Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week
The Reign of King Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- Tommy Campbell: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz TROLLED By Justin Trudeau
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Leon’s Plan for Subjugation of the American People ♬
- Stephen: MAGA gets buyer’s remorse & coffee, eggs, and potato chip prices spike
- Adam Conover: No one is coming to save us
- Putin’s Puppet: Трамп defends the Tate brothers “They’re just like me!”
- Jimmy Kimmel: Team Трамп screws up Epstein list release, Dotard hocks golden dollars & GOP complains about Leon
- Desi Lydic: Can Macron’s accent stop Трамп from fanboying for Putin?
- Ari Melber: That was fast! Трамп MIA as prices spike from coffee to eggs to gasoline
- Chris Hayes: Трамп “irreparably destroyed” world order with Zelenskyy blowup
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Who Knew We Needed Medicaid? ♬
- Putin’s Puppet: New executive order—Eggs don’t exist
- LegalEagle: Shutting down USAID is illegal (but they did it anyway)
- Rachel Maddow: Busted—DOGE humiliated by brutal fact-checking, walks back bogus savings claims
- Founders Sing: ♫ Musk Must Go Away ♬:
- Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Nothing matters
- Liberal Redneck: On gutting Medicaid and food stamps to cover more tax cuts for the wealthy
- John Waldron: MAGA joins DEMOCRATS to put an END to Трамп!
- Lauren Mayer: ♫ Big Cuts 4 You, Big Spending 4 Me ♬
- Steve Shives: Трамп abandons Zelenskyy, defends Putin, and proves his unfitness (again)
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Dynamite, and Tight Pants ♬
- Stephen: Vulgar replies to Musk’s Email & Трамп’s mystery bruise
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Musk fire thousands of federal workers, Dotard gets a new tell-all & Macron visits Washington
- Resist: Political Art and Protest Music: ♫ Happy Gulf of America Days… Did They Really Just Rename the Gulf of Mexico? ♬
- Parody Project: ♫ Shiny Object Syndrome ♬
- J-L Cauvin: ♫ The Dotard reacts to the death of Roberta Flack ♬
- Parody Project: ♫ Chainsaw Massacre ♬:
- Sarah Cooper: King Трамп’s plans to invade Canada and more
- Desi Lydic: Elon Musk crashes Cabinet meeting & Трамп touts $5M “Gold card” for VIP immigrants
- Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart reworks Трамп & Elon’s sweeping DOGE budget cuts
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dementia Dotard ♬
- Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
- Jabari Jones: President Musk—Government firings
- Stephen: Fed workers can ignore Musk email & a living cringe meme & Трамп licks feet in viral AI video
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Constitutional Crisis ♬
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s CRAZY Gaza video, disgusting new immigration “Gold card” & Elon dominates cabinet meeting
- Desi Lydic: Elon Musk’s Email ultimatum—Justify accomplishments or get semi-fired
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ King Elon and Prince Трамп ♬
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces he is replacing Pope Francis
- Patrick Fitzgerald and Knotheadusc: ♫ Where is Fraud? ♬:
- Lawrence: Трамп and House GOP taking health care away from poor people so Elon Musk can be richer
- Parody Project: ♫ Трамп’s Kennedy store ♬
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Musk and Трамп Identify (with) MASSIVE Corruption ♬
- The New York Times: The one idea that connects Трамп’s recent actions
- Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Трамп inflation
- Chris Hayes: Fears grow as RFK Jr. downplays deadly measles outbreak
- ScaredKetchup: Project 2025: The Series Episode 3 w/ AI Elon Musk, Трамп, Jasmine Crockett
- Desi Lydic: Are Democrats taking the rizz out of resistance in their opposition to Трамп?
- Lawrence O’Donnell and Robert Reich: Трамп’s tyranny is undeniable
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals minerals deal with Ukraine!
- Christopher Titus: Measles and government SCANDALS uncovered
- Stephen: Who Runs DOGE? White House Press Corps, “We’re cooked” America’s Gold Card for rich foreigners
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and Musk Don’t Care about You (at all) ♬
- Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Letter from a federal employee
Josh Johnson asks how NYCers honor Black history without breaking DEI bans
Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:
- Jabari Jones: President Musk—Ashley VS. Elon
- Stella Magz: Does the “D” in DOGE stand for DEADBEAT?
- Tommy Campbell: Leon Musk could lose his citizenship
- Dark Brandon: MAGA conservatives are the new snowflakes—And it’s hilarious
- The Late Show: Has Siri gone anti-MAGA?
- J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s wedding vows for Kid Rock & Lauren Boebert
- Troy Iwata: Meet the choreographer teaching Elon Musk how to move like a normal person
- JoJoFromJerz: “America first” huh?
- LegalEagle: The travesty of the silk road pardon
- Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп clears up Musk’s ultimatum Email, Marjorie Taylor Greene vs federal workers & gross DeSantis
- Chris Hayes: Release of “Epstein Files” sparks MAGA anger and disappointment
- Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп LOVES Chaos ♬
- Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline
Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Dear Bernie Sanders ♬
Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.
Gulf of America/Mexico, whatever anyone calls it, will by the end of the year be home to the SS UNITED STATES on its bottom. She left Philadelphia a week ago Wednesday and she is now in the Gulf. Under tow she still looks majestic. If she was in her prime, probably would have made Florida a week ago Friday. Once in Mobile, remaining asbestos, wiring, Fuel oil, PCBs, and the windows will be removed, in preparation for scuttling as an artificial reef off Okaloosa County, Florida.
Remember the woman who was dragged out of an Idaho town hall last Saturday? Well, here’s some more info:
1. While many people at the event were boisterous, the event organizers who singled her out for arrest knew perfectly well who she is: She was a Democratic candidate for state legislator in 2020, 2022, and 2024.
2. The speaker she interrupted was her Republican opponent in all three elections.
3. The private security guards who arrested her (at the sheriff’s direction) took zip-ties with them to the event with the apparent intention ahead of time of arresting someone.
4. The charges against her were promptly dropped.
5. A GoFundMe for her has raised $170,000 to pay lawyers to sue the private security firm. The goal was $30,000.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmjDraMwLCo
https://www.newsweek.com/woman-forcibly-dragged-out-idaho-town-hall-what-we-know-so-far-2035129
https://ballotpedia.org/Teresa_Borrenpohl
FAFO
Why the fuck were a reporter for TASS, the Russian state media, and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s boyfriend allowed into the Oval Office for the meeting between Zelenskyy and Trump, when the Associated Press and Reuters weren’t?
https://www.nj.com/politics/2025/02/in-trump-meeting-with-zelenskyy-mtgs-boyfriend-gets-a-smackdown.html
@2 Oh, and that sheriff who tugged on the woman’s arm? He’s a retired L.A. cop who gets $150K a year of disability pay for an injured shoulder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NJAj4hsJQs
For comparison purposes, a 100% combat-disabled veteran gets $49,725 a year.
https://www.va.gov/disability/compensation-rates/veteran-rates/
@2 Oh, and that sheriff who tugged on the woman’s arm? He’s a retired L.A. cop who gets $150K a year of disability pay for an injured shoulder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NJAj4hsJQs
For comparison purposes, a 100% combat-disabled veteran gets $49,725 a year.
https://www.va.gov/disability/compensation-rates/veteran-rates/