’s curious relationship with Russia
• Stephen: Трамп could give a lot to Kim for a small victory
• Rachel Maddow: DOJ policy on indicting a President has weak basis in 1973 memo
• Seth Meyers: Трамп undercuts his national emergency declaration
• Stephen: Andrew McCabe had Robert Mueller as a boss

Wendover: How Hong Kong changed countries.

Trevor: The opioid crisis—Трамп blames Mexico & big pharma blames addicts

John Oliver: Brexit III.

The Atlantic: Band-aids over bullet wounds.

Real Engineering: Designer babies—The problem with China’s CRISPR experiment.

Bill Maher: Geospatial inequality

Stephen: Obama takes in a basketball game.

WaPo: The modern anti-vaxxer movement explained.

Jim Jefferies: The fight for the right to be naked in Hawaii.

Daily Show: Jaboukie Young-White makes the case for climate change “preparations”

Campaign Venti-Venti

• Stephen: The most “Bernie” way to kick off a campaign
• James Fallon: Bernie Sanders announces his 2020 presidential run
• Trevor: Bernie’s back, Kamala gets questioned, Gillibrand eats chicken & Booker doesn’t
• Robert Reich: Who will be the next President?
• James Corden: Elizabeth Warren reacts to fellow Democratic presidential candidates
• Seth Meyers: John Oliver thinks it’s too early to talk about the 2020 elections
• Trevor: Kamala Harris on her 2020 presidential campaign and Трамп’s vanity wall
• The Late Show: Invasion of the presidential candidates

Mental Floss: 100 year-old words.

Roy Wood, Jr. Black contributions to music.

The Atlantic: America’s dopamine-fueled shopping addiction.

Vox: American segregation, mapped at day and night.

Jimmy Dore: Congressman Peter King elated over Ilhan Omar controversy.

Late Show: It’s not easy being the green new deal.

Vox: What the #$@!% are these?

Seth Meyers: The real national emergency is climate change

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

WaPo: Brexit explained for confused Americans.

Trevor: A year after the Parkland shooting, the fight for sensible gun control continues

Samantha Bee: Thicc, not sick.

Late Show: NYC returns its Amazon purchase.

SNL: Meet The Press

Minute Earth: Why earthquakes are so hard to predict

Roll Call: The week in Congressional hits and misses.

Trevor: 21 Savage gets arrested for overstaying his visa.

Vox: The 70% top tax rate, explained with potatoes.

The Dotard Трамп and Other National Emergencies:

• Stephen: Averting shutdowns is the bare minimum
• Rachel Maddow: Emergency declaration could backfire and force Republican opposition
• WaPo: Fact-checking Трамп’s national emergency declaration
• Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks the 2020 democrats
• Late Show: Трамп 2020, stolen slogans
• Trevor: Трамп’s call to finish the wall that hasn’t been started
• Chris Hayes: How The Dotard administration is bucking the legal process
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп rallies El Paso and gets a $1.4B border wall offer
• Stephen: Трамп’s friends at FAUX don’t like the bipartisan deal
• WaPo: How The Dotard blames Obama
• Trevor: Трамп’s dog rant
• Bad Lip Reading: SOTU:

• Jimmy Dore: Right wing freaks out over Трамп’s emergency declaration
• Ari Melber: How Big Government would seize American homes if Трамп’s wall is built.
• Bill Maher: National Emergency!
• WaPo Opinion: Congress must stop this “national emergency”
• Rachel Maddow: Paul Manafort hid Russian intel-tied contacts and now faces decades of prison
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tax cut only benefits Трамп
• The Daily Show: Worst scandals in Presidential history—Obama’s latte salute
• Stephen: Here’s how Трамп spends 60% of his day
• Seth Meyers: Did Manafort lie to Mueller to protect Трамп?
• Trevor: Bricky the border wall rallies Трамп supporters in El Paso
• Stephen: All the President’s 2020 challengers
• The Late Show: (Трамп’s rally in) El Paso’ by Marty Robbins
• Conan: Трамп’s worst nightmare
• Stephen and Trevor: Stealing executive time from Трамп
• Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’s not happy with deal to avoid shutdown
• Jimmy Kimmel: “No President ever worked harder” than The Dotard
• Rachel Maddow: Developments in three Robert Mueller-related cases advance Трамп scandal
• WaPo: What happens now that The Dotard has declared an emergency?
• Stephen: Pelosi warns of the consequences of a national emergency
• Vox: FAUX News keeps forcing Трамп into shutdowns
• RepresentUS: Everyone charged in the Mueller investigation… so far
• Trevor: New York Times op-ed columnist Frank Bruni on The Dotard’s SOTU address
• Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry reacts to being the “designated survivor”:

• Seth Meyers with Stacey Abrams: What to do if The Dotard declares a national emergency
• Bill Maher: Melania’s Rules
• Ari Melber: Mueller wins Roger Stone gag order & moves to sentence Manafort
• WaPo: Inside Paul Manafort’s 2016 meeting with a Russian operative
• Rachel Maddow: The Dotard Трамп asks Americans to abandon truth with daily, petty lies
• Stephen: Трамп 2020: Murders, murders, murders, killings, murders!
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is all of us watching animal vids

The Daily Show: The Green New Deal

Stephen with John Oliver: Brexit and whatnot.

WaPo: What’s the deal with the Green New Deal?.

Bill Maher chats with Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

Stephen: Jeff Bezos invents a new euphemism for penis

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

BuzzFeed: I want you to stop being oily.

Seth Meyers with Stacey Abrams: Voter fraud is a myth.

Stephen: Russia is attempting to hack our brains.

Yes, Virginia, There is a Racism:

• Trevor: Virginia Governor bumbles through his blackface apology tour
• Stephen interviews Gayle King’s interview of Ralph Northam
• Trevor: Another blackface controversy in Virginia and Gucci’s racist sweater

Robert Reich: Inequality of place.

Stephen: Bill & Melinda Gates talk taxing the wealthy.

Full Frontal: Valentines for billionaires

SNL: Black history month presentation.

Bill Maher: New Rule—You can’t always get what you want:

Samantha Bee: Green new deal

Trevor: Kamala Harris wants to legalize weed and Amy Klobuchar’s temper is questioned.

WaPo: A play-by-play of Kamala Harris admitting she smoked weed.

Roy Wood, Jr.: CP Time—The history of civil rights marches

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Roll Call: The evolution of the SOTU.

Minute Physics: Shells of cosmic time.

Amazon Pecker Pix:

• Ari Melber: Explosive Bezos allegation could jeopardize Трамп ally immunity
• WaPo: What you need to know about AMI, the company Jeff Bezos says tried to blackmail him.
• Ari Melber: Jeff Bezos’ extortion claim and the “Saudi angle”
• Rachel Maddow: Saudi media blitz could explain devotion of National Enquirer/AMI.
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Jeff Bezos accuses National Enquirer owner of blackmail

Bill Maher: New Rule—The Republicans are the problem:

Jonathan Mann: Billionaires are bad.

Trevor: Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN-5)—Getting down to business with the congressional freshman class.

The Dotard Трамп And Other Co-conspirators:

• Rachel Maddow: The Dotard Трамп campaign & GOP donations being put to dubious use
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп’s SOTU didn’t impress Joshua Trump
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп on football, impeachment and golf with Tiger Woods
• WaPo: SOTU—Трамп versus Nixon
• Joy Reid: Representative Pramila Jayapal (D-WA-07) wants “reparations” for separated families:

• Stephen: Will Трамп be “239 pounds” at this year’s physical?
• Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper thinks there’s a chance for another government shutdown
• Ari Melber: Ex-DOJ official—Whitaker testimony “an embarrassment to the DOJ”
• Stephen: We’re finally going to get Трамп’s tax returns
• The Late Show: The real State of the Union
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard rants about “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!”
• WaPo: The Dotard Трамп gets The Clap
• Mother Jones: How Трамп’s new Interior pick David Bernhardt became “the guy doing the dirty work.”
• Trevor: Трамп’s leaked private schedule causes a stir
• Jimmy Fallon recaps the State of the Union address
• Stephen: CBS This Morning hosts stay up late for the SOTU
• Stephen: CBS This Morning hosts on what Трамп left out
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп’s “willful ignorance” poses national security threat
• The Late Show: Vladimir Putin’s State of The Union response
• Robert Reich: How Трамп plays the press
• Jimmy Fallon: Reactions to Трамп’s State of the Union address
• Stephen interviews Трамп’s Super Bowl interview
• Samantha Bee: Elliott Abrams’ bitchin’ plan for Venezuela.
• Roll Call: Members describe the SOTU speech in 3 words
• WaPo: Fact-checking the SOTU
• Jimmy Kimmel responds to the State of the Union address
• Seth Meyers: Trump and Phil Robertson freak out about “socialism”
• Stephen: Трамп’s inauguration is now under investigation
• Trevor: State of the Union 2019—Uncancelled
• Rachel Maddow: Amid dodges, Matt Whitaker denies discussing Mueller probe with The Dotard.
• Jonathan Mann: Joshua Trump:

• Conan had a researcher fact-check Трамп’s SOTU address
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s 2019 State of the Union address
• Mark Fiore: Executive Time!
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп gives post-show press conference after SOTU
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп and God
• Samantha Bee: The State of the Union is long
• Stephen: The Restate of the Union
• Jimmy Kimmel: People don’t know who Mike Pence is

Real Engineering: Why SpaceX built a stainless steel starship.

Roy Wood, Jr.: The State of Black Shit

Bill Maher: The state of our union

Mental Floss: 19 common things science hasn’t figured out.

Trevor: About Liam Neeson’s racist confession.

Election Vente-Vente

• Stephen: Cory Booker’s 2020 announcement, dissected
• Seth Meyers: “Senator” David Jimenez (D-NM) et al. announces bids for President
• Roll Call: Cory Booker is running for president—Here are some congressional basics

Vox: America’s cocaine habit fueled its migrant crisis.

Samantha Bee: Real Black history (abridged)

Amber Ruffin’s drunk history: The Little Rock nine take on segregation in schools.

Kurzgesagt: Building a Marsbase is a horrible idea—Let’s do it!

The Atlantic: How should Americans tackle anti-Semitism?

Troubles in Old Dominion:

• Seth Meyers: Democrats call on Ralph Northam to resign after racist photo surfaces
• Conan: The scandals continue in Virginia
• Stephen: Ralph Northam can’t moonwalk his way out of this
• WaPo: Cascading scandals make future uncertain for top Virginia Democrats
• Trevor: Ralph Northam’s 1984 blackface explanation is a racism dumpster fire
• The Late Show: Another confession from a Virginia politician
• Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper thinks Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has done everything wrong
• Jimmy Kimmel: Presidential candidate Julián Castro on The Dotard’s State of the Union, health care & immigration
• Trevor: SOTU 2019 may be over, but the 2020 Democrats are just getting started
• Stephen: Who wants to be Virginia’s Governor?

Daily Show: Worst scandals in Presidential history—Obama’s Jacketgate.

Wendover: Living underwater—How submarines work.

Jonathan Mann: Ban billionaires.

Roll Call: The week in Congressional hits and misses.

Jim Jefferies has some words for the NFL.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

6:05: Here we go!

6:06: Prepare for an onslaught of lies, lies, lies, lieslies.

6:07: There is a small crowd here at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern for Drinking Liberally.

6:08: Why is Melanie wearing pajamas.

DemocratIC agenda. Don't be petty.

— Christina Reynolds (@creynoldsnc) February 6, 2019

6:10: He has said absolutely nothing so far.

6:11: Wait…”The Great Crusade” wasn’t the liberation of Europe! He is basically feeding his base with anti-Islamic dog whistles.

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— Trump Sniff Counter (@TrumpSniffCount) February 6, 2019

Not everything is an applause line.

— Carl Ballard (@BallardCrl) February 6, 2019

6:19: The economy is good. That’s because Trump inherited the Obama recovery, and he hasn’t totally fucked it up. Yet.

6:22: What companies have come back to the U.S. as a result of the G.O.P. tax scam?

6:23: The U.S. is a net exporter of energy. But that was achieved under Obama. “Thanks Obama!”

Our economy is so hot Trump is gonna move on her like a bitch

— Jessica Mason Pieklo (@Hegemommy) February 6, 2019

6:29: I hate these fucking anecdotes. For every Alice there is a Joe Arpaio, so fuck off, Drumpf.

6:32: Here comes the bullshit “dangerous southern border” part of the speech.

6:33: “Caravans of refugees are coming!!!!!11!1!!1!” When, exactly, did Republicans become such fucking cowards?

6:37: Human traffickers, MS 13, and caravans, OH MY!

96 Americans die from gun violence every day. Every day. Yet, Trump will never mention that. He's only concerned about victims of crime when he can use their stories to further his agenda

— Joe Sudbay (@JoeSudbay) February 6, 2019

Human trafficking? You mean like what may have happened to the kids this presidential administration lost track of after they took them from their families at the border? #SOTU19

— Ruth H. Hopkins (@RuthHHopkins) February 6, 2019

6:42: Let’s see…Drumpf says 300 girls rescued from 1000 pimps!?! That is a very large pimp to girl ratio!

6:45: Drumpf describes his wonderful “barrier”. Did he get some funding from Mexico yet?

"I will get it built! And Mexi….uh.."

— Sam Seder (@SamSeder) February 6, 2019

6:46: “Walls work and walls save lives”. That should convince the Mexicans.

6:48: “More women serving in Congress than anytime before.” Drumpf does get sine credit for that, but not how he thinks!

6:50: “First ever program focusing on economic empowerment for women in developing countries.” Bullshit. Obama and Clinton had such programs. Hell, Shrub probably did as well.

Trump has one move. Scare white people that brown people are rapists, drug dealers, murderers and sex traffickers.

That is All This Is.

Race baiting plain and simple. #SOTU

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) February 6, 2019

6:52: USMCS is pretty much a slightly modernized NAFTA.

Before the week is out, our Trump-loving, @GOP-voting neighbors & co-workers will "know" with true Republican certainty that Trump & the Republicans are to thank for all the women now serving in Congress.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— Mordant FreedomVoter (@MordantFV) February 6, 2019

Did Trump claim credit for the electoral backlash against Trump?

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 6, 2019

6:56: Drumpf declares a war on “global freeloading”.

Note to @realDonaldTrump: Patients with pre-existing conditions already have protections written into law. It's called the Affordable Care Act. Stop the attacks on our care. #SOTU #HealthCareVoter #ProtectOurCare

— Laura Packard (@lpackard) February 6, 2019

7:01: Drumpf is all about paid family leave. We’ll see how long that lasts.

7:06: Yay for more nuclear weapons! “Mush Room Cloud! Mush Room Cloud!”

Applause for withdrawing from the INF treaty?! WTF? Who the hell applauds a failure in nuclear arms control agreements?

— Mordant FreedomVoter (@MordantFV) February 6, 2019

Nothing scares seniors on universal basic income and single payer health care like talk of socialism.

— ⚡️LOLGOP⚡️ (@LOLGOP) February 6, 2019

7:16: Drumpf says “radical regime of Iran” as if he is trying to convince people (and himself) it is true.

7:23: The State of Our Union is 75 years ago.

I bet Judah doesn't think there were good people on both sides. #SOTU

— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 6, 2019

7:29: Drumpf gives a stirring speech asking us to chose greatness. Tomorrow he will Tweet something about “Cryin’ Chuck”.

7:40: Ummm…happy lunar new year?

Stacey Abrams looks great, relaxed & strong! She's rocking this #SOTU response!

— BCarniello (@BCarniello) February 6, 2019

Good chance @staceyabrams would be giving this speech as governor of GA not private citizen if it wasn’t for GOP voter suppression

— Ari Berman (@AriBerman) February 6, 2019

How dare he speak of Dachau when he created this. #SOTU pic.twitter.com/CsdZ6o1CAs

— Parker Quinlan (@parkerquinlan) February 6, 2019

Stacey Abrams: "Compassionate treatment at the border is not the same as open borders."

— Michael Del Moro (@MikeDelMoro) February 6, 2019

Jim Jefferies: Oh no, it turns out infrastructure is crumbling everywhere.

Samantha Bee: Deaf lives matter with Nyle DiMarco.

Chris Hayes: In opposing voting access, Mitch McConnell shows his hand.

Vox: El Chapo’s drug tunnels, explained.

Rachel Maddow: Pipelines, power grid vulnerable to cyber attack by China and Russia

Bill Maher: Climate emergency

The Dotard Трамп and Others Owned by Pelosi:

• Stephen: “What the hell is going on with global waming?”
• WaPo: The colorful, quirky and weird parts of the Stone indictment, explained
• Jimmy Kimmel: Kids Explain Climate Change to The Dotard Трамп
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп is denying U.S. intel AND reality
• Ari Melber: Dem Rep to Трамп, we are coming for your hidden tax returns
• Trevor: The government shutdown ends and FAUX News can’t decide whether Трамп won or lost
• Stephen: Трамп’s incoherent NYT interview
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп tells NYT spending talks are a “waste of time”
• Roll Call: What is a national emergency? How Congress gave the White House broad, far-reaching powers
• Stephen: Трамп’s immigration claims are right out of ‘Sicario’
• Seth Meyers: Трамп threatens military action in Venezuela
• FOD: When your driver won’t stop talking nuclear:

• WaPo Opinion: For these married couples, Трамп’s travel ban is devastating. They’re being torn apart.
• Stephen: Трамп says one thing, U.S. intel says another
• Robert Reich: Seven suggestions for surviving the rest of Трамп’s presidency
• Late Show: Other things written on John Bolton’s notepad
• Jimmy Kimmel: Roger Stone is a Batman villain
• Ari Melber: Inside Mueller’s cyber investigation battle plan
• Stephen: Трамп’s dumb “Hall of Presidents” request
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Senator Chuck Schumer calls for intel. “intervention” to educate The Dotard
• Trevor: Roger Stone’s Arrest Reveals a Racial Double Standard
• Late Show: Whatcha gonna do when Mueller comes for you?
• Joy Reid: President Трамп hands Vladimir Putin gift in missile treaty withdrawal
• Seth Meyers: Roger Stone indicted as Трамп caves on shutdown
• Roll Call: The Трамп shutdown is hard on the TSA
• Chris Hayes: “I accomplished the military”
• Stephen: The Dotard Трамп’s compromise got him nothing
• Jimmy Kimmel: Charles Pierce on Трамп, Stone, Biden & Giuliani
• Trevor: The government shutdown ends and FAUX News can’t decide whether Трамп won or lost
• Mike Fiore: The tactical truth team
• Stephen: Roger Stone is weirdly enjoying all of this
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп and other Republicans decry Roger Stone arrest
• SNL Weekend Update: Cathy Anne on Трамп’s border wall
• Samantha Bee: Roger Stone—America’s athlete’s foot.
• Stephen: The Трамп-Putin meeting we didn’t know about
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп’s shutdown defeat and Roger Stone’s arrest
• Late Show: These videos of Трамп are “deepfakes”
• Ari Melber: The Dotard Трамп is “soft on crime” when ex-aides are involved
• Seth Meyers: Point—Counterpoint on the Трамп shutdown and 2020 candidates
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп says he summoned intel chiefs after hearing they contradicted him
• WaPo: Трамп never caves until he caves
• Trevor: It’s 2019 and the U.S. President still thinks a cold snap disproves global warming
• Stephen: Cliff Sims helped curate Трамп’s enemies list
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is right “A WALL is a WALL!”

Rachel Maddow: Blue wave Democrats bring new productivity to House committees

The Atlantic: Inside the struggle of the U.S. government shutdown

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship.

Lauren Mayer: Yet another song explaining cold weather doesn’t disprove climate change:

Vox: The DeLorean paradox—how it failed and became a legend.

Chris Hayes: NC House race is still undecided.

Jim Jefferies: How toxic masculinity screws men up

Samantha Bee: Military spending

Rachel Maddow: Russia accused of disinformation campaign in disinformation case

The 2020 Season Fucking Starts!

• Stephen: No thanks, billionaire presidential candidates
• WaPo: The political pitfalls in the race to 2020
• Ari Melber: Nick Hanauer points out that AOC is the centrist, not Howard Schultz:

• Trevor: Everyone hates Starbucks billionaire Howard Schultz
• Roll Call: Elizabeth Warren is running for president
• Roll Call: Tulsi Gabbard is running for president
• Roll Call: Kirsten Gillibrand is running for president
• Roll Call: Kamala Harris is running for president
• Jimmy Fallon: Howard Schultz can’t read the room in campaign ad
• WaPo: Do 3rd party candidates affect election outcomes?
• Ari Melber: Howard Schultz wants less for America than for Starbucks
• Seth Meyers: Howard Schultz and Cliff Sims stumble in interviews
• WaPo: Howard Schultz’s horrible, no good, very bad week

New Yorker: Witness a mother’s call with her daughter in government custody.

Daily Show: That’s fracked—Can a Colorado school combat environmental racism?.

Nova: What does the polar vortex have to do with climate change?

Rachel Maddow: Fading NRA panics over exposed ties to Russia

Adam Ruins Mount Everest tourism.

WaPo: Is extreme weather related to climate change?

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen: Ocasio-Cortez is teaching Twitter 101 on Capitol Hill

Trevor: A BuzzFeed story and a teen’s standoff with a native American come into question.

Daily Show: FAUX News can’t stop misreporting deaths

Jimmy Dore: “I’m a weed guy now” says John Boehner.

Stephen has a KKK story.

The Atlantic: “I have a message for you.” Words of Holocaust survivor.

Minute Physics: How to make MUONS.

Trevor: Martin Luther King Jr.—Not just an excuse for a mattress sale.

Samantha Bee: The masked federal worker

Roll Call: The week in Congressional hits and misses.

The Dotard Трамп:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Don Jr. & Eric Трамп hunt the last lion in Africa
• Seth Meyers: President Трамп whispered something bizarre to Claire McCaskill
• Trevor: The politics of the wall
• Stephen: Трамп has been Posting Altered Photos Of Himself
• Samantha Bee: Shutdown showdown
• WaPo: What Roger Stone’s indictment means for the Russia investigation
• Daily Show: Kim Jong-Un teases “Summit 2”
• Jimmy Fallon plays Talk like Трамп
• Stephen: White House aide Hogan Gidley is an odd dude
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head, “How come you don’t have a cool hat?”
• Trevor: Трамп’s wall-funding fantasy inspires the A-Mexican Express Card
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy Kimmel’s Halftime Tribute to Трамп:

• Late Show: Rudy Giuliani’s gravestone—The rough drafts
• Stephen: Pence’s Трамп-MLK comparison doesn’t add up
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп added to Mount Rushmore
• Stephen: The Dotard is on a losing streak.
• Seth Meyers: Cohen and Giuliani cause problems for The Dotard
• Jimmy Fallon: The Dotard responds to Photoshop accusations
• Stephen: The state of the State of the Union
• WaPo: What we know and don’t know about Трамп pardon power
• Jimmy Kimmel: What’s worse, working for Трамп or being married to him?
• Late Show: Need a location for your State Of The Union?
• Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп loves space, but doesn’t quite get how it works
• Stephen: The shutdown is making it harder for FBI agents
• Seth Meyers: No one likes Трамп’s latest shutdown offer
• Alyssa Milano presents Dotard Трамп commemorative plates
• Trevor: The state of the State of the Union is not good, folks
• Aloe Blacc sings New Трамп anthem “Great Again”
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s shutdown is making America less safe
• Jimmy Fallon: Window thoughts with President Трамп
• Stephen: A new tell-all book details Трамп-Paul Ryan meeting
• Mark Fiore: What would MAGA Jesus do?
• Jimmy Kimmel chats with The Dotard Трамп’s dad
• Late Show: Art responds to Karen Pence
• Vox: How Трамп wins press conferences.
• Daily Show: Mike Pence is the hottest beat of 2019:

• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back of Dotard Трамп’s head, “You have the most beautiful daughter
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп’s SAVAGE alternative to State of the Union
• Stephen: Rudy Giuliani has out-Giuliani’ed himself
• Bill Maher: Yippee ki-yay, pussygrabber
• Leon Bridges sings Трамп Tweets.
• Seth Meyers: The tiny voice in the back The Dotard’s head, “It’s time to sign some documents”

Mother Jones: Onesie-wearing Beto O’Rourke sings The Ramones in newly unearthed video.

Vox: How bite marks made one man a murder suspect.

Samantha Bee: Women for President.

Trevor: Political news of the week

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The Avenging Ones: Why don’t White superheroes help the Black community?.

The Atlantic: The big business of pot.

SNL Weekend Update: Sen. Elizabeth Warren on running for president.

Roll Call: Demonstrators arrested outside McConnell’s Russell office.

Trevor: El Chapo, drug lord, and exhibit A of the problem with a border wall.

Stephen: Rep. Ocasio-Cortez debunks myths about a 70% marginal tax

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Stephen has a message for MacKenzie Bezos.

Roll Call: World Central Kitchen on Pennsylvania Ave to help federal workers.

Bill Maher: Middle class squeeze.

Stephen: Doin’ it donkey style—Which Democrats are running?

Vox: The problem with video gambling machines

Minute Earth: Why are your fingerprints unique?.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

The Dotard Трамп And Other Grifters and Charlatans:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Karen Pence takes job at a school that hates gays
• Stephen: The State of the Union is…cancelled?
• Trevor: Cardi B & Nancy P take on Трамп and unpaid workers crowdfund
• Bill Maher: Shutdown shutdown.
• James Corden: Dotard Трамп fed “hamberders” to the Clemson Tigers
• Daily Show: The A-Mexican Express Card—Buy whatever you want, Mexico’s paying for it:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп eats “hamberders” while government remains shut down
• James Fallon: Extended government shutdown chaos
• Rachel Maddow: Be Forewarned! The Dotard preps return of infrastructure week
• WaPo: How popular is Трамп’s border wall?
• The Atlantic bears witness to Трамп’s destructive presidency
• Democrats: Трамп’s shutdown is harming federal workers
• Seth Meyers: Трамп country
• Stephen: Nancy Pelosi struck a nerve with The Dotard
• Roll Call: Pelosi on what if The Dotard disagrees with SOTU delay?
• Steve Kornacki: Why did Mueller refute the Buzzfeed news report on Трамп & Cohen?
• Mark Fiore: Unbelievable vehicles invading America!
• Seth Meyers: Трамп is losing the shutdown fight
• Jimmy Kimmel asks The Dotard to end the shutdown
• WaPo: What we know about the Трамп–Putin meetings
• Trevor: Трамп is the world’s worst spy:

• Jimmy Fallon: Longest government shutdown in U.S. history
• Stephen: Трамп’s lonely weekend in the White House
• Jimmy Kimmel puts a NASA engineer to work during the shutdown
• Stephen: We’ve come a long way from “no collusion”
• Late Show: The interpreter’s notes from the Трамп-Putin Meeting
• James Corden: Michael Cohen created “Women For Cohen” Twitter account
• Stephen: The White House smells like hamberders
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп getting along with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press conference with Трамп
• James Corden: Трамп denies working for Russia
• WaPo: Трамп tweeted about “prayer rugs” at the border, echoing a far-right bullshit scare tactic
• Roll Call: It’s official—the Трамп shutdown is the longest ever
• Chris Hayes: Special Counsel disputes blockbuster report in a rare statement
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп vs the Left, Pelosi & Cardi B
• Rachel Maddow: Buzzfeed stands by Michael Cohen story in face of Robert Mueller objections
• Trevor: The U.S. & The U.K. are allies in chaos
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп cancels speaker Pelosi’s Afghanistan trip in shutdown retaliation
• Stephen: Chris Christie knows why Трамп wears long ties
• The Atlantic: It’s time to impeach Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel puts a federal employee to work during the shutdown
• Late Show: Grimace puts Трамп on the hot seat:

• Seth Meyers: Rudy Giuliani contradicts Трамп on collusion
• Stephen: The art of the doing whatever Putin asks you to
• Jimmy Kimmel: Rudy Giuliani lies about lying about “no collusion”

Late Night: What is Brexit PSA?

Nova: How do government shutdowns affect science?.

Roll Call: The week in Congressional hits and misses.

Real Engineering: How the Ford Model T took over the world

Stephen: Another company was inspired by Gillette’s ad.

Vox: How tax brackets work.

Late Show: Mary Poppins—Post-Brexit.

Kurzgesagt: Is organic really better? Healthy food or trendy scam?.

Roll Call: The first 2020 Senate race ratings.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Adam ruins everything: How big meat made bacon a meme.

Stephen: Monks of the quivering palm.

New Yorker: Lifeboat.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Robert Reich: The big economic switcheroo:

WaPo: “I’m in trouble”—Virginia farmer hurting from shutdown:

Buzz Feed: How spicy food affects your body.

Now This World: Elections to watch in 2019.

Daily Show: Switzerland’s responsible gun nuts (Pt. 2).

Vox: How humans disrupted a cycle essential to all life.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Bricks in the Wall:

• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп’s primetime border wall speech
• Chris Hayes: Steve King, The Dotard Трамп, and why this is not about the wall
• Stephen: Трамп just wants to be on primetime TV
• WaPo: Why is Трамп waiting to declare a national emergency for what he calls a “crisis?”
• Trevor: The government shutdown and Трамп’s escalating wall gambit
• Ari Melber: Трамп Tower charge rocks Трамп Jr.
• Jimmy Kimmel puts federal employees to work during government shutdown
• Jimmy Kimmel puts another federal employee to work during government shutdown
• Stephen: The Трамп shutdown is bad for anyone who eats food
• Lawrence O’Donnell and Ezra Klein: The Dotard shutdown
• Former Republican Steve Schmide: Where are the Pesos?
• Late Show: Border Walls—the medieval solution:

• Mark Fiore: An address from the oval office
• Stephen is back…the government is not
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп refuses to end government shutdown
• Ari Melber: Michael Cohen’s lawyer on how Cohen will expose Трамп to Congress
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard’s “big lie” collapsed today
• Chris Hayes: Mitch McConnell blocks vote to End Shutdown
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard does NOT have temper tantrums
• Stephen: Трамп will “definitely” declare a national emergency, “probably”
• Ari Melber: Why Трамп’s wall “emergency” is a fraud
• Trevor: Paul Manafort’s PDF faux pas
• WaPo: The many ways Трамп said Mexico would pay for the wall
• Late Show: Yogi Bear in “Government shutdown”
• Jomes Corden: This monologue about Трамп is soooooo great
• Stephen: The clearest evidence of collusion yet
• Jimmy Kimmel: This former President supports Трамп’s wall
• WaPo: Fact Checking the Dotards Oval Office address
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп visits Texas border amid government shutdown
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s wall has changed a lot
• Stephen: Трамп—It’s my right “to do national emergency”
• Trevor: Трамп’s oval office address—sniffing and scaring the shit out of people
• Ari Melber: Трамп’s “Art Of The Deal” Co-author—It’s been fraud all along
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп A.G. pick advocated pardons by George H.W. Bush and bashed Mueller probe
• Daily Show: Shutdown day 20—Трамп heads to the border
• Jimmy Kimmel: Jimmy has not been entirely truthful
• Late Show: Cue cards from Трамп’s oval office address
• WaPo: Furloughed employees rally against shutdown
• Stephen: How Turkey smooth-talked Трамп out of Syria
• Chris Hayes: FBI opened an inquiry into whether Трамп was working for Russia!
• Jimmy Kimmel’s plan to end Трамп’s government shutdown
• Ari Melber: Why Mueller does not have final say on “Mueller report”.
• Seth Meyers: The Dotard goes to the border amid shutdown:

• Stephen: A border wall for a butterfinger
• James Corden response to Трамп’s wall address
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп’s immigration speech recap
• Stephen with Sen. Kamala Harris: This won’t end with a wall
• Trevor: Here’s what will happen if Трамп declares a state of emergency
• The Late Show: Bird Box Part 2—The Трамп address
• Jimmy Kimmel on Трамп’s Presidential address
• Stephen explains the shutdown with beer
• Ari Melber: Meet the federal prosecutor who scares Трамп more than Mueller
• Daily Show: Bordersnatch—One wall, infinite possibilitie
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Republican describes The Dotard Трамп’s handling of the shutdown as total chaos
• Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes: Трамп doesn’t understand the government shutdown’s consequences
• Ali Velshi: FBI Opened Probe Into Whether Трамп Secretly Worked For Russia
• James Corden: Why does everyone keep saying Mexico will pay for the wall??
• Stephen: Трамп claims he “can relate” to unpaid workers
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Трамп shutdown is affecting the Coast Guard

Vox: How salmonella-tainted food gets in your fridge.

Jim Jefferies: A far-reaching conspiracy theory about chickens.

Jimmy Dore chats with Sen. Mitt Romney:

Wired: Why it’s almost impossible to ride a bike 60 kilometers in one hour.

Wendover: The new economy of the warming arctic.

WaPo: Why am I nonessential?.

Trevor: Malala Yousafzai—Helping refugee girls with “We Are Displaced” and Malala Fund

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

BuzzFeed: Americans and Russians swap snacks.

Jonathan Mann: Medicare for allllll:

Young Turks: Tucker Carlson does incel porn.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Mobsters:

• Mark Fiore: The year in lies.
• David Pakman: Трамп busted bragging about news written by his own staff
• Farron Cousins: Idiot Трамп says he can’t be impeached because he “won…the great election….”
• Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry pushes Israel loyalty oath for Americans:

• A quick recap of the 2018 Circus that is the Трамп Presidency
• Chris Hayes: Трамп golf club concealed undocumented workers
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп looks ahead to worst year ever as Democrats retake control of the House
• David Pakman: Трамп provided FAKE GREEN CARDS to his illegal immigrant workers
• Farron Cousins: The Dotard lies and says voters are calling to express support for his border wall
• WaPo: “We’re gonna impeach the motherfucker” says Rep. Rashida Tlaib on Трамп
• Young Turks: Трамп hiding undocumented workers
• Winlar: Border wall
• Ari Melber and Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп destroyed Ronald Reagan
• Sky News: The true impact of the US government shutdown
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп is curiously well versed in specific Russian talking points:

• David Pakman: John Kelly confirms he was lying all along
• Farron Cousins: Jerry Falwell’s idiot son attacks poor people to defend The Dotard Трамп
• WaPo: Dirty parks, closed museums as the government shutdown enters 12th day

Vox: Why fixing the US bail system is tricky.

Nova: 2018 in review—the biggest science stories of the year.

Robert Reich: Why we must get Big Money out of politics.

Wired: How photography is affecting our brains.

The 116th Congress:

• Rachel Maddow: Democrats paint stark contrast with outgoing Republicans
• Sam Seder: New Congresswoman SLAMS The Dotard Трамп, “We’re gonna impeach the motherfucker!”
• Chris Hayes: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dances, People Lose Their Minds
• Vice News: These scientists just got sworn into Congress and they’re ready for a fight
• Young Turks: ANOTHER Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez attack backfires spectacularly
• Sam Seder: Conservatives lose their shit over Ocasio-Cortez dancing on rooftop
• Roll Call: New Congressional hits and misses
• David Pakman: Dems take over and IMMEDIATELY pass a bill to end shutdown
• Ari Melber: Why Nancy Pelosi shrugs off the haters like Drake.
• Steve Kornacki and Joy Reid: Nancy Pelosi will demonstrate what Democrats can do with power:

• Roll Call: Pelosi’s first responsibility as Speaker? A marathon of 300 photo-ops
• Sam Seder: Watch Mike Pence awkwardly swear in a bisexual member of Congress
• Young Turks: Conservative HEADS EXPLODE over Rashida Tlaib.

Pitchfork Economics: Whatever happened to the middle class?

The Atlantic: The world’s happiest animal.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Daily Show: The year in outrage.

Young Turks: Jerks of the Year.

The Year in Review: Humanitarian crises around the world.

Craig Melvin and Jane Timm: Fact checking The Dotard Трамп’s most sweeping claims of 2018.

Vox: 2018, in 5 minutes.

Young Turks: Turks of the Year.

The Daily Show’s Michael Kosta: Top Michaels of 2018.

Hallie Jackson: Swamp watch—Looking at the year’s biggest DC scandals.

Young Turks: The worst part of 2018.

Goldy and Friends: What is the trick in trickle down?

Wired: Biobots—Snakebot, batbot, and more robots inspired by nature.

Wendover: Cities at sea—How aircraft carriers work.

Drunk History: A surprising Christmas story—Washington crossing the Delaware .

Robert Reich: Ten steps to save American democracy:

Ari Melber: Pelosi exposes the secret holding back women in Congress.

Farron Cousins: Job growth SOARS after minimum wage increases.

Aliens under the ice: Life on rogue planets.

Roy Wood, Jr: CP Time—2018 Episodes.

The Dotard Трамп And Other Clowns of Chaos:

• Young Turks: Трамп ruins Christmas
• Ari Melber: Democratic Senator says GOP Congress thinks Трамп is “nuts”.
• David Pakman: OOPS! Трамп’s AG lied about his academic background
• Sam Seder’s drunken Трамп conspiracy theory
• Jonathan Mann: Eight year old Guatemalan boy
• Chris Hayes and Trymaine Lee: The damage done by Jeff Sessions’ last act as AG
• Young Turks: Kirstjen Nielsen’s disgusting response to migrant child’s death
• Joy Reid: U.S. suffering effects of Трамп gutting environmental protections
• David Pakman: Трамп caught signing fake bills in oval office
• Lauren Mayer: January’s coming!:

• ABC: The year 2018—Drama in politics
• Ari Melber with Former Defense Secretary William Cohen: Трамп is “destructive” and “Unpresidential”.
• Young Turks: Трамп’s border wall meltdown just got INSANE
• Farron Cousins: The Dotard lied to troops’ faces about giving them a pay raise
• Sam Seder and Rebecca Traister: Women’s rage only building in the Трамп era
• David Pakman: Трамп exposes identities of Navy Seal Team on Twitter
• Young Turks: Is the Трамп dossier actually true?
• WaPo: The three problems Трамп is facing over the holidays
• Ari Melber: Трамп approval at record low as country blames him for shutdown

The Daily Show: The White People Whisperer—Dr. David Campt’s guide to avoiding holiday disasters.

Steve Kornacki: State Election Board dissolves before certifying NC-9 race.

The Atlantic: The adrenaline rush of herding reindeer.

Pitchfork Economics: How Republicans sold their trickle-down tax cuts as a great deal for the middle class.

BuzzFeed: A surgeon reviews gun violence in PG-13 movies.

Phosphorescent: This Land is Your Land:

Young Turks: “Deportation bus guy” goes to jail.

Vox: Why monks have that hair cut.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Late Show: The Oregon Trail on mushrooms.

The Atlantic: Inside a historic win on election day 2018.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Robert Reich: How to hold corporations accountable.

Vox: Why Colombia is losing the cocaine war.

I.C.E.-y Walls:

• Samantha Bee: The New Ellis Island.
• Ari Melber: Hypocrisy in The Dotard’s shutdown
• Seth Meyers: Трамп threatens a government shutdown over his wall
• Full Frontal: Deck the Walls

• Jimmy Kimmel: The Трамп wall will be BEAUTIFUL
• Samantha Bee: Lumpkin or leave it.
• The Atlantic: A visitor’s guide to America’s great big border wall.
• Samantha Bee: The least terrible season of the year.
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s wall and charity were scams
• Samantha Bee: I.C.E. on Ice with Adam Rippon and Jason Jones.
• Full Frontal: The best Christmas tree ever.

Adam ruins frequent flyer miles.

GQ: The tattoo artist who covers racist tattoos.

Chris Hayes: Paul Ryan and the GOP’s hypocrisy on the debt and deficit

Minute Physics: Hardy’s paradox and the quantum double double slit experiment.

Wired: How Boston Dynamics’ robots became internet favorites.

Vox: Why “Buy one, get one free” isn’t a great deal.

The Daily Show looks back at 2018.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Putin Toys:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wishes Michael Flynn good luck before sentencing
• Ari Melber: Mueller zeroes in on Flynn sanctions call with Russian
• Stephen: He’s the top result on Google for “idiot”
• WaPo: Трамп shuts down foundation amid allegations of illegal conduct
• Jimmy Kimmel: Trump leaving D.C. a mess for 16-day vacation
• Trevor: John Kelly’s White House departure & Трамп’s struggle to find a new Chief of Staff
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп announces Syria plan counter to U.S. goals; Allies are baffled
• Stephen: The TV is telling the President what to do
• WaPo: The most bizarre political moments of 2018
• Jimmy Kimmel: Special medication just for The Dotard Трамп
• Late Show: White House Christmas Message Featuring Melania Трамп:

• Late Show: The Трамп Foundation needs your help
• Chris Hayes: John Brennan reacts to Michael Flynn hearing
• Ari Melber: Michael Flynn played himself in court
• Trevor: The GOP doesn’t care if their “law and order” President breaks the law
• WaPo: Трамп’s most awkward moments of 2018
• Jimmy Kimmel children’s book: “How the Trump Saved Christmas”
• The Late Show: The Dotard Трамп gets a message from the mob
• Stephen with Rep. Adam Schiff: We expect a President to tell the truth
• Chris Hayes: What ever happened to The Dotard Трамп’s 10% middle class tax cut?
• Stephen: Secretary Mattis takes a parting shot at Трамп
• WaPo: Трамп’s many, many shutdown threats
• Trevor: Трамп’s new Chief of Staff and Stephen Miller’s new hairline
• Ari Melber: Mike Flynn admits lies, eviscerating some Dotard’s conspiracy theory
• Jimmy Kimmel: Not a very merry Christmas for The Dotard Трамп
• Stephen: Does Mick Mulvaney like The Dotard Трамп? “No.”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Judge threatens to send Michael Flynn to prison
• The Late Show: This character from “Rudolph” hasn’t aged well
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mueller on a Cruller
• Stephen: Stephen Miller has a bad hair day
• Ari Melber: Dotard Трамп’s AG pick ignored DOJ call to recuse
• Daily Show: Трамп’s best words of 2018
• Chris Hayes: Country feels on the precipice of real crisis
• Rachel Maddow: Judge shocks court with harsh rebuke of Michael Flynn
• WaPo: Giuliani’s new defense of The Dotard—Even if it’s true, it’s not a crime
• Mark Fiore: Its beginning to look a lot like convictions
• Late Show: Star Trek—Space Command
• Jimmy Kimmel thanks The Dotard Трамп
• Stephen: The Трампs and charity Don’t seem to mix
• Trevor: Russia slides into Americans’ DMs to suppress the Black vote
• Late Show: A Very Special Counsel Christmas:

• WaPo: Трамп routinely says things that aren’t true. Few Americans believe him.
• Maz Jobrani: Stop yelling at me for making Трамп jokes
• Ari Melber: Трамп shows “consciousness of guilt” in Russia contact
• Rachel Maddow: President Трамп infidelity to allies drives Jim Mattis to resign in protest
• James Corden: Трамп’s new Chief of Staff thinks highly of him
• Daily Show: Трамп’s mythical crying man yule log
• Stephen: “Treason” is the last word Flynn wanted to hear.
• WaPo Opinion: No, collusion is not a crime. But conspiracy is.
• Jimmy Kimmel: Santa wants to Make Christmas Great Again
• Stephen: Good news—the Government still exists
• Trevor with Bob Woodward on “Fear” in America & President Трамп’s war on truth
• Ari Melber: General Clark says The Dotard Трамп’s military decisions have “no logic”
• Stephen: Mick Mulvaney will let Трамп be Трамп

Jimmy Kimmel: This year in unnecessary censorship.

The Atlantic: We should be “screaming mad” about Amazon’s “corporate welfare”.

Mental Floss: Everything you need to know about the holidays.

Vox: The World War II battle against STDs.

Stephen: Tucker Carlson’s new target is gingerbread people.

Dulcé Sloan: How to handle your news rage.

The New Yorker: Inside the forges of New York City’s bladesmiths.

John Oliver: Brexit update.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Full Frontal: This American trash—Voter suppression in Georgia.

Stephen chats with Joaquin and Julián Castro.

Tiny Fingers Resistance: White “Power”:

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

Vox: Why advertisers are tracking your emojis

The Dotard Трамп and His Various Criminal Organizations:

• Jimmy Kimmel: Huckabee in a tree
• Stephen: From “FAUX & Friends” to U.N. ambassador?
• Lauren Mayer: The Emoluments Song
• James Cordon: It’s Трамп’s party and he’ll cancel if he wants to
• WaPo Opinion: Here’s what you need to know about Mueller’s grand juries
• Stephen: Трамп cancels Christmas…for the press
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Oval office meltdown shows why Трамп won’t testify to Mueller
• Chris Hayes: Christmas with The Dotard sounds…awkward
• Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп denies telling Michael Cohen to break the Law
• Rachel Maddow: Трамп inauguration finances under criminal investigation
• Seth Meyers: Трамп speaks out after Cohen sentencing
• Late Show: Mr. Peanut responds to Трамп’s “peanut stuff”
• Ali Velshi: Now The Dotard’s inaugural committee is also under criminal investigation by the feds.
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп’s White House Chief of Staff John Kelly steps down
• Stephen has a prison tip for Michael Cohen
• Trevor: Did Трамп just botch his border wall negotiation on live TV?
• Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп is super pissed
• WaPo: The biggest Pinocchios of 2018
• Pelosi vs Trump: Showdown in the Oval and it wasn’t pretty:

• Late Show: What was Mike Pence thinking?
• Stephen: The worst part about being First Lady? Comedians!
• Samantha Bee: Birth of a FAUX Nation
• WaPo: The revolving door between FAUX News and the Трамп administration
• Seth Meyers: Prosecutors say The Dotard Трамп committed a crime
• Stephen: Comey is “not that kind of admirer” of Mueller
• Jimmy Kimmel: What people don’t realize about The Dotard Трамп
• Rachel Maddow: Mike Flynn asks for no jail time; cites FBI not warning him not to lie.
• James Corden: It’s obvious Трамп has been smocking something…
• SNL: Weekend Update, Трамп edition.
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi argue in the oval office
• The Atlantic: Трамп thrives on cruelty
• Stephen: A loophole for Трамп’s legal woes—Win in 2020
• The Beat: Cohen raid spurs criminal probe on Трамп inauguration spending
• Trevor: Michael Cohen’s sentence and Stormy’s suit
• WaPo: Dozens of retired judges call on ICE to stop courthouse arrests
• Jimmy Kimmel: The real White House wives of D.C.
• Stephen: What Трамп wants in a Chief of Staff
• Late Show: Happy trails, General Kelly!
• Seth Meyers: Cohen sentenced; Трамп’s shutdown threat
• Stephen: The embarrassing President feels embarrassed
• Rachel Maddow: Case against The Dotard’s progeny clearer after Cohen and AMI
• Jonathan Mann: “Actually I’ll Shut Down The Government, Nancy”:

• Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп’s impeachable offenses became more impeachable
• WaPo Opinion: Republicans are choosing party over country
• Jimmy Kimmel: Michael Cohen sentenced to prison, Трамп still free!
• Seth Meyers: Trump’s coin flip and Time Magazine’s 2018 Person of the Year
• Jimmy Fallon: Трамп’s White House Chief of Staff hunt
• Stephen: Nancy and Chuck chat with Трамп
• James Corden: Michael Cohen is going to prison!

Jim Jefferies: Examining Holland’s extremely racist Christmas character, “Black Pete”.

Knowing Better: Buying happiness

Nick Hanauer and Goldy: Why do we call it “pitchfork economics”

WaPo: Tracing the trail of anti-Soros content at Radio and Television Martí (I’m looking forward to my big-ass Soros paycheck for this one).

Samantha Bee: Democracy—A retrospective:

Wired: How to create a crossword puzzle.

Late Show: Pop Quiz with Joaquin and Julián Castro.

Tragedy On the Border:

• Lawrence: 7-year-old migrant girl dies in Border Patrol Custody
• Katy Tur: Young girl died in Border Patrol custody awaiting medical attention
• Chris Hayes: 7-year-old migrant girl dies in CBP custody

The Late Show: Frosty The Snowman doubts climate change.

Adam ruins cool technology.

Vox: What we get wrong about affirmative action

Jimmy Dore: Jeb Bush’s weird reaction to his dad’s death.

Roll Call: More Congressional hits and misses.

Full Frontal: Frost Bee the Snow Woman.

The Threeway—GOP, NRA and Russia:

• Rachel Maddow: Maria Butina admits being an agent of Russia and will help US prosecutors
• The Beat: Russian agent admits conspiracy to push Kremlin’s NRA agenda
• Ali VelshiRussian Who Tried To Influence NRA, GOP Pleads Guilty

Robert Reich: The truth about privatization

Daily Show: Switzerland—So many guns, no mass shootings.

Vox: How the Saudis ended up with so many American weapons.

WaPo: “Truth isn’t truth”—Rudy Giuliani tops 2018’s quotes of the year list

Mark Fiore: Undo-ocracy.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.