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Live Blogging the VP Debate

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Because, why not.

Feel free to add your own commentary to the discussion thread.

6:04: “Kaine wins the coin toss…people are saying the coin is rigged, so rigged. Believe me!”

6:08: Donald Trump certainly isn’t “stifled” by taxes!

6:09: Pence seems to be rambling.

6:10: I see Kaine is wearing his commie child-slaying arugula-eaters flag pin this evening. Typical.

6:16: Somebody is going to be fired. The idiot who mixed up their ties.

6:18: Pence’s blue tie with that background makes his hair look blue. He should be a poll worker on election day!

6:21: Now that we have gotten past the early interupty start, both candidates are effectively filibustering.

6:23: Time for the “bikini graph”:

6:25: “Donald Trump has created thousands of unpaid subcontractors.”

6:27: Pence, “There they go again…” Laughter erupts.

6:35: I hate anecdotes in politics.

6:40: What makes Trump and Pence such a good team: One of them constantly pops Viagra, the other, Ambien.

A communist immigrant!!!!!!!

6:49: Contra Pence, Obama did not bring bin Laden “to Justice”. He had him executed.

6:58: The moderator needs a switch to cut off their microphones!

7:00: Does Donald know that Pence is saying all these anti-Russia things?!?

7:18: Clearly, the Clintons read the bestselling “Foundations for Dummies”

7:26: Shorter Pence: “I’m an anti-abortion fanatic!”

7:30: Statement of the night: Pence, “Look, he is not a polished politician.”

7:32: I was hoping for more debate on Donald Trump’s “personal Vietnam.”

Comments

  1. 1

    Expect Drump to say “I think Lester Holt did a better Job tonight”, after the debate, if Pence comes out ahead tonight.

  2. 2

    @2. Opps not Lester Holt. NBC had him do opening commentary, I thought the debate started. But substitute Holt for her name.

  3. 3

    It’s probably best that the Guccifer document dump tonite came too late to be mentioned in the VP debate.

    Kaine had to memorize enough #CrookedHillary defense lines as it is.

  5. 5

    Three mentions of Russia above the comments line in this thread so far. When did Mitt join Team HA?

  6. 6

    @4 haven’t you seen Putin’s bare chest! Hubba hubba hubba (sarcasm – the horse looked better)

  7. 7

    Now all of a sudden it’s smart not to pay taxes, years ago the 47%’ers were scum.

  8. 8

    Will BunchVerified account
    ‏@Will_Bunch
    Can you imagine how Elizabeth Warren would have eviscerated Pence in this debate?
    7:18 PM – 4 Oct 2016

    Can you imagine how Ted Cruz would have eviscerated #CrookedHillary in the first one?

    Fair use doesn’t apply if the tweet is moronic.

  9. 9

    @8 when you lie and bullshit all day, not only does it make you a hypocrite, but you win debates that way too.

    Well too bad, Crud had to go home, and sit this one out and support your best friend, Drumpf.

  10. 10

    Church on Sunday morning and prayers before dinner, then fucking people and whores during the week.

    Pro life and pro adoption but fuck the fags! Thou shall not love thier neighbor, hate your neighbors!

  11. 11

    Pence said Drumpf isn’t a polished politician. Yeah So he’ll know how to polish Putin’s knob.

  12. 12

    Tim Kaine was DNC chair at the time the TARP money flowed from the recipient banks to the DNC.

    Deplorable ‘D’ Owens @NubianAwakening
    There happens to be a near-perfect correlation between TARP funds received per bank and the amount donated to DNC PACs #Guccifer2#VPDebate
    5:27 PM – 4 Oct 2016

  13. 13

    “Goldy: Crime rates among immigrants are lower than the native born.”

    Yes, but that’s so pedestrian. It’s not exciting. It puts people to sleep.

  16. 16

    @8 “Can you imagine how Ted Cruz would have eviscerated #CrookedHillary in the first one?”

    He couldn’t even eviscerate Donald Trump.

  17. 17

    Can you imagine how Ted Cruz would have eviscerated… blah, blah,

    Nope. Not anymore. Lost that ability right about the time the Republican Party nominee for President of the United States suggested teaming up with Russia to steal oil from the mooslims and use nukes if they gave us any hassles.

  18. 18

    (((Goldy))) @GoldyHA
    If there’s one thing we’ve learned from tonight’s #VPDebate it’s that neither Tim Kaine nor Mike Pence will ever be elected president.

    Neither was Ford.

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